Nocturne of Shadows

We kept walking for a while until we reached the cliff again. I raised my head and looked at the stairs that were popping out of the ground. “Stairs.... We meet again.”

Rainbow looked at me, “You made these?”

I nodded a bit, “I slipped on one of ledges. So I could have fallen at least fifty feet if they didn’t pop up.” I grinned. “Got out with a broken arm instead of death.” I sighed and looked at them, “Let’s see....” I reached my right hand down to the scabbard and pulled out the sword, angling it with the stairs. I closed my eyes and began focusing on finishing the stairs and having them reach the top. I heard creaks and groans come from them as my strength began to leave me. By the time it had stopped I fell to my knees and panted heavily, “Instant.... Stairs.”

Rainbow whistled, “Coooool!”

I stood up and sheathed the sword. “Yeah... Tiring though.”

Twilight walked up and raised an eyebrow, “That’s actually kinda strange.... Sombra had stairs all over the crystal empire, and now you just caused some to pop out of the ground.”

I shrugged, “What... It’s a good exercise anyways.” I started up the stairs, Max waiting until everyone else went. As we were climbing Joshua pulled out an Ipod and hooked it up to a small speaker. She looked at me for a second.

I nodded, “It’s fine. Just keep it down.”

She grinned and scrolled through a couple before playing a song.

“Aww look at daddy's baby girl

That's daddy’s baby”

Oh. My. God.... This song.

“Little sleepy head

Yesterday I changed your diaper

Wiped you and powdered you.

How did you get so big?

Can't believe it now your two

Baby you're so precious

Daddy's so proud of you

Sit down bitch

If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you”

I nearly burst out laughing as all of the ponies cried out a shock ‘What!?’

“(Okay)

Don't make me wake this baby

She don't need to see what I'm about to do

Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?

How could you?

Just leave me and love him out the blue

Oh, what's a matter Kim?

Am I too loud for you?

Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time

At first, I'm like alright

You wanna throw me out? That's fine!

But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?

This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!

How could you let him sleep in our bed?

Look at Kim

Look at your husband now!

(No!)

I said look at him!

He ain't so hot now is he?

Little punk!

(Why are you doing this?)

Shut the fuck up!

(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)

You think I give a fuck!

Come on we're going for a ride bitch

(No!)

Sit up front

(Well I can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?)

We'll be right back

Well I will you'll be in the trunk”

I was full on laughing as the ponies looked at Joshua with shock and fear. I think that Fluttershy was literally crying.

“So long, bitch you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

So long, bitch you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you”

I think Fluttershy had fainted at this point, and Twilight was holding her in her magic.

“You really fucked me Kim

You really did a number on me

Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me

But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18

That was years ago

I thought we wiped the slate clean

That's fucked up!

(I love you!)

Oh God my brain is racing

(I love you!)

What are you doing?

Change the station I hate this song!

Does this look like a big joke?

(No!)

There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat

In your living room, ha-ha

What you think I'm kiddin' you?

You loved him didn't you?

(No!)

Bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie to me

What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?

Fuck you asshole, yeah bite me

Kim, KIM!

Why don't you like me?

You think I'm ugly don't you

(It's not that!)

No you think I'm ugly

(Baby)

Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

How the fuck could you do this to me?

(Sorry!)

How the fuck could you do this to me?”

And Pinkie’s hair deflated.... Huh.... Kinda sad.

“So long, bitch you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

So long, bitch you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you”

Now that I think about it, this is really fucking mean. So far the ponies seemed to be a relatively peaceful race, and now we have them listening to a very... Very graphic song.

“Come on get out

(I can't I'm scared)

I said get out bitch!

(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)

(Please I love you, look we can just take Hailie and leave)

Fuck you, you did this to us

You did it, it's your fault

Oh my God I'm crackin' up

Get a grip Marshall

Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?

And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie

That was funny wasn't it?

(Yes!)

That was funny wasn't it?

(Yes!)

See it all makes sense, doesn't it?

You and your husband have a fight

One of you tries to grab a knife

And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced

(No!)

And while this is goin' on

His son just woke up and he just walks in

She panics and he gets his throat cut

(Oh my God!)

So now they both dead and you slash your own throat

So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note

I should have known better when you started to act weird

We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!

You can't run from me Kim

It's just us, nobody else!

You're only making this harder on yourself

Ha! Ha! Got'cha!

(Ahh!)

Ha! Go ahead yell!

Here I'll scream with you!

AH SOMEBODY HELP!

Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?

Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to you

You were supposed to love me

{*Kim choking*}

NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!

BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!”

Rainbow flew off and puked... Huh. Didn’t know they could puke. And Applejack... Applejack looked pissed.

“So long, bitch you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

So long, bitch you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you.”

I sighed as the song ended and looked at Joshua, “Not that it’s a bad song or anything, but you could have picked something better.”