The Trotting Dead: The Sunny Episodes

by HighRyde

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Dark
Length: 5188

Look through the Eyes of Sunny Raiz and fihgt the the zombie apocolypse!

Look through the Eyes of Sunny Raiz and fight the the zombie apocalypse!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-28 00:41:10 UTC

Episode 1: Just the Begining

The last thing you remember was running through hundreds of Apple Trees escaping a crazy pony with murder in his eyes, another ponies flesh in mouth, and a decayed body.

All of the sudden, you see daylight, a white picket fence, and a sign that says "Sweet Apple Acres". You are greeted by an orange mare wearing a stetson, with 3 apples for a cutie mark.

???: Howdy, welcome to Sweet Apple Acres, finest Apples in all of Equestria!

You: Howdy.

???: I've never seen anypony run that fast, well, except being me. What's your name sugarcube?

You: Sunny. Sunny Raiz.

???: I'm Applejack!

You: Nice to meet you Applejack. Say, is there a town nearby?

Applejack: Yup. Ponyville is down that hill about 3 miles.

You: I am SO not running, let-alone walking that.

Applejack: Well, you could stay the night here, and be all rested up for a journey there in the morning.

You: That sounds nice.

Applejack: Supper's about to start, I hope you like Apples!

You: *thinks* Is that the only thing here!?

You and Applejack head into the massive barn. The door to the house is on the right, and you see a light yellow filly with no cutie mark stacking hay bails.

???: Hey mister! I'm Applebloom!

You: Hello there Applebloom.

Applejack: Now, Now Applebloom, go back to helping Big Macintosh.

Applebloom: Fine.

You and Applejack walk into the house and are greeted by a green old woman in a rocking chair, asleep, next to a Dinner Table.

???: Is that you Applejack?

Applejack: It's me Granny Smith, don't worry.

Granny Smith: Who's this feller you have with you? Then again, you are getting at that age.

Applejack: Granny, it's not like that! I found him running through the orchard faster than me.

Granny Smith: Oh I see.

You later hear a big bell and it appears that it's time for supper.

Applejack: Here ya go everypony! Apple Fries with mashed potatoes with Fresh Cider!

Big Macintosh: And some Apple Juice for you, Applebloom.

You and the Apple Family eat your supper. In your opinion, it was one of the best meals you've ever ate. The Cider was so Tangy and Sweet, you drank it all in 1 gulp.

All of the sudden, you start hearing groans come from the windows, the doors, and all over the house and barn. The groaning sounds just like the moans and grunts from when you were running towards this place.

Applejack: Granny Smith, you and I take them out, Big Macintosh, Sunny, and Applebloom, you guys try to escape!

Big Macintosh: It's no use AJ! We have to get out! NOW!

Big Macintosh's yelling only attracts a few more of those creatures.

Sunny: Do me or Applebloom get a say in the matter?

Big Macintosh and Applejack: NO!

You, Applebloom, and Big Macintosh rush for the back door. Luckily, there aren't any of them there. Applejack and Granny Smith run towards the back door as well, but one of them pulls Granny Smith down and rips off tons of muscles a tiny part of bone, and a small pool of blood seeps out as the 4 of you watch the horrifying scene.

Applejack: Oh..........my......Sweet Celestia NO!!!!!!!!

You and Big Macintosh proceed to pull AJ through the back door, and you manage to Escape.

Or So you thought..........

NEXT TIME ON-The Trotting Dead: The Sunny Episodes..........

Applejack: Fluttershy, we have to get out now!......................

???: Hi mister, we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!......................

??? Hey new guy, I'm Rainbow Dash. WAS a soon-to-be captain of the Wonder-Bolts........

  THE TROTTING DEAD

Episode 2: They're just getting Started

You and what's left of the Apple family are running for your lives as your chased by, what appears to be thousands of them. Luckily, and possibly unluckily, Granny Smith attracts quite a few of them, so it leaves you and the Apples with very little to take care of. After your confident you escaped, you agree to try and help Fluttershy (if she's still alive) and get to Ponyville.

You: AJ, I'm so-

Applejack: Save it.

Big Macintosh: AJ, It wa-

Applejack: I said Save it!

All: ...

