Pinkamena Origins: Jeff the Killer Pony
Enter: Jeff the Killer Pony
Load Full StoryNext ChapterIt was a dark night in Manehatten and at a very old house there sat a white unicorn with a gray hoodie, black hair, a bloody cut in smile, eyelids burnt off and a cutie mark of a bloody smile with a knife behind it. This pony happened to be the notorious killer: Jeff the Killer Pony.
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ahhh what a night. I just got done slaughtering another victim.' He thought to himself.
His horn then started glowing bloody red and a whiskey bottle appeared out of nowhere. He then started drinking it when suddenly a newspaper blew through the window and smacked into Jeff's face.
"Grrr. Damn wind. Always blowing junk into my face." The psychotic pony grumbled.
He then used his magic to get it off and then read the headline.
Local Resident Missing And Gruesome Murder.
On the night of March 3rd local resident: Lyra Heartstrings of Ponyville was reported missing and her roomate and best friend Sweetie Drops or Bon Bon dead. When the neighbors were asked what happened they could only say that there was struggling and noises coming from Lyra and Bon Bon's house and glass smashing and crazed laughter going out. When they contacted the authorities they found the house in shambles, Lyra nowhere to be seen and Bon Bon's stomach ripped open and her neck sliced. Plus a bloody message that read 'LYRA AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN.' Citizens are advised not to go out during the night until the culprit is caught. More on this story on page 254
After reading it the killer pony had steam coming out of his ears and he grabbed a knife and slashed at the paper until it was bits and then tossed it in the garbage.
"Grrrrrrrr. Somepony else is murdering ponies in Equestria. This I will not stand for!!!! There's only room enough in Equestria for one killer and his name is Jeff the Killer Pony..... Grrrrrr. When I find that other killer I am going to stab into him/her so many times that even his/her insides were start to bleed!!" Jeff shouted in anger.
He then started bucking all over the house and then when he was done he was breathing heavily. But then the breathing was replaced with insane laughing.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Looks like Ponyville is gonna get a surprise visit from Ol' Jeff here. Look out other killer, when we meet you had better be asking for mercy... for which I will have none." He mumbled.
The white unicorn then and put his knife in his hoodie pocket and put the hood over his head, walked out the door to the train station.
Jeff the Killer Pony got onto the next train to Ponyville and got a seat in the darkest part of the train. He watched outside as the train started moving and reminicing that fateful day when he slaughtered his entire family.
"Jeff, what are you doing?" Jeff's mom asked.
"I couldn't keep smiling mommy. It hurt after awhile. Now, I can smile forever." Jeff responded.
"Jeff, your eyes!"
"I couldn't see my face. I got tired and my eyes started to close. I burned out the eyelids so I could forever see myself; my new face."
Jeff's mom then started backing away slowly.
"What's wrong mommy? Aren't I beautiful?"
"Yes son, yes you are. L-let me go get daddy, so he can see your face."
The mother then trotted into Jeff's dad's bedroom and shook him awake.
"Honey, call the mental asylum we..." She started but stopped shen she saw her son standing in the doorway, levitatin a knife.
"Mommy, you lied." He said. Then in a few seconds he thrust the knife through his parents as he watched them bleed to death.
Jeff's brother, Liu woke up from his slumber when he heard a strange noise. He looked all over his room but didn't see anything. He then went back to sleep but then felt as if somepony was watching him. He looked up, before Jeff's hoof covered his mouth. He slowly raised the knife ready to plunge it into Liu. Liu thrashed here and there trying to escape Jeff's grip. The last thing he heard before the knife plunged into his stomach was,
"Shhhhhhh, just go to sleep."
If he wasn't completely crazy he would've been full of grief and guilt over killing his own family, instead he was silently chuckling to himself over his very first kills.
'Heh. Here I am reminicing when I should think about who this mysterious other killer is. Although I've heard murder rarely happens in Ponyville. But when I get there this killer is gonna wish he/she hadn't tried to take my job.' He thought to himself.
He then continued laughing to himself as Luna's moon turned bloody red.
Pinkamena Origins:
Jeff the Killer Pony
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