What you are reading is the pamphlet handed out to the individuals who were chosen to participate in a permanent vacation to Equestria. It sets out what will be done before going there, and what rules apply while living there. Chapter two will be the records and dairies of committee members kept at the monthly meetings of how things went. Every subsequent chapter will be the same, one month later, just from different characters' perspectives. I don't know how this passes the No User Guide rule, but I've read a story similar to this one and it was okay. Maybe it's not. I'll find out.

Anyway, I replaced the cover image. I think it's perfect.

Here's a sample because I'm lazy:
1. This one is a bit harsh, but we have to uphold it. We do not ever approach any mane 6 or important characters in the show. Their business is their own and suspiciously pestering them like they're celebrities all of a sudden makes us look bad. They ARE a bit famous in their own realm, but you've seen the show, we hope you have a pretty good idea how they're treated. Characters like Lyra, the Cakes, the Apples, Derpy etc. are a bit iffier, but just don't be fanboy/girl.

This is rated 'teen', but the one instance of swearing was censored and was in an example context. The rest that may raise the 'everyone' eyebrow is not explicit, and tries to avoid detail, as it is only for the record. It's one or two sections and is not themed around it. Entirely. Still, I'll stick with 'teen'.