Starlight Chronicles

Chapters

Remembering to Date
Diamond in a Rough Spot
The Lonely Pony and the Lost Changeling
Teaching a Lesson
Lemony Diamond Pie
Responsible Grownup Education
Mares and Stallions
Free the Press
A Nicely-Timed Holiday
Del’s New Job
This One Time at Flight Camp...
Cutie Mark Couples
Achievement Get
Spoony Love
Doctor o shiyō shita ocha
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Del Wanderer
Celestial Book Faire
Flashback: The Origin of Satsuma Apple
Sunshine Apartments
Winter Heat
A SCS Hearths Warming
Full Moon’s Farewell Tour
Flashback: Exposed
Scootaloo’s Choice
137 More Short Scenes About Hearts and Hooves Day
Dinner Date
Starlight’s Radiance
Fever Dream
Another Perspective: The Ultimate Question
An Imprecise Science
Change’s Silver Lining
Welcome Back, Wander-, er, Sparkle
Welcome to the Family
Order of the Heavenly Nostrils
Standing Up for Herself
Flashback: Sharing Kindness
Baby Pies
Del’s First Date
Siblings
Camping in the Orchard
Hello, Mr Sparkle
Forged Silver
Sweet Tempo
Father’s Day
Death of Harmony - The Loss
Resettlement
Flashback: NLR Girls
My Sister's Past is Today
The Illusion of Humanity
Sisterhooves Showdown
Sweet Symphony
Sparkles: Most Wanted
Daring Do and the Otherworldly Prince
Alba's First Date
Starlight Marries Apple Bloom
Replacement Coefficient
A Little Razzle Dazzle
Shining Silver
Co-op Campaign
Another Perspective: Zen and the Art of Gazebo Repair
Death of Harmony - The Crossing

Remembering to Date

Main Characters: Starlight, Apple Bloom
Cameos: Cheerilee, Twist, Rarity, Satsuma, Applejack
Original Start Date: October 18, 2012

Starlight stares in shock.

‘You want me to teach your class?’

Cheerilee sighs and nods. The teacher has just been offered the position of superintendent for the Ponyville area. Her first task is finding her replacement. ‘I have been given the power to hire anypony I want to replace me. Instead of a long, drawn-out process and interviewing an unknown number of candidates, I’d rather have somepony I know my students will love.’

‘Can’t we just be good friends? I already have somepony I love.’

Apple Bloom jabs her coltfriend.

‘Don’t think it will be without conditions. The school board will be watching us closely. I was picked because of my many years of service and great reputation with the students. They are a little wary of my administrative skills.’

‘I am... sure there is a cream for that,’ Starlight replies.

The young stallion gets two hooves to the gut from the mares surrounding him.

‘I mean, I’ll take the job.’

‘Good!’ Cheerile smiles. ‘You start Monday. Its a date!’

‘Date!? Who said anything about a date?’ Starlight stammers.

‘Yeah! We ain’t been on no date!’

Cheerilee stares back at the couple. ‘You have been living together for two weeks and in love for years, but you haven’t been on a date yet?’

‘We were waiting for marriage?’ the young stallion tries to dodge.

‘Ah mean, mah last date was with his pa. That’d be kinda weird, right?’

Cheerilee laughs as she turns to leave. ‘Oh, you two are as cute as his parents were when they were dating. Just make sure he keeps his, uh, attentions with just you, Apple Bloom.’

Starlight gasps. ‘I am appalled! Like I would look at any other pony than my beloved Apple Bloom.’

Apple Bloom groans. ‘See, Miss Cheerilee, we’re fine.’

‘That’s good,’ Cheerilee laughs. ‘Have fun on your first date. Whenever that is.’

The two young adults blush. Once Cheerilee is gone, they turn to each other.

‘We should go out some time...’ Starlight mutters.

‘Yeah. At least t’ celebrate yer new job and all.’

‘Right! That is a good reason, too. I mean, we’d be going out because we love each other too, right?’

‘O-of course!’ Apple Bloom hastily agrees. ‘It ain’t a like date always leads t’ other thin’s...’

‘Other things?’

The young mares cheeks match her mane. ‘Ya know... Like sex...’

‘OH! Right! Totally. We are just going to have our first date. It will be very romantic, but sex can wait for later.’

Apple Bloom stares into her coltfriend’s eyes. ‘Yeah.. Later...’

Starlight stares back. ‘We’re mature adults. Romance first, right?’

‘Yeah...’ Apple Bloom looks over the young stallion’s body. ‘Very mature.’

Starlight starts leaning close. ‘Just a date...’

The couple’s lips touch. Starlight runs a hoof through Apple Bloom’s mane. She pushes him back into a bookshelf. She reaches for his mane too, but brushes his horn, earning a gasp from the young stallion. They break their kiss, saliva still connecting them.

‘I love you,’ Starlight pants.

‘Ah love ya, too.’

They start leaning in when a book falls from the shelf and nails the young stallion on the back of the head.

‘Y’all okay!’ Apple Bloom gasps.

‘I’m fine,’ Starlight groans. ‘Hey, since it is only Saturday, I should start getting ready. Monday is just around the corner.’

‘Right. Don’ wanna be caught unprepared.’

‘Definitely. I don’t want to be unprotected... from the students!’

‘Yeah. Don’ want y’all t’ be rubbed raw yer first time.’

The two young adults stare into each other’s eyes again. The sexual tension is thick. They quickly turn away from each other.

‘Ah gotta clean up and do some filin’.’

‘Yeah, uh, school stuff.’

They hurry to their tasks, both taking a lingering glance at the other’s plots as they go.

Starlight trots through town. He spent the whole day preparing for his first day of teaching in order to keep his physical feelings towards Apple Bloom from overpowering his romantic feelings. He even made up other errands to keep himself busy. The unicorn trots through the market looking at the stalls when the thought hits him that he should find a gift for their date. The local confectionary catches his eye and he heads in.

‘Welcome to Twist’s Treats!’ the confectioner greets. She looks away and grumbles, ‘A subsidiary of Bon Bon’s Confections.’

Starlight laughs. ‘If you’re half as good as Apple Bloom says, you can be a subsidiary of Lunamoon Entertainment for all I care.’

‘Oh!’ Twist gasps. ‘You’re Apple Bloom’s coltfriend.’ She takes in the young stallion. ‘She’s a lucky one.’

‘You’re not that bad yourself.’

‘You flatter me, but I already have a handsome unicorn waiting for me.’

‘And I have a beautiful, red-maned earth pony back home. Doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the view.’

Twist smiles. ‘Are you flirting with me to get a discount?’

‘If it is working, yes. If not, then no, I am really this into you and totally not levitating items out the back.’

Twist laughs. ‘You’re a friend of Apple Bloom. Of course, I was going to give you a discount without asking.’

‘Sweet! Literally in this case.’ The young stallion looks around. ‘So, uh, what does she like?’

‘You’re her coltfriend. You should know.’

Starlight keeps looking. He bites his lip out of nerves. Twist laughs and sighs.

‘If it is not that pressing, I can make a batch of apple candy for you to pick up tomorrow.’

‘That would be great. I am really lost when it comes to this relationship stuff.’

‘Just remember the her eyes are up here’ -- Twist points to her face -- ‘and not here.’ She points to her rump.

Starlight blushes and gives a small whimper. ‘I don’t think about those sorts of things at all! She is a precious jewel, not some... something else not as precious!’

The unicorn turns and marches towards the door.

‘Don’t forget to come back tomorrow,’ Twist laughs.

‘For Apple Bloom, I never forget.’

After their day apart, the couple eats a quiet meal together. They both keep nervously looking at each other. Starlight gives a weak laugh.

‘Why are we nervous about a date? We eat together all the time.’

‘R-right,’ Apple Bloom agrees. ‘Ah mean, we even live under the same roof. We even slept t’gether as foals.’

Starlight turns bright red. ‘We did? I thought you said...’

Apple Bloom blushes and stares at her plate. ‘Ah got cold one night and may have cuddled up while ya were still sleepin.’

‘Oh...’

The two ponies stare at their meals silently for what feels like an eternity.

‘Not t’ mention Ah went on that date with yer father,’ Apple Bloom blurts out.

‘Yeah. That isn’t weird at all.’ Starlight takes a bite of food. ‘What sort of things did you do?’

‘Ah was younger than when we first met. We did stupid kid thin’s.’

‘Oh... I like stupid kid things.’

‘I like ya...’

‘I love you.’

‘Ah love ya too.’

The couple starts leaning across the table to kiss. Right before their lips touch, Starlight’s mobile goes off. The young stallion falls out of his seat in surprise. He levitates the mobile to his ear.

‘Hello? Oh, hey, Cheerilee.’ He covers the mouthpiece. ‘Mind if I take this?’

‘Go ahead.’

Starlight nods and uncovers the mobile. ‘Sorry. We’re in the middle of dinner, but I can talk.’

The young stallion trots out of the room. Apple Bloom lets out a long sigh and goes back to her meal.

With Starlight out prepping for teaching the next day, Apple Bloom uses the next day to call in an expert to help her plan for her date. Apple Bloom looks at the dress she is wearing while Rarity stands off to the side watching her friend.

‘This is great!’ Apple Bloom compliments. ‘Ah look amazin’!’

‘Hmm. It is just one I modified from a base design to fit you,’ Rarity sighs. ‘I still have to add some embellishments and fit it better.’

‘Wait? Are ya givin’ me another of Sweetie’s dresses like mah last date?’

‘Heavens no!’ Rarity gasps. ‘All of hers are custom designed for the various tasks her instructors put her through.’

‘Ya mean like one fer singin and another fer concerts?’

‘Something like that,’ the older mare dodges.

Apple Bloom spins around. ‘Feels like Ah’m wearing nothin’ at all.’

‘That’s the point, darling,’ Rarity laughs. ‘Just wait until I get it fit better. Then when Starlight sees you, you’ll be thanking me for the easy access.’

The young mare stops and turns bright red. ‘Easy access?’

‘Of course, darling.’ A grin spreads over Rarity’s face. ‘That is the best part of a date. A lady must always look her best and have a regal air about her, but she can be ready for a little fun as well. If you are looking for something more erotic, just tell Velvet you’re my friend and she should give you the royal treatment.’

Apple Bloom stares at the ground and kicks a bit. Rarity laughs to herself. The door to the library opens and Starlight trots in.

‘Oh. Sorry,’ the young stallion apologizes. ‘I didn’t know... You look beautiful.’

The young stallion stares at his fillyfriend in awe. Apple Bloom starts to look up at her coltfriend but stops and gasps. Rarity turns and smiles, too. Starlight glances down.

‘I’ll be in my room!’ the young stallion shouts. ‘School stuff!’

Starlight teleports away before he gets even more embarrassed.

‘If he is like that now, wait until he sees the final design,’ Rarity purrs. She sniffs the air. ‘You mark it, you buy it.’

Finally, the big day has arrived! After much anticipation, something Starlight has been preparing for his whole life is about to be achieved.

The unicorn teleports into the busy Ponyville schoolhouse. The gossiping students start calming down. Satsuma groans and hits his head against his desk.

‘I have some good news and some bad news,’ Starlight announces. ‘First, the bad. Cheerilee won’t be teaching you anymore.’ The students moan. ‘But! The good news is that I will be your new teacher from here on out!’

The class cheers for their new teacher. Satsuma groans again.

‘Settle down. Settle down. It will take some time before we really get into a good rhythm. First of all, we have to clear up some very important business. Satsuma! What sort of things does your aunt like?’

‘What? I don’t know?’ the colt grumbles. ‘Why are you asking?’

‘I may or may not have a very important date with her, and I wouldn’t mind some help making it perfect.’

‘Oh, well, in that case, she loves when stallions brag constantly. She is totally not put off by bad manners and niggling. Her favorite foods are garlic, onions and horseradish. And you should make her pay. She loves paying.’

Starlight nods thoughtfully. ‘You have detention.’

‘I thought as much.’

Apple Bloom paces behind her sister’s stall. She is trying to stay out of sight of the customers.

‘Ah can do this. Ah can do this,’ the young mare mumbles to herself.

‘Obviously not, if ya're here and not in the library,’ Applejack comments.

‘Who told ya that!’

‘Calm down, AB. Ya don’ wanna be too worked up befer yer date. Remember how worked up ya were befer yer date with Jimmy? Ya almost ruined it by not actin’ like yerself.’

Apple Bloom glares. ‘How’d ya know? Were ya there?’

Applejack scrunches her face and looks away. ‘Nope. Ya, uh, told me afterwards.’

‘Right...’ Apple Bloom laughs nervously and sits in the dirt. ‘Y’all know this is only mah second date... ever.’

‘Eeyup.’

‘Ya don’t have anythin’ else t’ say cept be mahself?’

‘Nope!’

‘What if he wants t’...?’

‘Big nope!’

Apple Bloom stands and trots away. ‘Thanks a lot!’ she snorts.

Applejack laughs and waves. ‘Eeyup!’

Starlight teleports into Neightponese Imports. He looks around and goes to the counter.

‘Scootaloo. I wanted to as...’

‘Niisan!’ Rei cheers. She flies over. ‘I heard about your date! I got this for you!’

With all eyes on the conversation, Rei sets a small box on the counter and smiles. Starlight blushes and his horn glows. Scootaloo falls over laughing. Starlight calmly picks the box up in his mouth and teleports away.

Starlight comes out of his teleport in his room back at the library. He sets the box in a drawer and seals it with a magical shield. The young stallion sighs and trots out of his room. He bumps into Apple Bloom who is coming out of her room in her new dress. The two ponies stare at each other, blushing. Starlight casts a spell and instantly becomes clad in a handsome suit, complete with tie. He holds a hoof up for his date. She smiles and takes his hoof. The unicorn teleports them away.

The couple trots back into the library late at night. Apple Bloom leans against Starlight. They exchange light kisses as they trot to their rooms.

‘Thank ya fer the date. Ah had a lovely time. Ah am a lucky mare t’ have somepony like ya.’

‘Thank you. I was honored to have your company for the evening.’

Starlight leans in and gives Apple Bloom a kiss. He starts to turn, but his hoof is caught by hers. He looks back and sees a crafty grin on the mare’s face. Apple Bloom takes the young stallion’s tie in her hoof. He grins and moves into to kiss Apple Bloom again. The couple makes their way to Apple Bloom’s bedroom, lips locked the whole way.

Author's Note

Starlight Timeline: His first date. His first time, er, 'spending the night' with Apple Bloom. Gets his job teaching at the schoolhouse.

Story Event: Title is a reference to A Date to Remember, TWP's first date

Diamond in a Rough Spot

Characters (Human): Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Starlight, Rei, Razzly
Characters (Pony): Featherweight
Original Start Date: October 3, 2012

Scootaloo parks her motorcycle behind the store and takes off her helmet. She lets the breeze blow her hair all over her face. Nothing beats an evening ride to help relax after a long day. She does not really care if she scared half the city as she sped through the streets, just as long as she gets some speed and blows off some steam.

Speaking of blowing off steam, Scootaloo starts unzipping her bodysuit before she enters her home, letting the night air cool her exposed skin. She slowly starts slipping out of her skin-tight leathers as she heads upstairs to her apartment. She steps out of the bodysuit soon after entering her apartment. In just her panties, Scootaloo finds her phone and checks it for messages. She groans at her empty voicemail and goes to take a shower.
…

Later, Scootaloo relaxes on her couch while watching television. She is only wearing a towel over her shoulders, which makes for a very difficult and awkward time when the pizza boy comes by with her dinner. Almost exposing herself to a stranger aside, Scootaloo’s boredom is catching up with her. She sighs, picks up her mobile and dials a number.

‘Hey, Featherweight. You free to hangout? … Oh. Okay. Well, I look forward to reading your article when it comes out.’ Scootaloo groans and hangs up her call. She dials another number. ‘Hey, Diamond. Are you..? … Well, sorry for wanting to do something with a friend! You can always do that here!’ The young woman growls as she hangs up. She takes a deep breath and makes one more call. ‘AB, are you free? Wanna come over? … Oh, well, if you are really tired, then it is... Uh, hey, Starlight. Uh, sure. You can hangout instead. Just give me a bit to clean up. … What do you mean "di..."?’

The call ends. Scootaloo stares at her mobile for a moment before sighing and getting up to clean her apartment and get dressed.
…

Scootaloo and Starlight sit on her couch playing a video game. Both lean forward as they glare at the screen intensely. Victory music plays, and Scootaloo leans back and shouts.

‘Damn it! It is like playing against your dad. You’re too good.’

‘Good? I can barely win against my mom half the time,’ the young man laughs. ‘Thanks for the compliment.’

Scootaloo sighs and takes a drink of a soda. ‘So, wanna go again?’

Starlight gets up and stretches. ‘Nah. It is getting late. I should get some rest before class tomorrow.’

Scootaloo escorts her guest to the door. ‘Fine. It was great having you over.’

‘Anytime. I like hanging out with friends.’

‘Hey. When I called, was AB worn out from..?’

Starlight smiles and winks. ‘Yep.’

Scootaloo blushes. Starlight laughs and pats his friend on the shoulder as he walks out the door.

The next day, Scootaloo slumps on the counter at work as she watches the store. Beside her, Diamond Tiara leans against the counter and types on a tablet.

‘Sorry I couldn’t make it last night. I was watching some trades very carefully and couldn’t be distracted,’ the business-savvy woman says while scanning the latest market reports.

‘Whatevs,’ Scootaloo grumbles. ‘Not like you ever come over anyway.’

‘Well, I might if you clean up more. That pay-by-the-hour motel you wanted to go to in Japan last year probably was the only place dirtier than your apartment. How Daring puts up with you...’

‘Hey! One, Daring and I get along fine. Two, maybe I’d clean more if you came by more. And three, those places have to be very clean given what they are used for.’

‘Please!’ Diamond Tiara rolls her eyes. ‘I probably would have gotten a STI just by looking at the bed.’

Scootaloo growls and stands up. She pulls her shirt off and shoves it in the other woman’s face. ‘Here! This is the shirt I was wearing that night when it was you who were in the mood! It is perfectly clean!’

Diamond Tiara shuts down her tablet, turns to her friend and sighs. ‘When you are done embarrassing yourself, I’ll be in the market at lunch. Don’t be too long.’

The young woman tosses her hair over her shoulder and marches out the door. Scootaloo throws her shirt down and growls. She looks around the store at everyone staring at her.

‘What are you looking at, pervs!’

The upset woman snorts loudly and storms out of the shop, slamming the door leading to her apartment. Rei quickly runs after her friend, taking a moment to stop at the counter.

‘We’re sorry for this,’ Rei tells the customers. ‘Um, we’ll be closed until I get back. Please don't steal. I know where you live.’

Rei locks the door between the shop and the backrooms. She jogs up the stairs after her friend. In her apartment, Scootaloo is angrily throwing garbage into a garbage bag.

‘You know, you don’t always have to use an argument as an excuse to clean up,’ Rei sighs.

‘I really don’t want to hear it right now!’ Scootaloo shouts back.

‘Good. Then take the rest of the day off and spend it with your girlfriend.’

‘Huh?’

Rei pulls a wad of money from her pockets. She counts off several bills. ‘Take a shower to clean up, put on something nice and go to lunch with your girlfriend.’

‘What?’

‘She said she would be in the market at lunch.’

‘Yeah! And she also said I was an embarrassment!’

Rei sighs. ‘That is not what she said. And if you were really listening, she was telling you to come to lunch with her.’

‘Wait, what?’

‘Now, take a shower, get pretty, and go to lunch with her. I gave you enough, so you’re paying.’

‘Wait a minute. What?’

Rei groans and pulls out a few more bills. ‘And if you are up to it afterwards, you are the one paying for the hotel room, too.’

‘Hold on a second. What are you saying?’

‘GEEZ! How the hell did you get so good with computers if you are so thick! Diamond Tiara wants to go to lunch with you! She was not mad at all, you idiot! Now get pretty and knock her socks off!’

Scootaloo stares at Rei. She looks down at the money in her hand then the gears finally turn.

‘Oh!’

Scootaloo runs to the shower. Rei groans and goes back down to the shop, taking the bag of garbage with her.

Later that night, Scootaloo lays in bed and stares at the ceiling. Beside her, Diamond Tiara works away on her tablet. Scootaloo lets out a sigh.

‘How come we always get a hotel room? Why don’t we ever go back to your place?’ Scootaloo asks. ‘I mean, you should have room in your mansion.’

‘We can’t,’ Diamond Tiara groans. ‘I’m too old to be having sleepovers with my friends anymore, and daddy will get suspicious if you keep coming over.’ She cuddles up to her friend. ‘We’re just lucky he saw you kissing Featherweight that one time. If he doesn’t think that you’re bi, then he won’t find out that I am, too.’

Diamond Tiara kisses Scootaloo on the cheek.

‘Well, if your dad’s place is out and my place is a dump, why don’t you get your own place? You are a genius at that financial stuff. You could afford it.’

‘Maybe.... but I don’t have enough for a down payment. I would have to sell some of my best stocks. If we wait a few years, I’ll be old enough to get my trust and then I’ll get us a great place for all three of us to live in.’

‘Three of us?’

‘Well, I am open to the idea of sharing you with Featherweight. He would have to pay his share of the rent, though.’

‘What if you had a boyfriend by then?’

‘Ugh. There aren’t any good men in this town that aren’t taken.’

‘What if you are living somewhere else?’

Diamond Tiara turns Scootaloo’s head to face hers and gives her a big kiss. ‘Then I wouldn’t be near you, sweetie.’ The two lovers smile at each other. ‘So, are you ready for round four?’

Scootaloo's smile grows. She laughs as she slips under the covers. Diamond Tiara puts her tablet away right before letting out a big squeal.

Scootaloo sleeps at the counter at work the next day. She and Diamond Tiara were up all night fooling around. Neither of them got much sleep. A box of Pocky pokes the sleeping clerk in the nose. The box pokes again. Scootaloo snorts and wakes up. She looks over the counter. A short young girl with long deep purple and silver hair is holding several boxes of Pocky.

‘Are you okay, miss?’ Razzly asks.

Scootaloo yawns. ‘I’m fine. Is that all?’

Razzly nods and puts the boxes on the counter. Scootaloo starts scanning their UPCs. Suddenly, the door bursts open, and Diamond Tiara rushes in clutching her tablet. She runs around the counter and buries her face in Scootaloo’s chest.

‘Scootaloo! You have to help me!’ the distraught woman sobs. ‘Daddy found out that we were out together last night and what we did and we just had a big fight. I don’t know what to do! I didn’t know where else to go!’

‘Uh...’ Scootaloo looks down at Razzly. ‘Hey, do you mind waiting a moment?’

‘I guess so...’

‘Thanks.’

Scootaloo comforts her friend and leads her to the back. Razzly sighs and shrugs. She goes around the counter, finishes ringing up her purchase, puts her money in the register and sits at the counter eating her snack. Rei walks past reading a comic.

‘Hey, Scoots. You get shorter?’
…

Scootaloo has comforted Diamond Tiara enough to calm her down. They are laying on Scootaloo’s bed while she holds the crying woman and strokes her hair.

‘I’m sorry for bothering you like this,’ Diamond Tiara sobs. ‘I didn’t know where to turn. I am scared that daddy is mad and hates me.’

‘It is fine. We did nothing wrong. We can’t help who we fall in love with. You shouldn’t worry so much.’

‘I know... but I was brought up so...’

‘Yeah... My dad was the same way. At least yours never beat you.’

Diamond Tiara hugs tighter. ‘I forgot how rough you had it.’ She buries her face in her friend’s chest again and sobs, ‘I am so sorry.’

‘Don’t worry. You’re safe now.’ Scootaloo takes a deep breath. ‘Do you want to talk about it?’

Diamond Tiara whimpers and holds tight. They hear someone enter the apartment.

‘Dear sweet baby Celestia. This place looks like a landfill exploded,’ a calm and smooth male voice comments.

Scootaloo growls. Diamond Tiara giggles. The host gets up and looks out of her bedroom. A well-dressed man with slicked-back hair is casually looking around, occasionally dropping garbage in the nearest bin he can find. Diamond Tiara peeks out, squeaks and hides behind her girlfriend.

‘What do you want, Filthy?’ Scootaloo snorts.

‘I prefer “Mr Rich”,’ Filthy Rich replies. ‘I would like a word with my daughter if that is not too much to ask.’

‘She can hear whatever you have to say just fine.’

Mr Rich groans. ‘If that is the case... First, I would hope this is not the place where she spent last night. I’d ask for some penicillin, but I think I just threw out most of your stock.’

Diamond Tiara giggles.

‘We spent the night somewhere much better,’ Scootaloo snorts back.

‘Good. Also good hearing you were who she spent the night with. I would hate my daughter to end up with someone I didn’t approve of.’

‘Wait, what?’

Mr Rich taps his chin. ‘Now, if I remember correctly, your employer is the one who owns this building, so renting that other room is probably out of the question...’

Diamond Tiara peeks out. ‘Daddy?’

‘So I guess I’ll just have to give you this.’

Mr Rich walks over to the women. They take a step back when he extends a hand. A key sits in his palm.

‘The money you save on hotels can be spent on a maid. … I highly recommend spending it on a maid.’

‘What is this?’ Scootaloo asks.

‘If I am doing my maths right, you have been seeing my daughter for about ten years now. That is a key to our backdoor. Just park your bike by the kitchen and come in that way. It is the quickest way to her room.’

‘You’re not mad that I am seeing Scootaloo, daddy?’ Diamond Tiara asks.

‘Heavens no! I was upset that you stayed out all night without so much as an email.’ Mr Rich pokes his daughter’s tablet. ‘You have that thing with you everywhere you go.’

‘I’m sorry...’

‘And if you ever want to get your own place together, I am willing to help cover my daughter’s part until she can afford her own way.’

‘Actually, daddy...’ Diamond Tiara holds her tablet out. Her stock market program is running. ‘I made ten thousand last month and have a net worth of over fifty thousand after taxes. I plan to have that doubled by the end of the quarter.’

Scootaloo is shocked. ‘You are worth that much, and you can’t afford a down payment on an apartment!’

Diamond Tiara scoffs. ‘I was talking about a starter home, like the former Carousel Boutique. You know, something small like that.’

Scootaloo groans and goes back into her room. She falls back on her bed.

‘I think having a place like this would be good for you,’ Mr Rich comments.

‘But da~~~d!’

‘We can always move their stuff out of the study!’ Rei shouts, popping her head into the apartment.

‘That is all right,’ Mr Rich laughs. ‘I think we can find something good on our own.’ The man turns to leave. ‘Diamond Tiara. We have some stuff to talk about. The least of which is telling me how you made that much money.’

Diamond Tiara sighs. ‘Well, I am perfect.’ She hops back into Scootaloo’s room. ‘Thanks, even if I was freaking out over nothing.’ She kisses her girlfriend. ‘I’ll call you later.’

Diamond Tiara follows her father from the apartment. They both nod toward Rei as they pass. The older woman smiles at the guests before popping back in the apartment.

‘Break’s almost over unless you want me to pay Razzleberry instead.’

Scootaloo groans and gets up. She walks past a giggling Rei as they head back to work.

Scootaloo is up late gaming again. She has a headset on to talk with her friends.

‘So, Mr Rich is going to help Diamond buy Carousel Boutique until Diamond can afford the place on her own. She’s going to have to make it a stock consulting business or something.’

Pfft. Stock market. That is like picking pennies up off the street, Starlight snorts.

Yeah. That’s ‘cause yer a cheater, Apple Bloom shoots back.

I thought you weren’t allowed to time travel, Rei asks.

If I take you, promise not to tell dad? A player gets eliminated. Come on!

Tsk. Tsk. Trying to bribe our sister. Some little brother you are, Satsuma scolds.

That’s a week of detention.

I’m telling m... Another player is eliminated. The frak!

Play nice, little brothers, Rei groans.

Yes, ma’am, the two brothers mumble.

Scootaloo laughs. She taps her headset. ‘Hey, Featherweight. You got anything to say?’

Featherweight looks up from a keyboard. ‘What? Huh?’

His avatar has been eliminated from the game for quite some time. The pegasus sighs and saves the document he was working on.

‘Sorry. I was really focused on my latest article.’

`Geez. The way you fade in and out like that, it is like you are Spiderpony.’

Featherweight sighs and press a key on his keyboard. A new story is posted on a human fan fiction website. It is instantly favorited by the user Harpflank. The young stallion opens the actual article he should be working on.

‘You have no idea, Scoots. No idea...’

Author's Note

Story Timeline: Diamond Tiara's and Scootaloo's relationship is discovered by Filthy Rich. Diamond starts working as an investment consultant.

Story Event: Like Lyra in TWP, Featherweight reports on Ponyville via humanized fan fiction. Unlike TWP, humanized stories will be rare. If you didn't not like this style of chapter, it is one of very few.

The Lonely Pony and the Lost Changeling

Main Characters: Del, Fancy Pants, Fleur, Redheart
Cameos: Pearl Heart, Applejack, Diamond Tiara, Scootaloo, Rei, Starlight, Satsuma, Pumpkin and Pound Cake, Razzly
Original Start Date: December 30, 2012

Del trots through Fillydelphia on a cold, rainy night. The changeling shivers as she looks for a place to stay for the night. The homes and businesses she passes close their doors and turn her away. Del sighs and finds an out-of-the-way alley. She arranges some boxes and boards beside a building and makes a small lean-to out of the rain. The changeling lets out a long sigh then gets a small meal from her pack and starts eating.

After Twilight and James Sparkle’s wedding, Del stayed in Ponyville for a couple more years, living with Rei and Inkie. When she felt ready, the young changeling travelled throughout Equestria, seeing everything she could. Most of the time, she stayed with members of her sister’s hive while doing odd jobs for various ponies. When Celestia and Chrysalis agreed to normalize relations between Equestia and the changelings, Del used the opportunity to permanently shed her pegasus disguise and travel openly. This caused most of the ponies who employed her to shun the changeling. The changelings she used to stay with that did not want to reveal themselves would no longer take her in. Del was forced to travel the world alone, doing what little work she could to survive.

After the battle with The Master, Del did not want to burden any of her friends and family and returned to the road. She knew she would have it tough, but she persevered and continued to work at being accepted for who she is and not an illusion.

The beautiful Fleur de Lis trots through Fillydelphia, levitating her umbrella over her head. She and Fancy Pants are out on a recruitment trip for the Trio’s school. She and her partner are exploring the city separately before meeting up for dinner. The model makes her way past a number of shops. She stops after hearing a sound down an alley.

‘Excuse me? Is somepony there?’ Fleur calls, using her magic to illuminate the alleyway.

Del looks up from her lean-to, shivering. Fleur gasps at the sight of the changeling.

‘Are you okay?’ the unicorn asks. ‘Come here and get out of the rain.’

Del nods and gets up. She joins Fleur under the umbrella. The unicorn uses her magic to dry Del’s hair. While Fleur is tending to the changeling, Fancy Pants trots up to the pair.

‘What have we here?’ the stallion asks.

‘She was hiding in the alley here,’ Fleur replies. ‘The poor dear looks half-starved.’

‘I naturally look this way,’ Del replies. Her stomach loudly growls. ‘Not that I am not hungry.’

‘Well, then, we must do something about that,’ Fancy Pants states. ‘Care to join us for dinner?’

Del looks away. ‘Most places don't serve those like me...’

‘I am certain we can find one that will,’ the stallion replies, laughing.

Fancy Pants trots away. Fleur motions for Del to follow. The party makes its way down the street. The few ponies out gawk at the sight of a changeling on the street. Del does her best to ignore the stares. The unicorns enter a fancy restaurant. Del stops outside.

‘Give me a second to change,’ the changeling says.

‘Nonsense,’ Fleur replies. ‘I think you look perfectly fine. Why hide your beautiful face?’

Del blushes. ‘I don’t want to scare anypony.’

‘If anypony is scared, then they just don’t know you well enough.’

‘We just met. You don’t know me.’

‘I know you are cold and hungry, not to mention quite lovely.’ Fleur smiles brightly. ‘What more do I need to know to help somepony out?’

Del blushes again and follows Fleur into the restaurant. Fancy Pants is waiting in the lobby. He smiles at the party and goes to the maitre d’.

‘Table for three,’ the unicorn requests.

The maitre d’ scowls towards Del. ‘Surely, you are joking. We do not serve their kind here.’

Del sighs and turns to leave, but Fleur stops her. Fancy Pants stands at his full height. The tall unicorn glares down at the maitre d’.

‘Sir, do you know who I am?’ Fancy Pants asks. ‘I happen to be a very powerful and influential pony. With but an utterance, I can destroy your establishment’s reputation in an instant. If you will not welcome all visitors to your establishment, then you might as well not welcome us as well. We will just have to find another place to dine. One more welcoming than here.’

Other patrons hear what Fancy Pants said and turn to watch the confrontation. They start murmuring about the threat. Some even start getting up. Fancy Pants slowly turns back to his party, giving the maitre d’ enough time to catch the unicorn.

‘Wait! We, uh, might have room for you after all...’

Fancy Pants smirks and turns back. ‘How wonderful.’

The maitre d’ sighs and leads the party away. Del giggles as she follows her new friends to their table. The changeling smiles kindly at the other patrons. Most smile and return to their meals. At the table, the maitre d’ helps both mares with their chairs, though he gives an upset sigh when setting a menu in front of Del.

‘Thank you,’ Del says to the maitre d’ before he leaves, getting a slight shudder in return. The changeling licks her lips as she scans the menu.

‘I am sorry we don’t have anything that suits your tastes,’ Fleur apologizes.

Del laughs. ‘I have lived with ponies most of my life. Unlike my kin, I am a vegetarian, nor have I ever fed on love.’ She looks over the menu. ‘I do not know which of my favorites to try.’

‘Why not them all?’ Fancy Pants asks. ‘Eat you fill.’ He licks his lips as he looks at the menu. ‘I know I will.’

Fleur sighs. ‘And ruin your diet while you are at it.’

‘When you get off the dessert menu, my dear, you will find a number of healthier options.’

‘I-I was just planning ahead. That is all.’

Del laughs at the ponies and goes back to planning her meal.

Back at Fancy Pants’ and Fleur’s hotel suite, Del is having her mane styled after a warm bath. Fleur hums a happy tune as she tends to the changeling.

‘You really are quite stunning,’ Fleur says. ‘I want to make you a model.’

Del blushes. ‘Um, thank you. Nopony has said that to me before.’

‘Hasn’t there ever been anypony you liked? You must have had a lot of suitors when you were younger.’

‘I’m really not that old. I just grew fast, as all changelings do.’

‘Still doesn’t mean you didn’t have a coltfriend or two when you were younger.’

Del looks down and squeaks nervously.

‘Fleur, you are embarrassing the dear,’ Fancy Pants says from the doorway.

‘I’m sorry. Miss Del is just so lovely. Won’t she make the best model?’

‘It would be all up to her.’

‘Please, Del,’ Fleur begs. ‘You would be perfect.’

‘I don’t know...’

‘You would be making changelings more visible in Equestria. It would be a trailblazer for equality!’

‘Fleur, dear. You are coming on a little strong.’

‘Oh. Sorry, Del.’

‘It is okay...’ Del smiles. ‘I’ll think about it. It would be good to have a somewhat normal life again.’

Fleur giggles and gets up. ‘I’ll have my friend Rarity come up with some designs if you are interested. She is the best fashionista in Equestria.’

‘You know Rarity?’

‘Of course we do,’ the unicorn mare replies. ‘All of us work together for a school in Canterlot.’

‘The one owned by Octavia?’

‘My, my. She knows more than she revealed,’ Fancy Pants laughs.

‘I grew up in Ponyville,’ Del explains. ‘My father was friends with them.’

Fleur laughs. ‘What luck. We’re heading there next. A lot of good prospects come from there. Maybe you might know somepony we could recruit.’

‘Hmm... My sister does own a shop there, and my new brother is the elementary teacher. It would be nice seeing them again.’

‘Well, you are well-connected indeed.’ Fancy Pants goes to the door. ‘We’ll be turning in for the night. Feel free to make yourself at home.’

Del bows. ‘Thank you.’

‘Sleep well, lovely,’ Fleur says before leaving.

‘You, too.’

The unicorns leave Del in her room. The changeling sighs and lays back on her bed. She levitates her pack to her. After some digging, Del gets out a small key. She looks at a closet before putting the key away. She pulls the blankets over herself and curls up.

Del wakes in the middle of the night. The pressure is too much, and she needs to use the washroom. On her way back to her room, she hears noises coming from the other bedroom.

‘Fleur, not now,’ Fancy Pants says. ‘Our new friend might hear.’

‘Oh, hush,’ Fleur sighs. ‘She is sleeping soundly.’

‘I still don’t think we sho...’ He lets out a low moan. ‘Oh, my.’

Del peeks into the room. She contains a gasp and watches for a few more moments before trotting back to her room, embarrassed. The changeling climbs into bed. She lets out a long whine.

‘I never even had a real date... let alone done... that!’

Del sighs again and tries to go back to sleep.

Nurse Redheart moans as she leaves the hospital locker room. She is ready to go home after a long day of work, but she has a stop to make first. The nurse trots to the children’s ward. Several foals are playing together. Redheart smiles as she watches the foals.

‘Pearl, it is time to go home.’

A light red earth pony hops up and goes to Redheart. She hugs him, and they leave together.

‘Did you have a good day?’ Redheart asks.

‘I did, mommy.’

‘Did you stay clean and wash your hooves after playing with any of the sick foals?’

‘Of course, mommy.’

‘That’s my boy.’

The two ponies head back towards town. Redheart yawns. Pearl looks up at his mom.

‘Um, mom, can we..?’

Redheart sighs. ‘It is getting late. We should get home and make dinner.’

‘Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase!’

‘Fine,’ the mare moans. ‘Just one, okay?’

‘Okay! Thanks!’

Pearl cheers and gallops ahead. Redheart sighs and follows her son. The family trots to the train station. Pearl gallops to the platform. Redheart pulls her son from the edge, and they sit and wait for the train. Soon, a whistle is heard. Pearl jumps up to watch the arriving train. The foal hops around the platform watching the passengers. He is so excited that he accidentally runs into a pony.

‘Sorry, mister,’ Pearl apologizes, rubbing his head.

‘Quite alright. It is always exciting visiting the train station,’ the pony replies.

‘I know! It is great! I try to come whenever I can.’

Redheart trots over. ‘Pearl, are you pestering travellers again?’ She turns to the pony. ‘I am very sorry.’

‘It is fine. He is quite the energetic young lad.’

‘Come on, Pearl. We should be getting home.’

Redheart pulls her son away. Pearl waves goodbye to the pony he ran into.

‘Miss Redheart!’

The nurse turns around in time to get a hug. When she breaks free, she looks into a smiling changeling’s face.

‘Del?’

‘It has been so long. How are you?’ Del asks.

‘I am fine. What are you doing back here?’

‘I’m travelling with my new friends.’

Del looks back towards the train. The pony Pearl ran into is levitating several bags from the train. Fleur steps to the platform.

‘Here are the last bags,’ the model says as she gives them to Fancy Pants.

‘Yes, ma’am,’ the stallion groans as he adds them to the rest of their luggage.

‘Mommy, your friend knows my new friend?’ Pearl asks.

‘Indeed we do,’ Fancy Pants replies, pushing a luggage cart.

Fleur trots over and gasps. ‘Del, you never mentioned having a friend this lovely.’

Redheart blushes. ‘You flatter.’ She bows. ‘We were just heading home for dinner. Del, we have to catch up while you’re here.’

‘We were going to dinner as well,’ Fancy Pants speaks up. ‘Perhaps you would like to join us? Perfect opportunity to catch up.’

‘Please, mommy,’ Pearl begs. ‘We almost never eat out.’

Redheart looks at the other ponies and sighs. ‘Very well. Let’s go.’

At the restaurant, Fancy Pants entertains Pearl with stories while Del and Redheart catch up. Fleur listens in on her friend’s conversation.

‘In addition to growing up, I see you grew your mane out,’ Redheart comments.

‘Well, since nopony tries shaving me bald any more...’

‘I only trimmed your mane that one time. You were making a mess of yourself. Don’t blame me if your father just let you do whatever you want.’

‘I take it there was some spat over Del’s lovely mane,’ Fleur speaks up.

‘Del was sick with a stomach bug. I had to trim her mane and tail to keep her clean,’ Redheart explains. ‘I am glad she was woozy, or I might have scars from her fangs in my leg.’

Del hisses at the nurse. Fleur giggles. Redheart rolls her eyes at the changeling.

‘What about you?’ Del huffs. ‘You didn’t have a foal last time I checked.’

Redheart looks at her son. ‘Pearl? Yeah. You remember my husband, right?’

Del nods.

‘Well, after you left, we conceived Pearl. Unfortunately, Pascal did not like my work ethic. I kept working all through my pregnancy and wanted to return to work right away. He didn’t want to take care of Pearl all day. I don’t think he really wanted to be a father, either.’ She sighs. ‘I guess it is poetic justice that I have to balance my schedule to take care of him. I have been taking him to the children’s ward to play during my shifts.’

‘You poor dear!’ Fleur gasps.

‘It is really bad when we have staff meetings that last all night. I wish I could show Pascal that I can do my share.’

‘Doesn’t he help at all? It is not fair to leave you alone,’ Del growls.

‘He still sends help and visits on occasion. It’s okay. We get by well enough.’

‘HMPF!’ Fleur snorts. ‘Well, as long as we are here, we will help in any way we can.’

Fancy Pants hears his partner’s vow and rolls his eyes.

‘I can watch Pearl for you tomorrow,’ Del offers. ‘If you don’t mind him coming with me to see my family, of course.’

‘That’s okay, Del. You don’t have...’ Redheart’s mobile buzzes. She checks her messages and sighs. ‘That would be great, Del. Thank you.’

Del looks at Fleur. ‘That way you two can continue looking for recruits.’

Fleur nuzzles Del. ‘You are so caring. The perfect role model for the changelings.’

Del squeaks and blushes. Fleur giggles and nuzzles her again.

Del trots through Ponyville with Pearl Heart on her back. She enters the bazaar and looks around. She smiles when she sees the shop she wants.

‘Hiya, Del!’ Applejack greets as the changeling trots up.

‘Good to see you, Jackie,’ Del replies.

Applejack shudders. ‘How many times have Ah asked ya not t’ call me that?’

Del giggles. ‘Sorry. Just messing with you, Applejack.’

The older mare snorts. ‘Anyway, what brin’s ya back here?’

‘I’m passing through with some new friends. They want to make me a model.’

‘A model? Shoot. That sounds... interestin’...’ She notices Pearl. ‘Well, who do ya have there? Is that Nurse Redheart’s son?’

‘Hello,’ Pearl greets.

‘I’m watching him today,’ Del explains. ‘He’s coming with me while I visit everypony. Is Satsuma around?’

‘He’s at school right now. Ya can catch both yer brothers at once.’

‘Nice. Thanks.’

‘How long are ya in town fer? Ah’d like t’ have ya over if ya have time.’

Del sighs, ‘I think my new friends will be moving on tomorrow. I don’t think I’ll have time.’

‘That’s too bad. Ya know yer always welcome t’ stay if ya have a chance. At least give me a heads up befer ya leave so Ah can see ya off.’

‘Right. I’ll keep that in mind.’ Del bows and turns to leave. ‘See you around, Applejack.’

Applejack waves. ‘Don’ be a stranger!’

Del waves over her shoulder. Pearl waves as he rides Del away.

‘You? A model? Really?’ Diamond Tiara scoffs as she sits behind the counter of Neighponese Imports, working on her tablet.

‘What is wrong with her being a model!’ Scootaloo argues. ‘She’s pretty enough.’

Del blushes. ‘Thanks, Scootaloo.’

‘Yes, she is,’ Diamond counters, ‘but I don’t think that is the real reason.’

‘Oh, really?’ Scootaloo groans.

‘Think about it. If they really work for the school Sweetie Belle goes to and she is really some weird ninja assassin like you claim, then why not want a changeling?’

‘What do you mean?’ Del asks.

Diamond sighs. ‘You can become anypony. You can slip through security in a snap to get to your target. Having a changeling model would be great, but I think they have another use for you.’

‘I have been captured by changelings before,’ Scootaloo huffs. ‘I know how mean they can be. Del would never hurt a fly.’

‘Actually, I had to dispatch rogue changelings that were trying to harm my little brother.’ Del looks disgusted. ‘Though I had sampled my sister’s blood when she adopted me, this last time was not as pleasant.’

Scootaloo stares at her friend in shock.

‘Told you,’ Diamond sings.

Rei trots up to the counter followed by Pearl. She looks upset. ‘Del, your foal is being mean to me. He doesn’t think that Pocky is healthy.’

‘But it has the healthy, running pony on the box,’ Scootaloo argues. ‘Did you show him that?’

‘Yeah, but he claims that his mom says it is bad for you.’

Del groans. ‘I ate my weight in candy when I was his size and I turned out fine.’

‘You also went to Colgate once a month,’ the older sister jabs.

‘That is because I cared about my dental hygiene, big sister.’ She smiles, revealing her fangs. ‘My teeth are more sensitive than you would think.’

‘My mommy says that Rei has to be forced to get checkups,’ Pearl blurts out.

‘Lies! Lies and slander!’

‘I think I hear her yelling when I am playing with the sick foals.’

Rei growls and shoves a Pocky stick in the foal's mouth. Scootaloo laughs.

‘Oh, please,’ Diamond groans. ‘Like you are any better.’

‘Ya know I don’t need to go to the hospital for nothin’!’

‘Ugh. Am I the only mare here that looks after her perfect figure and gets regular checkups?’

‘Shouldn’t you be looking for somepony to share your new place with?’ Scootaloo snorts.

‘Well, I wouldn’t have to if you and your coltfriend made more money.’

‘And you would make more money if you didn’t have to spend it all on cleaning supplies every month,’ Rei adds.

‘And if you cleaned up more often, I would stay over more often,’ Diamond finishes. ‘See how this works?’

Scootaloo grumbles and goes to the back offices. She can be heard stomping up to her apartment.

Diamond looks up from her tablet. ‘Do you think it was something we said?’

Del stands in front of a small crowd, a nervous grin on her face. Dozens of eyes stare at the changeling. Pearl sits happily on the floor and draws.

Starlight motions toward Del. ‘Class, this is my big sister Del. She is also Satsuma’s big sister. What brings you here, Del?’

‘Uh, I was just wanting to see you while I was in town.’

‘Awesome! Now, you’re our special guest!’ He turns to the class. ‘Unlike me, Del actually was a student here. She learned from Cheerilee before any of you did.’

The class ‘ohs’ at the information. Satsuma hits his head on his desk.

‘So, who has a question for Del?’ Starlight asks.

‘Is it true you once ate the entire stock of our store?’ Pound Cake asks.

Del licks her lips. ‘That was my first day in Ponyville... and each of my birthdays.’ She licks her lips again. ‘It is almost my birthday again.’

‘Ugh,’ Razzly grunts. ‘My daddy is a better baker than them. No offence.’

‘You can actually help at our store rather than just commenting on it,’ Pumpkin groans.

‘Ah, sis, it is okay,’ Pound defends. ‘We know Stormy is better. That’s why mom and dad hire him when they can.’

Pumpkin snorts and punches her brother in the foreleg. Pound hits her back. Before Pumpkin can strike again, Starlight teleports them out of the room.

Del stares at the ceiling and drools. ‘Stormy would make me tarts whenever I wanted...’

‘If you are in town this weekend, I could make you some,’ Razzly offers. ‘That is, unless we have homework tonight, hint, hint.’

‘I hear ya,’ Starlight sighs. ‘No homework tonight...’ -- the class cheers -- ‘except for Razzly who has to make enough tarts for both the class and Del.’

‘What! The Clever and Spectacular Razzle Dazzle does not like that assignment!’

‘As long as Razzleberry Souffle does her assignment, then Razzle Dazzle can be as upset as she wants.’

Razzly snorts and turns away, flipping her mane as she does.

Starlight rolls his eyes. ‘Any other questions for my sister?’

A spring green pegasus raises her hoof. ‘What do you do for a living?’

Del kicks the ground a bit. ‘Well, I am a bit of a traveller...’

‘Doesn’t that get lonely?’ Summer Rain follows up.

‘Well, uh, I met some nice ponies who want to make me a model.’

‘Does that mean you will be be able to visit more often?’ Satsuma asks.

‘I guess... I don’t know...’

‘I think what he is trying to say is that we want to see you more often than when you are just passing through or after I save the world,’ Starlight says.

‘Well, uh...’

A book hits Starlight in the head.

‘You showed up after dad saved the day!’ Satsuma shouts. ‘You didn’t do anything.’

‘It was my mom’s magic and our dad’s technology that saved the day. I am half him and half her, so I saved the day.’

Satsuma turns to his step-sister. ‘Del, come on. You were there. He just showed up and started kissing my aunt.’

‘And only heroes get kisses, therefore I was the hero,’ Starlight argues.

‘I’m telling my mom on you!’

‘I’m telling dad!’

Del bonks Starlight on the head. She trots over and bonks Satsuma. ‘Geez! You two behave like.... Shut up.’

‘Brothers?’ Satsuma guesses.

‘I was going to say that!’ Starlight whines.

Del hits both her brothers again. The class giggles at them.

‘Knock it off, or I’m telling dad on both of you!’

‘I’m sorry,’ the brothers reply.

Del snorts and calmly turns back to the class. ‘Sorry about that. Are there any more questions? Or do you want to learn about changelings?’

The class murmurs before a dark pink earth pony raises her hoof. Del smiles and lets Sakura Sweets ask away.

Redheart returns to her home in the middle of the night. The tired mare drags herself through her living room to the dining room. A meal has been left out for her. She sighs and sits down to eat. Del comes out of the kitchen with a drink.

‘Oh, you’re back,’ Del notices. ‘Sorry we didn’t save you much. We didn’t have much to work with, either.’

‘It is all right,’ Redheart sighs. ‘This is pretty good.’

‘Thank you.’

Redheart stops eating and stares at her plate. She starts crying. ‘Thank you, Del. Thank you for helping out today.’

‘Are you okay?’

‘It has been hard raising Pearl on my own. I am so busy with him and work. I haven’t been out with my friends in forever. Then nights like tonight with meetings all night...’

Del hugs the upset mare. ‘Shh. It is okay.’ She starts charging a spell on her horn. ‘Everything will be fine.’

‘What are you doing?’

‘Changelings are beings of emotion. Most ponies only know of the desire to eat love, but they don’t know we work with other emotions. When I lived with my sister and her hive, I learned how we could make ponies feel better. We take away fear and hate and worry.’ She sighs. ‘Sure, that is all for the purpose of eventually draining their love, but I want to use what I learned to help ponies. Now, relax.’

‘Th-that’s all right, Del. I am fine.’

‘You took care of me when I was small. Please let me return the favor.’

Del touches her horn to Redheart’s head. A green glow surrounds the earth pony. She takes a deep breath and falls asleep. Del smiles and lifts Redheart to her back, taking the mare to her bed.

The next morning, Del trots through Ponyville with Pearl Heart on her back. The young colt squeals and hops down when he sees where they are going. He gallops up to the train station platform. Del trots up calmly behind the excited colt. She finds him chatting with Fancy Pants. Fleur trots over to the changeling.

‘So wonderful to see you again!’ Fleur greets.

‘Sorry if I am late,’ Del apologizes.

‘Perfectly on time. Did you have a good visit?’

‘Yes.... I sorta wanted to talk to you about that...’

Fleur smiles. ‘You want to stay, don’t you?’

Del nods. ‘Sorry. Being a model sounds nice, but I want to be with my friends and family more.’

The unicorn laughs. ‘That is fine. We figured something like that would happen. Come with us.’

Fleur trots away. Fancy Pants lifts Pearl and follows. Del catches up to the unicorn mare.

‘Where are we going?’

‘You’ll see,’ Fleur giggles.

The unicorns lead Del through the town to a photo studio. The photographer is set up for a shoot.

‘You can always do your modelling here,’ Fleur explains. ‘There is no reason we can’t come to you.’

‘But, what about...?’

Fancy Pants puts a hoof on his friend’s back. ‘Don’t worry about it, Del. There are more important things in life.’ He sets Pearl on the ground. ‘Like this little guy. I assume you are watching him for his mother.’

Del kicks the ground. ‘It isn’t good for him to have to be with the sick foals all day, and she needs the help, and...’

Fleur shakes her head. ‘Darling, you are overthinking everything. You just have to be your lovely self.’ She goes across the studio. ‘Come on. Let’s take some test shots. If they turn out fine and you like it, then we can plan to come take more in the future. How does that sound?’

Del looks at the unicorns smiling at her. She looks at Pearl, who is playing with the photographer’s camera. She back to at her friends and smiles.

Pinkie is throwing a ‘Welcome Back Del’ party at Sugar Cube Corner. All of Del’s friends and family are on hoof. Cup Cake goes to the back to get more treats.

‘It is so great having Del back,’ Rei squeals.

‘First I get a little brother, now my other big sister is back,’ Starlight and Satsuma say in unison.

Applejack and Apple Bloom facehoof.

‘Del, what are you going to be doing now that you’re back?’ Scootaloo asks.

There is no answer. Cup Cake trots into the room.

‘Mrs Cake, have you seen Del?’ Scootaloo asks.

‘Wait, didn’t ya jus go t get more snacks?’ Applejack asks.

‘I did what now?’ Cup Cake replies.

Pinkie goes around the counter and opens the door to the back. Del is stuffing everything in sight into her mouth. She stops and looks at everypony. She smiles, cake coating her fangs. Everypony sighs and leaves the changeling to her snack.

Author's Note

Del Timeline: Her return to Ponyville. She begins modeling part-time. She starts helping out Nurse Redheart at home.

Story Event: Hmm... This is very similar to a bedtime story told in TWP.

Fun Fact: Pearl Heart's love of watching trains is based on me. When I was younger, I would love watching planes in the airport. I know my mom would rather go home and do other stuff, but she was great for taking me to them and letting me watch a plane or two. Those were great times. Thanks, mom ^_^

Teaching a Lesson

Main Characters: Starlight, Night Light, Discord
Cameos: Twilight Velvet, Cheerilee, Perfect Score, Princess Celestia/Amy
Original Start Date: June 12, 2013

Night Light stands in front of a mirror and fixes his mane. Mane in order, he adjusts his tie. The unicorn looks his best for a special visitor. Twilight Velvet laughs at her husband as he trots out of the washroom.

‘A little much, dear?’ the mare giggles.

‘This is our first meeting,’ the stallion snorts. ‘I want to look my best. I am sure he has done the same.’

A doorbell rings. Night Light smiles and marches to the door. Twilight Velvet giggles and follows her husband. The stallion runs a hoof through his mane one last time before opening the door. A smiling Starlight waits on the other side.

‘Sup, gramps!’ the young stallion greets. ‘Great to see ya!’

Starlight grabs his grandfather in a big hug. Night Light grimaces and pats the other stallion on the back. Velvet laughs at her husband.

‘Grandma!’ Starlight lets go and hugs his grandmother.

Velvet smiles and returns the hug. ‘You must be Starlight. Twilight wrote about you all the time.’

Night Light brushes himself off. ‘Some details must have been omitted...’

Starlight lets go and looks around. ‘So this is where mom grew up... A lot smaller on the inside than where I grew up...’

Velvet giggles. ‘I traveled with your father once. I can believe it.’

The young stallion looks around again and sniffs. ‘So, when’s dinner? I’m starved.’
…

The family sits around a living room after dinner. Night Light pours himself a drink and sits. Starlight pats a full stomach.

‘Ah! So good,’ the young stallion sighs. ‘I definitely got my cooking skills from my dad since mom definitely didn’t learn from you.’

‘Glad you like it,’ Velvet giggles. ‘We’ll have to eat in more while you’re in town. Night Light and I were planning on taking you out to see everything Canterlot has to offer.’

‘As long as you take me to In-N-Out, I’ll be happy. Mom and dad really recommend that place.’

Velvet laughs again. ‘That is one of our favorites too.’

‘Sweet.’ Starlight looks around the room. ‘So, uh, mom says you’re teachers.’

‘Night Light still is,’ Velvet replies. ‘Since the accident, it got really frustrating trying to teach students the same age as me. I’ve been working for Heartstrings’ biomagical research for the past five years. I'm head of the program working on a method where a same-sex couple that are both not unicorns can reproduce. So far, it looks promising.’

‘Awesome. So wait,’ -- he looks at his grandfather -- ‘are you coming to the conference too?’

Night Light sets down his drink and sighs. ‘Yes. I will be representing Canterlot University.’

‘Your grandfather is quite influential with the Equestria Teacher’s Association,’ Velvet adds. ‘Some even say he should be the chairpony.’

‘Oh, that would be sweet,’ Starlight muses. ‘I could get all the changes I want to make done.’

‘More nap times?’ Night Light snorts.

Starlight shrugs. ‘More field trips. Better books. Revamp the library.’

The older stallion nods. ‘That would be a good cause.’

‘Totally. Apple Bloom and I would love a bigger TV to play PlayStation on.’

Night Light groans. Velvet giggles.

‘You two are so alike,’ the mare snickers.

The grandson laughs. The grandfather groans again.

‘Oh, don’t be like that,’ Velvet sighs. ‘You were so like him when you were his age.’ She looks at Starlight. ‘You might not be able to tell, but he was in the royal guards and traveled a lot.’ She smiles. ‘He even had the same manecut as you.’ -- Night Light blushes and runs a hoof through his mane, messing it up -- ‘He was such a goof too. He was so awkward and clumsy when we were dating in college.’ She giggles. ‘Amelia hated him so much.’

Night Light snorts. ‘It was her own fault. She thought I was stealing you from her, but then she goes and gets herself a coltfriend of her own.’

‘You were so fun back then. One time, he spent all night replacing the labels in our chemistry lab. Half the students turned different colors when the reactions exploded on them.’

‘Heh, heh. That was fun.’

‘Oh! Remember the time after you got tenure, and you gave your students that test...’

‘And they were all marked “zero”!’

‘But they didn’t remember the test.’

‘And I convinced them that they had done so poorly that I used a mind control spell to erase the event from their memories.’

All three unicorns laugh at the story.

‘That was the best final I ever gave,’ Night Light sighs.

‘You seem like you were pretty wild,’ Starlight comments. ‘What happened?’

The grandfather instantly frowns. ‘I got responsible. That’s what happened. You can’t support two foals if you are screwing around all the time.’

The other stallion nods. ‘Yeah. Look where it got my dad: a third foal he didn’t know about for five hundred years.’

Night Light snorts and sips his drink. ‘Yes. A little too much screwing around there.’

‘Of course, at the same time, he married my mom and had me, so it all worked out for the best.’

‘The very best.’

‘Like nopony ever was.’ Starlight snorts at the joke.

Night Light finishes his drink and groans.

Velvet snorts. ‘Oh, you sang that song to Shining every night when he was a foal. You even got the other game so you could surprise him with new catches when he got up in the morning.’

‘Gramps was a gamer?’

‘Not as much as your father,’ Velvet explains, ‘but he wanted to make his children’s experiences the best.’

‘Wants the best for his kids, eh?’ Starlight taps his chin. ‘Well, there are twenty-two years of birthdays, Hearths Warmings and Kwanzaas to make up for with his grandson...’

Night Light groans again as he gets up to get another drink.

‘Twenty-two? You’re as old as your mother when she got married.’ She gasps. ‘Then you’re only seven years younger than me!’

‘Just physically,’ the older stallion mumbles.

‘I never hear you complaining about that.’

Night Light spits out his drink.

Starlight grimaces. ‘Okay. That is worse than when my parents flirt.’ He stands up. ‘I’m going to go throw up then turn in for the night. Which way to my room?’

‘We set you up in your mother’s room,’ Velvet replies. ‘Just look for the one full of books.’

‘So just like home...’ the young stallion muses as he trots away.

Velvet giggles at her grandson before turning her attentions back to her husband. ‘So... you notice your wife is thirty years younger than you... physically. Are you sure you don’t want to check that figure?’

Night Light tenses up. He turns in time to get his wife’s tail run over his snout. Velvet winks and heads to their bedroom.

A large dark form watches a group of ponies gambling in a back alley. An earth pony rolls a pair of dice. He smiles as the numbers come up in his favor. The dark figure snaps his talon. The dice fall to an unlucky number. The pony groans as his money is taken away.

Discord cackles as he flies away. He flies around Canterlot looking for something to do. He spies a couple sharing a moment together. A snap of his talon bends the probability of them conceiving toward the positive. He spots a white unicorn with a pink mane shooting rubberbands at a statue of Celestia. He laughs as he makes a shot go wide and hit a street vendor. The Lord of Chaos flies around looking for his next target. A light in a window catches his eye. Starlight reads one of his mother’s old books in bed.

‘You know, that is about that book's ower's husband,’ Discord says, shrinking himself to fit in the window.

‘Enigmatic Scientist? I was at the reception,’ Starlight replies.

Discord frowns. ‘You’re not another Time Lord, are you?’

‘About fifty-fifty.’

‘What?’ Discord studies the pony. ‘Have I seen you before?’

‘Possibly. I’ve been around. Nightmare Moon’s banishment, customer appreciation day, my dad’s wedding. Most recently, I was at a party because my mom saved Equestria for, like, the umpteenth time.’

‘Who are you?’

‘Starlight Clarke Sparkle!’ the young stallion introduces. ‘Greatest unicorn to ever live!’ He covers his mouth and whispers, ‘Not counting my mom before her coronation, of course.’ He sighs, ‘What a lovely day that was.’

‘You’re the son of James and Twilight?’ Discord gapes.

‘And you’re Discord. You’re a lot less scary than history texts make you out to be.’ He stares at the visitor. ‘And my sister has much bigger fangs.’

Discord leans against a wall. ‘Sorry. I’m still amazed that they had a child.’ He looks at the unicorn. ‘You do know my past, right? My origins?’

‘Yeah. Rei told me. You’re, like, my dad’s body after a regeneration.’

‘We always wanted a foal of our own,’ Discord sighs. ‘Rei and her siblings were enough to make me happy and to think we had a child, but you... I’m a little taken aback.’

‘I ain’t gonna hug ya and call ya “dad” if that is what you are expecting.’

‘You sound how I expect your brother would.’

‘Yeah, but he’d grill you worse than my mother would.’

Discord laughs. ‘I would really enjoy meeting him someday, but for now I must go.’

‘I have a conference at the palace. Hopefully, I’ll see you around.’

‘Sounds like a plan.’ He goes to the window and poses. ‘Chaos, away!’

Starlight laughs and goes back to his book.

Cheerilee waits by the palace entrance. She checks her mobile and sighs. There is a bright blue flash as Starlight teleports in.

‘Sorry I’m late,’ the young stallion apologizes. ‘I was getting us some coffee, and Seaddle’s Best is best from Seaddle.’

‘Actually, you are early,’ Cheerilee replies, taking a cup of coffee. ‘I’m surprised to see your glasses, too. I would have thought you were going to sleep in.’

‘Glasses?’ Starlight adjusts his. ‘What does that mean?’

Cheerilee sighs and enters the palace. ‘Either you are channeling your mother and really don’t notice or you are acting like your father and trying to mess with me.’

‘Is it working? I can't tell.’

The mare groans and drinks her coffee. They pass other groups of teachers. Guards direct the teachers to a conference room.

‘So, what is this meeting about?’ Starlight asks. ‘Am I getting the Most Awesome Teacher in Equestria Award or something?’

Cheerilee rolls her eyes. ‘You haven’t been teaching long enough to earn any awards. This is just our semiannual meeting of the Equestria Teacher’s Association. All the superintendents and/or top teachers from a district meet to discuss the current issues in education.’

‘Top teachers, eh?’

‘I invited you since you are a new teacher and should have some knowledge of your field. I’ve been to enough of these to know they aren’t too exciting.’

‘We can always ask Discord to help out with that.’

‘Just what teachers need,’ Cheerilee groans, ‘more chaos.’

They take their seats. Starlight waves to his grandfather as he arrives. The older pony does his best to ignore his grandson, but he still waves back. A spectacled jade green unicorn with a short light lime green mane steps to the head of the conference table and taps it to get everypony’s attention.

‘Thank you all for coming. We may now begin this meeting of the Equestria Teacher’s Association. First item on the agenda is... Yes?’

Starlight lowers a hoof. ‘What’s your name? Shouldn’t there be introductions? When is lunch?’

The other unicorn sighs and glares. ‘Apparently somepony didn’t do their homework... I am Perfect Score. Principal of Canterlot High School and chairpony of the Equestria Teacher’s Association. And no, there won’t be introductions. Everypony should have the meeting roster in their information packet. As for your last question, if you keep disrupting the meeting, lunch may be canceled.’

‘Give him a break,’ Night Light groans. ‘Starlight is new. You can’t expect him to be up to speed on his first meeting.’

‘I expect all my students to have done their assigned reading before class begins.’

‘There was assigned reading?’ Starlight asks.

Perfect Score glares at the other stallion.

‘Sorry,’ Cheerilee apologizes. ‘Starlight was a last-minute recruit as I was leaving Ponyville. He didn’t have time to prepare.’

‘Hmpf. If you think I am going to excuse you since it is your first time as a manager, you have another thing coming. This is your first warning, for both of you.’

‘Warning?’ Starlight scoffs. ‘What are we? Foals?’

‘Starlight...’ Cheerilee whispers.

‘Mr Starlight,’ Perfect Score snorts. ‘If you are not going to take this meeting seriously, stand outside until you are sent for.’

‘So, because you won’t treat me like an adult and say I am not paying attention, you kick me out so I can’t hear the meeting.’ The stallion trots to the door. ‘I wonder how many students get punished for missing material because you were punishing them for missing material.’

Starlight closes the door behind him. Perfect Score takes a deep breath and continues with the meeting.
…

Starlight sits outside the conference room. His ears twitch as he listens in on the conversation. He yawns in boredom.

‘Not learning anything in school?’

‘I was homeschooled by the best,’ Starlight replies. ‘The ponies in there drain the fun out of learning.’

