Pinkamena Origins: Jeff the Killer Pony

by Mystery Psychotic Studio

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Main 6, Gore, Dark, Original Character, Apple Bloom, Comedy
Length: 5152

The Pink Pony of Death is about to meet the Crazed Unicorn with a Crazy Smile

Author's Note:Me and Pinkamena666 have joined together to create our own story.
Jeff the Killer Pony has had an easy life of killing in Manehatten. But when he reads in the newspaper about a bundle of disappearences in Ponyville he starts to suspect foul play and that another killer is doing his job. But when he meets the killer will he also meet his match?

Published 2013-04-14 09:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-14 09:50:01 UTC

Enter: Jeff the Killer Pony

It was a dark night in Manehatten and at a very old house there sat a white unicorn with a gray hoodie, black hair, a bloody cut in smile, eyelids burnt off and a cutie mark of a bloody smile with a knife behind it. This pony happened to be the notorious killer: Jeff the Killer Pony.

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ahhh what a night. I just got done slaughtering another victim.' He thought to himself.

His horn then started glowing bloody red and a whiskey bottle appeared out of nowhere. He then started drinking it when suddenly a newspaper blew through the window and smacked into Jeff's face.

"Grrr. Damn wind. Always blowing junk into my face." The psychotic pony grumbled.

He then used his magic to get it off and then read the headline.

Local Resident Missing And Gruesome Murder.

On the night of March 3rd local resident: Lyra Heartstrings of Ponyville was reported missing and her roomate and best friend Sweetie Drops or Bon Bon dead. When the neighbors were asked what happened they could only say that there was struggling and noises coming from Lyra and Bon Bon's house and glass smashing and crazed laughter going out. When they contacted the authorities they found the house in shambles, Lyra nowhere to be seen and Bon Bon's stomach ripped open and her neck sliced. Plus a bloody message that read 'LYRA AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN.' Citizens are advised not to go out during the night until the culprit is caught. More on this story on page 254

After reading it the killer pony had steam coming out of his ears and he grabbed a knife and slashed at the paper until it was bits and then tossed it in the garbage.

"Grrrrrrrr. Somepony else is murdering ponies in Equestria. This I will not stand for!!!! There's only room enough in Equestria for one killer and his name is Jeff the Killer Pony..... Grrrrrr. When I find that other killer I am going to stab into him/her so many times that even his/her insides were start to bleed!!" Jeff shouted in anger.

He then started bucking all over the house and then when he was done he was breathing heavily. But then the breathing was replaced with insane laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Looks like Ponyville is gonna get a surprise visit from Ol' Jeff here. Look out other killer, when we meet you had better be asking for mercy... for which I will have none." He mumbled.

The white unicorn then and put his knife in his hoodie pocket and put the hood over his head, walked out the door to the train station.

Jeff the Killer Pony got onto the next train to Ponyville and got a seat in the darkest part of the train. He watched outside as the train started moving and reminicing that fateful day when he slaughtered his entire family.

"Jeff, what are you doing?" Jeff's mom asked.

"I couldn't keep smiling mommy. It hurt after awhile. Now, I can smile forever." Jeff responded.

"Jeff, your eyes!"

"I couldn't see my face. I got tired and my eyes started to close. I burned out the eyelids so I could forever see myself; my new face."

Jeff's mom then started backing away slowly.

"What's wrong mommy? Aren't I beautiful?"

"Yes son, yes you are. L-let me go get daddy, so he can see your face."

The mother then trotted into Jeff's dad's bedroom and shook him awake.

"Honey, call the mental asylum we..." She started but stopped shen she saw her son standing in the doorway, levitatin a knife.

"Mommy, you lied." He said. Then in a few seconds he thrust the knife through his parents as he watched them bleed to death.

Jeff's brother, Liu woke up from his slumber when he heard a strange noise. He looked all over his room but didn't see anything. He then went back to sleep but then felt as if somepony was watching him. He looked up, before Jeff's hoof covered his mouth. He slowly raised the knife ready to plunge it into Liu. Liu thrashed here and there trying to escape Jeff's grip. The last thing he heard before the knife plunged into his stomach was,

"Shhhhhhh, just go to sleep."

If he wasn't completely crazy he would've been full of grief and guilt over killing his own family, instead he was silently chuckling to himself over his very first kills.

