Getting Your Wish

by DJ-LUN3RDA5H

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Other, Romance, Discord
Length: 6720

What happens after a guy wishes himself off to Equestria and gets stuck there? He changes the fate of an entire nation and reveals discords origins and how Celestia and Luna came to power.

What happens when you wish on an exploding star? You get your wish that's what! But what happens after a guy wishes himself off to Equestria and gets stuck there? How does one human effect the fate and future of all of Equestira. He shall reveal not only Discords orgain but how Celestia and Luna both came to power. His future is not a bright one but for the sake of all of the ponies he has to fight many foes, some of them old friends.

Oh yeah and some human-Rainbow shipping got to have that somewhere am I right? You have been warned!

Published 2013-04-27 08:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-10 20:07:56 UTC

Wishing on a star.

The sun was setting and the sky was starting to darken, this was his favorite time of day when the sky was colored with a variety of dark blues but the horizon in the distance still had it's warm orange glow. He was laying down on a blanket out in the middle of a fairly large open area of land covered in lush green grass just to gaze at the sky as stars started to wink into existence right before his very eyes. The reason he was out and so far away from home was simple it was April twenty-second and that night until midnight there was predicted to be a meteor shower with an estimate of a hundred meteors an hour going across the night sky. It was a site he did not want to miss out on and was determined to see.

The last of the stars had come out when it started slowly with just a streak across the night sky but it slowly started to pick up and he watched as the lights flew across the sky the site bringing a smile to his lips as an old memory washed over him a saying that every parent told their children as they grew up. "If you wish on a falling star your wish will come true. But don't tell anyone what you wished for until it comes true or it never will."

"If only." He sighed as he reached up to the sky watching the meteors fly between his fingers. But he was no fool no he knew that those things flying in the sky weren't stars they were chunks of rocks not stars even if wishing on a falling star worked it would be almost impossible to find one as they were usually huge things that would most of the time only fall into a black holes orbit, that and they also burn for thousands of years so everyone was pretty much out of luck in the wish granting department.

Or so he thought, while looking at the space between his index and middle finger he watched as a star grew brighter then disappeared like someone just flipped a light switch on it causing it to go out. He sat up on his blanket and stared in disbelief. "Well I'll be damned I think I just saw a sun supernova. Now if anything counts as a falling star that would be it."

So he went into thought thinking about what he would wish for. Money? Eternal youth? Power? To be a ruler of his own land? A glass of Chocolate milk to appear in his hand just so his stupid in ability to chose wouldn't waste a perfectly good wish? No he settled on something. "Ok I wish that I could go to Equestria even if it was for just one day." He spoke confidently. Then he waited and nothing happened. "Knew it was too good to be true at least I saw something cool. Oh shit! What if there was life on a planet orbiting that star? Ohh that would really be a bad day, and here I am wishing on the possible deaths of billions."

He lazed back onto his blanket and looked up at the spot where the star used to be, only now a red glint caught his eye and the glint slowly started to grow bigger and bigger heading straight for him he scrambled to his feet as a flaming rock about thirty meters wide broke the atmosphere and started heading right for him. He knew the rock was far too large for him to try to escape the impact zone so the man sighed and accepted his fate. "This is what I get for wishing on a supernova that might have killed billions. Ok show me what you got." He said as he braced himself for death.

"One wish down two to go." A mysterious voice spoke.

~{G}~{Y}~{W}~

A loud ringing filled his ears and he could see nothing but white. As his vision started to focus and the ringing in his ears died down he started to notice his surroundings slowly. He sat in a forest surrounded by trees holding his head in his hands when the ringing finally died down he started to hear it. Voices in the distance he couldn't make out what they were saying but he followed them regardless. It was an early morning and sun had just begun to rise the forests thick canopy was blocking most of the light from the sun but every couple of yards a ray of light would break through and pour onto the forest floor lighting it up. When he reached the forest edge the man tripped and stumble down a short way till he landed on a small dirt path. When his gaze fell on the village the dirt path led to his jaw dropped.