Discord leans against the wall next to the unicorn. ‘Why don’t you go in there and give them what they deserve?’

‘Why don’t you?’

Discord frowns. ‘Because Princess Sun-Butt put an anti-chaos spell on the room.’

‘That? Pfft. If it were that much of a threat, do you think I’d be out here?’

‘Hmm.’ Discord opens the door and tries entering. A powerful force field zaps him across the hall. ‘Touche, Sun-Butt.’

‘Lord of Chaos, eh?’

Discord glares. ‘You and your mother... So annoying.’

Starlight smirks. ‘We try.’

The conference room doors open again. The delegates file out.

‘Mr Sparkle, may I have a word with you?’ Cheerilee grumbles as she trots out.

‘Actually, I was planning on taking my grandson to lunch,’ Night Light interrupts. ‘You may join us if you like.’ He levitates a miniature Discord from behind Starlight’s neck. ‘You may not.’

Discord snaps his talon, returning to normal size. ‘Correction: It is your whole family.’

The Lord of Chaos makes socks appear on his feet and skates away on the palace floors. The ponies sigh and go to lunch.

Night Light levitates a tray of garden burgers to the table.

‘Now, don’t tell your grandmother we went here, and we might be back for dinner.’

‘Thank you for treating us, Mr Night Light,’ Cheerilee says, ‘but I wanted to talk to Starlight about his behavior.’

‘Yes, that was quite the show,’ Night Light states. ‘Very enjoyable. Ruffled Perfect Score’s feathers.’

‘He is a unicorn, not a pegasus,’ Starlight points out.

‘Correct,’ the older unicorn huffs.

‘That still doesn’t excuse your behavior,’ Cheerilee scolds. ‘With his power in the Equestria Teacher’s Association, he could cost you your job, and that might mean my job since I put so much weight behind hiring you.’

‘And of course, him targeting Starlight could be seen as an abuse of power,’ Night Light notes. ‘He has ruffled enough feathers to get voted out of his position.’

Starlight nods. ‘So the pegasus teachers don’t like him. Got it.’

‘Stop acting like your father and act like your mother for once!’ Cheerilee snaps. The others glare at her. ‘Sorry. I hate losing a student, and Starlight’s behavior isn’t helping.’

‘Miss Cheerilee,’ Night Light begins, ‘when I was your age, these meetings were more for building connections between schools and districts. While we are more focused on educational advances, we haven’t seen much development of technique. Starlight’s energy is just what the organization needs.’

‘If you’re so enthusiastic about it, then why don’t you run for chairpony?’ the mare counters.

‘That is a young pony’s job. I simply don’t have the strength.’

Starlight charges a spell on his horn. ‘How far in the future was the de-aging spell? You can be my age in seconds.’

‘That is what I am afraid of.’

Cheerilee sighs. ‘We have teacher discussions this afternoon. Starlight will finally get a chance to talk (something he is good at) and a chance to listen (which could use some work).’

‘Oh, he heard the earlier meeting.’ Night Light calmly sips his drink. ‘Just like he heard his grandmother and me last night.’

Starlight pales. ‘Please don’t remind me.’

‘Don’t have the strength, eh?’ Cheerilee goads.

Night Light sips his drink again. ‘I just have no idea where it goes.’

Starlight groans and stares at his lunch.

Back from lunch, the delegates gather in the conference hall. Perfect Score gives Starlight a wary eye as the younger stallion reclaims his seat. Once everypony is seated, the chairpony calls the meeting to order.

‘As is customary on the afternoon of the first day, we hear from teachers about their recent experiences,’ Perfect Score says. ‘Since there is only one new teacher here, let’s hear from Mr Starlight first.’

Starlight stands and bats a hoof. ‘Please, Mr Starlight is... Well, it is almost my grandfather’s name.’ -- Night Light groans -- ‘Just call me Starlight.’

‘Mr Starlight, just report on your meager teaching experiences.’

‘To be honest, not much to report, really,’ Starlight replies. ‘We go through the lessons day by day. I teach the foals what they want to learn, and they seem to enjoy it. I like that my little brother is one of my students. He is really smart and easily the best student. Oh! And I teach an after-school magic class.’ He sighs. ‘They don’t even know a simple teleportation spell. So much work needs to be done on the basics.’

‘Your father taught you, didn’t he?’ Night Light grumbles.

‘It was about fifty-fifty.’

Perfect Score gapes. ‘You teach the students what they want? What about the standards!’

‘We cover those,’ Starlight replies. ‘It just makes it easier if they hear what they want to hear. I tell them what we have to cover and they pick from that or if we’re ahead, we just cover whatever.’

‘That’s madness!’

‘Actually, it works quite well,’ Cheerilee argues. ‘The student’s test scores are higher than when I taught the class. They even demonstrate a better understanding of the material. Some of his colleagues at the other schools in town have begun using these methods. The magic instructors are reporting much quicker spell-learning rates, with better retention.’

‘But he is not following a standard method,’ Perfect Score stammers. ‘That isn’t teaching. That is...’

‘I’ve noticed that too,’ a dark yellow pegasus speaks up. ‘Whenever I would relate what we are covering to experiences from my life, the students remember the topic better on our exams.’

‘Right,’ a red earth pony agrees. ‘I have taken up baking as a way of teaching my students chemistry. They have a lot of fun and see the real world applications of the material. It is such a relief to have them see how science and mathematics are used in everyday situations.’

‘Seconded,’ A light brown unicorn says. ‘I have my students manage a chequebook to relate algebra to the real world.’

The other teachers start sharing their stories. The administrators and older teachers enjoy hearing their colleagues’ discussion. Perfect Score sits and glares at Starlight.
…

After the meeting ends for the day, the delegates continue chatting as they head to dinner or back to their hotels. Night Light waits for his grandson so they can meet with Velvet. Before the older unicorn can catch Starlight, Perfect Score pulls the young unicorn aside.

‘May I have a word with you, Mr Starlight?’

‘I think you just had nine.’

‘Yes. Well, I have been thinking about your contribution to the conference, and I think you have done more than enough. How would you like to have a day off tomorrow?’

‘But that would mean I miss the topics covered tomorrow.’

‘You have no need to worry about those. I am sure Miss Cheerilee will fill you in.’

‘That’s okay...’

‘Okay, how about this? You don’t come in tomorrow, and you’ll get a good mark on your record.’

‘Are you trying to bribe me to not show up?’

Perfect Score shrugs. ‘It is no big deal. A good mark doesn’t really mean anything. It is like a smiley face on a test. No real value. Just one day of hookey for a bit of faint praise.’

‘That really isn’t that enticing. Not to mention, my grandfather and Cheerilee would miss my glorious presence.’

‘Won’t we all... But think of all the fun you can have with a free day. See the town. Take in the sights. … Get back to your school early...’

Starlight steps away from Perfect Score. ‘Listen, I know what you are trying to do. If you don’t like me and how I act, just say so. Everypony else seems to like me. I won’t be changing who I am just because you don’t like it. I am here to meet new ponies and make friends. You don’t have to be my friend. I’ll have plenty without you.’

‘You think you can make me look bad in front of my fellow teachers. You know nothing about our profession. A little punk like you knows nothing.’

‘Uh, duh, I don’t know anything about teaching. Why do you think I am trying to make friends with other teachers? And after seeing your style of doing things, I don’t want to be your friend.’

‘You insolent little...’

Night Light steps between the two ponies before Perfect Score can act. ‘There you are, Starlight. Your grandmother is waiting for us at the restaurant. Let’s get going.’ He nods at Perfect Score. ‘See you tomorrow.’

The family trots off together. The remaining unicorn stands and stews over his defeat. A lion’s paw is placed on his shoulder.

‘Want some ice for that burn?’ Discord offers. ‘It would be a snap.’

‘Go away, you freak. Celestia was a fool for releasing you.’

‘You know, I could help you with your problem, but if you’re not interested...’

‘What is the catch?’

Discord raises his paw and talon defensively. ‘No catch. Just ask Celestia to lower the anti-chaos shield, and I promise everything will work out for the best.’

‘Fine. I’ll see her after dinner. You better keep your end of the deal.’

‘You have my word.’

Perfect Score snorts and trots away. Discord laughs.

‘You should have hired me years ago.’

‘I didn’t need to. I had the other you to help me for free.’

Discord looks back as Celestia trots up.

‘Is targeting him really necessary?’ Discord asks.

Celestia snorts. ‘The outcome is one I have wanted for years. Starlight just offers a chance to get it right this time.’

‘Whatever.’ Discord shrugs. ‘Everything will be taken care of.’

‘Good. Oh, and Discord...’

‘Yes?’

Celestia levitates a pair of rubber bands and snaps them on Discord’s horn and antler. ‘That is for making me miss my shot the other night.’

The princess laughs to herself as she trots away, leaving Discord to rub his sore head.

Having heard his grandmother making another pass at his grandfather, Starlight hits the streets of Canterlot to distract his mind. Being used to planets of varying levels of nightlife, he finds the late activity of the city to his liking. The young stallion trots into a park. A number of young couples stroll together on their way home after dates. Starlight smiles and sits on a bench. He looks at a statue of Princess Celestia and notices several rubber bands around its horn. Another flies out of the dark and bounces off the statue’s crown. A white unicorn with a flowing pink mane sits next to Starlight.

‘Want a shot?’ Amy offers.

Starlight levitates a rubber band and shoots. It rings one of the statue’s raised hooves. Amy’s jaw drops.

‘Seven years and you never tried that?’ Starlight asks.

‘Hmpf! Lucky shot.’ Amy levitates a rubber band and aims.

The young stallion slides over and leans on the guest. ‘How the hell did you do it?’

‘Do what? I am just some random stranger in the park.’

‘How did you raise my mother so well? And why the hell aren’t you at the conference representing your school?’

‘I still have no idea what you are talking about, stranger.’

Starlight quickly levitates a necklace from the other unicorn and slips it on the statue. Celestia growls as she returns the necklace to herself.

‘Just like your father,’ she snorts.

‘Or mother. She told me of the times she would gallop through the halls wearing your regalia.’

Amy smiles. ‘She was a hoofful at times. As for your other concerns, I had a thousand years of practice teaching young fillies and colts before I taught your mother. And believe me, I’d rather sit through one of Perfect Score’s boring lectures on proper lesson plan management than all the council meetings I must attend.’

Starlight groans. ‘So I have to be older than my dad to be a good teacher... Great...’

‘Whoever said that?’ Amy asks. ‘Your students adore you, right? They enjoy coming to class and learning new subjects, right?’

‘I guess.’

‘Then you already are a great teacher. Standards on a piece of paper mean nothing compared to caring for your students. Do not worry what others may think of you.’

‘Thank you. Now I understand why my parents admire you so much.’

Amy smiles and stands. ‘My sister is spending the night at your lover’s club this evening, so I am alone. Would you care to spend the night with me?’

Starlight smiles. ‘Sure, but first...’

The young stallion reaches up and boops Amy. The mare smiles and boops Starlight in return.

The delegates return to the conference room for the morning meeting. Most are still in good moods after the last meeting. Perfect Score snorts at the ‘wild behavior’ he sees in front of him. Starlight and Night Light arrive and join their colleagues. With everypony seated, Perfect Score rises and calls the meeting to order. He sees Discord out of a window. The Lord of Chaos gives a thumbs up. The smug unicorn smirks.

‘Thank you for making it back today. Today’s agenda will focus on proper budgeting and allocation of resources. We’ll start by looking at budget issues facing each district and discuss how to fix those problems. Ponyville District, you can go first.’

Cheerilee nods at Starlight. The young stallion stands.

‘Cheerilee will talk about other issues in the district, but I wanted to ask if we could get some funds or donations to renovate the library. Apple Bloom wants to expand our selection and update what we already have.’

‘I suggested he ask for book donations here,’ Cheerilee explains. ‘I have already put in a request with the district for funding.’

‘A bigger library? Can you really handle that expense?’ Perfect Score asks.

‘Um, well, looking at the incoming students and transfers for next year, the whole district will need expanding to meet with the need,’ Cheerilee adds.

‘I think Ponyville already gets enough breaks. I mean, they let the two of you have jobs there.’

The teachers murmur at the comment.

‘Listen,’ Starlight growls, ‘I might have been a shaky hire, and I am still proving myself, but Cheerilee is a great teacher. She is the perfect pony for superintendent because she understands the needs of teachers and students.’

‘Yet her first administrative move was hiring a pony with no experience to teach all the foals in the district. And now I am hearing she let the library get behind on modernization.’

‘Apple Bloom has done the best she could. She’s done a better job than my mother keeping the library up to date and well-stocked.’

‘Another brilliant administrative move. Pure nepotism there. Not only inept as a librarian but as a princess too.’ -- Starlight growls at Perfect Score -- ‘Disappearing for seven years shows a real lack of preparedness. If it weren’t for her natural magical affinity, she would have just been another low class unicorn performing tricks on the street to make ends meet.’

A hoof connects across Perfect Score’s jaw, knocking him out.

‘That’s my daughter, you ass!’ Night Light seethes. He looks at a donkey teacher. ‘No offense.’

‘None taken.’

Perfect Score moans as he slides from the table and collapses on the floor.

Cheerilee clears her throat. ‘With the sudden, uh, fall of our current chairpony, I suggest we elect a new representative. All in favor of Night Light?’

Everypony raises a hoof in agreement.

‘Then the floor is yours, Mr Chairpony.’

Night Light groans. ‘Took you ten damn years, but you finally got me,’ he snorts. ‘Anyway, who gives a buck about budget stuff? Let the bureaucrats worry about it. Anypony have a good story since last meeting?’

The conference hall fills with teachers sharing stories again. Outside, Discord watches through opera glasses.

‘Enough chaos for you?’

‘Plenty,’ Celestia replies. ‘The only pony who could have done better is you.’ She smirks. ‘The you I like.’

Discord boops Celestia on the nose. She growls, then chases him around the palace while screaming.

Author's Note

Starlight Timeline: Befriends Discord and Celestia. Visits his grandparents for the first time.

Story Timeline: Night Light is elected to the head of the Equestria Teacher's Association.

Fun Fact: Each of the past adventures that Starlight mentions do feature an appearance by the young stallion.

Lemony Diamond Pie

Main Characters: Pinkie, Diamond Tiara, Lemon Sorbet, Razzly
Cameos: Rei, Scootaloo, Starlight, Apple Bloom, Satsuma
Original Start Date: October 16, 2012

A yellow unicorn with a bright blue bow tied in her yellow-orange mane trots through the streets of Ponyville. Carrying a small saddlebag with a few personal belongings. She levitates her mobile in front of her to check her directions. She arrives at a multi-story building designed to look like a carousel. Lemon Sorbet takes a deep breath, puts her mobile away and enters.

‘How can you be so reckless with your budget!’

‘It is not reckless! It is investing in the future!’

Two pink earth ponies stand in the middle of the lobby growling at each other. Lemon gets out her mobile and checks to make sure she has the right location.

With her foal on the way, the Cakes convinced Pinkie it was time to move on and find her own path. Though she was sad to leave, Pinkie set out to start her own party planning business. At the same time, Diamond Tiara was looking for help purchasing the former Carousel Boutique so she could start her own financial consulting business. The two ponies formed an unlikely alliance to purchase the building and run both of their businesses from it. Unfortunately, neither pony can agree on an amicable way to share their new home and place of business. Their clashing business styles do not help any.

‘It just doesn’t make sense to hold a “I have a new party business” party! That just eats into your available capital!’ Diamond Tiara shouts.

‘It makes perfect sense,’ Pinkie argues. ‘It shows off my new business, and we have lots of fun!’

‘But what about the overhead! Who is going to pay for everything?’

‘I have already worked out deals with all of my regular suppliers. They get a little free advertising, and I get their help with the event. It all works out.’

‘Of all the most idiotic ideas... I am taking over your finances from here on! I am not losing my first home because you screwed up your books.’

‘Everything will turn out fine. Hmpf!’ Pinkie turns away from her new roommate and finally notices their visitor. ‘Oh. Hello. Can we help you?’

Diamond Tiara looks over. ‘Oh! I am terribly sorry.’

‘Yeah, uh, you had an ad looking for an assistant,’ Lemon explains.

‘Right!’ Pinkie chimes. ‘I’m going to have a beautiful baby foal, and I’m going to need somepony to help me.’

‘More importantly, I need somepony to help me with scheduling and keeping my guests entertained when I am with a client,’ Diamond Tiara adds.

‘Parties!’

‘Clients!’

‘Uh... I think I can help with both,’ Lemon interrupts. ‘I used to work summers with my dad, but my special talent is making ice cream.’

Pinkie stares at the guest. She leaps in the air and gasps. ‘Little Lemon!’

‘You know her?’ Diamond Tiara asks.

‘How could I forget Stormy’s cute little sister? How have you been?’

‘Oh, I’m okay. Just out seeing the world. I didn’t want to be cooped up any more.’

‘Aw. Just like your brother. What brings you here?’

‘Well... I’ve been looking for a place to really apply my talent. Stormy always talked about how great it was living here. When I saw your job offer, I knew I had to check it out.’

‘I would need to see some qualifications before we hire you,’ Diamond Tiara states.

‘She is Stormy’s sister. That is all we need.’

‘I am not cutting a paycheque to somepony who cannot read a market report.’

Lemon sighs. ‘Is that your tablet? Can I assume it has at least version 4.1.3 on it?’

Diamond Tiara looks confused. ‘Uh... Of course.’

‘Can I see it?’

Diamond Tiara loans her tablet to Lemon. The unicorn taps several buttons in quick succession and levitates it back.

‘Using the projection feature and rearranging your investments a little, you can be making 3.2% a day instead of 2.9%.’ Diamond Tiara stares back in shock. ‘Do I qualify yet?’

‘I... guess so.’

‘Oh, phew,’ Lemon sighs. ‘Uh, the ad said I would get a room. Mind if I go there to unwind a bit?’

‘Of course!’ Pinkie cheers. ‘It is Sweetie Belle’s old room. It is right upstairs next to my showcase room.’

‘Um, excuse me,’ Diamond Tiara interrupts. ‘Your room? Your room is is back there.’

‘I’m the one with foal,’ Pinkie reminds. ‘I deserve the biggest room. Besides, I need Rarity’s old workroom to show off my party ideas.’

‘You can do that in the storeroom down here. I need that space for entertaining clients.’

‘I need it!’

‘Me!’

The two mares butt heads again and growl. Lemon tries backing away, but they turn their gaze to her.

‘Who do you think should get it?’ Diamond Tiara asks.

‘You’re as smart as your brother, right, Lemon?’

‘Uh... Maybe I am not the right pony to ask. There has to be somepony better qualified than me.’

The two mares look at each other and snort.

‘I know just who to ask,’ Pinkie says.

‘Me, too,’ Diamond Tiara retorts.

‘Will you still have your giant bed?’ Scootaloo asks.

‘Duh,’ Diamond Tiara scoffs.

‘Then wherever is good enough for me.’

Pinkie sticks out her tongue at her younger partner. Rei giggles.

‘Good thing you two agreed to live on opposite ends of the house then,’ the older pegasus snickers. ‘You don’t want Scoots keeping you up all night.’

‘What does that mean!’ Scootaloo shouts, her wings flaring in anger.

‘It means, the couple times you had Diamond Tiara over, Inkie and I could hear you all night.’

The orange pegasus’ cheeks go red with embarrassment. She quickly gallops out of the shop and up to her room. Pinkie fails at holding back a snortle at her business partner.

Diamond Tiara closes her eyes and holds back her anger. ‘Thanks a lot, Rei.’

‘No problem! Always happy to help.’

‘How about answering for me?’ Pinkie asks. ‘I came here to ask you anyway.’

‘Hmm...’ Rei thinks. ‘Pinkie should have the big room.’

‘YES!’

‘WHAT!’

‘I am going to be a big sister again, and I wouldn’t want my little sister or brother to be uncomfortable.’

Pinkie sticks her tongue out again. Diamond Tiara stomps out of the shop.

‘I’m asking somepony else.’

Apple Bloom stares at her friend in confusion. ‘Can’t y’all jus’ share the room?’

‘No, no,’ Starlight interrupts. ‘It is all a mind game. Brilliant.’

The mares look at the stallion.

‘Think about it. It is all social engineering. By having a more confined space in the old dressing rooms, Diamond Tiara can use the environment to manipulate her clients into making hastier purchases. Same goes for Pinkie. A lighter, more airy room would make a better environment for presenting party plans. With am more relaxed environment, maybe a plate of cookies, clients would be more willing to get excited and go all out for their next bash. More sells for both of you. More money. Win-win-win.’

‘Where’s the third win come from?’ Apple Bloom asks.

‘Ten percent consultant fee.’ Starlight grins. ‘For both of us.’

Pinkie and Diamond Tiara groan and leave the library.

Satsuma looks up from his book. ‘Why the hell are you asking me for?’

‘We’re asking all the smart ponies,’ Pinkie replies.

‘More specifically, she is asking all of her lover’s children to take her side.’

‘I really couldn’t care less,’ Satsuma scoffs as he lifts his book.

The two mares snort and and turn away. Satsuma looks up again and adjusts his glasses.

‘Are you sure you two really need an outside opinion? I think you two have it worked out.’

The mares look back.

‘Think about it. Your two different personalities are making you blow up over stuff that you both already agree on, if you haven’t vocalized it yet. You’re both scared of the change and feeling each other out. This whole workspace issue is about who gets to be the bigger mare. Diamond, you don’t need that much space and are happy just laying on your bed with your tablet to do all of your business. Pinkie, we all know you are pregnant. You had that giant announcement party with the princesses and everything. You don’t have to bring it up with everypony still. You’re both acting like a pair of fillies fighting over a colt.’

The two mares frown and slink away. Satsuma snorts and turns a page in his book.

‘Finally some quiet time to figure out how to convince Razzly to go out with me and not Pound.’

Pinkie and Diamond Tiara silently trot up to their new home. They stop just outside.

‘So about this whole workspace thing...’ Pinkie starts.

‘If you really think you can handle stairs in your condition, by all means,’ Diamond offers. ‘Besides, you’re the one putting a bigger down payment on the place than I am.’

‘Thanks. Sorry about rubbing the whole pregnancy thing in your face.’

‘No. You have a right to be excited. Just tone it down a bit.’

‘Heh, heh. Sorry.’

‘Once the remodeling is done, it won’t even matter who has the biggest room.’

‘Remodeling?’

‘I just want to make the workshops downstairs more business friendly.’

‘Oh. Good idea. We should have them make Lemon’s room a bit bigger, too. I don’t need all that space.’

Diamond Tiara grimaces. ‘I forgot about her. I wonder how she is doing.’

The two mares enter the building. Lemon is sitting at a counter, calmly playing with her mobile.

‘Oh. Welcome back,’ Lemon greets.

‘Sorry we were gone so long,’ Pinkie apologizes.

‘Don’t worry. Everything is worked out,’ Diamond Tiara states.

‘Great,’ Lemon states. ‘Because you have a meeting Thursday with a potential client.’ She points to Pinkie. ‘I arranged for the afternoon so you have time to get ready. And you,’ -- she levitates two business cards to Diamond Tiara -- ‘have a couple meetings tomorrow.’

Both mares stare in shock.

‘It isn’t all bad,’ Lemon assures. ‘I made a batch of fudge ripple, but it won’t be done until the morning. Sorry.’

The other mares start giggling.

‘It is perfectly fine,’ Diamond Tiara replies.

‘Yeah. No worries.’

The bell over the door rings, and the three mares look to see a light purple unicorn filly enters.

‘Is the party planning pupil position still open?’ Razzly asks.

Pinkie giggles at the alliteration.

‘Razzly!’ Lemon calls from the counter.

‘Aunt Lemon!’

The two unicorns gallop to each other and hug.

‘It is so good to see you,’ Lemon greets.

‘You too. When did you get in?’

‘Just a few hours ago. I think we are both going for the same job.’

‘Oh. Then it should go to somepony more grown-up. I was just looking for something to do when I don’t have magic lessons.’

‘I don’t mind the extra help,’ Pinkie says. ‘Beside, there might be some days when Lemon needs to help Diamond more and cannot help me.’

‘Great. Another employee,’ Diamond Tiara groans.

‘I don’t mind working for free,’ Razzly retorts. ‘I just want a chance to work on my baking and tricks more so mommy and daddy will be impressed.’

‘You know they would be happy with anything you do,’ Lemon comforts.

‘Ooo! Ooo! You know what this calls for?’ Pinkie grins.

‘It isn’t in the budget!’ Diamond Tiara snaps.

‘There is always room for a party!’

The two mare growl and butt heads. The unicorns roll their eyes and sigh at the behaviour of their employers.

Author's Note

Story Timeline: Lemon moves to Ponyville. Pinkie and Diamond buy the old Carousel Boutique to run their businesses. Pinkie is confirmed to be pregnant. (Obviously, it is James'.)

Story Event: The title shares similarities to Sweet Sorbet, Lemon's first appearance.

Responsible Grownup Education

Main Characters: Starlight
Cameos: Apple Bloom, Applejack, The Cakes, Flitter, Allie Way
Original Start Date: June 21, 2013

Starlight grades a stack of papers in the library after dinner. Apple Bloom reshelves books. Suddenly, the young stallion bolts upright.

‘I have the most brilliant idea ever!’ Starlight declares.

Apple Bloom groans. ‘This won’t end well.’

Applejack stares at her mobile. ‘Parent’s night? Hmm. That seems like a good way t’ see how yer doin’.’

‘Mo~~m!’ Satsuma moans.

‘Oh, hush. It’ll be good t’ see what Starlight’s teachin’ ya and t’ meet with the other parents.’

The young colt moans again.

‘Ah’m goin’ and that’s final.’

Satsuma groans, ‘Yes, mom.’

Rei giggles as she holds her mobile to her ear. She uses her wings to create a small cocoon of privacy. ‘That will be great. She’ll be so excited that you can make it. … See you soon.’

Rei hangs up and trots out of her room smiling.

Inkie stares at her wife. ‘What are you..?’

‘Nothing!’

Inkie rolls her eyes and goes back to what she was doing.

After school, all the students talk about the upcoming parent’s night while they pack their saddlebags. Most are worried about their parents embarrassing them or finding something out something they have kept secret. Pumpkin, Pound and Summer Rain are excited, but Satsuma and Razzly are feeling down.

‘I heard back from most of your parents already,’ Starlight announces. ‘Looks like we will have a packed house. Hope the rest can make it.’

‘What’s the point?’ Razzly mopes. ‘You’ll be seeing Rei or Inkie. My parents are too busy.’

‘At least you don’t have to worry about your grades getting out,’ the dark pink Sakura Sweets complains. ‘My dad doesn’t think I study enough already. No way I’ll get a weekend free this summer after he finds out how I did on the last exam.’

‘You just have to bowl them over with your winning personality,’ a light green unicorn colt with an electric blue mane replies, grinning.

The fillies groan.

‘Never get jokes from your mother again, Moonlight,’ Razzly huffs.

Pound laughs. ‘Bowl them over. Good one.’

‘I don’t see what you are so excited about,’ Sakura snorts.

‘Mom and dad are going to be out of the shop all night,’ the colt replies, beaming. ‘That gives me all the time I need to experiment.’

Pumpkin rolls her eyes. ‘They both don’t have to go for both of us. One can stay home.’

Pound stares at his sister. ‘They can what now?’

‘Don’t worry,’ Summer Rain giggles. ‘You are both too much for one parent to handle. I’m sure it will work out.’

Satsuma groans as he stands up. ‘Anypony want to do anything? I want to actually have some good memories of tonight.’

‘You’re the best student. What are you afraid of?’

‘I am not worried about my grades or my attendance. Nor am I worried about my mother fussing over me. I am worried about...’

‘Hey, little bro,’ Starlight interrupts. ‘Should I wear this “My parents travelled through time for five hundred years and all I got was a little brother from another mother” shirt later or not?’

‘... that.’

‘Oh, he’s fine. That is what brothers do,’ Sakura replies.

‘Trade you brothers,’ Pumpkin offers.

‘Hey!’ Pound complains.

‘Throw in a cake and it is a deal,’ Satsuma accepts.

‘Hey!’ Pound pouts. ‘Trade you sisters.’

‘Which one?’ the other colt asks. ‘The one that will eat your entire store or the one that will eat the entire store and has a wife?’

‘Either, as long as she is nicer than the one I have.’

Pumpkin punches her brother in the leg. The pegasus bonks his sister on the head. Before they can start fighting, Starlight teleports them away.

‘Okay. Okay. You should get going,’ the teacher sighs. ‘Apple Bloom should be here any moment to help set up.’

Satsuma tenses up. ‘You and Apple Bloom here together.’

‘Not like that,’ the older brother groans. ‘Now get going.’

The foals moan and leave the schoolhouse. Apple Bloom trots up as they trot away. She waves at the foals as they pass. Satsuma waves back, while avoiding eye contact with his aunt. The mare sighs.

‘We’re gonna have t’ tell mah sister sometime.’

‘Or not. That works.’ Starlight looks away nervously. ‘Anyway! We have to get set up for the big night.’

Apple Bloom moans. ‘This will not end well...’

‘Trust me. I’m a genius. This is perfect. The foals love me. The parents will love me too. It is only natural.’

Apple Bloom rolls her eyes and gets to work.

Razzly sighs as she helps her aunt make a batch of ice cream. Lemon keeps watching the door while mixing. She smiles when the door opens.

‘Better go help them out,’ Razzly sighs.

‘Actually, you should handle this one,’ Lemon replies. ‘It will get your mind off things.’

Razzly goes out to the front of the shop, staring at the ground. ‘Welcome to Pinkie’s Party Planning and Diamond Consulting,’ the filly greets. ‘How may I help you?’

‘Yes, we are here to look into our daughter’s future,’ a mare replies.

A stallion adds, ‘We definitely want to celebrate seeing her, too.’

Razzly looks up. Stormy and Trixie smile down at her.

‘Mom! Dad!’ The filly gallops over and hugs her parents. ‘What are you doing here?’

‘Rei invited us,’ Stormy replies.

‘She said Starlight was hosting some sort of parents night at school, and we just had to come,’ Trixie adds.

‘Thanks. This means a lot.’

‘Anything for my Razzle Dazzle.’

Stormy looks towards the back. ‘Thanks for watching Razzleberry for us.’

Lemon smiles. ‘It is only a couple times a week. Most of the time, she is playing with her friends and taking magic lessons.’

‘I learned a lot of... I learned a few...’ Razzly frowns. ‘Why the heck does Starlight try teaching us teleportation? Was Twilight Sparkle like that too?’

‘Definitely,’ her mother replies.

‘Not really,’ Stormy says.

Trixie glares at her husband.

‘You had to know her well enough,’ the stallion says.

Trixie snort, then turns to her daughter. ‘We’re going to have to catch up later tonight or tomorrow. Right now, I believe we have a meeting to get to.’

Razzly nods. ‘Have fun! I know you’ll love Starlight. He’s the best!’

The parent hug their daughter and head off. Razzly squeals and hugs her aunt.

‘My parents are here!’

‘Now you see why we were making all this ice cream?’

‘Let’s hurry and finish it so we can have it when they get back!’

Razzly gallops back to the kitchen. Lemon laughs and follows.

Starlight smiles are he trots in front of his class. His students’ parents watch the teacher. They are seated at their foals’ desks. Trixie signs some autographs for fans before turning her attention to the front of the class. Apple Bloom sits behind the desk, keeping an eye on the class.

‘Thank you all for coming out,’ Starlight greets. ‘I am Starlight Sparkle, your foal’s teacher. I am certain you have heard great things about me. I am honored to meet all of you. This is just a simple informal meeting where we can talk about your foals, their experiences in class, anything that might help me help them learn better. But first, I believe we should...’

‘I have a question about the last exam,’ a stallion states.

‘Ah, yes. The exam grades. On average, all the students have been getting higher grades, even with my attempts to make the exams more difficult. I believe it is because...’

‘One of the answers says that Princess Celestia is not divine.’

‘Uh, yeah. That’s just simple facts. The cult that praises her for her alleged divinity was formed shortly after the defeat of Discord. She never directly acknowledged the claims, nor has she endorsed the belief. In recent years, the number of adherents have been slowly dwindling while her so-called divinity is seen more as a product of her longevity and mastery of magic. She is on the record, not just with both my parents, that she enjoys the ceremonial role more the religious one some force upon her.’

‘... But you are saying she isn’t divine.’

Starlight rolls his eyes. ‘Anyway, we haven’t even done introductions yet so...’

‘Excuse me,’ a parent interrupts. ‘There was a special topic Cheerilee was going to cover before her promotion. I was wondering when you were going to cover it.’

‘Oh? What topic is it? I am pretty sure I have adapted her old lesson plans...’

‘Um...’ The parent looks away and coughs. ‘When are you giving the sex-ed lecture?’

Starlight turns bright red. ‘Never.’ He shakes his head. ‘That is an optional unit for this education level, according to the standards. I am picking the option where I don’t cover it.’

‘What? You mean we have to talk to our kids about sex ourselves?’

Carrot Cake groans. ‘It is not that bad. It can be a little awkward, but it is better than the alternative.’

‘That’s insane!’ a mare gasps. ‘You have to cover the subject.’

Starlight shakes his head more. ‘Nope. The rules don’t say I have to, so I am not going to teach it.’

‘Why not?’ a cream unicorn mare with blue mane questions.

The young stallion kicks at the ground then looks at Apple Bloom. She is blushing redder than her mane. The young mare nods. Applejack raises an eyebrow.

Starlight takes a deep breath. ‘A little while back, Apple Bloom came to see me after school. One thing led to another, and she had me on my desk.’ -- Applejack facehoofs -- ‘We thought everything was okay, but then we noticed Satsuma had come back to get a book he left.’ -- Applejack groans -- ‘We sorta had to give my little brother, her nephew, an impromptu biology lesson... Sorry, Applejack...’

‘He probably knew from all the books he’s read, but Ah was gonna talk with him when he was old enough...’

‘I’m really sorry...’

‘How come her kid gets special treatment?’ a mare argues. ‘If you gave her kid a lesson, then what about ours?’

‘Um, that is why I don’t...’

‘You’re a very irresponsible teacher for favoring one student over the others.’

‘Of course the student gets favoritism, he is his brother.’

‘It is as bad as his father when he would fill in for Cheerilee. Always giving foals weird lessons and not teaching them the important things.’

‘Exactly. He is not fulfilling the wishes of the parents and looking after the students’ best interests.’

‘Good thing we are here to keep him in line.’

The parents keep discussing Starlight’s flaws. The young stallion sighs and stares at the ground while they berate him.

Starlight sits in the basement of the schoolhouse. He wipes tears from his eyes. Boxes of old supplies and some old printing equipment are stacked around him. The young stallion sighs as he sits on an old desk. A cape is levitated around his shoulders.

‘I think the problem was when the crowd turned on you,’ Trixie comments.

‘Thanks, Trixie,’ Starlight snorts.

The mare laughs. ‘Now, you are sounding like your mother.’ She looks the sullen stallion over. ‘Now... Acting more like her, what was your first mistake?’

‘I went in assuming they would be as impressed with me as their foals are.’

Trixie nods. ‘Parents aren’t interested in the same thing as foals. They want somepony to blame for their mistakes. Your refusal to do an unpleasant task and desire to put the truth ahead of beliefs made you the perfect scapegoat.’

‘Just wait until I get into the complexities of pony evolution.’

The mare laughs. ‘Good to see the teacher learning lessons too.’ She takes her cape back. ‘Now, you will have plenty of time to wallow in your failure later, and I am certain your superiors will want to have words with you as well.’

‘You know, you are wonderful at pep talks.’

Trixie smiles and goes to the door. ‘I am really enjoying hearing your mother in you. And if you are done sulking like after the time I beat her in a magic duel...’

‘Didn’t you cheat?’

‘That is a matter of opinion!’ The mare snorts angrily. ‘Do you want to finish your meeting or not?’

‘I thought it was over already.’

‘Hmpf. Your mother grew out of that defeatist attitude a lot easier than you did. Follow me~!’

Starlight groans and follows Trixie out of the basement to the main room. A dozen parents are still at their foals’ desks, chatting with each other. Applejack is having a talk with her embarrassed sister.

‘What are you still doing here?’ the teacher asks.

‘About time you get back,’ Stormy huffs. ‘I think we left off at introductions. I am Stormy. You are with my wife Trixie.’ -- Trixie clears her throat. Stormy rolls his eyes -- ‘I mean, The Great and Powerful Countess Trixie Lunamoon.’

‘Thank you,’ Trixie giggles as she joins her husband. ‘We are the parents of Razzly.’

Applejack stand. ‘Ah am Applejack. Ah think ya know Ah’m the ma fer yer brother Satsuma.’

The Cakes stand. ‘I am Carrot Cake, and this is my wife Cup Cake. We’re Pumpkin’s and Pound’s parents.’

The cream unicorn stands. ‘I am Allie Way, mother of Moonlight Strike. I hope we can get a lot discussed before we have to split.’

Everypony groans at the joke.

A gold-grey pony stands. ‘I am Golden Grape, or Colton Vines, to some. My daughter Sakura Sweets is in your class right now. My son Green Kerner starts next semester.’

A pegasus poses. ‘Name’s Flitter, head of the Ponyville weather team. Summer Rain just loves your class. And I’ll smack anypony who disagrees with her.’

The other parents continue their introductions. Starlight laughs, trots to the front of the class and gets the parents night he wanted.

Author's Note

Satsuma Timeline: His brother and aunt had to explain the 'birds and the bees' to him before the parent's night due to him catching them 'in the act'. This is similar to how TWP and Applejack had to give Apple Bloom the talk due to a similar situation.

Story Event: The title is a reference to Young Adult Education, when TWP, Rarity and Marvel Crystal went to parent's night for Rei, Stormy and Image Crystal respectively.

Also, the parents seen at the end are the ones with named children that will appear throughout the series.

Fun Fact: Starlight's inability to deal with that subject is genetic.

Mares and Stallions

Main Characters: Sweetie Belle, Image Crystal
Cameos: Octavia, Arctic Fox
Original Start Date: June 13, 2013

Sweetie Belle sits at a table in the school cafeteria. She sighs and stares at her tray.

‘You’re at our table.’

The young mare turns to look at three fillies behind her. Their leader is a light orange unicorn with a yellow and red mane. Sweetie groans and turns back to her meal.

‘What? You’re too good for us? Get away from our table.’

‘I’m sorry for sitting at a random table in a public setting,’ Sweetie snorts.

‘That is our table,’ the younger unicorn growls. ‘We sit here every day.’

‘Well, today, you will sit somewhere else.’

‘Listen, just because you’re Octavia’s golden student, doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want.’

‘And you are entitled to doing what you want because you are not special?’

The younger unicorn growls and knocks Sweetie’s lunch to the floor. The young mare swings around as she stands. A foreleg strikes the younger unicorn in the face, sending her flying into another table. She glares at the other fillies.

‘Next?’

Silver flies down and stands between the younger ponies. ‘Sweetie. Headmaster’s office. Now.’

The young mare growls and storms away. The instructor works on calming the cafeteria.

Sweetie sits in the headmaster’s office. She tries not to look at Arctic Fox. Octavia stands behind the punished pony.

‘Starting a fight in the cafeteria?’ Arctic snorts. ‘What got into you, Sweetie Belle?’

‘It is not my fault! She started it!’

‘With your training, you could have killed her!’

‘Speaking of which,’ Octavia speaks up, ‘how many?’

‘What?’ the younger mare asks.

‘How many ways of killing her did you see?’

Sweetie Belle frowns and thinks. ‘Eighteen.’

‘Including using your tray?’

The younger mare looks down and sighs.

Arctic sighs and shakes her head. ‘That low number and your weakening performance in your regular classes does not look good. Is everything okay?’

Sweetie takes a few breaths and looks at her instructors. ‘Well, uh, I’m single.’

‘So am I,’ Octavia replies.

‘Not according to the tabloids,’ Arctic counters. She returns her attention to Sweetie. ‘Why does being single upset you?’

‘It hasn’t really before,’ Sweetie answers. ‘But Rarity and Spike are getting more serious. Back in Ponyville, Scootaloo and her relationships are going strong, and Apple Bloom’s love from beyond the stars has reunited with her... I’m the only one still single. It sucks. I’m lonely all the time. I just want to scream sometimes.’

‘So you miss casual sex. Big deal. Suck it up,’ Octavia groans.

Sweetie growls and tries to take a swing at her instructor. Octavia counters, knocking Sweetie back into her seat.

‘It is not good to let your emotions get in the way of your studies,’ Arctic states. ‘You are suspended until you can control your emotions.’

‘WHAT!’

‘Do whatever you have to do to relieve your stress. Book a week at a spa. Take a vacation to Neighpon.’

‘Get laid,’ Octavia suggests.

Arctic interrupts before Sweetie can argue. ‘If spending a night with a stallion is what it takes, that is a good idea. I met my husband at a chili cookoff. That was an interesting day.’ She smirks. ‘And I believe Octavia met her love at a jazz club.’

‘Hey! Not true!’

‘The point is, we want you to be calm and relaxed before you return to your studies.’

‘I am fine!’ Sweetie shouts. ‘I don’t need time off. Just put me to work! I can blow off steam that way.’

‘You are going home, taking a bubble bath and clopping until you pass out, if that will relax you,’ Octavia orders. ‘Take this time to find yourself. Just relax.’

Sweetie growls, stands and stomps away. Octavia sighs.

‘How long do you think it will take?’ Arctic asks.

‘As long as it has to,’ Octavia replies. She pauses. ‘I’m going to make sure she doesn’t kill anypony on her way out.’

‘Good idea.’

Octavia slips out of the room Arctic sighs and goes back to work.

Sweetie trots through an art museum. She stops to look at a painting. Admiring paintings is one of the few things that calm the young mare when she is feeling upset. After staring at a painting for several minutes, the young mare travels on. She stops and scowls at her least favorite wing of the museum: modern art.

Sweetie tries to avoid the wing, but a painting catches her eye. She trots over to investigate. Despite being surrounded by what she considers eyesores, the painting seems to fit more with the classical paintings. The piece seems to combine comic book and manga styles with impressionism. Sweetie smiles as she admires it.

‘Like it?’ a stallion’s voice asks.

Sweetie looks back. A red-orange earth pony with a bright green mane smiles at her.

‘Very much,’ Sweetie replies. ‘I always find myself drawn to this painting when I am here, but it is not my favorite. The artist has a much better painting in the gallery.’

‘Oh? Show me.’

Sweetie leads the stallion to a section of the museum filled with paintings similar to the one she was just observing. She stops in front of one at the back of the section. Other patrons are admiring it as well.

‘This one is my favorite. It is so masterfully done. The brushwork, the composition, the shading. You can really feel the artist’s love for the subject matter.’

The stallion nods. ‘Pizza is his favorite vegetable.’

‘Oh! It is a pizza!’ one of the other patrons exclaims.

‘OH!’ the others say before moving on.

Sweetie rolls her eyes. ‘Idiots. It is not just a pizza. There is a mare in the scene too.’ She points to a corner. ‘While the main subject has the washed-out feel that most impressionists have, the mare is highly-detailed, drawing on the comic book feel the artist has in his other works. Obviously, he really cares deeply for her to make her so refined.’ Her stomach growls. ‘Though, the main subject does cause some feelings to rise in as well.’

The stallion laughs. ‘Glad you like it. Took a long time to make. Pizza’s on me, Sweetie Belle.’

The mare jumps back, ready to put her training to use. ‘How do you know my name?’

‘Don’t you recognize me?’ the stallion asks. ‘It is me. Image Crystal. From Ponyville. I was one of Stormy’s friends.’

Sweetie looks at the stallion for a moment. ‘It is you! Image! How are you doing?’

Image looks around at his paintings. ‘Could be worse. Honestly, this is a little side thing I do. I mostly do graphic design for web and game companies.’ He smiles and laughs a little. ‘Plus, I make some doujinshi on the side. Whatever the muse compels.’

‘Oh, wow. I did not know you were in ‘ -- her stomach growls again -- ‘pizza. … Sorry.’

Image laughs. ‘Come on. I know a great place nearby.’

The two ponies sit at at table in a pizzeria. A waiter brings their pie. Sweetie immediately levitates a slice and starts eating.

‘So good,’ the young mare moans. ‘I missed lunch today.’

‘Happy to help,’ Image laughs, serving himself.

‘What are you doing in Canterlot?’ Sweetie asks. ‘Can’t you work from anywhere?’

‘True,’ Image agrees, ‘but most of the top galleries are here. Not to mention it is easier for me to meet with publishers and distributors.’

Sweetie nods, munching a new slice. ‘Makes sense to me.’

‘And you’re a big-time diva. Stormy must be so proud.’

‘I guess. Our schedules rarely overlap. I think Trixie is trying to negotiate with the school for a performance with me.’ She sighs. ‘But now that I am suspended...’

‘Suspended? What happened?’

‘I got into a fight, and my performance in class has been slipping. They think I need some time off, but I just want to work.’

‘It is always good to take some time off. Do you want to talk about what’s been bothering you?’

‘What makes you think something is wrong?’ Sweetie growls.

Image finishes a slice. ‘I’m an artist. I have to be able to bring out the true emotion of a subject. I can tell that you are really lonely.’

The young mare snorts, looks away and takes another slice.

‘And going to your friends and family isn’t an option... Good thing you ran into me, then.’

‘You really don’t want to open this can of worms...’

Image smirks. ‘If I were to guess the cause, I bet I can top whatever you’re bringing to the table.’

‘I really doubt that.’

‘My first fillyfriend left me the day after our first date.’

‘I tried stealing a friend’s coltfriend.’

‘My second fillyfriend left me on a cloud when she dumped me.’

‘I made out with my best friend.’

‘You remember Pinkie Pie?’ -- Sweetie nods -- ‘I dated her sister. She took one of my testacles when we broke up.’

Sweetie snorts. ‘That it?’

‘Really think you can top that?’

‘I’m in love with my brother.’

Image chokes on a drink. ‘Brother? As in Stormy?’

‘Uh huh.’

‘As in as old as me and one of my best friends?’

‘Yep! I even tried seducing him... on more than one occasion.’

Image goes back to his drink. ‘Now I know why he never wants to see you.’

Sweetie magically throws a slice of pizza in the stallion’s face. Image laughs and shoves a slice in the unicorn’s face. The two ponies start throwing the rest of their pizza back and forth.

Sweetie hums a song to herself as she washes off after the pizza fight. She and Image got kicked out of the pizzeria for their fight. It is was the most fun Sweetie has had in a long time. The young mare finishes her shower and dries off. She trots out to Image’s apartment. The artist has supplies and projects all over his home. Sweetie smiles as she gets a sneak peak at the projects under construction. Image sits at a tablet with a stylus in his mouth. Sweetie trots over and peeks over his shoulder.

‘Oh, hey,’ Image greets. ‘I just wanted to get some quick sketches of our fun earlier.’

‘Sketches, eh?’ Sweetie leans close and whispers, ‘So, you’re saying you’re good with your mouth?’

Image tenses up as Sweetie gives his ear a gentle bite. ‘Oh, my,’ the stallion comments.

Sweetie yawns and stretches as she wakes up in the morning. Her mane is a mess, and her coat has a few small paint stains. She giggles to herself as she once again makes her way around Image’s apartment. The stallion is making them breakfast.

‘Good morning, Sweetie,’ Image greets, setting dishes on the table.

Sweetie giggles again. ‘Good morning.’

‘Sorry for the meager meal. This was all I had. I don’t really ever expect guests.’

‘It is plenty,’ Sweetie replies, sitting at the table after giving Image a quick kiss. ‘I’ll have to treat you next time.’

‘Um, yeah... About last night...’

‘Image, I’ve been admiring your work since I moved to Canterlot without knowing it is yours. I remember you as a very fun pony back in Ponyville and learned you are a kind and smart pony last night.’ She smiles. ‘Not to mention you are very giving.’

‘Meep,’ Image squeaks. ‘B-but I’m as old as your brother.’

‘So?’

‘I-I am not dateable. I told you about all my fillyfriends...’

‘I can take them.’

‘Right. You’re crazy training from Octavia.’

‘You know about that?!’

‘Like I said. I’m very observant.’

Sweetie grins evilly. ‘Then you will have to start dating me if you don’t want anything bad to happen to you.’

‘Meep!’

‘Not to mention, you are a much better cook than me. I should have you make me breakfast every morning.’

‘I don’t think I have the energy for that...’

Sweetie grins again. ‘I see you’re learning already.’

Image groans and gets up. He puts his dish away. ‘Anyway, thanks to last night, I am a little behind on my commissions. Please don’t think I am being rude if I start working.’ He goes to his painting corner. ‘Probably won’t be going out today either...’

Sweetie trots over and leans against the stallion. ‘I don’t have anywhere better to be.’

Image smiles and gets to work. After a few minutes, Image looks over and draws a line of blue across Sweetie’s snout. She laughs and levitates a number of paint brushes to get her revenge. Before she can attack, Image leans in and kisses her, quickly taking both to the ground. The brushes fall, getting paint all over the two ponies.

After spending the day with her new coltfriend, Sweetie Belle returns to school. She draws a lot of attention, partially for her cheerful attitude, partially because she is messy and covered in small specks of paint. At lunch, Sweetie calmly enters the cafeteria and sits at a table. She giggles as she starts her meal.

‘Really? Back again?’

Sweetie turns to see the three fillies from earlier in the week. She goes back to her meal. ‘Thrity-four.’

‘What?’

The young mare smirks. ‘Before factoring in the tray.’

Author's Note

Story Timeline: Sweetie Belle and Image Crystal start dating.

Story Event: The title is based on Fillies and Colts, a TWP chapter that dealt with Scootaloo's family life and Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's friendship.

Fun Fact: Yes, the bully's colors were based on Sunset Shimmer, the only pre-season 4 villain to not appear in TWP.

Free the Press

Main Characters: Featherweight
Cameos: Starlight, Cheerilee, Scootaloo
Original Start Date: October 16, 2012

Featherweight sighs as he sits back from his laptop. He is in the middle of filing his latest article for the local paper. It is just a beat story on the increase in raccoon traffic through the park at night. The only ponies affected would be the astronomy club, and then only twice a week. It is a boring story in a long string of boring stories.

The pegasus looks up at his wall. An award for ‘Best Young Journalist’ is one of the few decorations in his tiny apartment. He got the award when the pop idol Full Moon personally picked him to be her blogger for her few days in Ponyville while she was touring Equestria. He had such high hopes back then, and now they are being crushed by an uncaring editor.

A chime indicates a friend wants to chat online. Featherweight sighs and puts on his headset.

‘Hey, Starlight,’ the sullen pegasus greets.

Hey, Featherweight. How’s it going?

‘Ugh. Just working on my next crappy story.’

I don’t know. I think you are a great writer, even on your day job.

Featherweight shudders. In school, his music teacher, Lyra, trained him to carry on reporting about Ponyville via human fan fiction. While not as popular as her, he quickly became one of the top rated authors on the site. He kept his writing secret from everypony, even Scootaloo, who is a huge fan, so that his public credibility is not ruined. If only he could show his editor without becoming a laughingstock, then he might get better assignments.

‘Thanks for the encouragement,’ Featherweight grumbles. Starlight is the only pony to figure out his secret.

Sorry. Didn’t mean to upset you. I think you are the best writer on the site. Just because you don’t do r34 like Lyra, doesn’t make you any less of an author.

‘Means I get less commissions and trades though...’

That’s a damn shame. Oh! You know what you need! A major celebrity interview! That will make your career.

Featherweight grimaces. ‘Tried that once. Look where it got me.’

Come on. I’m offering you an interview with the hottest local celebrity right now. Everypony wants to hear about the mysterious pony that came from the stars.

‘That actually isn’t that bad of an idea. I know every outlet in town has been trying to get an interview with you.’

Only the best will do. And the best is my buddy Featherweight.

‘I’ll take that by my editor first thing tomorrow. Thanks, Starlight.’

Featherweight paces outside his editor’s office. He is really nervous about pitching the interview, but he really wants his career to go somewhere. He takes a few last deep breaths just before the editor opens the door.

‘All right, kid. This better be good,’ the old unicorn grumbles.

Featherweight enters the office and sits across from his boss. The old unicorn stares at the young pegasus. Featherweight filled out a lot from the short, gaunt pony his friends grew up with, but he feels even smaller than that now.

‘So, what do ya got?’ the editor asks.

‘Um, well, Starlight offered me an interview. I was hoping...’

‘You?! HA! That is great that you got him, but I’ll have one of our pros do the real deal.’

‘He said that he would only do the interview if it was me.’

‘Listen, kid, we have a lot of better journalists that can handle this sort of stuff. You just sit back and leave it to the professionals.’

‘But he is only going to talk with me. He knows I will ask the right questions. He doesn’t want the interview to turn into the gossip trash you normally publish.’

‘Watch your tone, boy. That “gossip trash” is real hard-hitting stuff. We put everypony on notice.’

‘Yeah, and that why all of the columns end with “and the interviewee said ‘Nuts to this!’ and rudely stormed out.” That isn’t good journalism!’ He stands and slams his forelegs on the editor’s desk. ‘That is tabloid tripe! I want to bring the first good interview to this paper, and you just want to take it from me and turn my friend into another victim! You have no right to call yourself a journalist!’

The editor leans back and takes a deep breath. ‘You’re fired.’

‘WHAT!’

‘If you don’t like how we do business, take your puny award and your crappy photos elsewhere. You have until the end of the day to clean out your desk.’

Featherweight growls and slams the table again. He storms out of the office, slamming the door. He goes straight to his desk and starts packing up his belongings. That is when he notices that his computer is on and Twitter is open. He quickly starts typing.

Just got fired for trying to bring REAL reporting to the paper instead of the tabloid trash it publishes. Way to be journalists. - FW

Featherweight hits ‘publish’ and nods at his handiwork. He stares at the screen for a moment.

FML

Featherweight gets back to his apartment by midday. He drops his small box of belongings on his bed and looks around the room. The pegasus forces back tears, drops his mobile on his bed and leaves to clear his head.

The depressed pegasus flies around Ponyville. He looks down at all of the happy ponies below and sighs. He lands in an out-of-the-way part of town and trots to a building he has only seen from the outside. Featherweight sighs again and enters the bar. A middle-aged earth pony stands at the bar, cleaning glasses. He looks over at the young pegasus who just walked in.

‘Little early to start drinking,’ the bartender comments.

‘Not early enough,’ Featherweight grumbles as he takes a seat.

‘Sounds like you had it rough, but I’m going to need to see some ID first.’

Featherweight winces. He gets up and turns around. ‘Sorry. Forgot about that. I don’t want you to lose your business.’

The bartender watches the pegasus start to leave before letting out a sharp whistle. ‘Listen, there is nopony else here. I have plenty of nonalcoholic drinks. Have a seat.’

Featherweight stares back in confusion.

‘I said, have a seat.’

Featherweight sighs and returns to the bar. The bartender sets a soda in front of the young stallion.

‘So what happened to drive you in here this early?’

‘Got fired for trying to do the right thing.’

‘Oh? What was that?’

‘I worked for the local paper. I wanted to do an interview with one of my friends since he wouldn’t talk with anypony else, but they tried to take the story from me and turn it into garbage! Some journalists they are.’

‘You’re a journalist?’

‘I was.’

‘I thought I recognized you. You’re the kid who did the article on the bad sanitation in this area.’

‘Yeah. Real hard-hitting reporting.’

‘Did you notice how much garbage was in the streets when ya got here? Your article raised awareness of our problem and helped mobilize the community to clean up more while city hall reconfigured their sanitation efforts for the area. You really helped us out, kid.’

‘I did?’

‘Hell, yeah! If it wasn’t for you, we would have had a disaster on our hooves. Don’t give up. You have to keep writing articles like that. Start a blog if you have to.’

Featherweight groans and hangs his head. ‘Geez. I’d love to, but I can barely afford my rent right now. I’ll be lucky if I can stretch my last paycheque until I can get a new job. I wouldn’t be able to afford even the small costs of running a blog. Thanks for the support, though.’

The pegasus looks up. The bartender is at the other end of the bar, counting bits into a bag. He trots back and sets the bag in front of his customer.

‘What is..?’

‘It isn’t much, but it should cover startup costs.’

‘Well, thank you, but I can’t take this. I mean, I don’t even know if I will have time to...’

There is a bright blue flash, and Starlight and Cheerilee appear in the bar.

‘Ha!’ the unicorn laughs. ‘Told you I could find him without his mobile. First try, too.’

‘Right.’ Cheerilee rolls her eyes. She approaches Featherweight. ‘We have been looking all over for you.’

‘Not really,’ Starlight sings.

‘It is nice of you to look for me, Miss Cheerilee, but I am a little confused why.’

‘Well, I heard you are on the market, and I have a job offer for you. Do you mind walking with me?’ Cheerilee asks. ‘I would rather not discuss business in a bar. No offense.’

‘Perfectly understandable,’ the bartender replies.

Featherweight stands and goes to his friends. The bartender starts clearing the drink.

‘Let me take care of that for you...’ Cheerilee offers.

‘Can’t pay for something that was free,’ the bartender replies. ‘Hey, kid. Don’t forget this.’

The bartender tosses the bag of bits. Featherweight catches it on his wing. He tucks it away as he joins his friends outside.

‘Thanks for coming, but I am still a little confused why you are here.’

‘Dude, you have to check your mobile,’ Starlight says. ‘Also, you have to see all of the mentions you are getting. It is truly amazing.’

‘I just wanted to get away for a bit...’

‘What Mr Sparkle is trying to say is that we are here to support you,’ Cheerilee explains. ‘We heard about your situation, and we want to help.’

‘Thanks. I am going to need a lot right now. I have to find a job, for starters.’

‘That is what I wanted to talk to you about. Ponyville High School could use a new journalism teacher.’

‘Me?! I have only been a journalist for three years, and just a beat reporter. I have no real experience.’

‘Which is why you might have to start a blog. I would be sad to see you stop your reporting.’

‘I don’t know... If I am teaching, how would I find time to do any real reporting?’

‘It would only be a small special interest class to start. Once a week at most.’ Cheerilee explains. ‘We can make it larger if there is enough student interest.’

‘I really don’t know...’

‘Take some time to think about it.’ Cheerilee gives her former student a small hug. ‘If you decide to pass, we will still support you any way we can.’

‘And call Scoots,’ Starlight adds. ‘She is practically molting with worry.’

Starlight hoof bumps his friend and teleports away. Cheerilee groans as she starts making her way back through town. Featherweight sighs and takes to the air.

The confused pegasus returns back to his apartment to find his mobile flashing. He sighs and starts opening his voicemail with a free wing while opening his laptop to check his messages. When he gets to Twitter, he has a giant page full of mentions before him. His messages start playing.

dude that sucks. here for ya bro - @icecreamsprinkles
I am so sorry. I love you. - @dashis1337

Hey Featherweight. I just saw your post. I am really sorry. Call me. I love you. Scootaloo says.
Screw them! You were the only good writer on staff. Best of luck. - @sunshinebat
What’s your PayPal? Got a Kickstarter yet? I wanna help out. - @wilw

Hey, uh, I don’t know what you are planning to do next, but why not start a blog? I can help you with web design and getting started. Love ya.
If you need help starting and promoting a blog, I have your back. - @kstraub
Don’t let stupid editors keep you down. Keep up the good fight. - @keitho
Buck them! They are bucking losers if they fire their best bucking writer - @wboltrdash

So, uh, I drew up some potential website designs. I sent them to you if you are interested. If not... Whatever. Take all the time you need.
I am here to lend a helping hand if you need one. - @heartstrings
If y’all need any help, I’m here for ya. - @MrPurple
You’re destined for better things. Hang in there. - @therealfullmoon

A loud cough interrupts Scootaloo’s messages.

Thanks a lot, jackass, Featherweight’s former editor grumbles. Your supporters have brought down our servers. Damn it...

Featherweight laughs at the message.
Don’t let this stop you. Tell us what you need and we’ll help - @TGPT
Do you have a PayPal? How about a Kickstarter? Where can I help? - @midnightflyer
#FreeFeatherweight! - @coffeebrony
Um. Are we still going to get the article on the raccoons? Sorry if I am imposing! - @shy
#FreeFeatherweight! #SaveTheRaccoons! - @coffeebrony

Hey, um, I don’t know how to say this... Anonymous sorta went to the paper’s... Well, let’s just say that I wasn’t... Well, that’s not entirely...

Scootaloo’s message cuts off when Featherweight’s mobile rings. He checks the caller ID and immediately answers.

‘Hey, Scoots. Thank you.’ He starts crying. ‘Thank you so much. I love you more than you know. I love you.’

Featherweight starts typing and posts a message.

Thanks for the support. Still working things out. Big news soon. Best, FW

Author's Note

Story Timeline: Featherweight becomes a freelance journalist and part-time teacher at Ponyville High School.

Story Event: The title is a reference to Free Press, where TWP and his friend have a nasty run-in with tabloid journalism.

Fun Fact: The Twitter users contain references to characters within MLP/TWP canon as well as real world people.

A Nicely-Timed Holiday

Main Characters: Diamond Tiara, Scootaloo, Featherweight, Pumpkin, Razzly, Satsuma
Cameos: Starlight, Apple Bloom, Rei, Inkie, Applejack, Pinkie, Lemon, Pound, Del
Original Start Date: June 25, 2013

Warning: There is some implied sexual conduct. If you are offended by this type material, feel free to skip this story. Otherwise, enjoy probably the most mature story in the series for a long time if ever.

Starlight teleports a large group of ponies to a beach. The unicorn’s head spins before he falls into the sand. Del laughs and uses her magic to help recharge her brother. After the effects of teleportation wear off, the others check out the beach.

‘Hmm. I guess it will do,’ Diamond Tiara comments.

‘It is a beach resort holiday! How can you complain!’ Scootaloo scolds.

Diamond gives her fillyfriend a kiss on the cheek. ‘We all have our special talents. Besides, I’m the one paying for our room. I have a right to complain about that.’

The pegasus groans and leaves to wonder the beach.

Razzly looks around. ‘Well, I prefer Bermuleda this time of year, but I guess Floridoe will have to do.’

‘It is a beach resort holiday! How can you complain!’ Pumpkin Cake scolds.

‘Sis, come on,’ Pound urges. ‘We barely convinced mom and dad to let us go on this trip. We should be lucky that we get to spend this time with our friend.’

‘Thank you, Pound.’ Razzly smiles at the colt. ‘You are such a dear. … Though you are far kinder than most of the deer I have met.’

Pound laughs stupidly at the compliment. Satsuma glares at his friend. Pumpkin rolls her eyes. She gets a pat on the back.

‘Don’t worry, Pumpkin-wumpkin,’ Pinkie assures. ‘This is no longer a vacation. This is a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m going to have fun. You’re going to have fun. We’re all going to have so much fun that we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our smiles!’

‘Darn tootin’!’ Applejack agrees. ‘It is always a blast when Pinkie Pie is on the job.’

The other mare scowls. ‘Though there will be some party poopers.’

Applejack frowns as her friend trots away.

‘It’s okay, mom,’ Satsuma says. ‘She’ll have to get along with you for the trip.’

Applejack ruffles her son’s mane. ‘Don’ worry ‘bot yer ol’ mom. Jus’ go have some fun with yer friends.’

Satsuma gives his mom a smile then gallops away to play with the other foals.

Starlight sits up and holds his head. ‘And that is why they call me “Clever and Spectacular”.’

‘That’s my line!’ Razzly shouts from across the beach.

Apple Bloom helps the stallion to his hooves. ‘Come on. Let’s get checked in.’

The group of adults head towards the hotel. Applejack stays behind to watch the foals with Pinkie. Scootaloo joins Diamond as she looks at the local shops.

‘I hope she remembers how much of her paycheque she lost this month...’ Rei mumbles.

‘That is probably why she is tagging along with Diamond,’ Inkie giggles. ‘She knows who has the money in the relationship.’

‘So that’s why you stick with me.’

‘Which one of us has a successful rock farm?’

‘Blinkie?’

Inkie growls at her wife. At the back of the pack, Featherweight jots notes as he flies behind the others. Beside him, Lemon magically applies sunblock.

‘What are you writing?’ the unicorn asks.

‘Oh, uh, Cheerilee suggested I do a travelogue of this trip,’ the pegasus explains. ‘I want to document as much as I can.’

Lemon frowns. She takes the pad, flips it to a new page and gives it back. ‘When my dad moved to Appleanta, this place was a very popular vacation spot. When we got rich, dad would take us here. I know it is not as fancy as some other places, but Starlight liked the idea when I told him. Pinkie and Diamond were the ones that suggested I tell him about it when we started talking about going on a trip.’ She looks at the stallion and growls, ‘Write.’

Featherweight starts hastily writing down the story. Lemon giggles to herself.

‘Also, I think you should find your fillyfriend before she gets to far away.’

The young stallion looks up from his pad. Scootaloo and Diamond are at a shop, trying on shell necklaces. Featherweight quickly flies over to them. Lemon giggles again and enters the hotel. Starlight gets keys from the clerk and gives them out.

‘Okay. The colts will stay with me, and Pinkie offered to watch the fillies,’ Starlight reports. ‘Rei, here is your key.’

Rei takes her key and flies out to find her room.

‘I wish she wouldn’t forget me,’ Inkie grumbles. ‘Like our honeymoon all over again. Too eager to get to the bedroom.’ She realizes what she said and turns red. ‘Ididn’tsayanything!’

‘Ah guess the rest o’ us have the last room,’ Apple Bloom figures. She smiles. ‘Ah haven’ shared a bed with mah sis in years.’

‘Guess that means me and Del,’ Lemon says. ‘Del?’

A scream comes from the other end of the hotel foyer. Several ponies gallop from the hotel restaurant.

‘Changeling!’ a fleeing unicorn shrieks.

A pair of large pegasi carry Del towards the exit.

‘I didn’t do anything! I was just looking at the menu!’ the drooling changeling shouts.

Starlight stops the pegasi. ‘What are you doing?’

