Shrunken Dashby Violet Emblem XChapterschapter 1chapter 2chapter 3chapter 4Scootaloo's rescue (extra chapter)chapter 5chapter 6Chapter 7chapter 8chapter 9chapter 11chapter 10chapter 1BOOM! Another explosion was set of in the library causing clouds of smoke to shroud round it. BOOM! more explosions where let of as Twilight Sparkle attempted a very difficult spell. The purple unicorn's eyes where starting to become very blood shot and she had bag's beginning to form under her eyes. The bag's however where un-noticeable due to the rings of soot from previous explosion's around her eyes. "Spike!" Shouted a very angry, and some what sooty Twilight. "SPIKE WHERE ARE YOU! I need you to come and clean up this mess right now!" "Yeah Twilight" Spike asked, peeking round the door and trying his est to contain his laughter until he lay on the floor clutching his stomach laughing at the no longer purple, but black and grey unicorn. "Spike stop it!" She shouted at him getting very annoyed. "L-let me guess!" Spike said, struggling to stop laughing. "You tried to make another sandwich!" He laughed showing a toothy smile. At that moment Twilight blushed and got very angry at spike. "I did NOT! If you think this is so funny them you can clean the library! That mean's putting all the book's back on the shelves to. Let's see... put them on alphabetically! No! Put them on y the date they where published!" Twilight smiled and walked away leaving a very angry spike just to gawk at her as she went to the basement. Twilight closed the door to the basement so that she would not be disturbed. She picked up a book from a section she kept down here named -Highly Advanced Magic-. Twilight sat down and decided to look through the spells to see which one she would like to try. After what seemed like an hour or two she finally found a spell named -Shrinking spell-. She was curious and wanted to see the results so she thought she would try it on one of the old boxes down in the basement. She rooted around the basement in search of an empty box, as she did not want to end up shrinking more than one thing at a time in case the consequences turned out to be quite drastic. She made sure to have the counter spell beside her in case anything happened to go wrong. She readied her horn and focused on the box. "INCOMING" Rainbow Dash yelled as she crashed into the library steps and into the basement. The door barged open and Rainbow dash flopped down the steps. The sudden noise caused Twilight to loose her concentration and the last thing she saw was a cyan rainbow maned pegasus lying in front of her. Then the explosion came. This one was much larger than some of the ones Twilight had caused upstairs and most of ponyville's residents looked towards the library, including Rarity whom was just making her way back from the fabric store. When Twilight opened her eyes she expected to see Rainbow Dash in front of her but she wasn't. She looked down to the floor and gave a sudden scream of fright. In front of her lay Rainbow dash but she was only a fraction of her original height. "Oh no! Oh no oh no this is bad, this is VERY bad." Twilight yelled. "Rainbow Dash?" She asked trying to get her tiny friends attention. "OW! Do you mind? That's sore and why are you shouting?" Rainbow asked, with a very adorable squeaky voice. Twilight couldn't help but "Awww" at Rainbow's voice. "What are you awww-ing at anyway" She said and finally opened her eyes. She hadn't remembered everything in here being so big! Her gaze slowly fell on the now, towering Twilight and her jaw dropped. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" She screamed, jumping back in fright. "Ummmm, it's okay Dash this isn't as bad as it looks!" Twilight said, with a fake grin across her face. She walked over to the minnature cyan pegasus to get a better look at her, "WHAT THE HAY! I'M TWO BUCKING INCHES TALL" Dash yelled, flying up to Twilight and perching herself upon her nose carefully to ensure she didn't fall while still glaring at Twilight, "Look it's okay I can just get the counter spell and everything will be fine!" She said happily, using her magic to hold on to Rainbow. "Ummm, let's see," She said as she started to look around. "The counter spell book was right here! She lifted up a few boxes and papers only to find a familiar looking, but burnt and empty book. She gulped hoping that this was not the book that she needed. She used her hoof to gently turn the charred book around and looked at the cover. It was hard to make out but it said on the front -counter spells for the book "Highly Advanced Magic" volume 7- "Oh this is not good at all! Twilight yelled. "What! What happened!" Shouted a very worried and very small Rainbow Dash quickly getting worked up as the thought of many bad thing's that could end up happening filled her thoughts. "The book. I-It's... Oh I'm so so SO sorry Rainbow Dash that was an irreplaceable book and I don't even know where else to find the counter spell!" She cried, flood's of tears escaping her eyes. As she lay on the ground she forgot that her magic was what was keeping rainbow up. The spell broke the and Rainbow landed with a tiny thump on the ground. Rainbow lay on the floor as realisation hit her. "S-so you c-can't change me back!" She gasped with horror looking up at the enormous crying Twilight. "I don't know!" Twilight sobbed even harder at the thought of her friend being stuck like this and that she had cast the spell and burnt the book. "Twilight darling, are you down there?" Came a very prim and posh voice. "I got some help in case anything was wrong." She said. "Twalight sugar cube are y'all down there? Are ya OK?" Another pony said. Further sobs came from Twilight and she barely acknowledged her friend's presence. The two ponies came down and stared at the soot covered basement and then Twilight. "TWILIGHT! My goodness what happened down here?" Rarity asked. "I-I, Rainbow..." She stuttered as a fresh stream of tear began to fall from her eyes. "Twalight sugar, ah don't even undertand what y'all are trying ta say, ya sound worse than Apple Bloom does after a dozen failed cutie mark attemp's now tell me what's goin on." AppleJack said. "Come on then an ya can get some nice warm coffee, a know ya love coffee dont ya twa." Twilight rose to her hoof's and sniffled. "O-okay then." She said, wiping away some of her tears. she used her magic to pick up the still dazed Rainbow and sat her on top of one of the book cases until she was ready to let her friend's know what she had done. chapter 2Twilight and her two friends walked up the basement stairs and into the main section of the library. Rarity then made her way to the kitchen section of the library and put the kettle on to make some coffee for Twilight and some hot chocolate for herself and AJ. "Right twa, ah know there's sumthin up with ya but y'all are refusin to tell me." AJ said. "Ya know am there for ya don't ya?" Twilight wiped away the rest of her tears and looked up at Rarity who has bringing the drink's in for all of them. "Here you go darling, drink it all up and you will be feeling better in no time at all!" Rarity said cheerfully in a hope to lift Twilight's spirits but alas Twilight's expression remained grim. "Now then Twalight a would like it if ya could tell me what all the fuss is about cause ah really don't know but ah sure as hay would be willin ta help y'all out in a jam" AJ said looking Twilight directly in the eyes. "I would rather not talk about it." Twilight mumbled, starting to tear up again. "All you need to know is that I am possibly THE worst pony alive!" Twilight shouted as her friends crowded round her. "Darling if you tell us then we can help you" Rarity said, putting her hoof on Twilights shoulder to comfort her. " Everypony makes mistakes once in a while so you shouldn't get yourself so stressed about this... errr, whatever this is anyway" "B-but I hurt Rainbow..." She stuttered. "Sugar cube just tell us then we can help y'all out" AJ said. "Maybe I should just show you" Twilight sobbed. "I'm sorry for this by the way." Twilight descended down the basement steps and walked over to the bookcase in which she had sat Rainbow on top of. When she saw Rainbow she noticed that there was a small puddle of tears around her and that Rainbow had finally cried herself to sleep. Twilight used her magic and sat Rainbow on her back gently ensuring that she wouldn't fall off. Twilight carefully walked back up the steps making sure not to move to fast in case Rainbow fell of and got squished. "See girls I told you! I'm a horrible pony!" Twilight moaned, staring at the ground. AppleJack and Rarity looked at Twilight and where a little confused as to what she was trying to show them. "uh, sugar ah can't see anything different in here." AppleJack said looking arouond desperately thinking that she might be the only one who couldn't see what Twilight was talking about "Yes I must agree with AppleJack." Rarity nodded. "I simply cannot put my hoof on it". Twilight used her magic and lifted Rainbow of from her back and on to the table. Amazingly, Rainbow remained asleep. The two mares stared for what felt like an eternity before AJ broke the silence. "Woo-eee! Ya almost had me there twa! Yeah sure so am gonna guess you shrunk RD an now y'all can't turn her back!" Applejack laughed. "What do you mean?" Twilight asked."And yes to put it bluntly that is pretty much what happened and I really do NOT value your sarcasm right now this is a very serious matter! "Darling it was a very funny joke and you did have us fooled but this is ridiculous. Where did you get this plushie anyway it's so adorable and life like! Did scootaloo give you one of her dolls?"Rarity asked, staring at the apparent *plushie*. "WHAT! YOU THINK SHE'S A DOLL!" Twilight hollered."Have you mare's lost your minds!?" "Twa that's enough ya had yer joke now you can-" "NO! This is Rainbow Dash and I can prove it!" She yelled, her cheeks burning with rage. She poked Rainbow a few times with her hoof until she finally sat up. Rainbow looked around the room and jumped back in fright as she saw the three gigantic mares staring down at her. It took a minute but she recalled what had happened in the basement, and of what Twilight had done to her. Her head felt like it had been shot and her hooves felt like jelly as she stood up. "SWEET CELESTIA WHAT DID Y'ALL DO TO RAINBOW!" AJ screamed. "I-I just practiced a shrinking spell and then Rainbow came crashing in... I didn't think this would happen" Twilight stuttered cowering back in fear. "Are ya alright RD?" She said, leaning down to talk to Rainbow. " Where am I?" RD aked as she tried to gather her thoughts. Rarity stared at her with a small smile slowly appearing on her face. "Oh Rainbow you are SO adorable!" Rarity sqeaked in a way similar to her sisters. "Let's go to the boutique!" She explained using her magic to scoop up RD and run from the library. "Wait wait!" AJ exclaimed turning round and breaking into a full speed gallop with her lasso at her side. "Rarity bring er back here right NOW am ah warning ya!" Author's Note Hiya so yes my writing is very bad and I had to practice a little more I'm sorry but thank's to some help this should be at least a bit better and easier to understand now xXx Please can people stop trying to judge me so harshly I'm 13 and have never really posted many stories online! Enjoy ♥ chapter 3"RARITY GET YER FLANK BACK IN HERE!" Applejack screamed as she tore down the street in hot pursuit of rarity. Applejack got her lasso out and started to target rarity. However even when she did attempt to use the lasso on Rarity, she found that the unicorn was using her magic to make the rope tie up AJ instead! "NO! She is so adorable and if I don't make use of this now then I may not have another opportunity to do so at all!" Rarity shouted, as she continued to run and watch her friend get tied up to the mail box outside of sugar cube corner. Unknown to all how this was even possible, Rainbow Dash STILL slept as she was carried along by magic. Rarity opened the door to her home, Carousel Boutique and sat Dash on the table. She went to get a large variety of bits and pieces from her storage cupboard and placed them on her work table. She had many things taken out ranging from ribbon to the smallest of gem stones she could find. The fashionista pony levitated Rainbow Dash (whom was still asleep and yes I am sure she is asleep and not dead I wrote this you know) and started to very gently use her fabrics and needles with Rainbow Dash being her live marequinn. Eventually (about time!) Rainbow Dash woke up, noticing that she was suspended in mid air by an aquatic blue aura of magic in which made her body tingle. She looked down only to find that that she had a pink dress on in wich Rarity was just about to tighten to ensure that the dress stayed in place as she worked. "Oh Rainbow your awake! Good! What do you think of your new dress so far?" Rarity asked as she used her teeth to pull the ribbon that tightened it. Rarity being much larger than Rainbow, was also very strong to her and Rainbow found it difficult to even breath. "Rarity!?" Rainbow squeaked, looking around, to find that she was in carousel boutique. "W-why am I here? Why are you putting this dress on me? GET IT OF NOW!" She shouted, beginning to get anxious to leave. "D'awww!" You look adorable in that dress!" Rarity gasped. "Why in Equestria would I take it of you! Heavens no! Oh and by the way darling your voice sounds so cute! Why it would even give my sister Sweetie belle a run for her money!" Rainbow Dash looked up and glared at Rarity. " 1. I do NOT want to sound cute! 2. Get the bucking dress OF ME!" Rainbow screamed, tugging at the dress. Rarity sighed, and rolled her