"Oh hell no." The man said shaking his head and pinching himself, "Nope. Nope. No way not possible. Just a really lucid dream that's all. I'll just sit here and wait till I wake up that's all. Yeah.... Good." The man sat on the ground for a few minutes staring the down the village in the distance as he waited for his dream to end. "Oh screw this I can't just sit here that's Ponyville over there for gods-sake." He promptly stood up and made a mad dash for the town in the distance just as it's residents were starting to wake up.

As the human started to stroll through the town he looked in wonder at the houses and buildings that surrounded them it was then that he heard a familiar voice off in the distance as he followed it he came across none other than Pinkie Pie loading sacks of flour and sugar from a cart while humming a tune to herself. The man went to go run towards her to say hello, but an evil grin spread across his face as he came up with an idea. When the pink pony went inside of Sugarcube Corner with her load he set his plan in action.

When she came out of the building to grab the next load of flour she happily trotted up to the cart and removed the sack of flour. "Boo" The human shouted when the sack was removed scaring the party pony into jumping and dropping the on her head covering her with flour. Seeing the usually pink party pony covered from head to hoof in flour the human chuckled.

"What's wrong Pinkie? You look white as a sheet, did I scare you?" He said as he got off the cart and started to pick up what was left of the sack of flour.

Pinkie stared at the human for a while before a huge grin broke out across her face. "OH MY GOSH! You're new around here! Hi my name's Pinkie Pie what's your's? Wait you already knew my name how? Have we met somewhere before? Are you a spy? Do you have cool spy gizmo's? Do you have grappling gun? Can I have one?"

"Hello. John. Can't tell you. No. No. Not on me. No. And if I had one to spare I would." He answered coolly, "Mind giving me a tour around town?"

"Sure! I just have to finish this first."

"Okay then let me help so we can finish faster."

After helping Pinkie finish up work she and John stood in the main store area Sugarcube Corner. "Cupcake?" Pinkie asked holding out a tasty treat to her unusual guest.

John reached for the pastry but stopped when a thought crossed his mind that made him lose interest. Yeah No way I'm eating a cupcake offered by Pinkie without any witness around I don't want this dream to end up a nightmare and end up like poor Rainbow in that fic.....ugh. "No thanks Pinkie I'm fine." He politely declined.

"Oh well.. more for me." Pinkie said as she munched the whole cupcake in one bite. "Let's go, first stop Sweet Apple Acres." John followed the pony down the road with his hands in his pockets. Soon the path started to become void of houses and rows upon rows of apple trees took hold of the scenery. Off in the distance a thunk sounded. "Oh that must be Applejack! Come on lets go say hi." Pinkie said as she bounced off.

"Hiya, Pinkie what y'all doin' all the way out here?" Applejack greeted her friend as Pinkie bounced over.

"Oh I was giving a new friend of mine a tour around town." Pinkie said as she turned around to show Applejack her new friend, only to be met with an open space. "Huh where'd it go?"

"It?" Applejack said as she looked at her friend questionably, "Sugarcube what do you mean by it?"

"She means me." Applejack spun around to see the human hanging upside down in the tree next to her holding an apple. "Can I have this?"

"There you are! Applejack this is John, John Applejack."

"Hello"

"Howdy... Uh Pinkie can I talk to you for a minute?"

"Sure!" Pinkie said following Applejack just out of earshot.

"Uhh.. Pinkie what is that?" she said pointing a hoof over to the human who was happily chewing away on an apple still hanging upside-down in the tree.

"Huh? You know what I didn't ask. Just said it's name was John it's seemed pretty nice, it even helped me finish work so we could go on a tour of the town. Wow would you look at the time we better get going I want to show him everything. See you later Applejack." Pinkie said as she began to happily bounce away with the human following close behind the crazy pink mare.

Applejack let loose a sigh as she watched the human wave to her as he left, "I better go'n tell Twi about this."

Meanwhile John watched in amusement as Pinkie walked through the town pointing a hoof towards random buildings and giving a brief history or telling a story about them. When they left the farm Pinkie mentioned something about seeing Rarity about a collaboration project the two were planning to do together. She said it was a secret but it didn't take a genius to figure out what a candy maker and a fashion designer would work on together. He thought he should feel a little weird about the idea of ponies having editable lingerie but he always had a "fun" sense of humor as some would put it. Before he knew it John was standing in the front of Rarity's home and workplace, without any hesitation Pinkie and her new human friend walked into the building. Once inside a voice echoed from a different room. "Hello and welcome! If you could please give me a second I seem to have my hooves tied up at the moment."