'Heh. Here I am reminicing when I should think about who this mysterious other killer is. Although I've heard murder rarely happens in Ponyville. But when I get there this killer is gonna wish he/she hadn't tried to take my job.' He thought to himself.

He then continued laughing to himself as Luna's moon turned bloody red.

Pinkamena Origins:

Jeff the Killer Pony

Laying Territory

The train came to a stop and ponies began getting off. Jeff followed behind the ponies and started looking at Ponyville. Lot of the buildings were shorter, not a skyscraper in sight.

'Hm. So this is the famous Ponyville. They saw that six ponies gathered together with the Elements of Harmony and defeated Nightmare Moon and Discord. But they haven't seen the gruesomest killer of all time: Jeff the Killer Pony. And this other killer will soon know my name and fear me. And all of Ponyville heh heh heh.' Jeff thought to himself.

He trotted into the town square and saw plenty of ponies talking with each other.

'Hm. Plenty of potential victims. But so many to choose from. Why not choose one when you can choose as many as you want.' Jeff thought to himself.

Then suddenly he saw a pink blur come straight up to him and the blur happened to be a pink pony with a puffy hair and tail with three balloons as a cutie mark. She was speaking incredibly fast that he couldn't understand a word coming out of her mouth. He then tried his best not to quickly draw his knife and cut out her vocal cords.

"Could you please slow down a little I can't understand a thing coming out of your bloody wonking mouth." The killer pony said.

"Sorry. I'm Pinkie Pie, party thrower extroadinere. Where do you come from?" The pink pony asked.

"Manehatten." Jeff answered.

"That's so cool. What's your name?" Pinkie asked.

"The name's Jeff." The psycho pony answered.

"That's a nice, simple name. Since your new here to Ponyville I'm gonna throw you the best 'Welcome to Ponyville Party' Ever!" The pink pony shouted.

"Um... Uh uh.... That's quite alright. I don't need a party. I've been to one before I came here." Jeff lied.

"Yeah... But it's not a pinkie party." Pinkie said.

"Well... Did you read in the news. Lyra Heartstrings is missing and her roomate Bon Bon was found dead. Shocking isn't it?" The killer pony asked.

Then he noticed that Pinkie was at a lost for words and had sweat going down her face.

"Uhhh... Yeah that is pretty tragic. I hope they catch the culprit." She said,

"Well I gotta go."

She then trotted off and Jeff shouted,

"What about my party?!"

"Maybe next time!!!" The pink pony shouted back.

Jeff was pretty confused by that.... But he didn't have time. He'd have to wait till night time until he could kill somepony. But it would soon be worth the wait.

Luna's moon shined over Ponyville. One Cheerilee was trotting back home from the Ponyville Schoolhouse. She was two miles away when she heard some banging. She trotted up into the ally and looked all over but didn't see anything.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." A voice said.

"Who's there?" Cheerilee asked.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"

"Is somepony playing a joke on me?"

"Heh heh heh heh heh."

"Knock it off! Come out!!"

Cheerilee backed up a little getting a little scared. She then felt like she was being watched. She quickly looked behind her and stared in horror at one of the most terrifying things in the world. It was face... not an ordinary face. It looked demonic, psychotic even. And that smile it looked like it couldn't ever stop and the eyes... the eyes that looked like they stared into your very soul. And the voice that came from it... the voice a psychotic pony.

"GO. TO. SLEEP." The voice said.

Then she felt a pain in her neck and saw that a knife was stabbed into it. The knife was then thrusted into her stomach and ripped right out. She felt very weak and the blood was pouring out of her fast... she fell onto the ground and got a real good look at the pony she was attacked by. He was white, with black hair and a gray hoodie. And the smile looked like it was cut on judging by the blood on it. And the eyes that always stared.... the eyelids weren't there.... and they didn't look like they were giving out.

"Don't worry... It's nap time. And if you do find an afterlife..... Tell the victims of this other killer that there's somepony else in Equestria and it isn't big enough for the both of us." The mad pony said.

Then all went dark.

Jeff looked at the deceased body. Pleased with his work and then he dipped his hoofs into the late Cheerilee's blood and then wrote his iconical message: GO. TO. SLEEP. And next to it he wrote another message:

There's a new killer in town. And whoever this other killer is... you better watch out or you'll be the next victim.... Equestria is my territory and I'm letting you take the spotlight away from me. And don't even think about trying to find me... because I WILL FIND YOU. Better watch your back.