Applejack: Sorry, just a little mad at myself that I couldn't save her.

Big Macintosh: She's glad your alive. Granny's in a better place.

You notice Applebloom's silence and you try to see whats wrong.

You: Whats wrong Applebloom?

Applebloom: Just a little scared.

You: Don't worry w-

Applejack: Get down, I see her cottage.

Along with Fluttershy's cottage, you see about 15 of those creatures trying to get in, and you hear sobbing from the inside.

You: Think she's bit?

Applejack: No way. Not one of em's got in yet. Fluttershy's fine.

Applebloom: Are you sure?

Applejack: Positive.

Applejack loads her gun, then you remind her about the supper bell luring them. You all realize noise attracts them, and put silencers on all the guns.

After a small game-plan (Which is lure them all to the back with gunfire so you can Get Fluttershy and escape through the front door), you and Applejack Charge, being the ones with guns. Applejack shoots the ground as well as a few of the creatures and start luring them behind. Then, You and Applejack get to Fluttershy while Big Macintosh holds them off.

Applejack: Fluttershy, it's me, Applejack!

Fluttershy: Go away! You're no use!

You look around the cottage and see why she was sobbing. You see, what you assume to be. her pet rabbit, with intestines spilled out and eyes glazed over.....It's such a horrific scene you turn around and puke your guts out.

Big Macintosh: Starting to run low on Ammo!

Applejack: Fluttershy, we have to go, now!

Fluttershy: No, we can still save Angel! We can! I know we can if we try.

You: Screw this!

You walk over to The rabbit's corpse and stomp each limb, 1 by 1, until you reach the head. It wasn't easy to do, but you did what had to be done.

Fluttershy: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You give Big Macintosh and Applebloom the signal to get the heck out of there, as Applejack picks up Fluttershy.

Since you filled out your original plan, and Big Mac took care of those Creatures, you have a suprisingly safe trip to Ponyville. When you get there, you find the town in Shambles. Buildings on fire, S.O.S. signs, "Survivors Inside" written in what appears to be blood. It's someplace you wouldn't want to take your vacation.

Applejack: Town Hall.

You and Big Macintosh: What?

Applejack: Town hall is the biggest building in Ponyville, which means it has the most room for survivors. Our friends should be in there. If not, then we go to Canterlot to see if Twilight teleported them there or something.

You knock on the down hall door. The group hears sounds of guns loading, and well as tons of whispers. A Cyan Pegasus opens the door and is relieved that its just Applejack ad the group.

???: Applejack, thank the sun and moon you're here!

Applejack: I wouldn't think of leaving you guys Dash. Never in my life.

Rainbow Dash: Considering the situation, that can be arranged.

You and the rest of the group walk to town hall. There are rooms labeled various things, such as "Armory", "Hospital", and other things.

You are confronted by Rainbow Dash after she lets the Apple Family in.

Rainbow Dash: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Who's this guy?

You: I'm Sunny Raiz. Does that answer your question?

Rainbow Dash: I mean, what are you doing with Applejack and her family?

You: It's a long story that nobody in this building has time for. Are we done here?

Rainbow Dash: Fine.

NEXT TIME ON-The Trotting Dead:The Sunny Episodes..........

Fluttershy: Your a monster for doing what you did to Angel! I just want to toss you off the balcony.......if that's alright with you........

Rainbow Dash: Im Rainbow Dash, WAS soon-to-be Captain of the Wonder-Bolts...

         THE TROTTING DEAD

Episode 3:Near-Death Experience

After your confrontation with Rainbow Dash, you decide to try to apologize to Fluttershy about what you did to Angel. You go onto the balcony and try to talk to her.

You: Fluttershy, I'm sorry abo-

Fluttershy: Your a monster for what you did to Angel! I should just toss you off the balcony right now!.........If that's fine with you.

You: Sorry anyways.........

You leave, and as you depart the balcony, you turn around to find Fluttershy glaring at you, with murder in her eyes. The "murder" in her eyes reminds you of how you found yourself in this place. Running from one of those creatures with "Murder" in it's eyes. You shake off the memories and trot downstairs to find a very...........looking Rainbow Dash. Very Looking is the only way you can describe it. Its numerous looks at once. Such as, horror, Investigative, and other expressions.

