Cheerilee charged Karl, brandishing the rubber chicken with murderous intent. Unfortunately, just as she was about to strike, Kevin intercepted her attack, blocking it with his butt. He then kicked Cheerilee, sending her flying back, only for her to land in a battle pose.

"I won't let you get away with what you've done to my students." Cheerilee growled.

"Shut up and fight me," replied Kevin as he pulled out a katana.

Both Cheerilee and Kevin charged each other, brandishing their weapons of choice. Cheerilee swung down, aiming for the crown of Kevin's skull, but Kevin swiftly brought his sword up to defend himself. The two struggled together, before realizing that their strength was dead even. Both of them sprung away, landing in battle poses far more epic than is humanly possible.

Kevin and Cheerilee both charged their energy into their respective weapons. Kevin was the first to finish, running like a samurai towards Cheerilee. Leaping ten feet into the air, Kevin brought his sword down, as it crackled with pure energy.

Cheerilee spun her rubber chicken like a helicopter, using the power inside to create a super energy shield. The two superpowers collided, sending magical, purple sparks flying out in all directions. During the intense struggle, Cheerilee swept Kevin's leg, causing him to fall. Immediately upon Kevin's collision with the ground, Cheerilee put on a pair of shutter-shade glasses and elbow-dropped her opponent.

Unfortunately, Kevin had the wherewithal to roll out of the way, and Cheerilee was left clutching her elbow.

"You're better than I thought," said Kevin as he hyperventilated," looks like I'll have to stop holding back."

Kevin reached into his boot and brought out a large combat knife. Taking special care to strike yet another pose, Kevin rushed forward, slashing at Cheerilee. Luckily for her, she dodged away at the last second, but unluckily for her, she was hit with a wave of pure energy that radiated from the slash.

Cheerilee coughed up blood, taking note of the irreparable damage that had been done to her internal organs.

Kevin came in close for a shot with his combat knife, but Cheerilee countered with her rubber chicken. Both weapons sunk deep into the arms of their owner's opponents, causing blood to leak down the blade and beak of the two combat items.

Kevin and Cheerilee stared hatefully into each other's eyes.

"Cheerilee, lets face it; you'll never defeat me without dying yourself, I'm too strong for you."

"Yeah? Well I think you're full of shit."

Kevin lunged forward, planting a roundhouse kick onto Cheerilee's temple. He raised his katana, ready to decapitate his foe.

"Any last words?"

"Just three," Cheerilee said before revealing a pink watch," IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!"

Cheerilee stood up, and pink electricity shot out from every orifice on her body," Pterodactyl!"

Cheerilee put on her pink ranger suit, struck a pose that would make the Ginyus shit themselves, and then charged Kevin at lightning speeds. With the tenacity of an eagle defending its eggs, Cheerilee struck Kevin, landing hit after hit with her rubber chicken.

Cheerilee's movements were so fast, that she eventually broke the sound barrier with each punch, sending shockwaves through Kevin's very being. The sound of splintering bones could be heard, and the only things louder were the impacts of the punches, and the pained cries of Kevin.

"Karl, Kevin's going to lose!" shouted Kyle.

"We can't have that," replied Kyle, who was now dressed like Rita Repulsa," lets see her beat Kevin, when he's fifty stories tall!"

Rita(Kyle), threw her magical staff into the ground, and it emitted bolts of electricity, all of which struck Kevin. Kevin grew and grew until he was indeed fifty stories tall.

"Mwahaha!" Kevin bellowed," now what will you do, Cheerilee?"

Cheerilee smiled and pressed a button on her wrist communicator.

"Zordon, send the zords."

Suddenly, four more ponies of varying colors appeared, all of them wearing battle suits.

"Back off, fang face," said the red one.

"The good guys are here," stated the black one.

"Get off our planet!" screamed the blue one.

"Cause we're the Power RangersTM!" exclaimed the yellow one.

"And we're not backin' down, HYA!" finished Cheerilee.

"DINOSAUR POWER!" screamed the Red Ranger.

A robotic tyrannosaurus burst up from the ground, as well as a mammoth, a triceratops, a pterodactyl, and a saber-tooth tiger, each with a host of cool explosions behind them.

All of the robots combined, with sparks shooting out everywhere. Once finished, they formed the megazord, a two million ton mechanical man.

Kevin shot a laser out of his katana, hitting the megazord directly in the chest. It josteled the rangers a bit, but alas, it barely dented the Megazord.

The Megazord charged at Kevin with his electric fist, hitting him in the jaw.

Kevin toppled, having been thwarted by the power of good. Unfortunately Kevin landed directly on top of Kiki.

"Well, at least she didn't die of a brain tumor." said Kyle.

With Kevin dead, the Megazord turned its attention to Karl and Kevin, as a robotic snake came out of nowhere and attached itself to the Megazord's crotch.

"Oh no," said Karl.

"Ohmai," said Kyle.

The Megazord loomed over them, his massive, two-story robo-cock throbbing. Kyle and Karl looked at each other and gulped nervously.

"We're sorry?"

Author's Note

Next time on Kevin: The Megazord rapes a paraplegic.