‘We’re removing this pest from the building,’ one replies. ‘No changelings allowed.’

‘She is the adopted daughter of Princess Twilight Sparkle and the heir of Queen Chrysalis,’ Starlight retorts. He gets out his mobile. ‘Do you want me to get them or should we just report your entire building for tribalist policies? Please say we should call Twilight. I really want to see a smoking crater where this building once stood.’

The pegasi drop Del. ‘We’re watching you.’

Del hisses as they leave.

Lemon grabs the changeling’s leg. ‘Come on, Del. I know a great ice cream shop near here. My treat. And if they refuse to serve you, I’ll buy the shop and make them serve you!’

Del smiles as she follows her friend away. ‘Lemony always knows how to spoil a bad mood.’

‘When life give you lemons, make ice cream!’ Lemon declares. The others laugh as their friends leave.

Starlight slinks over to his fillyfriend and rubs against her. ‘So, want to break in our bedrooms before the others get there?’

‘Ah’m gonna check on mah sister. Make sure she and Pinkie ain’t fightin’ too much.’

Starlight frowns. The clerk taps him on his back.

‘Is one of you Inkie? We just got a call from one of your rooms. The occupant wants you to know her body is ready.’

Inkie squeaks and hurries to the nearest lift. Starlight chuckles then leaves to find the others.

Pinkie gallops up and down the beach with the Cake twins and Razzly. Satsuma sits back from his friends, reading under an umbrella.

‘Y’all go on vacation and ya still find a book t’ read.’

Satsuma looks up as his mom sits with him. She ruffles his mane again.

‘Sorry, I guess I am not the physical activity type,’ the young colt replies.

‘That ain’t true. Ya’re better at buckin’ than Ah was at yer age.’

‘Give him a break, AJ,’ Starlight argues. ‘He is only the second-best athlete in class. The only one better is playing out there.’ He laughs. ‘Besides, once Rei and Del get back, he’ll be so embarrassed by his older siblings having fun that he’ll have to join in.’

‘If it is just my older siblings, what will you be doing?’ Satsuma counters.

‘Not to mention, he should give his aunt a break.’

‘I don’t see Apple Bloom out there.’

‘Pinkie is going to be having our little sibling. She might as well be our aunt. Ooo!’

Starlight spots Apple Bloom and prances off to join her. Satsuma watches his friends again. He sighs deeply and raises his book.

‘What’s wrong?’ Applejack asks.

‘I just feel weird playing with Pinkie,’ Satsuma replies. ‘She has been mad at you for seven years, and it is all my fault.’

‘It ain’t yer fault. Sides, she ain’t mad at ya. She’s mah friend.’

‘She doesn’t act like your friend...’

‘Satsuma, how many times did Ah have t’ tell ya that AB is mah sister no matter what? Pinkie’s the same way. No matter how she acts towards me, she is mah friend.’

Satsuma huffs. He looks at his friends playing. He smiles as he watches Razzly. The filly looks over and motions for him to join. Applejack gives him a nudge. Satsuma sets down his book and gallops over. As soon as he joins his friends, Pinkie trots over to the umbrella and rests.

‘Kinda hard t’ keep up with a little one in ya,’ Applejack jokes.

Pinkie laughs. ‘I know I am not that far along, but I still want to take it easy.’ She rubs her belly. ‘Don’t want my wittle baby to get too worked up.’

‘Ah hear ya. Ah had a heck o’ a time findin’ a family member who could fill in fer me durin’ Apple Buck Season.’

‘I helped on a few trees. A lot of the town did.’

Applejack places her hoof by Pinkie’s. ‘Thanks, Pinkie. Yer a true friend.’

Pinkie looks at her friend and scowls. She gets up. ‘I’m going to see if Lemon found a good ice cream shop. Don’t screw up watching the foals.’

The pregnant mare marches away. Applejack sighs then smiles as she watches her son playing with his friends.

Lemon and Del levitate ice cream cones in front of them. The unicorn licks her cone and giggles as she watches the changeling try to eat several cones at once. Del devours a cone and licks the excess ice cream from her face.

‘This is so good. Thanks, Lemony!’

‘Glad you like it.’ The shorter unicorn blushes, leans up and licks a drop of ice cream from her friend’s cheek. ‘Missed a spot.’

Del’s eyes go wide. ‘That was mine! How dare you!’

Lemon giggles again. Del swoops and bites the unicorn's ice cream. She returns to her cones, grumbling. The friends trot off together. Del gives Lemon a small push when she steps a bit too close to the changeling’s ice cream.

Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara return from a day of shopping and sightseeing. Featherweight carries all the bags for them. A number of their friends are sitting in the lobby of their hotel, chatting.

‘Y’all get enough?’ Apple Bloom asks.

‘Just a bit for now,’ Diamond replies. ‘We’ll really hit the shops tomorrow.’

‘Ah’d say ya can put them in yer room, but Ah don’ remember ya checkin’ in.’

‘Shoot. I knew there was something I needed to do. Well, no time like the present.’

Starlight grins. ‘Oh, you checked in already. I saw it happen.’

‘But she was with me all day,’ Scootaloo replies. ‘How could she have gotten our room?’

Lemon and Diamond Tiara trot out from the restaurant. Diamond Tiara growls when she sees herself.

‘Thank you for treating me to dinner, “Diamond”,’ Lemon snickers.

‘It was my pleasure,’ Del-mond Tiara replies. ‘I might be an obnoxious, stuck-up whiner, but I don’t mind charging a dinner or four to my room.’

‘That is such a good impression. I would love to see your take on me.’

‘That wouldn’t be a good idea,’ Starlight interrupts. ‘Too much sweetness could make the world explode.’

Del-mond blushes and looks away. Lemon giggles at her friend. Diamond trots over.

‘Drop the disguise, Del,’ the earth pony demands.

Del changes back to normal. She sticks her tongue out at Diamond as she and Lemon return to their room.

‘And I want my key!’

A room key levitates to Diamond. She snatches it. The mare grumbles to herself as she marches away. Scootaloo and Featherweight follow her. The pegasus mare covers a laugh. The stallion grunts under the weight of his load. His friends cover snickering of their own.

Satsuma and Pumpkin sit on a bed and go through a book together. Razzly lays on another bed playing a hoofheld game. Pound snores on the floor, worn out. Applejack keeps an eye on the foals. Starlight taps on the door.

‘Come on, everypony. Time for bed.’

The foals groan.

‘You’ll have plenty of time to play tomorrow,’ the stallion chuckles. ‘First, we should recharge our batteries, like Pound.’

The colt snores as Starlight levitates him to Satsuma’s bed. Pumpkin jumps down. Applejack escorts the fillies from the room.

‘Don’ stay up too late readin’.’

‘I won’t,’ the brothers say in union.

Applejack laughs. She drops the fillies off in their room. Pinkie smiles and shows them in. She briefly smiles at Applejack before snorting and turning away. The mare sighs and goes to her room. Del and Lemon are enjoying a late-night snack in their bed. Apple Bloom pats beside her. Her older sister smiles and climbs on to go to sleep.
…

Rei and Inkie cuddle in their room. The wives kiss each other.

‘You know, Inkie-chan... This is a lot like our honeymoon...’

Inkie giggles. ‘I know what you are thinking.’ She rolls on top of her wife. ‘And I completely agree.’

Inkie nibbles Rei’s wings, getting a lusty moan from the small pegasus.
…

Featherweight hides in his bed. Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara invited him to stay with them in their spare bed. He is extremely nervous to share a room with two mares, knowing the relationship between the two of them.

‘Th-th-thanks for l-letting me stay with you,’ the young stallion stutters.

‘R-right!’ Scootaloo replies. ‘Diamond really is sweet.’

The other mare chuckles. ‘Like you don’t tell me that a lot.’

‘Diamond!’

‘Oh, please. Since my dad found out, everypony who matters now knows about us.’ She kisses Scootaloo’s nose. ‘Of course, I know about the two of you too.’

The young stallion squeaks and balls up.

‘No need to be ashamed, dear. I don’t mind sharing my love with you, though she belongs to me first.’

‘Whoa!’ Scootaloo pushes back. ‘I don’t belong to anypony.’

‘Sorry. I misspoke. Forgive me?’

The pegasus mare sighs, ‘Yeah.’

‘Good.’ Diamond pulls Scootaloo in for a big kiss. She starts running a hoof through the pegasus’ chest fluff.

‘Diamond, not now,’ Scootaloo whispers.

‘Why not, deary? We're on holiday. It would be fun.’

‘Featherweight is here. It is not the right time.’

Diamond grins seductively. ‘So?’ She run her hooves over her fillyfiend again. ‘He can always join if he wants.’

‘W-wh-what?!’

The earth pony looks at the other bed. ‘What do you say?’

Featherweight glances over. He instantly turns away when he see the two mares. ‘Um, well, uh, I, uh, er...’

Scootaloo blushes and looks at the other bed. ‘I-it is okay with me if you want...’

The young stallion looks over. Before he can speak, Diamond smirks and interrupts.

‘I think he is okay with it,’ she says, pointing and winking.

Scootaloo looks and gasps. Diamond waves Featherweight over...

An undetermined time later, the other vacationers are wide awake. Rei and Inkie have stopped their fooling around.

‘Inkie...’

‘Yes, Rei?’

‘Remind me to soundproof my shop before the next time Diamond stays over.’

‘Right. Scootaloo is a little loud...’
…

Satsuma and Pound blush redder than the earth pony’s natural colors.

‘Pound,’ Starlight says. ‘You know that topic I refuse to cover in class?’

‘Y-yes...’

‘Something like that.’
…

Pinkie laughs nervously. ‘Um, girls, pretend you didn’t hear that.’

‘Yes, Pinkie!’ the fillies hastily reply as they move as far away from each other as possible.
…

Diamond lays back in her bed and pants, ‘That was better than expected.’ She looks over at Scootaloo. ‘We can cross that page out of the book.’

‘I can’t believe we did that,’ the pegasus mare mutters repeatedly.

Diamond rolls her eyes. ‘What about you?’

Featherweight sits on the side of the bed and stares at the wall. ‘Whoa. Just... whoa.’

The earth pony groans and gets up. ‘Well, I am going to get cleaned up and go to bed. We have a long day of shopping tomorrow.’

Diamond goes to the washroom, leaving the pegasi to collect themselves. Scootaloo looks at Featherweight.

‘You are so joining us more often.’

Pinkie and Del sit on the beach eating ice cream. The mares play lifeguard while the foals play with Applejack. Rei and Inkie sunbathe together. Lemon is out shopping with Diamond. The other young adults play a game of volleyball together. Scootaloo flies up and spikes the ball. Starlight deflects the shot with his magic, and Apple Bloom hits it back. Featherweight shouts and cowers as Scootaloo tries to return the ball in time.

‘Still?’ Scootaloo groans.

‘Give ‘im a break,’ Apple Bloom sighs. ‘Y’all know he was picked on ‘til he grew up and out.’

‘Thanks, Apple Bloom.’

‘Want me to go back in time and teach your bullies a lesson?’ Starlight offers.

‘Aren’t you not allowed to time travel?’ Apple Bloom asks.

The unicorn adjusts his glasses. ‘Technically, maybe, yes.’ He sits and motions with his hooves. ‘But aren’t we always travelling in time? Ever moving forward?’

Apple Bloom rolls her eyes and goes to get a drink. The pegasi shake the sand from their wings and join her. Rei looks up as the others approach.

‘Hey, Scoots. We have something we want to talk about.’

The young pegasus blushes. ‘Is it about last night?’

Featherweight freezes and his wings stick up.

‘Yeah. We know you’re old enough and don’t mean to interfere, but do you mind keeping it down a bit?’

Inkie nods. ‘I believe we have asked you that before... back home.’

‘Oh, come on! I know I get into it, but I am not that loud.’

‘The management did call me with a few noise complaints,’ Starlight adds.

Scootaloo growls and flies away.

‘S-sorry for my part in all of that,’ Featherweight apologizes before chasing his fillyfriend.

Across the beach, Satsuma drags himself to his towel and lays down. Pinkie offers him a drink.

‘Thanks,’ the young colt pants. ‘Pumpkin is really kicking our flanks.’

‘She is a little bundle of energy,’ Pinkie teases. ‘Good thing you are not really playing a game against her. She would totally whoop ya!’

The colt groans again. Pound flies over and collapses too. The two unicorns help Applejack clean up their game.

‘Pumpkin, may I ask you a question?’

The other filly sighs. ‘What?’

‘Hmm. Didn’t go for the joke. Interesting. Anyway! How long have you been crushing on Satsuma?’

Pumpkin faces Razzly. ‘What?!’

‘Oh, please. My mother taught me how to read a crowd. I can tell the looks you give him.’

The other unicorn looks away and kicks the sand. ‘Well, uh...’

‘Don’t be so coy. I think he likes you too.’

‘Really?!’

The fillies look at the colts relaxing with Pinkie. Pound squirts Satsuma with his drink. The other colt shouts while Pinkie laughs at them. Applejack trots over and scolds her son. Pinkie snorts and looks away. The farmer sighs and turns to the fillies.

‘Y’all get yer rumps in gear, and we can get t’ lunch!’

The fillies trot back together.

‘You know, I could help you have some private time together,’ Razzly suggests.

‘Really?! Y-you’d do that for me?’

‘Of course! What are friends for?’

Pumpkin half-smiles and joins the others for lunch.

After lunch, most of the vacationers return to the beach. Diamond and Lemon convinced Scootaloo and Del to go shopping with them. Featherweight sits and works on his article. Pinkie and Pound build sandcastles for the young colt to destroy. Starlight and Apple Bloom look into renting an inflatable raft for the afternoon. Satsuma checks out the shop with his mother. Razzly smiles and nudges Pumpkin. The filly fiddles with her mane and steps forward.

‘Um, Satsuma, would you want to get a raft with me?’

The young colt blushes. ‘R-really?’ He looks up. ‘Is that okay, mom?’

‘Ah don’ see why not.’ She looks at the vendor. ‘Mind if mah son and his friend get a raft too?’

The unicorn working the stand shrugs. ‘There is a lifeguard on duty. As long as you watch them too, we have a deal. Do you want insurance against any accidental punctures?’

Pumpkin growls. ‘I am very safe! I have never had a single accident with my horn!’

The vendor rolls his eyes. ‘If you say so...’

The unicorn levitates a pair of rafts to his customers.
…

The two unicorn and earth pony couples float on their rafts. The sea is calm enough so they just drift around. Starlight and Apple Bloom playfully splash each other as they swim. Satsuma and Pumpkin sit on their raft like a pair of awkward foals.

‘So, uh,’ Satsuma says.

‘Yeah...’ Pumpkin smiles at the colt. ‘This has been a pretty fun break.’

‘Yeah. It is nice getting away for a weekend. I have only been to Manehattan to see Cousin Babs or to Appleloosa to see Braeburn or trips to Canterlot...’

‘Those sound fun. We only travel to Canterlot or Trottingham or wherever for catering orders.’

‘That is still more than once or twice a year like me and mom.’

Pumpkin laughs and kicks the water. Satsuma tries shifting around, but ends up upsetting the raft. They drift silently for a bit.

‘So, uh, how are things at school?’ Pumpkin asks.

‘What do you mean?’

‘You know, like with your brother being the teacher and other stuff...’ She looks at Razzly on the beach being waited on by her brother. ‘You know. Just, like, how it is going?’

Satsuma shrugs. ‘I guess class is fine. Starlight is pretty fun. I hear we’re getting a bunch of new students soon.’

‘That should be fun. I hope they are nice.’

‘Looking for a cute colt?’

Pumpkin smiles and shifts closer. ‘I think there are some good ones in class already.’

Satsuma blushes. He tries adjusting his glasses and slips on the raft. Pumpkin catches him and helps him up. A loud whistle comes from shore.

‘Hey, y’all!’ Applejack calls. ‘Del is getting mighty hungry (as usual)! Y’all ‘bout ready to head in?’

Starlight waves. He and Apple Bloom swim their raft in. Satsuma pulls himself over the raft and starts swimming. He looks at Pumpkin.

‘Gonna help?’

The filly blushes. ‘I, uh, don’t know how to swim.’

‘You’re, like, the best athlete ever! How do you not know how to swim?’

‘I was going to learn during this break! It is not my fault I haven’t learned yet!’

Satsuma takes Pumpkin’s hoof. He pulls her forward. ‘Here. Just mimic what I do.’

The young colt paddles with his free foreleg and kicks with his hind. Pumpkin copies him, and they swim to shore.

Starlight and Apple Bloom are out for a walk after dinner. They stroll across the beach in the moonlight. The young mare leans against her coltfriend.

‘Ah know Ah say it a lot, but Ah love havin’ ya back.’ She leans up and kisses Starlight. ‘Ah love ya, Starlight.’

‘I love you too, Apple Bloom.’ The young stallion lets out a deep breath. ‘You really don’t know how hard it was not returning before it was the right time.’

‘Yer here now. That’s what’s most important.’

‘Thank you. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.’

The couple kisses again as they continue their stroll.
…

Applejack watches her sister from her room’s balcony. She smiles and turns back to her room.

‘Whoa nelly!’

A changeling queen wearing a frilly pink dress stares at the shorter earth pony. A giggling yellow unicorn stands behind the changeling.

‘Isn’t she adorable?’ Lemon snickers. ‘It is so different from what she wears in her catalogues.’

‘It is somethin’. That’s fer sure,’ Applejack replies.

Del snorts and looks away. ‘Shut up. I like this sort of thing, okay?’

‘Everypony wants to feel pretty sometimes, Del,’ Lemon says. ‘I think you look great.’

‘That’s right,’ Applejack agrees. ‘Even though Ah ain’t one t’ get gussied up all the time, ya gotta go with what ya like.’

The changeling removes her dress and levitates it in front of her. ‘Thanks. I guess. Rarity and Fleur always have me wearing such silly outfits. When I saw this, I thought it was so cute that I had to get it.’

‘And I even got one to go with it,’ Lemon adds. ‘Just in case Del wants to match with somepony.’

‘Yer a good friend, Lemon.’ Applejack goes to the door. ‘Ah’m gonna check on mah boy. Be right back.’

The others nod as she leaves. Del looks at her dress again.

‘Too bad all the places I could wear it won’t let me,’ the changeling grumbles. ‘Rarity and Fleur always make me wear one of their weird outfits.’

‘That is because you are going to fashion events or high society functions,’ Lemon replies. ‘They expect something different there.’

‘I guess...’ Del huffs. ‘You should come sometime. You know that sort of thing, but you are really fun. You could keep me company.’

‘I’d love to, but I got enough of those when I was growing up. Though I wouldn’t mind asking to Pinkie to get you invited to a party where your new dress would be proper attire. I’ll even supply the ice cream.’

Del smiles. ‘That would be fun. I haven’t had a party like that since the last time I lived in Ponyville.’

‘Then we will definitely have to invite you!’ Lemon hugs her friend. ‘I know everypony loves Del!’

The changeling laughs and returns the hug. ‘You are just as nice as your brother only less frowny all the time.’

Lemon giggles at the compliment.

The next morning, the vacationers board a train for Ponyville. Starlight is too tired to teleport them back and most have to return to work. The passengers slowly settle into the rented car. Satsuma sits with his mother. Diamond drags Scootaloo to the back so she can cuddle with the pegasus. Featherweight sits across from them as he keeps writing his article. The Cake twins sit with Pinkie. The train starts moving.

A little ways into the trip, Razzly calls Pumpkin over to her seat. The other unicorn sighs and trots over.

‘So, how was your time with Satsuma yesterday?’ Razzly asks before the other filly can sit down.

Pumpkin freezes for a second then smiles, blushing. ‘It was nice. We didn’t do much except kick around the sea. Thanks for suggesting the idea, though I hated lying about not knowing how to swim.’

‘No problem at all. It is the least I can do.’

‘Yeah. He is really great. So kind and smart. He’s really considerate too. Just wish he would pick up on what other ponies are doing half the time.’

‘Oh? Go on?’

Pumpkin shakes her head. ‘It is nothing. Just forget it. Anyway. Thanks for your help yesterday.’

The unicorn goes back to sit with her brother. Razzly thinks for a moment before turning her attention to Satsuma. She smiles as she watches the colt staring out the window, trying to point out landmarks to his tired mother.

‘Satsuma, dear,’ Razzly calls. ‘I hear you’re good with an atlas. Would you mind playing tour guide for me while we head back?’

The young colt smiles. ‘Sure!’

Satsuma hops from his seat and joins his friend. Razzly sits as close as she can to the colt as she listens to him talk. She looks back at a glaring Pumpkin and smirks.

Author's Note

Scootaloo Love Triangle: She, Diamond and Featherweight do page 137 (and everypony else hears it).

Satsuma Love Triangle: Pumpkin makes a move with Razzly's help. Razzly shows interestest in Satsuma.

Story Event: The title and themes were inspired by A Well-Earned Break, where TWP and friends go on a holiday with equally sexy results.

I know there is a bit of an adult moment with Scootaloo and her loves but as of now, that is the only such scene (currently planned) in the whole series. The rest of the series is pretty mild. Nothing too bad aside from the same jokes as in the chapters before this one.

Del’s New Job

Main Characters: Starlight, Del
Cameos: Foals! Foals everywhere!
Original Start Date: July 12, 2013

Del trots through Ponyville on her way to her sister’s shop, her mind on a mountain of foreign snacks. Nurse Redheart has the day off and is spending it with her son allowing the changeling to do what she wants for the day. Del reaches for the door, but it opens for her.

‘Ah! There’s my favorite little sister!’ Starlight greets as he exits.

‘Hi, Starlight. How’s it going?’

‘Quite well. Walk with me.’

‘Actually, I was going...’

Starlight puts a leg around her sister as he trots away. Del looks back at the lost snacks and whimpers.

‘I notice you around town with Pearl Heart quite a lot.’

‘Y-yes. I am watching him for his mother so she doesn’t have to worry about him while she works.’

‘Very nice. Very nice. So you would say you are good with foals?’

‘Not really... This is the first time I foal sat, though my sister let me help with new mothers while I stayed with her hive.’

‘Good. Good. Are you sad that you won’t be seeing Pearl as much soon?’

‘Right. He will be starting school soon. I will have to find something to do during the day while waiting to pick him up.’

‘Then you’re in luck! I have a solution to both your problems! Come to work with me!’

‘Work with you?’

‘Yep!’ Starlight nods. ‘We’re getting a ton of new students in the district. We’re almost doubling the number of foals in my class. So many new students are joining me that Cheerilee is letting me hire a new teacher. Apple Bloom has been helping me convert the basement to get it ready for her.’

‘And you want...’

‘I want the greatest, sweetest little sister in the world to be at my side.’

‘A-are you crazy?!’

‘Honest answer?’ the stallion mumbles.

‘I have no idea how to be a teacher!’

‘Neither do I.’

‘Not to mention, I’m a changeling!’

‘Really? I never noticed.’ He stops and faces his sister. ‘Del, you are a smart, wonderful mare. You have a way with ponies no others do. You are charming and friendly. You have a great, curious air about you that draws others to you. I look at you, and I see a pony our father would be proud of.’

Del blushes and looks away. ‘Thank you, Starlight.’

There is a flash. Starlight lowers his mobile. ‘Dad is going to love that pic of you looking so adorable.’ -- Del blushes redder -- ‘So, will you give teaching a shot?’

The changeling bites her lip and thinks. She nods. ‘Yes. I want to help ponies and teaching would be a good start. I’ll do my best.’

‘Excellent!’ Starlight cheers. ‘Just come in here, and we can do the paperwork.’

The unicorn opens the door to the school district offices.

Del glares at her brother. ‘You planned this, didn’t you?’

‘I have no idea what you mean,’ he replies innocently.

The changeling sighs and follows her brother inside.

Back-to-school time is an exciting time for a lot of foals. For Satsuma, it is one of the happiest times of the year, after his birthday and Hearths Warming, since it means new subjects and more learning. Pumpkin Cake loves all the sports teams starting up again. Most of the foals in Ponyville are happy to see their friends after a summer break and look forward to new friends. Kain is excited to start school for that reason. Freya is scared to start school and have to meet new ponies.

The schoolhouse is packed with new and returning students. The foals talk and share stories of their summer. At the back of class, a young griffin draws a lot of attention. Freya tries hiding with Angel, but Kain talks with everypony his age. The Cake twins give out freshly baked cookies. Satsuma shares stories about a recent trip to see his extended family while Razzly talks about visiting her parents in the Crystal Empire. The class quiets when the door opens. There are suddenly several shrieks.

‘Changeling!’ a number of students cry.

Del frowns and backs away.

‘Yes, she is,’ Starlight states calmly. ‘She is also my sister and assistant teacher from now on.’

Some students murmur uneasily.

‘Cool,’ Satsuma comments. ‘I always wanted an older sibling for a teacher.’

Starlight frowns at his brother. ‘Anyway, we haven’t fully worked out how the class will work with so many students. We have prepared a second classroom for Del’s class, but we’ll all meet in here until we work out a reasonable split. I have planned an assessment test for the end of the day, but that is nothing to worry about. Since today is the first day for most of you, we’re just going to take it easy and get to know a little about each other. Now, if you will let me go first...’ He steps to the center of the classroom. ‘I am Starlight Clarke Sparkle. My special talent is magic and magical accessories. My favorite food is whatever my darling Apple Bloom wants. I live at Ponyville Library, so you will see me there when you need books. I also teach an after-school magic class if any of the unicorns here are interested in joining. I hope we have a marvelous year together.’ He turns to his sister.

Del jumps nervously and bows. ‘Uh, hi! I’m Del Wanderer... Um, I am Queen Chrysalis’ heir, but, uh, my goal in life is to make everypony happy. I like cakes and candy and all sorts of sweet things. I-I know I look scary, but we can be friends.’

Del smiles, exposing her fangs. Some foals stare at the sharp objects.

‘That’s it for us,’ Starlight says. ‘Pound, you’re up.’
…

A dark pink filly smiles. ‘Hi, everypony! I am Sakura Sweets! Great to meet all of you. Golden Grapes is my dad. Oh!’ She pats a light green colt on the back. ‘This is my brother, Green Kerner. He is starting here this year. Be nice to him, or we’ll have words.’

Kerner groans. ‘Thanks, sis. Uh, yeah. I’m Green Kerner. I like games and stuff. Um, I don’t know what else to say. Uh, my dad named me after a type of grape he grows. They’re really good, I guess. I can bring them in sometime.’

Del licks her lips. ‘Sweet.’

Sakura giggles. ‘We’ll have to bring extra for you, Miss Del.’
…

The griffin clears his throat. ‘Greetings, my name is Shaun Gusty.’ -- Razzly gives him curious look -- ‘I am not used to living with ponies yet, but I hope to make the most of this. I am looking forward to learning all I can from you.’

Shaun bows and sits. Kain hops up with a large smile on his face. Freya rolls her eyes at her brother.

‘Hey, everypony! I’m Kain Bat and this is my sister Freya Shy. Our parents are Fluttershy and Sunshine. We have the coolest parents! Uh... I want to be a Lunar Guard like my dad. My, uh, sister is sorta shy, so, uh, please be nice to her.’

Freya sighs.

‘Sorry, Freya. Um... We’re both really nice ponies if you get to know us. Plus, we can get you some sweet hook-ups from our dad.’

Freya snorts.

‘Ugh. Fine. Dad won’t do favors. Sorry for saying that.’

The filly nods proudly.

‘Rub it in, why don’t, ya...’

Freya giggles and sticks her tongue out at her brother. Other students laugh too. The filly becomes aware of the attention, squeaks and hides behind Angel. The class laughs again.

‘Okay. Okay,’ Starlight calms, laughing. He looks around the class. ‘I think that is everypony. Since today is about taking it easy and making new friends, how about we go to recess early so your new social links can level up?’

The foals cheer and gallop outside. Starlight laughs as he follows. He looks back. ‘Come on, Del. I think they would want to play with their new teacher too.’

Del smiles and joins her brother in the schoolyard.

Several groups have formed during recess, each around new students. Pumpkin Cake has gathered some foals for a basketball game. Pound Cake flies with the new pegasi. Satsuma chats with Sakura and Kerner.

‘I’m surprised you started school already,’ Satsuma says to the other colt. ‘You’re a year younger than me.’

‘Come on,’ Kerner whines. ‘You only started last year. I’m the same year you started.’

‘Sorry. I just still think of you as a small colt who follows me around when my mom and I help during the grape harvest.’

The green colt glares. ‘That is only because Sakura wouldn’t let me tag with her.’

‘Hmpf!’ the filly snorts. ‘Just because I didn’t want to spend the whole day foalsitting a pair of colts...’

The colts frown at Sakura and face each other.

‘Want me to bring you some comics tomorrow?’ Satsuma offers.

‘Sure. Can you get some from your sister too?’

‘I’ll see what I can do.’
…

Shaun talks with some foals who are excited to meet a griffin. Razzly watches him carefully.

‘I’m just a regular griffin. I’m not really that special at all,’ Shaun tells the crowd. ‘I do really appreciate the attention.’

The griffin picks a talonful of flowers and gives them to the fillies.

‘Quite a show you put on,’ Razzly compliments.

‘Show? Whatever do you mean? I’m just being polite.’

‘Oh, I can see that. I mean the accent. You almost have Equestrian down.’

‘A-accent?’ Shaun stammers, his voice slipping.

‘My mom performed in the Empire several times and even opened for We Flight Griffins. I can tell when somepony has a Eaglish accent.’

Shaun sighs. ‘You caught me,’ he says in an Eaglish accent. ‘I just wanted to fit in so I practiced for days.’

‘You don’t have to put on a show for us,’ Razzly assures. ‘I had to learn that myself.’

The griffin bows. ‘Thank you for the Generosity.’

The unicorn smiles. ‘You just need to be more Honest with yourself, Shaun.’

Shaun turns his head slightly as he examines Razzly. ‘You’re not from here either.’

‘You got me. I was born in Manehattan, but I travelled a lot with my parents. I didn’t want to keep travelling so they let me stay here with some friends.’ She smirks. ‘I bet you have a story yourself.’

‘Not really.’ Shaun shrugs. ‘My father is a low-ranking noble working for a company in Eagleland. His company transferred him here as a travelling representative and said he could live anywhere since he’ll be travelling a lot. Ponyville is a really nice place and has good train access, so mom and I live in a great place where he can see us pretty easily.’

‘That’s great!’ Razzly frowns. ‘I just got back from visiting my parents. I miss them, but I am happy here. I have lots of friends.’ She smiles. ‘I think I might be able to see them again on Nightmare Night or for the Book Faire.’

‘Nightmare Night? I heard of that. What is it?’

All the foals gasp.

‘That is only the funnest night of the year, not counting Hearths Warming,’ a colt replies.

‘Is that a big one too?’
…

There is a loud squawk as Shaun is chased around the yard by a herd of angry foals. Del watches the chase, agape, not knowing how to react. She is tugged on the leg. A filly stands next to her.

‘Here, Miss Del,’ the filly says, holding a cookie.

‘Th-thank you.’

Del immediately eats the cookie. The filly laughs and gallops away. Several other foals surround the young mare.

‘Um, hi.’ Del smiles nervously.

‘What are changelings like?’

‘Do you really eat ponies?’

‘What do ponies taste like?’

‘You have a pretty mane.’

‘Can you scare my mommy to get me out of doing my chores?’

‘You have big teeth.’

‘Can I touch your coat?’

‘How can you be Mr Starlight’s brother if you’re a changeling?’

Del looks at the foals. She puts on the biggest smile she can and starts to answer questions.
…

Starlight patrols the yard, playing with some foals, greeting others. He stops and looks around.

‘Where is she..?’

The stallion looks around. He charges a spell and teleports away. He reappears behind the schoolhouse.

‘Now, if I were Fluttershy’s kid, I would be...’

There is a squeak and the bushes rustle. Freya squeals sharply as she and Angel levitate into view.

‘Sorry, Freya. Time for class.’

The filly whimpers and holds her doll tight.

‘Don’t worry. We just have the test, then I am going to let you out early.’

Freya whines.

‘I have no idea what you are saying, but I know somepony who does.’

Kain is teleported before them.

‘What the he-’

‘Freya, can you repeat that sound?’

She repeats the whine.

‘She, uh, is worried that she will do bad on the test... or too good and will stand out,’ Kain interprets.

Starlight frowns. ‘I will be the only one who sees the tests. Whether you do good or bad isn’t really an issue.’ He sets her down. ‘Also, until I learn how to read your cues, I promise not to call on you.’

Freya smiles weakly and nods.

‘Thank you,’ Kain says. ‘Um... Does that mean we are going to be in the same class?’

‘Are you as smart as your sister?’

‘Uh...’

Freya rolls her eyes.

‘I don’t think that answered the question!’

Starlight laughs and leaves to gather his students.

Del escorts Pearl Heart home after school. The young colt skips around his teacher. The changeling yawns as they enter the house. Nurse Redheart laughs at the returning pair.

‘How was your first day of school?’

‘Great!’ Pearl replies.

‘Tiring,’ Del adds.

Redheart laughs. ‘Well, I have dinner started. You can tell me all about it.’

Pearl follows his mother, talking nonstop. Del groans and follows.

Starlight looks down at his desk and nods. ‘I think this looks about right.’

Apple Bloom looks over his shoulder. ‘Ya sure ya ain’t overthinkin’ thin’s a little much?’

The desk is covered in notes, lists and tables.

‘What do you mean?’ the stallion asks.

‘Ya couldn’ jus’ divide them by age or somethin’?’

‘But that wouldn’t lead to optimal learning conditions. I had to measure each student’s abilities and knowledge, weigh it against their age, make projections of their...’

Apple Bloom shoves a hoof in her coltfriend’s mouth. ‘Settle down. Yer soundin’ like yer ma.’

‘Thank you. Lists and charts and analysis are an important part of...’

She puts her hoof in his mouth again. ‘Course, if ya wanted t’ sound like yer pa, ya coulda jus’ cheated.’

Starlight gasps. ‘My father would never cheat by traveling to the future and figuring out the final answer or make notes about things to change and watch them play out in real time.’

‘Like Ah said, cheatin’.’

‘Well, if my dad didn’t cheat, I wouldn’t have a little brother, and I probably shouldn’t have said that.’

Apple Bloom scowls. ‘Or if mah sis had her way, y’all were the one that came from the cheatin’.’

‘Touche.’

The mare sighs and kisses her coltfriend’s forehead. ‘Come t’ bed. Ya can worry ‘bout yer students in the mornin’.’

Starlight stands and stretches. ‘You have a point. Gonna be busy, busy, busy.’

Starlight’s class shifts uneasily as they wait for lecture to begin. Starlight smiles and levitates a clipboard.

‘Good news, everypony!’ the teacher declares. ‘I worked out the class rosters for the rest of the year. They will only be for a few classes. We will still have history and PE together, but Del and I will be handling your maths/science and composition separately. The breaks between classes will be after your recesses and lunch’ He gives the announcement a moment to sink in. ‘Don’t worry. This will seem confusing at first, but we’ll get into the groove of things. Now! Let’s divide up our classes and begin our first split lecture of the year!’

Del checks the roster in her new classroom. Her class consists mostly of the newer, younger students, but some continuing students who scored low on the assessment are with her too. After double checking the attendance, the changeling sets down her clipboard and smiles at the class.

‘So, uh, our first class together...’ She scratches the back of her head. ‘Um... What to cover?’

Summer Rain raises a hoof. ‘Not to make everypony hate me, but isn’t this the composition class time?’

‘Right!’ Del nods enthusiastically. ‘What do we write about?’

‘Cheerilee and Starlight just had us going off the standards last year,’ Moonlight Strike speaks up.

Del frowns. ‘I looked at those, and they were boring! They make you kids do silly things. We can cover them some other time. Oh! How about we share stories about our summer break? Who wants to go first?’

Before the class can react, Kain waves his hoof in the air for attention.

At the first recess, Del sits by the schoolhouse. A few students from both classes bring her treats, encouraging her to take a small snack break while watching the foals. She laughs and chats with the foals around her. They wave to their teacher before galloping away. Starlight trots over and sits by his sister.

‘So, how was your first solo class?’

‘I... I think I’ll get used to it. Thank you and Apple Bloom for helping me prepare.’

‘What about Scootaloo?’

‘I thought she was just there for decoration. She just played games and napped the whole time.’

‘And Diamond?’

‘She just worked on her tablet. I barely noticed her.’

‘She was critiquing you the whole time.’

‘I didn’t notice. I learned to tune her out a long time ago.’

Starlight laughs. ‘I bet a lot of ponies would want that skill.’

Del smiles, but sobers. ‘Do you really want me as your assistant? Apple Bloom or somepony else would be better for the job.’

‘Of course I want you, Del! You’re the perfect pony for the job.’

‘I’m not a pony...’

‘Doesn’t matter. You are kind and caring and extremely quick. You see how much the foals love you.’ He hops up. ‘Speaking of! Somepony has to make sure our little brother properly deals the best ecchi our big sister has to offer!’

Starlight teleports away. Del sighs and returns to snacking as a filly trots over with an extra juice box.

After school, the foals cheer as they gallop home. Freya quietly slips out and waits by her brother’s classroom. Kain flies out. Before his sister can reach him, she sees him talking with other ponies in his class. Freya frowns and holds Angel close as Kain flies away with his friends. The filly sits by the door, holding her doll. Del trots out with Pearl Heart.

‘Can you make it on your own?’ the teacher asks.

‘Yes, Miss Del,’ Pearl replies.

‘Good. I’ll be home as soon as I can.’

‘Are you going to help me with my homework?’ the young colt teases.

Del laughs and shoos him away. She turns back to her class and spots Freya.

‘Are you okay?’

The bat pony looks away and nods. Del frowns, gets out a packet of Pokey and leads Freya inside.

‘Do you want to talk about it?’ Del asks, offering the treat.

Freya looks at the snack then up at Del and smiles. She smiles and starts eating. ‘I like you. You’re like Rei-neesama.’

Del smiles and ruffles the filly’s mane. ‘Where do you think I learned that trick? And I know how you feel. I used to do stupid things to get attention from my friends.’

Freya whines and looks away.

Del frowns. ‘Don’t say that. Lots of ponies like you. I can sense it.’

The filly looks up at the teacher.

‘Yes, I like you too. If you are ever feeling down, I want you and Angel to see me immediately. The three of us will have so much fun that you will never feel lonely again.’

Freya giggles. She flies up and gives Del a kiss on the nose. ‘Thank you.’

Del laughs and begins cleaning up her classroom. Freya follows her around, helping out where she can.

‘Freya...’

Freya looks up at the teacher.

‘Helping ponies like you is what will make this job great.’

The filly laughs and gives Del a hug before they return to cleaning.

Bonus Scene

Author's Note

Del Timeline: Gets hired to teach the younger students a Ponyville Schoolhouse.

Story Timeline: Due to the rise in the number of families and therefore foals in Ponyville, the schoolhouse gets overloaded with new students! Get to know them all!

Number of ponies outside of her family who have heard Freya's voice: 1

RoH Crossover:
When coming up with foals for the series, no good ideas came to me. I ended up using a number of characters from RoH.

Razzly was the first character to crossover. She was simply Razzleberry Soufflé in RoH and got her nickname from her best friend Alba. She is RoH's Element of Generosity.

Green Kerner is a colt Helios befriends in A Little Kindness. Storm Runner was almost the original name of Bob, but I retconed Storm Runner into a bat pony so that idea was out.

Shaun has a more prominent role in RoH. Like Razzly, he is an Element of Harmony. He is Honesty, though you wouldn't know it since he lied about having psychic powers when he first met the other Elements. RoH's Shaun proved to be a great friend and instrumental in overthrowing his father, the Griffin Emperor, and bringing peace between the New Lunar Republic and Griffin Empire.

This One Time at Flight Camp...

Main Characters: Freya, Summer Rain
Cameos: Kain, Scootaloo, Featherweight, Surprise
Original Start Date: July 7, 2013

‘MY BABIES!’ Fluttershy shrieks as she bolts upright in bed.

Sunshine rolls over and comforts his panicking wife. ‘Don’t worry, dear. They are just at flight camp. They are fine.’

The mare pants as she lays back down. ‘I know. I know. I am just worried about them being away from home for so long.’

‘Scootaloo and Featherweight are counselors. They went with all the Ponyville pegasi. They’ll look after our foals.’

Fluttershy smiles and cuddles her husband. ‘That’s nice.’

Sunshine nuzzles his wife. ‘If it will make you feel better, I might have some secret information on who the flight instructor is this year.’

‘Oh? Who?’

‘It is Surprise. Your mother.’

‘MY BABIES!’ Fluttershy shrieks as she bolts upright in bed.

Scootaloo and Featherweight lead a group of young fliers to a large cloud formation. The clouds have been condensed into a camp with cabins, tracks and an obstacle course. The adults loop around and land near a group of other young fliers. The foals land shakily and follow their leaders to the other foals. Freya squeaks and tries to hide. Kain nudges his sister forward. She holds Angel in her mouth and sneaks behind her brother. A few more groups fly in and join the larger group. A couple dozen foals and half a dozen counselors stand at the end of a track. A shadow passes overhead. The gathered crowd looks for the new arrival. A white pegasus with yellow mane bursts from the middle of the crowd.

‘SURPRISE!’

A number of foals scream in shock while more laugh or cheer at the appearance of their instructor. Freya sighs and rolls her eyes at her grandmother’s behavior. The older mare makes her way to the front of the crowds.

‘Welcome to this year’s young fliers flight camp,’ Surprise greets. ‘I will be your instructor, Surprise. I am a former Wonderbolt. I hope to make this flight camp enjoyable.’ She trots in front of the crowd. ‘We’ll begin camp activities after you get settled. Follow your counselors to your cabins. We’ll meet back here in a hour.’

Surprise salutes the students and takes off. Kain waves as his grandmother flies away. The counselors start gathering their students.

‘All right, squirts!’ Scootaloo shouts. ‘Fillies follow me. Colts go with Featherweight. Tonight’s gonna be the easy night, but tomorrow we’re going to work you until your feathers ache.’

‘It-it isn’t really that bad,’ Featherweight revises.

The young mare punches the young stallion. ‘Dude! We’re supposed to freak them out. Don’t you remember your first flight camp?’

‘Y-yes. That is why I don’t want them to worry.’

Scootaloo groans and trots away. ‘Fillies, with me.’

The fillies follow their counselor. Featherweight sighs and leads the colts away. Scootaloo shows the fillies to a small cloud house. Inside are a number of cloud beds.

‘All right, kids, pick your bunk. I got the one by the door,’ Scootaloo says, diving to the nearest bed. ‘Don’t want none of ya sneaking out on me my first time counseling.’

The fillies file into the building and pick their bunks. Most get bunks next to their friends and start chatting. Freya sneaks past everypony and takes the bed furthest from the others. She turns away from the other fillies and plays with Angel. Summer Rain notices the lone bat pony. She trots over and takes a bed next to Freya. The bat pony hears the new arrival, squeaks and hides behind her bed, holding Angel as a shield.

‘Hi!’ Summer Rain greets. ‘I’m Summer Rain. You’re Freya, right?’

Freya nods.

‘You don’t have to be shy. We’re in Starlight’s class together, though I am with the younger students.’ She frowns for a moment then smiles. ‘Your brother is in my class too. He is very funny.’

Freya rolls her eyes.

‘Are you trying to say he’s stupid?’

The bat pony tilts her head from side to side as she weighs her thoughts.

Summer Rain giggles. ‘You’re fun. I hope we can be great friends.’

The pegasus holds a hoof out. Freya stares at the offered appendage. She slowly reaches out and lightly taps it. Summer Rain laughs again.

‘Thanks. It is good to have a lot of friends. Can I see your bunny?’

Freya shakes her head and bares her long canines.

‘You can just hold him up. I think he is cute.’

The bat pony holds Angel up, but she keeps a watchful eye on the pegasus.

‘He’s really cool. How long have you had him? Did you make him or was he a gift? Sorry. I shouldn’t be asking questions. Um, how about a bit about me? My mom is Flitter. She is head of the weather patrol in Ponyville. We live in a nice cloud house near...’

Slowly, Freya comes out of hiding as she gets used to Summer Rain’s talking. She smiles as she listens to her new friend.

Surprise leads the foals and counselors in songs and introductions. Freya sits behind Summer Rain while her brother speaks.

‘... And I want to be a Lunar Guard when I grow up, just like my father!’ the young colt states.

‘Thank you, Kain,’ Surprise replies. ‘It was nice of you to share. Next, we have...’

‘Hi, I’m Summer Rain,’ the filly introduces. ‘I’m from Ponyville, like Kain and Cloud Runner and the others. My mom is Flitter, head weather pony there, and my dad is...’ She looks away. ‘We don’t really talk about my dad.’

‘Yeah, not since his big fall,’ another filly taunts.

‘Hey! He was able to trot away just fine!’

‘Keyword: trot. Not fly.’

‘Well, maybe if he were nicer to my mom and me...’

‘Ooo. Are you going to beat us up too? I heard the reason your mom has a dragonfly cutie mark is because she acts like a dragon most of the time then flies away.’

‘That’s not..! Shut up!’

Summer Rain gets up and gallops away. The foals and counselors watch her go. Freya squeaks as she is exposed.

Surprise covers a laugh at her granddaughter. ‘It is okay, Freya. You don’t have to say anything.’ She clears her throat. ‘This is my granddaughter Freya. She is a very sweet and intelligent filly. She is a little shy, so please be nice to her.’

Freya smiles at her grandmother. A colt raises a hoof.

‘Why doesn’t she have to introduce herself?’

‘Because she can’t talk,’ a filly in the Ponyville group says. ‘We’re in class together, and she never says anything.’

‘She can talk! She’s just quiet. You have to get to know her.’ Kain defends.

‘Whatever, bat freak,’ a yellow colt with a blue mane from the Cloudsdale group snorts. ‘Don’t even know why you’re even here, weirdos.

Kain stands and growls. Freya frowns and holds Angel close.

‘Hey, that’s not nice,’ Surprise scolds. ‘Even bat ponies and griffins need flight training. Show a little more respect.’

‘Yeah. Whatever. The rabbit is stupid too.’

Freya gasps and bolts away. The counselors pull the colt aside to reprimand him. The bat pony flies straight to her cabin and goes inside. Summer Rain sits on her bed, mumbling to herself.

‘I’m calm. Not violent. I’m not angry...’

Freya whimpers and trots up to her friend.

‘Oh, hey,’ the pegasus greets, noticing the new arrival. ‘What are you doing here?’

Freya frowns and looks away.

‘They were making fun of you too?’ She stares at the bed. ‘They’re a bunch of jerks.’

The bat pony hops on to the bed. She holds Angel out. Summer Rain smiles and takes the offering.

‘Thanks.’

The cabin door opens again.

‘You two in here?’ Scootaloo asks.

‘Hi, Miss Scootaloo,’ Summer Rain replies.

‘Sorry about earlier,’ the counselor apologizes. ‘Everypony is calmed down, so you can join us for dinner.’

‘That will be nice. Thank you.’

Summer Rain returns Angel. The fillies jump off the bed and follow Scootaloo away.

The next day, the counselors lead the foals in their flying exercises. Surprise teaches all of them Wonderbolt stretches and warm-ups. The instructor flies around the camp correcting and advising the foals. Kain struggles to keep up with the foals his age, but he has a lot of fun with his new friends. Summer Rain, over the last night’s teasing, starts making new friends as well. Freya hides with her friend and brother, but she gets some taunts from the yellow colt. Surprisingly, the bat pony filly is one of the better-performing foals when they are assessed by Surprise and the counselors.

At dinner, the Ponyville foals sit together and talk about their training. Freya sits with the others, but at a corner far enough away from the foals from other cities.

‘Hey, sorry about last night,’ a filly says to Summer Rain. ‘I just heard all those rumors about your mom...’

Summer Rain sighs. ‘It is okay. My mom and I do have a bit of a temper.’

‘It’s okay. We all have stuff we’re not proud of,’ a colt assures.

‘Thanks, Bob.’

‘It is worth it for the grade boost,’ the colt grumbles.

The other foals laugh. Even Freya giggles at him. A group of foals from the Cloudsdale group comes over, lead by the yellow colt.

‘Look at the scrubs. All sitting together like scrubs,’ a colt taunts.

‘Better scores than you,’ Bob snorts.

‘Yeah, Surprise liked us the best,’ a filly adds.

The Cloudsdale colt scoffs. ‘Please. That is just because your group includes have her grandkids. If we had a fair instructor, then those bat freaks wouldn’t have even made it to camp.’

Kain jumps up and growls. Freya whimpers and shrinks back.

‘You wouldn’t be so smug if Shaun were here,’ a Ponyville pegasus counters.

‘That’s a stupid name,’ another Cloudsdale pony mocks.

‘He’s a griffin! And he’s really cool!’

‘Griffins? Bat freaks? What’s next? Qilin? Thestrals?’

‘What do you have against us?’ Kain growls.

The lead Cloudsdale colt steps forward. ‘You’re freaks. All of you. Pegasi are the only real fliers in Equestria. You shouldn’t even be here.’ He looks at Freya. ‘Especially the wimp. She would be no help during a massive storm. You should just give up and go home.’

Freya whines and hugs Angel tight. Scootaloo trots over.

‘What’s going on here?’ the young mare asks.

‘Nothing,’ the Cloudsdale colt grumbles, backing away.

The rest of the Cloudsdale group tries leaving too. Featherweight trots up behind them.

‘They were making fun of us for being bat ponies!’ Kain accuses.

The bully growls at the young colt. The bat pony bares his canines. Freya squeaks and reaches for her brother.

‘Easy now...’ Scootaloo sighs. She looks at the bullies. ‘It doesn’t matter what tribe somepony is. If they have wings, they need flight training. From here to Manehattan to Los Pegasus to Neighpon, we all go through the same basic training. Ponies, griffins, thestrals all need flying lessons. If they want more training, then there are special schools for that. If you can’t play nice for a week, then you can go home and wait for next time.’

‘Whatever...’

Scootaloo frowns. ‘Go back to your cabin. I’m telling your counselor about this.’

The bully snorts and trots away with his friends. Scootaloo shakes her head and goes to talk with the other counselors. Kain grumbles and sits back down. Freya pats her brother on the back. The table returns to their dinner, eating in silence.

The next couple days continue like the first. The foals’ flying skills develop nicely. They master the basics and start learning some advanced maneuvers. Unfortunately, the bullies from Cloudsdale keep pestering the Ponyville pegasi. The lead colt’s favorite target is Freya since she does not fight back. Summer Rain does her best to defend her friend. The bat pony just takes the teasing in stride.

At the end of a day of training, Freya breaks from her group to get a drink. She sets Angel down as she refreshes herself. Her ears twitch, and she spins around, picking Angel and growling. The yellow bully stops in his tracks. His hoof is extended towards where Angel rested. The filly’s long canines glint.

‘Whoa! Watch it there, freak!’

Freya snarls as she makes her way away from the pegasus.

‘Sheesh. You freaks really are monsters. I just wanted to see your stupid toy.’

The bat pony shakes her head.

‘Tch. Somepony never learned about sharing. Give it!’

The pegasus leaps for Freya. She jumps back, flips Angel to her back and hisses, baring her canines again. Before either pony can make another move, the bully is bumped from the side.

‘What are you doing to her!’ Summer Rain yells. ‘Back off!’

‘What the hell! She was the one being mean to me. now, you’re beating me up.’ He snorts. ‘Wish I had an in with the staff so I could get away with stuff.’

A whistle is blown.

‘Come on in!’ Featherweight calls. ‘Time for our cool-down exercises!’

The fillies glare at the colt and leave together.

‘Close,’ the colt grumbles, rejoining his group.

Scootaloo notices the bully as he passes her group.

Surprise works at a desk in her cabin. There is a knock on the door.

‘Enter!’

Scootaloo enters. She looks around, but the older mare is nowhere to be found. She trots to the desk.

‘SURPRISE!’ the older pegasus declares as she jumps from a drawer.

Scootaloo screams, falls back and draws the gun hidden under her wing.

Surprise turns over her hoof, dropping a few bullets on her desk. ‘No weapons at camp. Remember?’

‘You scared the crap out of me!’

‘If so, you’re cleaning it up. Now, what can I do for you?’

‘Yeah, uh, this is about Freya.’

‘Is something wrong? Is she not performing well? She looks good when I make my rounds.’

Scootaloo shakes her head. ‘No, no. She is doing great. She’d probably do better if she wasn’t carrying her doll all the time.’

‘Heh, heh. You be the one to convince her to get her to give it up. I’d rather be fed to changelings myself.’

‘I can arrange that, too...’ Scootaloo shakes away the thought. ‘No, what I wanted to talk about was the bullying.’

Surprise frowns. ‘I noticed. I know it cannot be stopped, but it is really out of hoof when it comes to some of those foals.’

‘Is there a way we can break them up? Maybe keep that group from the Ponyville group?’

The older pegasus shakes her head. ‘It is hard enough managing all the foals at once. They could still slip away or make plans at night. The other counselors are watching for anything, but they are also trying to manage their own groups.’ She stands and stretches. ‘Tomorrow is the first groundless flight test. If they are anything like normal foals, they will be too scared of falling back to Equestria to do anything stupid.’

‘I hope they have the brains to be scared then.’

‘Were you scared?’

Scootaloo smirks. ‘Heck, nah! I’d been out like that a lot of times.’

Surprise laughs. ‘Pretty hard to imagine since Rainbow Dash replaced me not too long after your first camp.’ She studies the other mare. ‘Why aren’t you in a major flight school? Don’t you want to follow your idol?’

‘I’m going to join her in the Wonderbolts. Just you watch.’

‘But your training...’

‘I go out with Rei and Daring all the time. Rainbow Dash taught me that it is not always about being the best, but you always have to be your best. Just ‘cause I can do a bunch of fancy trick doesn’t mean anything if I can’t work with others or have room to improve myself.’

Surprise smiles. ‘You’re a good mare, Scootaloo. Just don’t take as long as Dash did to join.’

‘Yes, ma’am.’

‘Oh, and I know it probably means little since you’ll get one from Dash and Daring and I know Rei will ask Luna for one, but...’ She gets out an envelope. ‘Feel free to include this when you apply.’

Scootaloo puts the envelope under a wing and salutes. ‘Thank you! This will be great!’

Surprise laughs again. ‘Dismissed, soldier.’

Scootaloo laughs and leaves the cabin.

The next day, Surprise and the counselors have gathered the foals for practice flying without clouds under them. Most are nervous about flying without a safe landing. The counselors line the track, ready in case a foal starts falling. Fortunately, all the foals have successfully passed their test so far.

Freya calmly flies her turn around the track. Since she is not being graded on speed or skill, she takes her time and carries Angel in her mouth. The filly finishes her lap and lands with her friends.

‘Way to go!’ Summer Rain cheers.

‘You handled that like a pro!’ Bob adds.

‘W-w-w-was it scary?’ Kain stammers.

Freya sighs and rolls her eyes.

‘Easy for you to say!’ the colt argues. ‘You are the tough one.’

Freya bonks her brother in the head. She nods towards where Surprise is perched by the starting line and then nods to the counselors around the track. She taps the cloud in front of her.

‘R-right. You’re all here for me. I’ll be fine.’

The colt flies towards the starting line to wait his turn. The next foal takes her position and starts flying her lap. The Ponyville group around the track cheer her on. Freya sits behind her friends, waiting for the day to be over. While her friends are distracted, a dark form sneaks up behind Freya. Before the filly can react, she is pushed down and Angel is taken.

‘Ha! Got your stupid rabbit!’ the yellow bully taunts.

Freya reaches for Angel, but one of his cohorts knocks her down again. She whines and tries to get up. Summer Rain hears her friend and turns.

‘Hey! What are you doing!’

‘Just teaching your little friend a lesson in sharing,’ the yellow colt replies.

‘Give her back her doll!’

The other Ponyville ponies notice the commotion and join their friends. The Cloudsdale ponies square off against their Ponyville counterparts. Freya gets up and reaches for Angel, whining.

‘Give him back,’ Summer Rain growls.

‘It is just a stupid doll. It is no big deal.’

Freya gasps and snarls.

‘It is her doll. That is what makes it special.’

‘Fine. Whatever. You want it?’ The colt holds the doll out to Freya. She reaches for it. ‘Go get it.’

The colt throws Angel towards the track. The rabbit flies off the side of the cloud. Freya shrieks in terror and charges to the edge of the cloud. Summer Rain roars and leaps at the bully.

Kain hears the yell and looks back. ‘FREYA!’ he shouts as she jumps of the side.

The counselors and foals notice. Many gasp in horror as they see the young bat pony plummeting. Scootaloo and Surprise immediately leap after the filly.

Freya pulls her wings in and shoots towards Angel. Once she reaches terminal velocity, she starts flapping her wings to gain speed. She slowly gains on the falling doll. She reaches out and catches his leg. Freya pulls Angel in and adjusts her angle of descent to arc back upwards. She flies up, past Surprise and Scootaloo. The mares escort her back to the cloud. Once Freya lands, she gallops to Summer Rain and hides beside her friend, clutching Angel tightly. Near the other filly, the yellow colt nurses a bloody nose. The adults land in the group.

‘What is going on here?’ Surprise asks.

‘The crazy bitch attacked me!’ the colt shouts.

‘You were the one beating up Freya!’ Summer Rain shouts back. ‘I was just protecting her!’

‘I was nowhere near her when you attacked me!’

‘That’s because she was too busy saving her doll that you threw off the cloud!’

‘Okay. Okay,’ Surprise calms. ‘Radiant Watch, you have been causing trouble this entire camp. Freya could have killed herself because of the stunt you pulled. I am going to call your parents and have them take you home. Not only will you have to repeat flight camp, but I really doubt any future flight schools will want to take you after the letter I add to your record.’

‘But, Miss Sur-’

‘Go back to your room and start packing.’

The colt huffs and leaves, sulking.

Surprise shakes her head and turns to Freya and Summer Rain. ‘Summer Rain, though I am pretty sure you were the cause of his bloody nose, I am also sure that none of the counselors saw the attack happen. Consider yourself lucky.’ She smiles at her granddaughter. ‘And Freya... That stunt...’

Freya squeaks and tries hiding.

‘This might only be my third time teaching flight camp, but I am sure that stunt will be the most impressive thing I will see for a long time. I think you have proven yourself more than worthy as a flyer. I know you have had a tough time at camp. I’ll have Scootaloo take you back home if you want.’

Freya shakes her head and grabs Summer Rain’s leg.

Surprise smiles. ‘I understand. Why don’t you two take the rest of the day off while we finish up here.’

‘Thank you,’ Summer Rain replies.

‘Okay, everypony! Let’s get back to work!’

The fillies trot back to their cabin while Surprise restarts the training.

Freya leans over and nuzzles her friend, brushing Angel against her too. She breathes deep. ‘Lilacs on a rainy morning.’

Summer Rain giggles and takes a sniff. ‘And you smell like chocolate-coated strawberries.’

The fillies laugh and relax at their cabin.

Author's Note

Story Timeline: Freya and Summer Rain befriend each other. After eight years, Fluttershy and her mother still have an odd relationship.

Number of ponies outside of her family who have heard Freya's voice: 2

Fun Fact: The chapter title is based on This One Time at Camp... (which is in turn based on something else) where Twilight Sparkle had a bad experience at summer camp, partially due to a male, blue-haired ruffian too...

Cutie Mark Couples

Main Characters: Apple Bloom, Starlight, Sweetie Belle, Image, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Featherweight
Cameos: Rarity, Spike, Moon Glow
Original Start Date: August 8, 2013

Apple Bloom sighs as she rolls over in bed, beside Starlight. The young stallion lays back and pants.

‘Well, that was different,’ Starlight comments. ‘Where did you get that idea?’

Apple Bloom blushes. ‘Well, uh, Ah found this book full o’ notes... One page had a lota circles and the word “Pinkie” written on it.’ She turns redder. ‘And, uh, Ah may have seen mah sis doin’ that t’ yer pa once...’

Starlight turns red. ‘Oh, uh, wow. Uh... Can we forget you mentioned that?’

‘Well, Ah know one thing that could help me ferget.’ Apple Bloom smirks and runs a hoof up Starlight’s chest.

‘What do you have in mind?’

The mare snuggles close to her coltfriend. ‘Jus’ cuddle me. Ya take a lot outa me.’

Starlight laughs and cuddles close.

Diamond Tiara does some late night trading on her tablet. On the opposite side of the bed from her, Featherweight sits balled up.

Diamond taps a button. ‘You know, if you wrote up your exploits with us, you would definitely get a ton of views.’

‘I-I-I don’t want to produce stories that are too d-dirty.’

‘Whatever~’ Diamond taps away. She smirks. ‘The pinkness of her skin is matched only by the pin-’

‘Stop!’

The young mare laughs. The door opens and Scootaloo trots in carrying bowls of ice cream on her wings.

‘Here ya go,’ the pegasus says, offering the bowls to her friends. ‘Oh, and Lemon says that we either have to keep it down or call it a night.’

‘Gee, I wonder whose fault that is, Scootaloo.’

Scootaloo frowns. ‘Not like that is all my fault.’

‘I can’t help it if I am just that good.’

‘Whatever. ‘Sides, Featherweight needs a break after all the work we put him through.’

‘Thanks, Scootaloo,’ the young stallion moans.

Scootaloo sits between her two friends while they eat.

‘Lemon does have a point, you know,’ Diamond comments.

‘What do you mean?’

‘Well, it seems to me that the only thing the three of us do together is fool around. We never go out and, you know, do couply things.’

‘What? We go out all the time,’ Scootaloo replies.

‘You and I do lunch as often as Silver and I. You and Featherweight go on regular dates together, too. But the three of us never go to lunch together or go on dates. All we ever seem to do is sex, sex, sex!’

‘ARG! Is that it? Come on, Diamond.’ Scootaloo looks at Featherweight. ‘What do you have to say about this?’

‘Hey, I learned back in Cheerilee’s class just to shut up and do whatever Diamond says.’ He eats a spoonful of ice cream. ‘Though she does have a point. The three of us only seem to meet for physical reasons.’

‘So what? You want to go on a date with two mares at the same time? Doesn’t that make you look like a creep?’

‘With your volume, half the town probably knows all three of us are intertwined,’ Diamond retorts. ‘Might as well let the other half in before Featherweight publishes his next story.’

Scootaloo snaps her attention to Featherweight. ‘You are publishing what!’

‘I wasn’t going to! You know I don’t like writing that sort of stuff!’

‘He’s fine skirting the details just to keep a “Teen” rating. You never know what he might write next.’ Diamond chuckles to herself as she makes a trade. ‘I’ll pay for the date.’

‘Well, why didn’t you say so!’ Scootaloo huffs and lays back.

The others roll their eyes and eat their ice cream.

Home from school, Sweetie Belle passes Rarity’s workshop on her way to her room.

‘Hi, Rarity~’ the diva sings. ‘I’m just popping in to wash up before I meet up with Image.’

Rarity looks over at her sister. ‘Looks like you already have, Sweetie.’

‘What?! How did you know I was out with him all night?’

‘Well, aside from you not coming home until now,’ -- Rarity levitates a few flecks of paint from Sweetie’s mane -- ‘there are other signs of your romantic dealings.’

Sweetie frowns. ‘I really hope that is water-soluble. That special shampoo is expensive.’

‘Given how often you see your coltfriend, you should just bathe in paint instead,’ Rarity snickers.

‘Rarity!’

‘Oh, I kid.’

Sweetie huffs and marches into the shower.

‘Though I am wondering when you are going to get bored with him like all your other coltfriends,’ Rarity calls.

‘What?!’ Sweetie shrieks. ‘How dare you say that about Image! What makes you think this is just some fling?’

‘Well, you made that same argument with Archer and Shady and Button and...’

Sweetie magically hurls a bar of soap, which her sister catches. ‘It is not like that with Image! I truly love him. ❤ He is the pony I was destined to be with ❤’

‘If that is true, then you don’t mind that I invited him over for dinner this weekend.’

‘You what!’

‘If you are truly meant to be together, then you don’t mind introducing him to your family.’

Sweetie grumbles.

‘Good. Then it is a date.’ Rarity laughs as she trots back to her room.

Sweetie’s mobile rings. ‘Yeah? … Now? But I have a date! … Fine!’

The young mare hangs up her mobile and snorts as she washes up.

Sweetie trots through campus in her finest white dress, one with sleeves long enough to hide hidden blades. She smiles and greets the other students and staff as she makes her way to Octavia’s office.

‘I’m here,’ Sweetie grumbles, entering the office.

A cream-colored unicorn sits across from Octavia.

‘Welcome. Sit,’ Octavia offers.

Sweetie watches the new pony as she takes a seat.

‘Sweetie, do you remember Moon Glow?’

‘We met when I started,’ Sweetie replies. ‘I haven’t seen her since to my knowledge.’

‘She’s been on assignment overseas. She is one of our better analysts and was helping set up operations in Neighpon, Equina, Inucheon and other nations in the area.’

‘Mazel tov,’ Sweetie congratulates.

‘And she is your new partner.’

‘What! I don’t need a partner!’

‘There is nothing wrong with having a partner. Once Lyra and Vinyl backed us up, Silver and I were at peak efficiency.’

‘I’m sure we’ll get along fine,’ Moon Glow says. ‘With me working analysis on your jobs and managing your performances, everything will go a lot smoother.’

‘Everything works fine now...’

‘Sweetie, this is an order,’ Octavia snorts. ‘You’re working together, even if it kills you.’

The young unicorn pouts.

Octavia shakes her head. ‘No. That came out wrong. I meant, even if I kill you.’

‘FINE!’ Sweetie looks away. ‘Can I go now? I have a date.’

‘You’re meeting him across town, right?’ Octavia smirks. ‘You have twenty minutes to get there. For every ten seconds you’re late, you’re getting a percent off your next exam.’

The young mare growls and gallops to the nearest window. Sweetie leaps out and rushes away.

Octavia laughs as she shows Moon Glow out. ‘Take some time to get settled. I’ll have an assignment for you in a few days.’