Rainbow Dash: Hey new guy. I'm Rainbow Dash. WAS a soon-to-be captain of the Wonder-bolts. You look kind of scared. What's up? And Why is AJ not talking much?

You: Which question do you want me to answer?

Rainbow Dash: How about why AJ isn't talking.

You: Well, After I found them and had supper. The Supper Bell they had alerted hundreds of those..........

Rainbow Dash: Trotters?

You: That's what you call em'? Alright. Anyways, While me, Applebloom, and Mac we're escaping, AJ and Granny tried to get to us. Granny got pulled down and got the chomp from those "Trotters".

Rainbow Dash: Hundreds? Wow, I didn't think it was that bad.

You: It get's worse. We tried to rescue Fluttershy. There must've been about 15 to 20 of the "Trotters". Her pet Rabbit Angel had his guts spilled everywhere. Just to get her to leave, I had to walk over, and stomp on the corpse limb by limb. Even then, AJ had to pick her up and carry her here.

Rainbow Dash: Ouch.

You: Ouch is an understatement.

Rainbow Dash: Wow..........Anyways. Not all of us are here.

You: Really? Counting me, there's 9 of us here!

Rainbow Dash: Whatever, anyways, we-

You: I'll catch you later.

You go over and talk to a White mare with a curly purple mane.

???:Hello darling. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Rarity.

You: Nice to meet cha.

Rarity: Hey, you wouldn't happen to know where the Ponyville Hospital is, would you darling?

You: Yeah, me and the Apples passed it while getting here.

Rarity: Oh thank Celestia! My prayers have been answered!

You: What's the big deal about me knowing where the hospital is?

Rarity: You see, our "Hospital" we have here in Town Hall is extremely low on medical supplies. And Rainbow Dash won't let me have the map, and I forgot the way to the real Ponyville hospital.

You: So you need meds? I got it.

Rarity: Yes, but give your gun to Rainbow Dash or Big Macintosh. We lost a handgun, and a temporary replacement would help us greatly.

You leave your pistol with Rainbow Dash and head out with Rarity. You two decide to take to the alley ways. All you find are a few Trotters on the ground about to rise, but it's nothing a quick stomp to the head won't fix. But then you get to the alley behind the hospital. There must be a whole heard trying to get in.

You: Look around.

Rarity: What could we possibly find to take them out?

You find a box of nails, and a plank of wood.

You: Rarity, I have an idea.

Rarity: What is it?

You: Take this plank of wood.

You say that as you start placing the nails on the ground. Rarity catches on. You hide as Rarity whistles, alerting the Trotters. They slowly hobble over to You two as Rarity Trips them and make them land head first on the nails to kill them. As she does this, you charge through them with your spare hunting knife that you never leave home without, and stab the ones that notice you in the head.

Rarity gets rid of them and follow you through the back door of the hospital. You take whatever you can find, and surprisingly, the place is quite plentiful in meds. You find Gauze, Tongue depressors, Pain Killers, Chloresptic, Blood bags, everything. You later leave the way you came and make it back to town hall.

You: Guys, it's me and Rarity!

Applejack: Dash, open up girl!

Rainbow Dash opens the door and is glad to find that, A. You got medical supplies, and B. you are safe and sound. You calm down and think that everything is okay. And for once, it kind of is.

NEXT TIME ON-The Trotting Dead: The Sunny Episodes..........

Rainbow Dash: Listen, we have to find my friends Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle.......

You: Dash, you might wanna see this.........

THE TROTTING DEAD

Episode 4: Don't wanna See this

You go find AJ after You and Rarity get back.

You: Hey AJ.

Applejack: Howdy Sunny! What can I do for ya?

You: I'd just like to say thanks for letting me be with you guys. If I had make the walk to Ponyville, I would've been dead by now.

Applejack: You don't have to say nothin'. Besides, I think with still having to Find Twi and Pinkie, we have larger issues at hand.

You: Rainbow Dash said something about those guys. How about you, me, and Dash go find Pinkie?

Applejack: Sounds like a plan.

You and Applejack go to Rainbow Dash and find her still Observing the map.