eyes, before cutting out more pieces of fabric and using her magic to hold rainbow in place to make it possible to sew the fabric on. "MY LIFE IS RUINED!" Rainbow screamed as she continued flailing in mid-air. "I hate this dress! I hate being tiny and I- OWW! What the buck was that for!?" She yelped as Rarity pulled back a shiny needle away from her ears. Rarity picked up some small gem stones and used her magic to fashion them into earrings. "Well darling I simply had to et your ears pierced so that you could wear earrings to go with your fabulous new dress!" Rarity squealed. "Do you like it?" "No" Rainbow replied simply before bashing her head of the work surface thinking that maybe if she hit her head long enough then she would be able to awaken from this horrific night-mare. "How about you stay in sweetie belle's old dolls house! It would be the perfect size for you!Oh and it magnetically seals and it would be far to heavy for somepony at your size to open. That way you would be perfectly safe!" Rarity shouted with joy, sounding more like pinkie pie by the second. "NO WAY!" RD yelled. "First you, you... FILLYNAP ME, then you put dresses on me, then pierce my ears which are bleeding, and now your going to lock me in that THING!" "Yes so in you go." Rarity smiled. She used her telekinesis to lift Rainbow up and place her in the dolls house. She closed the door over in her way of keeping Rainbow -safe-. DING! DING! "Oh a customer! Hello and welcome to carousel boutique where everything is..." rarity said but was drowned out as she walked away and Rainbow Dash screamed to get out. A little pink filly entered the work room as Rarity went to get her new dress for her. The little filly noticed this and jerked her head round to see Rainbow Dash t the window of the doll house, trying desperately to get rarity to come back. Rainbow opened her eyes and saw the filly staring at her with shocked but evil eyes. Rainbow jumped back from the doll house window and gulped for this was no ordinary filly. This was Diamond Tiara. chapter 4Rainbow Dash stumbled back from the doll house window and fell on her haunches. She could hear a loud booming sound as diamond tiara approached the doll house. Rainbow quickly jumped under the wooden toy bed and tried her beat to remain hidden. A large eye came up to the small window and peered around looking for Dash. Diamond only knew she was looking for something pony shaped that could walk and talk, she did not however know that she was looking for Dash. "Uh, hello?" Diamond said looking around the room of the dolls house. She thought she had been imagining things until she heard a small squeaky voice. "OWW!" Dash said in a half whisper. "Oh buck!" She said under her breath, worried that she may have been found. The small (or compared to Dash large) filly saw the end of Dash's tail and pressed her hoof down on top. She slowly pulled Dash out by her tail and used her two front hooves to hold Dash by her tail between them. "LET. GO. OF. ME!" She yelled, thrashing around wildly. Diamond Tiara stared at Dash with massive eyes and her jaw hanging open. She didn't know how this had happened, or why but being her she did have a plan on how to get back at a certain blank flank trio in her class known as the cutie mark crusaders. Especially the one known as Scootaloo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Hay! Scoots, Sweetie Belle... uh scoots whatcha doin?" "Oh hi Applebloom! I'm setting up a raft, so we can float out to some unknown island or whatever, and be cutie mark crusader explorers!" Scootaloo shouted gleefully. "Uh ah don't think ma sis is gonna let us do this." "Oh come on it will be FINE!" "Yeah it will be fun!" Sweetie shouted, emphasising the word *fun* with a squeak. "See? Even the dictionary goodie two shoes agrees with me!" "Hey! At least I'm not a chicken!" "I am NOT a chicken I can fly perfectly fine!" "Oh yeah? Prove it." "Fine then, I will just jump right into... GHASTLY GORGE! You'll see I can fly!" "Can not!" "Can too!" "Can not!" "can t-" "Will y'all shut up already yer givin me a worse headache than when ah fall face firs' inta the spa when we decided ta try cutie mark crusader parachuters or whateva!" Appleblom yelled, grabbing the attention of the other two crusaders. "Awwww is the little blank flank getting a sore head?" A familiar and snobby pink filly cooed. "Hey! Diamond tiara that wasn't very nice!" Sweetie belle squeaked. "Hey it's not my fault that my family is richer than yours and all of you blank flanks are lesser beings! I have a cutie mark and you don't. I'm better than you. There is nothing you can do about it so shut up squeaky belle" Diamond grinned. "If it weren' fer ma fam'ly your daddy wouldn' even have barnyard bargains an you wouldn' be rich." Applebloom said. "Yeah! If it weren't for my big sister Rarity then you wouldn't even have all your nice clothes!" Sweetie belle yelled. "So what? What about the chicken what has her family ever done for me? NOTHING!" She yelled, getting clearly stressed by the two other crusaders. "Well, umm.. you see..." Scootaloo started. "Thats right! Nothing so get the buck out of here you stupid blank flank! Nopony likes you not even Rainbow Crash! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS DO YOU" She shouted, kicking scootaloo in the face and knocking her back and of the cliff. Scootaloo tumbled over the edge and screamed as she hopelessly flapped her wings. SPLASH! "Scootaloo! Don' worry Scoots imma get ma big sis ta help ya!" Applebloom yelled, taking of for sweet apple acres. Diamond just stood and watched the orange pegasus filly as she tried desperately to grab on to a small bit of wood to at least keep the current from swallowing her. Sweetie belle crept away and tore of in the direction of the Rich mansion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "That's why I hate that little blank flank chicken OK!" DT yelled. "How could you!? She never done anything to you! What happened to her? Is she okay?" Dash asked as Diamond swung her by her tail from side to side. "Look I don't have to answer any of your stupid questions okay! I wouldn't know any way I left her there." She replied smugly. "You monster! How could y-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed as Diamond Tiara flung her up in the air and caught her in her saddle bag. She quickly closed it over and then smiled sweetly waiting for Rarity to come. "Ahh, Diamond Tiara here is your beautiful new ensemble!" Rarity beamed proudly. "Thank you Miss. Rarity" She replied sweetly, hoofing over 36 bits. She waved goodbye nd walked out of the boutique. The second she had closed the door she sprinted for her house. Scootaloo's rescue (extra chapter)"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Scootaloo yelled looking around franticly for somepony to help her. The wood she had grabbed wasn't very good for holding onto but it would have to do till she was saved. The wood was jutting out of the cliff side and was snapping very slowly as if to torment the already terrified pegasus filly. A few ponies came running over to the side and gasped at what they saw. Applebloom had apparently managed to catch Rarity on her way and pull her over to help to. "Of all the thing's that could happen this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE.THING!" She yelled and used her telekinesis to pull over her usual -fainting chair-. "Scootaloo jus' grab on to ma rope okay?" Applejack said. "O-okay" She sniffled. Applejack lowered the rope and Scootaloo lifted one hoof so she could grab onto the rope. SNAP "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" She screamed as the current pulled her away. "Rarity can't y'all use yer magic or sumthin?" She yelled, getting worried. "I can't she is to far away!" Rarity whined. The three ponies ran as fast as they could to find Scootaloo before she got too far away. A small orange ad purple head could be seen bobbing up every now and then along with a small yelp coming from her. She spat out the water in her mouth and desperately looked for something to hold onto. "Applejack... I'm scared." She mumbled just loud enough for AJ to hear whom was now darting towards her as fast as she could. Applejack used her lasso to grab scootaloo by her waist and gasped when she saw just where they where. "SCOOTS! AH NEED YA TO PADDLE ON OVER HERE NOW!" She yelled. "I'm trying AJ I'm really trying but the current is gettig stronger and I don't know why!" Scoots sobbed, paddling as hard as she could "Scoots ya need ta try yer best an-" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The strong current of the waterfall had caught scootaloo and had succeeded in pulling Scootaloo of the edge of the waterfall. She plummeted down while Sweetie belle came running with Twilght and Filthy Rich. "SCOOTALOO!" Twilight yelled. Scootaloo had fallen unconscious due to her fall and was now floating down the river with blood seeping out from a crack in her skull. Twilight used her magic to try and pull scootaloo back. "UGH! I can't from up here! Oh I know!" A lasso formed formed in the air and Twilight levitated it to applejack. "Applejack please... You need to save her. AppleJack looked her friend in the eye for a minute and then her expression changed to that of a determined one as she nodded her head. She spun her lasso and concentrated on the small orange filly. She lassoed her waist and her friends all pulled at the end to pull her up ensuring no further damage came to her. "My Diamond Tiara did not do this to that filly!" Filthy rich yelled once they had pulled the unconscious filly up. "Yeah she did ahn when she wakes up y'all can as her who done this ain't that right sweetie belle!" "Uh-huh! Diamond Tiara was annoying her about not having a mom or dad!" "I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS! If it is true though, WHICH IT ISN'T then I shall have no choice but to umm..." "ah believe ah have the answer to all our li'l problems right here'" AppleJack replied handing him a brochure for a boarding school. "Now come on y'all need ta help me get her t the hospital!" chapter 5"Hi Diamond Tiara did you pick up your dress from Carousel boutique?" Filthy Rich asked his daughter, who was about to bolt up to her room. "Umm, yeah I got it so now I need to go up to my room and put it away" She grinned nervousy, hoping that her dad would not realise she was hiding something (or somePONY). "Okay but please hurry Diamond, supper will be ready soon." He smiled "Yeah I know dad!" She yelled and slammed her bedroom door. She scanned her room for somewhere to set Rainbow Dash down while she put her dress away. Eventually she decided on putting her in her doll house. The dolls house was one of those large wooden ones in which where very expensive and hard to get. This one in particular had cost around 4000 bits. "Suppers ready Diamond!" "I know I'll be right there!" She quickly got a bit of string from the drawer of her vanity dresser and tied one end to the small built in bath tub and picked up her saddle bag. She used her mouth to pull Dash out by her tail and begun to tie her. She found this very easy to do as when she was running, Dash had apparently hit the bottle of perfume in the bag, denting it and knocking herself unconscious. When Dash had been tied up securely she closed the doll house and latched it at the sides. "Here I come dad, there BETTER be at least eighteen different types of flowers there!" She yelled as she slammed the door behind her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Ughhh, my head... W-where am I? Hello? HELLO!? Is anypony there?" Rainbow Dash sighed and lay on the wooden floor,nursing her aching head."HELLO!" She yelled, resulting in causing more pain in her head. "OWW! Oh for celestias sake!" She yelled. She tried to flap her wings but to her dissapointment no amount of struggle availed her. "I'm just going to bed daddy, goodnight!" A voice yelled, from seemingly no where. Dash's ears perked up as she listened and tried to put her hoof on who the voice belonged to. She tried again to move but whatever was restraining her pulled her back causing her to hit her head on something hard and pressumably wooden behind her. "Ughhhmmmm... daddy? Is that you?" She muttered in her daze. Suddenly light began to creep through and somepony came into view. "Oh good your awake!" Diamond smiled, as she untied Rainbow Dash. She put a small floaty in the fish tank and dropped Rainbow into the water, face first. Rainbow snapped out of her dizzy trance and swam up to the surface to grab on to the floaty. "WHAT THE HAY!?" "Heehee, goodnight Rainbow Crash, tomorrow we are going to the hospital to visit a certain orange chicken. Oh and by the way... Chomper here isn't the friendliest of fish so... well sweet dreams!" She called, and walked over to her bed and turned out all the lights except from a night light, close to the tank. Rainbow spat out the water and tried to keep herself afloat. She noticed something moving towards her and realised it was the fish Diamond Tiara had told her about, Chomper. "Ehehe... Nice fishy," She smiled nervously. Chomper darted forwards and Rainbow Dash swam for her life. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed. Chomper cornered her in the bottom left hoof corner of the tank and swam menacingly closer. Author's Note OK so I know I said I would update sooner but give me a break I've had 3 essays to complete! Is this chapter small? Yes.Yes it is Is it probably crap? Yes. It probably is but you know what? Sometimes you just have to accept these things and say, "You know what? This is what I got and no amount of begging or pleading is going to change that." This story is really only meant to be something funny it isn't really meant to be a dead serious fic but any criticism well I would actually like too hear it just now. I am pleased to let y'all know that princess Celestia will be coming into this and lets say that Dash won't enjoy it very much... Oh yeah Celestia is kind of going to be crazy and if it is even possible, be more obsessed with cakes ♥ chapter 6Rainbow held her breath, cowering in the corner of the fish tank trying to not make any sudden moves. She looked around and suddenly darted to the top to breath in some air. "Wait a minute..." She started with a puzzled look on her face, "It's a FISH it won't eat me! HA! To think I was scared it was gonna ea- AAAHH!" She yelled as she swam away from the fish who was... Biting her flank!? She swam as fast as she could but the fish wouldn't let go of her. Her conciousness slowly slipped away as she floated to the bottom of the tank. The door to the bedroom opened and Filthy Rich walked in, looking towards his daughter's bed trying to see if she was still awake. "Diamond," He whispered. "Are you still awake?" The filly lay in her bed silently snoring, facing the slightly opened window. Filthy closed the window over and placed the blanket on Diamond tiara properly. He was about to turn of the night light when he saw something strange in the fish tank. Chomper was closing in on something blue, and quite small. He moved round to the side of the fish tank to see Rainbow dash. He took it as a toy at first but then realized that if it where a toy... Why would Chomper be closing in on it like that. Also, why would it bleed? "Hello?" He asked, in a puzzled tone tapping on the glass. No response came, so he opened the top of the tank and gently took Rainbow Dash out. "This is silly, no mare or any pony AT ALL is this small, and why would MY Diamond Tiara put her in a tank with a piranha." He said starting to think that he was maybe just going a tiny bit... insane. Suddenly the tiny Rainbow Dash who was lying on top of his hoof groaned a little and turned over so that the blood covered, and still bleeding flank was on his hoof. He dropped her immediately, wondering what had just happened and wiped his hoof on a handkerchief he always kept in his pocket. "Ummm, Rainbow Dash is it..." He asked getting slightly worried. She did not reply though, instead she writhed in pain on the floor. He got a cell phone out and thought about who was close enough to help Rainbow Dash. Eventually he decided to call the town librarian as she would most likely have a solution to this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Spike this isn't funny! I need to find Rainbow Dash! Who knows what the princess will do, she might send me to the moon and-" Twilight stopped her rant at spike when she heard the library telephone. "Spike, get that while I look for Rainbow Dash again. 87th time's the charm as they say." "Umm, Twilight it's Mr.Rich on the phone." Spike said, hopping down from the stool he was standing on. "Really? Haven't a clue why he would be calling... especially at this hour." She picked up the phone in her telekinesis and answered. "Hello? Twilight Sparkle, golden oaks library how may I help you?" "Ah, Twilight Sparkle I was calling you about your friend Rainbow Dash." "Oh really!?" "Yes but she doesn't look... to good." "Okay then, ummm I'll make my way over to see her home goodbye Mr.Rich" "Goodbye Miss Sparkle." He replied and hung up. He used his handkerchief and picked up Rainbow Dash. He was certain that as he did he could hear a small flashing sound, but decided to ignore it and focus on the task at hand, of getting Rainbow Dash somewhere warm and dry while they waited on Twilight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Twilight appeared at the door only a few short minutes after Filthy had taken Rainbow Dash downstairs. She was panting heavily as she had used a teleportation spell to get halfway across ponyville. She knocked on the door and waited for Filthy to open the door. "Ahh Miss Sparkle she is in here, follow me please. Jeeves please fetch Miss Sparkle and I some herbal tea please!" Filthy walked into a large room where Rainbow sat atop one of the fluffy and plush cushions on the large couch. Twilight took one loo at the large wound on Rainbow and screamed for help. "HEEEELLLP! Somepony help!" She yelled. " Wait a minute I can't let anypony else find out your like this! WHAT TO DO AGGGHHH!" "Miss sparkle you need to do a spell to help her." "Oh yeah! Wait... I can't do HEALING SPELLS!" She screeched, and fainted on the floor Author's Note Like this chapter? Nearly at the crazy celestia bit, that's when things REALLY get messed up xD Toodles :) Oh ya, leave a comment and thumbs up please! Much appreciated ♥ Chapter 7 Been listening to this for hours so why don't y'all watch it to? xD The room was quiet except for the sound of somepony walking. Or was it... pacing? Dash 's senses began to return as she could hear somepony complaining VERY loudly. It sounded like Twilight. "No no no no NOOOOOO!" She yelled as what sounded like every book in the library fell to the floor. Yup. DEFINITELY Twilight. "Twilight maybe you should calm down, seriously how bad can it be?" the voice presumably belonging to spike said. "What if she sends me to the MOON!? Would she do that? OMC I'M GETTING BANISHED T THE MOON!" She wailed. Spike rolled his eyes and made his way to the kitchen. "I'll make you some coffee Twilight, then you can tell me WHY she would, I've been asking you for three hours!" He yelled, putting on his pale pink apron with a love heart in the middle. A small squeaky groaning sound caused Twilight to snap ot of her trance and look into the small cupboard Rainbow was in, to keep Spike from seing her. "Ughhh Twilight? Is that you?" She asked, rubbing her head to soothe the pain. "OMC Rainbow! Your not dead!" Twilight jumped around the library much like the way pinkie does. "Yeah umm, why would I be dea-OWW!" Dash yelled as she tried to sit up. "Oh you had best sit down, that pirahna done a good amount of damage to you" She explained, getting a book to look for a healing spell. "Twilight? Who are you talking to in there?" Spike yelled, poking his head round for a brief second, not noticing Rainbow Dash. "Oh nopony spike, just talking to myself!" She grinned and turned to Dash."Okay now this might sting for a second so hold still ok." She said, focusing on the healing spell. Rainbow Dash rose into the air, surrounded by a pink magical aura as her flank began to glow with a blinding white light. An explosion filled the main room of the library and Twilight was flung back into the wall while Dash landed gracefully on the table. "ALRIGHT TWI WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON IN HERE!" Spike yelled, brushing shards of glass from bowl that smashed of from himself and marching over to Twilight. Unfortunately for Twilight she could not stop him before he came in. He had a plate of pancakes in one claw and a wooden spoon in the other. He sat the pancakes down on the table and started shouting at Twilight. "Geez Twi, I understand you like to experiment but we have a BASEMENT for that kind of stuff! Now I have ore than ever to clean up!" "B-but-" "Twilight it isn't fair is it that I have to clean all this!" "But Spike-" "In fact your going to help me Twilight" "Ok cool, but Spike-" "In fact no, I have a better idea. Clean it yourself!" "SPIKE WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME AND GET THE PLATE OF THE CELESTIA FORSAKEN TABLE!" She yelled, her rage resulting in her mane catching on fire. Spike rolled his eyes at Twilight and picked up the table to reveal a squished and dizzy Rainbow Dash who tried to stand up, but immediately flopped back down. "Holy celestia, Twi whaddya do to her?" Spike asked, still gawking at RD. "Never mind Spike but just clean up SOME of the mess while I write a letter to the princess." "Fine, but don't expect me to clean all of it!" He yelled, leaving Twilight alone to write the letter. Twilight used her magic to form a quill and parchment fro thin air and begun to write. Dear Princess Celestia, I happened to be practising some spells in the library basement when my friend Rainbow Dash flew into the library and broke the door to the basement. As a result of this I accidentally cast the spell on her and unfortunately it just so happened to be a shrinking spell. If you could help me with this situation I would be eternally grateful. from your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle Twilight was about to roll up the parchment when she looked at the part she had sai about Rainbow crashing into the library. Rainbow was always causing problems for her. One more itsy bitsy problem for Rainbow to handle couldn't be that bad. Could it? A devious smile spread across Twilights face as she placed the squished Rainbow Dash inside the scroll and rolled it up. "SPIKE!" "Coming Twilight!" He yelled back, putting his dustpan and brush down. "Oh good spike, now please send this to Princess Celestia." She ordered "Uh, why is it so... bulky?" "I don't have time for questions spike, just send it!" Spike breathed his green fire on the letter and watched it float of. "Uhhh, where is Rainbow Dash?" He asked. "halfway to Canterlot by now." She replied simply. "Oh OK." He said. "What... WHAT?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Here you go you highness another slice of cake." "Yes! More cake! I mean, uhh... you are dismissed." Celestia said, dismissing her royal chef. A scroll appeared in front of her and rolled itself open. A blue figure rolled out and landed in the princesses cake with a splat. "NO! Not my cake! ANYTHING BUT THE CAKE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then Dash awoke, covered in frosting with a giant alicorn princess towering over her and screaming her head of about cake. Author's Note Really funny stuff is about to happen... like dash getting publicly humiliated at the gala. Won't tell y'all anymore than this ♥ Enjoy and like or comment. Maybe even BOTH! ^_^ Criticism always appreciated X Hope you like the little song I gave y'all chapter 8"Twalight, are y'all in there?" Applejack asked, knocking on the door to the library. "Yeah come on in!" She shouted back while she had her face buried in a book. "You seen RD she ain't at the boutique an a was wonderin if y'all knew where she was at now am worried 'bout her." AJ said, putting her hoof on Twilight's shoulder. "It's okay Applejack, Rainbow is in Canterlot with the princess." She replied, face still in her book. "WHAT!? No offfense sugarcube but the ain't the princess just a few apples short a bushell?" "Uhhh, what?" twilight asked with a dumbfounded look on her face. "Ah mean, that she is jus' a lil' bit ya know, crazy." She said emphasising the word crazy. "NO Applejack! How could you even THINK that!" She said, finally taking her face out of the book. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "No no no no no! There's a MONSTER IN MY CAKE! Luuuuunaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" "Sister thou must be quiet." Luna scolded as she entered the throne room. "Now then we shall just take a peak at this, monster as thou claims it to be." Luna said picking up a spoon in her telekinesis and plunging it into the cake "OWW" It yelled as the top layer of the cake started to crumble and shake a little. "Hmm perhaps thy sister is not so much of an idiot as one thought." "What was that little sis?" "Hmmm? Oh! Nothing dear sister!" luna blushed. Something blue shot out from the top of the cake resulting in another scream from Celestia. "Theres a ZOMPONY in my CAKE!" She yelled jumping on top of luna. The blue figure pulled itself out from the cake and gasped for breath. "Isn't that-" "MONSTER! DIE DIE DIE" Celesia said as she caught Rainbow Dash in her hooves and slammed her against the floor hard. Luna noticed a scroll sitting by Celestias throne and begun to read it. "BAD MONSTER! That will teach you to stay out of my cake!" Celestia shrieked. "WAIT TIA NO! That's Rainbow Dash! Twilight had a minor problem with one of her spells so..." "So I get a new pet YAY! Tell Twilight I said thanks!" Celestia shrieked joyously "Wait- WHAT? Princess what the hay are you on about!?" Dash shrieked at the princess. "i can keep you in a little glass case so that everypony can see you! The government ponies, business ponies, royal workers, the wonderbolts-" "Did you just say the wonderbolts!?" "Yup! Come on and pick a nice display case with me!" She squealed and used her magic to drag Rainbow Dash out of the room. "HELP ME PRINCESS LUNAAAAAAAAAA!" Dash screamed as Luna just stared at the two ponies. "I don't know what I'm on but I never want to see THAT again." Luna sighed and walked out of the room to speak to the royal guards. Author's Note Short one again but it's funny so that makes up for it ♥ chapter 9Princess Celestia sat at the top of the grand staircase to enter the Grand Galloping Gala. Ponies would simply enter, shake hooves with the princess, and then attend the party. Rainbow Dash however, sat in her little display case beside the princess, trying to buck the glass which had its strength enhanced by magic. After three plates of cake, Celestia finally opened the doors and was greeted by the remaining five of the mane six. Twilight was first to approach the princess and shook hooves with her. She noticed the display case and when she saw who was in it, she buckled over with laughter. "Oh Rainbow Dash, if only you knew how silly you look just now!" Twilight laughed, earning herself a cold glare from Rainbow Dash. "So, Princess Celestia, why is she in here anyway?" "She is my new pet!" Celestia squealed and used her magic to give Rainbow Dash a little bit of cake. "Eat