Starlight and Apple Bloom work in their office in the afternoon. Apple Bloom finishes her paperwork and gets up.

‘Ah’m gonna get dinner started.’

Starlight nods. ‘Just gotta finish some grading. I’ll be down in a couple minutes.’

‘Actually, Ah think you’ll be up in a sec.’

‘What?’

Starlight looks towards the doorway. Apple Bloom sways her hips and swishes her tail. The stallion stares, enthralled. The mare laughs and goes to make dinner.

‘What is up with her?’ Scootaloo grumbles, shoveling rice in her mouth. ‘She’s never been about dating before. I mean, sure, we went to lunch and stuff, but she never wanted to go on a date-date.’

Scootaloo sets down her rice bowl. She picks up a cup of tea and drinks. Rei laughs at her guest.

‘When was the last time you treated her special?’ Inkie asks.

The guest eats a piece of tempura. ‘Duh. Last night. You should have heard her howl.’

Rei snickers. ‘Inkie meant when was the last time you treated her as something more than somepony you fool around with.’

Scootaloo blushes. ‘What? Ya know I ain’t one for that romance stuff.’

‘That is probably why she sees Featherweight as a way to bring a thrill back to your relationship,’ Inkie states.

‘We have plenty of thrills!’

Inkie shakes her head. ‘You should have learned how to romance a pony from Rei instead of Rainbow Dash.’

‘Hee hee. Remember the first time we had a picnic on a cloud?’ Rei remenices.

‘Oh! I was so scared about falling. That was back before I trusted flying with you. You’re so small, I didn’t think you could carry me.’

Scootaloo moans. ‘But that is boring stuff! Can’t I take her to a rock concert or something like that?’

‘Only if that is what she wants,’ Inkie replies.

‘If you can’t think of something grand she would like, why don’t you do something small that you know would mean a lot to her?’ Rei offers.

‘Like what?’

‘You know Diamond better than we do.’

Scootaloo sighs and thinks. While she is occupied, she fails to notice a tempura broccoli disappear from her plate.

Apple Bloom cuddles on top of Starlight. She nuzzles and kisses the stallion’s cheek. Starlight laughs and kisses her.

‘Why all the affection recently?’

Apple Bloom gives Starlight a hug. ‘Ah jus’ want ya t’ know how much Ah love ya’

‘Does this have to do with your trip next week?’

Apple Bloom groans. ‘Maybe...’

‘Don’t worry about that. It is only for a few days. Nothing bad will happen.’ Starlight kisses his fillyfriend. ‘How about this? We do anything you want today. I’ll even bend causality as much as I can to make you happy.’

‘Anythin’ ya say...’ Apple Bloom lays. ‘Hmm... Ah haven’ been t’ a baseball game in ferever.’

Starlight checks him mobile. ‘The Nationals are playing the Aurochs today. Oh! The game starts in a hour. Not enough time to make it on the next train.’

‘Ya said somethin’ ‘bout messin’ with causality fer me?’

Starlight laughs. ‘Catapult.’ He climbs out of bed. ‘All right. You pick the seats and I’ll get them then be back to teleport us to Canterlot.’

Apple Bloom laughs and looks at the seating chart.

Sweetie Belle escorts Image to her home. The stallion is nervous about dinner with Rarity. He is dressed in his finest suit, which Sweetie ‘borrowed’ from a coworker’s wardrobe. The young mare adjusts the tie around her coltfriend’s neck.

‘Don’t worry about it. Rarity will love you.’

‘I-I know. I have met families before, but this is the most nervous I have been. This is very important to me.’

Sweetie kisses Image’s cheek. ‘You’re very important to me too.’

Sweetie opens the door and leads Image inside. The stallion immediately freezes in place.

‘Welcome to our home,’ Rarity greets.

‘Hiya!’ Spike joins.

Image stares at the dragon before him. ‘Uh... hi...’ He edges towards Sweetie. ‘Why is there a dragon here?’

‘Oh, Spike?’ Rarity answers. ‘He’s here just in case.’

‘In case of what?’

The older mare grins evilly. ‘In case you give the wrong answer.’

Image pales.

‘Rarity!’ Sweetie yells. ‘Be nice to him.’

The older unicorn bats a hoof. ‘Oh, I’m only teasing, darling. Spikey-wikey is my boyfriend.’ She nuzzles against the large dragon. ‘He is such a dear. He’d never hurt anypony... unless I wanted him to.’

‘Rarity, stop scaring him,’ Spike sighs. He extends a claw to Image. ‘Nice to meet you.’

Image stares at the claw that is a big as his foreleg and nervously extends a hoof. ‘L-likewise.’

‘It will still be some time before dinner is ready.’ Rarity motions towards a parlor. ‘We can get to know each other while we wait.’ She levitates a glass and a bottle. ‘Care for some wine, Mr Image?’

‘Uh, no thanks. I don’t drink except at functions where it is expected.’

‘That is understandable.’ She smirks. ‘But what kind of wine does Sweetie like?’

Image raises an eyebrow. ‘She doesn’t drink either, nor have we ever considered it.’

Rarity smiles. ‘Very good. That’s the first test passed.’

‘Rarity!’ Sweetie growls at her sister.

‘Don’t worry, Sweetie Belle. It is not like you didn’t expect me to have a little fun.’

The younger unicorn frowns. Rarity laughs and pours herself some wine before chatting with Image.

Starlight and Apple Bloom teleport back to the library. Both are dressed in baseball gear and carry souvenirs.

‘Ah had a great time.’

‘It was your idea, silly. You always have the best ideas.’

‘Then why did ya only get me three fly balls.’

‘If I got more, don’t you think they would have caught onto my little teleportation trick?’

‘Yer are jus’ sayin’ that cause ya were gettin’ tired.’

Starlight kisses Apple Bloom’s cheek. ‘Not too tired.’

‘In that case...’ Apple Bloom circles around her coltfriend, rubbing her body against his and running her tail under his nose. She leans close to his ear and opens her mouth. ‘Can ya go back and get us some of them burgers from that place? We fergot ‘bout makin’ dinner.’

Starlight laughs and readies a spell. ‘Anything for you, my love.’

The unicorn teleports away. Apple Bloom laughs and takes their things to their room.

Sweetie Belle gives Image a kiss before the stallion leaves. The young mare sighs as she watches him go. She closes the door and turns back with a frown.

‘Well?’

‘Well, what, Sweetie?’ Rarity asks.

‘Aren’t you going to tell me how wrong we are together?’ Sweetie accuses. ‘Well, you’re wrong! I love Image, and he loves me! If you can’t accept it, then I am moving out and getting a place with him! He makes enough as an artist, and I make a killing with my singing, so we can get a great place of our own!’

‘If you insist. I’ll even help you shop for a nice home,’ Rarity replies calmly.

‘Huh?’

‘You and Image are wonderful together. I can see that you care for him as much as he cares for you.’

‘Really?’

Rarity nods. ‘Really, Sweetie. I hope you two will be happy together.’

Sweetie squeals and hugs her sister. ‘Thank you, Rarity! You don’t know how much it means to get your approval.’

‘Of course, Sweetie. I won’t let anything stand between my sister and her happiness.’

‘You’re the best!’ Sweetie lets go, blushes and looks away. ‘Um, I should probably tell you that we are having sex...’

Rarity fakes a gasp. ‘Oh my! I never would have guessed. That is such a shock to me.’

Sweetie growls, ‘Twenty-seven before Spike can lift a claw.’

Rarity pats her sister on the head as she trots away. ‘Don’t worry. I won’t tell mom and dad... just like your last coltfriend.’

‘Thank you!’ Sweetie prances toward her room. ‘Wait. You know about me and my last coltfriend?!’

The next evening, Featherweight flies to the back of Diamond and Pinkie’s home and business. He knocks on the door and fixes his mane. Diamond answers and smiles.

‘Good to see you’re punctual, though I was expecting Scootaloo to arrive before you.’

‘Y-yeah. She is usually early for our dates too.’

‘You can come in while we wait. There is still some time before our reservation.’

‘I’m here. Keep your skirt on.’

The others look at the arriving pegasus. Featherweight’s wings shoot up. Diamond smiles and sighs happily. Scootaloo is wearing a dress. Her mane and tail are styled, and her wings are preened.

The young mare blushes under the stares she is getting. ‘Well, come on. We don’t have all night.’

Diamond trots beside her friend and gives her a kiss. ‘You look beautiful, Scootaloo.’

‘Y-yeah. Beautiful,’ Featherweight stammers.

Scootaloo smiles. ‘Thanks... both of you.’

Diamond leads the others away. ‘Come along, my love. Let’s have a great first date!’

The pegasi follow.

‘This is only your first date?’ Featherweight asks.

‘Shut up,’ Scootaloo snorts.

‘Have a good first date then.’ Featherweight kisses Scootaloo and leaves the mares to go out together.

Diamond looks back at Scootaloo. The pegasus sighs and trots off on her first real date with Diamond Tiara.

Bonus Scene

Author's Note

Sweetie Belle Love Triangle: Field Operative vs Analyst. Fight!

Scootaloo Love Triangle: Her first real date with Diamond Tiara.

Story Event: One of many snapshot chapters planned for this series where we visit the lives of various groups. This time we got to see into the love lives of all the CMC. Who knows what we would see next?

Achievement Get

Main Characters: Starlight, Pipsqueak, Featherweight
Cameos: Lucas, Mimi, Dinky, Satsuma
Original Start Date: July 18, 2013

Starlight taps away at his computer while levitating a drink. ‘Come on, guys. This should be an easy one,’ he says into his headset.

It is just three of us. Give us a moment, Pipsqueak hisses back.

I-I’m set up. Let’s do this, Featherweight speaks up.

Starlight and his friends move their characters through the game, effortlessly defeating every foe in their path.

Pretty odd of you to be on this early in the night, Pip comments.

‘Apple Bloom left to see her cousin by the time I returned from school today,’ Starlight replies. ‘She won’t be back until sometime next week. I have nothing better to... Featherweight, you got that?’

On it!

So, you have nothing better to do than play with your mates? Thanks.

Featherweight groans. Please don’t say it like that... Pip! Watch it!

I saw it!

Starlight sighs. ‘What are you guys doing this weekend?’

What do you mean? Featherweight asks.

‘Just want to hang out or something? Gonna be bored cooped up all alone without my love.’

Pip groans, Calm down, you wanker.

‘Please. After our first date, I moved into her room with her. We turned my old room into an office. I think it was my mom’s office too...’

Don’t think he was talking to me either, Featherweight adds. Thanks to how loud Scootaloo is, I think half the town knows when she has me over.

Pip grumbles. Whatever. Dinky and I are working on it.

‘Back to my original question. Want to do something?’

Despite your less-than-friendly ribbing, I’m down for an adventure, Pip replies. What do you have in mind?

Maybe we can cross the Everfree and meet up with your fillyfriend, Featherweight jokes.

Chrysalis only took that form to trick me! I didn’t mean to kiss her! I told Dinky about it after Daring and I got back!

Starlight chuckles. ‘Sounds fun. How about we try and find some things to do tomorrow? We’ll meet after school lets out. I’ll pay for the coffee.’

Order whatever we want? Pip laughs. I’m in, if just for the coffee.

Y-yeah. Might make a good story.

Now that that’s decided, Featherweight, watch your rear! Starlight... Never mind. You got it.

Starlight smiles and focuses on the game.

Starlight teleports to the local coffee shop after school lets out. Pipsqueak and Featherweight are waiting for him.

Pip lowers a cup. ‘You owe me a few quid for the refreshments.’

‘Yeah, yeah.’ Starlight signals a waiter. ‘So, what do you have?’

‘I couldn’t think of any ideas. Sorry,’ Featherweight apologizes.

‘That’s all fine,’ Pip sighs. ‘I’m grounded.’

‘What happened?’ Starlight asks after giving his order to the waiter.

‘Got into an argument while haggling with a customer at the store. Cost a big sale. I’m not allowed to leave town for the weekend.’

‘So, then you’re free?’ Starlight smirks.

‘What do you have in mind?’

‘Lucas is running a tournament at my dad’s store. I say we enter a few games.’

‘Us? In a tourny?’ Pip sips his drink. ‘Don’t know.’

‘Could be fun,’ Featherweight says. ‘We can at least see what we can sign up for. Though they might not let you in, Starlight.’

‘Pfft! Just because my parents are great gamers doesn’t mean I am too.’

‘That’s for sure,’ Pip agrees.

‘What does that mean?’

‘Just saying that if you want to make it out of the prelims, you really need to step up your game. I’ve seen the way you play. My gran can beat you.’

‘Is that a fact?’

‘G-guys!’ Featherweight interrupts. ‘Let’s check out the games. Maybe we can be a team. We don’t have to play against each other.’

‘It’s all good.’ Starlight levitates his drink before it arrives. ‘Even if we were one-on-one, I’d prove more than a match for anypony.’

Pip scoffs, ‘As they say, bring it on.’

The three friends look over the game listing at The Power Block. Mimi trots around the store while Lucas watches his customers.

‘Looks like they have our game on here,’ Featherweight notes.

‘See anything else you like?’ Starlight asks.

‘Looking for something for me to whoop you in?’ Pip taunts.

‘You pick the game. I’ll bring the flank-kicking.’

Lucas looks over. ‘You’re signing up? Isn’t it a little unfair to the other players?’

Starlight opens his mouth to speak, but Pip interrupts him. ‘I know I am good, but I am not the best. This would be a good test of my skills.’

‘I was talking to Starlight.’

‘Him? He’s not that good.’

‘Oh, really? I would have thought with his parents and sister...’

Starlight shrugs. ‘I might not be as good as them, but I can still hold my own.’

‘Hm. Then I guess you both are entering the Iron Pony of Gaming.’

‘What’s that?’

‘Your father created it. It is sort of like the Omegathon at PAX, only on our scale.’

Featherweight nods. ‘It is pretty cool. I covered it once... before my editor stopped reporting on this district...’

‘I have no idea where all those angry letters about the mischaracterization of nerd culture came from!’ Lucas blurts out.

Starlight laughs. ‘Dad appreciates your loyalty.’

The older unicorn smiles. ‘Anyway. You signing up?’

Starlight and Pip look at each other and smirk.

The next day, gamers fill Ponyville’s Nerd District for the first day of tournaments. The other shops have busy displays as well. Rei and Scootaloo sell snacks at a makeshift cafe. Diamond Tiara sits behind their display and does some trading on her tablet. Featherweight visits his fillyfriend before looking for the others. He finds Starlight playing games at The Saving Throw. The unicorn rolls his dice and smiles.

‘And, that’s game.’

The other players groan.

‘Don’t complain,’ Dream Maker sighs. ‘He didn’t cheat. I would have detected it.’

‘It’s all good,’ Starlight says. ‘Let them have my prize. I have something I need to take care of.’ The unicorn gets up and joins Featherweight.

‘Getting started early,’ the pegasus comments.

‘Like I said, I’m really bored without the loveliest love to have ever been loved around. I needed something to occupy my mind, so I got up early and came here.’

‘You’re really at wits end without Apple Bloom around.’

‘You can’t fight true love.’

‘I think the showrunner’s wife might have something to say about that,’ Pip yawns as he trots up with Dinky.

‘Good morning, Pip, Dinky,’ Featherweight greets.

‘Hey, guys! Gonna kick some flank?’ Dinky cheers.

‘Well, we all know somepony who is,’ Pip brags.

Dinky rolls her eyes. ‘Ever since we helped your dad out, he’s thinks he is hot stuff. Even grew that stupid goatee.’

‘It’s cool!’ Pip whines.

‘Next, you’re going to be wearing a bow tie...’

‘Dinky...’

Starlight laughs. ‘Thanks for coming out, Dinky.’

‘Of course! Anything for Pip.’

The young stallion smiles. ‘I knew we would need a fourth for our game, so Dinky can help us there and be our cheering section.’

Dinky glares at her coltfriend. ‘Between the two of us, only one of us has worn a cheerleader’s outfit, and it wasn’t me.’

‘Dinky! Don’t say that outloud!’

Starlight leans to Featherweight. ‘Pics?’

Pip growls and trots ahead. ‘Don’t we have a tournament to win?’

His friends laugh and follow. In front of The Power Block, Lucas and Mimi run a stage with several consoles. Monitors allow the audience to watch the games. One by one, the ponies on stage get eliminated from the game and set down their controllers. Eventually, one player is left standing. The crowd cheers. Mimi goes to the winner.

‘Congratulations, Storm Runner, for winning our Legend of Celestia three-heart run race!’

The bat pony takes a bow.

‘See my husband for your prize.’

The crowd applauds as the winner trots away. Mimi takes a drink before returning to the stage.

‘Everypony, thank you for coming out,’ the changeling says. ‘We’re not the only shop on display today, so check everypony out. But! Before you go, the first round of The Iron Pony of Gaming is about to begin. Give the contestants a few moments to come to the stage and we’ll begin.’

Mimi gets another drink while the contestants gather. Lucas checks everypony in and points them towards their consoles. Dinky gives Pip a kiss before he and Starlight go to the stage. Starlight greets all the other competitors. One of them groans and avoids the friendly pony.

‘Oh, no. You’re not getting past without... Satsuma?’

The young colt grimaces. ‘Hi, Starlight. Bugging me on my days off now?’

‘Good seeing you here. You playing to win too?’

Satsuma adjusts his glasses. ‘Not really. I’m not that much of a gamer, though mom does get me games when I ask for them. I only play for fun, and this is a good test of my skill.’

Starlight ruffles his brother’s mane. ‘Ha. You’re a fun one, little bro.’

The younger pony grumbles and goes to his station. Everypony takes their place, and the event begins.
…

Starlight checks the standings after the first round. He smiles, noting that he, Satsuma and Pip are near the top. The happy unicorn trots around the district. His friends wait at a table outside Neighponese Imports. Rei sets down a tray of snacks as her brother joins the group. Featherweight scribbles notes.

‘We’re looking pretty good so far,’ Starlight comments.

‘Still plenty of room for you to fail,’ Pip snarks.

‘Pip, be nice,’ Dinky scolds. ‘Starlight did really well.’

‘I did better.’

Scootaloo sits and takes one of the snacks. ‘I’d whoop you both if I were allowed to enter.’

‘Paycheque!’ Rei calls from the counter.

The pegasus grumbles and returns to work. Starlight takes a snack.

‘When’s your team tournament?’ Dinky asks.

‘First round should be after our second round later today,’ Pip replies. ‘Just a few hours from now.’

‘You’re in one of the team tournies?’ Satsuma says.

‘Yep. I’m going to win two awards this event,’ Starlight laughs. ‘Gonna be fun.’

Pip rolls his eyes. ‘You keep saying you’re going to win, but you and I both know you’re going to lose to me.’

‘Not unless he popped to the future and cheated,’ Satsuma points out.

‘How rude,’ the older brother snorts. ‘Anyway, I have skills you never seen. It won’t be that easy a win.’

‘Whatever.’

Starlight huffs and looks at his brother. ‘Hey, why isn’t Del competing? I thought dad raised all of us with a controller in our hooves.’

Satsuma shrugs. ‘Del isn’t much of a gamer. She only comes out here to get snacks.’

‘And we’re eating these in the open? Unprotected? How are they not gone already? Is this a sign of the apocalypse?!’

The young colt stares incredulously. ‘And why do you think you’re the older one?’

Hours later, the friends trot home together. They are in high spirits after doing so well in their games. Featherweight jots notes about the event. Satsuma lets out a big yawn as he trots beside his brother.

‘Want to stay over?’ Starlight offers. ‘I can call your mom.’

‘I’ll be fine. Catch ya tomorrow.’

Satsuma waves and yawns as he breaks away.

‘You did pretty well today,’ Dinky compliments.

‘Just a few more rounds until I win,’ Pip taunts. ‘Easiest tournament ever.’

‘Don’t know,’ Starlight sighs. ‘There’s always a chance you can lose.’

‘You keep saying that, but you have yet to step up.’

‘That’s because I’m having fun. Not everything has to be a competition. We’re having just as much of an adventure just by doing this.’

‘I haven’t really seen much adventure in this...’

Dinky groans and rolls her eyes. ‘What do you know about adventures?’

‘It is my cutie mark! I was born to adventure!’

‘You and Daring crossed the Everfree once so you could collect changeling artefacts from Queen Chrysalis. I saw them in your parents’ storeroom last week. Big adventure.’

‘Dinky...’

‘Ah, come on! That sounds fun!’ Starlight cheers. ‘Changelings and forests and artefacts. All the elements of a good time.’

The young mare shrugs. ‘I guess so... I mean, if a time traveller thinks it is cool...’ She smiles. ‘Hey, Starlight. What was your first adventure?’

‘Hmm. That’s a tough one. Um... Well, my mom has this spell. She calls it ‘Dark Matter’, and she doesn’t know I know it.’

‘What does it do?’

‘Basically, it increases the gravity around the target and compresses it into a mini black hole. There’s not enough energy to sustain it, so it collapses almost instantly. It works on anything, even Dalekanium.’

‘Oh! I know that one!’ Dinky gasps. ‘My mom talked about them when she used to travel with The Doctor.’

‘Then you know how scary they are. Anyway, let’s just say they don’t like the Dark Matter spell.’

‘That is so cool!’

Dinky keeps asking Starlight questions about his time travelling. Featherweight flies behind them, jotting notes. Pip growls and follows his friends.

Starlight wakes to a loud knocking at the library’s front door. He grumbles as he teleports downstairs.

‘Calm down, Porky,’ the stallion moans. ‘The meteorite will be there in the morning.’

Pipsqueak glares at the host when he opens the door.

‘Little early to start practicing?’ Starlight yawns.

‘Stay away from my fillyfriend!’

‘Whoa! Where’s this coming from? She’s all yours, dude.’

‘Knock it off! I know you were telling all those stories to impress her. Everypony knows your father’s reputation. Just look at what he left Miss Pie and Miss Applejack. You’re trying for the same.’

‘Pipsqueak. Dinky is yours. I am not the least bit interested in her. She is a good friend, but I would never even think of going after her when I have Apple Bloom.’

‘Well, just, uh...’ Pip stammers. ‘Just stay away from her, okay!’

Starlight rolls his eyes. ‘Can I get some sleep for tomorrow now?’

‘Hmpf. Thought you would be up training after your showing today.’

‘It is still today?’ Starlight shakes his head. ‘Dude, like I told you earlier, I am having fun. You should too. Get the joystick out of your plot.’

Pip scoffs and turns away. ‘And that is why you’re going to lose the competition.’

‘Excuse me!’

‘You heard me. You’re not competitive enough and your “for fun” attitude is going to get you defeated early on.’

‘You know what? I was having fun but if that it is your attitude, consider it brought. Try to keep up.’

‘Whatever. Your brother can take you.’

‘And I would be proud of him if he could. Just try to keep up with us.’

Starlight slams the door and storms back to his room.

The Iron Pony of Gaming competitors gather for the next round. Starlight trots up with Applejack and Satsuma. Applejack kisses her son on the head before he goes on stage with the others. Starlight laughs at his embarrassed brother, but he instantly stops when he passes Pipsqueak. The other young stallion snorts and looks away.

Lucas levitates a mic in front of him as he steps forward. ‘Thank you for returning to our second day of competition. We have the next round of The Iron Pony of Gaming up now. They are about halfway through, and it is still anypony’s game.’ He goes to an array of computers. ‘This round, they will be playing Bookworm. Like all of the point-based games, the player with the highest score will receive maximum points with the rest of the players receiving points proportional to that score. Now, if the players will kindly take their seats.’

The ponies go to their assigned computers. Starlight stops Satsuma for a second.

‘Is there a problem, Starlight?’ Mimi asks.

‘No. Just asking him how fast he can type.’

‘Why?’

Starlight takes his seat. ‘Just estimating how many points will be given out for second place.’
…

The competitors stare in shock at the scoreboard. Starlight calmly stands to the side. His and Satsuma’s scores are the only with more points. Lucas clears his throat as he turns to the audience.

‘Well, uh, we never had to give out fractional points before...’ the unicorn stammers. He shakes his head. ‘Anyway. The top eight move on. Uh... Sorry to those who did well, but a thousandth of a point... Yeah...’

Most of the competitors grumble as they leave. Lucas pulls Starlight aside.

‘Should have warned you,’ Starlight says. ‘With my mom, I’ve been getting max score on that game since I was five.’

‘Starlight, you said you weren’t that good...’

‘I’m not... compared to my parents.’ He glares at the stage. ‘And I would have kept holding back if it wasn’t for...’

‘What is done is done. I’m not going to tell you to hold back, but at least your father made it look like the others had a chance.’

‘To be fair, Satsuma...’

‘You’re lucky your brother is here to keep you in line. Don’t make me call your sister too.’

Starlight groans and trots away. ‘You are so fired.’

Lucas huffs and returns to work. ‘Just like your father...’

Starlight and his friends eat lunch. He and Pipsqueak shoot each other angry looks as Scootaloo brings them their meal.

‘There ya go,’ the pegasus says. ‘Rei threw in some extra takoyaki for her winning brothers.’

‘Thanks, Scootaloo,’ Featherweight replies. ‘Liking the games so far?’

‘Meh. Rather be out there if not for...’

‘Paycheque!’ Rei calls.

Scootaloo scowls. She kisses Featherweight. ‘Just kick some flank in your game next round.’

The friends dig in.

‘You did pretty good, Satsuma,’ Starlight mentions.

‘Thanks. I would have done better, but I’m not as fast as you.’ Satsuma tries one of the takoyaki, smiles and has another one. ‘Say, why didn’t you ask me to be on your team for your game? I’m pretty good at it too.’

Starlight shrugs. ‘It was supposed to be just the three of us, but Dinky was a big help.’

‘Thank you.’ Dinky smiles. ‘I’m having fun too.’

‘If you don’t mind though, can you sit out the next round?’

‘What? Why?’

‘Well, I just want to get it back to the three of us guys. You know, how we originally signed up.’

‘Are you sure? I guess it is okay if that is what you want.’

‘Scared she’ll show you up too?’ Pip scoffs.

Starlight glares at his friend and turns to Featherweight. ‘Is it okay if it is just the three of us?’

Featherweight looks at his two friends. ‘Um... Hey! I’m going to get more takoyaki from Scootaloo! My treat!’

The pegasus dashes away, after hastily hiding his notebook under his wing.

Dinky rolls her eyes. ‘Boys...’ She follows Featherweight. ‘I’m going to get us some drinks.’

Starlight and Pip grumble and eat the snacks. Satsuma watches the two older ponies, sighs and munches his snack.

At the team tournament, Starlight’s team plays in the final round. Pip and Featherweight glare intently at their monitors. Pip keeps looking over at Starlight. The unicorn is playing two characters at once while drinking a soda and reading a comic. Pip finds the final opponent. He smirks as he lines up his attack. The opponent is eliminated before Pip gets a chance to attack. The earth pony barely contains himself as he hits the table. Featherweight instantly starts writing notes in his notebook.

‘And the last player falls!’ Lucas cheers. ‘Once again, to Starlight. Not only did you lead your team to victory, but I think you got both first and second place in kills just from today’s performance.’

The young unicorn gets up and shrugs. ‘No big deal. As any gaming unicorn can tell you: tap into the keyboard, and you can play as fast as you want, barring buffer limitations.’

‘Pretty impressive, playing two roles at once,’ Mimi compliments.

‘I could have played all four, but I needed Pip here to slow me down to make it fair for the other team.’

Pip grunts and storms offstage. Dinky frowns and chases her coltfriend.

Starlight smirks. ‘Guess he can’t handle the competition.’

At the Iron Pony of Gaming semi-finals, the final four are playing two games of Jenga. Satsuma squares off against Pip. The two earth ponies are evenly matched. Starlight and his opponent have not started yet. Neither want to make the first move. Mimi hovers around their table.

‘You have to go sometime,’ the changeling huffs.

Starlight leans forward. ‘Two moves.’

‘W-what?’ the other pony stammers.

The unicorn levitates a piece from the middle of the stack. ‘I’ll beat you in just two moves.’

There is a crash from the other table. Satsuma swears as he loses. Starlight’s opponent nervously makes a safe play. The unicorn smiles and removes another block. The other pony reaches out, his hoof shaking. He grips a block, but his shaking causes the tower to collapse. Starlight laughs to himself as he gets up and offers a friendly hoof to the opponent.

‘That was dirty,’ Mimi hisses into Starlight’s ears. ‘Your father would be proud.’

The changeling goes to the store to get the final round ready. Starlight and Pip trot to center stage.

‘No real surprise who the finalists are,’ Lucas says into his mic. ‘They’ve been at each other’s throats all competition...’ he mumbles. ‘We should be set up soon, so take a moment to get ready.’

‘I’m always ready,’ Starlight replies.

Pip snorts at his friend. The two stallions step aside and wait for the game to be set up. Pip takes a moment to catch his breath. Dinky levitates him a drink, but he refuses. Starlight watches the prep with a confused look.

‘Lucas, is that a..?’

‘Yep. The shop has everything.’

Starlight shakes his head. ‘Wow. I thought they discontinued Kinect after everyone realized they were used to sp y on users and sell their data for in-game advertising.’

‘We modded these to remove those functions. They are harmless... except for the bodily harm from using one as a controller.’

‘Then what are you using the-’

Lucas trots forward. ‘The final round of the Iron Pony of Gaming is about to begin!’

The crowd cheers.

‘For the final round, Starlight and Pipsqueak will be playing Kinect Mortal Combat!’

The crowd cheers again.

Satsuma looks up at his mom. ‘Isn’t that the game that caused Uncle Mac to kick the TV through the wall?’

Applejack laughs nervously. Starlight and Pip step in front of the unit and get scanned for the game. The game loads, and they select their characters.

‘Players, ready?’ Lucas asks. They grunt. ‘Okay. Fight!’

The competitors strike fighting poses. They start making mock attacks and blocks. Starlight actually has to duck when a punch comes too close to him. He growls and tries tripping Pip. The earth pony jumps and tries kicking Starlight. The unicorn blocks the attack and hits Pip in the chest. The attack is countered by a punch to the face. Starlight tackles Pip to the ground. He gets one punch in before they are magically separated. Lucas carries them into the store.

‘One second. We’re having technical difficulties,’ Mimi tells the crowd.
…

After a scolding, Starlight and Pip sit on the floor in Lucas’ office. The unicorn has an ice pack over his eye. The earth pony has his head back and tissues up his nose. Outside, the crowd cheers.

‘I could have taken you,’ Pip mumbles.

‘Ha. You almost got my Tiger Uppercut.’

Pip laughs. Starlight joins in. They laugh for a moment before Pip stops to catch his breath.

‘I really was an ass, wasn’t I?’ the earth pony states. ‘But you were holding back on us.’

‘I wanted you to have fun too!’ Starlight defends. ‘It would have been no fun if I just dominated everything.’

The crowd cheers again.

‘I wonder who won.’

‘It was your brother,’ Dinky replies as she enters. ‘Lucas had your runners up fight.’

‘Way to go, little bro.’

‘Are you two friends again?’

They young stallions look at each other. ‘Yeah!’

‘Good! Then I want to get to your sister’s shop before she is out of takoyaki.’

Dinky helps Pip up. He asks, ‘What is that anyway?’

‘Octopus balls. I can’t get enough of them.’

‘Told you she wasn’t after mine,’ Starlight chuckles.

‘What?’

‘Nothing!’ Pip shouts. ‘Let’s go.’

The three friends trot out together. As they exit the office, Featherweight follows, taking notes on everything. ‘This is going to be a great blog entry.’

Author's Note

Starlight Timeline: First time he fires Lucas.

Story Event: The story is a spiritual successor to Level Up, where TWP had a bit of a fight with a rude pony at a gaming festival. That chapter was also Lucas' first appearance.

Like the CMC or RSI, I wanted Starlight to have a group of guys to hangout with. This fell to my favorite male foals from the show, Featherweight and Pipsqueak. This also fit the requirement of having one of each tribe in the group. Sadly, Pip doesn't come up as much as I would like, but he does have more appearances planned.

Story Note: If you are wondering where Button Mash is during this whole thing, he was likely defeated early on by Starlight and was crying to his mother. ... Or his amazing short hadn't been produced yet and I didn't want to rewrite the chapter to mention him and his mom, who is way better than Button in every aspect. (They will get mentions later. Trust me.)

RoH Crossover: Storm Runner, seen here as a cameo, was a bat pony (retconed from a pegasus) that Helios blew up in A Little Kindness. Don't worry. He was healed at the end of the chapter.

Spoony Love

Main Characters: Starlight, Silver Spoon
Cameos: Apple Bloom
Original Start Date: July 25, 2013

Silver Spoon groans as she answers her door. Her groan turns to an excited gasp when she sees Starlight on the other side. An odd whooshing is heard in the distance.

‘St-Starlight! What are you doing here?’

‘Well, Apple Bloom is out of town still, and I’m pretty bored.’

‘Oh, but that doesn’t really answer my question.’

‘I’ve been visiting all my friends in town.’ Starlight points to a black eye. ‘And I sorta want to avoid my usual crowd until I heal.’

Silver snickers. ‘I read about that. Come on in. I am glad you consider me a friend.’

Starlight smiles and enters. ‘Thanks. Of course, you’re a friend. Anypony my sister adopts as a little sister is a friend of mine.’

Silver blushes. ‘Rei is a great friend too.’

‘So, uh, what do you want to do? I can pop back to the library and get anything. Or we can order pizzas and chill. I am twenty-two, so I can get you some drinks if you want.’

Silver laughs. ‘I work for Golden Grape. He gives me bottles of wine on occasion, though I usually give those to my mom.’ She motions to her couch. ‘You order the pizza. I’ll put on a movie.’

‘Sounds like a date.’ Starlight hops on the couch and gets out his mobiles. ‘Two Rei specials coming up.’

Silver grimaces. ‘I hope you are planning on eating most of that yourself. I’m not that heavy an eater, especially by your family’s standards.’ She shrugs. ‘Though, you are related to her, and I have seen her eat three in one sitting...’

Starlight laughs and orders the pizza.

The two friends munch their pizza as they watch a musical Silver picked out. They sit on opposite ends of the couch to avoid an inappropriate situation. Silver sips her soda, looks at her guest and smiles.

‘How do you like Ponyville so far?’ she asks.

Starlight smiles. ‘It is pretty cool. A lot smaller than where I grew up.’ He laughs. ‘It is great finally being with Apple Bloom. Not to mention seeing Rei all the time and working with Del and teaching Satsuma and hanging with all my friends.’

‘I can tell your friends really leave an impression on you.’

‘Zing!’ Starlight laughs. ‘How about you? Happy to be back home?’

Silver sighs. ‘It is good to be stable again. It is a little lonely. I didn’t really leave on the best terms.’

‘I heard about some fight.’

‘Yes... A very loud, very public fight that ended with broken glasses, me smashing his face into a locker and two expulsions.’ She snorts. ‘Though I think I am doing quite well for a mare who didn’t technically finish high school.’

Starlight raises his drink. ‘Mazel tov.’

The friends drink. Starlight returns his attention to the movie. Silver keeps her attention on Starlight.

‘Starlight, can you tell me more about you?’

‘Like what?’

‘Where are you from?’

‘Hmm. I was born on my dad’s time machine. I’m not really from anywhere or anywhen.’

‘That must have been pretty interesting. I’ve only seen in it once when Rei had me over for dinner.’

‘Better than Del having you for dinner.’

Silver huffs, ‘Not like she hasn’t heard that one a million times.’

‘Sorry. She really is the best. I don’t know where I would be without her help at school.’

‘She did seem to go the extra mile for us when we were growing up. Diamond used to give her a hard time but after that project, they were the best of friends. Well, as good friends as anypony gets with Diamond.’

‘Yes, I bet Del just wants to eat her all up.’

Silver snorts. ‘I know Diamond can rub some ponies the wrong way, but she is quite nice when you get to know her.’

‘I’ve been on vacation with her. I know she can rub some ponies the right way.’

‘I’ve been to her house for sleepovers when she invited Scootaloo too. I know that as well.’ Silver shudders.

‘And her dad didn’t find out about them until a few months ago how?’

‘For a small town, we’re pretty good at keeping secrets.’

‘My dad and Applejack. Him and Pinkie. Apple Bloom’s brother and... half the town.’

‘Okay. So we aren’t that good.’

They laugh again.

Starlight levitates another slice of pizza. ‘Rei sure knows how to design a pie.’

‘She does know how to eat,’ Silver giggles. ‘I’m really surprised you aren’t as big an eater as she is.’

‘Del and Rei are the eaters in the family. Mom, dad, Satsuma and I are pretty normal.’

‘Starlight, I highly doubt “normal” is a good word to describe any of you.’

‘Uh, huh. Like you don’t nerd it up yourself.’

Silver gasps. ‘I may have certain interests, but I am not a nerd.’

‘Right. And that massive shojo collection I spied through your half-cracked bedroom door last time I used the washroom was what exactly?’

The mare gasps. ‘Those were gifts from your sister. I just read them for the story...’

‘And then you go get more once you need more story.’

‘...’

‘Not to mention, I notice you have a good game collection.’

‘Shut up and watch the movie.’

Starlight laughs and returns to the movie. Silver glares at the stallion before laughing and watching the movie.
…

Silver escorts Starlight to the door. The stallion levitates his soda and a bag with some of the remaining slices of pizza.

‘Thank you for a wonderful night,’ Starlight tells his friend. ‘I know somepony fun to hang out with when Apple Bloom is away.’

Silver blushes. ‘N-no. Thank you. It is usually so lonely on my own.’

‘Aw! A great mare like you shouldn’t be lonely. If you ever need anything, you know Apple Bloom and I are here for you.’

‘Thank you, Starlight. You really are wonderful.’

The stallion smiles and steps out of the apartment. He turns back. ‘Hey, if you are feeling down tomorrow, AB should be back. You can hear all the stories from her trip.’

‘And I’d see you again...’

‘Personally, I don’t think that is as good as seeing her, but I wouldn’t mind seeing you t-’

Starlight is cut short when Silver Spoon leans up and kisses him. After a moment, she backs off and gasps.

‘I am so sorry!’ Silver apologizes. ‘I don’t know what came over me.’

‘Silver... I am flattered, but I am not interested in you.’

‘I know! I shouldn’t have...’

‘You are a good friend, and I want to keep it that way.’ He backs away. ‘I’m going to tell Apple Bloom after she gets back. You should too. If we survive that encounter, then maybe -- maybe -- we can hang out again.’

The unicorn teleports away.

Silver sighs and hangs her head. ‘I’m really sorry.’

Silver nervously trots up to Ponyville Library. She taps the door and peeks in. Nopony is in the main room. She enters and looks around.

‘Hello? Anypony home?’

A door opens on the second floor. Apple Bloom trots out. She sees Silver and growls.

‘You hussy!’ Apple Bloom screams, leaping from the second floor.

Silver shrieks and guards herself. Starlight teleports himself between the two mares and catches his fillyfriend with his magic.

‘Apple Bloom! Wait! Silver is just here to apologize. Right?’

Silver nods rapidly. ‘Yes! I am really sorry! I acted stupidly!’

‘And I am sure that I accidentally led her on too,’ Starlight adds. ‘It is as much my fault as hers.’

‘Ah know y’all can’ help bein’ perfect and havin’ everypony want ya,’ Apple Bloom snorts. ‘That’s a curse yer family has t’ bear. But she can not force her disgustin’ lips on MAH stallion!’

‘I’m sorry, Apple Bloom! I really am!’

Apple Bloom snarls at the other mare.

‘Apple Bloom, please. She is coming to you sincerely. I know you are a forgiving pony. You don’t want to ruin your friendship because she made a mistake fueled by desperation and loneliness.’

Apple Bloom growls and pushes past Starlight. ‘Silver, Ah’ll fergive ya this time but if ya make any move on him again, yer gonna need all yer money t’ replace yer teeth when Ah knock ‘em out o’ ya. Ya get me?’

Silver nods. ‘Y-yes. I really am sorry...’

‘Say “sorry” again and Ah’ll smack ya.’ Apple Bloom turns away. ‘Ah’m gettin’ real sick o’ that word.’

‘R-right. Um, I know it cannot make up for what I did, but can I take you two out as an apology?’

‘Ah’d perfer jus’ the money t’ go out...’

‘We’d appreciate the time alone,’ Starlight replies. ‘Maybe some other time.’

‘Right.’ Silver adjusts her glasses. ‘See you around.’

Silver sighs and trots from the library.

‘Hopefully, won’ see ya too soon...’ Apple Bloom grumbles as she closes the door.

Silver shakes her head as she drags herself back to her apartment. ‘Way to go, Silver. Blow it with another stallion. One who is taken already too...’ She screams. ‘ARG! Why are all the good ones taken already!’

The mare takes a deep breath and continues her mope home.

Author's Note

Starlight Timeline: Silver Spoon develops a crush on Starlight.

Story Event: The title is based on Lost Love, where young Apple Bloom tried finding her lost love Starlight.

Doctor o shiyō shita ocha

Main Characters: Rei, The Doctor (11)
Cameos: None
Original Start Date: July 16, 2013

It is a dark night in Ponyville. An odd whooshing sound fills a back alley, and a blue box materializes out of nowhere. A light brown pony steps out and drags himself to a nearby door. He trudges in, goes up a set of stairs and sits down at a table while undoing his bow tie.

‘I could really use a cup of tea.’

‘I’d like it if ponies didn’t break into my home.’

Rei glares at the visitor as she turns on the lights. The Doctor frowns at his host.

‘I was expecting a warmer welcome,’ the stallion snorts. ‘Is the wife home?’

‘She’s helping her sister back at the farm. Now, get out or I will pump you so full of electricity you could light Las Pegasus for a week.’

‘What’s with the attitude? Still have a bit of Nightmare in you?’

‘I’m fine. I just have a problem with a Doctor right now.’

‘I don’t know what I did or will do to upset you, but maybe we can talk this out.’

Rei slams the table, electricity sparking around her. ‘You failed to stop the Daleks! You ruined dad’s wedding! You let Twilight Sparkle die! You are the reason for Discord! You are the greatest evil to ever live!’

The Doctor tents his hooves. ‘While I will not argue that last charge, I would like to hear your evidence for the other points.’

‘The other you. The you from my world. You didn’t do your job and the whole world suffered! Every world with Discord suffered because of you!’

‘That Doctor might have failed, but I was able to save your father’s wedding. You were quite happy to see me that day if I recall.’

‘That was before I knew the truth.’

‘And where did you hear this “truth”?’

‘Dinky and Pipsqueak got it from The Master.’

‘And you would trust what he says? He is crazier than a bag of cats!’

‘More ponies survived that attack than just the ones my parents saved. The Doctor was there. He failed. He failed my parents, and a lot of ponies died!’

‘If he didn’t fail, your father might not be here right now.’

‘My father would have married Twilight Sparkle and have been happy, and Discord would never have existed!’

‘Not him, you twit! Your father! Your real father! He wouldn’t be happily married. He wouldn’t have a wonderful family that, by all accounts, is getting larger every day. He wouldn’t have you!’

‘Yes, he would! We would be at home right now! Me and Helios and Alba and...’

‘Rei! Stop and think for a second! If The Doctor saved the wedding, your birth father would have married that Twilight Sparkle. Yes, he would have been happy, but you and all your siblings would never have been born.’

Rei stares, confused.

The Doctor moans. ‘Think about it. You are the product of King James Sparkle and Queen Luna. You are not the product of James Wanderer and Twilight Sparkle. If the wedding went through, your parents would never have united. None of your siblings would have been created.’

‘But...’

‘Not just that, think about your father if you weren’t here.’

‘Dad was here before I showed up! He...’

‘He was depressed all the time.’ The Doctor shakes his head. ‘Even with his friendships with Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie, he was still depressed.’ He smiles at Rei. ‘You made him so happy. You made him the happiest he had ever been in three hundred years.’

‘Daddy...’

‘If you weren’t there to cheer him up, he would never have asked Twilight Sparkle out. He would never have courted her. They wouldn’t be married.’ -- Rei opens her mouth to speak, but The Doctor raises a hoof, silencing her -- ‘Don’t say that is how it worked out in your world. Your world was vastly different from this one. The circumstances were different.’

Rei sits and looks away. The Doctor sits beside her.

‘Rei, I know it is difficult to accept. The Doctor of your world failing might have been a good thing. Without that, you wouldn’t be here to save your father. Who knows who your wife would have ended up with. Worst of all, your world would never have existed if it wasn’t for Discord being created that day.’

‘You keep saying “your world”... like you mean some place other than here...’

‘Rei?’

‘I... I am furious that The Doctor did not save my father from becoming Discord, but... I can see the good that came from that horrible day. I wouldn’t have been born, and my daddy... my real daddy wouldn’t be the wonderful daddy he is today.’

‘So no more hard feelings?’

Rei stands. She puts a hoof on The Doctor’s shoulder. The stallion screams in pain as electricity surges through him. The mare laughs as she goes to the cupboards.

‘That really hurt!’

Rei sticks her tongue out. ‘Be a stallion. You have two hearts. You can take it.’

The pegasus laughs as she puts on water for tea. The Doctor grumbles and rubs his sore chest.

‘Your father used to keep the tea I like in the back cupboard.’

‘All right. All right,’ the host groans. Rei digs through the cupboard and finds a small box of tea. There is an envelope attached.

‘Dear Rei. If you are reading this, then Theta is visiting after one of his many adventures. By now, you probably know about what happened at my wedding. My wedding in the other world. As a being who can see many timelines unfolding all around him, I have known all about it. I haven’t talked to Theta about it, but I have no hard feelings towards him. What happened that day was not his fault. I hate to say it, but there seems to be something wrong with that universe by default. You were lucky enough to escape that world, and I couldn’t be happier for my darling Rei-chan. Even your birth parents could not be as proud of you as I am. Without you, life would have been unbearable. I know you probably harbor bad feelings towards Theta for what happened that day, but you should and will forgive him. If that attack didn’t happen, I would never have gotten a wonderful daughter. You wouldn’t have five wonderful siblings who care for you very much. Doubly so. Everything worked out for the best, even though one very dark day was the cause. I’d love to stay and write forever, but the wife wants to get started on the honeymoon. Take care. Kiss the wife. Hug your brothers. Give your sister some candy. Keep being wonderful. Love, dad.’

Rei smiles as she finishes reading the letter.

The Doctor wipes some tears. ‘Your father really cared a lo-’

‘PS: If you want to really stick it to him about one of his failures, just ask about “Donna”.’ Rei looks up. ‘Who’s Donna?’

The Doctor nods. ‘Yep. Same old James. Good one.’

‘PPS: You were always so easy, Theta.’

Rei laughs. She pours them some tea and slides a cup to The Doctor.

Author's Note

I apologize for the poorly translated title. I just used Google Translate and checked it against all the Japanese language books I could find. I am really, really sorry.

Story Event: Apology being said, the title and theme are from Tea With The Doctor, where James and Theta had a small chat together too.

Story Note: If you look at the clues in James' letter to his daughter, you can place him writing this letter to the last thing he does before leaving with Twilight on their honeymoon.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Del Wanderer

Main Characters: Del
Cameos: Starlight, Diamond Tiara, Redheart, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Rarity, Moon Glow, Lemon Sorbet, Luna
Original Start Date: August 16, 2013

Del trots to school early, Pearl Heart following behind her. The changeling stops when she sees decorations covering the school grounds. Fake tombstones sit in the yard. There are cobwebs covering every window. Toy bats hang from the tree where Starlight is hanging a fake skeleton of some sort of primate-like creature.

‘Hey, Del! Hey, Pearl!’ Starlight greets. ‘Satsuma is inside reading if you want somepony to play with,’ he tells the young colt.

Pearl nods and bounds to the schoolhouse.

‘Interesting decorations,’ Del comments. ‘What’s the occasion?’

‘Like it? Apple Bloom and I are trying to have the best Earthican Halloween ever!’

‘Eartho-whatnow?’

‘Uh, Nightmare Night.’

Del sours. ‘Oh. Right. That is soon. I keep trying to forget.’

‘Ah! What’s with the attitude? I would have thought that you loved Nightmare Night. The only day other than your birthday where you can eat your weight in candy.’

‘That does little to take away from the pain.’

Starlight frowns. ‘What is wrong?’

Del bares her fangs. ‘I’m a changeling.’

‘Yeah? And?’

‘And this holiday is a cruel mockery!’ Del snarls. ‘Ponies dressing like other ponies! I hate it! They tease us!’

‘Come on. You know the legend. The costumes are to hide from Nightmare Moon.’

‘Yeah... I guess...’

‘Hey! I know you love the candy. I’ll bring all you can eat to the class party. How does that sound? You don’t even have to dress up if you don’t want to.’

Del frowns. ‘What kind of candy will you give me?’

‘Any kind you want.’

‘Even if it is Rei’s most expensive imported candy?’

‘Of course.’

‘Bon Bon’s freshest batch straight from Canterlot?’

‘I’ll teleport there myself.’

‘The yummy alien candies daddy would leave for me?’

‘Uh...’

‘Find a way.’ Del turns her nose up and goes inside to watch the foals.

Starlight sighs and finishes hanging his decoration.

After school, Freya waits impatiently as Starlight and Del untangle her brother from one of the fake cobwebs. Once the colt is free, Angel smacks him for Freya. The foals pass Diamond Tiara as Freya drags her brother home. Starlight uses his magic to return the cobweb.

‘Looks like you had quite a mess on your hooves,’ Diamond comments.

‘It was more on Kain’s hooves,’ Starlight replies. ‘... And wings and tail and mane...’

‘What brings you by, Diamond?’ Del asks.

Diamond smiles. ‘I am having a Nightmare Night party. Nothing too big. Just all the young mares and stallions in town. I had Pinkie help with some of the details, but most of it is my work. Anyway! I am inviting all my closest friends personally.’ She gets out two envelopes. ‘One for each of you. I hope you can make it.’

Starlight takes his invitation. ‘Can I bring a plus one?’

‘I just came from the library and if I hadn’t, both of you would have been invited anyway.’

Del frowns as she looks at the envelope. ‘You can keep that. I’m not going.’

‘But you’re my friend~~!’ Diamond whines. ‘You have to be there. I’ll have all the fancy foods you like to mooch from me.’

‘I’m not going,’ the changeling huffs.

‘Del is sensitive about Halloween,’ Starlight explains. ‘Don’t pressure her too much.’

‘Hallow-whatnow?’ Diamond shakes her head. ‘Please, Del. I am just asking you to show up. It would mean a lot to me.’

‘FINE!’ Del groans. ‘Quit twisting my horn...’

‘Excellent!’ Diamond claps. ‘I cannot wait to see your costume. I bet you have such wonderful ideas.’

‘I hate costumes...’

‘It is not much of a Nightmare Night party without costumes. I am sure whatever you come up with will be fine.’

Del grumbles to herself as Diamond trots away.

‘Del, it is okay. You don’t have to...’

‘I’m going home!’ the mare snaps. ‘I’ll see you tomorrow.’

Starlight sighs as Del flies away.

Pearl Heart dances around Del who sits at the kitchen table, sewing. Redheart trots into the room and smiles.

‘You’re quite a good seamstress,’ the nurse notes.

Del snorts. ‘I got really sick of Rei and Inkie always taking their clothes to Fluttershy, so I had Rarity teach me.’

Redheart laughs. ‘Is there any skill you don’t have?’

‘My sister taught me that changelings have to be able to adapt to any situation. We are supposed to be able to fit in anywhere. That is how most other hives feed.’

‘Does your hive still feed that way? I mean, besides from ponies that willingly give their love to their changeling friends.’

‘If they do, we don’t hear about it or from them for very long. Chrysalis’ hive is the only one trying to live peacefully with the rest of the world. The other hives hate her for it.’

‘That’s too bad.’ Redheart gets a drink and sits by Del. ‘Aside from Prince Shining Armor’s medical report after the wedding, that incident with Chrysalis ten years ago and Lucas coming in with gushing love bites, I haven’t really seen anything about the physical or magical effects of a changeling feeding.’

‘If you saw what happened to Shiny, then you know most of it. That is just for aggressive feeding. As you can see by my sister and her Full Moon act, passive feeding is a lot less detrimental to the pony.’

‘Fascinating.’

Del finishes her work. ‘There we go! All done.’

Pearl takes his costume. ‘Thanks, Del!’ he cheers. ‘You’re the greatest!’

Redheart laughs as her son gallops away. ‘What about you? Are you dressing up too? You can borrow one of my uniforms and go to work pretending to be me.’ She looks around nervously. ‘I really wouldn’t mind the night off, actually...’

Del frowns. ‘I hate Nightmare Night. It is bad enough that Starlight is having a party for the foals, but Diamond wants me to go to her party as well.’

‘As much as I complain about the holiday from the nurse-taking-care-of-a-pony-who-had-too-much-hard-cider standpoint, it really isn’t that bad. It is a time to let loose, have a little fun and be sompony else for an evening.

‘But if I am not Del Wanderer, who am I?’

Redheart shrugs. ‘You can take a short break from being Del and be anypony you like.’

Del stares at the table. ‘I like being Del...’

‘A lot of ponies like Del too.’ The nurse gets up. ‘Anyway, I think it is time to help Pearl with his homework. Any chance I can get the answers ahead of time?’

Del glances up then back down. She shakes her head.

‘Worth a shot. … Don’t worry so much about the silly holiday. It will pass before you know it.’

Redheart leaves Del to think.

Pearl gallops to school. ‘Choo! Choo! I’m a train conductor!’

‘The conductor isn’t the one that goes “Choo, choo”, Pearl,’ a dark blue pegasus with a long red mane laughs behind him.

‘Choo! Choo!’

Del laughs and shakes her head. She gets the door for the colt. The class is playing games, eating candy and fawning over each other’s costumes. Everypony inside stares at the ‘new’ mare entering the building. Having everypony in costume makes Del feel even more on edge.

‘Great costume, little sis!’ Starlight cheers, putting a foreleg around his sister. He is dressed in a starry blue robe with a starry pointed hat, both covered in bells, and a fake beard. ‘I am so glad you showed up.’ He whispers, ‘I didn’t know what kind of candy you wanted, so I just filled your whole classroom. Hope you don’t mind.’

Del’s fangs slip out when she licks her lips.

‘What’s your costume?’ Pound Cake asks. He is dressed as a stick of butter.

Del turns to the colt and snarls. Starlight uses his magic to pull her back.

‘Isn’t it obvious?’ Razzly replies. Her costume is Mare-Do-Well. ‘She is going as a normal pony. What better costume is there for a changeling?’

‘Very good, Razzly,’ Del says, not taking her eyes off Pound. ‘You are definitely passing. As for Pound,’ -- she reveals her fangs -- ‘I am sure I am sure he can fit in.’

‘Del, no eating the students. You have all the candy in your classroom.’

‘Fine!’

The mare stomps to the door and slams it on her way out.

‘This day is going to suck,’ Starlight groans.

The teacher gets the party going again by leading the foals in a game.

Del lays on the ground after gorging herself on candy. She is waiting for her heart to start beating again before she goes back to drown her sorrow in chocolate. Her cheek gets licked. She opens her eyes to see Freya standing next to her. The filly, dressed as a bunny, smiles at her teacher. She licks her lips and rubs her belly.

‘Good, right?’ Del laughs. ‘That is alien chocolate that my dad gets. It is very tasty.’

Freya looks at her teacher and tilts her head.

‘Sorry. I’m not in a good mood today. I don’t really like the holiday.’

The filly raises an eyebrow.

Del shows her fangs. ‘It is because of this. Costumes and dressing up make fun of changelings.’

Freya touches Del’s cheek and holds out a chocolate-coated hoof. Del licks it clean.

‘Yes, the chocolate is good, but it still feels like you are making fun of changelings. Pretending to be something you’re not… Scaring other ponies… Demanding they feed you or else you do something mean to them...’

Freya licks Del’s nose. Del smiles briefly.

‘Freya? Where are you?’ Summer Rain flies over. She is dressed as a Wonderbolt, but her mane is styled to look swept and spiky. ‘Starlight is going to tell the story of Nightmare Moon while Razzly uses her magic to help him.’ She scrunches her face. ‘He says it is the real story and if you like Celestia, you shouldn’t watch.’

Freya shakes her head. She points to Del and frowns, then to herself and smiles.

‘Oh. Why are you sad, Miss Del?’ Summer Rain asks.

Freya mimes fangs.

‘Don’t do that!’ Del snaps. ‘No, sorry. I just don’t like this holiday. It makes fun of changelings.’

‘Really? I thought it was just about having fun and eating candy...’

Del frowns and looks away. ‘Get something from my classroom and watch my brother. Have some fun.’

Freya looks at Summer Rain then at the class. She sits by Del.

‘Right. I’ll get you something good.’ The pegasus leaves.

Freya takes off her rabbit ears. ‘Mommy and I hate this holiday too,’ she whispers. ‘It is too scary. Even daddy and Rei can’t make it less scary.’

Del picks up the ears. ‘You don’t have to take care of me.’

The filly laughs. ‘If I didn’t, then we’d never be even.’

Del sighs and waits for her student to return.

Diamond trots out of her bedroom in her Princess Cadance costume. She adjusts her tiara. Lemon snickers behind her desk.

‘Hmpf!’ Diamond snorts. ‘Just because I look perfect doesn’t give you the right to laugh.’

‘Sorry. You just are the pinkest of princesses.’

‘Whatever. Where is your costume?’

‘I’ll have it ready in time for your party later.’

‘Good. I’m headed over there right now to set up. Feel free to come when you are ready.’

Lemon nods. ‘I’ll be over once I am done helping Pinkie set up around town.’

‘Speaking of...’ Diamond sighs as she opens the door. A horde of foals enter as the mare leaves. ‘See you later.’

Diamond trots away, leaving Lemon with the foals. The unicorn levitates a bowl of candy to them.

‘Pinkie and I still have some stuff to do before she takes you out.’ Lemon shakes the bowl. ‘Eat up. We have plenty.’ She covers her mouth. ‘We had to get a lot extra since Pinkie kept claiming she was eating it all for her baby.’

‘Who says it isn’t for my baby?’ Pinkie huffs, marching downstairs. ‘She has more of a sweet tooth than her mother.’

‘It is too early to know the gender of your baby, Pinkie...’

‘I’m her mommy. I know her better than you.’ Pinkie sticks her tongue out.

‘She’s right, though,’ Satsuma interjects. ‘It is too early to know.’

Pinkie is about to argue with her nephew when she sees all the costumes and squeals. ‘You are all so adorable!’ She goes and examines each. She stops at Satsuma. ‘What are you?’

The colt adjusts a fez and bow tie. ‘Well, I wanted to go as my dad, but when I asked Rei for help, she gave me this book and told me start on page 137.’

‘That’s about right.’

‘When I asked Starlight, he told me that the first thing I had to do was woo a princess.’

‘Also right.’

‘So, I asked mom. When I finally got an answer from her, she said that she’d seen other Time Lords dressed like this.’

Pinkie nods. ‘A very long scarf would also have been acceptable.’ She continues on. She stops when she sees Shaun. ‘Huh?’

The griffin, dressed in a silk shirt and jeans, tilts his head slightly, sets down a pineapple and holds his free talon to his temple. ‘I am sensing you are confused about my costume.’

‘Whoa! How’d you know!’

‘I’m psychic.’

Razzly groans, ‘No, you’re not!’

‘Shh!’ Pinkie turns to Shaun. ‘What else do you see?’

‘You are going to have a foal and be a very good mother.’

Pinkie nods excitedly. ‘Uh huh!’

‘Also, later tonight, you are going to pass out in a sugar coma.’

The mare lowers the candy bar she was stuffing into her face. ‘Oh, that’s just silly. Next!’ She ‘eep’s when she sees the next costume. ‘I wasn’t the one shooting my party cannon at really noisy birds because they were interrupting my Saturday morning cartoons. I swear!’

Kain laughs. ‘Don’t worry, Pinkie. I’m not a real Lunar Guard.’

‘Phew.’

‘Yet.’

‘Eep!’

The foals laugh at Pinkie. She gives them all candy before getting back to work.

As the sun goes down, Luna steps out onto her balcony.

‘Sister, I am leaving for the festivities,’ Luna calls. ‘I’ll be back late.’

Celestia trots into the room. ‘May I borrow your necklace for when I go out la-? What are you wearing?’

Luna rolls her eyes. ‘Going out for free candy? Aren’t you a little old for that?’

‘First, you are never too old for free candy. Second, I thought I asked you a question first. What are you wearing?’

Luna adjusts a golden crown and necklace. Her golden shoes click as they tap their targets. ‘Like it? It is the scariest costume I could think of. Very appropriate, don’t you think?’

Celestia snorts. ‘Very funny. Just for that, I am taking your necklace.’ She turns away, but glances back. ‘Besides, I am not that scary.’

‘I think a thousand years on the moon is enough to scare anypony.’

‘Must you keep reminding me, sister.’

Luna grins. ‘Especially tonight.’ She laughs. ‘The feels have been doubled!’

Celestia growls as her sister flies away.

Diamond Tiara’s party is a big success. All the young mares and stallions in the Ponyville area are out in costume to celebrate Nightmare Night. Pirate Pipsqueak and Lunar Guard Dinky chat with Scootaloo and Featherweight, who are dressed as Shadowbolts. Silver Spoon, dressed in a kimono, chats with Diamond before heading off to mingle. Scootaloo breaks from Featherweight and comes over.

‘Great party, sweet flank,’ Scootaloo compliments. ‘Care to find the mistletoe?’

Diamond rolls her eyes. ‘Wrong holiday, and are you drunk?’

The pegasus hiccups. ‘Daring never taught me how to pick locks or mix cocktails blindfolded. What are you on about?’

Diamond groans at her fillyfriend’s behaviour. Del trots over with her head low.

‘Hey, Diamond. Thanks for inviting me, but I’m going home now,’ Del mopes.

‘What? Why?’ the host gasps. ‘We haven’t even gotten to any of the fun stuff.’

‘I’m just not feeling too good.’ She raises a lip, showing a fang. ‘And I am sick of everypony asking where my costume is.’

‘Yeah, where is your costume?’ Scootaloo asks.

‘EXCUSE ME!’ Diamond shouts. Everypony stops what they are doing to look at the couple. ‘How dare you ask Del that! She is a changeling. Her costume is a normal pony! I don’t know if it is the booze or you are just thick but going as a regular pony is the greatest costume a changeling can have. It is disgusting to think the mare I love can be so stupid to insult another pony, especially one who is her friend, like that! I am so ashamed with you right now. … Apologize to Del this instant!’

‘Uh… I can’t.’

‘Why not?’

‘She’s not here.’

Everypony looks around. Del is nowhere to be found.

At the Philharmonica Performing Arts Academy’s Nightmare Night party, students, faculty and benefactors mingle. Rarity chats with Fancy Pants while Spike eats an entire tray of hors d'oeuvres. Octavia gapes while Lyra and Bon Bon tell her and Vinyl about how their baby is developing. Vampress Sweetie Belle trots past some colleagues while levitating a pair of drinks. Her sister takes notice.

‘Here you go,’ Sweetie says, offering a cup. ‘I got you a drink to show there are no hard feelings.’

Moon Glow examines the bubbling brew before her. ‘You do know our bodies are trained to resist all known and a number of unknown poisons, right?’

Sweetie bats a hoof. ‘Of course, I know that, dearie. This is a peace offering. I would never want to hurt my dear friend and analyst.’

Moon Glow glares at the other mare. She sniffs the brew again and tries a sip. Her eyes go wide with delight, and she gulps down her drink. ‘This is amazing! I’ve never had anything like it!’

‘Here. Have mine.’ Sweetie Belle levitates the other cup forward.

The other unicorn takes it and starts drinking. ‘Thank you. This is really good. What is it?’

‘Oh, just a little something I whipped up.’

‘It is so good. I can barely raspberry lemonade the sweater vest.’

‘Oh. Good. It is setting in.’ Sweetie prances away.

‘What is..?’

Rarity magically catches Moon Glow before she falls over. ‘There, there, dear. Let’s get you out of here before it really sets in.’ She sniffs one of the cups. ‘Let’s just hope Sweetie’s cooking only goes out the way it came in.’

‘Firefighter.’

‘It is no problem. I’ve seen this happen a lot.’

Moon Glow heaves all over the other mares back.

Rarity shudders. ‘I’ve had that happen a lot too...’

Del sits alone behind the statue of Nightmare Moon in the Everfree Forest. Her disguise is dropped as she waits for the day to be over. She levitates pieces of candy from the candy offering and eats silently.

‘Are you not taking part in the festivities, little one?’ somepony asks.

Del looks in the direction of the voice. She screams when she sees the source. ‘Nightmare Moon!’

‘Yes. Because that doesn’t get old,’ Luna groans.

‘Oh. Sorry, Princess Luna.’

The princess frowns. ‘What is bothering you, young one?’

‘I hate this holiday. It is stupid.’

‘That is surprising to hear seeing how your sister, both your sisters, love this holiday.’

‘It is mean and demeaning. It mocks a serious subject.’

Luna nods. ‘I too once felt the way you did. I wanted this holiday abolished because I felt it belittled my time as Nightmare Moon.’

‘See! You and I are right! This holiday is insulting!’

‘But then, I found the holiday’s charm. Instead of mocking Nightmare Moon, I saw the citizens were celebrating the night. This was the love of the night that I had been wishing for since before my banishment. Not to mention, it is fun dressing up in silly costumes.’

‘I hate the costumes,’ Del snarls. ‘They make fun of changelings.’

‘Why do you think that?’

The changeling looks away. ‘All my life, I’ve hid to stay safe. When your sister declared it safe for changelings to abandon our disguises, I was so happy to be free.’

‘That was a very good day for the relationship between Equestria and your hive.’

Del buries her head. ‘But that was five years ago. Every time I see somepony in costume, I think of what it was like to have to hide myself just to avoid the hate. Now that I can be free, I am still hated! I even put on the damn disguise again, but everypony thought I was normal! They thought a stupid blue pegasus was the normal Del! Not the changeling princess! They were mocking me! … It took everything not to rip their throats out...’