Rainbow Dash: Hey guys, what's up?

Applejack: Me and Sunny figured us 3 should go find Pinkie, regroup here, and then find Twilight.

You: Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, I never said those last two steps! What are you talking about?

Applejack & Rainbow Dash: WHATEVER LETS GO!

You, AJ, and Rainbow Dash leave for Sugarcube Corner. When you bust down the door and head inside, your horrified. Trotters everywhere, Blood splattered all over the walls, Second most disgusting thing you've seen over this Zombie Apocalypse.

You: Woah........guys, if you need to barf, take it outside......

Rainbow Dash and Applejack punch you in the shoulders.

You: I was kidding! Calm down.......

As you observe Sugarcube Corner, you find the Cakes' Cooking knifes. (Used when cooking real food and not pastries). How ever, you notice Mr. and Mrs. Cakes body stacked in a corner of a room, and 1 knife being missing.

Rainbow Dash: Guys, I hear whimpering.....It's Pinkie!

You and Applejack make your way to where you heard Rainbow Dash. She found a trapdoor which leads to the basement.

Applejack: Pinkie, where coming in!

Applejack and Rainbow Dash open the trapdoor, and being the one with the sharp hunting knife for a melee weapon, you go first.

Applejack: Thank Celestia your alright Pinkie!

You and Rainbow Dash observe the basement. It's mostly dead trotters. Then Applejack (While hugging Pinkie) notices a wound on her left fore-leg.

You: Uh, guys, you might wanna come see this......

Pinkie, Applejack, And Rainbow Dash see what you see. Dead Trotter head with pink flesh in mouth.......It all makes sense, the knife was for defense and Pinkie got bit, which explains the wound, and the Pink flesh in the Trotters mouth...

Rainbow Dash: If Pinkie passes out right now, we're screwed..

Pinkie Pie: I'll be peachy weachy Dashie. Don't worry! I'll......I'll be.....*thud*

Speak of the devil. There's the Ponyville clown Pinkie Pie passed out with a Trotter bite in the basement of Sugarcube Corner. You don't know how much time you guys have to......Too late. Pinkie wakes up, but not as Pinkie, but as a blood thirsty killer.

Rainbow Dash: Guys, run!

Applejack: No, shes just toying with us, She's fine! R-r-right Pinkie?

You and Rainbow Dash don't hear Applejack, and you both assume she climbed up the basement ladder with you guys. All the sudden you hear gunfire, grunts, and sounds of a cowpony screaming her head off in pain. The two of you go down there to find.......A crawling Trotter Pinkie Pie and a Bit and dead Applejack.

You: Maybe you should've checked to make sure we we're all back up here.

Rainbow Dash: Don't blame.......RUN!!!!!!

You realize Applejack shot Pinkie in the stomach, not making her dead and Applejack being a dead pony walking. You and Rainbow Dash book it out of Sugarcube Corner, making a b-line for Town Hall.

Rarity: Are you dar-.......Where's Applejack?

You: Long story or short story?

Rarity: Long?????

Rainbow Dash: When we made it to Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie was already bit. She passed out, came back a Trotter. AJ didn't escape the room with me and Sunny. Pinkie bit AJ, AJ came back a Trotter, and we had to book it out of there and back here.

Big Macintosh: Did I just hear you say you we're somewhat responsible for having my sister be dead?

You: Yeah. You did. Truth hurts man. I'm sorry for you.

Big Macintosh's reply isn't in words, but in actions. He punches you square on the right side of the jaw, knocking you out. You wake up on the second story, where not all is what it used to be...

NEXT TIME ON: The Trotting Dead: The Sunny Episodes....

Rainbow Dash: AJ and Pinkie are back, and now with friends, we gotta get the heck out of here!

Applebloom,Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle:  Miss Cheerilee!

THE TROTTING DEAD

Episode 5: What happend here?!

After you wake up on the second story of Town Hall, you try to remember what happened. You, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash went to Sugar-Cube Corner to find Pinkie Pie and She was bit. She passed out, and AJ didn't escape with you and Dash, so she died too, and know Big Macintosh wants you dead and out of the group because he thinks you're, in a way, responsible for his sisters death. You go downstairs to find......what.....Dead trotters and a couple of crawling ones are everywhere. You see Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Big Macintosh fighting the horde.

