That feeling when...

by Nonameknight

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Slice of Life
Length: 1079

Twilight goes on a magical adventure. Hilarity ensues.

Twilight goes on a magical adventure. Hilarity ensues. Crap happens. The end.

(Not to be taken seriously)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-09 19:40:01 UTC

I don't even know.

Twilight awoke to the beautiful rays of sunlight shining through her window.

"Mmmm, not yet. Just five more minutes," she said as she rolled over to escape the rays of light.

As she was rolling, she fell off the bed and landed on Spike, and with her horn up his ass.

"BUUUUURP!!"

"FRRRRRRT!!"

The impact, not to mention the anal penetration, had caused spike to burp out his dragon fire, setting the house on fire.

"Oh no! What happened!?" she screamed as she tried to cast spells that would put out the fire.

Unfortunately for Spike, her horn was still up his ass and had caused all the spells to go right up his poop chute.

"Oh, sweet Celestia!! It hurts!!"

The unwanted stimulation had caused him to ejaculate all over her face as well as give him a terrible case of diarrhea. And with Twilight's horn still stuck up his sphincter, he shat all over her face.

"Gah, what's happening?!" she yelled as she began to run around the house blind, with shit and cum all over her face.

"It's getting in my eyes! Ahhhhhhhh! It burns!!" she screamed as she tumbled down the stairs, ejecting Spike off of her horn.

He flew through the air for a moment, before going through the front door and landing on Big Mac's face.

"EEEEEENOPE!" he yelled as he threw Spike like a football and ran away screaming.

Twilight got to her feet, unable to see, and smelling like shit.

"I'm going to kill him when I find him." She growled before looking for the bathroom so she could shower.

After she was done showering, she set out to find Spike and stick his balls on a pike.

"Alright, let's find that little shit head!" she stopped as she realized what she had just said.

"Buck..."

So Twilight stopped caring and decided she would kick his ass when he gets home.

Oh her way home, Twilight decided that she would stop by Sugar Cube Corner and get a cupcake.

As she opened the door, a loud boom was heard, and suddenly she couldn’t see.

"AGGGGGH!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? I CAN’T FUCKING SEE!!!" Twilight screamed as she ran down the road in a random direction.

"Oops, I put salt in my party cannon again...Oh well, i’m sure she'll be fine!" A certain bubbly, pink mare said as she hopped back into her house.

As Twilight ran, she could feel herself bumping into other ponies.

“Hey, watch it!”

“Slow down, you might hurt someone!”

“Does something smell weird to you?”

She came to an abrupt halt as she found herself suddenly flying through the air, and then landing on something soft and smelly.

“FUUUUUUUU- NOT AGAIN!!” She had somehow managed to land in a pile of cow crap, and being the shithead she is (heh, heh), she managed to get it into her eyes. Again.

“WHY ME!?!” she screamed, as she took off, yet again, in a random direction.

Little did she know, she was heading into the Everfree forest.

After running, falling into a puddle and then complaining about the now soggy shit getting into her mouth, she unknowingly ended up at Zecora’s hut.

As she crashed through the door, she tripped and hit her head on a shelf covered with potions, launching them into the air. As they travelled through the air, Zecora came through the door, rear first. She seemed to be dragging a large package through the door.

Unfortunately, one of said flying potions ended up lodging itself into Zecora's posterior, and seeing as

how it was not sealed, the contents ended up emptying themselves into her intestinal tract.

That particular potion was a male enhancement potion and she suddenly sprouted a 12-inch dick.

“Oh what is this I see? It seems to be a penis, you should agree.”

And then they sexed.

After Zecora was done ravaging Twilight’s tailhole, she fell asleep.

Twilight, who still couldn't see, now from a mixture of shit and cum, tried to exit the hut, only to have one of Zecora’s freaky-ass masks land on her face. The shit covering her face acted as an adhesive and kept her from taking it off.

She ran out of the hut, failing and running into the walls twice, and proceeded to run in the nearest direction. Which just happened to be right into a river.

After nearly drowning, Twilight pulled herself onto the riverbank.

She proceeded to clean off the cum and shit from her face. After doing this, she decided to head to Fluttershy’s hut to see if she had injured anything other than her pride.

After knocking on the door, she waited a few moments before feeling something jam itself into her butt. She turned around to see what else decided to molest her today, to find that Angel had shoved it in there, and was currently hanging from it.

Twilight turned her head as she heard the door open and a gasp soon followed.

“Angel bunny, what have a told you about using other pony’s plots for jousting targets?” Fluttershy said to the little ball of hell-spawn as she pulled the carrot from Twilight’s rear.

“Sorry about that, Twilight. Can I help you with anything?” she said through the now shit-covered carrot in her mouth.

“Its ok, Fluttershy. I’ve just been having a bad day and thought I would ask you if you could check on me. To see if i’ve managed to hurt myself.”

Suddenly, acupuncture.

“OW! Fluttershy, is this supposed to hurt this much?” she said as Fluttershy stuck another large needle into her face.

“Its not supposed to hurt...maybe its the needles.”

Twilight screamed as she pulled the needles out of her face and ran out of the door, but not before tripping on a loose floorboard and getting her horn stuck in the door.

“Ok, that’s it!”

Twilight had enough. She teleported herself to the front of her house, exhausted after such a shitty day.

As she entered into the library, she noticed Spike in the corner, sorting books.

“Oh, hi Twili-”

He cut off abruptly as she summoned a pike and speared his balls with them.

“Asshole,” she muttered as she headed to her bed to sleep.

As she got into bed, she levitated a piece of parchment and a quill to herself and began to write a letter

Dear Princess Celestia

I hate everything.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle