The Day of No More Eyes

"Eeyup," Big Mac said, "We're all blind."

Applejack snorted. "Is that all you have to say?"

"Eeyup."

"Granny?"

"Why, Ah taughtcher bruvver everfing Ah knobout'd' blindniss s'whidoncha jus' askim 'n' leave me t'mah nappin'!?"

"Mac, let's get out of here," Applejack snorted, "and leave Granny alone."

"Eeyup."

"N'goodriddans!" Granny Smith snapped.

Granny Smith was very cranky because it was Tuesday.