your cake, Rainbow." Twilight cooed, trying to contain her laughter; her lips threatening to burst at any moment. Moments later, she finally fell on the floor and laughed wildly. Twilight proceeded to enter the main hall and let Applejack come up next. The earth pony's eyes popped as she saw the glass display case beside Celestia. "R-Rainbow? Uh, Princess, what the hay?" Applejack asked, clearly surprised to see this. "Hi, Applejack! Want to feed my pet?" "Umm, pardon Princess, but what pet?" "Dashie! My pet, Dashie!" "Princess, you're are startin' ta sound even crazier than Pinkie Pie! An' that's never a good sign." Applejack said while shuddering. "Here you go!" Princess Celestia pulled Rainbow Dash out with her magic and shoved her in Applejack's face. "Uh Princess, ah would rather not feed yer 'pet,' an' ah don't think Rainbow likes this either!" Rainbow dash was being shoved against Applejack's face and her eyes looked as much like Derpy's by now as they would ever be. When Princess Celestia happened to shove Rainbow Dash a little to hard, she ended up in... Applejack's ear. "GET 'ER OUTTA THERE! AAHH! GET 'ER OUT GET 'ER OUT!" Applejack screamed, causing a large crowd of ponies to look her way. Her other four friends came over to see what was wrong with her and tried their best to understand what was going on. "Applejack, darling, you simply must stop. You're creating a scene here!" Rarity scolded. "GET 'ER OUT!" Applejack screamed. "Ummm, where? If that's okay with you." Fluttershy asked, and shied away. "IN MA EAR! GET 'ER OUT!" "Heehee, who's in your ear, silly filly?" Pinkie pie asked, finding the situation funny. "RAINBOW'S IN MA EAR! JUS' GET 'ER OUTTA THERE NOW!" Applejack screamed as ponies rushed around to try and calm the screaming farm pony. Twilight gasped when Fluttershy told her what happened and called for some doctors to come. "Shhhh, it's okay, m'am, the doctors are coming just calm down." A light grey pegasus colt said to her. "Hmph! Just the behaviour one would expect from a common farm pony" A violet mare said, who by her dress, and all the jewels she was wearing, one could probably guess was very posh. "M'am, please calm down!" "The doctors are here!" Twilight yelled over. Two stallions tried to lift AJ onto a stretcher as she screamed, "OH SWEET CELESTIA SHES TRY'NA BARGE OUT!" They quickly hauled her into the ambulance with her friends and made for Canterlot Hospital. Author's Note Proof read by YouAreError ♥ chapter 11A butter-yellow mare with pink hair trotted home happily with a very small cyan mare with a rainbow hued mane on her head. The sun shone brightly above them as they smiled in the sunshine. Unfortunately no-one had told Rainbow Dash of Fluttershy's current house guest so she didn't see much to worry about. She sat happily atop her friend's head and found herself thinking about something. She suddenly felt the urge to ask if she may stay with another friend but didn't want to upset her timid friend. "Hey Fluttershy?" Dash asked in her squeaky voice. "Hmm? Oh, yes Rainbow Dash?" Flutershy asked, still trotting along. "Y-you don't think the animals will try to, y'know, eat me?" She asked with worry clear in her voice on the last two syllables. Fluttershy gasped in horror at the sound of somepony even saying that about her wonderfully behaved animals. "Of course not Rainbow Dash how could you even say that!" Fluttershy squeaked. "Umm, Fluttershy. I'm just bigger than a bee." Rainbow said with a blank look on her face. "Don't worry, you'll be fine." Fluttershy smiled. Rainbow Dash sighed and remained quiet for the rest of the journey. They soon came to Fluttershy's cottage where a hungry Angel bunny angrily thumped his foot on the floor. "Oh no, did I miss your feeding time Angel!? Oh dear, just a moment Rainbow!" Fluttershy panicked setting Rainbow Dash down next to Angel. "Eh heh heh, h-hi Angel..." She said, worried about what the dangerous rabbit might do to her at this size considering all the things he done to ponies whom where normal sized. Angel hopped over to Rainbow Dash as she gulped still unable to move due to her fractures. "uh Fluttershy?" Rainbow called as Angel came closer. "F-Fluttershy?" Still no response. "FLUTTERSHYYYYYYYY!" She screamed, and not a moment after it Fluttershy came in with a bowl of salad. "Angel!" Fluttershy gasped fluttering over to the bunny. "We don't hurt guests okay Angel? Good now eat your salad." She said before turning round to speak to Rainbow. " Hmmm, now where can you stay for now." "Don't you still have the guest bedroom?" Dash asked with a puzzled look on her face. "Oh yes of course I do, but it's being used just now by Discord." Flutershy said. Rainbow Dash gulped and stuttered. "D-Discord is still here?" And then as if on cue Discord materialised in front of them. "Did someone call for me?" He joked, making a telephone appear in his hand. "Oh, actually Discord I was just wondering. Would you mind sharing a room with Rainbow here for now?" Fluttershy asked ending her sentence with an adorable *squee*. "Umm where IS Rainbow Dash?" he asked making a pair of binoculars appear. "I'm down here!" She glared at him. Discord stared at her for a few moments before breaking out into fits of laughter. "BWA HA HA HA! Oh this is rich, the element of Loyalty is now about an inch tall!" Discord said through fits of laughter. "Yeah laugh it up, why don't you?" Rainbow said rolling her eyes. "Fluttershy there is no WAY-" "Of course Rainbow can share with me Fluttershy we'll have SOOO much fun!" Discord said narrowing his eyes and putting on a creepy smile. "Wonderful!" Fluttershy cheered. "I'll just be down in the market, the chickens need more feed. Bye you two!" "Oh good bye Fluttershy!" Discord said standing at the door waving at her with a handkerchief in his paw. As soon as she was out of view, Discord slammed the door behind him and turned to Rainbow now with a mix of a mischevious and creepy smile set upon his face. "Well Rainbow Dash lets have some fun!" He cheered, as Dash backed away from him slowly. "Ughhhh, I feel sick, let me out now!" Dash yelled, staring daggers at Discord. "Oh, Dash you look so cute floating around in that bubble I couldn't POSSIBLY let you out!" Discord laughed, rolling on the floor and clutching his stomach. "I want out! I'm gonna be sick!" She yelled, her face turning a sickly shade of green. She started banging on the bubble, however it did not burst. Then again she couldn't hit it hard at all considering her fractured limbs. "I told you Rainbow Dash this bubble can only be popped from the outside!" Discord said making his eyes appearin his paw, rolling them. "WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS I AM GOING TO BUCK YOU TO TARTARUS!" She yelled afer puking a few times, and now sitting in a puddle of her own vommit. "Oh ho ho! Getting cocky are we?" "Yeah, just get me ou of the celestia damned bubble!" She yelled again. "Hmmm, you know, maybe I should get you out of the bubble." He said, with a creepy smile. "Yeah well you be- uh, D-Dicord?" She stuttered when she noticed the look he had on his face. "Bye bye Dashie!" He chuckled. "Wait no I was just kidding I didn't mea-" POOF! And Rainbow Dash was gone. Meanwhile in another part of ponyville a pink pony was shaking like mad. "Hey Applejack?" "Yeah, sugarcube?" "My pinkie sense is acting up." Pinkie said. "Huh. Is that right? Well Pinkie whaddya think it's doin' that fer?" "I think somepony is about to get mauled by Timberwolves in the everfree forest" Pinkie smiled, obviously not noticing what she had actually just said. "sweet Celestia. we need ta get there now! Go get Twalight an' the others!" Applejack yelled, darting off like a bullet "Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie smiled cheerfully, bouncing off in the direction of the Golden Oaks library. "Ughh where am I?" Dash asked looking around for an inkling as to where she may be. "Oh no..." She whispered noticing where she was. a loud snarling could be heard and a yellow glow peeked out from in the bushes. "Oh no! I'm gonna DIIIEEEEEE!" She tried to move her hooves, but they where still broken. Her wings seemed to be doing better so she gave them a few small flaps. They worked! She gave them a few strong flaps, pulling herself up into the air. She immediately regretted doing so as a searing pain shot through her wings, and back. She fell back to the ground and let out a scream of anguish. This however did not help matters in the slightest. In fact quite the contrary, it instead attracted the attention of four Timberwolves. If they where already seen by regular sized ponies as very large and intimidating creatures, well let's just say Rainbow's life flashed before her eyes. The largest Timberwolf (presumably the pack leader) inched closer until it's muzzle was right above Rainbow thus drenching her in floods of it's saliva which was tree sap. Author's Note Sorry for such a long delay it really has been a hectic week though X Well I didn't really know how to do a Discord personality so sorry about that. Also I was going to write another story but my brother stole that and is using it to write as I believe all you older bronies out here call it a *clop* fic. Yes he did change the story idea. When he is done I will let you know. -shudders- Once again, criticism much appreciated X p.s check out my youtube channel too! http://www.youtube.com/user/shannon837241 chapter 10Four mares sat in the hospital waiting room for news on how their friends where doing. Apparently, judging by all the screams emanating from the orange farm pony' mouth things could be going better. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The screams where deafening. No-pony understood the situation. HOW could she have some-pony in her ear? Two hours passed, and a shriek came from a horror stricken nurse. "Nurse Redheart? Oh my celestia! Quick we need help in here!" Three doctors came rushing in to see what all the fuss was about. from all the four mares could gather, Nurse Redheart had fainted and something was wrong with one of the two friends still in there. "Quick sit her over here!" "Are you crazy! You'll kill her!" "What do you think I' experienced in this sort of thing!?" The rambling went on for a short while until two of the four doctors came through the large doors. "Ah, Miss Sparkle..." "So doctor, how are they?" Twilight asked, concern clear in her voice. "Applejack should be fine, however your friend Rainbow Dash may have a few, 'small' problems." He said, chuckling at his joke. "Oh I get it!" Pinkie yelled, laughing at the doctors joke. Twilight rolled her eyes and turned back to the two doctors. "Yes, well after having completed the strangest X-ray I've ever done, we found that your friend had fractured a few bones in her wings and hooves." "WHAT!? But that leaves her completely immobile!" Rarity screamed "Well then, she may need some one to care for her... are any of you willing to care for her?" "..." "Anyone?" He asked. "I guess, I could take care of her... If that's alright with you of course" fluttershy whispered. "Of course, she will be able to leave in an hour or two!" He called, before going throuh the doors with the other doctor following closely behind. "Fluttershy, darling! Are you sure you can handle this?" Rarity asked. "I'm sure I can! If I can still handle having a dracouqneus in my home, then I can handle looking after Rainbow Dash!" "Wait a minute. Discord is still at your house!" Twilight gasped. "Yes, and don't worry Twilight he won't hurt Rainbow he may be a little high spirited but deep down he's really sweet!" Fluttershy said, smiling brightly " Why do I have a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach..." Twilight groaned Author's Note Sorry it's so short but its only because the next chapter is going to be REALLY AWESOMELY LONG! X Criticism always much appreciated. ♥