Rainbow Dash: Oh thank Celestia you're awake!

Big Macintosh: Dash, what did we say about talking to Sunny!

Rainbow Dash: I don't care! Anyways Sunny, Pinkie and AJ are here, and with friends, we gotta get out of here!

You: Got it! Any guns or knives or anything?

Rainbow Dash: Your hunting knife is in the back room, get it!

You run to the back room and get your hunting knife, there's......Oh my god...You find Pinkie Pie dead on the floor inside, and you hear Rainbow Dash yelling help. You run back in to find Dash about to get bitten, and Big Mac is shooting one in front of him, so you have to take matters into your own hooves. You take the knife to the trotters head, and save Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Thanks Sunny, I owe you one!

You, Big Macintosh, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle....so...everypony, makes it out of Town Hall. But there's another problem.

Scootaloo: Um...Rainbow Dash, where do we go know?

Rainbow Dash: . . . I don't know Kiddo.......

You know find yourself in the desolate wasteland that used to be known as Ponyville.

Rarity: How about we find Twilight?

Rainbow Dash: *points at Twilight's House/Library* Do you see them over there? They're dead. Deal with it.

Rarity: No, look, they can't get in. Twilight must've put up a force-field of some kind.

You: Hey Look, there's a hole on the top, I guess it's to let oxygen in. Maybe Rainbow Dash could fly one of us over and we can get to them.

Rainbow Dash: That's not a bad idea.

You: So who's Rainbow Dash flying up?

It appears as if  Everyone looks at you. You notice Big Macintosh waving Rainbow Dash over to him, so you sit down, and eavesdrop.

Big Macintosh: I need a favor from you.

Rainbow Dash: What is it?

Big Macintosh: Instead of dropping Sunny in the hole, drop him next to it so he rolls down and gets eaten.

Rainbow Dash: WHAT?! Are you crazy?!

Everypony hears Rainbow Dash's "WHAT?!", so they all look in confusion, but eventually go back to their own plans and thoughts.

Big Macintosh: He let Applejack die! He deserves it! And don't think I don't know about the crush you had on her. Do it for AJ. Do it for me. Do it for the group.

You just learned 2 good chunks of information today.

Big Macintosh wants you dead.

Rainbow Dash is apparently a lesbian.

You: Are you guys done over there?

Rainbow Dash: Um..yeah.....

You grab Rainbow's Hooves and she flies you over. You know she's about to get you killed, so you swing on her, using the small amount of momentum to get on the top of the dome.

Big Macintosh: I thought I told you to kill him!

Rainbow Dash: He swung out of my hooves...I think he knew that you said that to me.

You go inside to find the library quite "clean". You see a purple unicorn about to levitate over a knife and try and kill you, but you stop her before she does.

You: Hold on, before you start trying to stab me, I have a couple of ponies outside by the names of Big Macintosh, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy. They said they're friends of yours. I assume you're Twilight Sparkle?

Twilight Sparkle: You found my friends?! Oh, that's amazing, I go to the top of the shield almost everyday, and don't see them. I thought they were dead!

You: Um....about that...You see, Applejack and Pinkie Pie are...well.....dead. We just fought off a horde with them kind of leading it.

Twilight: . . .Oh.......um.....Spike...

Spike:Yes?

Twilight: Get the ladder, and get the gun.

Spike gets a ladder and a gun, and he sets up the ladder to the hole in the dome. You 3 climb out and...to your surprise, the group isn't there anymore. You see, out of the corner of your eye, Big Macintosh shoving the group into a random building.

=+=+=In the Building=+=+=

Big Macintosh: Ok, I don't think they got out yet.

Rarity: Mac, darling, exactly why are we in here?

Big Macintosh: Lets just say I'll take care of business.

Rainbow Dash: Is this about the AJ thing?

Big Macintosh: Of course it is! Sunny practically ruined my life. He got rid of Family!

Rainbow Dash: Then how come you didn't feel like this when Granny Smith died?!

Big Macintosh:. . . Who told you about that?

Rainbow Dash: Sunny. Deal with it.

