Darkest Hour

by Unnamed Mercenary

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 289

This one guy emailed me about making a new fic, so here it is.

This guy emailed me repeatedly about when my new fictions are going to be up, here it is.
YOU WANTED IT SO F*CKING BADLY.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-05 15:23:20 UTC

Chapter 1

Celestia went and got out of bed and smashed down the door den she went to Luna’s room and fuked her in ass hard and den they flew to outside and killed the puppy and den they fuked it in the vagina and blew up the castle but then suddenly Twilight appeared with the elements of harmony and screamed!

“FUS RO DAH!!!!”

“YULL NEVAR DEFEAT ME TWILIGHT AND FRIENDS”

“YA WE WEEL!!!”

“NA YOU WON’T!!!”

Twilight den shoved the elements in her friends crotchs and den Spike shoved the tiara up gildas ass and den a big giant flash of light and meteors raining down all over Equestria but Rainbow Dash did sonic rainboom and destroyed the meteors and fuked Lyra in the vagina but den Angel grew wings and had a death battle with gummy and suddenly Doctor Whooves appeared through a TARDIS portal naked and yelled random gibberish

“ARAGAERGFGSDRHGTEFGSEGERTHERSH”

“DIE DOCTOR WHOOVES!!!”

“WRSRGVESRGEVVSDRGTBESRTHRTSHBR”

Applejack and The Doctor then had a sword fight with their highly erect boners but den Superman flew in and nuked Cloudsdale with a poopy bomb and Spiderman jumped into the battle of cocks and made webs everywhere! Bitches love webs!

Da ponyville train hit Twilight and made a giant purple explosion which destroyed half the earth and den Celestia used her magic horn rape powers to resto-

Luna was writing down her imagination on paper when suddenly her sister walked into her room.

“Luna? What are you doing?”

Luna immediately shut her writing journal and said “NOTHING SISTER!!” with a fake nervous smile.

Celestia shot her a weird look and then walked out of the room.

“Whew that was close……” Luna re-opened the writing journal and continued her “story”.