"Dear Celestia,
Today I learned that you are an abhorrent tyrant that must be destroyed. It has come to my attention that your cruelty knows no bounds. Not only are you NOT a goddess as you so claim to be, but you also DON'T control the sun and moon, nor are you particularly special in any way, shape or form.
Your "lustrous" and "beautiful" wings have been proven to be fake through rigorous testing, which of course explains why the royal guards cart you around like it was your birthright. Your horn has also been found to be nothing more than worthless paper mâché, which I found out after you left a piece of it on my floor.
You are a deceitful bitch, and my friends and I are on our way to FUCKING KILL YOU!
Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle"
"Thanks Spike," said Twilight, as she watched her dragon companion engulf the letter in flames, sending it to their sovereign,"this will make an excellent April Foals Day prank."
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