Crossing a Line

Jeff felt satisfied after killing Cheerilee and then found an old, abandoned house in the dark side of Ponyville and made that his temporary home. After settling down he read the headline of the newspaper.

Another Killer in Ponyville

It looks like Ponyville doesn't have just one killer but two. Just last night school house teacher Cheerilee was found dead in a dark allyway with the bloody message 'GO. TO. SLEEP.' above her and also a message to the other killer saying that Equestria isn't big enough for the both of them and doesn't appreciate him/her taking his job. Now citizens of Ponyville are advised not to go outside during night time at all until both of these killers are caught.

'Heh heh. I bet with a couple more kills I'll drag that other killer out into the open and then I'll gut him/her to pieces.' Jeff thought dreamily.

Night time was supposed to be quiet but obviously not at the home of Vinyl Scratch A.K.A. DJ Pon-3 and Octavia. The cello playing earth pony was trying to get some sleep but noises kept coming from downstairs. She dragged herself downstairs and opened the door to the basement and saw her roomate playing her turntable and music extremely loud. She tried shouting but it turned out useless, she then unplugged the turntable.

"Hey what's the... Oh hey Octy." Vinyl said.

"Hey Octy?.... It is six p.m. and I'm trying to sleep and your down here playing your turntable extremely loud!" Octavia shouted annoyed.

"Hey... I had trouble sleeping too due to your cello playing but you didn't see me complaining." The disc jockey pony said.

"Huff. Just come upstairs when your ready to go to sleep." The cellist pony said.

She then put the plug back in and trotted upstairs putting earplugs in her ears. Vinyl then continued playing her music when suddenly the music came to a complete stop.

"What the?"

She trotted over to the plug and saw that somepony had cut the wire.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." A voice said.

"Huh? Somepony there?" The disc jockey asked.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"Octy? Is that you?"

"Oh no. Not Octy."

Suddenly she felt a sudden pain in her neck and saw a blade in it. She turned around to look into the insane face of Jeff the Killer Pony.

"Just Jeff."

Vinyl then fell onto the ground and then her vision was starting to fade and then all she could see was darkness.

Octavia was sleeping peacefully, but then she felt something weird. Her friend Vinyl Scratch hadn't come back up yet. She then trotted out of the bedroom and then opened the door to the basement.

"Um.... Vinyl? You alright?" She called out.

She then noticed her friend on the ground on her stomach.

"There you are.... Alright get up." Octavia said.

Vinyl didn't respond.

"Um... Did you hear me?"

She still didn't get an answer.

"Have you been drinking again?"

Octavia then trotted over to Vinyl and turned her over. She then looked in horror to find that she was dead. She then backed away in horror when suddenly a knife thrust right through her stomach and she looked into the face of Jeff the Killer Pony who said,

"GO. TO. SLEEP."

Then she fell onto the ground... dead.

Jeff looked at the deceased Vinyl and Octavia and chuckled to himself.

'This is pretty good. But not good enough.' He thought to himself.

Before leaving he put his usual bloody message and trotted off.

At Sugercube Corner Mr. and Mrs. Cake were working overtime getting baked goods ready.

"Uh honey have you seen Pinkie?" Mr. Cake asked.

"She said she had something work on in the basement. Said it required privacy." Mrs. Cake responded.

"Huh... Usually she offers us help with something not do it on herself." The yellow earth pony said.

"Yeah... She's been awfully distant... She won't even talk to us or ask us for help." The blue earth pony said.

Suddenly the power went out.

"Uh sweetie... Did you remember to pay the electricity bill?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"Yes.... I do remember. Maybe the powers acting funny again." Mr. Cake said.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." A voice said.

"Honey was that you?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"No... Was it you?" Mr. Cake asked.

"Nope." The blue earth pony said.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!"

"Um... Whoever is there could you please.... Graagh." Mrs. Cake tried to say but didn't finish.

"Sweetie... Are you alright?" Mr. Cake asked.

He then smelled something funny.... blood. The lights then came back on and he was looking at the dead body of his wife.

"No.. no no no no no no." Mr. Cake said over and over hoping this wasn't real.

