Rough Draft of: Welcome to... where am I now?

by Dragaen

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance
Length: 2033

I'm not sure exactly how to do any of this stuff, but hey, I'll try this way and see how it goes

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-14 22:08:18 UTC

Rough Draft

Rough Draft

Welcome to... where am I now

Prologue: Say hello to your new life

Your character waking up in a barn

Freaks out about 90% of the time

Finds Applejack

talks with Applejack and family

gets clothes from Big Mac

has breakfast

explores the farm

looks at the hole you made

Applejack explains to you what see saw from the night she found you

it's time to go to Ponyville

Chapter 1: Welcome to Ponyville... yipe? ... Surprise bitch!!!

Explore Ponyville

Get introduced to the main six

It's Pinkie being Pinkie Pie

Rainbow Dash and that Sonic Rainboom

Twilight Sparkle and Spike

Rarity for some clothes

Fluttershy... *blush* so fucking adorable

Somebody doesn't seem to like me

Surprise party

Time for nappy time, cider made you it's bitch

Chapter 2: Your job? seems legit

wake up to a hangover and Applebloom all over your case to wake up

breakfast

guess who's got a new job... you do

holy shit this is heavy

break time

you got new clothes

back to work bro

well shit, accidents happen but damn

Nice spot, nice sunset, and nice... flank?

apologize going around

star gazing with Applejack and is that a blush I see?

about time I went to bed

Chapter 3:  Welcome to the Cutie Mark Crusaders

wake up, eat breakfast, get ask a random question

what's a cutie mark?

Time to work

Say hello to the cutie mark crusaders

break time to see the clubhouse, nice clubhouse btw

the ritual and cape to go with it.

back to work

back to tree for some relax time

time for bed bro

Chapter 4: Here's Celestia

waking one morning I hear twilight and apple jack talking

goes down stairs to listen

AJ tells me Celestia sent a letter to twilight saying she's coming to visit

who's celestia?

gets a nicely thorough explanation on who she is

gets breakfast

gets to work

Applejack gives me a break

goes to City Hall

Meets Celestia for the first time along with her sister Luna and screams, "Dats a huge bitch"

Celestia brings me to her with her magic

gets welcomed to Equestria

gets tickets and is invited to the Grand Galloping Gale

thanks her and walks away

ask AJ what it is

shrugs it off like it's nothing

before going back to the barn asks her to be my date for it

then goes to bed

Chapter 5: The Grand Galloping Gala? Ya it's boring

After a few hours at Rarity's I get a suit for the GGG

gets to see the mares in their dresses

AJ looking mighty fine in her dress

heads to the train station to the gala

a few hours later I find myself standing there  in the bale room bored out of my mind

likes the music but it was just so boring

joins AJ at her stand and sells apple products

decides to get AJ to dance with me

forces Pinkie Pie to watch over the stand

Dances with AJ for a bit

everyone bows to Celestia while I stood there like a stick in the mud

everyone rises and I get hoofed in the back of the head

Celestia asks me to join her in her room

Talks about how I might have gotten to Equestria

Talks about how I might even be able to go home

Leaves her room

walks up to the piano and moves the stallion away

starts playing some music

everyone surprised at how well I plated

Goes to the closes bar and gets hammered

Walks up to AJ

talks about the conversation I had with Celestia

calls AJ cute with a drunk accent

she blushes and offers me a ride home

makes a joke about it

gets hoofed in the head again

makes it back to the barn

asks AJ to sleep with me for the night

finally falls asleep with AJ

Chapter 6: Do I like her? Better question, does she like me?

wakes up the next morning with a hangover

and gasps as I find myself with AJ sleeping right next to me

thinks out loud, I really need to stop drinking

Applebloom scares the crap out of me

giggles about me and AJ

AJ wakes up and starts blushing

make our way to the table for breakfast

everyone grinning at me an AJ

takes a day off to get supplies from town with AJ

gets hit in the head by a rock

Pony walks up at me giving me shit talk

gets hit in the head by another rock

charges at him

then hears a scream from a filly

gets called a monster for beating her daddy

gets stared at by other ponies

runs away from them with tears

AJ calls for me but pays no heed

sits by a window and starts to hear something from inside

Chapter 7: Lullabye to make the bad things go away

basically quote on quote from Derpys lullabye

fall asleep by the window

get greeted by the Doctor the next day

freak out like a school girl due to fandom

talk about him and Derpy

get motivated to let my feelings out

find AJ by my relaxing tree

AJ told everyone what happened as she explained to me

looks back to the sky and thanks her

I get patted on the back

then gives AJ a hug

she hugs back

I thanked her for what she did

Then I aksed her a personal question

she blushes and from what i could tell she was lieing a bit

Chapter 8: Dreams, nightmares, and Princess Luna oh my.

the next morning applebloom wants to go camping

you, Applejack, Sweetie Belle, Rarity, Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash, and Dinky are invited by Applebloom