"Hiya! Rarity I just came by to pick up that list of things you needed for our project. I thought It might be just super-de-duper if I could introduce you to to my new friend John!" Pinkie exclaimed excitedly.

"Well hello John uhh I wish I could come greet you properly but I am a bit busy sorry. Oh and Pinkie the list you need is over on the table."

Pinkie quickly snagged the list off of the table and said a quick goodbye to Rarity before bouncing out of the building. "Farewell Lady Rarity I hope we meet again sometime soon." the man said trying to hold back a laugh. Rarity kindly bit the human good-day before he too left the building following after his hyperactive pink friend.

It was about two hours later that Pinkie and John approached their last stop none other than The Golden Oaks Library and home to Twilight Sparkle. The two pushed the doors open freely and entered as it was business hours. While Pinkie started rambling off some story about something or other John had taken the liberty to browse the selection of books that were offered. It was only when everything in the library became deathly silent that he turned around to see why.

John took in the sight before him and his grin only grew larger with every pony he saw. His eyes slowly passed down the line of them one by one taking in the sight of Twilight Sparkle and her five friends all sitting in front of him looking like they were waiting for the answer to a very important question. His face fell into a visible scowl though when his eyes stopped on a rather small pathetic excuse for what was supposed to be a fearsome creature. A tiny purple dragon wearing a frilly apron. His sudden change in demeanor shocked the ponies causing all of them to shrink back a bit except for two Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash stood resilient the ladder from arrogance and pride the former because she knew the human was no threat. If one listened close enough they could make out the human mumble something along the lines of "Fake dragon."

"Well?" Twilight spoke up breaking the humans Dark thoughts about trying to use "The Force" to try and choke the purple dragon to see that color it would become.

"I'm sorry I missed that come again?" The human replied kindly his smile returning when he noticed twilight had two wings placed on her back. Cool so at least I'm here after the season three finale. Oh that means everything is new from here on out I wonder if I'll see Discord that would be fun.

"I asked you what you are." Twilight said breaking the human from his thoughts once more.

"Oh well that is simple Twilight I am a human, scientific name Homo-sapien."

In the background John heard Applejack chuckle as Rainbow let out a sigh and said, "Damn looks like I owe Lyra ten bits."

Twilight gave a quick cough to bring the bemused human's attention back to her, "What is your name?" she asked.

"My name is John though some know me as Galactus Eater of worlds, the man who single-handedly blacked out four suns to date. I am here to consume your world and .... Hahaha no sorry I can't do it I tried but damn those looks on your faces are priceless." He said wiping a single tear from his eye from laughing too hard. "Okay okay sorry about that. No my name Is John I am hardly of any importance back in my world.

Twilight's expression along with her friend's changed to one of shock. "Did you say your world? You're from a different world? How did you get here? What's your planet like? OH I have soo many questions."

The human put up his hands to keep the pony from jumping him and calmly said, "Most of which will go unanswered Twilight calm down. I'm not here to answer questions all day."

"Wait a minute why are you here?" Rainbow questioned from her spot hovering in the air while giving the human a suspicious glare. The human in turn began to shift uncomfortably he knew this might happen, but he had not properly prepared for it and when his nervous glances were picked up by Twilight she slowly begin to back away muttering. "I should tell the Princess."

"NO!" The human shouted, "Please don't do that i will answer as many of your questions as I can but please don't tell Celestia I'm here. Look if I'm right I only have one day here before I'm gone anyway, I promise I won't make trouble today. Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye." He said as he went through the motions of the Pinkie promise.

"How did you know how to do a Pinkie promise?" Rainbow asked, "I thought you said you came from a different world."

"Somethings travel very very far until they find home somewhere else as an idea, thought, and rarely even objects." The human said after some thought after all he couldn't just say he saw Pinkie do it on the T.V. If he told them they were a work of fiction in his world they might suffer a bit of a reality crisis. So he decided to create crafty lies to keep everyone happy.