"Oh yes." The voice said.

Suddenly Mr. Cake felt a sharp jab into his head and then fell dead onto the groud.

Jeff the Killer Pony looked at the deceased married couple and said,

"That should be enough to drag him/her out of hiding."

He then put his bloody 'GO. TO. SLEEP.' message on a wall and then noticed a stray cupcake on the ground. He levitated it with his magic and brought it up to him.

"Well all this killing has worked up an appetite. Over the lips, through the gums, look out stomach here it comes." The killer pony said.

He then took a bite from the cupcake and then chewed it all up and swallowed it. Suddenly he felt kinda light-headed.

"Ohhhhhhhh. Suddenly I feel not as strong as usual... What was in that cupcake? .... So... tired. Can't.... stay...... awake...." Jeff said wearily.

He then fell onto the ground unconscious. Although his eyes were unable to close forever he was snoring which meant that he was asleep.

Jeff meets Pinkamena

Jeff came out of unconsciousness and noticed he was in some sort of dark room. He tried to move but a leather strap was attached to his head. He tried moving his hooves but braces around his chest and limbs glued him to a rack formed from a series of sturdy planks, which spread his back hooves wide apart.

"What the fuck?! What's going on here?!" Jeff shouted confused.

"Oh goodie.... You're awake." A voice said.

Jeff peered into the darkness and out came Pinkie... but she looked different. Her hair and tail were flat and smooth and she had a crazy look on her face.

"You again? Pinkie could you get me outta here so I can find the deadbeat that trapped me?!" The killer pony shouted.

"It's not Pinkie... It's Pinkamena Diane Pie and I'm the one who put you there." The pink pony said.

"Well this is a big mistake... Once I get outta here your deadmeat!!!" Jeff shouted,

"But not as deadmeat when I find the other killer that killed Bon Bon and kidnapped Lyra."

"Don't you see.. I'm the somepony who did that." Pinkamena said.

The killer pony was then a little confused. The friendly pink pony who greeted him was the other killer. Well she did act a little suspicious when the murder kidnapping happened. Well they always said 'nopony suspects the friendly pony.'

"You got some nerve being a killer. In case you didn't know.... Jeff's just one part of my name. My full name is Jeff the Killer Pony. In case you didn't know I don't take kindly to other ponies stealing my thunder. Equestria ain't big enough for two killers. There's only room for one... And his name is Jeff." The killer pony boasted.

"Shut it!" Pinkamena shouted,

"I'm in a bad mood... Why? Because you killed the ponies whoose numbers I pulled already."

"Sorry toots but the early bird guts the worm." Jeff said.

He then tossed back his hood revealing his terrifying face.

"Meh. I've seen scarier." The crazed pink pony said.

"You'd better be scared, bitch. And you better cling close to your friends because once I get outta here you and your friends are dead." The crazed white unicorn said.

"Don't give me jazz about damn friends.... I don't have any!!" Pinkamena shouted,

"I used to have friends then one day I decided to invite them to my pet aligator Gummy's after-birthday party. They said they were too busy but I suspected foul play. So I decided to spy on my so called friends but it led me to nowhere. Worse one of my friends, Applejack lied to me. I then decided to interrigate one of my friends Twilight Sparkle's assistant Spike and then I kinda told him to tell me that my friends weren't interested in my parties and they didn't want to be my friends anymore. Then I went into a slump and had to make up friends out of inanimate objects to celebrate the party. Although after a while and serious pulling against my will to Sweet Apple Acres I realized they were planning a super secret surprise party. I was relived and happy at first but I will still very angry and mad at them were lieing to me. After a few months I couldn't take it anymore so I let loose and gave into my anger. Ever since then I devoted my life to killing ponies and making them into cupcakes and waiting for the very moment when I would pull one of my former friends numbers and get revenge. Now I have more stress on my hooves. When I drew Cheerilee's. Vinyl Scratch's, Octavia's and Mr. and Mrs. Cake's numbers I was ready to kill them. But then I read in the newspaper that a 'certain somepony' killed them before me. So I drugged a cupcake and put it in the kitchen and waited for the other killer to eat it and now here you are."

