Kevin

It was a bright summer morning, and Kevin was just waking up from his beautiful bout of slumber. Wiping the thick sleep from his eyes, he yawned, stretching his arms out until they cracked and loosened. His normally flowing blonde hair was mussed up into an impossible bees nest, that was obscuring a good portion of his vision.

As he brushed the hair from his eyes, Kevin looked around to see his messy room, littered with Monster Energy, as well as a horde of pony paraphernalia. If your moist brain hasn't figured it out, Kevin is a brony, and he's damn proud of it.
Kevin moved his sheets aside, watching them crumble after being brittled by years of seminal soakings.

"What a shame," said Kevin aloud to himself,"that was my favorite set of pony sheets. My cum stains barely even showed up on them."

After a moment of silence for his dead bedspread, Kevin got up off of his bed, and headed towards the bathroom, being sure to step over any pony merchandise that lay in his path.
As he looked into his bathroom mirror, Kevin noticed that he was absolutely coated in sweat, semen, and shame, so he decided to take a shower.

Stripping down to his bare nethers, our daring protagonist stepped into the shower, and turned on the water as hot as it would go. After applying shampoo to his hair, Kevin reached onto his shower shelf and snatched one of the many pony figures.
Slowly, Kevin started rubbing his flaccid phallus, bringing it to full attention.

"Yeah Twist, you're a dirty slut," he moaned, rubbing the Twist figure s mane up against his glans as he stroked his stiffness.
Faster and faster Kevin pleasured himself, shouting obscenities as his rod began to twitch from the stimulus. He felt a stirring in his loins that he knew all too well, and sure enough a seminal shower soaked the mini pony's mane, coat, and tail.

Continuing to wash himself, Kevin took special care to scrub the stubborn semen from Twist as it clung cantankerously to the small figurine.

After Twist was thoroughly cleaned, Kevin stepped out of the shower, turning to admire the horrible accumulation of grime and muck that caked the floor of the shower.

Now that he had been cleansed and properly released, Kevin got dressed, brushed his gingivitis, and scurried downstairs. It was Saturday, and he was in a special kind of hurry, not wanting to miss the new episode of My Little Pony.

Kevin grabbed his petroleum jelly and plopped down on the old, beaten couch that happened to have cum stains all over it.
Flipping on the telly, Kevin was greeted with a scene where Applejack was lecturing her younger sister.

"Now Apple Bloom, ah know it seems scary, but that red stuff coming' out of your no-no zone is perfectly natural."

Jackpot! Shouted Kevin internally,It's the long awaited period episode, thanks Hasbro!

Dropping his pants with verilous vigor, Kevin grabbed his re-hardened member. All through the episode Kevin yanked it to the ponies on the screen.

Suddenly, just as the episode was finishing the third act (in which Apple Bloom gets acquainted with tampons) and Kevin couldn't take it anymore. He released himself all over the couch, and as he panted, he enjoyed the sticky secretions his stiff stick had shot.

Just then, his door opened, taking no effort to cover himself, Kevin got up, his cum dripping down his legs, pooling inside of his floored drawers.

"You've been busy," said the intruder as he looked at Kevin's cock.

"Karl, it's great to see you!" Kevin said ecstatically as he shambled towards his friend, arms outstretched.
Kevin embraced Karl, his flaccid, crusty penis rubbing up against the crotch of Karl's blue jeans.

"As much as I love your dick, now isn't the time for naked hugging." stated Karl matter-of-factly,"besides, I have something you definitely need to see."

"What is it?"

"Kyle, bring it in!"

Upon hearing those rad words, a red-haired boy with glasses and a huge penis(no he isn't naked) wheeled in, yes, he's a paraplegic. Behind him he towed a large cadenza made of mahogany, and really nice.

"So what?" Asked Kevin as he pulled up his pants," it's just some shitty furniture."

"No it isn't," replied Kyle," it's a magical cadenza, with a beatiful rug that will put any room together."

"We're gonna use it to go to Equestria and have lots of sex,"interjected Karl," ponies can't resist human dick, I read about it in a fanfiction, so it must be true."

"But we're Bronies."

"And how exactly does that prevent us from pony sex?"

"Well we have a mission. As Bronies, it is our duty to bitch at people who don't watch the show, fight amongst ourselves, scream at Hasbro about every little thing, complain about pony porn while hypocritically masturbating to it, convert everyone with peer pressure, be annoyingly materialistic, and not get girlfriends, as well as treat our fandom like it was like the civil rights movement, a gay pride parade and a holocaust survivors' memorial service all rolled into one. " Kevin said," and we can't do that if we go to Equestria."

Karl put a hand on Kevin's shoulder.

"I know Kevin," Karl said solemnly," it's quite a sacrifice, but if we want to go fuck ponies we're going to have to denounce our bronyhood."

Kevin broke down into tears, sobbing as he choked on his abundant neck fat.

Kevin, Karl, and Kyle eventually realized that they were doing this for the greater good, so with heavy hearts they each gave up being Bronies.

"Wow," said Kevin," I'm suddenly feeling less retarded and opinionated."

"Now that I'm not a brony, I actually have the capacity to form a cohesive sentence without breathing heavily and repulsing women," chimed Karl.

"I lost four hundred pounds," stated Kyle happily.

"Now who wants to fuck some ponies?"

"YEAH!" they all shouted in unison.

So, with newfound happiness after renouncing their bronyhood, Kevin, Kyle, and Karl jumped into the cadenza, getting enormous erections during the process.

After a few seconds the three friends leapt out of the cadenza, eager to see if it worked.

They found themselves surrounded by delicious, tender, sexy little foals that all gaped open-mouthed at the three new creatures before them.

Kevin looked around at all the adorable little children surrounding them. His erection practically tore his jeans.

"Jackpot!"