//-------------------------------------------------------// Rough Draft of: Welcome to... where am I now? -by Dragaen- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Rough Draft //-------------------------------------------------------// Rough Draft Rough Draft Welcome to... where am I now Prologue: Say hello to your new life Your character waking up in a barn Freaks out about 90% of the time Finds Applejack talks with Applejack and family gets clothes from Big Mac has breakfast explores the farm looks at the hole you made Applejack explains to you what see saw from the night she found you it's time to go to Ponyville Chapter 1: Welcome to Ponyville... yipe? ... Surprise bitch!!! Explore Ponyville Get introduced to the main six It's Pinkie being Pinkie Pie Rainbow Dash and that Sonic Rainboom Twilight Sparkle and Spike Rarity for some clothes Fluttershy... *blush* so fucking adorable Somebody doesn't seem to like me Surprise party Time for nappy time, cider made you it's bitch Chapter 2: Your job? seems legit wake up to a hangover and Applebloom all over your case to wake up breakfast guess who's got a new job... you do holy shit this is heavy break time you got new clothes back to work bro well shit, accidents happen but damn Nice spot, nice sunset, and nice... flank? apologize going around star gazing with Applejack and is that a blush I see? about time I went to bed Chapter 3:  Welcome to the Cutie Mark Crusaders wake up, eat breakfast, get ask a random question what's a cutie mark? Time to work Say hello to the cutie mark crusaders break time to see the clubhouse, nice clubhouse btw the ritual and cape to go with it. back to work back to tree for some relax time time for bed bro Chapter 4: Here's Celestia waking one morning I hear twilight and apple jack talking goes down stairs to listen AJ tells me Celestia sent a letter to twilight saying she's coming to visit who's celestia? gets a nicely thorough explanation on who she is gets breakfast gets to work Applejack gives me a break goes to City Hall Meets Celestia for the first time along with her sister Luna and screams, "Dats a huge bitch" Celestia brings me to her with her magic gets welcomed to Equestria gets tickets and is invited to the Grand Galloping Gale thanks her and walks away ask AJ what it is shrugs it off like it's nothing before going back to the barn asks her to be my date for it then goes to bed Chapter 5: The Grand Galloping Gala? Ya it's boring After a few hours at Rarity's I get a suit for the GGG gets to see the mares in their dresses AJ looking mighty fine in her dress heads to the train station to the gala a few hours later I find myself standing there  in the bale room bored out of my mind likes the music but it was just so boring joins AJ at her stand and sells apple products decides to get AJ to dance with me forces Pinkie Pie to watch over the stand Dances with AJ for a bit everyone bows to Celestia while I stood there like a stick in the mud everyone rises and I get hoofed in the back of the head Celestia asks me to join her in her room Talks about how I might have gotten to Equestria Talks about how I might even be able to go home Leaves her room walks up to the piano and moves the stallion away starts playing some music everyone surprised at how well I plated Goes to the closes bar and gets hammered Walks up to AJ talks about the conversation I had with Celestia calls AJ cute with a drunk accent she blushes and offers me a ride home makes a joke about it gets hoofed in the head again makes it back to the barn asks AJ to sleep with me for the night finally falls asleep with AJ Chapter 6: Do I like her? Better question, does she like me? wakes up the next morning with a hangover and gasps as I find myself with AJ sleeping right next to me thinks out loud, I really need to stop drinking Applebloom scares the crap out of me giggles about me and AJ AJ wakes up and starts blushing make our way to the table for breakfast everyone grinning at me an AJ takes a day off to get supplies from town with AJ gets hit in the head by a rock Pony walks up at me giving me shit talk gets hit in the head by another rock charges at him then hears a scream from a filly gets called a monster for beating her daddy gets stared at by other ponies runs away from them with tears AJ calls for me but pays no heed sits by a window and starts to hear something from inside Chapter 7: Lullabye to make the bad things go away basically quote on quote from Derpys lullabye fall asleep by the window get greeted by the Doctor the next day freak out like a school girl due to fandom talk about him and Derpy get motivated to let my feelings out find AJ by my relaxing tree AJ told everyone what happened as she explained to me looks back to the sky and thanks her I get patted on the back then gives AJ a hug she hugs back I thanked her for what she did Then I aksed her a personal question she blushes and from what i could tell she was lieing a bit Chapter 8: Dreams, nightmares, and Princess Luna oh my. the next morning applebloom wants to go camping you, Applejack, Sweetie Belle, Rarity, Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash, and Dinky are invited by Applebloom Making your way through the Everfree forest surprised to see Zecora get warned about Posion Joke; really bad shit to mess with thinking back to your allergies and the word "poison" finally making your way to a cave you grab fire wood, AJ sets tents, AB, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Dinkie go over unpacking stuff, Rainbow Dash works on a fire, and