=+=+=Back Outside=+=+=

You: Hey, there's Rainbow Dash!

You, Twilight, and Spike get teleported next to Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Hey Sunny, can I talk to you for a bit?

You: Um, sure?

You go with Rainbow Dash behind a building to talk privately.

Rainbow Dash: Listen, Mac want's you dead.

You: I know. I overheard his plan for you to toss me next to the dome and not on it.

Rainbow Dash: You did? Did you hear-

You: The You-being-a-lesbian part? Yeah.

Rainbow Dash: *blushes* Well.......It's not that I don't like guys, it's just that I've never gotten the chance to have one.

You: Really? So....why are you telling me this?

Rainbow Dash: Well......honestly.....I've kind of kept my eye on you since you got here.

You: Really?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah...

Twilight Sparkle:*yells* Are you done over there!?

Rainbow Dash: *yells* In a minute! Anyways, Sunny. How about after this is all done with, or we find somewhere that's okay,

we do something?

You: You know what.....Why not? Sure.

Rainbow Dash kisses you on the cheek and you two head back to the group.

You: Hey guys, I brought back Twilight and Spike.

Rainbow Dash: *mumbles* and somepony else.

Fluttershy: Um...Dash, did you say something......i mean it's okay if you didn't, I'm just checking....if that's alright with you...

Rainbow Dash: It's alright Fluttershy, and I didn't say anything.....

Big Macintosh: So Sunny. How does it feel knowing that you're responsible for a death in this group?

You: How about I don't answer that, and ask YOU a question?

Big Macintosh: Um, sure?

You: How much do you want me dead? On a scale of 1 to 20.

Big Macintosh: Hm.....14.3. Why?

You: Let me ask you another question. Where does that other 5.7 go to?

Big Macintosh: The other 5.7 goes to me wanting Rain-I mean....I don't know. Haven't thought about leftovers.

You: Dash, he's all yours.

Rainbow Dash: Wait, what?!

You: You want a guy, there's a guy right there that wants you, so have at him.

Rainbow Dash: I don't want a jerk who wants another pony dead for surviving! Mac, I have something to tell you. AJ stayed down in the Sugar-Cube Corner basement. She thought Pinkie was playing around. She died on her own hooves. You've wanted Sunny dead for a day and a half now, and it's not even his fault, or my fault! So how's it feel knowing you've been a jerk this entire time?!

Big Macintosh:.....She....she died on her own hooves?........

Rainbow Dash: Screw this, I'm out of here!

You: Dash, wait!

You chase Rainbow Dash out the door and catch her behind a building.

You: What was that?

Rainbow Dash: I don't know!

You: So you want to leave the group?

Rainbow Dash: A little bit, yeah.

You: Well maybe this....will make you stay.

You give Rainbow Dash a nice, slow, long kiss on the lips. After you pull away, You take a breath away to ask a question.

You: Wanna leave now?

Rainbow Dash: *pomf* No..........*giggles*

You two walk around the building when you see Cheerilee leaving the hospital, coughing.

Rainbow Dash: Woah, Cheerliee, you all right?

Cheerilee: No, I have a cold, I'm more vulnerable because of it, and there's no medicine in the hospital.

Rainbow Dash: This guy over here and Rarity just raided the Hospital. We got some fresh meds if you need them.

Cheerilee: Y-You D-do?

You: Yeah. We do.

You and Dash take Cheerilee to the group and take her to Rarity who has the meds.

AppleBloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: Miss Cheerilee!

Dash yanks your hoof back to the building that you were behind.

Rainbow Dash. Now. *smirks* Where were we?

NEXT TIME ON-THE TROTTING DEAD:THE SUNNY EPISODES

Big Macintosh: You were doing what?!

Twilight Sparkle: It's been almost 20 minutes since Dash left with Sunny after bringing Cheerilee here. Where are they?

THE TROTTING DEAD

Episode 6: Hard to Explain

(Quick Recap of last episode: Town Hall gets over run, and you rescue Twilight. Dash admits she likes you, and she takes you behind a building.)

Rainbow Dash: Now. *smirks* Where were we?

Rainbow Dash tackles you to the ground.

You: Where we WEREN'T was on the ground.

Rainbow Dash: Oh you.