‘Is that what they were really doing?’

‘They thought that...’

‘Little Del, I can see where your confusion comes from. You spent so many years hiding your true self that when you take up that form again, it feels as though you are being punished for being who you truly are.’

Del whimpers and kicks the ground.

‘I think this holiday is a celebration of changelings, not just of the night and Nightmare Moon.’

Del looks up, confused.

‘See, everypony adopts a form they are unfamiliar with and goes to strangers’ homes asking for kindness and love. Is that not the changeling way?’

‘I guess so...’

‘And at the end of the night,’ -- Luna levitates the candy offering to them -- ‘you share the love you collected with your queen.’

Del laughs. ‘That’s not how it is done.’

‘Oh? Then how is it done?’

Del swoops and eats a huge mouthful of candy, wrappers and all. ‘Changelings eat their fill and leave ponies the scraps.’ She burps, ejecting a candy wrapper.

Luna laughs. ‘Doesn’t it feel better to share in the fun?’

Del chomps another mouthful of candy and smiles.

‘Nightmare Night! What a fright! Give us something sweet to bite!’ the group of foals sing, led by Pinkie who is dressed as a ghost of a fairy princess pumpkin who was also a witch.

Del, back in her pegasus disguise, laughs and gives out candy. ‘Very nice costumes, but be wary. I hear Nightmare Moon is in area.’

A loud crash of lightning and an ominous shadow flashing on the wall sends the foals running. The mares laugh.

Pinkie turns to wrangle the foals. ‘Oh! I love your costume, Del, but I like the real you better.’

Del smiles and waves as her friend leaves.

Author's Note

Story Notes: Many costume designs were from Slice of Pony Life. Check out the blog for some fun times with the Cakes, but remember to wear your serious hat when dealing with Igneous Rock.

The title is a reference to... Well, if you don't get it, I will have to get the Cone of Shame.

Celestial Book Faire

Main Characters: Twilight Sparkle, Apple Bloom, Silver Spoon
Cameos: Starlight, Satsuma, Cadance
Original Start Date: August 13, 2013

Apple Bloom trots out of a back room with a stack of books. A guest is magically reading several books at once. The librarian starts putting away her books when she takes a moment to check on her guest. She jumps, dropping her books, and yelps in surprise.

‘Princess Twilight!’

‘Hi, Apple Bloom,’ Twilight greets. ‘Hope you don’t mind that I made myself at home.’

‘O-o-o’ course. This is yer home.’

Twilight laughs. ‘Apple Bloom, this is your and Starlight’s home.’ She rolls her eyes. ‘Technically, my castle was my last home. That’s my current home.’

The princess points to a new door on the wall. The librarian scratches her head, confused. She picks up her books and begins reshelving them. Twilight trots to another bookshelf. She drops one of her books when she is finished with it. Apple Bloom sighs and picks it up.

‘So, uh, how long are ya in town fer, princess?’

‘I shouldn’t be too long. Just waiting for you to get ready. Also, you can still call me “Twilight” like you did when you were younger. No need to be so formal.’

‘Waitin’ fer me t’ be ready fer what?’

‘The Celestial Book Faire, silly,’ Twilight laughs, casually dropping another book. ‘It only comes around every ten years.’ She pulls a book from the shelf and hugs it. ‘The last one was so magical.’

Twilight sparkles as she reminisces.

‘Yeah... Ah didn’ know ‘bout that ‘til jus’ now, so...’

‘WHAT! You have to go! It is your sworn duty as a librarian!’

‘Well, uh...’

‘It is only the largest gathering of books in the world! You have to go and show off your collection, hunt for rare finds, meet new librarians.’

‘Yeah, well...’

‘Not to mention, it is in the Crystal Empire. In the most wonderful library in Equestria.’

‘Uh... Am Ah gonna have t’ get a mop?’

‘Why? Did you spill something?’

There is a knock on the door. Silver Spoon carefully sticks her head in. Apple Bloom glowers at the new arrival.

‘I, uh, know you are still mad at me, Apple Bloom, but, um, I wanted to research crop trends near the Everfree for a possible expansion, and the hall of records said you might have a history book on it.’

‘Ah might.’

‘Can this wait?’ Twilight interrupts. ‘We were just about to leave for the Celestial Book Faire.’

Silver gasps. ‘The Celestial Book Faire? Is that soon? I always wanted to go!’

‘Then you can come along. Since you’ll be travelling with me, we will stay at the palace.’

Silver gapes, imagining the getaway of a lifetime. ‘I am so there.’

‘Wonderful!’ Twilight cheers. ‘We’ll meet at the train station in thirty minutes. I want to stop by to see my friends real quick and to pick up some snacks from AJ and Sugarcube Corner.’

‘Ain’t we gonna take yer ship thin’?’

‘Oh, that is fine where it is. No need to worry. Just have your inventory lists and favorite showpieces ready when you get to the station. You don’t want Starlight to have to overnight them.’ Twilight goes to the door. ‘Come on, Silver Spoon. Let’s get ready.’

‘R-right! Thank you, princess!’

Twilight smiles. ‘Please. Just call me “Twilight”.’

After school, Starlight creeps into Ponyville Library. Satsuma follows stealthily.

‘Why are we being careful?’ the younger brother asks. ‘I thought you said Apple Bloom was going away for a while.’

‘That is exactly the point,’ Starlight replies. ‘She is out with my mom at the Celestial Book Faire. That means they had to bust out the rarest of the rares. All the hiding spaces are open!’

‘They’re going to the Celestial Book Faire without me?! Luckies...’

‘More importantly, we are free to search for the rarest books in mom’s collection.’

‘Wouldn’t she have those on the TARDIS? And couldn’t you have hunted for them a few weeks ago when Apple Bloom was out of town?’

Starlight stares at his brother blankly. ‘We are free to search for the rarest books in mom’s collection.’

Satsuma groans, ‘Where do we start?’

Silver Spoon stands on a balcony overlooking the Crystal Empire. Apple Bloom trots out beside her.

‘Isn’t this beautiful?’ Silver asks. ‘I’ve never been here before. This is so amazing.’

‘Ah’ve come a couple times, but it still feels like it is the first.’

‘Thank you for letting me come on this trip with you.’

Apple Bloom snorts. ‘Thank the princesses. If it were up t’ me, ya’d be lookin’ fer a pegasus t’ catch ya right now.’

‘Apple Bloom, I’m sorry. I lost control. It will never happen again.’

‘Ah keep hearin’ ya say that, but all Ah can think o’ are ways ponies can disappear in the Everfree.’

Silver frowns and turns back to watching the city. The doors to their room open. Twilight trots in and groans.

‘You would think my own brother would have the foods I like in stock!’ the princess complains. ‘We should have asked to stay in Trixie’s villa. I hear she keeps it stocked with peanut butter crackers.’ She looks at the guests. ‘So, how are you liking the Crystal Empire so far? Been years since you were here last, right, Apple Bloom?’

‘Yeah, it’s been a while.’

‘Is this your first time here, Silver Spoon?’

Silver nods. ‘Yes. Thank you for inviting me.’

‘It is my pleasure. I really hope you enjoy the festival. It is very fun and informative.’

Apple Bloom nods in agreement. ‘Ah hope one o’ the other librarians know a thin’ or two ‘bout all-digital libraries.’

‘Oh! Those are great!’ Twilight cheers. ‘You can have interactive holograms for the books. James and I can install some when we retu- … Uh, if we’re ever back in Ponyville.’ She laughs nervously.

‘Shoot. Holograms. Ain’t that a bit much?’

‘I can use one of those when dealing with the Ponyville Hay Board,’ Silver sighs.

‘Maybe we can give you one too,’ Twilight says. ‘Any friend of our son is a friend of ours.’ She goes back to the door. ‘I’m going to see if they have dinner ready. Play nice while I’m gone.’

Twilight leaves the two young mares alone again.

Starlight and Satsuma have dug through every shelf and checked behind every book. They have yet to find any hidden books.

‘I’m bored,’ Satsuma complains. ‘Can I go home now?’

‘I called your mom and said you were staying with me tonight. I have you until somepony comes looking for the body.’

‘Ah man!’ Satsuma kicks a shelf. A latch uncouples, and a secret door opens. ‘I think I found something!’ the colt calls, getting out a dusty book.

‘What is it?’ Starlight asks, teleporting over.

‘Don’t know.’ Satsuma opens the book and reads a passage. ‘September 27. Had a sleepover with the girls. Pinkie brought over a new video game. Why does she waste her time on those things? The others were shocked to hear that I don’t have any game systems. They insisted heavily that I check out the local game shop. For some reason, Applejack and Fluttershy got very embarrassed when I asked about the owner. Sigh. This will be exciting.’

‘Sounds like one of mom’s old diaries. What does it say next?’

‘September 28. Oh. My. Celestia. Is it possible? I mean, there is nothing that says it isn’t possible. Anyway! I went to the game store like girls recommended. The clerk. Mr Wanderer. Sigh. He was like a dream. Sorry! The shop was fun. I learned a lot about gaming, and Mr Wanderer gave me a console for helping out. I can’t wait to play it! I’m am definitely going to have to go back there... I mean for more research of course!’

Starlight laughs. ‘I guess it was love at first sight for both of them. Can I have a look?’

Satsuma holds up the diary. ‘Have at it.’

The unicorn levitates the book in front of him. ‘October 8. Way to go, Mr Wanderer! The Obnoxious and Annoying Maxie was out in full force today. Worst of all, he was brutal to Fluttershy in the Pokemon tournament. Thankfully, Mr Wanderer was there to put an end to his reign of terror. Personally, I would have given him the King Sombra treatment, but I guess Mr Wanderer didn’t want Maxie getting off that easy. That arrogant unicorn was stomped faster than Luna or I could have said “to the moon!” And Mr Wanderer looked so good doing it too. He’s so great.’

Satsuma laughs. ‘These are great. Hey, order some pizza and point me to the soda. I want to hear more of these.’

Starlight tosses the diary back. ‘You read. I’ll order.’

Satsuma picks a passage. ‘October 12 - 20. I don’t want to talk about it.’ -- he shrugs -- ‘Must have been a boring week. Ah! October 23. I, rather, we had an interdimensional encounter today. We were all at Mr Wanderer’s to get out of Rainbow Dash’s hurricane...’
…

Several slices of pizza later, the brothers are back to reading the diary.

‘November 14. I kissed him! I finally kissed him! It was the best kiss ever! I am so happy. Oh, and happy birthday… James,’ Starlight reads.

‘Ugh! So boring!’ Satsuma moans. ‘How much are you going to read about your mom being in love with our dad? Get to the good stuff.’

‘November 15. I am going to kill them! I love James and Pinkie, but I am going to kill them!’

‘Now we’re getting to the good stuff.’

Starlight looks up from the book. ‘That was the week mom and dad were broke up because he told her Pinkie had stolen his first kiss.’

‘First kiss? That is all?’

‘Hey, the first kiss is very important. I was only a little older than you when I got my first kiss.’

‘Really? With an alien?’

‘With your aunt.’

‘EWW! I didn’t want to know that!’

‘You asked.’

‘Just read the next entry,’ Satsuma grumbles.

Starlight laughs and raises the diary. ‘That beard! I am gone for a couple days, and he grows a beard! That is worse than kissing Pinkie Pie!’

Twilight stops at every booth she passes and catches up with the librarians she meets. Silver Spoon chats with a vendor about some rare books. Apple Bloom trots ahead of them, barely looking at the stands. She stops when she sees a booth with lots of books on farming.

‘Have an interest in farming?’ an old unicorn stallion asks.

‘Jus’ a bit,’ Apple Bloom replies. ‘Jus’ seein’ if there’s somethin’ mah sister could use.’

‘Well, I have the finest collection of agricultural information in Equestria. From crop rotation in Baltimare to proper rain rates in Appleoosa to a special collection of letters on rock farming written by Cloudy Quartz herself.’

‘Anything for the Ponyville area?’ Silver asks, trotting up.

‘Ah was jus’ ‘bout t’ ask that...’ Apple Bloom grumbles.

‘Oh. Are you two from Ponyville?’ the unicorn asks. ‘It is good to see a couple out together like this.’

‘We ain’t a couple,’ Apple Bloom growls.

‘Oh, that’s a shame. I usually give discounts to loving couples.’

Silver pulls Apple Bloom in close. ‘Oh, don’t listen to her. She’s just shy,’ she tells the unicorn. ‘We even went to the Cadance Times festival and everything. … Now, what was that about a discount for rare books?’

Apple Bloom pushes away. ‘Don’ ever touch me again.’

‘Sheesh. I was just trying to get a discount. You can try acting a little. This is probably why you don’t have many rare finds. You aren’t willing to cut loose a little.’

‘Ah am plenty loose!’

Silver smirks. ‘Wait until Starlight hears that.’

‘What? Hey!’ Apple Bloom growls and headbutts Silver.

‘Ooo! What did you find here?’ Twilight asks, trotting over.

‘Princess Twilight!’ the old unicorn gasps bowing.

‘Just Twilight is fine,’ the princess replies, examining the wares. ‘Looks like you have a lot of interesting books on agriculture. Oh. Those letters from Cloudy Quartz are fake.’

‘Princess?’

‘She’s my best friend’s mother. I think I can recognize her writing from all the Hearths Warming cards she sends us.’ She looks around. ‘And that treatise on cherry farming is a forgery. My husband and I gave the original to Cherry Jubilee in Dodge Junction for her birthday last year.’ She keeps looking. ‘Do you have any books that aren’t fake?’

‘P-p-princess, that is a pretty harsh accusation, especially given the nature of this event.’

‘I know. I know. I’m sorry. I’ll have somepony from the royal archives come and check your stock just in case.’ -- she laughs -- ‘You don’t want to accidentally sell a forgery.’

‘Right… That would be bad.’

‘Sorry for interrupting. Come on, girls. Let’s get some lunch.’

Twilight happily trots away. The unicorn grumbles to himself. The younger mares sigh and follow Twilight.

‘That was pretty impressive,’ Silver compliments.

‘Oh, when you have read every book that will ever exist at least twice, you pick up on a few things.’

‘Right...’ Apple Bloom replies. ‘Ya said somethin’ ‘bout lunch?’

‘Uh, huh. I made reservations at the finest restaurant in...’ Twilight stops when she sees a white unicorn mare with a black mane tied up in a bun approaching. ‘Hello, Raven. Is it time?’

Raven nods. ‘It just started.’

Twilight claps. ‘Wonderful! I can’t wait.’ She turns to the others. ‘Gals, you’re going to have to go on without me. I have an appointment. I probably won’t be back until sometime tomorrow. Have fun!’

Twilight kicks off the ground and flies back towards the palace. Raven bows and follows the princess. The younger mares wonder what to do next.

Silver shrugs. ‘Well, I’m not looking a gift horse in the mouth. Let’s get to the restaurant before it is too late.’

‘Like Ah’d want t’ dine with...’ -- Apple Bloom’s stomach growls -- ‘Hope ya know where we’re goin’.’

Starlight pays the pizza delivery pony and turns back to the main room, levitating a couple pies and a few bottles of soda.

‘February 14!’ Satsuma declares.

‘I think I know where this is going,’ Starlight groans, setting down their lunch.

‘We had our first date! We finally had our first real date! It was so amazing! I love him so much! … Also, I need to have a talk with Pinkie about personal property and the right time to discuss certain things. … Mental note: Try to find the right time to discuss a certain thing with James and Pinkie.’ Satsuma sets down the diary. ‘How come your mom’s diary reads like a cheesy love story? I mean, like, really cheesy.’

Starlight rolls his eyes. He mimes lifting a book. ‘Day 1. Ah bucked apples. Day 2. Ah bucked apples. Day 3. Ah bucked James after buckin’ apples.’ He stops miming. ‘Yeah. Your mom’s reads so much better.’

The younger brother throws a slice of pizza at his brother. ‘Don’t say that about my mom! Don’t use that word about her!’

Starlight catches the slice. ‘I was just joking around. Calm down. We’re going through my mom’s past. A few shots should be fair.’

‘Yeah… I guess...’ Satsuma gets a slice for himself. ‘You don’t have to say it just because it is true.’

‘Sorry, little bro.’ Starlight levitates the diary. ‘March 9. Celestia-damn it, Pinkie Pie. If this is garbled, it is because Pinkie mixed Poison Joke flowers into her baking for Zecora’s party. Ugh. Trying to write this with my mouth is almost as bad as using hands!’ He flips a few pages. ‘Ah! April 20. If we make it out of this alive, I am going to kill Trixie this for one...’

‘Boring!’ Satsuma takes the diary. ‘April 28. This sucks. James is going away for a few days. I miss him already. Oh well. He left me in charge of taking care of Rei. NOT Pinkie, no matter what she says. April 29. Come on, Rei. I know you are better than this. We’ll whip you into shape in no time! May 1. Damn it, Pinkie! You are ruining everything! You ruined my plans! You ruined Rei’s future! You ruined both our relationships with James! How can he love either of us after what you did! I have to find Rei and get her home or all our lives will be ruined! May 2. James hates us. I don’t want to live anymore.’ Satsuma sets down the diary. ‘This got dark fast.’

‘Keep reading,’ Starlight encourages.

‘May 3. This is the best day ever! I am friends with James and Pinkie again! If I wasn’t their friends anymore, I would have killed myself! I love them so much. I am so sorry. I screwed up. I didn’t mean to hurt Rei. She is just such a wonderful girl. I didn’t want to see her waste her life. Good thing James is back to care for her. I don’t think I am ready to be a mother yet.’ Satsuma laughs, ‘Yeah. Only took five hundred years.’

Starlight smiles and crosses his forelegs as he eats. ‘You might not remember, but your favorite foalsitter was not Fluttershy but a certain purple princess.’

‘What?! How would you know that?’

The unicorn frowns. ‘I hate changing diapers.’

Satsuma glares at his older brother. ‘You’re messing with me.’

Starlight charges a spell. ‘Care to time travel and find out?’

The younger brother thinks for a moment before lifting the book again.

Silver sits on her bed, reading one of her new books. Apple Bloom lays on her bed with her mobile out.

‘At least he’s not bored...’ Apple Bloom sighs.

‘Who?’

‘None o’ yer business.’

‘Ah. Starlight. What’s he up to while you’re here?’

Apple Bloom snorts and answers, ‘He’s hanging out with his brother.’

‘That’s nice. They are both so sweet.’

‘Great. First mah coltfriend. Now yer hittin’ on mah nephew.’

Silver closes her book. ‘Give it a rest, will you? I said I am sorry.’

Apple Bloom snorts, ‘Whatever.’

‘Apple Bloom. I am being sincere. What do I have to do to prove myself to you?’

Apple Bloom looks across the room. She turns back to her mobile. ‘Ah don’ know! Jus’ shut up ‘bout it.’

‘You’re the one who keeps bringing it up.’

‘You’re the one who was shovin’ her face int’ Starlight’s!’

‘I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!’ Silver shouts. ‘How many times do I have to say it!’

‘Jus’ shut up!’

Apple Bloom throws a pillow. Silver ducks. She snorts, picks the pillow up and lays on it as she returns to her book, facing away from Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom trots through the library. Most of the booths are closed with signs directing patrons to a conference room. At the conference room, the young mare finds it packed with librarians from around Equestria. She sighs and enters.

‘Sorry. Librarians only,’ a well-dressed pegasus says.

‘Ah am a librarian,’ Apple Bloom groans. ‘Ah’m Apple Bloom from Ponyville Library.’

The pegasus checks his clipboard. ‘Oh! There you are. We didn’t think you were coming since you never replied to our invitations.’

‘Ah never got any invitation. Musta missed the email.’

‘You didn’t?’ The pegasus checks his information. ‘Isn’t your library still receiving messages by dragon’s fire?’

‘What? Spike hasn’ lived in Ponyville fer years. Ah mean, he coulda sent anythin’ ya sent me t’, but Ah never got any...’ She frowns. ‘He sent it t’ mah sis while we’re fightin’.’

‘That’s fine. You are always welcome to jo-’

‘Ah burned everythin’ she sent me durin’ that time...’

‘Well, uh, hopefully you didn’t miss anything important.’ He motions with a wing. ‘Come on in. We were just about to start.’

Apple Bloom nods and finds a seat.

Satsuma sits back, drinking a soda while Starlight reads.

‘Why can’t I just declare the election void and appoint myself the winner? UGH! Making matters worse, James just seems to know when either Rarity or I are thinking that and calls us to remind us of our place. He is so annoying! Oh, well. Once I win, I will enact sweeping reforms across the board. There is no way I can lose.’ Starlight turns the page. ‘I am going to ask Celestia to declare the election void and appoint me as the winner. That is the only fair outcome of this whole mess. At least Rainbow Dash learned a lesson in hubris she will never forget. Let’s hope she doesn’t forget this time.’

Satsuma laughs. ‘These have finally gotten good. It is like the whole first third was boring. Like everything from her date with dad on was so much better.’

‘Glad you think so.’ Starlight rolls his eyes and turns the page. ‘Uh, oh.’

‘What?’

‘Has everypony gone insane! Fluttershy hits her head and thinks she is married to James, and everypony is willing to go along with it!? Am I the only sane one left! I will find a way to cure her if it is the last thing I do.’

‘Whoa. Wait. Dad and Fluttershy were...’

Starlight looks up. ‘Didn’t you ever wonder why Rei calls her “mom” all the time?’

‘Not really. I mean, she is Rei.’

‘That completely logical explanation aside, this is why she does that. Fluttershy tricked her way into pretending to be married to dad. Rei was so happy to have a mother for the first time in her life that Fluttershy was made her legal guardian if anything happened to dad.’

Satsuma smiles. ‘Dad is pretty great like that.’

Starlight turns the page. ‘Oh. Here is a good one.’ He clears his throat. ‘I really hope he doesn’t tell Fluttershy, but I know he will. Anyway, James and I, uh, had to turn in our V-cards earlier.’ -- the younger brother yells and falls over, covering his ears -- ‘It was completely my fault. I was just so excited that I pounced him. I finally get why Rarity enjoys it so much. I hope he ends his fake marriage soon so we can do it more often. Oh! And I discovered a new comet tonight. Luna is even going to let me name it.’

‘I never want to hear about dad’s sex life ever again,’ Satsuma moans.

Starlight turns another page and grins. ‘Then you might want to keep covering your ears for this one.’

Silver Spoon sits in a coffee shop reading another new book. She sips her coffee. Apple Bloom sits at a nearby table. She has her mobile out.

‘Ya wanted t’ meet me here?’ the librarian asks.

‘Wasn’t me,’ Silver snorts. ‘I just came here after scoring some good deals on some Equestrian agricultural history. Have to buy them since I’m apparently banned from the library.’

‘Ya should check our website more often. Ah keep it up too date.’

‘Good thing I am not petty or I would ban you from using any Ponyville agricultural products. You’d be used to it from your self-imposed ban since high school.’

‘Ya can’t talk ‘bout mah sister like that! Ah love mah sister!’

Silver sips her drink. ‘And now you see why I would never do something so petty as that.’

Apple Bloom snorts and turns back to her mobile. Down the street, the crowd parts as two ponies make their way to the coffee shop.

‘It was so great seeing seeing them again,’ Twilight comments. ‘It is nice knowing Sunset is doing well.’

‘Maybe you should try to find a way to see them more often than every thirty moons,’ Princess Cadance laughs. ‘I’ve seen what your home can do… if you can trick James into doing it of course.’

The princesses laugh and stop at the tables. The two younger mares look up from their activities.

‘Apple Bloom, Silver Spoon, you remember Princess Cadance, right?’ Twilight introduces. ‘Cadance, this is Apple Bloom and Silver Spoon. They are close friends of my son.’

‘Only “close friends”?’ Apple Bloom wonders.

Silver gasps. ‘Oh my gosh! It is a honor!’

‘Thank you,’ Cadance replies. ‘I look forward to spending some time with you.’

‘Cadance is going to be joining us at some panels for the rest of the day,’ Twilight explains. ‘Won’t that be fun?’

‘Extraordinarily,’ Apple Bloom groans.

‘That’s the spirit!’ Twilight cheers. ‘I’ll get everypony a round of drinks, then we can be off.’

Twilight hops away to get everypony some coffee. Cadance bows and motions for the others to follow. The younger mares rise and trot after Twilight, chatting with Cadance.

Satsuma stares at the diary, his face a brighter red than usual. Starlight laughs and levitates the book away.

‘I finally kissed Pinkie! I can't believe it! I never kissed another mare before. It was not like kissing James at all. Not really my thing either, but it helped calm me down with all this blackout and shut down country crap going on. I couldn’t even use my authority to get into a single museum! Sigh. At least Pinkie is here to keep me calm.’

‘Mares can kiss other mares?’ Satsuma mumbles.

‘And stallion can kiss other stallions,’ Starlight replies, flipping through the diary. ‘It is all part of nature. Didn’t your mom teach you that?’

‘Obviously not! Where do you think I get my embarrassment of talking about sex from?’

‘Me and your aunt.’

Satsuma grimaces. ‘I think I am going to be sick.’

‘Ah!’ Starlight laughs as he reads head. ‘September 13. I hate Lyra so much. She is loud and annoying, and I have no idea why I even let her stay here! Just because she and Spike get along fine… Ugh! I have to find a way to get her wife to take her back. September 14. What is Bon Bon’s problem? Who in their right mind cuts their sandwich like that? Lyra was right. Her wife is strange.’

‘Sandwich? What was that about?’

Starlight sets down the book. ‘Mom’s friends Lyra and Bon Bon were having a big fight because Bon Bon has the silly notion that you cut sandwiches vertically, not diagonally.’

Satsuma stares at his brother. ‘You mean ponies actually cut their sandwiches diagonally? That is just wrong.’

The older brother laughs snidely. ‘I know you didn’t just say that. Sandwiches are cut diagonally. My mom said so, and she’s the law.’

‘My mom always cut mine vertically. That’s how I cut them when I make them for my lunches.’

‘I’d say we should agree to disagree, but you are totally wrong, little brother.’

‘Diagonal sandwiches and still thinking I’m the younger brother? You’re the one who is wrong.’

Starlight lifts his brother with his magic. Satsuma breaks free and headbutts his brother. They start wrestling across the library.
…

Nurse Redheart examines Starlight. The unicorn has a black eye and tissues stuffed up his nose. Satsuma sits off to the side fixing both brothers’ glasses. His nose is full of tissue too. Pearl Heart is at the table looking at a book.

‘You are lucky Pearl wanted to checkout that book on trains when he did,’ the nurse grumbles. ‘Unicorns are not made to wrestle earth ponies.’

‘I had him where I wanted him,’ Starlight snorts.

‘Yeah. Me sitting on your face,’ Satsuma shoots back.

Redheart rolls her eyes. ‘What were you two fighting about anyway?’

The brothers glance at each other then away.

‘How do you cut your sandwiches?’ Starlight asks.

The nurse facehoofs. ‘You mom already tried enacting that into law… I just cut them. I never pay attention how since I am usually rushing. Del just eats them whole. I think that is how she makes them for Pearl, too.’

‘So… Diagonally.’

Redheart taps Starlight in the ribs, making him yell and fall over. She looks at Satsuma. ‘Go easy on him next time, and don’t be so close-minded about what you eat. Both of you.’

‘Yes, Nurse Redheart,’ the brothers moan.

The princesses sit with their guests in their room. Twilight and Silver have several books on their beds.

‘I had a wonderful time at the faire,’ Silver thanks. ‘I’ll have to arrange a gift basket when I get back.’

‘It is no trouble,’ Cadance replies. ‘Any friends of Twilight’s are friends of mine.’

‘I insist. I always repay my friends’ -- she glances at Apple Bloom -- ‘even if they say otherwise.’

Cadance looks at the younger mares. ‘I am sensing a little bad blood between you.’

‘They are fighting over a colt,’ Twilight says casually.

‘Twilight!’ the younger mares snap.

‘Oh? Who?’

‘My son.’

‘Which one do we have to give the lecture about sharing to?’

‘Cadance!’ the younger mares snap.

Twilight sighs and looks at her guests. ‘If I am figuring the details correctly, Silver is trying to make amends to Apple Bloom, but Apple Bloom is being stubborn about it.’

‘Apple Bloom, if your friend is truly sorry and wishes to make it up to you, you should let her,’ Cadance advises.

‘But she tried stealin’ mah coltfriend,’ Apple Bloom whines.

‘It was one kiss,’ Silver argues. ‘I was weak and stupid. I regret every moment of it, even if it was the best kiss I ever had.’

‘See! It’s stuff like that! Ah know it was great since Starlight’s a great kisser!’

‘Apple Bloom, Starlight is hardly his father,’ Twilight sighs. ‘He won’t ever leave you for another mare unless you give him a reason.’

‘Ah know...’ She looks at Silver. ‘Ah’m sorry Ah’ve been a pain in the rear these last few weeks.’ She taps some buttons on her mobile. ‘There. Yer unbanned from the library.’

Silver smiles. ‘Thank you. I truly mean it when I say that I will do anything to make it up to you.’

There is a purple flash, and Twilight towers over Apple Bloom. ‘You banned somepony from MY library.’

Apple Bloom stares up at the princess in horror.

‘Twilight, no banishing ponies to the moon without my aunt’s approval first,’ Cadance groans.

Twilight teleports back to her bed. ‘Fine. No more banning ponies from getting books. Ever!’

‘Yes, Twilight,’ Apple Bloom replies.

‘And with two crises averted, I believe it is time for some royal snacks,’ Cadance declares. ‘I’ll call room service and have them bring anything you like.’

‘Some o’ my sister’s apple pie,’ Apple Bloom says.

‘Neighponese green tea for me,’ Silver requests.

‘Belgian waffles.’ Twilight licks her lips.

Cadance stares at the guests. ‘How about I pick something they might actually have?’

The guests groan as Cadance orders.

Starlight throws out an old pizza box as he looks for a snack. Satsuma flips through Twilight’s diary.

‘Hey. What does this mean?’ the younger brother asks. ‘At the end of Trixie’s illusion, I caught a glimpse of something. I think I know what it is. Did Trixie..? No. James was still in control. Does that mean he is going to..? OH MY GOSH!’ He looks up. ‘Did she know dad was going to marry her soon?’

‘Keep reading.’

Satsuma scans the diary. ‘Oh. Okay. Did he really tell her he was going to propose and put it off on Hearts and Hooves Day? Geez. I thought dad would have been more romantic than that.’

‘Trust me. It is worth it.’

The colt turns the page and laughs. ‘March 10. See. I told everypony I could do it. While Celestia and Luna are away at the League meeting, I have been running Equestria perfectly fine. March 11. Not good. Not good. Not good! How do you lose an Element of Harmony! Spike is really the new Rainbow Dash if we ever find that damn thing! Fluttershy and Pinkie doing a great job rounding up all the… Did I just see a gibbon in the courtroom? Never mind. And why can’t Discord just switch them back already? It is simply solved using the Keeler Theorem. … I hope he doesn’t want my help with that. March 11 - part 2. I quit being a princess. I’m going to go hide in the TARDIS for the rest of my life now. Bye!’

Satsuma howls with laughter as Starlight takes the diary from him. He flips a few pages.

‘Not really her most shining moment,’ the older brother comments. ‘March 20. This is the happiest moment of my life! I am happier than when I became Celestia’s apprentice. I am happier than when I moved to Ponyville. I am happier than when I became a princess. I am happier than all my moments with James to this point combined! I’ve never loved him as much as I do right now!’

‘Aww! That is sweet. I wish he married my mom instead, but he must really love your mom.’

Starlight smiles. ‘That’s an understatement.’ He flips through the diary. ‘Most of the rest is wedding preparations. Want to hear that or skip to the end?’

‘Skip it.’ Satsuma hops up. ‘Hey, I’m going to set up a game system. Gotta do something for the rest of the night, right?’

‘You go ahead.’ Starlight looks through the last few pages. ‘Hmm.’ He joins Satsuma in the game room. ‘Listen to this: Marrying a time traveller has certain benefits and risks. One benefit is knowing the future before it happens. The downside is that you know what is going to happen before it does. I can’t believe I am saying this, but I agree that Applejack would be a wonderful mother. I just wish it didn’t have to happen this way. No, not who the father is. I mean, look how well Star… light… will turn out...’ He shakes his head. ‘I must have missed that part. Anyway! I mean that it will cause Applejack so much pain. I know Fluttershy can keep a secret. We have been going to her and prepping her to help Applejack when the need arises. I just have to find a way to help them break their promise now...’

Satsuma stares at the television. ‘Dad knew I was going to be born before he made me?’

‘Seems that way. For both of us.’ Starlight reads another passage. He laughs. ‘That’s a spoiler we’re not telling Pinkie.’

‘He and your mom… They helped Fluttershy help my mom. They helped my mom stay happy when her family turned against her.’

Starlight hugs his brother. ‘That’s what family does. We stick together through the good and the bad, even if half of the rest of the family turns against us.’

‘Thanks, big bro.’ Satsuma looks at the diary. ‘One page left.’ He looks up. ‘She is your mom.’

The unicorn nods. ‘June 18. Last entry. This is the greatest day of my life. James and I are finally married. We’re leaving to see the universe now. We’ll probably be gone for five hundred years or more. I’m just going to leave this here in hopes somepony will find it. Starlight, be nice to your brother. Satsuma, I hope your family has healed itself by now. Apple Bloom, forgive your sister if you haven’t already. Spike, just propose to her already! Rarity is waiting for you! I think that is everypony who might find this. Goodbye for now. I’ll be home soon. Signed, Princess Twilight Sparkle.’

Satsuma smiles. ‘Your mom was awesome.’

Starlight laughs, ‘Duh. I could have told you that.’

‘Still, my mom is better. I mean, she was able to have her son first.’

‘With my mom’s help!’

‘And you can say the same thing to Pinkie too.’

Both brothers freeze then shudder.

‘Let’s agree to never argue about that again,’ Starlight says.

‘Definitely.’ Satsuma picks up a controller. ‘... So, what did it say about Pinkie?’

Starlight smirks. ‘How many siblings do you think we have?’

Silver Spoon trots with Twilight and Apple Bloom back to the library.

‘Thank you again for inviting me, Twilight,’ Silver says.

‘It is always a pleasure getting to know my son’s friends. I am glad you enjoyed yourself.’

The group stops at the library. Twilight heads straight in.

Apple Bloom pulls Silver aside. ‘Listen, Ah fergive ya, and we can be friends again, but if ya try kissin’ Starlight ever again...’

‘I know. I know,’ Silver sighs. She backs away. ‘I hope to see you around more. Bye!’

Silver waves as she heads home. Apple Bloom waves back then goes inside. Twilight finishes loading her books and turns back.

‘This was great,’ Twilight says. ‘Too bad it only happens once every ten years.’

‘Yeah… It was a thin’.’

The princess frowns. ‘Come on, Apple Bloom. Don’t make me stick around and have to teach you a thing or two about being a good librarian.’

‘Sorry. Ah jus’ have mah way o’ doin’ thin’s. Seein’ everypony else… Mus’ be the family’s stubborn pride.’

Twilight laughs. ‘Well, at least we patched up you and Silver Spoon. I consider that a mission accomplished for the Princess of Friendship.’

Apple Bloom smiles. ‘Yeah. That is a good thin’.’

‘Darn right!’ Twilight goes to the TARDIS door. ‘Want to keep my son’s potential love triangles down to about six.’

The other mare half nods. ‘Wait! What!’

The TARDIS dematerializes. Twilight snickers as she carries her books away.

‘ “About six”?’ James says. ‘A bit of an underestimate.’

Twilight bats a hoof. ‘Oh, I didn’t want to scare her with the real number.’

James laughs and shakes his head. ‘By the way, my boys found your diary while you were out. You had a lot of interesting things to say from what I heard.’ He sneaks up on his wife. ‘Did you have to go into anatomical detail about our first time?’

Twilight tenses up and blushes bright read. ‘Well, I, uh...’

‘Sorry, I mean, do you want to go into detail with me again?’

‘Oh, James.’

Twilight turns back and kisses her husband. She abandons her books as she pulls James down with her.

Author's Note

SCS Timeline: Twilight returns for the Celestial Book Faire. Twilight 'disappears' for a night. Starlight and Satsuma find Twilight's old diary.

Starlight Love Triangle: Apple Bloom forgives Silver Spoon. ... Six, or more, potential love triangles?! Like father, like son...

Story Note: We haven't really had an A-story turn into a B-story and vice versa in a while. Best of all, this was the best B-story to work on in forever! I was surprised at how much fun I had writing it. It was great retelling all of TWP a paragraph at a time per chapter and all from Twilight's perspective. Just when I think there is nothing new for me to try, I come up with something like this. Well, and other things you will see when we get to them.

There are also several mentions of Equestria Girls in this chapter as well. Since I didn't make a blog about it, I loved the movie! It was really fun. Yeah, there were some cliche or obvious moments. Flash was the most useless character of all time. (Seriously, a complete waste of time.) The Trixie scene was the greatest scene in the movie. Sunset Shimmer is my second favorite villain after Chrysalis and might be my favorite character after Twilight. So, uh, yeah. Expect more minor references to EqG.

Fun Fact: I didn't notice this until after it was published, but this chapter featuring the return of Twilight Sparkle was posted two years after the first appearance of Twilight Sparkle in TWP.

Flashback: The Origin of Satsuma Apple

Main Characters: Applejack, Fluttershy
Cameos: Sunshine, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Apple Bloom, Big Macintosh
Original Start Date: September 22, 2013

Applejack paces in her living room. Her stomach has a slight bulge. Her family and friends watch the nervous mare, expecting an obvious announcement. Applejack stops her pacing, faces everypony and smiles bashfully.

‘Ah bet y’all can guess why Ah invited ya here.’

The rest mumble responses, trying to hide their excitement.

Applejack takes a deep breath. ‘Well, Ah have t’ tell ya that Ah’m...’

‘Oh, just say it already, darling,’ Rarity blurts out. ‘We have been noticing it for a couple weeks now.’

‘Fine.’ Applejack steels herself. ‘Ah’m pregnant.’

Everypony cheers. Pinkie fires her party cannon. Rainbow Dash does a loop. Fluttershy shouts an extra loud ‘yay~’.

Apple Bloom hops around excitedly. ‘Ah’m gonna be an aunt! Mah friends are gonna be so jealous!’

Big Macintosh nods. ‘Eeyup.’

‘Ah bet Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle will wanna be an aunt too!’

Big Macintosh nods. ‘Eeyup.’

Rarity laughs nervously. ‘Let’s hope they don’t expect that right away...’

Sunshine trots over and hugs Applejack. ‘That is great to hear,’ the bat pony says. ‘Why didn’t you tell me sooner? Wait until I tell everypony.’ He laughs. ‘My dad is going to be so excited to hear he is a grandfather. Oh! We are definitely going to have to have Luna give a blessing.’ Realization strikes him. ‘We’re going to have to get married.’

Applejack breaks free. ‘Whoa, let’s not get ahead o’ ourselves here.’

Sunshine stares at his fillyfriend. ‘Why? What is it?’

‘Well, uh...’ Applejack looks away and pulls her hat down.

‘Applejack. What is it?’

‘Yer not the father,’ the mare whispers.

Everypony stops their celebration.

‘Oh, my,’ Fluttershy gasps.

‘What do you mean?’ Sunshine growls.

‘It ain’t yer foal.’ Applejack glances at her friends. ‘Its Jimmy’s.’

After a moment of silence, everypony starts yelling at once. Granny Smith faints. Applejack screams and ducks as an end table is thrown at her.

‘You two-timing cheater!’ Pinkie shouts, her mane limp. ‘You promised! … James promised! How could you break a promise like that! I hate both of you so much right now!’

‘It ain’t his fault! Ah was the one who screwed up here!’

‘I don’t care what position you used! It doesn’t excuse the fact that you broke your promise yet again, Liarjack!’ She throws a rock from out of nowhere. ‘I hate you! I want you to die!’

Pinkie storms away, muttering curses. Applejack looks at her other friends. They are all quite angry at her.

‘Dude, you betrayed Twilight.’ Rainbow Dash shakes her head. ‘That is totally not cool. You’re on your own.’

‘I completely agree, darling,’ Rarity adds. ‘Everypony knows married and engaged are off limits.’

The two friends trot off together. Applejack keeps looking for any support. Sunshine pushes past as he heads for the door.

‘Sunshine. Wait.’

The bat pony stops. ‘Applejack. If you weren’t with foal, I would hit you right now.’

‘Sunsh-’

‘Shut up! You told me months ago it was over! I know for a fact he stopped seeing you back then too! Apparently, he was the only one serious about it! This was all your doing! This is all your fault!’

‘Gimme a sec t’...’

‘I was ready to give up my life in Canterlot to be here with you. How could you treat me like this?’

‘Sunshine, Ah...’

‘Goodbye, Applejack. I don’t want to see you again.’

The bat pony storms out. All that is left is Applejack’s family. Granny Smith is still in a faint. Big Macintosh lifts his grandmother to his back. The mare looks away, not wanting to make eye contact.

‘Ah’m sorry,’ Applejack mumbles.

‘Sorry?!’ Apple Bloom shouts. ‘Yer the worst sister ever! Ya get on yer high horse ‘bout family and honesty and integrity, and this is what ya do behind everypony’s back. Ah hate ya!’

‘Apple Bloom...’

The older sister tries approaching her younger sister, but Apple Bloom backs away.

‘Don’ come near me! Ah hate ya! Ah never wanna see ya again! AH HATE YA!’

Apple Bloom gallops out of the house, headed to her clubhouse.

‘Ya got a lota thinkin’ t’ do,’ Big Macintosh snorts, heading up to his room.

Applejack lays on her bed sobbing into a pillow. Her dresser is blocking her door. A gentle tap interrupts her crying. Applejack looks up. The tap comes again. She sees Fluttershy flying outside her window. The upset mare turns away and covers her head.

‘Go away!’ Applejack shouts.

Fluttershy huffs and keeps tapping the window. Applejack growls and throws the window open.

‘What! What do ya want!’

Fluttershy shrinks back. She takes a deep breath and looks into her friend’s eyes. ‘I want to talk with you.’

‘Why? So ya can yell at me too?’

‘Applejack, when have you known me to yell at anypony?’

‘It’s rare, but Ah hear it.’

Fluttershy sighs and pushes her way inside. She lands on the bed and pats beside herself. ‘I just want to talk, Applejack. … Don’t think about jumping from the window. I’d catch you and if I couldn’t get you in time, you’re too tough to get hurt. Not to mention, I am sure James would want to save his foal.’

Applejack looks at her friend. ‘Ah wasn’ thinkin’ that...’

‘Come and sit with me.’

The earth pony moans and sits beside her friend. Before anypony can say anything, Applejack grabs Fluttershy in a hug and starts sobbing.

Fluttershy pats her friend’s back. ‘There, there. You messed up, but I am here to help you.’

‘Ya ain’t mad?’

‘Of course I’m upset. You broke a promise, but you are also a single mother whose friends and family have abandoned her in her time of need. I could never turn my back on any of you, no matter how upset I am with you.’

‘Thank ya, Fluttershy.’ Applejack wipes her tears. ‘Ah really bucked mahself with this mess, didn’ ah?’

Fluttershy nods. ‘That is one way of looking at it. You are going to have to work hard to regain everypony’s trust again. I know how hard that is going to be...’

‘Ya do?’

The pegasus smiles. ‘I caused a bit of a SNAFU with James as well, if you remember.’

‘How long’d it take?’

Fluttershy pats her friend’s back. ‘I still think Pinkie hasn’t completely forgiven me...’

‘Ah’m surprised she didn’ kill me outright...’

‘Don’t worry about her. We’ll work on winning her over again when we need to. Right now, we have somepony more important to worry about.’

‘Who?’

‘You, silly.’ Fluttershy smiles. ‘We have to make you feel better.’

‘But what ‘bout Pinkie and mah sister and Sunshine… Sunshine...’

‘Don’t worry about him right now.’

‘Ah hurt ‘im so much… Ah really did love ‘im. Ah really did. Ah don’ know why Ah had t’ buck everythin’ up.’

‘It is in the past now, Applejack. Now, what can I do to make you feel better?’

Applejack hugs her friend and starts crying again. ‘Jus’ talk t’ me. Make me feel like Ah’m not alone.’

Fluttershy nods. ‘All right. Let’s see… Well, the other day I was visiting our friend Beaverton Beaverteeth…’

Applejack sniffles as she holds her friend and listens.

Author's Note

Welcome to something new!

This is the first of (currently) four planned 'Flashback' chapters. These chapters reveal events that took place after the end of TWP and before the start of Starlight Chronicles (or at least before the chapters they explain) but have an important role to play in the story. Most events covered are touched on throughout the story and are explained here. Most Flashbacks are short. All are important. If, down the line, you have suggestions for other Flashbacks, I'll consider them.

TWP/SCS Timeline: A couple weeks after the wedding, Applejack reveals she is pregnant to her friends.

Sunshine Apartments

Main Characters: Silver Spoon, Featherweight, Twist, Snails
Cameos: Read and see ^_^
Original Start Date: September 27, 2013

Silver Spoon drags herself home after a long day at work. She drops her saddlebag on her couch on her way to the kitchen. She gets out items for a simple meal. She stops, looks around to make sure nopony is watching, then gets out a bottle of wine hidden at the back of her refrigerator. The young mare sighs as she pours herself a glass and starts cooking.

Silver wakes to a knock on her front door. When she notices the position she is in, she blushes, hoping she did not disturb her neighbors. She pulls her forelegs from under herself, rolls off her couch, adjusts her glasses and answers the door.

Twist smiles and waves at her neighbor. ‘Good morning, Silver Spoon!’

‘Hey, Twist. What’s up?’

‘Just wanted to stop by before heading to my shop. I hope you have a wonderful day!’

Silver smiles weakly. ‘You too, Twist.’

The other mare prances away. ‘Don’t forget: we have new neighbors moving in soon. Hope you’re ready for the welcome party!’

Silver keeps up her smile and waves. A door opens nearby accompanied by a yawn.

‘Hey, Featherweight,’ Silver greets. ‘Heading out to work on a story?’

The pegasus shakes his head while yawning. ‘Just getting back. Need some food and rest. Scootaloo kept me up all night.’

‘More ways than one too,’ the young mare grumbles, heading into her apartment.

Featherweight stares, slowly processing what he heard. ‘Huh?’

After a nap, shower and power lunch, Featherweight is ready to get to work and do some hard-hitting journalism. The pegasus sits at his laptop reading a site. He laughs and shuts down.

‘At least that explains where Pip gets his excuses from.’ Featherweight picks up his camera and goes to the door. He sighs ‘I hope Shady hasn’t beaten me to the good scoops. I hate having to get stories from him.’

The pegasus leaves his apartment. He looks around, stretches his wings and goes straight to his neighbor’s door. After knocking and waiting for a moment, he receives a text.

[[it is open]]

Featherweight rolls his eyes as a yellow aura pulls the door open. He looks around the apartment.

‘Snails? You in here?’

A magical yellow arrow points towards the back. Featherweight shakes his head as he trots through his friend’s apartment. He swipes and snacks on some candy Twist left out as he heads to the back and downstairs. The pegasus enters a large laboratory-like room. Most of the room is filled with cooking supplies and large kettles filled with liquid confection. Off to the side, an orange unicorn works in front of an array of monitors. A server rack hums beside him.

‘How goes the war against trolls?’ Featherweight asks, stepping up to the array.

‘Pretty good, eh,’ Snails replies. ‘Getting a lot of discussion on your trip to the Crystal Book Faire last week.’

‘Mostly doubting I really saw Princess Twilight, right?’

‘They’ll come around.’

‘Thanks.’ Featherweight looks at the other monitors. ‘I’ve been meaning to ask about your app design business.’

Back in high school, Snails and Scootaloo discovered they had a knack for working with computers in addition to their special talents. While Scootaloo mainly uses her hacking skills to aid Daring Do on her adventures, Snails went to web and app design. When Featherweight started his blog, Snails signed on as webmaster and site administrator. He moderates much of the content posted on Featherweight’s blog while still working on projects for other clients.

‘I already told you, eh,’ Snails begins, ‘you have a good mobile site with forum support. You don’t need an app, eh.’

‘N-no. Not that.’ Featherweight rubs the back of his head. ‘Would you like to sell your apps straight from our site? I mean, you do so much for us already.’

‘Direct sells? Awesome. We definitely have the capacity for that.’

‘Yeah, uh, also, uh, Shady, Pip and I have been talking about it, we wouldn’t mind having you write a tech article for the site. I mean, I know you are busy with other stuff, so if you don’t want to...’

‘Sweet. Can I write about anything?’

‘Uh, I guess. You understand that stuff more than we do.’

Snails laughs stupidly, but with a hint of craftiness.

Featherweight backs away nervously. ‘J-just don’t post anything that will mean we have to flee to Deerope...’

‘Your site is safe with me, eh.’

‘I hope so...’ Featherweight sighs and leaves Snails to work.

Featherweight returns to his apartment after being out all day talking with sources, following leads and getting stuck in a tree while investigating a mysterious happening at Sweet Apple Acres. His back is sore from the hard landing when Applejack bucked him free, but he cannot wait to dig into the fritters she was baking by the mountainful. The young stallion reaches his door right as Silver Spoon returns to hers, carrying a bag in her mouth.

‘Good evening, Featherweight,’ Silver greets.

‘Hey, Silver. How’s it going?’

‘Not too bad. Would you want to come over for dinner?’ she offers. ‘I got more than enough.’

‘I-I don’t know. What would Scootaloo..?’

‘Two thousand bits a night.’

‘What?’

‘That was her serious answer when I jokingly asked how much it would cost to rent you for a, er, “throwdown”, if I needed one.’

‘T-t-two thousand?’

‘I could afford it, but I am not interested in screwing up another couple’s relationship. This is merely a dinner invitation.’

‘I-I guess dinner is okay.’

‘Wonderful. I hope you don’t mind Equinese takeout.’

Silver leads her reluctant guest into her apartment.

Silver Spoon stretches out her back as she relaxes on her on her couch watching a cheesy mystery movie. She yawns and scratches her belly, bored since she solved the mystery already. A bright blue flash fills the room. The surprised mare leans up to see Starlight standing at the foot of the couch.

‘Starlight?’

The stallion climbs on the couch and stands over Silver. ‘I love you, Silver Spoon.’

‘I love you too, Starlight.’ Silver Spoon leans up and kisses the stallion. Starlight slowly lowers his body to hers.

Suddenly, there is a knock on the door. Silver screams and rolls off the couch, slamming one of her legs into the nearby coffee table. She swears to herself at she gets to her hooves.

‘Silver! Are you okay?’ Twist shouts from the other side of the door.

‘I’m coming!’ Silver yells back, followed by grumbling, ‘I wish...’

Silver uses some napkins left out after dinner to clean herself and her hooves. She adjusts her mane and glasses then answers the door. Twist smiles sheepishly at her neighbor.

‘Yes?’ Silver snaps.

Twist backs up a step. ‘Oh, um, I spoke to the landlady today. She said the new tenants will be moving in tomorrow. Since it is the weekend, I was hoping to get everypony out to welcome them and help them move in.’

Silver sighs. ‘Fine. I’ll be there.’

‘Sorry for disturbing you. I hope I didn’t interrupt anything important.’

The other mare blushes. ‘I was just getting ready to go to bed. I had a really long day. Um, bye.’

Silver closes the door and limps away to get an ice pack.

‘Yeah. Bye...’

Twist groans and heads back to her apartment. She climbs onto her couch and lets out another moan. Snails snuggles up beside her.

‘Interrupted her personal time again, eh?’

‘That seems to be about all her time when she is home these days.’

‘Maybe a large gift basket of chocolate will calm her down.’

‘That’s my solution to everything,’ Twist huffs.

Snails levitates his mobile and starts scrolling through apps.

‘What are you doing?’

‘Looking for when the next time Shady or your cousin is in town, eh. We can set her up with a good stallion.’

‘I don’t want to play matchmaker for my friend.’

Snails rolls his eyes and puts his mobile away. ‘Then things are going to get really out of hoof with the new arrivals tomorrow, eh.’

‘You can say that again,’ Twist moans.

The young mare takes a deep breath and cuddles with her coltfriend.

The members of the apartment complex gather in front of the building as they wait for their new neighbors. Silver Spoon sits in the back, looking at her tablet. Twist arranges a gift basket for the new arrivals. Snails sits by the building’s sign, staring into space. Featherweight flits about taking pictures. The pegasus spots approaching ponies and lands. The others gather around the sign. Silver opens her mouth to comment.

‘Trust me,’ Featherweight interrupts. ‘My readers will love a piece on our welcome party today.’

‘If you say so,’ Silver concedes.

Two ponies trot up to the building. One is pulling a cart.

‘Welcome to Sunshine Apartments!’ Twist shouts to the new arrivals.

‘This is wonderful!’ Dinky cheers. She tries jumping forward to greet her friends, but the reins from the cart hold her back. ‘Pip! You can drag this the rest of the way!’

Pipsqueak helps his fillyfriend up. ‘But I just got a hooficure. I don’t want my hooves to get chipped.’

Dinky growls at the young stallion. A yellow aura lifts the reins from the young mare.

‘I got it, eh,’ Snails offers. ‘Let’s get you moved in so we can have cake. Mmm… cake.’

‘Thank you, Snails. You’re a real gentlecolt,’ Pip compliments.

‘Irony, anypony?’ Dinky groans.

The two unicorns start levitating the cartload up to the new apartment.

‘You two are finally getting a place together?’ Silver wonders. ‘I thought you couldn’t afford it.’

‘I got a promotion so now we can finally be together all the time,’ Dinky explains.

‘Promotion doing what? You never really told us your job.’

‘Somethings are better left unanswered,’ Pip replies.

Silver rolls her eyes. ‘You don’t know either.’

‘That’s not..!’ -- he glances at his fillyfriend -- ‘entirely a misstatement.’

Dinky glares at Pip. ‘And you’re not helping us unpack, why?’

‘Um, well, uh...’

‘Okay! Everypony in front of the sign!’ Featherweight calls.

Dinky snorts as Pip hurries to continue avoiding work. Silver groans silently as she joins the others. Featherweight balances camera on the cart, aimed at the sign. The pegasus gallops to make it to the sign before the camera goes off, but he trips and falls into Pip. Pip lands at Twist’s hooves. The start of him falling causes her to drop the gift basket on the prone stallion. Silver smirks and laughs to herself at the display. Dinky facehoofs as her coltfriend tries untangling himself from his friend and the mass of chocolate on his head.

‘Fuzzy pickles!’ Snails declares as the camera takes the photo of the building and its tenants.

Author's Note

Story Event: The title is based on the apartments in Hidamari Sketch, the Hidamari (or Sunshine) Apartments.

Featherweight's photo:

Winter Heat

Main Characters: Starlight, Del
Cameos: Night Light, Perfect Score
Original Start Date: October 25, 2013

Del presses her face against the airship window, agape. The changeling stares at the serene tropical scenery below her. Beside her, Starlight works on his mobile while Night Light reads a book.

‘This is so exciting,’ Del cheers. ‘I’ve never been to Bermuleda before.’

Night Light turns a page. ‘One of the perks of being the head of the Equestria Teacher’s Association. I get to schedule these meetings wherever I like. I figure it is a nice change of scenery from a wintery Equestria.’ He smiles. ‘Though we will have meetings, I arranged plenty of time to take in the beaches.’

‘A few years ago,’ Starlight begins, ‘mom and dad took me to a planet that is all beaches. It was around their anniversary. They left me in my hotel room while they were out doing something. Their loss. They didn’t get to meet all the cool crab people.’ He laughs. ‘Mermen.’ He sighs. ‘What could my parents have been doing to miss such a fun time?’

Del looks at Night Light. The older stallion turns another page. ‘They’re your parents too. Enjoy that realization for yourself.’

The changeling shudders. ‘Thanks, grandpa.’

Starlight looks up from his mobile. ‘Grandpa?’

Night Light keeps reading. ‘You didn’t know? Right before they left on their honeymoon, Twilight adopted Del as well. She’s as close to can being your sister without being a blood relative. … Or even the same tribe as any of your family.’

Del laughs and nuzzles Starlight. ‘Don’t worry. I love my big brother a lot.’

Starlight laughs as well and turns back to his mobile.

Starlight and Del chat in a hotel lobby. Most of the other patrons avoid the changeling. Some give her dirty looks. Night Light comes over, levitating a pair of keys. He gives one to Starlight.

‘Hope you two don’t mind sharing a room,’ the grandfather says. ‘I figure you’re both grownups.’ He pauses. ‘Starlight, are you making faces at other travellers?’

The younger unicorn raises an eyebrow. ‘No.’

‘Oh. Then your face is always like that.’

Starlight groans while the others laugh. A green unicorn trots past them.

‘Actually taking time off for this?’ Night Light comments.

Perfect Score stops and turns back. ‘My school is perfectly fine without my glorious leadership for a few days.’

‘Hey, Prefect!’ Starlight waves. ‘Do you know where your towel is?’

The other unicorn shudders. ‘What is that thing doing here?’

‘Del isn’t a “thing”. She’s my sister.’

‘I was talking about you, but that explains a lot too.’

Del bares her fangs at Perfect Score.

Night Light steps between his granddaughter and Perfect Score. ‘Settle down. Cheerilee is busy. Del is a new teacher in the district, and Starlight is showing her the ropes.’

‘First him. Now a changeling.’ The green unicorn turns away. ‘What’s next? Hiring a Diamond Dog to teach a magic class?’

Del growls at the leaving unicorn. Starlight sticks his tongue out.

‘Come on,’ Night Light sighs. ‘Let’s get to our rooms. We’ll have plenty of time to deal with him when the conference starts.’

At the first meeting of the Equestria Teacher’s Association, the new guests are doing their introductions. Some of the other instructors and administrators whisper to each other while Del talks.

‘...And I guess chewy chocolate bars too...’ Del thinks. ‘I guess I like all types of candy. As for...’

‘Thank you, Del. That’s enough,’ Night Light interrupts. ‘I think we all know you well enough now, as well as knowing your love of candy… Now, I believe we are all well acquainted. This will make our meetings the next couple days go much smoother.’ He stands. ‘I know this was a short first meeting, but it is best to get this sort of bookkeeping done first.

‘I still don’t see why you would let that thing in here,’ Perfect Score grumbles.

Night Light turns to the younger unicorn. ‘I remind you that she did mention that she was adopted by my daughter and her husband. I would suggest refraining from such inflammatory comments again.’

‘I’m just saying that it is a little dangerous letting a changeling so close to our nation’s foals. It could be a ruse to feed off the love and respect foals have towards their educators.’ He glares at Del. ‘Though how anypony could love you is beyond me.’

‘You’re lucky I’m nonviolent or else you might be missing a trachea right now,’ Del snarls.

‘Very charming attitude. I am completely reassured.’

‘Just because she is a changeling, it doesn’t mean Del will harm anypony,’ Starlight argues. ‘You know as well as I that Celestia granted changelings equal rights to ponies.’

‘I am not arguing rights. I am just saying that it might not be the safest profession for her, and, from what I can tell, she seems less qualified than you to be teaching. Who hired her anyway?’

‘I did.’

Perfect Score rolls his eyes. ‘That is a big shocker. Only you would allow a terrifying beast near foals.’

‘Enough!’ Starlight shouts. ‘Del is not a monster! She is a kind, intelligent and beautiful young mare! I am proud to call her my sister, and I love her with all my heart. I doubt you understand what that emotion is, but I am sure she could teach you.’

Perfect Score rises to argue, but Night Light magically muzzles the other other unicorns.

‘That is enough,’ the older unicorn barks. ‘Del has proven herself as a teacher based on the Education Department’s guidelines. Her tribe is not an issue and never will be. I suggest we drop the subject and move on or you will be finding the next airship out of here, both of you.’

Perfect Score sits. ‘Yes, sir.’

Starlight frowns. ‘Sorry, grandpa.’

Del pats her brother’s back.

Night Light shakes his head and sighs. ‘As I was trying to say before we got distracted, this meeting is over for today. Enjoy the rest of your evening. We will meet again in the morning.’ The older unicorn bows and goes to the door. He mumbles, ‘Now to find the bar...’

The other instructors and administrators leave the conference hall. Del sits with her brother while he waits for Perfect Score to leave. The young unicorn gets up in a huff.

‘Let’s go to dinner,’ Starlight snorts, leaving.

Del sighs and follows her brother.
…

Starlight and Del give their orders to a waiter. Other diners look over at the changeling dining near them. The siblings ignore the whispers around them. The waitress nods as she writes the order.

‘Oh! And can I get a big glass of apple juice too?’ Del asks.

‘Of course, ma’am.’

‘Thank you!’ Del smiles widely.

‘And thank you for not ordering meat.’

The changeling frowns. ‘I don’t eat meat.’

The waitress trots away. ‘Of course you don’t.’

Del grumbles.

‘Forget her,’ Starlight says. ‘She just doesn’t know you.’

‘Nopony outside of home knows me… Everypony hates me...’

‘Excuse me?’

The siblings look. A young filly stands by the table holding a magazine.

‘Are you the model?’ the filly asks. The magazine shows Del modeling a dress. ‘You’re really pretty.’

Del blushes. ‘Th-thank you.’

‘Can I get your autograph?’

Del nods and signs the magazine.

‘Thank you! I hope I can be as pretty as you one day.’

Del blushes brighter than her mane. The filly returns to her table and proudly shows her parents the autograph.

Starlight smiles at his sister. ‘See. Not everypony judges you by how you look. … Okay. That was a bad example because you were just admired for being beautiful.’

The changeling whispers, ‘I’m not beautiful.’

Starlight takes Del’s hoof. ‘You are beautiful. You really are a smart and beautiful mare. Other ponies either don’t know you or are jealous that you are such a wonderful pony.’

‘Thank you, Starlight. You remind me a lot of dad when you say that.’

‘It is the truth. If you ever need a reminder, don’t be afraid to ask.’

Del looks at her brother and smiles. ‘Can you call me beautiful again?’

Starlight laughs and continues complimenting his sister.

The siblings return to their room late in the evening. After dinner, they explored the resort, even catching their grandfather lounging by the pool. Back in their room, Del finishes a fourth dessert while Starlight does some work in bed. The stallion yawns and stretches.

‘I think it is time we hit the sack,’ Starlight says. ‘Gramps is going to keep us busy tomorrow.’

Del moans as she takes the last bite of her snack. ‘Fine...’

Starlight puts his mobile away and stretches out. Del smiles and crawls into bed. She lays on top of her brother, nuzzles him and kisses his cheek.

‘Del?’

She rubs her head on him more. ‘I love you, Starlight.’

‘I love you too, Del, but can I have some space?’

Del sigh contently. ‘I really love you.’

The changeling purrs as she falls asleep on top of her brother. Starlight groans and tries sleeping too.

Starlight yawns as he trots to the meeting in the morning. Despite his larger sister sleeping on him and scratching her fangs on him when she nuzzled his cheek, the young stallion is relatively well rested. His grandfather greets him near the meeting room.

‘Good morning, starshine,’ Night Light greets.

‘Very funny.’

The older unicorn laughs and checks his mobile. ‘Hopefully this will be a short meeting. I want to get in some windsurfing later.’

‘Windsurfing? You?’

‘If it is anything like sky diving, I should be a natural.’

‘What?’

The older unicorn smiles. ‘What? Did you think your mother was the only one who’s done some flying?’

‘Just hard imagining you jumping from an airship for fun.’

‘Who said it was off an airship or for fun?’

The younger unicorn looks surprised. Del trots up with a box of donuts. Night Light tries taking one, getting a flash of fangs as a warning.

‘You seem to be in good spirits,’ Night Light notices.

Del nuzzles Starlight. ‘I spent the whole night with the cuddliest little brother ever.’

Before Starlight can say anything, Del licks his horn. The unicorns’ eyes go wide in shock.

‘Del, why did you just lick me?’

The changeling smiles. ‘I used to see daddy do that to mommy all the time. Doesn’t it mean that I love you?’

Starlight coughs. ‘Y-yes, but it also… I mean...’ He looks at his grandfather for support.

Night Light rolls his eyes. ‘What he is trying to say is that you shouldn’t do that again without his permission.’

Del frowns. ‘Okay.’ She kisses Starlight. ‘See you inside.’

The changeling enters the conference hall. Starlight looks at his grandfather and whines. Night Light shakes his head and follows his granddaughter. The younger unicorn sighs as he enters the conference hall. Perfect Score watches disapprovingly.
…

The educators gather their belongings at the end of their meeting. Before anypony can leave, Perfect Score stands.

‘Excuse me,’ the unicorn says. ‘There is one last matter I would like to address today.’

‘What is it now?’ Night Light sighs.

‘I want to address some inappropriate behaviour of two of the attendees at this conference. Specifically, the relationship between Starlight and Del.’

‘Dude. She’s my sister,’ Starlight groans.

‘Which raises the question of why she was licking your horn.’

The other educators start whispering.

Starlight hangs his head. ‘Lay off it.’

‘I could tell you the same thing.’

The younger unicorn magically slams Perfect Score into a wall.

Night Light uses his magic to free Perfect Score. ‘Okay. This meeting is over. Everypony out. Now.’ -- everypony starts filing out -- ‘Score, Starlight, Del. Stay.’

The four ponies wait until everypony has left.

Night Light looks at the others. ‘Perfect Score, I don’t care what anypony does behind closed doors. It is their personal life. Bring this sort of crap up again, and I will bar you from all future meetings. Understood?’

‘Yes, sir.’

‘Get out.’ Night Light waits until the other unicorn leaves to turn to his grandchildren. ‘Del, what you did was highly inappropriate for a public display. Even if I hadn’t seen it, it would have still been wrong since Starlight is your brother. If I find out that either of you do something like that again, I don’t care what hell your parents raise, I will kick you out of the family.’ He picks up his pack. ‘Excuse me. I need to cool off for a bit.’

Night Light leaves his grandchildren alone. Starlight continues packing in silence.