chapter 1BOOM! Another explosion was set of in the library causing clouds of smoke to shroud round it. BOOM! more explosions where let of as Twilight Sparkle attempted a very difficult spell. The purple unicorn's eyes where starting to become very blood shot and she had bag's beginning to form under her eyes. The bag's however where un-noticeable due to the rings of soot from previous explosion's around her eyes. "Spike!" Shouted a very angry, and some what sooty Twilight. "SPIKE WHERE ARE YOU! I need you to come and clean up this mess right now!" "Yeah Twilight" Spike asked, peeking round the door and trying his est to contain his laughter until he lay on the floor clutching his stomach laughing at the no longer purple, but black and grey unicorn. "Spike stop it!" She shouted at him getting very annoyed. "L-let me guess!" Spike said, struggling to stop laughing. "You tried to make another sandwich!" He laughed showing a toothy smile. At that moment Twilight blushed and got very angry at spike. "I did NOT! If you think this is so funny them you can clean the library! That mean's putting all the book's back on the shelves to. Let's see... put them on alphabetically! No! Put them on y the date they where published!" Twilight smiled and walked away leaving a very angry spike just to gawk at her as she went to the basement. Twilight closed the door to the basement so that she would not be disturbed. She picked up a book from a section she kept down here named -Highly Advanced Magic-. Twilight sat down and decided to look through the spells to see which one she would like to try. After what seemed like an hour or two she finally found a spell named -Shrinking spell-. She was curious and wanted to see the results so she thought she would try it on one of the old boxes down in the basement. She rooted around the basement in search of an empty box, as she did not want to end up shrinking more than one thing at a time in case the consequences turned out to be quite drastic. She made sure to have the counter spell beside her in case anything happened to go wrong. She readied her horn and focused on the box. "INCOMING" Rainbow Dash yelled as she crashed into the library steps and into the basement. The door barged open and Rainbow dash flopped down the steps. The sudden noise caused Twilight to loose her concentration and the last thing she saw was a cyan rainbow maned pegasus lying in front of her. Then the explosion came. This one was much larger than some of the ones Twilight had caused upstairs and most of ponyville's residents looked towards the library, including Rarity whom was just making her way back from the fabric store. When Twilight opened her eyes she expected to see Rainbow Dash in front of her but she wasn't. She looked down to the floor and gave a sudden scream of fright. In front of her lay Rainbow dash but she was only a fraction of her original height. "Oh no! Oh no oh no this is bad, this is VERY bad." Twilight yelled. "Rainbow Dash?" She asked trying to get her tiny friends attention. "OW! Do you mind? That's sore and why are you shouting?" Rainbow asked, with a very adorable squeaky voice. Twilight couldn't help but "Awww" at Rainbow's voice. "What are you awww-ing at anyway" She said and finally opened her eyes. She hadn't remembered everything in here being so big! Her gaze slowly fell on the now, towering Twilight and her jaw dropped. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" She screamed, jumping back in fright. "Ummmm, it's okay Dash this isn't as bad as it looks!" Twilight said, with a fake grin across her face. She walked over to the minnature cyan pegasus to get a better look at her, "WHAT THE HAY! I'M TWO BUCKING INCHES TALL" Dash yelled, flying up to Twilight and perching herself upon her nose carefully to ensure she didn't fall while still glaring at Twilight, "Look it's okay I can just get the counter spell and everything will be fine!" She said happily, using her magic to hold on to Rainbow. "Ummm, let's see," She said as she started to look around. "The counter spell book was right here! She lifted up a few boxes and papers only to find a familiar looking, but burnt and empty book. She gulped hoping that this was not the book that she needed. She used her hoof to gently turn the charred book around and looked at the cover. It was hard to make out but it said on the front -counter spells for the book "Highly Advanced Magic" volume 7- "Oh this is not good at all! Twilight yelled. "What! What happened!" Shouted a very worried and very small Rainbow Dash quickly getting worked up as the thought of many bad thing's that could end up happening filled her thoughts. "The book. I-It's... Oh I'm so so SO sorry Rainbow Dash that was an irreplaceable book and I don't even know where else to find the counter spell!" She cried, flood's of tears escaping her eyes. As she lay on the ground she forgot that her magic was what was keeping rainbow up. The spell broke the and Rainbow landed with a tiny thump on the ground. Rainbow lay on the floor as realisation hit her. "S-so you c-can't change me back!" She gasped with horror looking up at the enormous crying Twilight. "I don't know!" Twilight sobbed even harder at the thought of her friend being stuck like this and that she had cast the spell and burnt the book. "Twilight darling, are you down there?" Came a very prim and posh voice. "I got some help in case anything was wrong." She said. "Twalight sugar cube are y'all down there? Are ya OK?" Another pony said. Further sobs came from Twilight and she barely acknowledged her friend's presence. The two ponies came down and stared at the soot covered basement and then Twilight. "TWILIGHT! My goodness what happened down here?" Rarity asked. "I-I, Rainbow..." She stuttered as a fresh stream of tear began to fall from her eyes. "Twalight sugar, ah don't even undertand what y'all are trying ta say, ya sound worse than Apple Bloom does after a dozen failed cutie mark attemp's now tell me what's goin on." AppleJack said. "Come on then an ya can get some nice warm coffee, a know ya love coffee dont ya twa." Twilight rose to her hoof's and sniffled. "O-okay then." She said, wiping away some of her tears. she used her magic to pick up the still dazed Rainbow and sat her on top of one of the book cases until she was ready to let her friend's know what she had done.
chapter 2Twilight and her two friends walked up the basement stairs and into the main section of the library. Rarity then made her way to the kitchen section of the library and put the kettle on to make some coffee for Twilight and some hot chocolate for herself and AJ. "Right twa, ah know there's sumthin up with ya but y'all are refusin to tell me." AJ said. "Ya know am there for ya don't ya?" Twilight wiped away the rest of her tears and looked up at Rarity who has bringing the drink's in for all of them. "Here you go darling, drink it all up and you will be feeling better in no time at all!" Rarity said cheerfully in a hope to lift Twilight's spirits but alas Twilight's expression remained grim. "Now then Twalight a would like it if ya could tell me what all the fuss is about cause ah really don't know but ah sure as hay would be willin ta help y'all out in a jam" AJ said looking Twilight directly in the eyes. "I would rather not talk about it." Twilight mumbled, starting to tear up again. "All you need to know is that I am possibly THE worst pony alive!" Twilight shouted as her friends crowded round her. "Darling if you tell us then we can help you" Rarity said, putting her hoof on Twilights shoulder to comfort her. " Everypony makes mistakes once in a while so you shouldn't get yourself so stressed about this... errr, whatever this is anyway" "B-but I hurt Rainbow..." She stuttered. "Sugar cube just tell us then we can help y'all out" AJ said. "Maybe I should just show you" Twilight sobbed. "I'm sorry for this by the way." Twilight descended down the basement steps and walked over to the bookcase in which she had sat Rainbow on top of. When she saw Rainbow she noticed that there was a small puddle of tears around her and that Rainbow had finally cried herself to sleep. Twilight used her magic and sat Rainbow on her back gently ensuring that she wouldn't fall off. Twilight carefully walked back up the steps making sure not to move to fast in case Rainbow fell of and got squished. "See girls I told you! I'm a horrible pony!" Twilight moaned, staring at the ground. AppleJack and Rarity looked at Twilight and where a little confused as to what she was trying to show them. "uh, sugar ah can't see anything different in here." AppleJack said looking arouond desperately thinking that she might be the only one who couldn't see what Twilight was talking about "Yes I must agree with AppleJack." Rarity nodded. "I simply cannot put my hoof on it". Twilight used her magic and lifted Rainbow of from her back and on to the table. Amazingly, Rainbow remained asleep. The two mares stared for what felt like an eternity before AJ broke the silence. "Woo-eee! Ya almost had me there twa! Yeah sure so am gonna guess you shrunk RD an now y'all can't turn her back!" Applejack laughed. "What do you mean?" Twilight asked."And yes to put it bluntly that is pretty much what happened and I really do NOT value your sarcasm right now this is a very serious matter! "Darling it was a very funny joke and you did have us fooled but this is ridiculous. Where did you get this plushie anyway it's so adorable and life like! Did scootaloo give you one of her dolls?"Rarity asked, staring at the apparent *plushie*. "WHAT! YOU THINK SHE'S A DOLL!" Twilight hollered."Have you mare's lost your minds!?" "Twa that's enough ya had yer joke now you can-" "NO! This is Rainbow Dash and I can prove it!" She yelled, her cheeks burning with rage. She poked Rainbow a few times with her hoof until she finally sat up. Rainbow looked around the room and jumped back in fright as she saw the three gigantic mares staring down at her. It took a minute but she recalled what had happened in the basement, and of what Twilight had done to her. Her head felt like it had been shot and her hooves felt like jelly as she stood up. "SWEET CELESTIA WHAT DID Y'ALL DO TO RAINBOW!" AJ screamed. "I-I just practiced a shrinking spell and then Rainbow came crashing in... I didn't think this would happen" Twilight stuttered cowering back in fear. "Are ya alright RD?" She said, leaning down to talk to Rainbow. " Where am I?" RD aked as she tried to gather her thoughts. Rarity stared at her with a small smile slowly appearing on her face. "Oh Rainbow you are SO adorable!" Rarity sqeaked in a way similar to her sisters. "Let's go to the boutique!" She explained using her magic to scoop up RD and run from the library. "Wait wait!" AJ exclaimed turning round and breaking into a full speed gallop with her lasso at her side. "Rarity bring er back here right NOW am ah warning ya!" Author's Note Hiya so yes my writing is very bad and I had to practice a little more I'm sorry but thank's to some help this should be at least a bit better and easier to understand now xXx Please can people stop trying to judge me so harshly I'm 13 and have never really posted many stories online! Enjoy ♥
chapter 3"RARITY GET YER FLANK BACK IN HERE!" Applejack screamed as she tore down the street in hot pursuit of rarity. Applejack got her lasso out and started to target rarity. However even when she did attempt to use the lasso on Rarity, she found that the unicorn was using her magic to make the rope tie up AJ instead! "NO! She is so adorable and if I don't make use of this now then I may not have another opportunity to do so at all!" Rarity shouted, as she continued to run and watch her friend get tied up to the mail box outside of sugar cube corner. Unknown to all how this was even possible, Rainbow Dash STILL slept as she was carried along by magic. Rarity opened the door to her home, Carousel Boutique and sat Dash on the table. She went to get a large variety of bits and pieces from her storage cupboard and placed them on her work table. She had many things taken out ranging from ribbon to the smallest of gem stones she could find. The fashionista pony levitated Rainbow Dash (whom was still asleep and yes I am sure she is asleep and not dead I wrote this you know) and started to very gently use her fabrics and needles with Rainbow Dash being her live marequinn. Eventually (about time!) Rainbow Dash woke up, noticing that she was suspended in mid air by an aquatic blue aura of magic in which made her body tingle. She looked down only to find that that she had a pink dress on in wich Rarity was just about to tighten to ensure that the dress stayed in place as she worked. "Oh Rainbow your awake! Good! What do you think of your new dress so far?" Rarity asked as she used her teeth to pull the ribbon that tightened it. Rarity being much larger than Rainbow, was also very strong to her and Rainbow found it difficult to even breath. "Rarity!?" Rainbow squeaked, looking around, to find that she was in carousel boutique. "W-why am I here? Why are you putting this dress on me? GET IT OF NOW!" She shouted, beginning to get anxious to leave. "D'awww!" You look adorable in that dress!" Rarity gasped. "Why in Equestria would I take it of you! Heavens no! Oh and by the way darling your voice sounds so cute! Why it would even give my sister Sweetie belle a run for her money!" Rainbow Dash looked up and glared at Rarity. " 1. I do NOT want to sound cute! 2. Get the bucking dress OF ME!" Rainbow screamed, tugging at the dress. Rarity sighed, and rolled her eyes, before cutting out more pieces of fabric and using her magic to hold rainbow in place to make it possible to sew the fabric on. "MY LIFE IS RUINED!" Rainbow screamed as she continued flailing in mid-air. "I hate this dress! I hate being tiny and I- OWW! What the buck was that for!?" She yelped as Rarity pulled back a shiny needle away from her ears. Rarity picked up some small gem stones and used her magic to fashion them into earrings. "Well darling I simply had to et your ears pierced so that you could wear earrings to go with your fabulous new dress!" Rarity squealed. "Do you like it?" "No" Rainbow replied simply before bashing her head of the work surface thinking that maybe if she hit her head long enough then she would be able to awaken from this horrific night-mare. "How about you stay in sweetie belle's old dolls house! It would be the perfect size for you!Oh and it magnetically seals and it would be far to heavy for somepony at your size to open. That way you would be perfectly safe!" Rarity shouted with joy, sounding more like pinkie pie by the second. "NO WAY!" RD yelled. "First you, you... FILLYNAP ME, then you put dresses on me, then pierce my ears which are bleeding, and now your going to lock me in that THING!" "Yes so in you go." Rarity smiled. She used her telekinesis to lift Rainbow up and place her in the dolls house. She closed the door over in her way of keeping Rainbow -safe-. DING! DING! "Oh a customer! Hello and welcome to carousel boutique where everything is..." rarity said but was drowned out as she walked away and Rainbow Dash screamed to get out. A little pink filly entered the work room as Rarity went to get her new dress for her. The little filly noticed this and jerked her head round to see Rainbow Dash t the window of the doll house, trying desperately to get rarity to come back. Rainbow opened her eyes and saw the filly staring at her with shocked but evil eyes. Rainbow jumped back from the doll house window and gulped for this was no ordinary filly. This was Diamond Tiara.
