Because sometimes people want to not spend a week writing something, and they see what they can do in 45 minutes (and not a minute more)

Because sometimes people find the idea of writing self-insert fan fiction hilarious, and sometimes Dash is adorable. Because sometimes, we just don't know how to stop ourselves.

Note: While this is currently rated Teen for "Not Yet", it almost certainly won't stay that way.
Warning: Will contain mary-suism even harder than my usual bullshit.

Addendum: In case it wasn't already painfully obvious, I have no goddamn idea what I'm doing oh god why did I deviate from my plan this was the worst idea ever