I Hate

by Bronycatdogthing

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 1151

sometimes grimdarks don't get their justice but now

Warning this fanfiction is extremely gory contain some sexual themes please read at your own risk
Pinkie pie is at it again killing them ponies and to start she going to kill a pony That should of died long time ago

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-20 16:30:02 UTC

i hate cupcakes

I Hate Cupcakes

After sewing up Rainbow dash. Pinkie pie looked back with a grin of a psychopath and said "Oh boy Rainbow dash if I didn't know it I would say your still alive but I know your dead hahaha" after Pinkie chuckled loudly and thought in her head "I can't wait to all my friends to have fun like me and rainbow dash" So she cleaned up her play toys, So she was going up to her bed and suddenly heard a crashing noise downstairs so she went downstairs to investigate so she got a magnifying glass. She looked around the kitchen nothing was there but she noticed the hammer thing that Mrs. cake uses for the pastries she said that was strange and then blackness ...

Pinkie pie wakes up her eyes get adjusted she realised she was in her basement she was happy but really confused. Why was she tied up and saw a banner that says "Farewell Pinkie pie" she said  in confusement then in the darkness she heard a voice that she knew the voice to well."Hey finally your awake you don't know how long I have been waiting" it was her but she was tied up is this a nightmare of sorts "oh silly pinkie I forgot to introduce myself I'm you well techniqully  am from a different dimension well from the real one well from you it's a different one" pinkie pie the one that was tied up thought drowning out other pinkies voice by thinking "Is this a dream or something I ate maybe something rainbow dash ate" then pinkie snapped back into reality after pinkie finished her rant "Do u know why I tied you up" pinkie replied "no dream pinkie" Pinkie pie that was standing up stared at her with a look of confusion and annoyance "well remember the dimension thing I said earlier" Pinkie on table replied "yes" the other pinkie says "Well I need to kill and torture you should I start on first... if you were a Pegasus or unicorn I would have started on your wings or horn what would break first on a earth pony I know I'll break your legs" Pinkie went over to a table of random blunt weapons she found and there was the hammer that was missing and it had blood on it the pinkie pie that is not tied says "I am going to hurt you so bad PINKAMINA" she replied "who's Pinkamina" She replied "now you mention it you don't have down hair" the other pinkie pie replied "I've never had down hair before" the other pinkie pie replied "FUCK IT this is confusion" then she threw the hammer and broke her legs " I don't think this is the right one" what do u mean u don't have the right one

Oh shit i mean nothing Pinkie replied to nothing "shut up everybody knows I break down the four wall all the time so what's wrong "you see broke the serious tone so that's why it's wrong" oh... oops so you go back to my thing "yes pinkie "one thing can you call her Pinkamina" ok please kill her now for love of Jesus "who Jesus?" Pinkie by said in confusion,God dammit "okay okay I kill her" so pinkie pie grab a kitchen knife then walked over to Pinkamina and start cutting into the flesh around the cutie Mark Pinkamina screamed " please make its stop" pinkie pie just chuckled and smiled then left the knife onto her belly and cut :-) into it "did you seriously type that" pinkie pie said with a stern Face" I think he was pretty fucking stupid" Pinkamina said nodding her head "even she think so" kill her pinkie pie said "okay should she be screaming" oh yeah Pinkamina screaming as loud she can and nopony noticed it" wait what" pinkie said confusion. will you see pinkie pie you think Pinkamina get away by  killing all ponies, Please kill her" ok I am sorry for helping you pad your shit story" pinkie pie picked up the knife and put it on Pinkamina belly then started cutting downwards as the knife slit down her chest uncarefully unlike how she would have done it. As she pulled the skin apart she went over to the table and grabbed at hammer and nails. Putting the nail over the skin and nail to the table. Pinkie pie grin and said "I guess I nailed it" oh God that was bad "you must have a stomach for this" will pull out Pinkamina stomach" come on I can make bad jokes to I just guess you need to "liver with it" oh god, pinkies I think she is unconscious "okay I get the speed" pinkie said rushing over to a bag  look for the speed while pinkie was distracted Pinkamina  opening  her eyes after failing pinkie to thinking that she was unconscious she struggled to get the ropes off  lucky for her pinkie did not tie the ropes properly after she took the ropes off she had to take the nails out her skin when she was pulling the nail she tried her hardest not to scream when she screamed only a squeak came out. After she got the nails out of her she rolled off the table and as she put weight on her broken leg she fell to the ground. Pinkamina steadily got up with tears dripping down her and tiny drips of blood coming off her mouth.

Pinkamina saw a stapler and she walked of limping and picked up the stapler and got both her skin flaps and stapled them together desperately trying not to cry or scream. Pinkamina picked up her sharpest knife and running as a limped pony can go with the knife in her mouth and as she gets to pinkie pie she rasies the knife in the air and repeatedly stabbing her all over her body and finally when the rage was done she said to pinkie pie "Sadly I'm not going to have fun with you" she smiled with a grin that she had with rainbow dashy but suddenly her grin died down when she noticed that there was no blood and the corpse turned her head and smiled and quickly punched her in the stomach and pulled her small intestine out and Pinkamina tries to put it back in but fails horribly and pinkie pie says "why do the call them small intestines their not small" so pinkie pie stands and kicks her broken leg and crushes her leg then she walks up to her head a repeatedly hits her head off the ground and kills her. Mrs and Mr. cake go looking for Pinkie pie (Pinkamina) they couldn't find her all they found was a pie with a sign beside it that says "Made by Pinkie pie and from Pinkie pie".