After some conversation and working through things properly the group came to an agreement Twilight and her friends would make the humans time in Equestria "fun" but if anything were to happen Celestia would be informed immediately and his time would be less than pleasant. The group then spent most of their day hang out playing various games teaching one another about their respective species and the basics of their culture. At one point when they were in the park they came across none other than Lyra who after accepting Rainbow's bits for winning their bet played a song at the humans request. To cheer up his rainbow-maned friend he happily picked her front hooves up and danced with her in a waltz. It only took some trickery and a challenge from the human to get the pegasus to dance and Rainbow proved be as graceful at dancing as she was when she soared through the skies.

When the dance came to an end the cheers of all the onlookers that had their attention caught from what they saw made Rainbow blush and John took a bow and happily waved to all the ponies. If you were to ask the human it was the best dance he had ever had and if you asked Rainbow she would change the subject so fast it would give any in earshot whiplash. Now though the sun was starting to set and the day drew to a close, the group of friends found a nice hill in Applejack's orchard that had one of the largest apple trees the human had ever seen on it. Most of the ponies lay under the tree enjoying the sunset but the human and Rainbow sat high on a branch in the tree. John was happily munching away on an apple and watching the horizon and Rainbow was watching the human. Finally she broke the silence between the two, "How did you get here?"

The human stopped before his next bite and looked up at the cyan mare before him then he smiled, "I wished on a star."

After night fell the ponies started to leave till it was just Twilight, Rainbow, and John walking through the sleeping town.

Twilight stopped and stared at John causing him to also stop and raise an eyebrow at her. "You're going to be here all night aren't you?"

The human just shrugged, "I guess when I got here it was early morning so I'll probably be here till then."

Twilight looked at John as if he just missed something obvious, "You don't have a place to sleep."

"Oh... Yeah I guess not."

"If you want I have a spare bed at the library you could use tonight."

He seemed to take a moment to consider it before a grin broke across his face and he looked up at the two mares. "Well while I appreciate your offer I would love to sleep on a cloud tonight it would be a first for me and if I remember correctly I heard Rainbow over here bragging about how she made her house out of clouds all by herself. So what do you say Rainbow can I be you house guest for the night? I swear when you wake up I won't even be there."

"Well sure why not but uhh.. can you even walk on a cloud without falling right through it?" Rainbow asked concerned about her new friends safety.

In reply the human warped his arm around the purple alicorn and cleared his throat, "Hello Rainbow Dash this is Twilight Sparkle a good friend of mine who happens to have magical powers including if I'm not wrong the ability to cast a cloud walking spell." he said teasingly.

"Oh."

"Fine I'll help but it's getting late so I'll see you two later." With those words said Twilight's horn flared and the human was surrounded in her magic aura for a brief moment. When the spell when done she said her goodbyes and trotted home to bed.

With Twilight gone the two walked to rainbows house and when they reached it John looked up at the floating cloud home and let out a whistle, "Not bad, not bad at all."

"Wait till you see the inside." Rainbow said starting to fly up to her home.

"And how exactly do you want me to get up there?"

"Oh..." Rainbow floated back to the ground and crouched a bit with her wings spread, "Get on I'll fly you up."

The flight was short and before he knew it John was in Rainbow Dash's house walking on clouds and loving every second of the time he was breaking physics as he knew it. Rainbow left to go prepare a room for him or something but John was barely paying attention as he started to explore the home. Rainbow was his favorite character from the show after all and this was a rare opportunity that he was going to take advantage of.

His fun however was cut short when he heard Rainbow call for him from the second floor of the house and he quickly ascended the cloud stairs to make his way over to a room where he saw the door ajar just a bit. What he saw in the room shocked him, Rainbow lay on a cloud bed in a very suggestive position wearing four rainbow striped socks and a grin on her face.

"I figured out a way you and I can both have some fun tonight I hope you like the cloud bed because you won't be doing much sleeping" Rainbow said in a sultry tone. The man just grinned back as he started to strip off his clothes he mumbled to himself under the grin "So many would kill to be me right now."

After they finished their activities for the night Rainbow and John lay in the bed together each with tired smiles. The human kissed the forehead of the pegasus, "I wish I never had to leave." He said as sleep took hold of him.

"Two down one to go choose your last wish carefully."