‘Starlight, I...’

‘Del, I love you, but this made us both look really bad. I appreciate your affection, but can you tone it down a bit?’

‘I’m sorry.’

Starlight lifts his bag. ‘I’m going to need some time too, but I will see you later, right?’

Del nods, staring at the ground. Starlight sighs and trots away. The changeling whines once she is alone.

Del sits in the resort bar. A large glass of fruit juice sits untouched next to her. She lets out a sad moan. A sea green earth pony mare with light grey mane sits next to her.

‘Rough day, right?’ the mare asks.

‘You don’t know the half of it,’ Del sighs.

‘Actually, I do. Perfect Score is a major ass.’

Del look up. The mare smiles and extends a hoof.

‘Winter’s Howl. I am a spell engineer for Trottingham U.’

‘But you’re...’

Winter’s Howl rolls her eyes. ‘And you should have heard Perfect Score’s ranting during my first conference when I told him my profession.’

‘He’s a meanie.’

The other mare laughs. ‘That is one word for it. So, you and your brother?’

Del growls. ‘Shut up.’

‘Sorry,’ Winter’s Howl chuckles. ‘Barkeep! Get us something good and leave the bottle.’

‘But I’m not...’

‘With fangs like those, who’s going to argue?’

A pair of glasses and a bottle are set in front of the mares.

Starlight paces his room, staring at his mobile. The door opens, and Del stumbles in.

‘Del! Where have you been? I’ve been so worried about you!’

The changeling grins seductively as she staggers to her brother. ‘I’m right where you need me, handsome.’ She licks his cheek. ‘Are you going to be where I need you?’

Starlight backs away. ‘Del, are you drunk?’

She titters. ‘Maybe a little. Now, are we going to do this or what?’

‘Do what?’

Del’s grin grows. ‘Me, of course.’ She changes to look like Apple Bloom. ‘Ah can be anypony ya want me t’ be.’

‘Del! Knock it off! I’m going to see if I can stay with our grandfather if you don’t start behaving.’

Del changes back to normal and pouts. ‘I’m behaving as normal as any changeling is supposed to be.’ She sloppily climbs onto the bed and wiggles her rump in the air. ‘Now, are we going to do this or not?’ She simpers extra seductively. ‘I am a creature of love, you know.’

Starlight shakes his head. ‘No, Del. You’re my sister and drunk. This is so many shades of wrong that I don’t know where to begin. I mean, for starters, you’re...’ -- a loud snore comes from the bed -- ‘asleep.’

Starlight sighs and tries pulling a blanket from under his sister. He gets one free and lays down on the couch.

‘Wub vu,’ Del mumbles in her sleep.

‘Love you too, Del,’ Starlight moans. ‘Love you too...’

Del lets out a loud yawn and stretches as she wakes up. She looks around the room, finding Starlight eating breakfast at the table.

‘Morning,’ Del says with a smile.

‘Hey, Del,’ Starlight replies. ‘I didn’t know what you wanted so I ordered the sugariest cereal they had with chocolate milk on the side.’

‘Thank you.’

‘Del, about last night...’

‘I was drunk. Forget about it.’

‘But...’

‘And the other day, I was just tired from traveling and didn’t get enough sleep the first night. I was delirious. I wasn’t acting myself.’

‘I’m not sure I can believe you right now. You just got up from being drunk, you know.’

Del laughs nervously. ‘Changelings react to various foods differently than ponies. I was able to work out most of the alcohol last night.’ She looks away. ‘Twice. Over the balcony.’

Starlight cringes. ‘I hate to have the room below us.’
…

Perfect Score stretches as he gets up. He looks out the window at the wonderful new day greeting him. He sees the swim trunks he left on the balcony to dry overnight covered in a dark green slime. The unicorn grumbles angrily as he gets out of bed.
…

‘But, still, Del. The things you said...’

Del shakes her head. ‘I wasn’t in my right mind. You have nothing to worry about.’

Starlight gets up and heads towards the washroom. He stops and kissed Del on the forehead. ‘Thanks, Del. I believe you. Let’s get cleaned up. Maybe we will have enough time to get you another box of donuts for you not to share with the rest of us again.’ The siblings laugh. Starlight enters the washroom. He quickly ducks out. ‘No peeking, okay?’

Del smiles. ‘Don’t worry. I won’t do anything inappropriate.’

Starlight smiles and closes the door.

Del frowns. ‘No matter how much I want to...’

Author's Note

Starlight Love Triangle: Del falls for him.

Story Event: So Del has feelings for her brother. Yeah. That isn't odd at all. For fans of both of them, you have nothing to worry about. This will be resolved soon enough.

Thank you to tiberius for lending Winter's Howl to me. That's what you get for entering a fan art event! Deal with it! :P

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A SCS Hearths Warming

Main Characters: Starlight, Diamond Tiara
Cameos: Apple Bloom, Applejack, Satsuma, Del, Rei, Inkie, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Freya, Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara, Scootaloo
Original Start Date: November 29, 2013

Starlight Sparkle is feeling down. He is at the train station giving Apple Bloom a big hug. Applejack, Satsuma and Big Macintosh watch the exchange. The youngest pony lets out a big yawn. Applejack nudges her son to make him stop.

‘Please don’t go,’ Starlight begs.

‘Ya can come with us,’ Apple Bloom suggests. ‘Always room fer one more with the Apple family.’

‘Plenty of room,’ Satsuma groans.

Applejack bumps her son again. ‘Despite what yer brother was implyin’, ya’d be perfectly welcome with the family.’

Starlight gives an unsure smile. ‘I don’t know. It is your family, not mine...’

Apple Bloom nuzzles her coltfriend. ‘Yer practically family already. Ya wouldn’ be out o place.’

Applejack taps her son a third time. The young colt rolls his eyes. ‘Come on, big bro. It wouldn’t be Hearths Warming without you.’

Starlight takes a breath. ‘Maybe I’ll pop in.’ He taps his his horn. ‘Have time, will travel, and all that.’ He sighs and looks away. ‘I still want to find my own place for Chanu-Hearths-mas.’

‘Another weird alien thing,’ Satsuma snorts.

‘Kwanzaa.’

‘I know a little Zebra, and that makes no sense.’

The train whistle sounds the last call for boarding.

Apple Bloom gives Starlight a big hug and a kiss. ‘Still time fer ya t’ join us.’

Starlight smiles halfheartedly. ‘Don’t worry about me.’

‘Ya know where t’ find us, right?’ Applejack asks.

The unicorn nods.

‘Don’t get too lonely, big bro,’ Satsuma adds.

Starlight smiles again. The Apples wave as they board the train. The unicorn waves back before sighing and teleporting away.

Starlight rests his head on Rei’s kitchen table. Del sits with him, eating some leftover melon bread and drinking Ramune. Rei and Inkie trot from their room with a couple of bags.

‘Get enough gifts?’ Inkie asks.

‘Somepony has to while daddy is away,’ Rei replies.

‘But who has to deliver them all?’

‘Santa Pony. Duh.’

‘So, your dad?’

Rei covers her wife’s mouth. ‘Shh! You don’t want to upset Santa Pony or you won’t get any presents. He can monitor everything.’

‘On one planet we went to,’ Starlight says, ‘their version of Santa was five meters tall and breathed fire.’

His older sister gapes. ‘That is so cool.’

Her wife rolls her eyes. ‘Neighponese...’

‘Sounds like you’ve seen some cool things,’ Del comments.

‘Yeah… Mom and dad took me a lot of fun places,’ Starlight sighs.

Del looks at her sister. ‘Speaking of which, where are you going this year?’

‘Princess Luna invited my family to visit this year,’ Inkie replies. ‘Somepony’ -- she pokes Rei -- ‘seems to have told her mother that she would miss her so much when visiting her in-laws on their rock farm.’

‘And Luna as so nice, she invited us all to the palace,’ Rei finishes.

‘That’s fun.’ Del smiles. She looks at her brother. ‘I’m going to the Crystal Empire to see Shiny and Cadance with our grandparents. Are you coming too?’

Starlight frowns. ‘I was invited, but I didn’t accept.’

‘Why not? It is so fun there.’

‘Crystal berry pies,’ Rei drools.

The sisters salivate as they reminisce.

Inkie rolls her eyes at her wife’s behavior. ‘Why didn’t you want to go, Starlight?’

‘I don’t know. It just didn’t feel right.’ He sits backs and signs. ‘I don’t know. I just don’t know where to go for the holiday. Everypony I know is going somewhere different.’

‘Well, you just have more options than most ponies. Some years, we visit my parents. Some years, we visit Luna. Once, we even went to Cloudsdale with Fluttershy’s family.’

‘That was fun!’ Rei cheers. ‘You were so scared you would fall the whole time.’

‘If we didn’t get that cloudwalking powder from Zecora, we would never have gone,’ Inkie huffs.

There is a crash as the bottom of the stairs. Pinkie calmly trots into the room.

‘Inkie, I’m going to need your help carrying my presents,’ the pink pony states.

‘You carried them here fine...’ her younger sister grumbles.

‘That’s not even half of it! Since we’re going to be in Canterlot, I had to get gifts for Rarity and Spike and Sweetie Belle. I also got gifts for Twilight’s family for Starlight and Del to take with them. And tons of gifts for the air force to deliver to Dashie and Trixie and all my friends around the world!’

‘You can’t abuse the Equestrian Military for your own ends,’ Inkie huffs.

‘Why not? Luna lets me do that all the time,’ Rei argues. ‘Do you think I would be able to get half those games for Lucas if I didn’t have some weight with customs?’

‘Rei...’

Starlight stands. ‘I’ll help you, Pinkie, but you got one thing wrong: I’m not going with Del.’

‘Aww! Wait. If you’re not going with Del-ikins, then where are you going? Apple Bloom and your brother left a long time ago.’

‘It wasn’t that long ago,’ Starlight replies. ‘Besides, why weren’t you there to see them off? You must have gotten something for them.’

Pinkie looks away. ‘Well, uh, she would have been there too...’

‘Come on, Pinkie. It is Hearth’s Warming. It is a time where you put your differences aside. You know that. You’re a smart cookie, not a pudding head.’

‘I know… I guess… Maybe… The air force can send their presents too...’

‘Oh, Pinkie...’ her sister sighs.

Starlight looks around. ‘If you’re all ready, I can help you to the train station.’ He frowns. ‘I’m becoming a regular there today...’

Del hugs her brother. ‘Cheer up, big bro. You can always come to the Crystal Empire too.’

Rei hangs off the other side of her brother. ‘And there is always room at the palace. I’m sure the princesses would love to have you join us.’

Pinkie nods. ‘Exactly! We don’t want you all mopey like your dad was before Rei and your mom and me made him all smiley!’

Starlight forces a smile. ‘We’ll see. If anything, I can teleport wherever I need to.’

‘If you say so...’ Rei hems, dropping to the ground.

‘Don’t worry. Everything will work out for me.’

Starlight trots up to Fluttershy’s cottage. Fluttershy flits about looking in every den and warren in her yard.

‘Freya! Freya!’ the worried mother calls. ‘Freya!’

‘Lose something, Fluttershy?’ Starlight asks.

‘Oh, uh, hi, Starlight. What brings you out here?’

The unicorn looks around. ‘I just saw my sisters off at the train station, and I was sorta wondering what you were up to.’

‘We’re just getting ready to leave for Cloudsdale.’ Fluttershy sticks her head in a burrow. ‘FREYA!’

‘Little trouble getting Freya to come along?’

‘Whatever gave you that idea?’ -- Starlight stares back incredulously -- ‘Well, um, Freya gets a little overwhelmed by her grandmother’s constant surprising us. She hides to avoid going. … That’s my job...’ Fluttershy looks around her yard and scowls. ‘COME OUT!’

‘Sounds like you have your hooves full.’

‘Oh, maybe just a little.’ She sighs dejectedly. ‘Was there any reason you came by?’

Starlight kicks the ground a bit. ‘I don’t know. I haven’t been able to figure out who I want to spend the holidays with. I know I could teleport to see them, but I don’t know who to spend it with, especially since there are so many places where I could spend it.’

‘Wherever you end up going will be the right place. Um, please don’t consider it rude but...’

‘Let me help you.’

Starlight concentrates for a second then casts a spell. Freya shrieks as she appears on her mother’s back. Once she calms, she glares at her teacher, exposing her bat pony fangs.

‘Thank you, Starlight!’ Fluttershy gives the young stallion a friendly kiss on the cheek. ‘I hope you have a wonderful Hearths Warming.’ She looks back. ‘What do you say, Freya?’

The filly eases her scowl slightly. She holds Angel out and has her toy kiss her teacher on the nose.

‘Good girl.’ Fluttershy trots back to her cottage with her passenger. ‘Now, let’s get going. The sooner we’re there, the sooner we can leave.’

Freya gives a happy squeal and hugs her mother. Starlight smiles then teleports back to the library. He looks around the empty building covered in decorations and moans. The lonely unicorn checks his mobile for messages then drags himself to find something to do.

The next day. Starlight is out in the market looking for an open stall so he can buy something for dinner. Most of the shops are closed for the holiday. The unicorn carries a bag with his shopping. He leaves the market and heads back into town. On his way home, he runs into a couple friends.

‘Well, well, well. Look who we have here,’ Diamond Tiara comments.

Silver Spoon sees Starlight and blushes. ‘Oh. Hi, Starlight.’

Starlight waves. ‘Hey. Good to see you.’

‘What are you still doing here?’ Diamond asks. ‘I thought you would have followed Apple Bloom out of here days ago.’

‘It was only yesterday...’

‘What about Rei?’ Silver asks. ‘Are you going away with her instead?’

‘She left yesterday too.’

‘And Del?’ Diamond follows up.

Starlight frowns. ‘I’m here all alone.’

Diamond nudges her friend. ‘Now’s your chance.’

‘Diamond! Knock it off!’ Silver gripes.

‘I kid. There will be plenty of time for that at the party.’

‘What party?’ Starlight wonders.

‘The one you’re inviting us to.’

‘I’m not throwing any party.’

‘Of course you are. You have that big, empty library all to yourself. It is only proper that you throw a big party for all your friends who are still in town. Especially since the two most lovely mares in town just accepted your invitation.’

‘I-I-I don’t think that is a good idea,’ Silver stammers. ‘I don’t want to get in trouble with Apple Bloom again.’

Starlight groans. ‘You won’t get in trouble since there is no party.’

‘Nonsense,’ Diamond argues. ‘We’ll invite everypony left in town. It will be fun.’

Starlight hold his head. ‘Can’t you bother Scootaloo with this stuff?’

‘She’s spending Hearths Warming in Cloudsdale with Rainbow Dash, like she always does.’ Diamond pulls Starlight’s leg. ‘Come on. It will be fun.’

‘Ugh. If it will get you to shut up, then you can invite some friends over to the library.’

‘Yay!’ The pink mare gets out her mobile. ‘I think Ruby and Dinky are still in town. Maybe Snips and Snails too. Shady might be around...’ She dials a number and looks at the unwilling host. ‘I hope you are planning on getting more than just that. We’ll need a lot more for a good party.’

Starlight groans as Diamond makes her calls.

Silver snickers. ‘I’ll ask Ruby and the others to see what they can bring. Sorry for forcing you into this.’

‘Yeah. Well, what else am I going to do?’ the stallion grumbles.

Diamond Tiara waves to the other guests as they leave. Starlight uses his magic to clean up the library. After the last guest has left, Diamond plops down on an empty cushion.

‘So, what are we doing for the rest of the night?’ the mare asks.

‘I have to clean up, and you should be getting home.’

Diamond looks at the door then back at Starlight. ‘Kicking me out without offering me dinner? You need to work on your hosting skills,’ she scoffs. ‘I bet you don’t even have a spare bed ready.’

Starlight stops working for a moment. ‘Why would I have a spare bed ready?’

‘So you have some place to sleep, of course. You don’t expect me to sleep on a guest bed or a couch, now do you?’

‘I still don’t even get why you think you are staying over. You have your own place. All to yourself too, with Pinkie and Lemon out of town.’

Diamond frowns. ‘Like I said, your hosting skills need some work. If it wasn’t for me, your party would never have been a success.’

‘Diamond. Go home.’

The mare gasps. ‘You expect a defenceless and beautiful mare like me to cross the town in the middle of the night? I could be taken advantage of or worse! I will feel much safer if you give up your bed to me.’

‘Aren’t you worried about me taking advantage of you?’

‘Pul-ease! You are too crazy for Apple Bloom to take advantage of anypony other than your left hoof. I’m perfectly safe with you around.’

Starlight rolls his eyes. ‘You do know Apple Bloom and I use our bed for sex, right?’

Diamond thinks for a moment then shrugs. ‘Still cleaner than Scootaloo’s apartment. Now, what is for dinner?’

The unicorn groans and goes to the kitchen. ‘Whatever you make for yourself.’

Diamond scowls and growls at her host. ‘You really need to work on your hosting skills...’

Morning. Starlight sleeps curled up in his bed. His hooves are wrapped around Apple Bloom’s pillow, and he breathes deep her scent. His momentary bliss is interrupted when his mobile rings. He levitates it to his ear.

I’d like blueberry waffles with a side of tofu sausage and a glass of orange juice, Diamond says over the line.

Starlight groans and hangs up. His mobile rings again. ‘Get it yourself!’ he shouts.

His mobile buzzes as a text is received. [You need to work on your room service skills.]

Diamond Tiara lays on the couch watching television and working on her tablet. Starlight trots into the room, looking at his mobile. He sees his guest and snorts. A glow surrounds his horn.

‘Try and I break it off,’ Diamond threatens. ‘By the way,’ -- she holds up a bowl -- ‘you’re out of crisps.’

‘What are you still doing here?’ Starlight asks, sitting nearby.

‘Trying to get some more crisps, for one.’

‘Diamond. You know what I mean.’

The young mare sets down the bowl and returns to her tablet. ‘So, uh, what do you want to watch? There isn’t anything on, but whatever.’

‘Is there any reason you don’t want to go home other than trying to get me to wait on you?’

Diamond frowns and taps some buttons. ‘It is lonely there. Nopony to hang out with.’

‘What about Silver? Can’t you spend time with her.’

‘I see her all the time. Besides, she is spending the holiday with her mother.’

‘Then why not do the same? I am sure there is room at your mansion for you.’

Diamond’s frown increases, and she taps slower. ‘I just… I don’t want to go back there.’ Her frowns turns to a glower. ‘What about you? Why aren’t you out there screwing your fillyfriend in her relatives’ beds?’ She rolls to her back and moans, ‘If I had your magic, I’d eat out in Cloudsdale right now!’

Starlight grimaces. ‘First, eww. Second, you now have me wondering about the acoustic properties of clouds.’

‘They’re not that good, FYI. And quit dodging my question.’

‘Sorry.’ The unicorn takes a deep breath. ‘The reason I am not out there is because I want to be everywhere. I have too many options to choose from that I cannot choose any of them.’

Diamond sighs and nods. ‘Personally, I’d spend the holiday with Del, but that is just me. If I were you, I’d be busy meeting and memorizing Apple Bloom’s relatives.’

‘I’d love to, but I don’t feel right picking her over the others.’

‘I’m no better.’ Diamond returns her attention to her tablet. ‘I could be back at my dad’s mansion, every whim waited on, spoiled to my core… I just...’

‘Doesn’t feel right, does it?’

The normally-talkative mare only nods in reply. The two ponies sit in silence.

‘Damn it!’ Starlight swears. ‘Why can’t this be like any other year?’

Diamond looks at the unicorn quizzically.

‘With mom and dad, I wouldn’t have to make this choice. I could be there with Satsuma when he unwraps a new sonic, playing with Rei and Luna as they prank Celestia, and take Del to a planet made entirely of cake. All at the same time! But I chose to be stuck here, in this stupid linear world, when I am too chicken to pick any of my family to spend the holiday with!’ He kicks the floor, putting a hole in it. ‘I just want to see mom and dad again.’ He pulls his hoof free and starts casting a spell to mend the hole. ‘Sorry for that outburst.’

‘I think it is time,’ Diamond whispers, staring at her tablet.

‘What?’

Diamond looks up and smile halfheartedly. ‘Can you do something for me?’

Several years earlier. Filly Diamond Tiara sits by a grave, sobbing her eyes out. Her trademark tiara sits beside her. Somepony trots up behind her.

‘Hurts a lot, doesn’t it?’ mare Diamond Tiara asks.

‘What do you know?’ her filly self shouts back. ‘You didn’t know her like I did!’

‘Actually, I knew your grandmother quite well. She was a dear friend of mine.’

‘Bullsh-’

Diamond pushes the back of her younger self. ‘Watch your language. She wouldn’t want you talking like that. She’d want you out there, playing with your friends.’

‘I… I don’t have any friends.’ Filly Diamond tears up again. ‘I don’t even think Silver Spoon likes me.’

‘Now’s as good a time as any to make some. I bet you are too much of a wuss to tell Scootaloo you like her stunts.’

‘Hey!’ Filly Diamond gets up and faces her accuser. ‘What I think about that stupid blank flank is my business!’

Mare Diamond smirks. ‘Mine too.’

The Diamonds stare at each other for several moments.

Filly Diamond looks away. ‘Pfft. Whatever.’

Mare Diamond picks up the filly’s tiara and puts it on its owner’s head. ‘Your grandmother wouldn’t want you to be sad. She’d want you being the best pony you can be.’

‘But I’m a monst-’

‘You are not a monster! If you call yourself a monster again, I will find you and smack you so hard that you’ll finally lose your last baby tooth.’

‘I don’t have any baby teeth still, you bitch!’

Mare Diamond bonks her younger self on the head. ‘It is not nice to lie. And you are not a bitch either. You just act like one from time to time. Stop calling ponies “monsters” and ease up on the swearing. Seriously. At the rate you’re going, your swear jar could pay for college.’

Filly Diamond scowls up at her older self. Her expression falls, and she stares at the ground. ‘Will I really make friends if I change like that? Will I finally be happy?’

Mare Diamond nods and smiles. ‘All that and more. You’ll even see that monsters can be ponies too.’

Filly Diamond smiles up at herself. ‘Thank you.’

‘Of course. It is what you needed to hear. Now, go find your dad. He’s worried sick about you.’

‘Right.’ The filly looks around her older self. ‘You can get back to your coltfriend.’

‘Him? Ha!’ Diamond scoffs. ‘We can do much better than that.’

‘Duh. We’re Diamond Tiara.’

‘Exactly! And don’t let anypony tell you otherwise.’

Filly Diamond smiles and gallops off to find her father. Mare Diamond smiles as she returns to Starlight.

‘Like you could even handle me,’ the stallion grumbles.

‘Pul-ease. Scootaloo is twice the stallion you are.’

‘Are you feeling better?’

Diamond’s smile grows. ‘Yes. Both of us are.’

Starlight casts a spell. Both ponies return to Ponyville Library. Seconds later, Starlight’s glasses return as well. Diamond keeps smiling as she sits down and picks up her tablet.

‘Want tell me..?’ Starlight begins.

‘That was a little while before your father moved to Ponyville. I remember that because Silver told me all about the new clerk at the game store. I didn’t really give a flying’ -- a new mail chime sounds over her words -- ‘at the time, but I remembered once it was important.’ She looks up at her host. ‘I practiced that speech for years. I memorized everything I told myself. When I met you for the first time, I knew it was only a matter of time before I would be giving that talk to myself.’

Starlight shrugs as he sits by Diamond. ‘Well, I guess it is good helping out a friend. I don’t want to mess with the timeline.’ He takes a breath. ‘So, what do we want to do tonight while we hide from our family?’

Diamond rolls over and puts her hindlegs in Starlight’s lap. ‘Hoof massage but if you work above the knee, you owe me dinner first.’

Starlight stands, dropping the mare’s legs. ‘I’m going to get us garden burgers.’ He checks his mobile. ‘I hope they are still open. I’d hate to use time travel twice in one day.’

Starlight teleports away. Diamond huffs and stretches out again.

‘Starlight. Starlight.’

The sleeping unicorn groans and rolls over, pulling the covers over his head.

‘Time to get up. It is Hearths Warming.’

‘I don’t wanna,’ the young stallion grumbles. ‘Hearths Warming is stupid.’

‘Listen to your mother. You don’t want to keep everypony waiting.’

Starlight bolts upright in bed. His parents are sitting beside him.

‘Happy Hearths Warming,’ James and Twilight Sparkle greet.

Starlight hugs his parents, at a loss for words. ‘I-I… I just...’

‘It is good seeing you too,’ Twilight replies, hugging her son.

‘You’ve grown a lot since we last saw you,’ James adds.

Starlight stares at his father incredulously.

‘I meant as a pony,’ the older stallion replies.

‘That will do, dear,’ Twilight sighs.

‘What are you doing here?’ Starlight asks.

‘Is there a law saying parents can’t visit their son on Hearths Warming?’ James counters.

‘There can be,’ Twilight says. She hugs her son. ‘Though, the opposite would benefit the country more.’

‘I can’t believe you’re here,’ Starlight stammers.

Twilight lets go. ‘Not for too much longer. We don’t want to get in the way of your party.’

‘Diamond?’ Starlight snorts.

James smiles. ‘She had a little help.’ He pulls back his son’s sheets. ‘Now, go on. You don’t want to be as social as me, do you?’

Twilight rolls her eyes. ‘Oh, James.’ She nudges her son. ‘Go on. You don’t want to keep everypony waiting.’

Starlight smiles and gets up. He goes to the door before stopping. He looks back, but his parents are gone. He laughs and opens the door.

‘Happy Hearths Warming, Starlight Sparkle!’

The young stallion is stunned to find all his friends and family on the other side of the door. Apple Bloom trots over and gives her coltfriend a kiss. Rei flies over and hugs her brother. Del looks up from the cake she is eating to smile and wave. Satsuma tries to look unenthusiastic, but he cannot help but smile.

‘What is all this?’ Starlight gapes.

‘When we heard ya were unable t’ choose who t’ see,’ Apple Bloom replies, ‘we jus’ had t’ come and see ya ourselves.’

‘Thanks...’

‘You shouldn’t worry about making us happy, big bro,’ Satsuma comforts. ‘Just make yourself happy.’

‘This cake is delicious,’ Del adds.

Starlight laughs and joins the party. At the back of the room, Diamond smiles as she taps her tablet before putting it away and sneaking out.

Starlight cleans up after the party. Everypony has returned to their respective gatherings. The unicorn laughs about the unspoken fact that his parents brought them all to see him. He puts a bag of garbage in the bin outside, washes his hooves, goes to the living room and flops on the couch.

‘You’re making dinner tonight,’ the young stallion states.

‘Is that any way to treat your guest?’ Diamond scoffs.

Starlight laughs. ‘Where were you at the party? Everypony was there. Heck. Apple Bloom even let Silver get under the mistletoe with me.’

Diamond smiles. ‘I had somewhere important to be.’

Starlight yawns and stretches out. ‘How did you do it?’

‘Do what?’

‘How did you contact my parents?’

Diamond taps her tablet. ‘I have my ways.’

Starlight laughs again. ‘Why did you do it?’

The young mare smiles and leans back, holding her tablet to her. ‘Because I wasn’t the only one who helped set me straight. I was once taught that even strangers can be the greatest gift a pony can have, even if they are as strange as your family.’ She laughs and taps her tablet again. ‘Except your brother. He’s pretty normal.’

Starlight laughs and casts a spell. Diamond’s legs are surrounded by a glow for a moment.

‘What’s this?’ the young mare asks.

‘Happy Hearths Warming, Diamond.’

Starlight casts another spell. Diamond disappears and reappears in a cloud house. There is a scream.

‘Mom! I told you to knock!’ Scootaloo shouts, pulling a blanket over herself. She takes a second to calm down. ‘Diamond?!’

‘Scootaloo!’ Diamond gasps. A crafty grin creeps across her face. ‘So good to see you.’

The pegasus blushes. ‘I was just thinking about you.’

‘Then don’t let me stop you.’ Diamond’s grin grows. ‘Unless you want me to join you, that is.’

Scootaloo squeaks and nods. Diamond cackles and slips under the covers.

Bonus Scenes - Gift Exchange

Author's Note

Diamond Tiara's Timeline: Sometime before TWP, her grandmother died, and she gave herself a push to becoming a better pony.

Number of times Del ate all the food in the Crystal Empire: ? (due to the seven year gap)

Story Event: The title is a throwback to A TWP Hearths Warming (it being a reference to A Charlie Brown Christmas), where Princess Cadence tried having the Hearths Warming of her dreams with her family.

The idea of having Diamond be a fellow lonely traveler to Starlight comes from Holiday Cheer where Trixie filled the role with Starlight's father.

Full Moon’s Farewell Tour

Main Characters: Sweetie Belle, Moon Glow, Chrysalis/Full Moon
Cameos: Arctic Fox, Princess Cadance, Shining Armor
Original Start Date: December 19, 2013

Sweetie Belle and Moon Glow are on edge as they make their way toward a door in a darkened building.

‘I don’t understand why you have me doing this,’ Moon Glow grumbles.

‘This is supposed to be a bonding experience,’ Sweetie replies. ‘Now bond or I’ll stab you.’

‘I can see why everypony loves you with that cuddly attitude.’

‘At least I don’t have to remove the stick before I start walking.’

‘That’s because yours is wedged too far up there to get out.’

Sweetie smirks. ‘Not like Image hasn’t done his best to reach.’

Moon Glow stops, a flush covering the cream mare’s face. ‘You and he have done… I mean, you let him try your… I… EWW!’

Sweetie’s face turns pink from her white fur and red blush. ‘No…’ she hisses. ‘We haven’t done that, but what we have done is far more than you would ever do.’

‘I’ve done plenty with him!’

‘One. Date.’ Sweetie turns her nose up. ‘We were doing things before I made him ask me out.’

‘That is because you’re a sl...’

The younger unicorn swiftly kicks back as she stops at the door. ‘Oh. We’re here.’

Moon Glow rubs her sore nose. ‘What is the “challenge” this time?’

‘Kiss.’

The older unicorn grimaces. ‘I’ll turn around.’

‘Just because I experimented a bit in the past...’

Moon Glow shines red with embarrassment. ‘Not there, you pervert!’

‘Oh. Well... Dang. I mean! Just pucker up!’

The mares scowl and move close. They stop, neither wanting to make the first move.

Just a quick peck, then you may pass, a distorted voice says over a speaker.

The unicorns take a breath and lean in. They quickly kiss then back away. Moon Glow leans in again and gives Sweetie another kiss. The younger mare pushes back. The cream unicorn falls to her back, panting. Sweetie steps over the prone mare. Moon Glow wraps her forelegs around the more aggressive mare.

Sweetie looks down and smiles. ‘You’re much better than when I had to do this with Dinky.’

Moon Glow smiles and blushes. ‘I can see why Image likes being with you.’

The white unicorn smiles coyly. ‘And that is only kissing.’

Sweetie leans down and kisses her analyst again. The door opens. Ruby Pinch steps through.

‘Good news!’ the magenta mare declares. ‘You passed. We’re ready for your party now.’ She sees the two mares making out in front of her and blushes brighter red than her coat. ‘I’ll give you a moment.’

Ruby scurries away to give the others some privacy.

Sweetie and Moon Glow trot through the Philharmonica Performing Arts Academy. The other students part for the two mares as they make their way to the headmaster’s office. They boldly enter and sit at Arctic Fox’s desk.

‘Good to see you on time,’ the pegasus comments. ‘Also good to see you together for once.’

‘We had some bonding time last night,’ Sweetie explains.

‘And a bowling party afterwards,’ Moon Glow adds.

Arctic nods. ‘That explains why you failed to start your new mission last night.’

‘New mission? What new mission?’

The pegasus gives Moon Glow a folder. ‘Bit of a singing tour slash protection detail. The client requested to perform with you specifically.’

Moon Glow opens the folder. ‘Full Moon?! Full Moon wants to perform with you.’

Sweetie’s jaw drops. ‘J-just one of the greatest idols ever. N-n-no big deal.’

Arctic nods. ‘She should be waiting for you at the train station. You don’t want to be late for your next gig.’

Sweetie goes to a window and starts climbing out. She looks back. ‘Hurry up! This is the quickest way!’

‘I was never trained for that kind travel,’ Moon Glow argues.

‘Well, then, try to keep up.’

Sweetie jumps out the window and runs across the rooftops towards the train station. Moon Glow charges from the office as fast as she can.

Arctic laughs to herself. ‘Just wait until they see who the client really is...’ She gets out her mobile. ‘They are on their way.’

Sweetie and Moon Glow trot through a train car looking for their suite. The younger unicorn smiles as she leads the way.

‘This is so exciting!’

‘Doesn’t it seem a bit odd that Full Moon would want to work with you?’ Moon Glow asks.

‘Nope! Just somepony else who recognizes that I am going to go places!’ Sweetie squeals. ‘And this somepony is only the greatest idol ever.’

‘Okay, but isn’t this sort of sudden? We could have used some time to prep for this mission.’

‘Oh, it will be fine,’ Sweetie assures. ‘While I was waiting for you to catch up, I called home. Spike is going to get Rarity to send me anything I need for my performances.’

‘Good of her to support you.’

Sweetie stops. Moon Glow bumps into her. ‘We’re here. Okay. Take it cool. Play it easy.’

‘I’ve never met somepony famous before.’

‘Ahem!’

‘Well, I did know Image before he was famous.’

‘A-hem!’

‘And we do work with Octavia, Silver Fox, Lyra, Vinyl...’

‘AHEM!’

‘Oh. Are you here?’

Sweetie growls at her friend. She turns to the door and takes a deep breath. ‘Okay. Let’s do this.’

The unicorn slides open the cabin door. Queen Chrysalis lays on a bench, reading a magazine and eating a garden burger. She looks up at the new guests.

‘Hiya,’ the changeling greets.

The unicorns scream and slam the door shut.

‘Was that..?’ Moon Glow begins.

‘It is okay. It might just be a trick of the eyes.’ Sweetie slides the door open again. ‘I-i-is Full Moon in here?’

‘Technically...’ Chrysalis replies.

Sweetie slams the door again. ‘Okay… Chrysalis ate Full Moon.’ She takes a deep breath. ‘Good thing I wore my blades this morning.’

The young assassin pulls a hood over her head, raises a hoof and slides the door open. Full Moon looks up from her magazine and apple shake.

‘Will you just come in already?’ the idol snaps. ‘You’re causing a draft.’

‘S-sorry,’ Sweetie stammers, peeking in. ‘Just nerves, I guess.’

The unicorns nervously enter. Not seeing any changelings, they sigh in relief and relax on the free bench. Chrysalis drops her disguise and magically seals the room. The unicorns scream again and press against the opposite wall.

‘About time you show up,’ the changeling complains. ‘I got us some of those garden burgers you ponies seem to love while I waited, but you didn’t show up in time to have any.’ She looks over at the screaming mares. ‘You can stop that. Now!’

The terrified ponies sit and cover their mouths. Chrysalis rolls her eyes and turns back to her magazine. The train starts moving, making the unicorns jump again. Moon Glow nudges Sweetie and nods towards Chrysalis.

The assassin sighs and speaks up. ‘Wh-where is Full Moon, y-you fiend?’

‘Apparently, you missed my transformation act, Sweetie Belle,’ Chrysalis replies. ‘I am Full Moon.’

‘B-but Full Moon is a popular and beautiful idol. Y-you’re...’

The changeling snarls, revealing her fangs. ‘Short tempered?’

‘I was going to say “not a pegasus”.’

Chrysalis groans. ‘I see your attitude towards me hasn’t changed since the last time we met.’

‘Y-you know her?’ Moon Glow asks.

‘She foalnaped me and my friends when we were fillies,’ Sweetie snorts.

‘And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for your meddling sister and Twilight Sparkle too,’ Chrysalis hisses.

Sweetie sticks her tongue at the changeling. ‘Showed you.’

Chrysalis rolls her eyes. ‘Delightful.’

Moon Glow nods knowingly. ‘She does have a way with ponies.’

‘You should meet her friends.’

‘I am the one with the knives on her hooves, you know,’ Sweetie growls.

The other unicorn smirks. ‘Anyway, why did you pick us? Why would the great Full Moon want to perform with Sweetie Belle?’

Chrysalis looks at the ponies and smiles. ‘In my career as Full Moon, I have performed with the best: The Trio, DJ-Pon3, an unusually successful tour with Fiddlesticks. Now, I am ready to end my career as Full Moon.’

Moon Glow nods again. ‘I understand exactly where you are going.’

‘Which is why I want to do one last tour with the hottest rising star, the lovely Sweetie Belle,’ Chrysalis explains.

‘Now you lost me.’

Sweetie blushes, embarrassed. ‘I am honored that Full Moon wants to perform with me.’

‘I believe it will be a fun tour. Also, I am glad such an annoying pest from my past grew up to become a fine young mare.’

The white unicorn’s eye twitches. ‘Thank you.’

‘Oh, don’t be that way,’ Chrysalis returns to her magazine. ‘Del speaks highly of you. You are lucky to have a good friend.’

‘Oh, right! I forgot about you and Del.’

‘Who is Del?’ the other unicorn asks.

‘Del is my changeling friend.’

‘Ah. So she knows Chrysalis.’

The changeling glares at Moon Glow. ‘Trying to ignore your tribalist statement, Del is my little sister. So of course I am close to her.’

‘Oh, um, er...’

Sweetie shakes her head at her friend. Moon Glow looks away and snorts. The ponies’ stomachs growl.

‘Any chance of more garden burgers?’ Sweetie asks.

Chrysalis levitates a burger and takes a bite. ‘Not anymore.’

The unicorns snort and get up to get lunch.
…

Back in their suite, Sweetie grumbles as she eats a simple sandwich and salad.

‘As soon as we get to Manehattan, we are finding a good place to eat,’ the young diva complains.

‘Ugh. You’re so spoiled,’ Moon Glow huffs. ‘You always hate getting food when we go on missions.’

‘I have a hive to do my bidding and lived in Neighpon for several years,’ Chrysalis states. ‘I am completely in agreement with Sweetie Belle on the quality of travelers’ fare in Equestria.’

Moon Glow shakes her head. ‘What a bunch of divas.’

‘Technically, we’d be a duet of divas,’ the changeling corrects. ‘You pick up these things after enough tours.’

The cream mare grunts and gets out her mobile. ‘Anyway, I would like to get in touch with your manager to discuss the arrangements for the tour and performances.’

‘Don’t worry. I took care of that already,’ Chrysalis replies. ‘My stage crew is pretty good about taking care of everything I may need for a show.’

‘That is all well and good, but Sweetie has special needs that must be taken care of before she performs.’

‘I know you are just doing your job, but I have met all the requirements your employers set to hire Sweetie Belle. You just have to keep an extra set of eyes on our security and enjoy the show.’

‘See. She has everything covered,’ Sweetie agrees. She sticks her tongue out at her lunch and looks at Moon Glow. ‘Some analyst and manager you are. You had one job.’

‘Technically, I have two, and you were the one who picked that meal out.’ She turns to Chrysalis. ‘I appreciate your work, but what about wardrobe and sheet music and..?’

‘Oh, I know all her songs,’ Sweetie replies. ‘Del always invited us over to listen to the new albums before anypony else had them.’

‘Now you know how she got them early,’ Chrysalis laughs.

‘I figured her father used his magic time box to cheat like he always does.’

‘Ugh,’ The changeling grunts. ‘Anyway. About the costumes and stuff, we had thought Sweetie Belle would be free last night for the first show, so her sister arranged for all of that already. It is all taken care of.’

Sweetie smiles. ‘Rarity is always looking out for me, even if I don’t know I need to be looked after.’

Moon Glow’s eye twitches. ‘I think that thought should always be in the back of your mind...’ She sighs. ‘I guess you have everything covered. I’ll just work with your security and make sure Sweetie is ready to handle any threat.’

Sweetie yawns and stretches out on the bench. ‘I’m bored! Did you have Rarity pack my hoofheld?’

‘If she did, it would be in luggage,’ Chrysalis replies.

The young diva looks at Moon Glow. The older unicorn groans and gets up.

‘Bunch of freaking divas,’ the cream mare grumbles as she leaves the suite.

‘And get me some water too!’ Sweetie calls.

‘And animal crackers!’ Chrysalis adds. ‘Make sure they are cute!’

Moon Glow moans loudly from down the hall.

At their hotel suite, bodyguards get the doors for the mares. Sweetie takes in the room. Chrysalis drops her disguise and stretches.

‘Little dark in here,’ Moon Glow comments, going to the curtains.

‘Don’t open them!’ Chrysalis shouts. ‘You never know if a paparazzo pegasus will fly past looking for a free shot.’

‘We’ve been to a lot places and never had to worry about that. Probably because our security is so good,’ Sweetie laughs.

The changeling snorts. ‘I know the level of security your organization provides, and it is some of the best, but my changelings do a perfect job that only gets better with every tour.’

‘Is that so?’ Moon Glow wonders. ‘Care to put that to the test?’

‘What do you have in mind?’

‘If we can find at least one hole in your security, you’re paying for all our meals this entire tour.’

Chrysalis laughs. ‘Best of luck. I promise you’ll be spending all your commission and then some on only the finest meals.’

‘Oh, we’ll see about that.’

Chrysalis rolls her eyes and confers with an aide. Moon Glow whispers to Sweetie.

‘Excuse me while freshen up,’ the young idol says, heading towards the washroom.

‘Fine.’ The changeling goes to the bedrooms. ‘The rooms are this way. We should get plenty of rest before our first show.’ She opens a door. ‘You two will be staying in here. I hope you don’t mind sharing a room.’

Moon Glow nods. ‘We’ve shared worse when we didn’t get along. Might as well share the best now that we do.’

Chrysalis goes to the next room. ‘If you need me, I’ll be resting in here.’

The queen opens the door. Her jaw drops, and the unicorn smirks smugly. A changeling is tied up on the bed.

‘What is going on here?’ Sweetie asks, straightening her dress. ‘Oh my! Who is that?’

‘You know damn well that he is my security manager,’ Chrysalis growls.

‘What is he doing in your bed?’ Moon Glow says.

‘Winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore,’ Sweetie adds.

The unicorns laugh and run away when Chrysalis hisses at them. The changeling grumbles to herself as she unties her assistant.

‘Want us to find someplace good for dinner or just the most expensive place?’ Sweetie calls.

Chrysalis hisses again and slams the door.

After their show and a late dinner, Sweetie Belle and Chrysalis relax in a large bath together. The changeling sips some wine, though the unicorn declined the drink.

‘Always a great way to end a concert,’ Chrysalis comments. ‘Good wine and half a bottle of aspirin.’

‘You should get somepony to give you a hoofrub after a show,’ Sweetie adds. ‘I know those help me relax.’

‘Good luck getting your friend to give you one though. I, at least, have loyal subjects willing to help me out.’

Sweetie snorts and dunks her head for a moment. She shakes off, spraying water everywhere. ‘So refreshing.’

Chrysalis just rolls her eyes, uncovers her drink and sips.

The unicorn lays back against a wall and stares at the ceiling. ‘Miss Chrysalis, why did you choose me for this tour? I mean, why did you really choose me? I am not that good. I’m still just getting my first gigs on my own. I haven’t had any lead roles outside of Hearth’s Warming pageants...’

‘I choose you because you are the perfect mare for the job. You are a wonderful singer, and you know how to handle yourself on stage expertly.’ She smiles. ‘I’ve been following you since you began your singing career, or have you forgotten that talent show?’

Sweetie smiles and nods.

‘You are a specially-talented young mare. If my last act as Full Moon is to make you an even more popular idol, then my job will have been done.’

‘Thank you. You are a lot nicer than I remember from when I was a filly.’

‘You will find not all changelings are monsters. I would have thought you knew that by now. Didn’t Del teach you anything?’

Sweetie laughs sheepishly. ‘Right. Sorry.’

Chrysalis sighs then smiles. ‘You are pretty relaxed around changelings. You must see us a lot.’

‘Not really...’ the unicorn replies. ‘Well, except for one in my acting class. And Del. We always spend some time together when she is in Canterlot working with Rarity.’

‘Do you… see Del often?’

Sweetie shrugs. ‘As often as Rarity comes up with a new design for her or Fleur gets her a new modelling job. I’d say two or three times a month, generally on weekends so it doesn’t interfere with her teaching.’

‘Right. She is a teacher too. My little sister has many talents.’

‘I am pretty sure she likes teaching and modeling. She wants to be a good example of how changelings are not as scary as somepony who would brutally murder a cute cat thing in front of a young filly.’

Chrysalis licks her lips. ‘Those are so delicious.’

Sweetie looks sick. ‘If I puke in the tub, you’re cleaning it up.’

The changeling laughs. ‘My apologies.’ She pours herself more wine. ‘Are you sure you don’t want a glass?’

‘You’d definitely be cleaning the tub after that.’

‘Fair enough.’ She turns around. ‘Would you mind helping me wash my back? I can’t see back there easily, and some nights it just feels too good to stop when I use my magic to do the job.’

Sweetie sighs and comes over. ‘Fine, but only if you wash me too.’

Chrysalis laughs then moans contently as she gets scrubbed.

Chrysalis and Sweetie rest on a train ride. The unicorn tries to sleep with a pillow over her eyes. The changeling lays on her back and eats from a mass of fries levitating beside her head. Moon Glow enters the cabin with a tray of drinks. She shakes her head at the display.

‘You two are the laziest...’

‘You try singing three encores,’ Sweetie rasps, levitating a drink.

‘A girl’s got to eat,’ Chrysalis cackles.

Moon Glow sighs and takes her seat. ‘Anyway, we have a bit of a trip before we reach our next stop. How are we going to pass the time? Or are you just going to boss me around?’

‘I like that idea,’ the younger unicorn replies.

The older unicorn snorts her displeasure.

Chrysalis lowers her snack. ‘Actually, you can help me with something.’

‘Sure.’

‘What is it?’

‘What should my disguise be after I am done with my Full Moon act?’

‘Why should you give that up?’ Moon Glow asks.

‘I promised a friend that I would stop using that disguise once I was done being Full Moon. I wouldn’t want to upset her.’

‘Can’t you just be yourself?’ Sweetie follows up. ‘It isn’t like you can’t just go around being normal.’

The queen sighs. ‘It is not that easy. Yes, I am a League of Harmony member and yes, changelings are allowed to be in Equestria without a disguise, but I have caused too much harm as Chrysalis to be truly accepted. I know there would be ponies calling for my head for my past actions.’

‘That sucks,’ Moon Glow comments. ‘Is there any disguise you have used that isn’t Full Moon or Cadance?’

Chrysalis thinks then smirks. ‘Well, there was this one time not to long ago when I visited for Hearth’s Warming...’

‘The amber unicorn with yellow and crimson mane!’ Sweetie declares.

‘Bingo.’ The changeling laughs. ‘That is a favorite since I know how much it gets under Celestia’s skin.’ She frowns slightly. ‘Though… I wouldn’t want to remind her of a past failure too often...’

‘You can always test out new disguises on us,’ Moon Glow states. ‘Maybe a blue pegasus with red mane?’

‘Idiot,’ Sweetie scoffs. ‘Anyway, that is a good idea,’ she agrees. ‘Though, I think you should just be yourself. I think you are fine the way you are, and I am certain Del would agree.’

Chrysalis smiles and levitates her snack again.

Full Moon and Sweetie Belle attract a lot of attention in their hotel lobby. The older idol gets stares just for being who she is. The younger one gets looks for her argument with Moon Glow. They started fighting since they have nothing better to do while they wait for their room to be ready. The ‘pegasus’ watches the friends with great interest.

‘Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs,’ Moon Glow argues.

‘Oh my God, you're crazy!’ Sweetie yells. ‘They're so obviously mammals!’

‘Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.’

‘Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a freaking beard! They're mammals!’

The mares butt heads and growl.

Full Moon laughs. ‘I seriously have to ask,’ she interrupts. ‘Have you two ever bumped uglies?’

‘What?!’ the other mares shout.

‘We only kissed those couple of times! That’s it!’ Moon Glow defends, embarrassed.

‘Mares can do that?’ Sweetie asks, curious.

Full Moon runs a hoof down Sweetie’s cheek. ‘When we get our room, maybe I can show you.’

The younger mare blushes. ‘Senpai...’

‘What are you two doing!’ Moon Glow yells. Murmurs are heard. She looks around at the other ponies watching, filming or taking photos of two lovely white ponies staring lovingly at each other. ‘And will you knock it off! There is nothing to see here! Back off, you vultures!’

The idols snicker then start laughing. An aide comes over and whispers to Full Moon.

‘Looks like we got our room just in time,’ the diva says. She leans in towards Moon Glow as she passes. ‘If you hurry, I’ll let you join us.’

The cream unicorn turns crimson with embarrassment.

‘Don’t keep us waiting,’ Sweetie coos as she prances after her mentor.

Moon Glow holds back a scream while the idols pose for some photos with their fans.

Sweetie gets up in the middle of the night. She uses the washroom before returning to her room. On her way, she notices Chrysalis standing on a balcony. The unicorn yawns and heads out. The changeling is staring out over an active city. Ponies are still on the streets. Pegasi, bat ponies, griffins and even a few thestrals fly around.

‘Nice night,’ the young idol greets.

‘I always liked this city,’ Chrysalis comments. ‘So many ponies that if one turned up missing, the authorities wouldn’t even bother most of the time.’

‘Charming.’

‘Also, a number of ponies from Neighpon. I have a huge fan base. Always a blast to perform here.’

Sweetie smiles. ‘I like coming to Los Arion too.’

‘This is where you got your start. Did you think I didn’t plan it this way?’

‘Of course I not. I leave nothing to chance.’

‘Oh, really?’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Full Moon, Sweetie Belle and Moon Glow are at a fancy restaurant. The three mares examine their menus. A well-dressed earth pony steps up to the table.

‘Good evening madams,’ their waiter greets. ‘Tonight’s specials are...’

‘House special! All around!’ Sweetie declares. ‘Don’t even tell us what it is. We’re going going all in.’

‘Very good,’ the waiter replies.

The others glare at the young unicorn.

‘What? What is life without taking a chance every now and again?’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

‘Doesn’t prove anything,’ Sweetie snorts.

Chrysalis laughs and turns back to the city.

Sweetie looks at the queen. ‘Are you really going to do it? Are you really retiring once you are done with this tour?’

‘That is the plan.’ She looks at her cohort. ‘Changelings are being accepted all over the world. We have harvested enough love to last our hive a long time. Besides, I am getting too old to be an idol. It is a younger pony’s game. Another changeling can fill in if we need to recreate this trick.’

‘But what about your fans? Would you really leave them in the cold? No more guest appearances on shows or signings?’

‘I promised Rei I would stop...’

‘You can at least show them the real Full Moon. Let them know who you really are.’

‘I’ll be fine. It is better they don’t see the monster behind the illusions.’

‘You are not a monster. … Not anymore. … At least, not a very good one.’

‘Thanks, Sweetie Belle.’

‘Sweetie. My friends call me Sweetie. … My friends and Moon Glow.’

Chrysalis laughs. ‘Thanks, Sweetie.’

‘No proble-’ The young mare interrupts herself with a yawn.

‘Go. Get some rest. We have a big day tomorrow.’

‘I’m fine. I’ve done more on less.’

‘That may be so, but Los Arion is a demanding city.’

‘I can sleep on the way to Seaddle.’ She yawns and her head dips for a second. ‘I’m awake!’ She shakes her head clear. ‘Anyway, why are we ending in the Crystal Empire? I would have thought you wanted your last show to be somewhere meaningful.’

‘It is meaningful. I get to see my husband,’ Chrysalis replies, grinning evilly. ‘Also, I ran into the Great and Countess Trixie recently, and she would not shut her yap for one second about how she earned that damn title. I want to fill the crystal ponies with so much bucking love their freaking Crystal Heart explodes from the overload.’

Sweetie laughs. ‘I’ll do my best to help you reach that g-’ She yawns again.

‘Come on. Let’s get you to bed.’

The young mare nods as Chrysalis leads her back to her room. Sweetie climbs into her bed. Chrysalis tucks her in and heads for the door.

‘Thanks, Rari,’ the sleepy unicorn mumbles. ‘You’ll make a good mommy some day. I love you.’

Chrysalis smiles. ‘Thanks, Sweetie. Sleep tight. … Love you too.’

Sweetie gallops past her room a train. ‘Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!’

In the room, Full Moon covers her head. Moon Glow watches her friend running about.

‘Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!’

‘What made you think it was a good idea to do that?’ Moon Glow accuses.

‘It isn’t my fault!’ Full Moon defends. ‘We were in Seaddle! It should be a given that we get coffee.’

‘Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!’

The unicorn shakes her head. ‘She gets wired from tea. Light tea.’

‘I didn’t know that!’

Sweetie teleports into the room. ‘Hey! Look what I just figured out!’

The crazed mare gallops away before her friends can react.

‘Let’s just hope she crashes before we get to the Crystal Empire,’ Moon Glow grumbles.

The window slides down, and Sweetie drags herself in.

‘I don’t feel too well,’ the young mare states before vomiting and falling over.

Moon Glow groans and leaves. ‘I’ll get you some water.’ She looks back at Full Moon. ‘You are cleaning that up.’

Full Moon looks at the moaning mare on the floor. ‘We’re switching you to decaf.’

Moon Glow tours the Crystal Palace. Sweetie is sleeping in her room, still working off the caffeine crash. Chrysalis left shortly after arriving at the train station. Neither she nor Full Moon have been seen since. Having seen enough of the sights, Moon Glow heads back to her room. On her way, she hears a familiar voice. She follows it to a hall where Chrysalis is meeting with Princess Cadance and Shining Armor. The princess drapes herself over her husband and glares at the queen.

‘Well, it is relieving to hear you won’t be lurking about Equestria anymore,’ Shining says.

‘Oh, I’ll be around, lover,’ Chrysalis cackles. ‘Just not as Full Moon.’

‘He’s not your lover,’ Cadance growls.

‘I just wanted you to know that tomorrow will be the last time you will see Full Moon. Probably the last time I will be around except for League meetings and when auntie invites me.’

‘Please don’t call Celestia that.’

‘I’d say it would be a shame not seeing you around as often,’ Shining replies. ‘But I’d be lying.’

‘I don’t know.’ Chrysalis grins evilly. ‘I think I can still do a good Cadance impression.’

The princess snarls and hugs her prince tighter.

The changeling laughs and turns away, transforming back into Full Moon. ‘Good to see I still have that effect on some ponies. Anyway, I hope to see you at the concert. I have to get ready for a dinner date.’ She rolls her eyes. ‘That bet it costing me more than it should.’

Moon Glow hurries away before she is spotted.

Full Moon works on her makeup before her show. Chrysalis allows her horn to show so she can work on herself. There is a knock on her dressing room door.

‘I’ll be ready in a minute,’ the pegasus shouts. ‘Still plenty of time before the show starts.’

‘I know. That’s why I want to talk with you,’ Moon Glow says, slipping into the room.

The idol rolls her eyes. ‘Shouldn’t you be helping Sweetie get ready?’

‘You should know by now that Sweetie has a pre-show ritual.’ The unicorn blushes. ‘It was quite embarrassing the first time I found out.’

Full Moon cackles. ‘Ah, yes. Thinking of Image. Lucky him.’

‘I wanted to talk to you about the show.’

‘Worried I’ll chicken out?’

‘Yes, actually.’

Full Moon turns around to face her accuser. ‘What makes you think that?’

‘My role with Sweetie isn’t just her manager and backup. I am her analyst. You’re scared that no longer being Full Moon will leave you without some way to get back at Equestria. You want a reason to sneak in and get revenge for all the changelings you lost over the years. Without this, all you have are state dinners to get your jabs at Celestia.’

Full Moon smiles. ‘You’re cute. I can see why Sweetie likes you.’ She turns back to doing her makeup. ‘Yes, I am sad that I will no longer be in the spotlight. I am also scared that the love I have gathered won’t be enough for my hive in the coming years. But when I really look at it, I won’t miss it at all.’

‘I think you will.’ Moon Glow levitates a letter to the idol. ‘This was in the mission packet. I was told to deliver it to you before this show. You’ll miss the fans.’

‘Silly girl.’ Full Moon opens the letter and smiles. ‘This is from one fan. I get one of these every tour.’

‘What is it?’

‘My biggest fan always sends me a copy of a ticket so I know where to look when I perform a certain song.’

‘Lucky fan.’

‘Yeah...’

‘And would this fan be broken hearted if you left without revealing who you really are?’

Full Moon stares at the letter. Her ears twitch. ‘I think Sweetie is done and washing up. Hurry. She’ll need help with her dress before the show starts.’

Moon Glow sighs and leaves the dressing room. Full Moon finishes applying her makeup.

A packed stadium scream for the idols as Full Moon and Sweetie Belle finish their first song. Ponies from all over Equestria have come to see the diva perform. A lavender pony and a brown pony can barely be glimpsed from Cadance’s royal booth as she seems to be trying to block them from her husband. As the song ends, Full Moon motions for the audience to calm down.

Sweetie trots over to her friend. ‘I thought you were waiting.’ she whispers.

‘Trust me. This was how it was meant to be.’ Full Moon turns to the audience and waves. ‘Hi! Thank you for coming out!’ The audience cheers. ‘I have some sad news. That will be the last song Full Moon will be performing.’ The crowd boos. A grey earth pony has to stop a white pegasus from cheering. ‘Do not worry. That will not be the last song I will be singing tonight. You see...’ She looks out into the audience. A white unicorn with a pink mane nods in the middle of the murmuring ponies. ‘You see, I am really’ -- she drops her disguise -- ‘I am really Queen Chrysalis.’

The audience is silent, not knowing how to react to the announcement. Amy lets out a loud cheer from her seat, joined by Selene. Del, Lucas and Mimi lead Lemon Sorbet, Stormy, Trixie and all their friends in cheering from another part of the audience. Rarity, Spike and Image make up another cheering section.

‘Play Freebird!’ a sky blue unicorn with a green mane shouts.

‘Arr!’ the mysterious ponies sharing the royal booth shout.

Soon, the whole audience is cheering and shouting song requests. Chrysalis smiles and wipes away a tear.

‘Told you,’ Sweetie chides.

‘I know, Amy.’

‘I’m Sweetie.’

‘Right. I was was thinking of somepony else.’ Chrysalis clears her throat. ‘Th-thank you. This next song goes out to a very special pony.’

Music starts playing. Chrysalis looks over at Amy, winks and starts singing. Sweetie waves to Image and joins in. The audience cheers as the divas continue the concert.

Author's Note

Sweetie Belle Timeline: Makes up (and out) with Moon Glow. Tours with one of her idols.

Chrysalis Timeline: Reveals herself as Full Moon. Retires as Full Moon. Sings a special song for Amy.

Flashback: Exposed

Main Characters: Princess Celestia, Queen Chrysalis
Cameos: Blueblood, Luna, Del
Original Start Date: October 20, 2013

Celestia and Chrysalis trot through Canterlot Castle’s gardens together. The changeling is in Canterlot for a show as Full Moon. She drags herself alongside Celestia, tired after her last show. The princess laughs.

‘And here I thought your audience loved you,’ Celestia jokes.

‘Zip it, Sun-Butt.’ Chrysalis moans. ‘Touring takes a lot out of me.’

‘You always have a place to rest here when you need it.’

Chrysalis smiles and nuzzles Celestia’s cheek. ‘Thank you.’

The princess blushes and looks away. ‘Don’t act like that. Somepony could be watching.’

The changeling’s grin grows. ‘Care to make your sister and her lover jealous of us?’ She leans in and whispers, ‘I am a creature of love.’

Celestia freezes and backs up a step. Chrysalis laughs and keeps trotting along.

‘Must you always be this way?’ Celestia huffs.

‘How long have we known each other?’ Chrysalis laughs. ‘I think you’d be used to this game by now.’

‘I… I am just rusty at this sort of thing.’

Chrysalis turns back and goes nose to nose with Celestia. ‘What sort of thing do you think this is?’

‘Well, uh, I mean...’

‘Want a little kiss?’

Celestia opens her mouth to answer, but Chrysalis quickly licks the princess’ nose. She trots away, cackling up a storm.

Celestia growls and stomps. ‘You are so infuriating!’

‘But I didn’t even say anything yet,’ a male voice says.

Celestia turns to face a white unicorn stallion with a flowing golden mane. Her expression sours even further.

‘What do you want, Blueblood?’

The prince sweats as Celestia glares at him. ‘Well, uh, my stipend cheque was la… OH MY YOU! Is that Chrysalis!’

Celestia looks back. Chrysalis smiles, exposing her fangs, and waves at the shocked prince.

‘She’s, uh, here for, um, League of...’

‘Chrysalis has returned to drain our souls!’ Blueblood shouts, running away. ‘Sexy mares and me first!’

Celestia facehoofs as the prince plows through the guards as they move in on the changeling queen.

‘Back off,’ Celestia orders. ‘You know she is a League member.’

Chrysalis approaches her friend, after sticking her tongue out at the guards. ‘I have a feeling he is going to cause us a lot of trouble.’

‘You don’t know the half of it,’ Celestia sighs.

Celestia wakes with her head in a puddle of drool and a jabbing sensation in her side. The princess wipes her face clean as she sits up. Luna stops poking her sister and stares at her sternly.

‘Sister, we have a problem,’ Luna reports.

The throne room is packed. Press line the stairs below the thrones. Throngs of ponies fill the rest of the hall, curious to hear what Celestia has to say. Prince Blueblood gives an interview with one of the reporters. The hall falls silent as Celestia and Luna come out. The gathered ponies bow to their rulers. Luna takes her seat. Celestia stands at the top of the stairs. She glares at the prince before turning to the audience.

The princess clears her throat. ‘This gathering is to address the rumors that the palace has been visited by Queen Chr-’

‘What’s going on in here?’

The princesses freeze. Celestia slowly turns to see Chrysalis trotting into the throne room. Ponies cower in fear. Reporters snap pictures. The changeling poses for a few photos as she joins the stunned princess. The nearest reporter takes a step back when Chrysalis flashes him a fang-laden smile.

‘C-Chr-Chrysalis,’ Celestia stammers. ‘W-we were just talking about you. We were about to answer questions about...’

‘Our secret meetings?’ Chrysalis fills in. ‘They are quite enjoyable.’

Many photos are taken as Celestia turns red with embarrassment. Murmurs fill the audience.

‘Y-yes. Our meetings where we discuss League business.’

‘Oh, those are so boring,’ Chrysalis groans. ‘I prefer the ones where we discuss our relationship.’

More murmurs fill the hall.

‘Our relationship!?’ Celestia thinks quickly for an escape. ‘You mean the easing of relations between Equestria and your hive. The relationship between our respective nations.’

A reporter raises a hoof. ‘What do you mean by “easing of relations”?’

Celestia’s mind races. ‘Well, uh, stuff like...’

‘Allowing changelings to go out in public, for one,’ Chrysalis answers.

The princess turns to the queen. ‘What?!’

‘What?!’ a lot of the audience mirrors.

Chrysalis fakes pouting. ‘It is so mean for changelings to have to hide their true selves. That is why Celestia has agreed to allow changelings to be free of the burden of a disguise while in Equestria.’

‘Only if they remain peaceful,’ Celestia interrupts. ‘Any attacks on ponies or unwilling draining of love face terrible consequences.’

Chrysalis nods. ‘That is only fair. I wouldn’t want a bunch of ponies causing trouble when they visit my hive.’

‘Th-there are other proposals as well, but that one was the most important. We can discuss them further once a formal treaty is drawn up.’

‘But since the cat is out of the bag on this one,’ Chrysalis butts in, ‘it might as well go into effect immediately.’

‘That’s not really the best idea...’ Celestia warns.

Chrysalis frowns. ‘Really, Celestia? Haven’t my kind suffered enough?’

‘Well, uh...’ Celestia looks around. The audience waits for an answer. Reporters lean in. Blueblood lies on the ground, fainted. Chrysalis gives a slight smirk. Luna facehoofs and shakes her head. The Princess of the Sun sighs. ‘Why not? But be warned: not all ponies will be accepting of you right away. Do not drop your disguise if you are not prepared to face the consequences.’

The hall explodes as everypony tries to make their opinion heard. Luna goes to the nearest exit and motions for her sister to follow. Chrysalis smiles as she backs away.

Celestia takes a deep breath. ‘SILENCE!’ she shouts in the Royal Canterlot Voice. The room is instantly quiet. ‘I know the idea of living alongside changelings is upsetting, especially given our past relations with them, especially Chrysalis’ hive. But, she has proven to be a valued member of the League of Harmony and has helped Equestria and a number of other nations with incidents dealing with other changeling hives. I have known many changelings who live peacefully in Equestria whose only desire is to be who they are without persecution. I choose to grant them this honor because it is the right thing to do. Even if I feel my hoof was forced, Chrysalis is a friend, and I value her advice on dealing with changelings. I believe this course of action will lead to a more harmonious Equestria. If you can put your preconceived notions aside, you will find they are just like you or me. Let them into your hearts (not literally, mind you) and you will see they are just like everypony in this hall.’ She turns away. ‘Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have business to attend to with my sister and Queen Chrysalis.’

Celestia marches off, leaving the crowd to ponder her words and beg for more answers. The princess breathes a heavy sigh once she is out of the room. She is jabbed in the side.

‘You really stepped in it this time, both of you,’ Luna scolds. ‘I kept telling you that your late night meetings were going to draw attention.’ She snorts. ‘At least they think you are only negotiating and not doing anything improper.’

Celestia stomps and blushes. ‘Like either of us would try to do anything improper with the other!’

Chrysalis smirks. ‘I would.’

Celestia blushes redder. ‘You would?!’

The changeling’s grin grows. ‘Don’t sound too hopeful.’

Luna moans and turns away from the other rulers. ‘If you are done flirting, we have a treaty to draw up. A real treaty, not one made up on the spot.’

Luna groans again and rolls her eyes as she trots away. Celestia grumbles and looks away. Chrysalis laughs and follows the younger princess.

‘Chrysalis, wait,’ Celestia says.