chapter 4Rainbow Dash stumbled back from the doll house window and fell on her haunches. She could hear a loud booming sound as diamond tiara approached the doll house. Rainbow quickly jumped under the wooden toy bed and tried her beat to remain hidden. A large eye came up to the small window and peered around looking for Dash. Diamond only knew she was looking for something pony shaped that could walk and talk, she did not however know that she was looking for Dash. "Uh, hello?" Diamond said looking around the room of the dolls house. She thought she had been imagining things until she heard a small squeaky voice. "OWW!" Dash said in a half whisper. "Oh buck!" She said under her breath, worried that she may have been found. The small (or compared to Dash large) filly saw the end of Dash's tail and pressed her hoof down on top. She slowly pulled Dash out by her tail and used her two front hooves to hold Dash by her tail between them. "LET. GO. OF. ME!" She yelled, thrashing around wildly. Diamond Tiara stared at Dash with massive eyes and her jaw hanging open. She didn't know how this had happened, or why but being her she did have a plan on how to get back at a certain blank flank trio in her class known as the cutie mark crusaders. Especially the one known as Scootaloo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Hay! Scoots, Sweetie Belle... uh scoots whatcha doin?" "Oh hi Applebloom! I'm setting up a raft, so we can float out to some unknown island or whatever, and be cutie mark crusader explorers!" Scootaloo shouted gleefully. "Uh ah don't think ma sis is gonna let us do this." "Oh come on it will be FINE!" "Yeah it will be fun!" Sweetie shouted, emphasising the word *fun* with a squeak. "See? Even the dictionary goodie two shoes agrees with me!" "Hey! At least I'm not a chicken!" "I am NOT a chicken I can fly perfectly fine!" "Oh yeah? Prove it." "Fine then, I will just jump right into... GHASTLY GORGE! You'll see I can fly!" "Can not!" "Can too!" "Can not!" "can t-" "Will y'all shut up already yer givin me a worse headache than when ah fall face firs' inta the spa when we decided ta try cutie mark crusader parachuters or whateva!" Appleblom yelled, grabbing the attention of the other two crusaders. "Awwww is the little blank flank getting a sore head?" A familiar and snobby pink filly cooed. "Hey! Diamond tiara that wasn't very nice!" Sweetie belle squeaked. "Hey it's not my fault that my family is richer than yours and all of you blank flanks are lesser beings! I have a cutie mark and you don't. I'm better than you. There is nothing you can do about it so shut up squeaky belle" Diamond grinned. "If it weren' fer ma fam'ly your daddy wouldn' even have barnyard bargains an you wouldn' be rich." Applebloom said. "Yeah! If it weren't for my big sister Rarity then you wouldn't even have all your nice clothes!" Sweetie belle yelled. "So what? What about the chicken what has her family ever done for me? NOTHING!" She yelled, getting clearly stressed by the two other crusaders. "Well, umm.. you see..." Scootaloo started. "Thats right! Nothing so get the buck out of here you stupid blank flank! Nopony likes you not even Rainbow Crash! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS DO YOU" She shouted, kicking scootaloo in the face and knocking her back and of the cliff. Scootaloo tumbled over the edge and screamed as she hopelessly flapped her wings. SPLASH! "Scootaloo! Don' worry Scoots imma get ma big sis ta help ya!" Applebloom yelled, taking of for sweet apple acres. Diamond just stood and watched the orange pegasus filly as she tried desperately to grab on to a small bit of wood to at least keep the current from swallowing her. Sweetie belle crept away and tore of in the direction of the Rich mansion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "That's why I hate that little blank flank chicken OK!" DT yelled. "How could you!? She never done anything to you! What happened to her? Is she okay?" Dash asked as Diamond swung her by her tail from side to side. "Look I don't have to answer any of your stupid questions okay! I wouldn't know any way I left her there." She replied smugly. "You monster! How could y-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed as Diamond Tiara flung her up in the air and caught her in her saddle bag. She quickly closed it over and then smiled sweetly waiting for Rarity to come. "Ahh, Diamond Tiara here is your beautiful new ensemble!" Rarity beamed proudly. "Thank you Miss. Rarity" She replied sweetly, hoofing over 36 bits. She waved goodbye nd walked out of the boutique. The second she had closed the door she sprinted for her house.
Scootaloo's rescue (extra chapter)"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Scootaloo yelled looking around franticly for somepony to help her. The wood she had grabbed wasn't very good for holding onto but it would have to do till she was saved. The wood was jutting out of the cliff side and was snapping very slowly as if to torment the already terrified pegasus filly. A few ponies came running over to the side and gasped at what they saw. Applebloom had apparently managed to catch Rarity on her way and pull her over to help to. "Of all the thing's that could happen this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE.THING!" She yelled and used her telekinesis to pull over her usual -fainting chair-. "Scootaloo jus' grab on to ma rope okay?" Applejack said. "O-okay" She sniffled. Applejack lowered the rope and Scootaloo lifted one hoof so she could grab onto the rope. SNAP "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" She screamed as the current pulled her away. "Rarity can't y'all use yer magic or sumthin?" She yelled, getting worried. "I can't she is to far away!" Rarity whined. The three ponies ran as fast as they could to find Scootaloo before she got too far away. A small orange ad purple head could be seen bobbing up every now and then along with a small yelp coming from her. She spat out the water in her mouth and desperately looked for something to hold onto. "Applejack... I'm scared." She mumbled just loud enough for AJ to hear whom was now darting towards her as fast as she could. Applejack used her lasso to grab scootaloo by her waist and gasped when she saw just where they where. "SCOOTS! AH NEED YA TO PADDLE ON OVER HERE NOW!" She yelled. "I'm trying AJ I'm really trying but the current is gettig stronger and I don't know why!" Scoots sobbed, paddling as hard as she could "Scoots ya need ta try yer best an-" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The strong current of the waterfall had caught scootaloo and had succeeded in pulling Scootaloo of the edge of the waterfall. She plummeted down while Sweetie belle came running with Twilght and Filthy Rich. "SCOOTALOO!" Twilight yelled. Scootaloo had fallen unconscious due to her fall and was now floating down the river with blood seeping out from a crack in her skull. Twilight used her magic to try and pull scootaloo back. "UGH! I can't from up here! Oh I know!" A lasso formed formed in the air and Twilight levitated it to applejack. "Applejack please... You need to save her. AppleJack looked her friend in the eye for a minute and then her expression changed to that of a determined one as she nodded her head. She spun her lasso and concentrated on the small orange filly. She lassoed her waist and her friends all pulled at the end to pull her up ensuring no further damage came to her. "My Diamond Tiara did not do this to that filly!" Filthy rich yelled once they had pulled the unconscious filly up. "Yeah she did ahn when she wakes up y'all can as her who done this ain't that right sweetie belle!" "Uh-huh! Diamond Tiara was annoying her about not having a mom or dad!" "I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS! If it is true though, WHICH IT ISN'T then I shall have no choice but to umm..." "ah believe ah have the answer to all our li'l problems right here'" AppleJack replied handing him a brochure for a boarding school. "Now come on y'all need ta help me get her t the hospital!"