Making your way through the Everfree forest

surprised to see Zecora

get warned about Posion Joke; really bad shit to mess with

thinking back to your allergies and the word "poison"

finally making your way to a cave

you grab fire wood, AJ sets tents, AB, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Dinkie go over unpacking stuff, Rainbow Dash works on a fire, and Rarity working on her stuff

everyone enjoying their smores

tell spookey stories; yours being that of Slender man err pony I mean

everyone makes their way to their tents for sleep

you fall alseep

you enter a dream world you assume

you see terrible and yet wonderful things

you see the eyes of a beast and AJ by it

everyone of your friends gather, looking at AJ with shock as she looks to be dead

they talk about a monster, then look at you

you're confused why they're looking at you like that

then they call you a monster

you notice blood on your hands

Luna shows up in your dreams

then you wake up

you find a poison joke in your bed

nothing seems wrong for now so you shrug it off wondering who put it there

Chapter 9: Deadly and not so funny Allergies

Chaoter 10:

Chapter 11:

Chapter 12:

Chapter 13:

Chapter 14:

Chapter 15:

Chapter 16:

Chapter 17:

Chapter 18:

Chapter 19:

Chapter 20:

chapter name ideas:

Deadly and not so funny Allergies

Discord, master of chaos and... party animal?

The night of the full moon

This is Hallow- what do you mean it's Nightmare Night?

Happy birthday to me

Holy shit, it's a shapeshifter!?!

Welcome to the Borg...

Wait, I'm back here again? FFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Screw it, you in love with a pony

Holy shit, humans can do magic!?!

Is dat, a cutie mark?

Beach Party free for all

Intermission ladies and gentlemen

lullabye to make the bad things go away

Your choice, stay a wolf or stay as a human

congradulations you're a dad.

Wedding bells are ringing, can you listen.

Dinner for two please

The Grand Galloping Gala?

Big Mac want a big mac?

should consider putting pictures in the story, just saying.

prologue sneak peek

Prologue: Say hello to your new life

Now, you've always had some wierd wake up calls before; wheter it was from waking up in the back of your truck with a few beers, or that time when you found yourself in a cave surrounded by some bats, or hey how about that time at the petting zoo when your friends locked you up with some of the goats; man do you need to stop drinking. Waking up inside a barn, with no pants or shirt to cover you up with nothing more than your underwear; hey could be worse, you could have woken up with nothing at all like last time. On the brightside of things you at least had a blanket. Slowly trying to figure out where you were, you made your way down the steps slowly trying to make your way out of the barn. Just as you made it out the door you noticed a pony standing there.

It was an orange colored pony with a blond mane and tail each having a red hair band to each end of it, it also appeared that the pony had three apples on her flank, her eyes a nice coloring of green wearing a cowboy hat. At first you couldn't help but wonder why said pony was wearing a cowboy hat, in fact you thought it looked kind of cute. Just as you slowly walked past the pony you heard a female country voice. "Excuse me partner, but where do ya think yer going?" You looked around for whoever owned the voice but all you could see was the barn and the pony. You decided it was nothing more than your imagination acting up again; the booze probably didn't help your case. Then you heard her voice again, "I'm right here ya know." as she soon snorted. You looked down at the pony with wide eyes with your face in utter shock only to mumble, "Wha?"

"You can understand what ah'm a saying right sugarcube?"

"Umm a... umm..."

"Can you... understand... what I'm saying?"

"You can TALK!?!' shouting as loud as you could.

"Why of course ah can talk, why wouldn't ah?" as the pony tilted her head slightly.

To your disbelief she was legitimately talking. A pony, talking, and with a country accent no less; cute voice, but a freaking pony was TALKING. You thought that pinching yourself wouldn't work too well to see if your were actually dreaming this. So you decided upon yourself to walk over to the barn and hit your head on the side as hard as you could  as a loud 'Thud' sound was made. The pony walked up to and asked with a concern look, "You okay there partner?" You nodded as you rubbed your forehead a bit. "Ya I'm fine, just making sure I wasn't dreaming; now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll ask for the number of that truck that just hit me." And with that you were passed out on the ground... again. You really do need to stop drinking so damn much.

After that fun filled experience you woke up again only to find yourself in a bed this time; not yours but hey was better then what you were sleeping in before right? You slowly started walking around the room to see what you could find. On a chair you found some clothes with a note on top.

Dear Stranger,

If by some chance ya be reading this letter you should find some clothes to wear. My brother offered them up as a sign of good fate. Breakfast should be ready soon if you're awake in time. Also don't be messin with your bandages Sugarcube, ya got yourself one nasty bump on the head from hitting the side of the barn. When ya get to feeling better we need to talk.

Applejack

P.s. hope ya like Apple Pancakes.

"Well, this is interesting." The clothes looked pretty big to be honest but hey, it beats wearing nothing but underwear right? After getting dressed you made your way down the stairs with something smelling delicious in the air as you soon follow it. You then find yourself in the living room with not one but four ponies most of which by the sofa.