Imagine a bag full of bricks. Now, imagine that bag full of bricks hitting your face.

That was about the force I felt when I planted my face into the ground. Not on purpose, no, but DAMN it hurt.

After shaking off the effects of SLAMMING your FACE into THE GROUND, I took a look around.

It looks like... a field.

And it was a field. Just one problem, though...

It was perfect.

I mean, absolutely perfect! The grass was perfectly green, it looked liked it had been mowed recently, it looked like I could eat it off the ground, and there were-

Eat it off the ground!? Man, I have to stop watching those late-night cartoons.

I looked around a second time. There wasn’t any imperfections!

There wasn’t any people around either.

But, that doesn’t mean any life forms.

I spotted a yellow and pink... pony, maybe, eating some grass some 90 feet away (that’s about 27 meters for you foreigners). I couldn’t tell the gender from this far away though. As I got closer though, I noticed that she was female, and she seemed to have a male rabbit with her. As I approached her however, she looked at me, and then shied away from me.

“No, come back!” I called at her, hoping to have at least some company. She turned around and looked near me, but never directly at me. Nearby, the rabbit was making a boxing pose, probably hoping to scare me away.

“Wow. That rabbit is really something special. He’s like a little angel.” I turned back to the yellow pony. “Anyways, what is a little pony like you doing out here all by herself?”

“I-I-I wa-w-was e-ea-eating.”

I fainted.

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You’re not supposed to be here. You were supposed to die, with all the rest. Now I’m going to have to kill you by hand. You can never trust your associates.

You-You want to kill me?

Yes. And I will make sure that you have a looong, agonizing death. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

“Hello? Are you alright? Helloooooo? Anypony in there? Hel-”

I jolt awake as I am poked in the side of my body with a stick. I search around for the poker, but only find a nearby stick.

“Twilight, he’s awake!”

A giant scream of joy and anger erupts from somewhere as a purple tornado rushes into the room and stops right beside the bed I’m laying on. Suddenly, I’m being asked a multitude of questions. This is how the conversation went:

“WhoareyouWheredidyoucomefromWhydidyouscareFluttershyAreyouapedophileareyou-”

“Woah! Woah! I am NOT a pedophile!”

“Thenwhatareyouwheredidyoucomefromhowcome-”

“Woah! Hold on!”

She stops and stares at me for a moment as I try to clear my throat. Man, why does she have to ask so many questions?

“Slow down.” I said. “I can’t even understand what you’re saying.”

“Oh, sorry,” she exclaimed, “I must have gotten so excited that I forgot about my manners!” The pink-and-purple unicorn jumped onto my chest, making me fall flat on my back. “Now, you better tell me what’s going on, or Celestia help you...”

“Wait! Now hold on! I don’t want any trouble!”

“I thought so.” She got off my chest and turned toward me. “First, let me introduce myself. My name is-”

“Twilight Sparkle.” I finished.

She looked at me quizzically. “Now, I understand how you knew my first name, but no one ever told you my last name. How did you know it?”

“I... I don’t know. I saw you clearly for the first time and realized that ‘That’s Twilight Sparkle.”

“Hmm.” She said. “Well, anyways, let me ask you a few questions.”

I scoffed.

“A few MORE questions. Who are you and how did you get here?”

I stared at her for a few moments. Should I tell her? Is she- well, I already knew her name, so she’s probably worth trusting.

“My name is Zeke McCabe.”

“And I think that I already died.”

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Ugh! This will ruin all of our plans! Master, send me out and I will show him NO mercy!

NO! Let’s watch this one play out for a while.

But, Master I-

SILENCE!!! Shut your trap or I will make sure your body is served to me on a silver platter! Now, all we have to do is wait.

The Countdown has begun.

And there is nothing he can do to stop it.

Author's Note

Whew! Next chapter done. Other then the new plot line and hidden spoilers, there is nothing mush to say. Again, please don't leave bad comments. If you have nothing good to say, don't say it at all. I will see you again when the sun rises.