You: So....why did you just tackle me?

Rainbow Dash: Wow, you really are THAT naive, huh?

You: That was a rhetorical question. I know what you want. I know why you tackled me. And I think it's a horrible idea.

Rainbow Dash: Why?

You: Probably because your moans will attract trotters.

Rainbow Dash: Really?

You: Yes, really.

Rainbow Dash proceeds to look all around, and, guess what. No Trotters.

Rainbow Dash: I don't see any.

You: You're not able to see them. You know they're there because you can hear them.

Rainbow Dash: Hm...So.....Since there's no VISABLE trotters, wanna have at me?

You: . . .

Rainbow Dash gets off of you and proceeds to shake her flanks in front of your face.

Rainbow Dash: Like what you see?

You: Meh. 6.5 out of 10.

Rainbow Dash: You sure about that?

You: Nope. You and I both know my rank is higher than 6.5. I tell you what. If you can guess my real opinion, I'll fuck ya. If you can't, than you can kiss me goodbye.

Rainbow Dash: Alright......7.

You: Nope.

Rainbow Dash: 8.

You: Nope.

Rainbow Dash: 9.

You: Nope.

Rainbow Dash: 10.

You: Nope.

Rainbow Dash: Then what is it?!

You: *smirks* 11.

You immediately pounce on Rainbow Dash and find you're tongues wrestling. You let her have her way for a while, but you eventually over-power her, and you're on the dominant side of the kiss. You break away to catch some air.

=+=+=Back to the group & Cheerliee=+=+=

Twilight Sparkle: It's been about 20 minutes since Dash and Sunny left. Where are they?

Rarity: Don't ask me, darling. I don't know.

Fluttershy: I don't know either.

Twilight Sparkle: Who saw.........oh my god....everypony, look out the window.

The group looks out the window to find the aftermath of you and Dash's make-out session. It's at this point Dash is pushing you down on the ground and looking all over your body. She appears to be focused on a certain part of your body.

=+=+=Back outside=+=+=

You: Hey, Hey, Hey. You never answered correctly about earlier.

Rainbow Dash: So?

You: So, You can can kiss me goodbye, Like I said.

Rainbow Dash: I wo-WOAH!!!

Big Macintosh: We need to have a word with you, now!

Rainbow Dash: What's your problem Mac?!

Big Macintosh: It's not MY problem. It's the GROUP'S Problem.

You and Dash get dragged back to the house.

Rarity: Rainbow Dash, darling, I understand that you need a release, but that was brash!

Rainbow Dash: Excuse me for recognizing a good looking Stallion.

You: Heh, guilty as charged.

Big Macintosh: Sunny, we didn't ask for you to speak.

You: I can say what I want, when I want! You don't rule over me Mac!

Big Macintosh: I could just-!!!

You draw a gun on Big Macintosh and shoot it at the ground.

You: That was a warning shot. The next one goes to your head.

You put the gun down and then, all of the sudden, it's not in the holster. Rainbow Dash takes the gun and steps back towards the door.

Rainbow Dash: If Big Mac or Sunny speaks one more time, they're dead.

Twilight Sparkle: Um, Dash, you're scaring Spike and the kids...

You notice Spike, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo shaking.

Rainbow Dash: Sorry, just..I can't stand this tension between Sunny and Mac.

Rarity: Neither can we, but we can't do anything about it.

Twilight Sparkle: Let's just forget this ever happened.

You: Forget what ever happened?

All of the sudden, Rainbow Dash plants on you a quick peck on the lips.

Rainbow Dash: Forget that THAT happened. Duh!

You: I'd like to point out you really shouldn't have done that.

Big Macintosh: Wait.....what we saw....what Dash just said to forget......

Fluttershy: Um...what about it?

Big Macintosh: So let me get this straight........You were doing WHAT?!

You: I wasn't doing anything. I was ABOUT to do Rainbow Dash, but that was rudely interrupted.

NEXT TIME ON: THE TROTTING DEAD: THE SUNNY EPISODES

Big Macintosh: You....REALLY need to leave.

Rainbow Dash: Sunny. Let's just get out of here. We can take there supplies. We can leave before they even notice.

THE TROTTING DEAD