Anon and his best friend Braeburn have a night out on the town, when it turns ugly.

After reading my "Unrequited" story, it was demanded that I made a "feel good" story about Anon and Braeburn. I was told they didn't have to be gay, but they at least had to be friends.

Well, they're not gay, I don't know about good feels, but hey, they're friends now!

Also, this story may or may not have been partially inspired by a Doug Stanhope joke.