Chapter 5

Of Cupcakes

So, the terrible foursome walk towards Sugarcube Corner, the bakery. James, Rainbow Dash, Mark, and his faithful hat, Applebloom, all chuckling over Mark's and Applebloom's idiocy of not seeing the giant store looking like it was made of cakes, pastries, gingerbread, all manner of sweet treats.

YEAH. FUCKING CAKES. I mean, it is rather hard to miss. Also, Remember me?

"OH, GO AWAY!" James said loudly, then facepalmed, as the other three looked at him in confusion.
"Umm...what?" Mark said, laughing, stopping outside the door to SugarCube Corner, and looking at James..
"Don't ask."

Mark laughed, then opened the door to the bakery, smiling ever so slightly, as a loud, giggling voice was heard. "HEY MARK, HEY APPLEBLOOM!"
Then, a blur of pink sped into Mark, a veritable mass of pink, fluffy, giggling pony, slamming into Mark's chest, flipping Applebloom off of his head, as James dived forward to catch her, Rainbow Dash grabbing the basket of apples and moving it to safety, as Mark and Pinkie Pie were bowled over together, to come to rest a few metres from the door of the bakery in the street. Laughing lightly, James, Rainbow, and Applebloom looked at the pair, Pinkie on top of the human, her flanks in the air as she nuzzled his neck, a deep blush forming on Mark's cheeks.
"Pinkie! G-get off! Every time.." Mark laughed, pushing Pinkie off slowly, but giving her a slight hug. "But, nice to see you too!"
Pinkie giggled slightly, moving off of Mark, and then grabbing his hand in her mouth, pulling him lightly towards the bakery. Sighing, Mark looked at James and Rainbow Dash, and said, very simply. "Not a word. At all."
Smirking, James and Rainbow Dash looked at each other, before Rainbow pulled James down, and whispered in his ear. James and Dash started to chuckle together, before Applebloom smirked, and said quietly. "So, when is tha group wedding, huh?"

So, everyone except AppleBloom blushing furiously, they enter the Bakery. Finally. The interior of Sugarcube Corner was pretty similar to the front. Cake-like. The entire place looked like it was carved out of gingerbread. There was an Umbrella stand filled with giant candy canes, the pillars looked like sticks of rock, even the wall decorations were sweets. A wondrous place indeed.

James' mouth was wide open, looking at all the pastries on display. Heaven is a place in Equestria. He thought, laughing out loud. "MOFRICKIN SWWEETS. I want them all." He shouted, drooling slightly. Mark facepalmed, and then grabbed his friend's chin, closing his mouth up. Sighing, Mark handed over the basket of apples to Pinkie.

"Ooooh! Thank you! These will go in the next batch of Apple Pies! That's...30 bits for the Apple Family. And here you two go!" She handed Applebloom a bag of golden coins, and then 5 separate coins, and giving the same amount to Mark.
"For my two delivery-ponies-humans....YEAH! MY DELIVERYTHINGS." AppleBloom facehoofed, then her face lit up as Pinkie gave her a mini cupcake.
"THANK YOUUU!

And with that, there was a distinct lack of Applebloom. Looking around, everyone faceappendaged, then laughed lightly. Pinkie, now magically in between Mark and Rainbow Dash, pulled them in, her back hoof grabbing James' hand, and pulling him into the group hug as well.

"NOW. WHO WANTS TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!" Pinkie said loudly. Dash, weirdly, got a little shiver of terror at these words, but ignored it. "Nah, you know I'm bad at cooking, Pinkie. Lets do pranks soon though!"

"Awww...Ok Dash! Have fun with whatever you're doing today!"
Dash nodded, and then flew out of the shop.

And with that, the fun began~

"Alright, what do we have?" Pinkie Pie asked. She threw every cupboard door in the entire shop open and bounced around trying to find all of the necessary ingredients for her cupcakes. "Cup of flour, something sweet, not sour, a pinch of salt and a teaspoon of vanilla...vanilla? Where's the vanilla? How can we not have vanilla?"

Turning behind her, she saw that her two minions were already searching through boxes, until ~
"VANILLA!" James said, tossing a box of vanilla flavouring to Pinkie.
"Thanks James!"

~~~A few Hours later~~~

Mess, mess everywhere. And a lot of laughter. Mark looked like a ghost from the amount of flour on him, James had chocolate in his hair, and Pinkie...was completly clear. Somehow.

"Pinkie, you are like an anomaly in logic, and it's hilarious." Mark said, laughing, before getting almost blasted backwards. Pinkie was blowing on him, somehow at the force of a hurricane, and then smiled, tackling him too the ground and hugging him. She had also got every last bit of flour off of him.

Then, gently, she nuzzled into his neck, sighing contently. Blushing lightly, Mark sighed, then wrapped his arms around her midriff, pulling her close. Feeling her breath lightly on his neck, he blushed brighter, and squirmed.

"Well. I'm gonna go. Leave you two to yer own devices" James said, chuckling slightly,
"God damn it James!" Mark laughed, then looked back at Pinkie, to see her muzzle only a few inches away from his mouth.

"Pink-"

Author's Note

CUPCAKES MOTHER BUCKERS.

I liked writing this chapter. :D