Rarity working on her stuff everyone enjoying their smores tell spookey stories; yours being that of Slender man err pony I mean everyone makes their way to their tents for sleep you fall alseep you enter a dream world you assume you see terrible and yet wonderful things you see the eyes of a beast and AJ by it everyone of your friends gather, looking at AJ with shock as she looks to be dead they talk about a monster, then look at you you're confused why they're looking at you like that then they call you a monster you notice blood on your hands Luna shows up in your dreams then you wake up you find a poison joke in your bed nothing seems wrong for now so you shrug it off wondering who put it there Chapter 9: Deadly and not so funny Allergies Chaoter 10: Chapter 11: Chapter 12: Chapter 13: Chapter 14: Chapter 15: Chapter 16: Chapter 17: Chapter 18: Chapter 19: Chapter 20: chapter name ideas: Deadly and not so funny Allergies Discord, master of chaos and... party animal? The night of the full moon This is Hallow- what do you mean it's Nightmare Night? Happy birthday to me Holy shit, it's a shapeshifter!?! Welcome to the Borg... Wait, I'm back here again? FFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!! Screw it, you in love with a pony Holy shit, humans can do magic!?! Is dat, a cutie mark? Beach Party free for all Intermission ladies and gentlemen lullabye to make the bad things go away Your choice, stay a wolf or stay as a human congradulations you're a dad. Wedding bells are ringing, can you listen. Dinner for two please The Grand Galloping Gala? Big Mac want a big mac? should consider putting pictures in the story, just saying. //-------------------------------------------------------// prologue sneak peek //-------------------------------------------------------// prologue sneak peek Prologue: Say hello to your new life Now, you've always had some wierd wake up calls before; wheter it was from waking up in the back of your truck with a few beers, or that time when you found yourself in a cave surrounded by some bats, or hey how about that time at the petting zoo when your friends locked you up with some of the goats; man do you need to stop drinking. Waking up inside a barn, with no pants or shirt to cover you up with nothing more than your underwear; hey could be worse, you could have woken up with nothing at all like last time. On the brightside of things you at least had a blanket. Slowly trying to figure out where you were, you made your way down the steps slowly trying to make your way out of the barn. Just as you made it out the door you noticed a pony standing there. It was an orange colored pony with a blond mane and tail each having a red hair band to each end of it, it also appeared that the pony had three apples on her flank, her eyes a nice coloring of green wearing a cowboy hat. At first you couldn't help but wonder why said pony was wearing a cowboy hat, in fact you thought it looked kind of cute. Just as you slowly walked past the pony you heard a female country voice. "Excuse me partner, but where do ya think yer going?" You looked around for whoever owned the voice but all you could see was the barn and the pony. You decided it was nothing more than your imagination acting up again; the booze probably didn't help your case. Then you heard her voice again, "I'm right here ya know." as she soon snorted. You looked down at the pony with wide eyes with your face in utter shock only to mumble, "Wha?" "You can understand what ah'm a saying right sugarcube?" "Umm a... umm..." "Can you... understand... what I'm saying?" "You can TALK!?!' shouting as loud as you could. "Why of course ah can talk, why wouldn't ah?" as the pony tilted her head slightly. To your disbelief she was legitimately talking. A pony, talking, and with a country accent no less; cute voice, but a freaking pony was TALKING. You thought that pinching yourself wouldn't work too well to see if your were actually dreaming this. So you decided upon yourself to walk over to the barn and hit your head on the side as hard as you could  as a loud 'Thud' sound was made. The pony walked up to and asked with a concern look, "You okay there partner?" You nodded as you rubbed your forehead a bit. "Ya I'm fine, just making sure I wasn't dreaming; now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll ask for the number of that truck that just hit me." And with that you were passed out on the ground... again. You really do need to stop drinking so damn much. After that fun filled experience you woke up again only to find yourself in a bed this time; not yours but hey was better then what you were sleeping in before right? You slowly started walking around the room to see what you could find. On a chair you found some clothes with a note on top. Dear Stranger, If by some chance ya be reading this letter you should find some clothes to wear. My brother offered them up as a sign of good fate. Breakfast should be ready soon if you're awake in time. Also don't be messin with your bandages Sugarcube, ya got yourself one nasty bump on the head from hitting the side of the barn. When ya get to feeling better we need to talk. Applejack P.s. hope ya like Apple Pancakes. "Well, this is interesting." The clothes looked pretty big to be honest but hey, it beats wearing nothing but underwear right? After getting dressed you made your way down the stairs with something smelling delicious in the air as you soon follow it. You then find yourself in the living room with not one but four ponies most of which by the sofa.