The changeling turns. ‘Ye-’

Chrysalis is cut off when Celestia kisses her. She backs away after a couple seconds. ‘Thank you. Whether or not you planned this, we are going to get a lot of good done because of what you said today. I’m sure of it.’ She follows after her sister, leaving a shocked changeling. She turns back, simpers and shakes her rump. ‘And we're going to have to spend a lot more time together, so don’t get too distracted admiring my form.’

Chrysalis turns a brighter red. ‘Wh-what? I-I don’t admire your form! What makes you say that? Dummy! It is not like I like you or anything!’

Celestia laughs as she joins her sister. Chrysalis growls and chases after the princesses.

At a breakfast table, a dark blue pegasus mare with a long red mane watches a recording of Celestia’s and Chrysalis’ conference. A large grin just keeps growing until long fangs are exposed. Del jumps up laughing as she drops her disguise. The excited changeling gallops to work, getting screams, stares, more than a few photos and a non-zero amount of accepting smiles as she makes her way through the streets.

Author's Note

TWP/SCS Timeline: Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis publicly make peace. Changelings are allowed to travel Equestria without a disguise, as long as they do not feed on unwilling ponies.

Celestia Love Triangle: ~~James vs~~ Chrysalis

Chrysalis Love Triangle: Shining and Cadance vs Celestia

Luna Love Triangle: Still just Cloudchaser at this time.

Scootaloo’s Choice

Main Characters: Scootaloo
Cameos: Pipsqueak, Featherweight, Ruby Pinch, Princess Luna, Dinky Hooves, Meadowlark, Sunshine
Original Start Date: 09/01/2014

Scootaloo lands in a field in the middle of the night. She examines her surroundings. ‘Looks like I’m here first,’ she laughs.

‘Who said that?’ a Trottingham accent asks.

The pegasus gets on guard as she looks for the source of the voice. A light comes on. Scootaloo can see two figures approaching.

‘Scootaloo?’ one of the figures asks.

‘Bugger. Just yer girl,’ the other comments.

Scootaloo blinks as the figures come into focus. ‘Pip? Featherweight? What the hell are you doing here?’

The earth pony gets out a letter. ‘I was told to come here tonight. He and I arrived earlier this afternoon.’

The mare jabs her coltfriend. ‘So that is why you weren’t at my farewell party.’ She thinks. ‘Wait. I was invited to come here too. This is for Wonderbolts training, right?’

‘If this is for Wonderbolts, they are gonna be sad they recruited me,’ Pip laughs.

‘I-I don’t even want to join the Wonderbolts!’ Featherweight stammers. He realizes something. ‘You had party for something you didn’t even know about?’

‘Yeah! And you weren’t there!’

‘I guess this is the place...’ another female voice says. Ruby Pinch trots into view, lighting her way with her magic. ‘If not, then I have no idea why Scootaloo is shouting.’

‘Whoa. Wait. An earth pony and an unicorn got invited to the Wonderbolts? Come on!’

‘They were invited, Miss Scootaloo,’ a new voice says. ‘Not for the Wonderbolts, but for another illustrious group.’

A dark blue flash fills the field as Princess Luna and Dinky Hooves appear. Dinky is wearing Lunar Guard armor. The gathered ponies bow to Luna. Dinky laughs to see her coltfriend acting submissive.

‘It is good to see all of you gathered so punctually,’ the princess compliments. ‘That will reflect well on your training.’

Scootaloo rises. ‘Training? What are you talking about?’

‘We are expanding the Lunar Guard presence in and around Ponyville. You four were recommended by the four Lunar Guard officers in the town already. If you pass your training, you will join Miss Dinky for regular patrols in defence of the town and the surrounding area.’

‘Wait. Dinky is in the Lunar Guard?’ Pip asks.

‘That is “Dinky is in the Lunar Guard, ma’am”, cadet,’ the unicorn snickers.

‘Dinky...’

‘Also, that is “Lt Dinky”, Cadet Squeak.’

Everypony, including Luna, barely contains a laugh at the embarrassed stallion’s expense.

‘W-why us?’ Featherweight asks. ‘Surely there are ponies more suited for the job. I-I mean, I don’t even have bat wings.’

Luna smirks. ‘That can be arranged if you so desire.’ She gets a horrified head shake in reply. ‘You were each chosen because one of the Ponyville officers saw something in you they wanted to bring to the Lunar Guard. You can refuse this offer for training at any time. Whether all of you pass or none of you pass is up to you and your instructors. Do not think this will be easy, but the rewards are quite worth it.’ She looks at the recruits. ‘Who here is ready to take the first step?’

Pip steps forward. ‘I’m all in. Anything to help you, Princess Luna.’

‘Just don’t think that sleeping with your instructor counts as points in your favor,’ Dinky snickers.

‘And if it is unsatisfactory, you are allowed to deduct points,’ Luna adds.

Pip moans as everypony laughs at him again.

Ruby steps forward. ‘Why not? This could be a fun experience.’

Featherweight nods in agreement. ‘Y-yeah. I can probably get a good story out of this.’

Everypony looks at Scootaloo as she thinks.

‘I don’t know,’ the pegasus mare hems. ‘I was sorta hoping to get in the Wonderbolts, ya know.’

‘Honor, integrity, discipline. All values both the Lunar Guards and Wonderbolts uphold, dear Scootaloo,’ Luna points out. ‘A commitment to the training we offer you now would shine brightly on an application to the Wonderbolts in the future, among other perks you may unexpectedly gain from this venture.’

Scootaloo thinks again. ‘Okay. I’ll do it.’

‘Excellent!’ Luna bows. ‘I must take my leave now since I have other duties to attend to, but I will be checking in regularly. I will leave you in the hooves of one of your instructors. They are all yours, Miss Dinky.’ She teleports away.

Dinky examines the others. ‘Fall in!’ The others snap to attention. ‘Follow me. We’ll get you to your bunks now so we can begin your training bright and early.’

The unicorn turns and leads the others away.

‘Early evening, right?’ Featherweight asks.

‘Ask permission to speak first, cadet,’ Dinky snorts. ‘As to your question: despite our name, Lunar Guards do not just operate when the sun goes down nor are we all bat ponies as you commonly see in the recruitment posters. We are more like federal law enforcement crossed with military shock troops.’

‘Covert ops. Sweet.’ Pip comments. ‘Thank you so much for getting me in, love.’

‘First of all, it is very much out of line to address your commanding officer in such a manner,’ Dinky scolds. ‘Second, you, too, have failed to follow protocol. Third, if you want covert ops, join the royal guard. We deal in special police operations for civilians and shock tactics for the military. Finally,’ -- she turns back and sticks her tongue out -- ‘I wasn’t the one who recommended you.’

‘What? Come on!’

Dinky laughs and leads them onward. Ruby chats with Featherweight while Pip tries engaging Dinky further. Scootaloo hangs in the back, thinking.

Pipsqueak, Featherweight and Ruby line up outside of their barracks. Pip yawns loudly. Dinky and a bat pony trot up. Both are having a lively conversation. They stop in front of the cadets.

‘Where’s Scootaloo?’ Dinky asks.

‘She didn’t come when you called us,’ Featherweight explains.

‘Yeah. She was acting weird all night,’ Pip adds. ‘Probably just sleeping in.’

A shadow passes overhead. Scootaloo lands next to the other cadets and salutes the instructors.

‘Sorry I am late,’ the pegasus says. ‘I was up early for my morning workout and figured I’d stop by the armory early.’

The bat pony nods. ‘Good call.’ He turns to the others. ‘You can learn from her.’

The others mumble in acknowledgement.

‘Sleep in,’ Scootaloo scoffs. She looks at Pip. ‘Despite the condition of my apartment, I am usually the one opening the shop for Rei while she is still in bed with her wife.’

‘Enough gossip,’ the bat pony interrupts. ‘I am Major Meadowlark. You can call me Major, Meadowlark or Mr Sassy Shorts if you were in my graduating class and there for that magical weekend...’ Everypony stares at him in shock. ‘Anyway! My brother is the second highest ranking officer in your town and personally picked me to whip you into shape.’ He nods proudly. ‘So please do just that. I’d hate for him to yell at me again.’

‘You did fine with my class, Meadowlark,’ Dinky laughs. ‘Now, everypony fall in. We’ll get you suited up in time for breakfast. Scootaloo, you can go early.’

Dinky leads the other cadets away.

‘I’m going to need an extra large codpiece,’ Pip says.

‘Since when?’ Dinky replies.

Everyone laughs as Pipsqueak grumbles. Scootaloo smiles and follows them.

‘Mess is this way,’ Meadowlark says, heading in another direction.

‘Yes, but I am part of a team. We are supposed to stick together.’

‘Okay, but it is not my fault if all the blueberries and waffles and blueberry waffles...’

Scootaloo laughs. ‘Dude, I’m a future Wonderbolt. I doubt you’ll beat me to everything.’

The ponies share a laugh, hoofbump and head their separate directions.

After breakfast, Dinky and Meadowlark lead the cadets to a field with targets. A building with a sign reading ‘Armory’ is near the field. The bat pony wipes some crumbs from his armor.

‘This will be where we spend a lot of our time,’ Meadowlark states. ‘Day and night. We will be training you in multiple forms of combat from CQC to the traditional weapons of the Lunar Guard: our electrified claws.’

‘Does that include if we’re not flyers?’ Pip asks.

‘It is our standard issue weapon. Everypony must know how to use them, but you can specialize in another weapon of your choosing.’

‘Sweet!’ Scootaloo cheers. She reaches under her wing and pulls out her pistol. ‘I know what I am using.’

Everypony dives for cover when they see the weapon.

Dinky uses her magic to pull the gun from Scootaloo’s hoof. ‘Where did you get that?’

‘I brought it with me.’

‘How did you sneak a gun into camp?’

‘Daring taught me all sorts of places to hide a pistol.’ She glares at Pipsqueak. ‘Not there.’

‘I didn’t say anything!’ the young stallion defends.

Dinky returns the weapon. ‘Well, I guess if you are safe with it...’ She turns to Meadowlark. ‘We really have to review camp security.’

Scootaloo returns the gun to her underwing. ‘Ah, don’t worry. I’m an expert with it. Heck, Daring taught me to be a perfect shot while drunk.’

Dinky raises an eyebrow. ‘Do you mean that you are a perfect shot while drunk or that she was drunk when she taught you?’

The pegasus looks away and scratches her cheek. ‘Listen, she just taught me how to shoot, okay? Sure, there were times when there were booze bottles around when Shy called her husband on us, and there was the time Rei had to bail us out from the police station, but I’m not the one on trial here! What are you talking about?’

Dinky sighs and grimaces.

Pip taps his chin. ‘That explains the time you two barged into my family’s shop and made a mess in one of the backrooms, mistaking it for a washroom.’

‘That could have been two other really drunk pegasi who confused your shop for their own! You can’t prove anything!’

‘The smell lingered in the shop for months! You still owe us for cleaning it up!’

Meadowlark leans in. ‘You know, we can train you in the proper forensics to pin it on them.’

‘Ha!’

Scootaloo growls and shoves Pip. Dinky forces them apart magically. ‘What! This is combat time! Just getting started.’

‘We’ll get started for real after our warmup stretches, and your apology to Pip.’

Scootaloo huffs and offers a hoof to the stallion. ‘Sorry for hitting you and for your store...’

Pip takes the hoof. ‘Yeah. Whatever.’

‘Good. Now line up and follow my lead.’

Dinky starts demonstrating stretches for the cadets to follow.

Featherweight leans towards his fillyfriend. ‘Can I assume it is booze when you call me “Diamond” by accident?’

Scootaloo growls and whips Featherweight with her tail.

In their barracks, the cadets get ready for bed. Pipsqueak lays in his bunk, trying to sleep. Ruby cleans her armor. Scootaloo does wing-ups on the floor. Featherweight compiles notes of the day’s events. He sniffs a bit.

‘Can you please stop that?’ the male pegasus asks. ‘You smell sweaty enough already.’

‘Excuse me,’ Scootaloo snorts. ‘I missed my workout last night, so I have to go double tonight.’

‘And our training today was what?’

‘Barely a scratch compared to what Rainbow Dash has Rei put me through. Hopefully, it will get tougher.’

‘Speaking of getting stronger,’ Pip speaks up, ‘I might not have a nose of a pegasus, but I think you are getting a little ripe.’

‘And I think you should shut the buck up.’

Ruby sighs and sets her armor aside. ‘Come on, Scootaloo. I’ll go with you to the shower. Don’t want the men getting too pissy.’

Scootaloo groans and stops her workout. ‘Fine. Let’s go.’

The mares get towels and head out.

‘So, uh...’ Ruby mumbles. ‘Um, liking this so far? I was a little surprised I was asked. I’m not really that special. Just a farmer...’ She smiles at Scootaloo. ‘I’m not surprised you got asked. You were the toughest student in school.’

‘Being tough has nothing to do with it,’ Scootaloo replies. ‘You are clever. Your talent allows you to create unique new berry combinations. You’re a critical thinker. That is probably what they want in you.’

Ruby smiles. ‘Thank you.’

They reach the showers and head in. They hear water running and somepony singing.

‘I’m the W-two O. N and an A. No princess raises the moon quite like me! I’m Woonalicious!’

The young mares stare in shock. ‘Princess!?’

Luna looks from her shower stall. An opossum sits on her head, scrubbing itself. ‘Ah! Girls! Wonderful to see you! How is training treating you?’

‘It is just the first day,’ Scootaloo replies. ‘What are you doing here?’

‘If you are to become part of my taskforce, I must keep an eye or two on your progress.’ She smiles craftily. ‘Plus, tonight begins your special training. Even if you do not join the Lunar Guard, what I will be teaching you may save your life.’

‘Cool,’ Scootaloo comments.

Ruby stares in bewilderment. ‘There is a giant rodent on your head.’

Luna glances up. ‘You mean Senor Reginald Tiberius Carvajal the Third? He’s my mascot. Isn’t he adorable?’

‘... He’s something.’

Luna sniffs. ‘What is that horrible smell?’

Scootaloo gets in a shower. ‘I’m taking care of that! Okay!’

Ruby laughs as she starts her shower as well.

‘Pipsqueak, wake up.’

The stallion groans as he drools into his pillow.

‘Young Master Pipsqueak. Arise.’

Pip jumps to attention. ‘Yes, Princess Luna!’ He looks around and sees the others and the princess in blank void. ‘What are ya doing here?’

‘This is part of your training, Master Pip,’ Luna replies.

‘Taking over the Matrix, are we?’

‘Not quite. This is the Dream Realm. This is how I monitor everypony’s dreams, and how the Lunar Guard alerts me to any immediate disaster.’

‘By sleeping?’ Pipsqueak hoofpumps. ‘I get paid to sleep now! In your face, Starlight!’

‘Careful with that name, Pip,’ Luna warns. ‘He has a way of hearing you… I believe he got that from his father...’

‘So what do we do here?’ Featherweight asks.

‘Ah! By using the Dream Realm, I am alerted to any disturbances and can link minds with individuals needing help. Nightmares are a common threat, especially around finals. Canterlot lights up twice a year...’ The princess sighs. ‘All Lunar Guards are trained in lucid dreaming. That is like a beacon to me. Too powerful a dream, the dreamer’s psyche could be in danger.’

‘So if my imagination is out of control, you stop me?’ Ruby wonders.

‘In a sense. Lunar Guards use the method to alert me and report any dangers, suspicious actions, and pending threats that I may need to warn my sister about.’

The unicorn nods. ‘Makes sense. How do we do it?’

‘It takes practice, and I will be showing you many different techniques for reaching a lucid state quickly. Though if memory serves me, I believe Scootaloo has some experience in the field.’

‘Are you saying I can make anything I want in my dreams?’

‘Correct. With a little practice, everypony here will be able to do the same.’

‘So, you might as well get started,’ Diamond Tiara states. ‘It is awfully boring here.’

Everypony stares at the new pony.

‘What? You never saw somepony this perfect before?’

Pip facehoofs. ‘Great. First thing she thinks of is her. This is how I want to spend my night.’

Diamond steps over to the young stallion and pushes him back. ‘You couldn’t handle me for one hour of one night.’

‘That is enough,’ Luna interrupts. ‘Everypony, gather for your training. Scootaloo, you may wait this one out if you want.’

Scootaloo nods as the princess leads the others away. Featherweight stops by his fillyfriend.

‘First thing you think of is her?’

Diamond smirks. ‘Jealous much?’

Featherweight rolls his eyes and goes to train. Scootaloo moans. The illusion rubs against her.

‘Want to go fool around?’

Meadowlark and Dinky lead the cadets in their combat training. Scootaloo and Pipsqueak hold pads for Ruby and Featherweight to attack with fake claws.

‘Great hit, Ruby! Keep it up!’ Scootaloo encourages.

‘I don’t know if I can go on much longer,’ the other mare pants.

‘Come on. You have more meat on you than the colts do. Give it all you got.’

‘Are you saying I’m fat?’

‘No, just saying you’re bulkier than them.’

‘Hey! I may not be a twig like your coltfriend, but I am not a cow.’

‘Course not. Yer an unicorn. Now give me some beefy unicorn muscle.’

Ruby growls, charges her hoof with her magic and swings a punch. The blow barely misses the pad and catches Scootaloo in the neck. She hits the ground, wooden claw still in her throat, before anypony realizes what happened.

‘Oh my Luna!’ Ruby shouts.

‘MEDIC!’ Meadowlark calls, flying off.

‘Dude! What the he-?’ Pip interrupts himself to eject his breakfast all over the training grounds.

Dinky pushes her panicking friend aside. ‘Back off. Let me see. I’ve practiced some field medicine.’

Featherweight looks over, having abandoned his claws for his journal. ‘She’ll be fine,’ he says nonchalantly. ‘She had a big breakfast.’

‘How can you be so calm!’ Ruby yells. ‘I just stabbed your fillyfriend in the neck.’

The pegasus stallion grumbles and goes to his fillyfriend. He reaches out and pulls the training instrument free. Ruby shrieks at all the blood.

‘Careful with that!’ Dinky warns.

‘It’s fine.’ Featherweight taps Scootaloo. ‘Come on. Get up. Just walk it off.’

‘What the hell!’ the unicorns scream.

Scootaloo groans and holds her neck. The puncture wounds close up.

‘What the hell!’ the unicorns scream louder, backing away as fast as they can. Dinky trips over her fainted coltfriend while Ruby slips in his mess.

Scootaloo winces as she stretches her neck while sitting up. She taps the closed wound and wipes the blood away. ‘Told ya that ya had it in ya.’

‘Never fear,’ Meadowlark calls. ‘Medics are… Zombie!’

The bat pony flies away in terror. The medics rush to Scootaloo.

‘I’m fine. I’m fine,’ she assures. She sees Pip on the ground. ‘He might need some help though.’

The medics leave the pegasi. Dinky trots to her friends.

‘Do you mind explaining what is going on here?’ the officer demands.

Scootaloo grins sheepishly. ‘Well…’

Late at night, Scootaloo lands outside of the cafeteria. She looks around and gets a set of lockpicks from under her wing. After a couple moments, the door opens.

‘Not only are you going to have to wash again, but you may wish to brush your teeth as well.’

Scootaloo jumps and spins around. Luna smiles at the surprised mare.

‘I quite enjoy a midnight snack as well; though most nights, those are my second meal of the day.’

‘Right. Yeah. I like having a quick bite after a fly,’ the younger mare agrees. She and Luna enter the mess hall. She stops. ‘You’re not here to train us more, are you?’

‘Do you wish me to?’

Scootaloo rolls her eyes. ‘Totally. I’m not in enough trouble with Featherweight for imagining Diamond already.’

Luna laughs. ‘Young love is full of delightful follies. Just don’t let him freeze all the Earth Pony Tribe’s crops as a misguided act of romance.’

‘What?’

The princess smiles and gets some cake from the kitchen. ‘Even princesses can make mistakes when it comes to romance.’ She starts eating. ‘I hear you had a little incident earlier.’

Scootaloo touches her neck. ‘Pushed Ruby a little too hard. It was only a flesh wound.’

‘You demand a lot from the others, don’t you?’

‘I’m only asking for what I know they have.’

‘Do you think you will all pass?’

‘Maybe. I hope so.’ Scootaloo take a bite of cake. She chews slowly, swallows and looks away. ‘I’m not sure about Featherweight. I think he is doing this all for a story.’ She sighs. ‘I wouldn’t want to see him in combat either, to be honest. I’d hate to lose him.’

‘And what about the others?’

‘Pip will rush out in the first wave if you tell him to and Ruby…’ She looks at the princess. ‘The Lunar Guard does police work, right? I think she’d be better in a support role than what the Guard normally does.’

‘If you could do it all yourself, would you?’

‘Hell yeah! Oops. Uh, sorry.’

‘It is okay. Go on.’

‘Well, uh, you know about my self-healing, right? Daring trained me in things Sweetie Belle dreams of doing, and I can take more hits than a Celestia-class airship. Why risk others when you have somepony that can do it all?’

‘So, you would fight so others don’t have to?’

‘Didn’t I just say that?’

Luna smiles. ‘Anyway, how has Rainbow Dash been? Heard from her lately?’

Meadowlark and Ruby lead the cadets into a cabin. The interior is a complete mess. Books are strewn everywhere. Clothes hang out of a dresser. A window is cracked. The bed looks like it has been upturned.

‘Lunar Guard must be able to aid local police services,’ Meadowlark states. ‘Part of that aid is crime scene investigations. You will have one hour to draw as many conclusions about the crime that took place in this room. Report anything you find, but do not disturb the scene. You may begin.’

The cadets make their way around the room. Pipsqueak bends down to look under a desk. Ruby scans every surface with her magic. Featherweight gets out his notepad and jots down what he sees. Scootaloo casually glances around.

‘There was no crime here,’ the pegasus mare states.

‘What? Are you sure?’ Dinky asks.

‘Positive. That is unless you consider Daring getting plastered and clopping a crime.’

‘Uh… How do you know that is what happened?’

‘We received reports of suspicious sounds,’ Meadowlark adds. ‘When we investigated, the window was open. We figured this was a perfect training scenario and not some made-up show.’

‘Well, it should be pretty obvious, but I live with her so I know the signs.’ She points to a small kitchen. ‘Fridge is open, but nothing seems to be missing. That is, until you check behind the bed and find a couple empty whiskey bottles. The open window is to air out the room and hide the smell.’

Featherweight nods. ‘I smell it too.’ He sniffs. ‘I’d say about two bottles worth.’

‘Light night.’ Scootaloo points to the bookshelf. ‘The books are knocked down, but there is only one missing: “Enigmatic Scientist”. The recent reprint where she added all the sex scenes back to the story.’ She points to a chair Pip is leaning against. ‘The book is over there, likely opened to the shower scene. Not to mention, the chair looks a little sticky.’

Pip recoils and moans as he looks at his hoof.

‘And you’ll probably find the used tissues...’

‘Found them!’ Ruby says, looking under the desk. ‘... Yeah. I ain’t even touching them with my magic.’

‘But… Daring wasn’t here recently. This was all reported last night.’ Meadowlark argues.

Scootaloo stare blankly. ‘You make it seem like Daring can’t drop two bottles of whiskey in one night.’

Pip nods. ‘She is a mare of many talents.’ He strokes his goatee, then realizes where his hoof just was. ‘GAH!’

Dinky glares at her coltfriend. ‘Maybe now you will shave the damn thing.’

Meadowlark moans over the failed exercise. ‘Everypony take an early lunch. We’ll meet back for weapons training afterwards.’

The cadets file out of the cabin. Dinky catches up with them.

‘Scootaloo, how did you really know this wasn’t a crime?’ Dinky asks.

‘I live with her back in Ponyville. You think this is the first time I’ve seen this happen?’ She huffs, ‘Just be glad she doesn’t owe you any new WiiMotes.’

‘UGH!’ Pip recoils.

‘That’s why you gave those to me!’ Featherweight gapes.

‘They can fit there?’ Ruby wonders.

‘I’m not hearing this!’ Pip shouts covering his ears.

‘You never want to hear about it when it comes to this,’ Dinky grumbles.

‘Not when it comes to you, love.’ Pip puts a hoof around Dinky. ‘I love talking sex with you.’

Dinky stops. ‘Where was that hoof last?’

‘Uh...’

‘I know somepony who isn’t getting any for a very long time.’

Pipsqueak moans again as his friends leave him behind.

Late in the afternoon, the cadets are doing target practice on a shooting range. Featherweight sits at the back, resting a wing after some nasty kickback from the rifle he was using. Ruby uses her magic to control a pistol she is using. Pipsqueak laughs as he gets another bullseye with his pistol.

Scootaloo removes the magazine from her gun, sets them down and backs away from the weapon. ‘I’m going to get a bottle of water. Anypony need anything?’

‘Waters all around would be great,’ Dinky replies. ‘Thanks for doing this.’

The other mare smiles. ‘No prob.’

Scootaloo kicks off the ground and flies away. Pip finishes his round and sets his gun down.

‘This is great!’ the young stallion cheers. ‘I’m a natural. Hey! Let’s see if I can make a shot blindfolded!’

Before anypony can object, Pip reloads his pistol, takes aim, covers his eyes and fires. There is a loud thud as Scootaloo falls back to earth.

‘Medic!’ Meadowlark shouts, flying off.

Scootaloo groans, sitting up and holding the rapidly closing hole in her head. ‘OW! That really bucking hurt! Who’s the stupid bucker that didn’t watch what the buck he was doing before firing his bucking gun!’

Everypony points to Pip. The stallion screams like a young filly as Scootaloo tackles him and starts beating him. Meadowlark returns with the medic. Dinky stops them.

‘Hold on,’ she warns. ‘You don’t want to piss her off even more.’

The cadets line up outside of the mess hall after breakfast. Pipsqueak has a leg in a sling and a black eye. Scootaloo stands at the opposite end of the group from him. Dinky and Meadowlark trot up with another bat pony.

‘A bit of a change in your training today,’ Meadowlark says. ‘Instead of our usual routine, all you will have to do is talk.’

‘Thank Luna,’ Pip sighs.

‘Talk, or any other activity you wish to do with our special guest: my brother, Sunshine.’

Sunshine bows. ‘It is great to see you doing well in your training so far. I expect good things from you.’

‘We will give you fifteen minutes to plan your first activity with Commander Sunshine, Featherweight,’ Dinky says

The pegasus nearly drops his notepad. ‘W-We’re not meeting as a group!?’

‘This is an individual evaluation,’ Sunshine replies. ‘I want to get to know each of you individually. Let’s try to have fun.’

‘You heard him,’ Meadowlark states. ‘We’ll meet back here in fifteen so Featherweight can make his appointment. Dismissed.’

The cadets salute and split. Featherweight asks Scootaloo for ideas of things to do. Dinky helps Pipsqueak away.

‘Did you have to sound so formal?’ Sunshine asks.

‘Did it impress you?’ Meadowlark replies.

Sunshine laughs. ‘You’ll always be my silly little brother.’
…

Scootaloo lands beside a lake. Sunshine lands beside her. In the early afternoon, the light shines off the surface of the lake. Mountains line the horizon. Forests surround the area. Across the lake, a bear fishes at the banks.

‘Impressive,’ the bat pony comments.

‘Isn’t it?’ the pegasus replies. ‘I found it a couple days ago. I’d glad to have the chance to come back.’

‘Truly wonderful.’ Sunshine looks at Scootaloo. ‘Why did you take me here?’

‘I don’t know. Just felt like sharing. I want to bring the others too, but this is the first time we had off.’

‘Hmm. Good choice.’

‘Sir?’

‘I was just thinking of how good a choice I made.’

‘What about?’

‘Recommending you.’

‘Wait. You recommended me? Not Rei or Daring?’

Sunshine smiles. ‘How did you figure Rei out?’

‘Ya think Luna wouldn’t give her daughter a handout?’

‘Fair enough,’ Sunshine laughs. ‘Yeah. I recommended you. I knew you would be a perfect fit.’

‘Why? Why’d you do it?’

‘Because Rei said not to.’

Scootaloo jumps up. ‘What!’

‘When we were reviewing potential candidates, your name was mentioned. Rei didn’t think you would be a good fit yet. She even took us on a tour of your apartment. It was a sty.’ He shrugs. ‘Guess it still is a sty. But under the food cartons, open sodas, game console still on and seeing you sleeping half-off the bed, I knew there was a good pony underneath.’

‘You saw me sleeping.’

‘Looked like you had just finished doing something important too.’ He grins evilly. ‘Or somepony, since Diamond Tiara was there too.’

Scootaloo punches Sunshine. ‘That is private!’

‘Until you soundproof your walls, no, it is not.’

‘That isn’t my fault...’ she growls.

Sunshine laughs again. He turns back to the lake. ‘Definitely better than the others.’

‘What did they do with you?’

The bat pony sighs. ‘Featherweight wanted stories from my time since joining the Lunar Guard. Ruby was curious about the scientific techniques we use in our investigations. I am sure Pipsqueak is preparing to show off all the “sweet moves” he learned.’

‘Except for Ruby, that sounds so like them.’

The ponies sit silently, watching the lake, for a few moments.

‘You reminded me a lot of myself before I enlisted,’ Sunshine states.

‘Sir?’

‘Before I enlisted, I would go out and get trashed every night, come home late from partying with friends. Meadowlark asked me to sign up with him. I was still drunk enough to think it was a good idea. In less than a year, I completely cleaned up. By the time Luna returned, I was the one giving orders, but I still found time to be with my friends and family and be social. Just wish some of my social decisions were better made...’

‘Dude, have you seen his son? If he and I weren’t taken, I’d make Starlight see stars.’

‘And half the town would hear about it, too.’

‘Not cool!’

Sunshine laughs and watches the lake. ‘Even if you don’t make it, I am certain that this experience has changed you for the better. Though, it would be disappointing if you didn’t join.’

‘Right… If I didn’t join...’

Scootaloo sighs and joins Sunshine in enjoy the scenery.

Scootaloo enters an office. Luna is sitting at the desk, playing with Tibbles. Scootaloo takes a seat across from the princess.

‘You, uh, wanted to see me?’

‘Indeed, Young Scootaloo. I wished to go over your evaluation.’

‘My evaluation?’

‘Correct. Every cadet goes through a routine psych evaluation. I wanted to discuss the results.’

‘Whoa! When did this happen? I don’t remember anything like this.’

‘I can enter your dreams. Do you think I cannot gather everything I need to know from your subconscious?’

‘Isn’t that a violation of privacy?’

‘Indeed it is, which is why you are evaluated covertly by trained agents. Shall we begin?’

Scootaloo huffs and slumps back.

Luna levitates a folder and glasses. Tiberius hops off the desk and scurries out.

‘Now, why are you dating Featherweight?’

‘What?’

‘Why are you dating him? You show far more interest in Diamond Tiara. I heard you a couple nights ago when you commandeered the furthest shower stall late at night. That was her name you were saying. You could have just as easily snuck off with him like Pipsqueak and Dinky do.’

‘Listen! I love Featherweight! I am not just dating him to be seen with a guy.’

‘I never said you were, but are you?’

‘NO! ARG! You’re worse than my therapist! I am not crossing my father’s projected desire that I was born a colt on to my sexual preferences by imagining myself as another male in my relationship with Featherweight. He is not my gay lover from my secret longing to be stallion. I am a mare! I like both mares and stallions. Sure, I like Diamond more, but… Shut up! I am just as straight as I am lesbian!’

‘Hmm.’ Luna makes a note. ‘You are in therapy?’

Scootaloo growls and looks away. ‘Not since moving out. … After dad left, mom signed us up for family therapy. Dash even kicked in so she could be there to support me.’

‘Why did you go?’

‘That is personal! Buck you!’

‘You do know who you just said that to, right?’

‘Sorry, princess.’

‘It is okay. Do you have any issues you still wish to work out? I am a good ear, and the Lunar Guard does cover mental health checkups.’

The younger mares looks down and growls, ‘Buck you..’

‘Fair enough. Why did you move out from your mom’s place? You were pretty young when you did so.’

Scootaloo takes a deep breath. ‘Listen, I love my mom. She is great. Just… Well, Sweetie had moved out the year before. AB took over the library and was running it while still going to school and smoking us on all the exams… I just wanted to prove I could be kick ass too. Did a great job with that...’

‘You maintained two relationships, attended school and worked part-time. Not to mention any life lessons Daring taught you.’

‘Drinking, shooting and how not to choke while deep throating? Great role model.’

Luna grimaces. ‘She really taught you that.’

Scootaloo laughs. ‘No! Well, the drinking and shooting stuff.’ She shakes her head. ‘It is a wonder I didn’t fail out. Good thing I’m a pretty decent hacker...’

Luna nods and jots more notes. ‘Do you love him?’ The princess catches Scootaloo in her magic before the other mare can attack. ‘The way you speak of Featherweight is how I used to talk about Cloudchaser in the end. She knew it too. She knew I still had a flame for… Just be gentle. You don’t want it to turn out like my first coltfriend.’

‘You and Mr Wanderer broke up that bad?’

‘Technically, it was with him… Let’s just say I froze him in stone and kept him on the lawn for a couple thousand years.’

‘Huh?’

Luna laughs. ‘Just a couple more questions, if I may.’

‘Fine.’

‘How is Rei?’

‘What?’

‘How is she? I want an outsider’s perspective.’

‘She’s great. She is really freaking out about this kid thing. I think she calls Bon Bon at least twice a day to see how she is doing.’

‘The idea is sound. Rei is just a worrier.’

‘Yeah. She’s been taking care of me since high school…’ She frowns. ‘I need to get my act together. I’m holding her back.’

‘I don’t see it that way. I think she doesn’t realize that she has been a wonderful mother figure to you. You have been a good influence on her.’

Scootaloo rolls her eyes. ‘Yeah. I guess.’

‘Last question: how would you like officer’s training?’

‘What?’

‘You have been outperforming the other cadets. Your nanites are a great benefit, except for Pipsqueak’s health. You are smart, driven, loyal and you have earned the recommendations from both instructors and Sunshine.’

‘I don’t know what to say...’

‘Your training period will be extended longer than the others, but you would be a great asset to the Lunar Guard and all of Equestria if you take this offer.’

‘This is a big decision. It would change everything I have planned.’

Luna stands and rounds the desk. She hugs Scootaloo. ‘You will make whichever choice is right for you. I know it. Take the rest of the day off to think. Just make sure you answer me before your training is through.’ She leaves Scootaloo to think.

The young mare takes a deep breath and stares at the ceiling. ‘What would you do, Dash?’

Scootaloo takes a deep breath before pushing open a locker room door. She trots past several pegasi cooling down after a long fly. Her new officer’s armor shines catches the light. She stops behind one of the pegasi and clears her throat.

‘Autograph session is in twenty,’ Rainbow Dash replies, not turning around.

‘Actually, Dash, it is something else,’ Scootaloo mumbles.

The older mare turns around. ‘Squirt?’ She laughs joyfully. ‘Great to see you here! Love the new look.’

‘Um, thanks… That is what I wanted to talk to you about.’

‘Sure. What is it?’

‘I, uh, accepted an offer to join the Lunar Guard as an officer.’

‘Sweet! You’d be awesome at it! I’m really proud of you!’

‘You are? You’re not upset?’

Dash looks confused. ‘Why would I be upset?’

‘Because I am joining the Lunar Guard! I’m not following you to the Wonderbolts! I had to use my new rank to get in here!’

‘So?’

‘What do you mean “so”?’

‘We have plenty of Lunar Guard in the Wonderbolts. Cloudchaser and Fleetfoot are both majors.’

‘Least she could do after we broke up,’ a passing Cloudchaser grumbles.

‘See,’ Dash says. ‘Just because you’re in the Guard doesn’t mean I am not expecting you to join us down the road. But if you don’t want to join...’

‘I want to join! I want to prove I am the best, like you!’

Dash smiles and hugs Scootaloo. ‘I already know you are the best. You don’t have to prove it to anypony. Even if you never joined the Wonderbolts or the Guard, I would always be proud of you.’

Scootaloo tears up. ‘Thank you, Rainbow Dash. I love you.’

‘Love ya too, Squirt.’

Scootaloo breaks the hug, steps back and salutes. Rainbow Dash and the other Wonderbolts return the salute. Scootaloo smiles and exits the locker room, knowing she made the right choice.

Author's Note

Scootaloo Timeline: Joins the Lunar Guard with Dinky, Ruby and Pipsqueak.

Scootaloo Love Triangle: Diamond Tiara vs? Featherweight

Pipsqueak Timeline: First confirmed kill was Scootaloo.

Tibbles Timeline: Continues to be the best character in the series. Thank you, Andy Price and Kate Cook.

137 More Short Scenes About Hearts and Hooves Day

Main Characters: Apple Bloom, Starlight, Satsuma, Del, Freya
Cameos: Razzly, Pound, Shaun, Summer Rain, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Pinkie, Lemon
Original Start Date: January 28, 2014

Starlight leans back and stretches while magically marking several papers at once. Apple Bloom enters his office, gives her coltfriend a hug and kisses him while he is in mid-stretch.

‘Thanks, AB. I needed that.’

‘O’ course. Don’ want ya gettin’ too stressed out.’

‘Me stressed? Never! I’m as cool as they come.’

‘That’s good t’ hear. Must mean ya planned where we’re goin’ in advance, unlike most ponies.’

Starlight turns around, still magically grading papers. ‘Going? Going where?’

‘Ya know. Goin’ out fer Hearts and Hooves Day.’

The unicorn snorts and turns back to his desk. ‘Right. That is coming up.’

‘What’s the matter?’

‘Nothing. I just think the holiday is stupid. It is as silly as that Cadance Times nonsense.’

Apple Bloom frowns. ‘Ah never thought ya’d hate it so much. What’s wrong with it?’

Starlight frowns. ‘You.’

‘Me?’

‘All those years when I couldn’t see you. Watching from afar. Seeing you so lonely and heartbroken.’ He slams a hoof into his desk. ‘I wanted to reach out so bad! I wanted to help cure your hurt! Stupid causality prevented me from doing anything more than leaving a letter or two...’

Apple Bloom thinks. She smiles and wraps Starlight in a hug. ‘Ah always figured ya were the one.’

‘Huh?’

‘Every year, Ah’d get very lonely since Ah was the only one without a special somepony. And every year, somepony would leave a note in mah locker or at the library fer me tellin’ me they loved me.’

‘Who was it? I’ll find them and use one of three invisibility spells to make them disappear.’

‘Ya’d have t’ find somepony with the initials S-C-S.’

Starlight thinks. ‘Sounds familiar. Probably a real jerk though. Totally wouldn’t have left you chocolates and roses too. Or snuck in to give you a kiss on the cheek. Nothing special like that.’

Apple Bloom hugs tighter and gives her coltfriend a kiss. ‘See, ya can make the day special.’

‘Right. Because leaving you alone was so special.’ He sighs. ‘At least Del agrees with me that we shouldn’t have a party at school.’

‘Ya ain’t havin’ a party fer the foals!’

‘What? I don’t want any of them to feel excluded if they don’t get anything or if the pony they like snubs them.’

Apple Bloom growls and turns Starlight to face her. ‘Starlight Clarke Sparkle. Ah am ashamed o’ ya! Ya are denyin’ foals o’ a fun get t’gether. Sure, Ah knew who Ah was destined t’ be with after Ah met ya, but there were still many Hearts and Hooves celebrations befer we met where Ah had fun. Shoot. Even Scootaloo and Diamond joined the party and had fun with others despite bein’ a couple. Yer keepin’ foals from havin’ a good social experience.’

‘But...’

‘No buts!’ She glares at the stallion, but a crafty grin creeps across her face. ‘Tell ya what… Ya throw the foals a party, and Ah make it worth it when ya get home.’

‘Oh?’

Apple Bloom nods. ‘Ya let ‘em have a party, a real party, not just have ‘em show up then dismiss ‘em immediately, and when ya get home, we start in the basement and work our way t’ the attic, then back down again.’

Starlight’s eyes go wide. ‘Every position?’

Apple Bloom leans in and whispers. ‘Every position. Every surface. Every way imaginable.’ She kisses behind his ear. ‘Even a few unimaginable.’

Starlight shakes with anticipation. ‘Okay. Deal. They get a whole-day party, but I get to set the rules so nopony feels left out.’

‘Fine by me. Jus’ make sure ya save yerself ‘til ya earned it.’

Apple Bloom trots away, shaking her rump as she goes.

Starlight stares and whimpers. ‘Why is there always a catch?’

Razzly trots to Carousel Boutique after school. She hears a loud commotion in the building.

‘Lemon! Get the door and throw him out!’ a voice shouts from inside.

The front door opens, and a stallion is magically carried from the building. Diamond Tiara steps out after him.

‘And if you don’t like the way I do business, then you can take your portfolio and shove it up your plot!,’ the mare yells.

‘Hi, Diamond,’ Razzly greets.

Diamond smiles at the filly. ‘Afternoon, Razzly.’ She turns to the stallion. ‘And don’t ever come back!’ She slams the door and marches for the kitchen. ‘I’m getting some coffee and a snack. Anypony want anything?’

‘I’m good,’ Lemon replies from her desk.

‘Me too,’ Razzly adds.

‘Suit yourselves,’ Diamond says.

‘How was school?’ Lemon asks.

Razzly sets her saddlebag on the desk. ‘It was okay. Starlight finally announced a Hearts and Hooves party. Unfortunately, he said we have to give cards to everypony, but we can give extra cards to somepony we like. At least I can give Satsuma something special without Pumpkin getting too worked up.’

Lemon sighs wistfully. ‘I wish I went to a regular school. My first “public” Hearts and Hooves was at a private school. Had to turn down so much jewelry from spoiled rich colts.’ She huffs, upset. ‘Never a good one when I needed one.’

‘One, what? I have to ask,’ Diamond taunts as she returns.

‘That is none of your business,’ Lemon angrily retorts.

The pink mare laughs. She looks at Razzly. ‘If you need any help with your cards, my appointment book opened up for the rest of the afternoon.’

‘Make way! Pregnant pony coming through!’ Pinkie Pie announces as she enters the building.

Lemon levitates a couch for the pregnant mare. ‘How was your checkup?’

Pinkie rubs her belly. ‘Everything is going fine. Shouldn’t be too much longer. Feels like I’m a walking clown car, with how big I have gotten.’

The unicorn laughs at the joke. ‘Well, since you don’t have anything else scheduled today, want to join us making Razzly’s cards for Hearts and Hooves Day?’

‘Ooo!’ Pinkie hobbles to her hooves. ‘Let me get my crayons!’

The pregnant mare slowly trots towards the stairs. Diamond cuts her off.

‘I’ll get them for you,’ she offers.

‘Thanks, Diamond.’ Pinkie sits at the counter with Lemon and Razzly. She playfully pokes Razzly. ‘So, you have a special somepony?’

‘Not really. I’ve been dropping hints that I’m interested in him, but Satsuma is too dense to pick up on them.’

Pinkie snickers. ‘Just like his dad. You just have to grab him by the head, give him a bi~~~~~g kiss and tell him how you feel.’ She nods triumphantly. ‘Worked with both James and Twilight.’

Razzly laughs. ‘I’ll keep that in mind.’ She looks at the mares. ‘Um, can I stay here that night?’

‘Of course,’ Lemon agrees. ‘Pinkie and I were planning on staying in and eating all the ice cream I can make. More the merrier.’

‘What! That means less ice cream for me and my baby!’ Pinkie argues. She laughs. ‘But, yeah. It would be okay having you over. What’s up?’

‘Well, uh, Rei is planning on spending a lot of “special time” with Inkie. I just don’t want to get caught in an awkward situation.’

‘Definitely avoiding that here,’ Diamond says, returning with a large box of art supplies. ‘Scootaloo is taking me out. I mean, she is actually offering to pay for once. She says she has been cleaning up ever since she returned from boot camp, so I expect we are staying over at her place too.’

‘So, we’re just out of earshot from you two?’ Lemon kids.

Diamond growls at the unicorn. Pinkie and Razzly laugh and start working on the cards.

Foals run about the schoolhouse. Cards cover their desks and fill their saddlebags. A large group of foals surround Satsuma’s desk, trapping the young colt. Del comes out of her classroom, having checked on Freya and a few other foals who do not want to join the party. She joins Starlight at the front of the class. Summer Rain gives her teachers cards and candy before continuing her rounds.

‘You seem to be having fun,’ Del comments, eating her candy. ‘It wasn’t too long ago that you were opposed to having a party.’

‘Let’s just say I received a good argument to have one,’ Starlight replies. ‘Speaking of which, only about a hour until school ends and we can go home. Apple Bloom and I have big plans in the works. … And by big plans, I mean lots sex.’

Del grimaces and bares her fangs. ‘Thanks. I needed to hear that.’

‘Funny. Satsuma said the same thing when I told him. Glad to hear everypony is interested when I get some.’

Del rolls her eyes.

‘Anyway! What about you? Do you have any plans? I bet everypony wants to get with the most attractive, coolest, smartest single mare in town.’

Del blushes. ‘You really mean all that?’

Starlight nods. ‘Of course I do. If I weren’t with Apple Bloom, I would totally ask you out… which would be wrong because you’re my sister.’ He narrows his gaze and pokes Del.

The changeling frowns and looks down. ‘Sorry.’

Starlight pokes his sister again.

‘Stop it, or I’ll eat your face.’

Starlight keeps up his glare then smiles. ‘Anyway! What are your plans?’

‘I don’t have any,’ Del snorts.

‘Oh. That sucks. I would have thought somepony would have asked you out. I mean, just look at the way Ruby looks at you.’ He thinks. ‘Though she looks at everypony like she is about to pounce us in a hug...’ A thought occurs. ‘Silver is single. Lemon too.’

Del shakes her head. ‘No thanks. Besides, I prefer stallions.’ Starlight opens his mouth to answer, but she cuts him off. ‘Appreciate what you are trying to do, but I am fine. Don’t worry about me.’

Starlight hugs his sister. ‘Don’t feel bad, little sis.’ He gives her a kiss on the cheek. ‘You know… Since you’re not doing anything, mind handling clean-up so I can sneak out sooner?’

Del bares her fangs and hisses.

Starlight gives his sister another quick peck on the cheek. ‘Great! I know you can handle it!’

The stallion trots off to play a game with his students, leaving Del behind to plot ways to end up with one less brother.

After school, Shaun and Summer Rain head home together. They compare the cards they got from their friends. Shaun holds a talon to his head as he looks at the card Summer Rain is holding.

‘I am sensing the card was made by a colt,’ Shaun says. ‘He needed his parent’s help with the card. He has dark blue hair and possibly spilled glue in his saddlebag recently. It was Kain!’

Summer Rain laughs. ‘He’s a nice colt. I hope he likes the cards I made for him too. Did you get any extra cards?’

Shaun gets out a couple cards. ‘Got the one from you.’

‘You knew!’

The griffin laughs. ‘I am psychic. Thank you, though. One from Razzly. One from Pumpkin.’ He looks for more cards.

Summer Rain gets out a card. ‘I’m pretty sure this was from Moonlight Strike.’

‘Bowling balls are a big giveaway.’

‘Oh!’ The pegasus holds up another card. ‘How about this one?’

Shaun holds a talon to his temple and tilts his head. ‘Written by a pegasus. Generic message, but a lot of effort put into the card. I’m seeing green. Lucky Heart.’

‘Wow. You’re really good at this,’ Summer Rain compliments. ‘Who’s next?’

They dig in their saddlebags for a card and pull one out simultaneously. Their expressions go blank.

‘Freya,’ they agree.

‘At least she put a lot of effort into them,’ Summer Rain comments.

‘She really has pretty writing,’ Shaun adds.

The pegasus reaches into her bag. ‘Okay. One more before we have to split. Pound better have given me one after all the work I put into one for him...’

Applejack returns home after spending the day checking on the orchard. She wipes her hooves and heads to the kitchen to put water on for coffee. Her mobile buzzes.

[Mom! Save me!]

She rolls her eyes. [Where are you?]

[Bedroom! Dying!]

Applejack shakes her head and heads upstairs. She finds Satsuma’s bedroom door open, her son collapsed under his saddlebag, cards and candy spilled everywhere. The mare tries to stifle a laugh.

‘Little help?’ the young colt grunts.

‘Sorry.’ Applejack digs her son free. ‘Looks like ya were a popular one this year.’

‘It is Starlight’s stupid fault,’ Satsuma complains, adjusting his glasses. ‘He made a rule where everypony had to give cards to everypony else and extras to ponies that you really wanted to give a card to. It was like an endless stream of being bugged, then I had to carry all of this home with me. I was lucky I made it this far.’

‘Now that yer free, ya can get t’ answerin’ them.’

Satsuma rolls his eyes. ‘Yeah. Like that is going to happen.’

Applejack gasps and turns her son to face her. ‘Satsuma Niven Apple. Ah am ashamed o’ ya! All yer classmates took the time t’ make somethin’ special fer ya and yer jus’ gonna ignore ‘em? That ain’t the way Ah raised ya. Yer gonna thank everypony fer their gifts, even if ya are up all night writin’ replies.’

Satsuma moans, ‘Even the colts?’

‘Even the colts.’

The young colt moans again and starts gathering his cards. Applejack tousles her son’s mane and leaves him to his work.

Del trots home after cleaning up the schoolhouse. She is in a sour mood since Starlight left her on her own and because she is has no date for the night. She wanders the streets of Ponyville, grumbling to herself. The ponies steer clear of the upset changeling.

‘Del?’

Del growls as she looks for the source of the call. She sees a tall, buff light grey stallion trotting up to her.

‘It is you, Del! Long time, no see,’ the stallion greets.

‘Sorry if I don’t remember you.’

‘It is me, Truffle. We went to school together until you left town,’ Truffle introduces.

‘Oh yeah!’ Del remembers. ‘You were the colt who always gave me lots of candy.’ She stands to her full height, towering over the stallion. ‘Do you have any candy with you?’

Truffle laughs. ‘Sorry. No.’

‘Should have guessed. You’re so skinny now.’

‘Thanks. I played a lot of hoofball in high school.’ He shrugs. ‘Makes sense to stay in shape with my job too.’

‘What do you do?’

‘I’m a food critic.’

‘Delicious.’

Truffle nervously looks up at Del. ‘Hey, uh, since I’m in town for a review, would you like to come along?’

Del raises an eyebrow. ‘Go to a restaurant review?’

‘It is will be my treat. Well, technically, it will be my employer’s treat… but you’d have to write a review too.’

Del thinks for a moment. She glances around and sees passing ponies looking at her. ‘Sure. I guess. It will be nice to get out.’ She smiles. ‘Guess I do have plans.’

‘Plans for what?’

Del sighs and shakes her head. ‘Never mind.’

Truffle bows slightly and leads Del away. He laughs. ‘You know, back when we were foals, I had a bit of a crush on you.’

‘That explains all the candy.’

Truffle laughs and catches up with his friend as they head to the restaurant.

‘Dad!’ Kain calls, trotting down from his room.

‘In here,’ Sunshine replies.

The young bat pony looks and finds his father in the living room. ‘I need your help with something.’

‘Sure. What is it?’

Kain holds out a card. ‘I need you to find out who this is from.’

Sunshine smiles. ‘You want me to run forensic analysis on a Hearts and Hooves card?’

‘If that means doing police stuff where you find out who sent it, then yes, please.’

‘Come on. Let me see.’

Kain sets the card in front of his father. Sunshine looks it over.

‘Well, it was made by a filly.’

‘How can you tell?’

‘By the writing.’ He lifts the card. ‘And from the materials used. Not as sloppily produced as those that colts your age make.’

Fluttershy enters the room. She sees her husband going over the card and her son staring at his father.

‘Let me guess, Kain has a secret admirer,’ the pegasus guesses.

‘Seems that way,’ Sunshine replies. ‘I’m guessing this was made by a pegasus based on how the glue is bonded to the paper.’

Fluttershy rolls her eyes. ‘Kain has plenty of time to find a special somepony. I bet he will break a lot of hearts on the way too.’

‘Thanks, mom.’

Fluttershy pets her son’s mane. ‘Did your sister get any cards too?’

‘Tons! I think Satsuma was the only one to get more than her.’

‘Stallions love the shy ones,’ Sunshine comments before sniffing the card. ‘No traces of drugs...’

‘Why would there be..?’ Fluttershy shakes her head. She heads to the stairs. ‘I’m going to check on Freya. I bet the extra attention is freaking her out.’ She sighs and heads up. ‘I know it used to cause me to panic...’

Kain watches his mother leave before looking back right as he dad licks part of the card.

‘Definitely no drugs.’

Diamond Tiara paces outside of the fanciest restaurant in Ponyville. She checks the time on her tablet.

‘She’s late.’

The mare is wearing her best dress and jewelry. She and Lemon spent the afternoon working on her mane and makeup. She even polished her tiara so that the diamonds sparkle. She showed up early to her date with Scootaloo so that her fillyfriend would marvel at her for even longer. A pegasus lands nearby.

‘About time you show up,’ Diamond complains, turning. ‘Do you know how long I have been waiting? I have half a mind to...’ -- she sees her date -- ‘buck you.’

Scootaloo adjusts her tie on her dress uniform. Her orange coat and feathers stand out against the dark blues of her uniform. The pegasus tilts a tam back on her head. ‘Sorry I’m late. Rei left early to take Inkie out, and I had to rush to get dressed.’

Diamond trots over and runs a hoof over Scootaloo’s uniform. ‘Oh, it is okay.’ She sighs wistfully. ‘I want to do so many things to you, but then you’d have to take off your lovely uniform...’

Scootaloo laughs nervously. ‘Right. This is the first time you saw it.’ She kisses he fillyfriend. ‘You look beautiful.’

‘And you’re so handsome.’

‘Handsome? What am I? A stallion?’

‘Handsome can be used for mares too.’

‘Yeah, but...’

Diamond returns the kiss. ‘Let’s hurry and eat so I can get you out of uniform sooner.’

Scootaloo smiles and salutes. ‘Yes, ma’am.’

Scootaloo holds a foreleg out for her date. Diamond takes the offered leg, and they enter the restaurant.

Carrot Cake knocks on a door.

‘It’s open!’

The stallion enters Pound’s room to see the colt staring at an array of cards on his desk.

‘Uh, it is almost time for dinner,’ Carrot says. ‘What are you doing?’

‘Oh. We had a card exchange today,’ Pound explains. ‘Everypony giving cards had to give cards to everypony. If you got any extra, then it was because somepony made you one special.

‘Okay… And you have some extra?’

Pound nods. ‘Five extra. I am trying to figure out who they are from and which chemical analysis I should perform first.’

‘Well, it is good to hear you have admirers. Just don’t go too nuts.’

‘I won’t.’

Carrot turns to leave. ‘Um. Your sister locked the door to her room. Do you know why?’

‘Oh. She didn’t get any extra cards.’

‘What!?’ Carrot gallops from the room. ‘Honey! We have an emergency!’

Pound calmly holds up a card. ‘Do we have any theobromine? Preferably liquid and unsweetened.’ He looks around. ‘Dad?’ He shrugs and goes back to work.

Late at night. A window opens at Ponyville Library. A small form looks around and slips inside. It sneaks to a desk and sets a card on it. The card has ‘To the Best Teacher’ written on it. Freya smiles and turns back to the window. She stops and her ears twitch. She peeks out the door.

Starlight trots past his office to his bedroom. He collapses on the bed next to Apple Bloom.

‘You’re right. A shower feels great,’ the stallion sighs contentedly. ‘You gave me a real workout.’

‘Me? Ya were the one goin’ all out.’

‘Let’s say we both got more than our share of love.’ He kisses his fillyfriend. ‘I think I’ve had enough sex to last the month.’

Apple Bloom laughs and nuzzles her coltfriend. ‘Agreed.’

In the office, Freya grimaces and sticks out her tongue, disgusted. She shakes her head to rid the thoughts from her head as she flies away.

Applejack stretches as she gets out of bed. She trots past Satsuma’s room as she heads to the washroom. On her way back to her room, she fails to notice the new card sitting by Satsuma’s glasses. She looks out the window at the stars when she gets back to her room.

‘Hope ya are havin’ a great Hearts and Hooves too, Twi and Jimmy.’

Applejack yawns and turns away. A scratching noise outside draws her back to the window. She thinks she hears muffled cussing. A small bat pony holding a rabbit plush climbs out of Satsuma’s window. Applejack ducks back into the shadows. Freya looks around nervously before flying away. Applejack comes out of hiding. She smiles as she watches the bat pony flying away.

‘Shy’s filly, huh?’ She laughs. ‘Maybe Ah might have t’ tell her mom ‘bout this...’

Author's Note

The title is based on 137 Short Scenes About Hearts and Hooves Day from TWP.

Del Timeline: Truffle sorta asks her on an almost date. Is she ever going to have a real date?

Satsuma Timeline: He gets crushed by all the cards and gifts. Freya leaves him a card.

Dinner Date

Main Characters: Applejack, Satsuma, Fluttershy, Freya
Cameos: Big Macintosh, Kain, Sunshine
Original Start Date: February 21, 2014

Fluttershy smiles and nods as she talks on her phone. ‘That sounds like a wonderful idea. I am sure the family will love it.’ She pauses. ‘Yes, Sunshine too.’ She thinks. ‘I don’t know... How about this Friday?’ She nods. ‘Great. I look forward to getting together.’

‘Me too,’ Applejack replies. ‘See ya soon, Shy.’

She hangs up her phone and trots through her house. She heads upstairs and checks on Satsuma. The colt lies on his bed, reading. His Hearts and Hooves cards sit on his desk next to his homework.

‘How are the thank ya cards comin’?’

Satsuma turns a page. ‘Almost done.’

‘That’s good.’

‘Then I’ll get started on them.’

Applejack hangs her head and lets out an exasperated sigh. She trots over and closes her son’s book. She lifts him by the scruff of the neck and sets him at his desk. ‘Now write.’

‘Yes, mom,’ Satsuma moans.

‘If it makes ya feel better, ya don’ have t’ write one fer Shy’s kids.’ She smiles. ‘That is, if ya got one from one o’ them.’

Her son digs through his stack of cards. ‘Yeah... I got one from Freya.’ He sets down the card. ‘Why don’t I have to give one to her?’

Applejack laughs. ‘Cause Ah invited the whole family t’ dinner this Friday. Ya can tell Freya how much ya liked the card t’ her face.’

‘Can’t I do that with everypony else at school?’

Applejack stares at her son incredulously. ‘Ya really think Ah’d fall fer that?’

Satsuma sighs and starts working on the cards. ‘Worth a shot.’

‘Ya and yer father...’ Applejack rolls her eyes and shakes her head as she trots away.

‘Can I do just one card for them all to share?’ Satsuma calls. ‘How about a mass email?’

‘Jus’ like yer father...’

Friday evening. Fluttershy and her family trot towards Sweet Apple Acres. Fluttershy carries a box on her back. Kain flies around, looking at all the trees. Freya tries to hide behind her parents.

‘Are all these trees theirs?’ Kain asks.

‘That’s generally the case with orchards,’ Sunshine replies.

‘Part of the orchard is a vampire fruit bat preserve,’ Fluttershy informs. ‘They help keep the orchard strong and healthy while improving the quality of the apples. It is all due to the digestive process they put the apple seeds through.’

Freya gives her mom a sick look.

‘Not that anypony here knows a thing or two about fruit vampires,’ Sunshine jokes.

Fluttershy stops and snarls at her husband, one of her long canines showing.

‘Is that a barn?’ Kain asks, flying ahead.

‘Kain, you know it is,’ his mother sighs. ‘You used to come with me when I would check on the fruit bats for Applejack.’

‘Yeah, but that was a long time ago when I was a baby. I don’t remember that stuff.’

Freya covers a laugh.

‘Hey! I remember stuff well-enough to pass my tests. I don’t get bad grades.’

‘Could be better though, son,’ Sunshine comments. ‘Especially if you want to be a Lunar Guard when you grow up.’

The young bat pony groans. His sister sticks her tongue out at him. The family reaches Applejack’s house. Sunshine knocks on the front door. Satsuma answers.

‘Uh, come on in,’ the colt says, leading the way. ‘Mom! They’re here!’

The family follows Satsuma to a living room. The colt returns the book he was reading. Applejack enters from the kitchen.

‘Howdy!’ the host greets. ‘Great t’ have ya come out.’

‘It is our pleasure,’ Fluttershy replies. ‘Thank you for inviting us.’ She gives her box to Applejack. ‘I made you a cake. I hope you don’t mind.’

‘Course Ah don’ mind, Shy. Y’all jus’ make yerselves at home. Ah should have everythin’ ready in a bit.’

‘Do you need any help?’ Fluttershy offers.

‘Don’ worry. Ah got it. Jus’ get comfy. If ya need somethin’, jus’ ask Satsuma.’

The colt groans, trying to hid behind his book. Sunshine finds a spot to sit and Fluttershy joins him. Freya looks at Satsuma then hides by her parents. Kain looks around the house.

‘Who’s this old pony in all these photos?’ the young bat pony asks.

‘That is Granny Smith,’ Satsuma says, glancing up. ‘She is my great-grandmother. I didn’t really know her before she died.’

Fluttershy frowns. ‘You mother and Apple Bloom were so sad when they lost her. It was so bad that they were still fighting then. They didn't have the comfort of family...’

Satsuma nods. ‘You and Miss Rarity came around a lot back then, I remember.’

‘Is your uncle around?’ Sunshine asks.

‘Big Mac should be in soon. He was finishing up his chores.’

As if on cue, a door opens in the house. Applejack is heard talking to somepony. Heavy hoofsteps are heard heading to a washroom. Applejack comes back to the room.

‘Everythin’s ready. Mac will join us in a moment. Come on in.’

Applejack leads her guests to the dining room. Several dishes are set out on the table. Applejack motions to a seat at the head of the table for Sunshine. Fluttershy and Kain take the seats at either side of him. Applejack sits next to her friend. Freya sits with her brother and nervously watches as Satsuma sits by her. She squeaks and hides behind Angel when he glances towards her. Big Macintosh enters the room and takes the last seat by his sister and nephew. He reaches for a dish, but his sister slaps his hoof.

‘Befer we begin,’ Applejack starts, ‘Ah think Satsuma has somethin’ he has t’ say.’

The colt groans and blushes from the attention. He looks over at Freya. ‘Uh, thanks for the Hearts and Hooves card. It was, uh, really nice.’

Freya squeaks, holds up Angel to cover her embarrassment and nods. Kain covers snickering, but his sister catches him and hits him in the foreleg.

‘She is glad you like it,’ Fluttershy translates.

Big Macintosh’s stomach growls.

Applejack laughs. ‘Ah think we can all agree t’ that. Let’s eat!’

The ponies pass around the dishes, loading up their plates. Kain looks quizzically at the food placed in front of him.

‘What is this stuff?’ the colt asks, poking some fruit salad.

‘Ah decided t’ make some o’ our favorites,’ Applejack replies. ‘We got a lot o’ fruit dishes, includin’ our special fruit salad.’

‘What’s in it?’ Kain picks up a piece of fruit. ‘What is this?’

‘Looks like pineapple,’ his mother replies.

Applejack blushes. ‘Yeah, uh, we got a couple bushes round back… Ya know, fer variety.’

‘Isn’t pineapple James’ favorite?’

The farmer pulls her hat down to cover her face. ‘M-maybe...’

‘Well, they are very good,’ Sunshine compliments. ‘Testament to your skill as a farmer.’

‘G-glad ya like ‘em.’

Kain holds up a small orange. ‘What’s this?’

Satsuma rolls his eyes. ‘That is a satsuma, like my name.’

‘But they are not apples.’

The older colt snorts and goes back to his meal. Freya secretly takes more satsumas from the fruit bowl.

‘I didn’t know you had those, either,’ Sunshine says. ‘You never have them at your stall.’

Applejack continues trying to avoid everypony’s gaze. ‘W-well, t-technically they’re not mine. They’re Satsuma’s.’ She stares at her plate. ‘Ah liked some Jimmy got fer me once. After Satsuma was born, he helped me put in the trees. They were a gift fer his son. Ah sell some o’ them and the pineapples, but they are always gone quick.’

Sunshine eats some of the fruit. ‘They are quite delicious.’ He smiles at Satsuma. ‘You’re as great a farmer as your mom.’

Applejack frowns and looks away. ‘Ya don’ have t’ patronize me like that...’

Big Macintosh nods and mumbles, ‘Eeyup.’

His sister and nephew glare at him.

Sunshine snorts. ‘Applejack, it has been eight years. By now…’ He shakes his head. ‘Never mind.’

Everypony eats in silence for a moment.

‘These are really good tarts,’ Fluttershy compliments.

‘I always loved your baking, Applejack,’ Sunshine adds.

‘So good,’ Kain says between mouthfuls

His mother laughs. ‘Now you know why I always buy all your baked goods. We all love them.’

‘Good t’ know ya still do,’ Applejack replies, smiling. She chuckles. ‘Now that AB and Ah are on good terms again, she can help makin’ Zap Apple jams and such. She was always much better at it than Ah am.’ She tries holding back more chuckling. ‘Though Satsuma looks really cute in his bunny outfit.’

‘MOM!’ her son complains.

Freya’s eyes go wide. She holds Angel over her mouth and makes a squeak that sounds like ‘bunny’.

‘What do you mean “bunny outfit”? Fluttershy asks.

‘T’ get the most out o’ Zap Apples, the water need t’ be treated proper,’ Applejack explains, ‘and that means dressin’ like a bunny and hoppin’ ‘round the water cans. Ah can show you pictures.’

‘I should burn those,’ her son simmers.

‘Ya think Ah don’ have backups?’ Applejack laughs again. ‘Ya should be excited. When Ah told yer brother, Starlight was so excited t’ help out that he started drawin forms fer a bunny suit o his own.’

Satsuma grumbles and returns to his meal. Kain barely contains laughter at his classmate. Everypony enjoys their dinner and their friendly conversation.

After dinner. Satsuma has Freya and Kain up in his room. The host sits on his bed, reading. Freya plays with Angel in a corner. Kain looks around the room.

‘Do you have anything we can play?’ the bat pony colt asks. ‘Video games? Board games? Whatever?’