chapter 5"Hi Diamond Tiara did you pick up your dress from Carousel boutique?" Filthy Rich asked his daughter, who was about to bolt up to her room. "Umm, yeah I got it so now I need to go up to my room and put it away" She grinned nervousy, hoping that her dad would not realise she was hiding something (or somePONY). "Okay but please hurry Diamond, supper will be ready soon." He smiled "Yeah I know dad!" She yelled and slammed her bedroom door. She scanned her room for somewhere to set Rainbow Dash down while she put her dress away. Eventually she decided on putting her in her doll house. The dolls house was one of those large wooden ones in which where very expensive and hard to get. This one in particular had cost around 4000 bits. "Suppers ready Diamond!" "I know I'll be right there!" She quickly got a bit of string from the drawer of her vanity dresser and tied one end to the small built in bath tub and picked up her saddle bag. She used her mouth to pull Dash out by her tail and begun to tie her. She found this very easy to do as when she was running, Dash had apparently hit the bottle of perfume in the bag, denting it and knocking herself unconscious. When Dash had been tied up securely she closed the doll house and latched it at the sides. "Here I come dad, there BETTER be at least eighteen different types of flowers there!" She yelled as she slammed the door behind her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Ughhh, my head... W-where am I? Hello? HELLO!? Is anypony there?" Rainbow Dash sighed and lay on the wooden floor,nursing her aching head."HELLO!" She yelled, resulting in causing more pain in her head. "OWW! Oh for celestias sake!" She yelled. She tried to flap her wings but to her dissapointment no amount of struggle availed her. "I'm just going to bed daddy, goodnight!" A voice yelled, from seemingly no where. Dash's ears perked up as she listened and tried to put her hoof on who the voice belonged to. She tried again to move but whatever was restraining her pulled her back causing her to hit her head on something hard and pressumably wooden behind her. "Ughhhmmmm... daddy? Is that you?" She muttered in her daze. Suddenly light began to creep through and somepony came into view. "Oh good your awake!" Diamond smiled, as she untied Rainbow Dash. She put a small floaty in the fish tank and dropped Rainbow into the water, face first. Rainbow snapped out of her dizzy trance and swam up to the surface to grab on to the floaty. "WHAT THE HAY!?" "Heehee, goodnight Rainbow Crash, tomorrow we are going to the hospital to visit a certain orange chicken. Oh and by the way... Chomper here isn't the friendliest of fish so... well sweet dreams!" She called, and walked over to her bed and turned out all the lights except from a night light, close to the tank. Rainbow spat out the water and tried to keep herself afloat. She noticed something moving towards her and realised it was the fish Diamond Tiara had told her about, Chomper. "Ehehe... Nice fishy," She smiled nervously. Chomper darted forwards and Rainbow Dash swam for her life. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed. Chomper cornered her in the bottom left hoof corner of the tank and swam menacingly closer. Author's Note OK so I know I said I would update sooner but give me a break I've had 3 essays to complete! Is this chapter small? Yes.Yes it is Is it probably crap? Yes. It probably is but you know what? Sometimes you just have to accept these things and say, "You know what? This is what I got and no amount of begging or pleading is going to change that." This story is really only meant to be something funny it isn't really meant to be a dead serious fic but any criticism well I would actually like too hear it just now. I am pleased to let y'all know that princess Celestia will be coming into this and lets say that Dash won't enjoy it very much... Oh yeah Celestia is kind of going to be crazy and if it is even possible, be more obsessed with cakes ♥
chapter 6Rainbow held her breath, cowering in the corner of the fish tank trying to not make any sudden moves. She looked around and suddenly darted to the top to breath in some air. "Wait a minute..." She started with a puzzled look on her face, "It's a FISH it won't eat me! HA! To think I was scared it was gonna ea- AAAHH!" She yelled as she swam away from the fish who was... Biting her flank!? She swam as fast as she could but the fish wouldn't let go of her. Her conciousness slowly slipped away as she floated to the bottom of the tank. The door to the bedroom opened and Filthy Rich walked in, looking towards his daughter's bed trying to see if she was still awake. "Diamond," He whispered. "Are you still awake?" The filly lay in her bed silently snoring, facing the slightly opened window. Filthy closed the window over and placed the blanket on Diamond tiara properly. He was about to turn of the night light when he saw something strange in the fish tank. Chomper was closing in on something blue, and quite small. He moved round to the side of the fish tank to see Rainbow dash. He took it as a toy at first but then realized that if it where a toy... Why would Chomper be closing in on it like that. Also, why would it bleed? "Hello?" He asked, in a puzzled tone tapping on the glass. No response came, so he opened the top of the tank and gently took Rainbow Dash out. "This is silly, no mare or any pony AT ALL is this small, and why would MY Diamond Tiara put her in a tank with a piranha." He said starting to think that he was maybe just going a tiny bit... insane. Suddenly the tiny Rainbow Dash who was lying on top of his hoof groaned a little and turned over so that the blood covered, and still bleeding flank was on his hoof. He dropped her immediately, wondering what had just happened and wiped his hoof on a handkerchief he always kept in his pocket. "Ummm, Rainbow Dash is it..." He asked getting slightly worried. She did not reply though, instead she writhed in pain on the floor. He got a cell phone out and thought about who was close enough to help Rainbow Dash. Eventually he decided to call the town librarian as she would most likely have a solution to this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Spike this isn't funny! I need to find Rainbow Dash! Who knows what the princess will do, she might send me to the moon and-" Twilight stopped her rant at spike when she heard the library telephone. "Spike, get that while I look for Rainbow Dash again. 87th time's the charm as they say." "Umm, Twilight it's Mr.Rich on the phone." Spike said, hopping down from the stool he was standing on. "Really? Haven't a clue why he would be calling... especially at this hour." She picked up the phone in her telekinesis and answered. "Hello? Twilight Sparkle, golden oaks library how may I help you?" "Ah, Twilight Sparkle I was calling you about your friend Rainbow Dash." "Oh really!?" "Yes but she doesn't look... to good." "Okay then, ummm I'll make my way over to see her home goodbye Mr.Rich" "Goodbye Miss Sparkle." He replied and hung up. He used his handkerchief and picked up Rainbow Dash. He was certain that as he did he could hear a small flashing sound, but decided to ignore it and focus on the task at hand, of getting Rainbow Dash somewhere warm and dry while they waited on Twilight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Twilight appeared at the door only a few short minutes after Filthy had taken Rainbow Dash downstairs. She was panting heavily as she had used a teleportation spell to get halfway across ponyville. She knocked on the door and waited for Filthy to open the door. "Ahh Miss Sparkle she is in here, follow me please. Jeeves please fetch Miss Sparkle and I some herbal tea please!" Filthy walked into a large room where Rainbow sat atop one of the fluffy and plush cushions on the large couch. Twilight took one loo at the large wound on Rainbow and screamed for help. "HEEEELLLP! Somepony help!" She yelled. " Wait a minute I can't let anypony else find out your like this! WHAT TO DO AGGGHHH!" "Miss sparkle you need to do a spell to help her." "Oh yeah! Wait... I can't do HEALING SPELLS!" She screeched, and fainted on the floor Author's Note Like this chapter? Nearly at the crazy celestia bit, that's when things REALLY get messed up xD Toodles :) Oh ya, leave a comment and thumbs up please! Much appreciated ♥
Chapter 7 Been listening to this for hours so why don't y'all watch it to? xD The room was quiet except for the sound of somepony walking. Or was it... pacing? Dash 's senses began to return as she could hear somepony complaining VERY loudly. It sounded like Twilight. "No no no no NOOOOOO!" She yelled as what sounded like every book in the library fell to the floor. Yup. DEFINITELY Twilight. "Twilight maybe you should calm down, seriously how bad can it be?" the voice presumably belonging to spike said. "What if she sends me to the MOON!? Would she do that? OMC I'M GETTING BANISHED T THE MOON!" She wailed. Spike rolled his eyes and made his way to the kitchen. "I'll make you some coffee Twilight, then you can tell me WHY she would, I've been asking you for three hours!" He yelled, putting on his pale pink apron with a love heart in the middle. A small squeaky groaning sound caused Twilight to snap ot of her trance and look into the small cupboard Rainbow was in, to keep Spike from seing her. "Ughhh Twilight? Is that you?" She asked, rubbing her head to soothe the pain. "OMC Rainbow! Your not dead!" Twilight jumped around the library much like the way pinkie does. "Yeah umm, why would I be dea-OWW!" Dash yelled as she tried to sit up. "Oh you had best sit down, that pirahna done a good amount of damage to you" She explained, getting a book to look for a healing spell. "Twilight? Who are you talking to in there?" Spike yelled, poking his head round for a brief second, not noticing Rainbow Dash. "Oh nopony spike, just talking to myself!" She grinned and turned to Dash."Okay now this might sting for a second so hold still ok." She said, focusing on the healing spell. Rainbow Dash rose into the air, surrounded by a pink magical aura as her flank began to glow with a blinding white light. An explosion filled the main room of the library and Twilight was flung back into the wall while Dash landed gracefully on the table. "ALRIGHT TWI WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON IN HERE!" Spike yelled, brushing shards of glass from bowl that smashed of from himself and marching over to Twilight. Unfortunately for Twilight she could not stop him before he came in. He had a plate of pancakes in one claw and a wooden spoon in the other. He sat the pancakes down on the table and started shouting at Twilight. "Geez Twi, I understand you like to experiment but we have a BASEMENT for that kind of stuff! Now I have ore than ever to clean up!" "B-but-" "Twilight it isn't fair is it that I have to clean all this!" "But Spike-" "In fact your going to help me Twilight" "Ok cool, but Spike-" "In fact no, I have a better idea. Clean it yourself!" "SPIKE WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME AND GET THE PLATE OF THE CELESTIA FORSAKEN TABLE!" She yelled, her rage resulting in her mane catching on fire. Spike rolled his eyes at Twilight and picked up the table to reveal a squished and dizzy Rainbow Dash who tried to stand up, but immediately flopped back down. "Holy celestia, Twi whaddya do to her?" Spike asked, still gawking at RD. "Never mind Spike but just clean up SOME of the mess while I write a letter to the princess." "Fine, but don't expect me to clean all of it!" He yelled, leaving Twilight alone to write the letter. Twilight used her magic to form a quill and parchment fro thin air and begun to write. Dear Princess Celestia, I happened to be practising some spells in the library basement when my friend Rainbow Dash flew into the library and broke the door to the basement. As a result of this I accidentally cast the spell on her and unfortunately it just so happened to be a shrinking spell. If you could help me with this situation I would be eternally grateful. from your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle Twilight was about to roll up the parchment when she looked at the part she had sai about Rainbow crashing into the library. Rainbow was always causing problems for her. One more itsy bitsy problem for Rainbow to handle couldn't be that bad. Could it? A devious smile spread across Twilights face as she placed the squished Rainbow Dash inside the scroll and rolled it up. "SPIKE!" "Coming Twilight!" He yelled back, putting his dustpan and brush down. "Oh good spike, now please send this to Princess Celestia." She ordered "Uh, why is it so... bulky?" "I don't have time for questions spike, just send it!" Spike breathed his green fire on the letter and watched it float of. "Uhhh, where is Rainbow Dash?" He asked. "halfway to Canterlot by now." She replied simply. "Oh OK." He said. "What... WHAT?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Here you go you highness another slice of cake." "Yes! More cake! I mean, uhh... you are dismissed." Celestia said, dismissing her royal chef. A scroll appeared in front of her and rolled itself open. A blue figure rolled out and landed in the princesses cake with a splat. "NO! Not my cake! ANYTHING BUT THE CAKE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then Dash awoke, covered in frosting with a giant alicorn princess towering over her and screaming her head of about cake. Author's Note Really funny stuff is about to happen... like dash getting publicly humiliated at the gala. Won't tell y'all anymore than this ♥ Enjoy and like or comment. Maybe even BOTH! ^_^ Criticism always appreciated X Hope you like the little song I gave y'all