Author's Note

Haha there you go first chapter of a new story. If you like the story please give it a thumbs up all comments will be read and I will reply to them if I can. I currently don't have an editor and I am looking for one please leave a comment or Pm me if interested. Also if you notice any mistakes I forgot to fix please leave me a comment letting me know. Thank you.

Double Rainbow? They're here!

As the sun's brilliant morning rays began to pour over the land of Equestria bathing it in it's warmth and light Equestria's inhabitants slowly began to rise from their sleep. Even Rainbow Dash was beginning to wake up, most assumed that the weather mare always slept in but that wasn't true. No, Rainbow Dash was always the early riser and was proud of it, though she did makeup for the lack of sleep by taking at least three naps a day but she was good at her job and always finished it early so that left her plenty of free time. As Rainbow slowly began to awaken she stretched under her covers allowing all of her muscles to regain feeling. It was only after she had finished stretching that her tired mind reminded her that she had not spent the last night alone in her bed, so she opened one eye just a bit still being weary of the sunlight and searched her room for her guest. He was nowhere to be found.

Huh... I guess he wasn't joking when he said he only had one day. It's that or he fell through the bed last night after Twi's spell wore off. In a bit of a panic Rainbow looked under her covers to see if there a was any hole's that he could have fallen through. When she found none she relaxed a bit and started to head to the kitchen of her cloud home to try and find breakfast. After jumping off her balcony and gliding down to the first floor she caught wind of something. "What is that? Oh wow it smells good. Did Ditzy get lost trying to find her way home and end up staying the night again?" When Rainbow rounded the corner however she came across something she definitely wasn't expecting. Standing in her kitchen was the human cooking breakfast for the two of them and whistling an unfamiliar tune.

"What are you still doing here?"

"Ahh!" John jumped at Rainbow's unexpected question and to the pegasus's shock fell waist deep through the cloud floor. "Dammit Rainbow you can sneak up on people like that. Oh great now look I'm stuck again and all because you made me lose my concentration. This has been happening all morning, can you help me out here?"

Rainbow fluttered over to the human and pulled him out of the hole he made in the floor and after removing him she zipped the cloud shut and bounced on it to test her repair. After she was satisfied she turned back to the human who had returned to cooking. "How are you still here Twi's cloud walking spell should have worn off hours ago, and I thought you said you were going to disappear in the morning."

John only let out a short laugh as he flipped whatever he was cooking. "Well I guess I was wrong when I said I only had one day. As for the cloud walking spell, yeah it's been wearing off. Why do you think your floor has so many holes in it? I've been falling through all morning but I figured out if I concentrate on walking on the clouds and don't get too distracted I can walk on them easy. Oh and I hope you like your eggs scrambled because I still can't do over easy just yet." She watched as the human brought over two plates one for him and one for her. "Soo I was thinking maybe after we eat We could head over to Twilight's place and then deal with the whole informing the princess thing since I know she's going to want to do that as soon as possible. Also it would be nice to not worry about falling through your floor to my death but hey we can figure out the cloud-walking spell thing later."

"Sounds like you got everything planned out."

"Yeah but so much can still go wrong."

~{G}~{Y}~{W}~

After they finished eating Rainbow flew John to the ground and they started off in the direction of the library. The human felt a bit unease at the thought of alerting the Princess to his presence but it had to happen sooner or later and he made a promise he had to keep. Rainbow and John walked to the library with Rainbow being all but oblivious the humans discomfort with the idea of alerting Celestia of his presence. She wouldn't understand why even if he tried to explain it to her because the Princess was kind and at most would ask Twilight to do some research on him and that would be it.

As Rainbow walked she thought of the human and what the future would hold for him in Equestria. She knew it might take some time for him to adjust to everything but once everything was in order it would be nice to have John as a friend. She thought about how she liked the human in her opinion he was funny, a little odd, but underneath he was kind and a very in the moment person. Kinda like Discord without all the chaotic powers, and twisted sense of humor, the more she thought about it the more she realized that John and Discord would be great friends especially now that Discord was 'reformed'.

