Chapter Two

Oh, Hai Mark

In a moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again. In a metaphorical term. And the portal was behind them. Yeah.

So, our two heroes walked into a bubble, and out of another.
Which is fucking impossible.
Seriously, physics, make sense please.
Four-Dimensional objects, please

"HOW DOES THIS WORK. I MEAN. WE WALKED OUT OF A BUBBLE, AFTER GOING INTO ONE.
WE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE SHRUNKEN DOWN OR SOMETHING AND BE INSIDE A BUBBLE.
THIS MAKES NO SEEENNSSEEE!!" Mark shouted, his hands waving around in sheer confusion, and then sitting down, rubbing his head. Jamie moving to sit beside him.

Well, the one that CAN'T hear me agrees.

Anyway, as our two heroes touch down by a bright blue pond, they look around, Mark still rambling on about why this couldn't POSSIBLY happen. EVER.

The two were by the side of a large-ish pond, the reflection of the sky making it blue. On the opposite side of the lake, was 2 small hills, with a small amount of shrubbery on the left hill. The right hill, was only half there, with a cliff on the one side. On the top of this hill was a gnarled tree, leaning over the edge of the cliff. In the distance, was a small mountain range, curved and undulating, with multiple pine trees strewn about it.

"I MEAN, REALLY NOW, IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, LIKE WH~"
"Well, this seems to be, well. Interesting?" James says, laughing, as he covered his friends mouth, as he turned his upper body around, to see what was behind him. "I mean, we have made a portal, we are in Equestria, and OH GOD."

The reason for his outburst was pretty damn apparent, as he had been knocked to the floor, rather heavily, with the pink pony on top of his stomach, her forelegs on his shoulders, her nose just inches from his, and a wide grin plastered onto her face.

"HEY. My name is Pinkie Pie, What's yours?!" She said excitedly, bouncing up and down on top of him.

Well then. Not even two minutes in, and getting fris~

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, FUCK YOU"
"H-HEY, I WAS JUST EXCITED, I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI!"

Sorry, jeez..

"What the fuck are you two talking about?" Mark said, laughing slightly, as he looked at the two on the floor, watching a slight blush appear on their cheeks. Interestingly, Pinkie's blush was a dark pink in colour, slightly darker than her hair. Chuckling lightly, he turned round, away from the lake. And then he noticed the second pony.
This second pony was a lavender colour, with a dark purple mane. The mane, and tail, were in a straight cut, with a bright pink stripe down the middle. There were a few semi partings in her mane and tail, showing a little of her coat under it.

On her flank was a marking, of five white, six -pointed stars, around a larger pink star, with the points of a small white star visible behind it. Her eyes, again very large, had dark purple irises, and on her head was a spiral horn.
Her head was on the side, looking quizzically at Mark.

"Uh. Good day. It seems you can talk, so you are most likely sentient. What are you? And.. Pinkie! Get off of it.."

"SORRY TWILIGHT" Pinkie jumped off of James, giggling as she did. However, she did step in a rather... unfortunate place.
"FUUUUCKKK!!!!"

As James assumed the fetal position, crying slightly inside for his future children, Mark shook his head slowly, and then chuckled slightly. "Well, my name is Mark. And that faggot there is called James. Twilight, and Pinkie, yes?"

"YEPYEPTHATSME.OH, HAI MARK. OOOH. I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING." And then silence.

"Did she just...teleport?" Mark asked, laughing hard. I mean, it isn't everyday you see a god damn pink pony vanish instantaneously.

"No. she Pinkieported. Don't ask. Anyway..Could you follow me? I would like to ask a few questions about you two?" Twilight looked at the pair, James slowly getting up, and then shook her head slowly. "If that is ok..?"

"Sure"
"As long as my jewels don't get stepped on again."

Hahaha.

"FUCK YOU. Anyway. MARK. ASSUME THE COMMANDO POSITION" James said, chuckling slightly.
"Why?"
"Cuz, well. We are two unknown creatures in a strange world, for us anyway. We don't want to make everyone panic, do we?"
Twilight nodded at this, and watched, with no small amount of curiosity, watched as the two strange creatures, Mark from his sitting position, and James from his laying position, maneuvered themselves to be on their hands and knees. Rather similar to a pony, she noted.

-10 minutes, and a lot of sneaky shit later-

"OUCH."

And that was the sound of Mark standing up, his knees collapsing spectacularly, and then falling over. Twilight looked behind her, then shook her head slightly, before giggling. James, meanwhile, simply crawled over Mark, making sure to step on his head, before maneuvering himself to sit cross-legged.

"Fuck you, James." Came a muffled response from the floor, laughing slightly, before stretching his arms and legs out, kicking the door closed of Twilight Sparkle's Treehouse.

As in, it was a tree, made into a house, with windows, a balcony, the whole shebang. It was a rather large tree, and there was even a room in the leaves, as well as a balcony at the very top of the tree, with a telescope.
It was also the town library.
Seriously, one big tree.

"Don't kick my door!" Twilight says, rather irritated sounding.
"Sorry, Mother." Mark said, laughing, before stretching up, then standing up slowly, stretching his arms up. Realizing this was the first time Twilight had seen him stand, he looked over at the lavender mare.

And was greeted by an expression of pure terror.
"Y-y-you're human?!"

Author's Note

So, Chapter 2 done.
Hope you all enjoy. :)

Next chapter will be out tomorrow or the day after. :3