The Trotting Dead: The Sunny Episodes

(Quick Recap of last episode: Town Hall gets over run, and you rescue Twilight. Dash admits she likes you, and she takes you behind a building.)

Rainbow Dash: Now. *smirks* Where were we?

Rainbow Dash tackles you to the ground.

You: Where we WEREN'T was on the ground.

Rainbow Dash: Oh you.

You: So....why did you just tackle me?

Rainbow Dash: Wow, you really are THAT naive, huh?

You: That was a rhetorical question. I know what you want. I know why you tackled me. And I think it's a horrible idea.

Rainbow Dash: Why?

You: Probably because your moans will attract trotters.

Rainbow Dash: Really?

You: Yes, really.

Rainbow Dash proceeds to look all around, and, guess what. No Trotters.

Rainbow Dash: I don't see any.

You: You're not able to see them. You know they're there because you can hear them.

Rainbow Dash: Hm...So.....Since there's no VISABLE trotters, wanna have at me?

You: . . .

Rainbow Dash gets off of you and proceeds to shake her flanks in front of your face.

Rainbow Dash: Like what you see?

You: Meh. 6.5 out of 10.

Rainbow Dash: You sure about that?

You: Nope. You and I both know my rank is higher than 6.5. I tell you what. If you can guess my real opinion, I'll fuck ya. If you can't, than you can kiss me goodbye.

Rainbow Dash: Alright......7.

You: Nope.

Rainbow Dash: 8.

You: Nope.

Rainbow Dash: 9.

You: Nope.

Rainbow Dash: 10.

You: Nope.

Rainbow Dash: Then what is it?!

You: *smirks* 11.

You immediately pounce on Rainbow Dash and find you're tongues wrestling. You let her have her way for a while, but you eventually over-power her, and you're on the dominant side of the kiss. You break away to catch some air.

=+=+=Back to the group & Cheerliee=+=+=

Twilight Sparkle: It's been about 20 minutes since Dash and Sunny left. Where are they?

Rarity: Don't ask me, darling. I don't know.

Fluttershy: I don't know either.

Twilight Sparkle: Who saw.........oh my god....everypony, look out the window.

The group looks out the window to find the aftermath of you and Dash's make-out session. It's at this point Dash is pushing you down on the ground and looking all over your body. She appears to be focused on a certain part of your body.

=+=+=Back outside=+=+=

You: Hey, Hey, Hey. You never answered correctly about earlier.

Rainbow Dash: So?

You: So, You can can kiss me goodbye, Like I said.

Rainbow Dash: I wo-WOAH!!!

Big Macintosh: We need to have a word with you, now!

Rainbow Dash: What's your problem Mac?!

Big Macintosh: It's not MY problem. It's the GROUP'S Problem.

You and Dash get dragged back to the house.

Rarity: Rainbow Dash, darling, I understand that you need a release, but that was brash!

Rainbow Dash: Excuse me for recognizing a good looking Stallion.

You: Heh, guilty as charged.

Big Macintosh: Sunny, we didn't ask for you to speak.

You: I can say what I want, when I want! You don't rule over me Mac!

Big Macintosh: I could just-!!!

You draw a gun on Big Macintosh and shoot it at the ground.

You: That was a warning shot. The next one goes to your head.

You put the gun down and then, all of the sudden, it's not in the holster. Rainbow Dash takes the gun and steps back towards the door.

Rainbow Dash: If Big Mac or Sunny speaks one more time, they're dead.

Twilight Sparkle: Um, Dash, you're scaring Spike and the kids...

You notice Spike, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo shaking.

Rainbow Dash: Sorry, just..I can't stand this tension between Sunny and Mac.

Rarity: Neither can we, but we can't do anything about it.

Twilight Sparkle: Let's just forget this ever happened.

You: Forget what ever happened?

All of the sudden, Rainbow Dash plants on you a quick peck on the lips.

Rainbow Dash: Forget that THAT happened. Duh!

You: I'd like to point out you really shouldn't have done that.

Big Macintosh: Wait.....what we saw....what Dash just said to forget......

Fluttershy: Um...what about it?

Big Macintosh: So let me get this straight........You were doing WHAT?!

You: I wasn't doing anything. I was ABOUT to do Rainbow Dash, but that was rudely interrupted.

NEXT TIME ON: THE TROTTING DEAD: THE SUNNY EPISODES

Big Macintosh: You....REALLY need to leave.

Rainbow Dash: Sunny. Let's just get out of here. We can take there supplies. We can leave before they even notice.

THE TROTTING DEAD