Flying my last flight in the MI-24 before I am transferred to a different machine out in Russia, I am ordered to look at a unidentified crashed object and investigate., last thing I ever expected was a human claiming to be a pony appear in my life. Just another day...I think.

Anyway my names Vladimir, and I am not a brony neither do I have any idea what "My little pony " is and why there is a naked girl that's going to turn my life upside down...I have no idea, don't ask.