Rainbow's mind eventually wandered off to the small details about the human things like now that he was here he would have to get a job for money he would need a home. I guess I could let him stay a couple more nights at my place. We did have a-lot of fun last night. And just like that Rainbow's mind fell into the gutter.

"What are you smiling about?" John said giving Rainbow a sidelong glance.

"Huh? Oh nothing. Hey look we're here." The blue pegasus started picking up the pace as they got closer.

"Race you." John said running past her at full speed. Rainbow got ready to take off until the human shouted over his shoulder, "No wings."

Shortly after the impromptu race Rainbow stood victorious at Twilight's door with a winded human sitting on the floor by her side. She looked down at him with a cocky smile and he only shook his head in response. "I don't see why you're tired it wasn't even that far."

"Four legs verse two yeah I knew you were going to win."

"Then why try?"

"For the fun of it."He said smiling up at her.

Meanwhile....

Twilight was inside the library searching for the latest addition of Daring Doo for Rainbow Dash when she heard a knocking at her door. She knew spike would answer it for her so she just went about her search while he handled the situation. It was only when he called for her that she decided to go check out what he kept saying was very important. "Hold on a sec I'll be right back." She told her guest as she glided down stairs to the front door, Twilight had only had her wings for a short time but with Dash's help she had quickly learned the basics of flying. When she reached the front door however Twilight's face paled when she saw the human standing in the doorway with Rainbow Dash. "What? How? What are you doing here?"

"Aww come on I know you surprised to see me but that's no reason to be rude." John said frowning.

"I wasn't talking to you, but don't get me wrong we will talk later. I was talking about Rainbow Dash how are you here I just left you upstairs. Did you fly down here that fast?"

"Uhh... Twi what are you talking about? I've been with him all morning. Right?" John only nodded in agreement with Rainbow.

"Then who's in my room?" Twilight said as everyone all looked up at the stairs to see what appeared to be another Rainbow Dash standing at the top with a look of shock on her face. The human bolt for the stairs racing up them and toward the Rainbow imposter with only one thought going through his mind.

"No, no please tell me this isn't what I think it is." When he caught up to her he tackled her just outside Twilight's bedroom. He clamped a hand over her mouth and wrapped his arms around her keeping her wings pinned down so she couldn't fly away. When she stopped struggling he whispered in her ear. "Listen closely I can and will do everything I can to help you but you have to prove to me that I should and that you're not a changeling. You have one chance say one word right now that will convince me not to hand you over to Celestia as a suspected changeling."

When he remove his hand from the fake Dash's muzzle she looked up at the human and said, "Hasbro."

"Damn... alright play along and keep it cool, remember don't breathe a word to them about the show. We'll talk about this later." They both stood when the sound of ponies rushing up the stairs filled their ears. Turning John found the real Rainbow Dash hovering by Twilights side who had her horn charged with one spell or another and was ready to blast the False Dash to bits. The human however stood in between the group and the imposter. "Twilight calm down let's go downstairs and talk about this nicely we have a-lot to discuss and I'd rather no one do something they'll regret."

"No you don't understand it's dangerous get out of the way." Twilight said angrily.

"Twilight no, I know what you're thinking and no this is not a changeling this is just a big misunderstanding and if you give us a moment I can explain everything."

Rainbow looked at Twilight and when she got a nod she dived straight at the human barreling into him so Twilight could get a clear shot. However they had underestimated him because after catching Dash and tossing her off to the side he leapt forward and wrapped his hand around Twilight's horn receiving the full brunt of the magical blast rendering him unconscious on the ground and the fake Dash exposed.

~{G}~{Y}~{W}~

Slowly the darkness faded from his vision As his senses returned to him one by one after the fog was lifted he looked around and checked his surroundings he was in a bedroom judging from the looks it was Twilights and he was laying on top of the bed. He tried sitting up only to clutch his head when he received a jolt of pain from the feeble attempt. "Hey come on big guy Twi said after a blast like that you should get some rest. I surprised you are awake right now Twi can sure pack a punch when she wants to, I thought you'd be out for at least a day or two." John recognized the voice and looked around for the source, when he spotted the blue mare laying down by his side he relaxed a bit, something that didn't go unnoticed by Rainbow.

"How long have I been out?" He asked fearing the answer.

"Only about an hour."

"Where's the fake you?"