chapter 8"Twalight, are y'all in there?" Applejack asked, knocking on the door to the library. "Yeah come on in!" She shouted back while she had her face buried in a book. "You seen RD she ain't at the boutique an a was wonderin if y'all knew where she was at now am worried 'bout her." AJ said, putting her hoof on Twilight's shoulder. "It's okay Applejack, Rainbow is in Canterlot with the princess." She replied, face still in her book. "WHAT!? No offfense sugarcube but the ain't the princess just a few apples short a bushell?" "Uhhh, what?" twilight asked with a dumbfounded look on her face. "Ah mean, that she is jus' a lil' bit ya know, crazy." She said emphasising the word crazy. "NO Applejack! How could you even THINK that!" She said, finally taking her face out of the book. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "No no no no no! There's a MONSTER IN MY CAKE! Luuuuunaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" "Sister thou must be quiet." Luna scolded as she entered the throne room. "Now then we shall just take a peak at this, monster as thou claims it to be." Luna said picking up a spoon in her telekinesis and plunging it into the cake "OWW" It yelled as the top layer of the cake started to crumble and shake a little. "Hmm perhaps thy sister is not so much of an idiot as one thought." "What was that little sis?" "Hmmm? Oh! Nothing dear sister!" luna blushed. Something blue shot out from the top of the cake resulting in another scream from Celestia. "Theres a ZOMPONY in my CAKE!" She yelled jumping on top of luna. The blue figure pulled itself out from the cake and gasped for breath. "Isn't that-" "MONSTER! DIE DIE DIE" Celesia said as she caught Rainbow Dash in her hooves and slammed her against the floor hard. Luna noticed a scroll sitting by Celestias throne and begun to read it. "BAD MONSTER! That will teach you to stay out of my cake!" Celestia shrieked. "WAIT TIA NO! That's Rainbow Dash! Twilight had a minor problem with one of her spells so..." "So I get a new pet YAY! Tell Twilight I said thanks!" Celestia shrieked joyously "Wait- WHAT? Princess what the hay are you on about!?" Dash shrieked at the princess. "i can keep you in a little glass case so that everypony can see you! The government ponies, business ponies, royal workers, the wonderbolts-" "Did you just say the wonderbolts!?" "Yup! Come on and pick a nice display case with me!" She squealed and used her magic to drag Rainbow Dash out of the room. "HELP ME PRINCESS LUNAAAAAAAAAA!" Dash screamed as Luna just stared at the two ponies. "I don't know what I'm on but I never want to see THAT again." Luna sighed and walked out of the room to speak to the royal guards. Author's Note Short one again but it's funny so that makes up for it ♥
chapter 9Princess Celestia sat at the top of the grand staircase to enter the Grand Galloping Gala. Ponies would simply enter, shake hooves with the princess, and then attend the party. Rainbow Dash however, sat in her little display case beside the princess, trying to buck the glass which had its strength enhanced by magic. After three plates of cake, Celestia finally opened the doors and was greeted by the remaining five of the mane six. Twilight was first to approach the princess and shook hooves with her. She noticed the display case and when she saw who was in it, she buckled over with laughter. "Oh Rainbow Dash, if only you knew how silly you look just now!" Twilight laughed, earning herself a cold glare from Rainbow Dash. "So, Princess Celestia, why is she in here anyway?" "She is my new pet!" Celestia squealed and used her magic to give Rainbow Dash a little bit of cake. "Eat your cake, Rainbow." Twilight cooed, trying to contain her laughter; her lips threatening to burst at any moment. Moments later, she finally fell on the floor and laughed wildly. Twilight proceeded to enter the main hall and let Applejack come up next. The earth pony's eyes popped as she saw the glass display case beside Celestia. "R-Rainbow? Uh, Princess, what the hay?" Applejack asked, clearly surprised to see this. "Hi, Applejack! Want to feed my pet?" "Umm, pardon Princess, but what pet?" "Dashie! My pet, Dashie!" "Princess, you're are startin' ta sound even crazier than Pinkie Pie! An' that's never a good sign." Applejack said while shuddering. "Here you go!" Princess Celestia pulled Rainbow Dash out with her magic and shoved her in Applejack's face. "Uh Princess, ah would rather not feed yer 'pet,' an' ah don't think Rainbow likes this either!" Rainbow dash was being shoved against Applejack's face and her eyes looked as much like Derpy's by now as they would ever be. When Princess Celestia happened to shove Rainbow Dash a little to hard, she ended up in... Applejack's ear. "GET 'ER OUTTA THERE! AAHH! GET 'ER OUT GET 'ER OUT!" Applejack screamed, causing a large crowd of ponies to look her way. Her other four friends came over to see what was wrong with her and tried their best to understand what was going on. "Applejack, darling, you simply must stop. You're creating a scene here!" Rarity scolded. "GET 'ER OUT!" Applejack screamed. "Ummm, where? If that's okay with you." Fluttershy asked, and shied away. "IN MA EAR! GET 'ER OUT!" "Heehee, who's in your ear, silly filly?" Pinkie pie asked, finding the situation funny. "RAINBOW'S IN MA EAR! JUS' GET 'ER OUTTA THERE NOW!" Applejack screamed as ponies rushed around to try and calm the screaming farm pony. Twilight gasped when Fluttershy told her what happened and called for some doctors to come. "Shhhh, it's okay, m'am, the doctors are coming just calm down." A light grey pegasus colt said to her. "Hmph! Just the behaviour one would expect from a common farm pony" A violet mare said, who by her dress, and all the jewels she was wearing, one could probably guess was very posh. "M'am, please calm down!" "The doctors are here!" Twilight yelled over. Two stallions tried to lift AJ onto a stretcher as she screamed, "OH SWEET CELESTIA SHES TRY'NA BARGE OUT!" They quickly hauled her into the ambulance with her friends and made for Canterlot Hospital. Author's Note Proof read by YouAreError ♥
chapter 11A butter-yellow mare with pink hair trotted home happily with a very small cyan mare with a rainbow hued mane on her head. The sun shone brightly above them as they smiled in the sunshine. Unfortunately no-one had told Rainbow Dash of Fluttershy's current house guest so she didn't see much to worry about. She sat happily atop her friend's head and found herself thinking about something. She suddenly felt the urge to ask if she may stay with another friend but didn't want to upset her timid friend. "Hey Fluttershy?" Dash asked in her squeaky voice. "Hmm? Oh, yes Rainbow Dash?" Flutershy asked, still trotting along. "Y-you don't think the animals will try to, y'know, eat me?" She asked with worry clear in her voice on the last two syllables. Fluttershy gasped in horror at the sound of somepony even saying that about her wonderfully behaved animals. "Of course not Rainbow Dash how could you even say that!" Fluttershy squeaked. "Umm, Fluttershy. I'm just bigger than a bee." Rainbow said with a blank look on her face. "Don't worry, you'll be fine." Fluttershy smiled. Rainbow Dash sighed and remained quiet for the rest of the journey. They soon came to Fluttershy's cottage where a hungry Angel bunny angrily thumped his foot on the floor. "Oh no, did I miss your feeding time Angel!? Oh dear, just a moment Rainbow!" Fluttershy panicked setting Rainbow Dash down next to Angel. "Eh heh heh, h-hi Angel..." She said, worried about what the dangerous rabbit might do to her at this size considering all the things he done to ponies whom where normal sized. Angel hopped over to Rainbow Dash as she gulped still unable to move due to her fractures. "uh Fluttershy?" Rainbow called as Angel came closer. "F-Fluttershy?" Still no response. "FLUTTERSHYYYYYYYY!" She screamed, and not a moment after it Fluttershy came in with a bowl of salad. "Angel!" Fluttershy gasped fluttering over to the bunny. "We don't hurt guests okay Angel? Good now eat your salad." She said before turning round to speak to Rainbow. " Hmmm, now where can you stay for now." "Don't you still have the guest bedroom?" Dash asked with a puzzled look on her face. "Oh yes of course I do, but it's being used just now by Discord." Flutershy said. Rainbow Dash gulped and stuttered. "D-Discord is still here?" And then as if on cue Discord materialised in front of them. "Did someone call for me?" He joked, making a telephone appear in his hand. "Oh, actually Discord I was just wondering. Would you mind sharing a room with Rainbow here for now?" Fluttershy asked ending her sentence with an adorable *squee*. "Umm where IS Rainbow Dash?" he asked making a pair of binoculars appear. "I'm down here!" She glared at him. Discord stared at her for a few moments before breaking out into fits of laughter. "BWA HA HA HA! Oh this is rich, the element of Loyalty is now about an inch tall!" Discord said through fits of laughter. "Yeah laugh it up, why don't you?" Rainbow said rolling her eyes. "Fluttershy there is no WAY-" "Of course Rainbow can share with me Fluttershy we'll have SOOO much fun!" Discord said narrowing his eyes and putting on a creepy smile. "Wonderful!" Fluttershy cheered. "I'll just be down in the market, the chickens need more feed. Bye you two!" "Oh good bye Fluttershy!" Discord said standing at the door waving at her with a handkerchief in his paw. As soon as she was out of view, Discord slammed the door behind him and turned to Rainbow now with a mix of a mischevious and creepy smile set upon his face. "Well Rainbow Dash lets have some fun!" He cheered, as Dash backed away from him slowly. "Ughhhh, I feel sick, let me out now!" Dash yelled, staring daggers at Discord. "Oh, Dash you look so cute floating around in that bubble I couldn't POSSIBLY let you out!" Discord laughed, rolling on the floor and clutching his stomach. "I want out! I'm gonna be sick!" She yelled, her face turning a sickly shade of green. She started banging on the bubble, however it did not burst. Then again she couldn't hit it hard at all considering her fractured limbs. "I told you Rainbow Dash this bubble can only be popped from the outside!" Discord said making his eyes appearin his paw, rolling them. "WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS I AM GOING TO BUCK YOU TO TARTARUS!" She yelled afer puking a few times, and now sitting in a puddle of her own vommit. "Oh ho ho! Getting cocky are we?" "Yeah, just get me ou of the celestia damned bubble!" She yelled again. "Hmmm, you know, maybe I should get you out of the bubble." He said, with a creepy smile. "Yeah well you be- uh, D-Dicord?" She stuttered when she noticed the look he had on his face. "Bye bye Dashie!" He chuckled. "Wait no I was just kidding I didn't mea-" POOF! And Rainbow Dash was gone. Meanwhile in another part of ponyville a pink pony was shaking like mad. "Hey Applejack?" "Yeah, sugarcube?" "My pinkie sense is acting up." Pinkie said. "Huh. Is that right? Well Pinkie whaddya think it's doin' that fer?" "I think somepony is about to get mauled by Timberwolves in the everfree forest" Pinkie smiled, obviously not noticing what she had actually just said. "sweet Celestia. we need ta get there now! Go get Twalight an' the others!" Applejack yelled, darting off like a bullet "Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie smiled cheerfully, bouncing off in the direction of the Golden Oaks library. "Ughh where am I?" Dash asked looking around for an inkling as to where she may be. "Oh no..." She whispered noticing where she was. a loud snarling could be heard and a yellow glow peeked out from in the bushes. "Oh no! I'm gonna DIIIEEEEEE!" She tried to move her hooves, but they where still broken. Her wings seemed to be doing better so she gave them a few small flaps. They worked! She gave them a few strong flaps, pulling herself up into the air. She immediately regretted doing so as a searing pain shot through her wings, and back. She fell back to the ground and let out a scream of anguish. This however did not help matters in the slightest. In fact quite the contrary, it instead attracted the attention of four Timberwolves. If they where already seen by regular sized ponies as very large and intimidating creatures, well let's just say Rainbow's life flashed before her eyes. The largest Timberwolf (presumably the pack leader) inched closer until it's muzzle was right above Rainbow thus drenching her in floods of it's saliva which was tree sap. Author's Note Sorry for such a long delay it really has been a hectic week though X Well I didn't really know how to do a Discord personality so sorry about that. Also I was going to write another story but my brother stole that and is using it to write as I believe all you older bronies out here call it a *clop* fic. Yes he did change the story idea. When he is done I will let you know. -shudders- Once again, criticism much appreciated X p.s check out my youtube channel too! http://www.youtube.com/user/shannon837241
chapter 10Four mares sat in the hospital waiting room for news on how their friends where doing. Apparently, judging by all the screams emanating from the orange farm pony' mouth things could be going better. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The screams where deafening. No-pony understood the situation. HOW could she have some-pony in her ear? Two hours passed, and a shriek came from a horror stricken nurse. "Nurse Redheart? Oh my celestia! Quick we need help in here!" Three doctors came rushing in to see what all the fuss was about. from all the four mares could gather, Nurse Redheart had fainted and something was wrong with one of the two friends still in there. "Quick sit her over here!" "Are you crazy! You'll kill her!" "What do you think I' experienced in this sort of thing!?" The rambling went on for a short while until two of the four doctors came through the large doors. "Ah, Miss Sparkle..." "So doctor, how are they?" Twilight asked, concern clear in her voice. "Applejack should be fine, however your friend Rainbow Dash may have a few, 'small' problems." He said, chuckling at his joke. "Oh I get it!" Pinkie yelled, laughing at the doctors joke. Twilight rolled her eyes and turned back to the two doctors. "Yes, well after having completed the strangest X-ray I've ever done, we found that your friend had fractured a few bones in her wings and hooves." "WHAT!? But that leaves her completely immobile!" Rarity screamed "Well then, she may need some one to care for her... are any of you willing to care for her?" "..." "Anyone?" He asked. "I guess, I could take care of her... If that's alright with you of course" fluttershy whispered. "Of course, she will be able to leave in an hour or two!" He called, before going throuh the doors with the other doctor following closely behind. "Fluttershy, darling! Are you sure you can handle this?" Rarity asked. "I'm sure I can! If I can still handle having a dracouqneus in my home, then I can handle looking after Rainbow Dash!" "Wait a minute. Discord is still at your house!" Twilight gasped. "Yes, and don't worry Twilight he won't hurt Rainbow he may be a little high spirited but deep down he's really sweet!" Fluttershy said, smiling brightly " Why do I have a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach..." Twilight groaned Author's Note Sorry it's so short but its only because the next chapter is going to be REALLY AWESOMELY LONG! X Criticism always much appreciated. ♥