"Pfff. That's your plan and origin? My family and I moved to Manehatten after Dad got a job promotion. Me and my brother Liu were having a hard time fitting in. But then I started feeling this strange feeling. But I didn't know what it was. Then one day when me and Liu were waiting for the bus to the Manehatten High School for Unicorns three bullies tried to get me and Liu to hand them our money. My bro tried to stand up to them but he didn't. Then that feeling came back again, stronger. I then trotted up to the leader and told him to back the fuck up. He told me or what? And I pounded him in the nose. Then me and the bullies got in a fight and I felt great... I felt fast, strong, powerful. I took them down very easily. Liu was very confused but didn't ask we then decided get the hell outta there and never speak of it again. The next day two royal guard ponies were at the door and they had witnesses who saw me beat the stuffing out of those bullies. Liu stood up for me and confessed to the crime... I pleaded to them and tried to tell them I did it but Liu kept up the act. The royal guard then took him away to juvie.... I couldn't see him for an entire year!!! Months passed and our neighbor's son's birthday came up. Mom and Dad were all dressed up but all I could find was this grey hoodie. We then trotted over next door and Mom told me to play with other ponies. Everypony there was playing cowboys and indians. One filly tried to get me to play but I told him I was too old for it. Although he gave me two large puppy dog eyes and I agreed eventually. But then the three bullies from months ago came here and then started beating the stuffing out of me and a bottle of wine was smashed into my face. Then the feeling came back but this time it had taken over and then I lost control and started fighting back. I killed them but not before one of them lit my face on fire. I woke up in the hospital but bandages were over my face and I couldn't hear a thing. Then when it was time to take off the bandages I looked at my face.... It was.... beautiful. A large curved smile, face all leathery and white, my hair no longer brown but black, and my eyes always staring at that face. But over time I couldn't keep it my face started hurting and my eyes tried to close. I then cut a smile onto my face so I could always smile and I burnt out my eye lids so I could stare at my new face... FOREVER. But my parents didn't agree with me... they lied to me... tried to put me in an insane asylum. I couldn't allow that so I gutted them alive. I then snuck into my brother's room, he had gotten out of juvie due to evidence, and climbed onto him. I put my hoof on his mouth and lifted my hoof with a knife in it and said,

'Shhhhhhhhhh, just go to sleep.'

I brought the knife down and he was dead in seconds. Now here I am years later."

"Heh... Your a mess. And your family was pathetic." Pinkamena insulted.

"Hey! I may enjoyed killing them but I don't take kindly to anypony making of them!" Jeff shouted in anger.

"Too bad. Your stuck to that slab and a magic inhibitor ring is on your horn. You can't get out. My assisstant made sure of that... Isn't that right Apple Bloom?" The crazy pink pony asked.

Then on cue a little yellow filly with a red mane and bow in her hair came out of the shadows.

"That's right Miss Pinkamena." She said.

"You corrupted a little filly. Impressive but what's even more impressive is THIS." Jeff said.

Suddenly he pulled incredibly hard on his shackles and broke free of them and tossed the magic inhibitor ring right off. He then levitated the two and threw them against a wall. He then reached into one of his hoodie pockets and pulled out his knife.

"Now we're going have some fun." He said.

Finale

Jeff slowly approached the two with the knife in his hoof and his crazy look. He was close enough to them and then lifted the knife about to strike but Pinkamena headbutted him causing him to lose his focus on the magic. Pinkamena then bucked him in the face sending him flying into a table which broke. Jeff got up wearily and felt the blood on his lip. He then licked it with his tounge and swallowed.

"That's a firm strike. But not firm enough. I'll gut you to pieces and I'll be the only killer in Equestria." The white killer unicorn said.

"Let's see you put those damn words to the fucking test." Pinkamena taunted,

"Apple Bloom. Get back. This might get ugly."

"Very well Miss Pinkamena." Apple Bloom said trotting off upstairs.

Pinkamena grabbed the nearest weapon: a scalpel from a cart and pointed it at Jeff.

The two then charged at each other and their blades clashed together. They're blades clashed all over the place but Jeff tossed the scalpel out of Pinkamena's hoof.

"Now you're weaponless. There can only be room for one killer and that killer is me." The crazed white unicorn said.

Pinkamena then shoved him into a pile of bones and he grabbed a butcher's knife from the cart. He then tossed it at Jeff but he ducked just in time.