Rainbow tensed a bit at the question, the thought of somepony trying to impersonate her got her anger rising but she still answered the question. "It's in the basement with Twilight she started asking it some questions after she sent a letter to the Princess about it and you. Celestia sent one back saying she was on her way but that's it."

"Oh not good." John jumped out of the bed in an attempt to hurry to the basement, but the sudden movement caused blood to rush to his head causing him to land flat on his face. Rainbow said something but it went unheard as he returned to his feet and rushed to the basement. When he got to the door he kicked it open and rushed down the stairs till Twilight and the fake Rainbow came into view at which point he walked over to her pulled her close to his face and whispered harshly into her ear, "Did you tell her anything?"

"No I promise not a word."

"Good cause we got Celestia coming here now and I'm not going to have talking to her about myself without letting her know anything never mind why there's a duplicate Rainbow Dash here now and try to convince that not only are you not a changeling but you're actually a harmless fool."

"Hey I resent that."

"What are you two talking about?"Twilight interrupted her curiosity peaked from their hushed tones.

"Well Twi For one thing I can assure you this is not a changeling like you suspect her to be. intead I can tell you that... uhh. What's your real name?"

"Robert."

"Right that Robert here is just a..." John quickly looked back to the fake Dash. "You're a guy?"

"Well I was."

"Oh dude that's just sick. Why?"

"Well..." But Robert was cut off from explaining when spike shouted from upstairs, "The Princess is here!" and seconds later Celestia stood at the top of the Basement stairs with the real Rainbow Dash and Discord Behind her. When she descended the stairs her face contorted to a look of rage.

"Princess wait I can Explain everything just hear me out here okay. First off unlike what Twilight's letter might have said this is not a changeling but is in fact a-" He didn't get to finish his explanation however because a golden aura surrounded him and Celestia's horn and he was tossed and pinned to the closest wall. "Uhh... That hurt a-lot." John said wincing from the pain coursing through most of his body.

"Celestia don't you think you're being a bit harsh on him if Twilight's letter is right this is only his second day I doubt he has any power yet." Discord chimed From over the white alicorns shoulder.

"What are you doing here human I thought we made it very clear a long time ago that your kind was no longer allowed here." Celestia's voice was low but an undeniable amount of hatred was in her voice.

"Uhh well I didn't get the memo now did I? So tell me why is it you felt like assaulting me the moment you saw me?"

"You humans are vile evil creatures don't think I don't remember what your kind did when you first came to Equestra when it was still under Discords rule. When he rounded you all up to have you slaughtered that was probably the best thing he could have ever done for Equestria. I will not have your kind come back and bring the dark ages with you again."

"Okay one thing about that I don't feel like bringing about a 'dark' age to Equestria I like it how it is and I'd like to keep it this way. Plus bringing down a kingdom is far too much work and for what to be hated by everyone else? No way if I'm stuck here till I die I'd rather have friends. Sure it's gonna suck because I'd have to get a job somewhere and who's gonna want to hire me right? But I'm pretty sure I can crash at some of my new friends houses till I save up enough money to get my own. It'll take some time but I'm sure I can settle in. That is unless you kill me now or something then all of my plans are gone to shit and that poor guy over there who is not a changeling but a human mind you is probably going to get messed up too. Also while I'm not sure if you know this old saying Princess but if I'm a human and he/shes's a human that makes two of us and where there's one, there's two and where there's two..."

"There's twenty..." Celestia finished with a look of horror spreading across her face.

"Oh so you know it?"

"Twilight send a letter to Luna tell her to get the Guard on alert the humans are coming back."

Author's Note

Chapter two unedited so far, please point out any mistakes. Soo what do you guys think? I told ya it wasn't going to be some random cliche self insert story I got tricks I will use them. Plus I really am having fun writing this, thank you all for the love. As for Robert(fake Dash) what do you think? Should we leave him as a Dash copy or make him dye his coat and mane? Another funny thing to think about is there a future possible Threesome going to happen between the two Dashes and the human? I Think it would be funny.

P.S. Speaking of funny I came up with a couple idea's for some chapters I want to try out may or may not be cannon not sure yet. Let's just say I've been watching too much Mythbusters.

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