"Pathetic." Jeff insulted.

The crazed white unicorn then threw his knife and it dove into the crazed pink pony's hoof rendering it useless. Jeff then teleported over to Pinkamena and yanked his knife outta Pinkamena's hoof. Before Jeff could thrust his knife Pinkamena quickly got a kitchen knife and blocked Jeff's knife.

"Grrrrrrr." Pinkamena went.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." Jeff laughed.

Both knifes kept clanging against each other until Jeff's knife stabbed into Pinkamena's hoof carying the knife. He then thrusted his knife into the last two hooves immobilizing the pink pony. The crazed white unicorn then licked the blood off of his knife and slowly approached Pinkamena. She was then put up against the wall and Jeff said,

"It's over. I'm the superior killer... I've been at this game for a long time and you've only been at this for a couple months. Now.... GO. TO. SLEEP."

"Go ahead. I don't even care. Even if I am dead I'll come back and kill these stupid ponies in death." Pinkamena said.

Jeff was sort of impressed. This little pink pony was desperate to kill ponies even in death. Then a thought came into his head. He then put the knife back into his pocket and said,

"You know. You're not too bad...... You know over the years I never had somepony to spend time with. You've made my night most exciting."

"Y-y-y-you mean... You enjoy my company?" Pinkamena asked.

"More or less. I like your way of killing ponies and the way you keep them from escaping. I usually do it quick but you... you savor every moment....." Jeff said.

Suddenly the two heard voices. Pinkamena recognized those voices.

"It's the royal guard and Princess Celestia. They can't find us here.... They'll know that we're both culprits of the murders." She said.

"Don't you worry. I'll get you outta here." The crazed white unicorn said.

His horn then lit up and the two teleported out of the basement.

The two appeared in the town square.

"Why'd you save me?" Pinkamena asked.

"We killers gotta stick together I guess." Jeff answered.

The two were pretty quiet for awhile when Jeff broke the silence.

"Well... Maybe we got off on the wrong hoof. Why don't we be friends?" He asked.

"I don't know..... I kidnapped a lot of ponies and tried to get them to be my friends but when they got out they called the cops." Pinkamena said grimly.

"Please. I'll make sure those cops, royal guard and Princess Celestia never find out about your secret." Jeff reasured.

"You... You mean that?" The pink pony asked.

"Indeed. In fact here's a gift." The white unicorn said.

He then reached into his pocked and put his knife into Pinkamena's hoof.

"My special knife... Take it I got others. That knife is extremely sharp and it'll take quick work of your victims." He explained.

"Thanks I guess." Pinkamena said.

"Well I gotta get back to Manehatten. Out there are potential victims.... And.... do you like my face?" Jeff asked.

"I love it." The pink pony said.

"Never got a compliment..... Just one more thing before I go." The white unicorn said.

He then quickly kissed Pinkamena on the lips, lit up his horn and before he disappeared he said,

"See you around.... Pinkie winkie."

With those final words he disappeared into the night. Pinkamena was surprised.... he kissed her. She never felt this way and blushed slightly.

"Hey Pinkie!!!" She heard somepony shout.

Her hair and tail then puffed up and saw Twilight run up to her.

"The royal guard heard lound sounds coming from Sugercube Corner. You alright?" She asked.

"I'm fine.... Just great." Pinkie said looking up into the sky as Luna's Moon shined.

Epilogue

Present Day

Jeff trotted into his home after going through his night routine and sat in a chair and drank from a whiskey bottle.

'Ahhhhh. Another perfect night for killing.' He thought to himself.

Immediately a letter scooted under the door and Jeff levitated it with his magic and read it.

Dear Jeff,

It's been a long time since we've seen each other. I took your advice and I've gotten better as a killer. I still think back to that time when we met. And.... when you kissed me. It was the first time I was actually liked for who I was. Also...... No matter how far apart we are we'll always be great friends. Pinkie Promise.... Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

Sincerally,

Your Best Friend and Fellow Killer,

Pinkamena Diane Pie.

Jeff read that letter a couple times more and felt a warm feeling inside him. He got out of his chair and looked out the window and saw Ponyville.

'One day I'll visit you and we'll kill together. Maybe we'll become partners. But until that day...... you'll always be in my mind.... Pinkie Winkie.' He thought outload.

THE END.