‘I don’t have much,’ Satsuma replies. ‘I’m not into that as much as my siblings.’

‘Yeah. Mom and Rei are pretty good at games. You should get her to teach you.’

‘I prefer to get comics and other reading material when I see her.’

‘You mean the dirty stuff she gets in trouble for when mom finds out?’

Freya facehoofs.

Satsuma sighs. ‘No. Not that. I mean like books about Neighpon or Neighponese novels.’

‘Oh.’ Kain continues looking around. ‘You know, she has a lot of dirty stuff too.’

The other colt rolls his eyes and goes back to his books. Freya scowls at her brother.

‘What? It is not like I look at them or anything,’ Kain defends. ‘I just know she has them.’

Freya marches over and stares down at her brother. Satsuma looks up, wondering what the others are doing.

‘Well, if you tell mom that I know, I’ll tell her that you look at them too.’

Freya hits Kain with Angel.

The young colt slumps, defeated. ‘Fine. I’m sorry.’

Freya nods and starts back towards her corner.

‘What just happened?’ Satsuma asks.

Kain looks up. ‘What do you mean?’

‘Well, it looked like you had a conversation, but I didn’t hear her say anything. And believe me, I have good hearing.’

Kain scratches his head. ‘I guess I understand what you mean. That is just how Freya is. We all just understand her.’

Satsuma looks at Freya. ‘But are you saying anything?’

Freya nods. She tilts her head and smiles.

‘Uh...’

‘She said that nonverbal communication can be a powerful skill once you learn it,’ Kain translates.

‘Very concise too...’

Freya frowns and narrows her gaze at Satsuma.

‘Watch it. … Her words. Not mine.’

Satsuma rolls his eyes. ‘Whatever. Guess it is just another thing to study.’ He looks at Freya. ‘You’ll have to show me some time.’

Freya smiles and nods excitedly. Kain covers a laugh. His sister turns and glares at him, revealing her fangs. He yelps and goes back to looking for games.

Satsuma turns a page. ‘Console’s by the TV, genius.’

‘I knew that!’

Freya laughs at her brother as he sets up the games.

Downstairs. The adults sit in the living room and catch up over coffee.

‘Thank you for inviting us,’ Sunshine says, sipping his coffee. ‘It has been a long time since we got a chance to catch up like this.’

Applejack frowns and looks away. ‘Far too long. Sorry.’

‘Um, is this, uh, fresh cappuccino?’ Fluttershy asks.

‘His favorite too...’ Sunshine mutters.

Applejack silently sips her coffee.

‘It is okay, Applejack,’ the stallion says. ‘It has been eight years. I am not angry at you anymore. Hell, I really appreciate that you thought to invite all of us to visit. It is a reminder of how good a pony you are.’

‘Still feels bad how much Ah hurt ya. Ya didn’ deserve it.’

‘And when I found out that you helped Fluttershy court me, how was I supposed to feel about that?’

Applejack does not reply.

‘I was still upset that you betrayed me, but I was happy that you cared enough about me and your friend to help us both.’

‘Ah’m glad t’ have helped ya and Shy. Ya both mean a lot t’ me.’

‘Applejack, you are always a good friend,’ Fluttershy replies. ‘We are glad you are a friend to our family.’ She smiles. ‘Especially now that Freya is showing an interest in Satsuma.’

Applejack laughs. ‘He’s as thick as his father when it comes t’ a filly’s intentions. He’ll be in high school befer he realizes all the fillies that are int’ him.’

Sunshine snorts, ‘You mean there is more than just Freya?’

‘Ya shoulda seen the stack o’ cards he brought home. Like the card that broke the pony’s back.’

‘Wonderful.’

‘Oh, Freya can keep him in line,’ Fluttershy assures. ‘... If her crush lasts long enough for him to realize it.’

The parents laugh about their kids and continue chatting.

After the guests have left, Applejack trots through her house after cleaning up. Her brother rests in his room, worn out after a long day. Satsuma continues to read in his room.

‘Did ya have a good evenin’?’ Applejack asks, popping in her son’s room.

‘It was fun, I guess,’ Satsuma replies.

‘Did ya have fun spendin’ time with yer friends?’

‘Sure?’

‘Did ya get t’ know them better?’

Satsuma looks up and shrugs.

Applejack sighs then laughs. ‘Anyway, don’ stay up too late. Ya don’ wanna get sick or nothin’.’

‘Yes, mom. Whatever.’

Back at their cottage, Fluttershy tucks her kids in their beds. Kain lays face first in his pillow ready for sleep. Freya settles in with Angel in her hooves.

‘Did you two have fun?’ their mother asks.

‘Yes, mom,’ Kain moans.

Freya nods.

‘That’s good, Maybe we can invite them over here sometime.’

‘Okay...’ Kain mumbles, falling asleep.

‘Yes, please,’ Freya whispers.

Fluttershy smiles, kisses her children on the head then leaves them to go to sleep.

Author's Note

Applejack Timeline: Makes peace with Sunshine.

Satsuma Timeline: Gets to know Freya and Kain a little better. Shows interest in learning about how Freya 'speaks'.

Starlight’s Radiance

Main Characters: Starlight, Alba
Cameos: Apple Bloom, Rei, Night Light, Twilight Velvet, Celestia, Luna
Original Start Date: June 23, 2013

Starlight and Apple Bloom cuddle in bed together after some late night fun. The lovers nuzzle and exchange kisses. Apple Bloom snuggles in close to her coltfriend. Suddenly, a bright flash fills the room, followed by a loud crack. The young adults scream in terror. It takes a few seconds for them to get their wits. A lavender alicorn stands at the foot of their bed.

‘Mom?!’ Starlight gapes. ‘This isn’t what it looks like! I mean, it is, but... Apple Bloom and I are old enough and in love! We’re allowed to do what we want with each other! You are the one being a pervert this time!’

‘What do ya mean “this time”?’ Apple Bloom snorts.

‘There wasn’t an incident involving me alone in my room on the TARDIS with a picture of you from that beach trip you took with your friends three years ago.’

‘Ya and Ah are gonna have a very long talk later.’

The visitor groans and sways. ‘What are you talking about? Where am I? Why did you call me “mom”?

Starlight gets up. The visitor is a lavender alicorn like his mother, but her mane lacks the pink streak and her cutie mark is different. She looks younger than Del.

‘Who are you?’ the young stallion asks.

The alicorn blinks and takes in the other ponies in the room. ‘Apple Bl-’

She faints. Starlight dives to catch her, but she falls straight through him.

‘Okay. This is getting wacky.’
…

The mysterious mare moans as she regains consciousness. She looks straight into Starlight’s face and grimaces. The young stallion smiles.

‘Sup?’ Starlight greets.

‘What’s going on? Where am I?’

‘Let’s see...’ Starlight thinks. ‘I am still analyzing what happened, but you are in Ponyville Library. Specifically, our bedroom in the library.’

‘Ponyville... Twilight Sparkle! Is she here?’

Starlight grins. ‘Better. I am.’

The visitor grimaces again. ‘Who are you and why does that feel me with dread?’

The unicorn poses. ‘I am Starlight Clarke Sparkle, the greatest unicorn to ever live.’ -- he covers his mouth -- ‘Not counting my mother when she was still a unicorn.’

‘Your mother?’

‘Are you insulting me or seriously asking? You mentioned her earlier.’ He shrugs. ‘Not to mention, you look like her.’

The alicorn shudders. ‘How can somepony like you be related to Twilight Sparkle?’

Starlight tenses up. ‘I don’t like talking about it.’

‘Not like that. Ugh. I am so killing Helios for this idea...’

‘Helios... Why does that name sound familiar?’

The alicorn takes a deep breath and releases it. ‘Listen, if you really are related to Twilight Sparkle, you might be of some use. I am looking for a pony named Full Moon. She also goes by Rei.’

A light goes off in Starlight’s head. ‘Oh, I know! You must be Alba! … You’re a lot taller than I thought.’ He shrugs. ‘I guess that is because she remembers you as a filly.’

‘How do you know me!’ Alba accuses. ‘What do you know about Rei?’

‘Calm down. Calm down. We’ll go in the morning. She’s probably sleeping.’

‘Take me to her! NOW!’

Alba tries grabbing Starlight, but she falls right through him. She looks up at the unicorn and growls before standing. Hearing a laugh from the bed, she notices Apple Bloom watching them. The princess gasps.

‘Apple Bloom! What are you doing here?’

Apple Bloom waves. ‘Uh, hey. Ah, uh, sorta live here.’

Alba taps her head. ‘Right. Different universe.’ She shudders. ‘And you’re with him?’

‘Starlight ain’t that bad. Ya jus’ have t’ get t’ know him.’

‘Not if I get out of here before then...’ Alba takes a deep breath. ‘Listen. Just get me to Rei, and I’ll find a way home afterward. Hopefully, it will be like for Apple...’

Starlight yawns. ‘Can it wait until morning? I am still pretty beat from earlier. Not to mention all the craziness with your arrival.’

‘Beat? What can the two of you been doing this late that can wear you out?’

The lovers blush and look away.

‘Oh!’ Alba realizes. ‘I think I’m going to be sick. Just point me to the exit, and I’ll show myself out.’

Alba finds the nearest door and trots away. Before she can get too far, a force stops her. She keeps trying to leave, but she is stopped. Starlight takes a step back. Alba is pulled with him. She turns back.

‘No. I refuse to believe that,’ the princess seethes.

‘Believe what?’ Apple Bloom asks.

Starlight smiles and hops into bed. Alba tumbles across the floor.

‘She seems to be linked to me,’ the stallion reports. ‘Looks like we’ll be seeing my sister tomorrow.’

‘Your sister?’

‘Goodnight, Alba!’ Starlight calls as he cuddles Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom sighs and cuddles her coltfriend. Alba looks up at the couple, growls and tries to sleep.

Alba wakes to the sound of a pony eating breakfast very noisily. She covers her ears.

‘Helios, can’t you eat in your own room?’

‘Two problems,’ Starlight replies. ‘I’m not Helios, and we are not in my room.’

Alba’s eyes snap open. Starlight eats his breakfast in the kitchen. The unicorn smiles at his guest. The princess snorts and looks around. She is seated at a small table. A plate of toast is in front of her.

‘Don’t know if you can eat,’ Starlight says, ‘but I was able to levitate you down here. I don’t think you have a physical form. It is more of a magical residue, but still...’

Starlight raises a spoonful of cereal. He flicks it across the table. Alba screams and rises her hooves. The food passes through her, but it slows as it does. The young mare growls at her host.

‘I haven’t quite figured it out, but it seems like there is an instability in your quantum structure with some bleed through of your magical and psychic signatures.’

‘How do you know all of that?’

‘Well, I am a genius. Half Time Lord, half princess. All awesome!’ He poses dramatically then takes a bite of cereal. ‘Don’t tell anyone the “half princess” part.’

‘I would post it all over the internet if I could.’

Starlight empties the rest of his bowl into his mouth. ‘Feel free to take that with you. You can explain what you are doing here on the way to Rei’s shop.’

‘Rei has a shop?’

‘Best import shop in town. Only import shop in town. You know. That joke works better on ponies who don’t stare at me like they want to kill me.’

Alba growls and stands up. ‘Listen, once the quantum magical feedback pulls me back to my world, I am going to magically rewrite all my memories of you.’

‘Fair enough. Let’s get going.’

Starlight trots away. The force connecting him to Alba pulls the young mare behind him. She stands and catches up to the stallion. Nopony in town pays attention to the new alicorn trotting through town. Alba marvels at seeing Ponyville in a functioning state.

‘Mr Annoying, or whatever they call you, what do you do around here?’ Alba asks.

‘Call me Starlight. All my students do.’ He smiles back. ‘I teach at the schoolhouse and run an after school magic program.’

‘Your poor students.’

‘No, they are of all backgrounds. We don’t discriminate.’ He laughs. ‘I’d ask what a princess does, but my mom told me about her duties when I asked her.’

‘Princess Twilight Sparkle?’ Alba smiles. ‘That is a title she deserves.’

‘I expected you would like that. Rei told us how much you admire her.’

Alba looks away. ‘She and my father... Well, technically she is my father too...’

‘She and your father are my parents. Best parents anypony can wish for.’

The princess takes a deep breath. ‘Anyway, why aren’t you at school? Or do your students expect you to be absent?’

‘Apple Bloom and Del can cover for me.’

‘Del?’

Starlight smiles. ‘My other little sister. She’s a princess too.’

‘Other? And princess of what?’

‘Second question first, she is Queen Chrysalis’ heir. Do you have changelings where you are from? Rei never mentioned them.’

‘They live on the outskirts of the Republic. Queen Chrysalis’ aid was instrumental in saving the Republic from a griffin threat.’

‘Neato! And you are my other little sister, FYI.’

Alba shudders. ‘Don’t say that. I’d love to hear the logic behind that reasoning, but I don’t think my brain can handle the stupidity.’

‘You are Rei’s little sister. Rei is my sister. You are younger than me. You are my little sister. QED.’

The princess cringes as if in pain. ‘That actually makes sense. Don’t ever call me your little sister again.’

‘Now you sound like my little brother.’

Alba thinks. ‘Yes, Helios would like you as much as I do.’

‘I meant Satsuma, and he came around... after I beat him up a little.’

‘Yes, I think I can agree with that feeling too.’

Starlight laughs and opens a door. ‘Rei! I have special guest for you!’

Scootaloo covers her ears while Starlight yells. Rei looks up from a display at the back of the shop. She bounds over and hugs her brother.

‘I love special visits from my little brother!’

‘Actually, I meant her.’

Starlight nods behind him. Rei looks and sees Alba. She gasps. Rei leaps and passes through her taller little sister.

‘Alba-tan!’ Rei cheers as she stands up.

Alba chokes back tears. ‘Hi, Full Moon.’

‘Oh, you can call me Rei.’ She smiles at her sister. ‘My little sister grew up to be so beautiful.’ She gasps again. ‘I have to take you to see mommy!’

‘Yes, I do believe your world’s version of our mother would be able to help me.’

‘Not Luna-hime, Fluttershy. She will be so excited to see more of my family. She missed Apple last time.’

‘F-F-Fluttershy? Is everypony..?’

Rei nods. ‘Everypony is alive and well. Well, maybe not too well in Pinkie's case, but that is just because she is making us a little brother or sister.’

Alba is confused. ‘Wait. He said his parents were, uh, Twilight and dad, and that you are his sister, so how does Pinkie fit into this?’

‘Page one-thirty-seven,’ Starlight answers.

‘Oh, that is totes a great page,’ Scootaloo comments.

‘I wouldn’t know,’ the others growl.

Rei huffs at her assistant and turns back to her sister. ‘What are you doing here? Did you hit your head too?’

‘I might as well have...’ the princess grumbles. She shakes her head. ‘Helios wanted me to try out a new spell he found to try and contact you.’

‘Why you?’ Starlight asks.

‘I’m the Element of Friendship/Magic. Do try to keep up.’

‘You’re the Element of Friendship!’ Rei squeals. ‘Just like Hikari-chan!’

‘She means my mom,’ Starlight translates.

‘I know.’ Alba takes a deep breath and snorts. ‘The spell Helios found said it was for contacting other worlds. He had me use one of your old dolls as the object to focus on to create the bridge. I don’t know what went right or wrong with the spell, but I ended up here.’ She glares at Starlight. ‘Somehow connected to him.’

Starlight bats a hoof. ‘I knew I was good, but I didn’t know I could rip a hole in the universe.’

Rei and Alba give the stallion a disgusted look. Scootaloo gives him a hoofbump.

‘Anyway,’ Alba grunts, ‘I have no idea why I’m stuck here without a physical form, nor do I know how to get back.’

‘Ask Starlight,’ Rei suggests. ‘He knows as much magic as Hikari-chan.’

The princess shudders. ‘That is one possibility. Maybe mom can help.’

Alba squeaks, ‘I’d meet Twilight Sparkle?’

‘We’ll get mom to help only if I can’t find a solution,’ Starlight snorts. He trots to the door. ‘Come on. We have a lot of work to do.’

Alba groans. She and Rei exchange the best hug they can manage before the younger sister follows Starlight away. She looks back and waves before her connection to Starlight drags her away. Rei smiles and wipes some tears.

‘Hope she can come again,’ Scootaloo says. ‘You have an awesome little sister.’

The younger pegasus screams as Rei jumps over the counter to give her a hug.

Starlight and Alba ride a train to Canterlot. The unicorn levitates several books around him. Alba tries avoiding all the stares she is getting.

‘I still don’t see why I had to buy a ticket for a ghost,’ Starlight grumbles. ‘I put my leg through you and everything.’

‘At least you weren’t the one accused of being a tulpa just to save on train fare,’ the princess snorts.

Starlight waves a hoof through Alba’s head. ‘Somepony else can use this seat! It doesn’t make sense to waste space like this! My mom would have literally exploded!’

Alba tries batting away the hoof. ‘Really?’ she snorts comically.

‘She did once before.’

The princess laughs. ‘I really do wish I could meet her.’ She catches Starlight’s hoof and pushes it away. ‘Stop that!’

The unicorn stares at their hooves together. ‘How did you do that?’

‘I don’t know. I guess I just focused really hard.’

Starlight looks at Alba and studies her closely. The young mare blushes. The young stallion looks into her eyes.

‘Alba...’

‘What?’

‘I really wish I asked my dad for a sonic at some point in my life.’ He turns back to his floating books. ‘Damn causality preventing me from getting one to temporal-mechanically appear right now.’

Alba leans back. ‘Causality is what is preventing my dad and brother from saving Rei in the first place.’ She sighs. ‘I saw the timetable in the station. You are several years behind us.’

‘We know. Rei told us.’

‘But how the hell does that work! Rei gets sent from a certain point in our timeline to a certain point in your timeline! A few months later, Apple’s psychic consciousness appears here at a certain point in time. Even I am sent to this place at this time. Why!’

‘Have you asked Derpy?’

‘Huh?’

‘She used to deliver mail to Rei when my dad still lived here. Not to mention, you had that whole Discord genocide thing.’

‘You have Discord too.’

‘And we’ll probably meet him.’

‘WHAT!’

Everypony in the car looks at the princess.

‘Calm down. He is reformed.’

Alba seethes. ‘After the Elements were reunited, he was freed by the griffins. We reformed him too. As much as a lying monster can be reformed.’

‘You have nothing to worry from our Discord. Fluttershy keeps him in line. Though, he does pal around with dad a bit.’ He shrugs. ‘Makes sense since they are the same pony-ish being.’

‘They are NOT the same. Our father is kind and caring. Discord is a heartless monster. Whoever’s idea it was to free him should be locked up.’

‘You can tell that to Celestia when we meet with her and Luna.’

‘Cele..?!’ Alba breathes. ‘Right. Different world.’ She takes a few more breaths. ‘A different (safer) world.’

‘Half princess, half Time Lord,’ Starlight states. ‘I’ll pretend you aren’t thinking something you’re not willing to discuss with me.’

Alba frowns for a second then smiles at Starlight. ‘Thanks.’

‘What are big brothers for?’

The young mare shudders, getting a laugh from the stallion. She snorts and watches the scenery pass for the rest of the trip.

Twilight Velvet answers the front door. Alba grins nervously and waves on the other side.

‘Twilight!’ Velvet shouts. She instantly frowns. ‘You got younger than me again. Great.’

Alba stares back, not knowing how to react. The older mare examines the visitor closely. She smiles.

‘Sorry for mistaking you. You are taller and thinner than my daughter. The cutie mark is all wrong. Also, her mane is a lot less messy.’

Alba gasps. ‘My mane is messing up!’ She tries flattening it out again. ‘It always does that after a couple days...’

‘Starlight, you can come out of hiding,’ Velvet calls.

Starlight snickers as he trots from behind a bush. Alba growls at him as she fusses with her mane. Velvet gives her grandson a hug.

‘So this is the surprise you had for us? She’s a pretty good likeness of your mother.’

‘There is one major difference, though.’

‘Oh?’

Starlight puts a hoof through Alba. ‘She’s nowhere near as cuddly.’

Velvet giggles. ‘I can see where that would be a problem.’

Alba pushes the stallion away. ‘I really wish you would stop doing that.’

The older mare laughs again. ‘Come on in. Your grandfather just finished making dinner.’

Velvet leads the younger ponies through the house.

‘Technically, he is your grandfather too,’ Starlight whispers to Alba.

‘I know that,’ the princess hisses.

‘Did you ever meet them?’

Alba looks away. ‘They were killed at the wedding. A lot of ponies were killed at the wedding.’

‘Damn... Well, if it is any consolation, my existence proves how awesome a pairing they would have made.’

‘That is one way of looking at it...’

Velvet laughs at the younger ponies. They reach the dining room where Night Light is setting out dinner. He takes one look at the guests and sits down.

‘Mane’s all wrong,’ the older stallion comments.

‘Still!’ Alba goes back to fixing her mane.

Night Light sighs as he starts eating. ‘So, you’re an interdimensional transference trapped between worlds that is somehow bonded to Starlight,’ he says to Alba. ‘How’s that working out for you?’

‘How did you know?’ She glares at Starlight. ‘You told them?’

‘Little missy, I’ve seen all sorts of weird things in my life. The weirdest is either the colt you trotted in here with or his father.’

‘Technically, he is her father too,’ Starlight points out.

‘Really?’ Night Light raises an eyebrow. ‘But she seems so normal.’

‘It’s true. She’s as obsessed with mom as he is and everything.’

‘Hmm. Everypony needs a flaw.’

Alba stands and slams the table. ‘How is honoring the great Twilight Sparkle a bad thing!’

Night Light turns to Starlight. ‘Is the temper from him or her?’

The princess growls and turns away. The stallions snicker. Velvet snorts at both of them.

‘Alba, wake up,’ Starlight groans.

‘Don’t wanna.’

‘We have to find a way to get you home.’

The young mare grumbles and balls up.

‘You’re drooling on me.’

‘One, I’m a princess. I don’t drool. Two, I’m virtually incorporeal. There is no way I would touch you.’

The princess is bonked on the head. She opens her eyes and looks straight into Starlight’s face. The young stallion smiles. Alba screams and slaps him.

‘PERVERT!’

‘Okay. That hurt. And you’re the one sleeping on me.’

Alba looks down. She is is stretched out on top of Starlight. She closes her eyes as a scream builds up.

‘Oh, carp. I know that look.’

Starlight stumbles out of bed and gallops away. Alba screams at the top of her lungs, the effect being enhanced by the Royal Canterlot Voice.

Across the city, Celestia and Luna eat breakfast together. ‘Sounds like our guests are awake,’ Celestia comments calmly.

The princesses and Starlight trot back and forth through the palace library. Alba watches them from a bench at the center of the room. Every time the researchers pass, they are reading a new book or scroll.

‘Quite an interesting problem indeed,’ Celestia comments. ‘We have never had the case of somepony trapped between dimensions before.’

‘Weirder still...’ Starlight adds. He tosses a book in Alba’s direction.

The young princess screams and catches the projectile with her magic. She growls at the stallion.

‘Odd how she is not fully integrated nor is she returning to her world,’ Celestia notes. ‘She has been here for two days now, correct?’

‘Yes, I have been stuck with this fool for the past two days,’ Alba huffs. ‘Seeing my sister and mother has been nice, but I would love to return home.’

Celestia sits with the younger princess. ‘Dimensional crossings are rare, but I have encountered them a number of times. Though, we have never had another alicorn cross in this manner. I believe that might be what is keeping you from fully crossing.’

‘But I don’t want to cross!’ Alba argues. ‘I have a life back home! I have to get home!’ She closes her eyes and takes a few deep breaths. ‘This world is great. It is nice and peaceful. I would love to see more, but there is something really important I need to take care of.’

Celestia tries patting the young mare on the back, but her hoof passes through her. ‘We understand that your family has been trying to find a way to bring Rei back to you. If there were a way to permanently reunite you...’

‘It is not just that. There are other things...’

‘It is all right. We will find a way to return you home.’

Luna trots up. ‘I believe I have found something. An old spell of Star Swirl’s for crossing to other worlds, but it has some unusual requirements’

‘What does it call for?’ Celestia asks.

Luna raises the book and reads. ‘By uniting the Symbols of Grace with the Harmonious Eye, a gateway to another world will be opened. Once you enter, you shall not return. Be warned: chaos will follow.’

‘That is not the spell we found,’ Alba says. ‘It does sound like a strange one. Symbols of Grace and Harmonious Eye? I have never heard of those before.’

‘Simple,’ Starlight replies as he sets a scroll on the table. ‘You have to sacrifice the Elements of Harmony and a TARDIS for a one-way trip to another dimension. The chaos likely refers to the fact you are destroying a TARDIS to punch a hole to another universe. Probably not good for those on the receiving end too.’

‘How do you know that’s what it says?’ Luna asks.

‘The power source for a TARDIS is called the Eye of Harmony. Symbols of Grace most likely refers to the Elements of Harmony. It would make sense that you would need the most advanced technological and magical objects to ever exist in order to create a portal to another universe. The outcome is just an assumption because you are powering a hole-to-another-universe generator with a TARDIS!’

Alba pouts. ‘So that option is out. I don’t want to be responsible for the loss of your universe too...’

The princesses look at Alba questioningly.

‘No need to worry, little sis. I found the solution to your little entrapment problem,’ Starlight boasts. ‘See if this spell is familiar.’

Starlight unfurls the scroll he brought. Alba starts reading. Her eyes go wide with excitement.

‘This is it! This is Helios’ spell!’

‘Told you I am awesome,’ Starlight brags.

Alba frowns. ‘I don’t know how I am going to cast this in my condition...’

‘Don’t worry,’ the stallion assures. ‘We have three of the best magic users in Equestria here to help.’

‘Right! And you’re here too!’

Alba giggles as Starlight growls at her. The princesses laugh.

Celestia studies the spell. ‘Miss Alba, if you are ready, I believe we can send you back.’

‘This doesn’t seem too complicated,’ Luna agrees.

Alba takes a deep breath and nods. ‘I am ready. It is best that I go as soon as possible lest I get permanently stuck here.’

The princesses and Starlight clear the room of books and furniture. Alba takes her place at the center.

‘Starlight,’ Alba calls. ‘If I ever come back, I look forward to seeing you again.’

‘Thanks, little sis.’

The young mare grimaces. ‘Please don’t call me that again, big bro.’

The unicorn winks and powers a spell on his horn. The princesses charge the spell as well. Alba stands ready as the magic wraps around her. Her body glows and energy swirls around her. The casters step back as the magical energy in the room grows. There is a bright flash and a loud crack as Alba disappears. Papers fly everywhere and books fall off the shelves as the energy dissipates. The princesses pick themselves up from under piles of books. Starlight lowers a shield and brushes himself off.

‘That was fun!’ the young stallion cheers. He looks around. ‘Hey, I have a fillyfriend who can take care of this. Let’s go to lunch!’

The princesses grumble and look at each other. They smirk. Celestia levitates a necklace around herself. Luna puts on a pair of glasses.

‘I believe that is a great idea. Right, Selene?’ Amy states.

‘Agreed, Amy,’ Selene replies.

The three ponies trot off together. Amy takes a deep breath.

‘One thing bothers me though,’ Amy worries. ‘Alba seemed to be worried about something back home. I hope everything is okay.’

‘You know they are all worried about Rei back there,’ Starlight says. ‘It was probably just that.’

‘You may be right, young Starlight,’ Selene responds. ‘Though the way she talked...’

‘It will be fine!’ Starlight assures. ‘Come on! Our weight in hay fries await!’

The mares sigh and follow the stallion to lunch.

A loud crack fills Alba’s magic room. James, Luna, Helios, Corona and Razzly gallop to investigate. Alba lays on the floor, moaning. Her family goes to her.

‘Alba! What happened? Where were you?’ James cries, cradling his daughter.

The young mare nuzzles her father’s chest. She turns to Helios. ‘You are in big trouble for what you made me do!’

The prince shrinks away.

‘He told us,’ Luna says. ‘We are dealing with him appropriately.’

Razzly hugs her friend. ‘We were so worried. We thought you were gone for good.’

‘Not quite. I was still tied to this world no matter how hard the other one pulled. The spell was not meant to be used on an alicorn, proving my theory, Helios.’

The prince keeps backing away in shame.

‘But where were you?’ James asks. ‘Did... did you see her?’

Alba nods. ‘She is fine.’ She smiles. ‘Also, I think I found a solution to our problem.’

Author's Note

RoH Crossover: Alba almost crosses to the other universe. She mentions finding a potential solution to her world's problem...

Story Note: The chapter title is a play on Twilight's Shadow, where Alba earned her Element of Friendship/Magic.

Story Event: Here we go! The first (direct) crossover with RoH. Alba gets to see what life would be like if Twilight Sparkle wasn't killed at her wedding. She also gets to see her sister again and get to know Starlight a bit. This could be the start of something huge.

Fever Dream

Characters (Human): Satsuma, Starlight, Razzly, Pumpkin and Pound Cake, Shaun, Freya, Del, Rei
Characters (Pony): Satsuma, Rei, Starlight, Applejack, Del, Freya
Original Start Date: June 30, 2013 (SCS launch day!)

Satsuma moans as he sits up in bed. He holds his pounding head and winces from the pain. He rubs his eyes and notices something amiss. He slowly opens his eyes and shouts in surprise. Instead of hooves, he has weird fleshy appendages with five smaller protrusions each.

‘Okay. What the hell?’ Satsuma panics, studying the appendages. ‘Th-these sort of look like...’ He takes a deep breath. ‘I probably just read too many of Lyra’s or Featherweight’s stories. Maybe it is because I was researching primates so much.’ He takes another breath. ‘This is just a dream.’

Satsuma tests his fingers then pinches his arm. He yelps in pain.

‘Okay...’ He lines up a slap and hits himself in the face. ‘Son of a..! So this isn’t a dream...’ He closes his eyes and thinks. ‘Okay. I’ll ask Starlight what is going on. Maybe he’ll know.’

The young man gets out of bed. He is a little shaky on his feet, but he soon gets the hang of standing on two legs. He looks around and finds his glasses where he usually leaves them, sitting on the book he was reading before bed. He looks around and gasps.

Satsuma stares at himself in a full-length mirror. Though he does not know much about human anatomy or appearances, he is certain he is much older, like seven or eight years older, than when he was a pony. His human body is very muscular. He must help out on the farm a lot. Satsuma spends a couple minutes examining his new body. He notices his lower half is clothed. Curiosity gets ahold of him and he takes a peek. If he were looking in the mirror, he would have seen his face turn the color he normally would see.

There is a knock on his door. ‘Satsuma, are ya up ye-... Oh, dear Celestia!’ Applejack snaps. ‘Knock that off!’

Satsuma shouts and falls back on his bed. ‘BWAH! Sorry, mom! I didn’t mean... I mean I was just... I mean...’

His mother closes her eyes and fights back her embarrassment. ‘Listen, Ah know yer at the age when yer body starts changin’, but ya can at least wait ‘til ya have a moment o’ privacy t’ mess ‘round with ya.’

‘S-sorry! I...’

Applejack shakes her head. ‘It’s okay. We’ll talk later. Ah might have t’ call yer dad too...’

‘I’m really sorry, mom.’

‘Jus’ get yerself ready fer school. Ya don’ wanna be late.’

Applejack rolls her eyes as she leaves her son to get dressed. Satsuma groans and gets up again.

Satsuma runs to town. According to a tag in his backpack, Satsuma is in high school, confirming his theory that he is older. He dressed and ate quickly so he can stop by the schoolhouse before his first class. The young man slows as he nears the building. A number of kids he does not recognize run around the yard. Satsuma scans the playground. He sees Del watching the kids. She smiles and starts to come over. While Satsuma looking for his brother, he is hit with two small bumps.

‘Satsuma!’ a pair of girls cheer, hugging the young man. One has puffy, emerald hair. The other has flat, fuchsia hair.

Satsuma laughs nervously and pats them on the head. Del chuckles as she arrives.

‘Your sisters are always happy to see you,’ the woman notes.

‘R-right! My sisters.’ The young man smiles. ‘Always nice.’

‘I take it you’re not here to see them.’ Del smiles seductively. ‘Are you here for me?’

Satsuma gulps and tries not to look at his older sister. ‘I, uh, well, Starlight...’

The woman huffs and looks away. ‘He won’t be here for a bit. You know he likes spending time with his wife in the morning.’

‘Oh, uh, Apple Bloom... Right. Can you tell him I want to see him?’

‘Can do, little bro! Now hurry before you’re late too.’ She leans down and kisses Satsuma on the cheek. ‘Don’t break too many hearts, you handsome devil.’

For what feels like the second or third time that day, Satsuma regains his pony colors. He nods, unlatches himself from the girls and hurries away.

At lunch, Satsuma sits with his friends. He is still upset, some of his friends look worried and others look confused. Fortunately, they all look close enough to their pony counterparts for Satsuma to recognize them. An athletic girl with wild orange hair crosses her arms and looks away.

‘That is just silly,’ Pumpkin snorts. ‘This isn’t a dream. Your weird pony fantasy is the dream.’

‘I don’t know,’ a tall boy replies in an English accent. ‘I like the part where I am a griffin. Such noble creatures befit my heritage.’

‘Whatever, Shaun.’

‘Personally, I loved the tale,’ a slender girl with magenta and silver hair comments. Razzly flips a lock over her shoulder. ‘Not only am I clever and spectacular in real life, but I am the filly of everypony’s dreams too.’ She looks at Satsuma. ‘I am using the words correctly, right?’

‘He never said that about you!’ Pumpkin argues. ‘Just because you were there doesn’t make it true.’

Shaun nods. ‘True. By that token, Pound can be seen as the stallion of his dreams.’

A boy with styled brown hair laughs nervously. ‘Don’t word it like that. We were all in the dream.’

‘It wasn’t a dream!’ Satsuma moans. ‘This is the dream!’

The other teens roll their eyes. A girl with long purple-pink hair looks at the group. Satsuma spots her. She squeaks and turns back to the plush rabbit on her desk. The young man sighs and rejoins his friends as they debate what they think is a dream.

‘Satsuma, dear. Can you tell us why this is the dream and your equine adventures are not?’ Razzly asks.

‘You mean besides the fact that I went to sleep as a pony and woke up as a human?’

Pumpkin rolls her eyes. ‘That would be a great start.’

‘I think it would be fun to be a pegasus,’ Pound says, smiling. ‘It would be fun to fly everywhere.’

‘Listen, we all agree that it would be really cool to live in Satsuma’s dream, but it is just that, a dream!’ Pumpkin argues.

Pound snorts and slumps back. ‘And here I am supposed to be the scientific one of us.’

‘Isn’t it possible both could be a dream and reality?’ Shaun suggests. ‘We still don’t really know how the mind works, and Satsuma’s conscious reality and unconscious reality could be getting him confused.’

The others stare at the young man.

Pound turns to his sister. ‘Okay. I’m on your side now. That made no sense.’

Satsuma leans back, grumbling, while his friends keep debating. He looks again at Freya and smiles. The young girl catches him looking and balls up. He laughs and waits for class to start again.

After school, Satsuma is pressed against a locker as Razzly traps him in a kiss. The young man does not know how to react, especially when the girl puts his hands on her hips and moves close. When Razzly lets him free, Satsuma stares at her and pants.

‘I bet you don’t get kissed like that in your wildest dreams,’ the girl coos.

‘Razzly, that was...’

She pecks his lips. ‘Way better than usual. You’re amazing.’ Razzly cuddles against Satsuma’s chest. ‘Are you going to be working on the the farm later or can we sneak off to your clubhouse?’

‘Uh, well, there were some things I wanted to look into after school...’

‘Hmpf. Well, if this is a dream,’ -- she places his hands on her breasts -- ‘we should make it one to remember.’

Satsuma gulps and slams into the locker again as he tries to back away. Razzly smirks and gives him another kiss before leaving. The young man tries catching his breath as he heads in the opposite direction. He fails to notice a white plush rabbit watching him.
…

Pumpkin traps Satsuma under her as she leans down and kisses him. Satsuma struggles to reciprocate with the young woman sitting on his chest. She lets up and smiles down at her victim.

‘So, real enough for you?’ the young woman asks.

‘Pumpkin, I...’

‘Am the best kisser ever? Yeah. That is true. You’re the best.’

‘No, that’s not what I was going to say,’ Satsuma pants.

‘Finally going to admit I’m better than that tramp?’

‘Huh? No? I was going to...’

‘Hmpf! What is it! I’m better than she is. I’m taller, more athletic and smarter than she is.’ Pumpkin sits back, getting a grunt from the boy under her. ‘Just because she has bigger breasts and her hair doesn’t explode with the slightest hint of moisture...’

‘Can’t breathe...’ Satsuma rasps.

‘Oh! Sorry!’

Pumpkin moves back. She smiles as Satsuma sits up and catches his breath.

‘What is going on?’ the young man wonders.

‘What do you mean?’

‘You and Razzly. Why are you..?’

Pumpkin frowns. ‘We’ve been fighting over you since grade school.’ She pokes the bridge of his glasses. ‘You’re the one too stubborn to pick one of us.’

‘You have? I’ve never...’

‘Is this your stupid dream thing again?’ the girl snorts. ‘Give it a break! This is the real world!’

‘Pumpkin, I know you think that, but I have to find out the truth for myself.’

Pumpkin growls and gets up. ‘Whatever. When you want to accept reality, I’ll be helping at my parent’s bakery.’

The young woman storms away. Satsuma scrambles after her, but she is faster than he is. He sees a hand sticking around a corner and grabs it.

‘Hey, wait!’ A sharp squeak greets him in return. Satsuma jumps at the sound. ‘I’m sorry! … Freya?’

The girl blushes and looks away, her long hair covering her face.

‘Sorry for scaring you, Freya. I was going after Pumpkin, and we were fighting about...’ He shakes his head and smiles at the shy girl. ‘Hey, want to go for a walk?’

Satsuma holds out a hand. Freya looks at the hand then up to Satsuma’s smiling face. She smiles, shifts Angel to under her arm and slowly takes the offered hand. She smiles as they walk off together. Down the hall, Pumpkin and Razzly watch them and growl jealously.

Having spent the afternoon talking to Freya, Satsuma finally relaxes. Freya’s silent nature allowed the young man to work out his thoughts on his situation. His companion listens to everything he says, happy to spend some time with the boy she likes.

The two teenagers sit in the park. Freya still holds Satsuma’s hand as he talks.

‘... And I guess that is it,’ the boy sighs. ‘I don’t know if this is real or not. I just want to go back to the way things were... Back to what I know... I wish I were a pony...’

Freya looks at Satsuma, down at their hands, then back up. She gives his hand a gentle squeeze.

Satsuma laughs. ‘Thanks. You’re the best.’

The girl blushes and looks away.

‘Hey. I am going to see Starlight. Want to come?’

Freya shakes her head. She finally lets go of Satsuma’s hand when he gets up.

‘Seriously. Thank you for all your help.’

Satsuma leans down and gives Freya a small kiss on the cheek. The girl lets out a loud squeak and balls up, her hair covering her. She cradles Angel under her.

‘Freya! Are you..? Freya...’

The girl squeaks and shakes her head.

Satsuma sighs. ‘Sorry. Thank you for all your help today.’

The boy turns to leave, but his hand is caught.

‘Rei.’

Satsuma looks back. ‘What?’

‘See Rei.’ Freya whispers. ‘She will help you. She’s the best big sister.’

Satsuma smiles and nods. ‘Thanks. You really are the best.’

Freya’s grip loosens and slips away as Satsuma leaves. The girl smiles under her cocoon. ‘I love you...’

At Japanese Imports, Satsuma explains the situation to Rei. Scootaloo stands behind her boss, giggling at the story. Rei nods understandingly.

‘I knew your uncle was into that kiddie stuff,’ Scootaloo snickers, ‘but I never thought you were into ponies too.’

‘When you stop reading their fiction, I’ll take you seriously,’ Satsuma snarls.

Before Scootaloo can argue, Rei raises a hand. ‘I have the solution!’ She frowns at her brother. ‘This might hurt a bit. Clear!’

Rei taps Satsuma’s chest. A burst of electricity pulses through the young man. He collapses on the counter. He looks up at his sister. She taps him again.

Satsuma screams as he bolts upright. He is caught in his mother’s hooves. He pants and looks around. Rei, Starlight and Del are sitting next to him. All his friends are gathered around, with Pound, Kain, Shaun, Summer Rain and the other pegasi flying overhead.

‘What happened?’ Satsuma rasps.

‘Ah told ya not t’ go t’ school,’ Applejack sobs. ‘Ah told ya, ya were too sick.’

Starlight pats his little brother’s back. ‘You weren’t in the best of shape when you got to school today. When we broke for recess, you were barely out the door when you passed out. Nurse Redheart is still on her way to check on you.’

‘But just now...’ the colt stammers.

Rei blows a cloud of electricity from her hoof. ‘Saving my little brother. All in a day’s work.’

Applejack wipes her tears and lifts her son to her back. ‘Let’s get ya home. Ah’ll keep ya in bed ‘til yer better.’

The colt moans in protest, but he does not have the energy to try to escape. He looks at his friends as he is carried away. They breathe sighs of relief to see their friend awake. Razzly and Pumpkin wave as Satsuma is carried past. As Applejack passes a large tree, Satsuma sees Freya balled up, crying, with Angel in front of her.

Satsuma tries getting up. ‘Freya...’

The colt collapses but keeps looking back at his friend.

Applejack sits with her son as Nurse Redheart checks her medical scan of the colt.

‘A few days of bed rest and he’ll be fine,’ the nurse prescribes. ‘But knowing it is him, I recommend strapping him down.’

Satsuma groans and flops back into his pillow.

‘It’ll do ya good,’ Applejack agrees. She looks at the nurse. ‘It’s gettin’ late. Ya can stay fer dinner if ya want.’

Redheart shakes her head. ‘I have to get back to Pearl. I know I’ll be hearing all about this from his perspective.’

The nurse trots to the door. There is a squeak.

‘Sorry,’ Fluttershy apologizes. ‘Applejack invited us over, and Big Macintosh let us in...’

‘It is okay. I was just leaving.’ Redheart turns back to the sick colt. ‘Stay. In. Bed.’

Satsuma grumbles. He looks over at the door. Applejack and Fluttershy are chatting. He can see Freya behind her mother. Applejack returns to the bed.

‘Ah invited yer friend over since ya seemed concerned ‘bout her. We’ll leave ya alone.’

Fluttershy waves to the sick colt and nudges Freya into the room. The two mares leave their kids to talk. Freya nervously trots to the bed. Satsuma smiles at his friend and invites her up. The bat pony flies up. She tries hiding behind Angel, but keeps glancing at Satsuma.

‘Thanks for coming,’ Satsuma rasps.

Freya nods.

‘Uh, well... When I passed out, at school,’ -- Freya squeaks and ducks -- ‘I had this dream... It was a weird dream. Everypony was there. But, uh, in the dream...’ He shakes his head. ‘Nopony believed me that it was a dream. In the dream, you were the only one that really helped me. I mean, I know it wasn’t the real you, but still...’ He smiles at his friend. ‘Thank you.’

Freya blushes. She keeps glancing from Satsuma to the bed.

‘Um, well, that was all I wanted to say. Tha-’

Satsuma is cut off as Freya kisses him. She knocks Angel off the bed as she hugs the colt. Satsuma stares in shock when she lets him up

‘Don’t ever do that again!’ Freya whispers, crying. ‘You scared me! You idiot! You’re sick! You should be in bed!’

‘Fr-Freya?’

‘You big dummy!’

Freya hugs Satsuma again, crying into his chest. The colt smiles and pats her on the back.

‘Uh, Freya... Would you like to stay for dinner? If it is okay with your mom, of course.’

The filly smiles and nods. ‘That would be great.’

A muffled snicker is heard outside of the room. Satsuma rolls his eyes.

‘Satsuma...’

‘You have the prettiest voice,’ the colt sighs as he leans back. ‘You should talk more often.’

Freya sighs and leans forward as Satsuma falls asleep. ‘I love you, Satsuma.’

Satsuma smiles. ‘I wub... -reya...’

Freya giggles, kisses the sleeping colt’s nose and cuddles up on his chest. Outside of the room, Applejack and Fluttershy smile at their foals and go to get their dinner.

Author's Note

Satsuma Love Triangle: Satsuma starts seeing Freya.

Story Event: So, how do you like this new take on humanized stories? I wanted to try something new other than 'it was all fiction written by Lyra/Featherweight' and this was what came to me. Yes, 'it is all a dream' is cliche, but it is not like this is the only new take on humanized I have up my sleeves.

Fun fact: This was my final entry in the last Artist Training Grounds, so the story has been spoiled for a while now. (Also made better designs for human Freya and Razzly since then too.)

Another Perspective: The Ultimate Question

Main Guests: Discord
Original Start Date: March 9, 2014

James laughs at Discord and gallops away. The draconequus snorts and snaps his talons. A large box on his tail disappears. He stretches and begins patrolling the palace gardens.

In another part of the gardens, a bright flash lights the area. A pair of ponies emerge from the flash. A couple seconds later, their glasses appear and land on their faces.

Satsuma adjusts his glasses. ‘You really need to work on that.’

‘Meh,’ Starlight replies. ‘Why fix what ain’t broken?’

‘When what is broken is my glasses, you’re the one buying me a new pair.’

‘I have a spell for that.’

His younger brother rolls his eyes. ‘Of course you do.’ He looks around. ‘So, where are we this time?’

Starlight holds up a hoof. ‘I’ll give you five guesses.’

‘I hate you.’

Starlight looks at his hoof. ‘Uh, pretend I lowered a finger.’

Satsuma huffs and starts exploring. ‘If this were that delusion, I would be showing you one for sure.’

‘Is it this one?’

Satsuma ignores his brother. ‘This looks like Canterlot. Cheerilee took us here on a field trip the year before you came here.’

‘Fun fact: Your aunt, aka my true love, freed Discord on one of those trips. Isn’t she just wonderful?’

His younger brother adjusts his glasses again. ‘I don’t think that word means what you think it means.’

‘Which one of us is a teacher?’

‘Sorry, I must have missed your last class.’

‘Only because you were passed out dead in the doorway. I told you to go home early.’

Satsuma snorts and looks around. ‘So, we are Canterlot. When are we?’

‘Now, that’s’ -- he turns and smirks -- ‘The Ultimate Question.’

His younger brother facehoofs. ‘Who are you talking too? Who do you think you are? Pinkie Pie?’

‘That’s me!’ a chipper voice shouts from the other end of the garden.

Starlight turns back to his brother. ‘Sorry. I just had to do that.’

‘Ugh. You’re so weird.’

‘We are here to observe one of the most important events in Equestria’s history.’

‘I was born during the daytime in Ponyville.’

‘This important event leads to that very important event.’

Satsuma grimaces. ‘If we are going to peep on my parents...’

‘Technically yes, but not in the way you think, pervert.’ He shakes his head. ‘All four of my siblings are weird.’

‘Four?’

Starlight marches forward. ‘Nope. Tonight, our target is in there.’ He points to a building in the distance. ‘We sneak in, hang out for a bit, catch the show, then it is back home in time to tuck you into bed so you can get plenty of sleep for class tomorrow.’

‘Do you plan these with my mom? Sheesh.’

‘How did you..?’

Satsuma starts trotting away. ‘What’s going on over there that you want me to see?’

‘I would be a poor teacher if I just told you what you were about to learn.’

‘There is just so much there, I don’t know where to start.’

‘Onward!’

Starlight leads his brother through the garden. They are within ten meters of the target building when a bright spotlight falls on them, a wall springs from the ground around them, and Discord appears dressed as a police officer.

‘Well, well, well. Looks like I caught some castle crashers.’ Discord snaps his talons, causing Starlight to appear in orange armor and Satsuma to appear in red.

Satsuma looks at his armor. ‘Seriously? I am more orange than red.’

‘I’d say you are more orangish-red with a tint of copper,’ Starlight replies.

‘I hate you.’

Discord looks at the strange guests. ‘Who are you? You seem so familiar.’

Starlight sheds his armor. ‘We are mere travellers here to observe the momentous occasion that is about to happen inside. We humbly ask that you allow us to pass, O Great Discord.’

Discord narrows his gaze. He gets out a clipboard. ‘Are you on the guest list?’

‘No, not really,’ Starlight replies, ‘but technically he is in there already.’

‘Huh?’

Satsuma thinks then grimaces. ‘I just got that and ew.’

‘So, can we pass?’ Starlight asks.

Discord frowns and snaps his talons. The wall is replaced by eight arrow-shaped signs pointing to a sign reading ‘NO!’

‘Clever. How about if I say the magic word?’

‘I really doubt “please” will get me to change my mind.’

‘What about… Abracadabra!’

Starlight casts a spell. He and Satsuma disappear. They reappear a second later, faces planted on a shield.

‘Did you really think it was going to be that easy?’ Satsuma grumbles, fixing his glasses for the second time this night.

‘My poor, beautiful face...’ Starlight whines.

Discord snorts. ‘Funny. I would have thought that was on the other side of your body.’

Starlight rubs his sore nose. ‘Seriously, you are fifteen-hundred years old and that is the best retort you can come up with.’

‘I am far older than that, son.’

‘Yes and no. Technically. To both.’

‘What are you on about?’

‘I ask myself that every time I see him...’ Satsuma mutters in agreement.

Discord sighs, upset. ‘I think you haven’t heard me.’ A flash surrounds him. He appears in a long grey robe with pointed grey hat and carries a staff. ‘You shall not pass.’

‘I can do that too.’ Starlight casts a spell. He becomes dressed in a starry blue robe with a starry pointed hat, both covered in bells, and a fake beard. ‘Now, will you pretty please let us pass?’

‘The bells are a bit much.’

Starlight holds up part of his robe. ‘Hoof-stitched! Bells are even in all the right places! I checked to make sure!’

The unicorn glares up and growls. Discord looks down and returns the snarl. Satsuma lets out a long sigh.

‘You know, we will get in there,’ Starlight states.

‘Bring it on,’ Discord counters.

Starlight turns his nose up and trots away. Satsuma groans and follows his brother.

A maintenance worker trots through the palace gardens levitating a ladder behind him. A second, smaller worker hangs from the back of the ladder.

‘This is the worst idea ever,’ Satsuma complains.

‘Everything is awesome!’ Starlight sings.

‘Ugh.’

Discord appears before the brothers again. ‘Halt. Where do you think you’re going?’

‘Here to patch up a reactor leak in your jefferies tube.’

Discord snaps his talons, removing the ponies’ disguise. ‘Nice try, but you have to get up pretty early to get one past me.’

Starlight glares. ‘One, this so-called “get up early” does not exist, even in your twisted sense of reality. Two, you need to be more friendly!’

‘We can’t all be living the dream,’ Discord taunts. ‘Now shoo.’

Starlight retreats to plan a new trick. Discord laughs and whistles an upbeat tune.

Starlight straightens his new disguise as he levitates a number of pizza boxes. Satsuma grumbles as he pulls a cart filled with even more pizzas.

‘Why do I have to do all the hard work?’ Satsuma complains.

‘It builds character,’ his brother replies. ‘Trust me.’

‘Then why aren’t you doing any heavy lifting?’

‘Because I am already well-loved and a fan favorite. My name is in the title, too.’

Satsuma facehoofs. ‘And why am I called crazy when I tell anypony about my human dream!’

The brothers reach Discord’s checkpoint.

‘Forty-two pizzas with everything on them,’ Starlight says. ‘Just let us pass and...’

Discord holds up his paw. ‘Whoa. Forty-two pizzas with everything on them? Who ordered those?’

‘Uh… The white one.’

‘Which white one?’

‘Ya know. The one with wings.’

‘Which white one with wings?’

‘Uh...’ Starlight thinks. ‘Rei?’

‘Nice try. She’s back in Ponyville with her sister and fillyfriend.’

‘Damn it. Worth a shot.’

Starlight turns to leave, but Discord stops him.

‘Leave the pizzas.’

The ponies sigh and set down the pizzas before they leave. Discord cackles and opens the first box. It is empty.

‘Well played. I did not see this one coming. But you haven’t won yet.’

‘This has to be your stupidest idea yet,’ the younger brother complains.

Starlight grins. ‘Trust me. This is going to work.’ The unicorn jumps in front of Discord and points. ‘Oh my mother! What is that!’

‘Really?’ Discord facepaws. ‘This has to be your stupidest idea yet.’

‘Tell me about it,’ Satsuma agrees. ‘It is like he doesn’t have an original thought in his head.’

‘He is just the worst.’

Starlight growls. ‘I know you wanted to meet him, but you weren’t supposed to get along.’

‘I don’t even know him,’ Discord huffs.

‘Yeah, you’re probably thinking of somepony else,’ Satsuma adds.

‘You two are jerks. I can’t believe I am related to you.’

Satsuma rolls his eyes. ‘Coming from you, that really hurts.’

‘Aha! I knew you were familiar.’ Discord examines Starlight closer. ‘That mane. Those glasses. That aura.’ He snaps his talons, and a small blue creature with pink hair appears. ‘Seabreeze, what does the scouter say about his power level?’

Seabreeze angrily turns and faces Discord. ‘You fool! I am sick of that joke! You have forced me to do your bidding over nine thousand times! No more!’

The breezy turns, stamps its foot and huffs.

‘What? Over nine thousand?’ Discord sends Seabreeze away. ‘Seems like more than that.’ He turns back to Starlight. ‘Anyway. I am certain who you are, son.’

Starlight groans. ‘You really think that, don’t you? Just because he played along with you doesn’t mean it is true.’

‘What are you talking about?’ Satsuma asks.

‘Discord is under the delusion that he is our father. Maybe you can give him a hand in explaining how that is wrong.’

‘First, I hate you. Second, I really doubt my mom would let him anywhere near her willingly.’ He scoffs. ‘She’d need to be sick with blue flu to be that far out of her mind.’

Discord scowls. ‘Do you doubt who I am? I am Discord. I am the all-powerful master of chaos. I have traveled across dimensions to defend my crown.’

‘You really think that, don’t you?’ Starlight replies.

‘You have reason to doubt me?’

The unicorn sighs. He reaches behind Satsuma’s ear and gets out a sonic screwdriver. ‘Does your mom know you have this?’

The colt sweats. ‘She lets me borrow it!’

‘Sure she does,’ his older brother sighs, scanning Discord. He checks the result. ‘See. Your quantum signature is synced with our own. You are Discord, the last draconequus from the pegasi’s campaign against your kind fifteen-hundred years ago. Your imprisoning by the princesses was the only thing that kept your kind alive.’

‘That is proposperous! You would think I would remember something about a family or a little sister.’

‘You had a little sister? That is so sad to hear. Sorry for your loss.’

Discord shakes his head. ‘What? No. What are you talking about?’ He holds his head. ‘You’re confusing me.’

‘Confusing or helping you remember?’

‘You are trying to make me doubt who I am. Stop it.’

Starlight sighs. ‘You have been resisting for so long now. Give in and accept who you really are. Eris would have wanted it that way.’

‘She would have...’

‘So, can we pass?’

Discord nods. ‘Fine. Just get out of my head.’

‘Thank you.’ Starlight bows and trots past.

Satsuma follows, watching Discord. ‘What was that?’

‘Just a story dad told me once. One of two Discords.’

The colt stops. ‘Two Discords?!’

Starlight nods. ‘One was a draconequus who lived where Ponyville now stands. He would torment all the ponies of Equestria until the Princesses used the Elements of Harmony to seal him in stone.’

‘Until Aunt Apple Bloom freed him, right?’

‘Exactly. The other Discord was a being trapped between dimensions, something I recently gained too much experience with. That Discord was from Rei’s world where he was our father after his first regeneration. He abused and corrupted the regeneration energies so much that he created a crack in reality and an imprint of his mind was sent here and latched to our Discord. Similar imprints have crossed in the past, but usually just left without much incident.’

‘How do you know all of this?’

‘You know how I assigned you a five-hundred word essay, double-spaced with twelve-point font?’

‘Yeah?’

‘Change word to page, double to single, twelve to nine, and you have what my mother would assign me for homework.’

Satsuma grimaces. ‘Sounds brutal.’

‘Tell me about it. It only got worse when I was your age.’

His brother stops. ‘What?!’

Starlight stops too. ‘Shh. We’re here for the moment I wanted us to see.’

The unicorn levitates his brother to his back. They stand at the back of a large crowd of ponies. All eyes are focused on James as he nervously approaches Twilight Sparkle.

James bows down and holds up a small purple box with a shining, horn-sized ring inside. ‘Twilight Sparkle, will you marry me?’

Author's Note

TWP Timeline: James proposes to Twilight. (Duh! :P) Spoiler 1: She says 'YES! x ∞' Spoiler 2: Starlight is their son.

Discord Timeline: Starlight reveals some interesting things about Discord's past.

Story Note: This chapter was dedicated to the memory of Tibbles' theory about the universes. It made too much sense so it had to be destroyed with a vengeance.

Also, if you didn't think I would make that reference after finding out same voice actor, you were sadly mistaken.

An Imprecise Science

Main Characters: Starlight, Daring Do
Cameos: Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Del, Satsuma, Rei
Original Start Date: March 8, 2014

A faded blue earth pony mare with light grey mane sits at a bar. A yellow-brown pegasus with a greyscale mane sits next to her and orders a drink.

‘Hell of a show tonight,’ Daring Do comments.

‘Agreed,’ Winter’s Howl replies. ‘That was a wonderful look into your new book and latest adventures.’

‘Eh. I do what I can.’ She leans back and drinks. ‘Just fun regularly having adventures.’

‘Where are you headed next?’

‘Gonna head back to Ponyville for a bit before the last couple stops in the tour.’

Winter’s Howl drinks. ‘Same schedule as here? Reading and Q&A?’

Daring smiles. ‘Not quite. Gonna do a reading at the library, but I’m also planning a signing at my friend’s store and stopping off at the schoolhouse. Ya know, go all out for my home.’

‘That will be fun. The teachers, Mr Sparkle and Ms Wanderer, are very nice.’

‘Sparkle and Wanderer, you say?’

The earth pony nods. ‘I met them not too long ago. They are good teachers and great siblings. You’ll like them.’

Daring smirks. ‘I am sure I will.’ She finishes the rest of her drink. ‘So, my place or yours?’

Winter’s Howl blushes. ‘S-sorry. I’m not into mares.’

‘You will be once I am through with you.’

Starlight giddily prances around Ponyville Library. Apple Bloom comes back from shopping to see her coltfriend happily hopping about.

‘Yer excited. First time meetin’ Darin’?’

Starlight stops and nods. ‘Yep! I’ve read all her books, all her son’s books and his son’s books!’

Apple Bloom facehoofs. ‘Starlight, remember what Ah said ‘bout spoilers?’

‘Try to limit myself to one or two a week?’

‘Ah still think that’s too much… Anyway, ain’t ya makin’ too much o’ a big deal ‘bout her? She ain’t like her books, ya know.’

‘That’s good. Her last books and her rewrites made her seem overly sexual and crazy about time-traveling scientists.’

‘Well, actually...’

‘OH! She is probably here now! I’ll be right back!’ Starlight teleports away.

‘... that is pretty much all true...’ Apple Bloom hangs her head and sighs. ‘She’s gonna do untoward thin’s t’ him, and it’s gonna be his own damn fault...’

Starlight appears outside of Neighponese Imports and enters right away.

‘Welcome to, blah, blah, blah,’ Scootaloo says, not looking up from a hoofheld game.

‘Is your roommate here?’ Starlight asks, rounding the counter.

Scootaloo glances up. ‘Yeah, but she is...’

‘Great! I’ll just be a minute!’

‘... resting.’ Scootaloo sighs and returns to her game. ‘Knowing what Daring will do to him… So jealous of her right now.’

Starlight dances up the stairs. He looks around the apartment. ‘Hello? Anypony home?’

‘I’m up,’ Daring yawns as she comes out of her bedroom. She sees her guest and a lusty grin forms. ‘Give me a sec, and I’ll have you up too.’

‘Uh… Hi? I’m Starlight.’

Daring sashays over and takes the unicorn in. ‘Hey, handsome. Great to meet you.’

‘Uh, yeah. It is nice to meet you. I am the the new teacher at that school-’ -- he lets out a sharp scream -- ‘-house.’

Daring retracts her hoof from under her guest. ‘Very impressive.’ She rubs against Starlight. ‘Same as your job.’ She passes and wags her tail under Starlight’s nose. ‘So, do you have a longer name or just Starlight?’

‘I-I am Starlight Sparkle.’

Daring turns back, her smile wider. ‘Sparkle? Any relation to..? Oh, definitely. I can see it all over you.’ She brings her muzzle close to Starlight’s. ‘Care to pick up where your father and I left off?’

Daring leans in for a kiss, but Starlight scrambles back. He trips over a couch.

‘I have a fillyfriend!’ the young stallion shouts, teleporting away.

The pegasus laughs, gets a drink and heads downstairs. She sits at the counter with Scootaloo.

‘So, what is the story behind Mister Starlight Sparkle?’

Scootaloo laughs. ‘Don’t tell me you’re after him? That ain’t gonna happen.’

‘Oh?’

‘I’ve seen mares cut in front of him in the market just to flag him, and he doesn’t even bat an eye. He’s completely devoted to Apple Bloom.’

‘Him and the cute redhead?’ Daring chuckles and drinks. ‘Target doubly acquired. I’d love to be in the middle of that.’

Scootaloo shakes her head. ‘You love living dangerously.’

‘Daring does what other ponies don’t,’ the older pegasus replies, heading back upstairs.

Apple Bloom goes to the bedroom. There is a large lump in the bed, shaking. She goes over and uncovers Starlight, balled up and stroking his tail.

‘Met Darin’, didn’t ya?’

‘She touched me… in places,’ the stallion whimpers.

‘Ah coulda warned ya. She really had it fer yer pa too. Like y’all are a magnet fer the mares or somethin’.’

‘I need an adult...’

Apple Bloom sighs, kisses her coltfriend and sits with him.

The couple wakes early to a knocking on the library door. Apple Bloom gets up, leaving Starlight to drool into his pillow. The young mare yawns as she trots downstairs.

‘Ah’m comin’. Ah’m comin’.’

She opens the door for Daring.

‘If what I hear about your coltfriend is true, you must say that a lot.’

‘Hey, Darin’,’ Apple Bloom huffs. ‘Ah see ya haven’ changed.’

‘Good to see you too, sexy. Thanks for letting me have an event here.’

The librarian shows her guest in. ‘It’s fer mah visitors. Jus’ remember that if ya step out of line, Ah’ll pound ya.’

‘Yeah, yeah. One broken wing from a filly half my age is enough for one lifetime.’

There is a noise from above them. They look up to see Starlight trot out of the bedroom.

The stallion yawns. ‘Apple Bloom, I was having a bad dream that you weren’t sleeping beside me anymore, then I woke up and the nightmare was real. I need cuddles.’

Daring flies up. ‘Don’t worry. I’m here for you.’

Starlight screams and teleports away.

‘Ya really have a way with some ponies.’

‘He’ll be back. I know where he lives.’

Apple Bloom groans and goes to a storage closet. ‘Let’s jus’ get ya set up.’

Starlight sneaks back to the library after school. The front door is open, and he can hear ponies inside. Specifically, he can hear Daring inside, telling a story. The stallion creeps to the door and peeks in.

‘You think you can get past me, eh?’ a pony says behind him.

‘Easily, Pip,’ Starlight replies. ‘I was just checking to see if my room was clear for teleporting.’

“What do you mean “easily”?’ his friend complains. ‘You’re talking to a Lunar Guard here.’

‘Aren’t you the lowest-ranked Lunar Guard in Ponyville?’

‘I prefer to think that I am the one with the most potential.’

‘Scootaloo taught you that, didn’t she?’

‘I don’t see why that matters.’

Starlight laughs. ‘Anyway, what are you doing here? You don’t strike me as a reader.’

‘I’m Daring’s security for this part of her trip. She hoof-picked me to be her bodyguard.’

‘Stay on top of her constantly please. It is for her own good that you stay on her and never let up.’

‘With wording like that, you’ll make Dinky jealous of me,’ a voice says behind Starlight.

The unicorn turns to see Daring behind him. He screams and dives behind Pip. ‘Some bodyguard you are! How’d you sneak past us?’

‘Please. I’ve been sneaking around temples since your grand-daddy was your age,’ Daring scoffs. ‘I think I know how to slip past some bibliophiles to give the sexiest stallion I have seen some attention.’

‘I’m flattered, but Dinky really would get jealous,’ Pip replies.

‘Not you, shrimp,’ Daring says, pushing past. ‘Now, how good are you at kissing? Your father usually had me ready with one good kiss.’ She puts her face close to Starlight’s. ‘And they were all good kisses.’

‘Not recommended,’ Silver Spoon comments calmly as she exits the library.

Starlight tries escaping as Daring goes in for the kiss. He is saved by a last-second hoof blocking his face.

‘What do ya think yer doin’?’ Apple Bloom growls.

‘Trying to make out with your coltfriend, duh,’ Daring replies. ‘If you’ll excuse me, I have some work to do around his tongue region. Gotta get it warmed up for the main event.’

Apple Bloom drags Daring inside as more patrons leave the library. ‘Pip, block the door,’ she says after everypony has left. She turns to the other mare. ‘Listen, Darin’. Jus’ cause nopony stood up t’ ya when it was his pa ‘round, doesn’t mean Ah won’ take ya ‘round back and give ya what’s comin’ t’ ya if ya keep goin’ after mah Starlight.’

‘She will!’ Starlight adds, nodding. ‘She almost beat up Silver Spoon for a kiss that was my fault.’

‘Pfft,’ Daring scoffs. ‘It is all in good fun. Did she tell you that she is invited too? What do you say Starlight? You, me, her. Sounds like fun.’

The stallion looks at the two mares nervously. ‘I plead the fifth.’

‘Starlight!’ Apple Bloom yells.

Daring and Pip laugh.

The pegasus calms herself. ‘Don’t worry a thing, Apple Bloom. I won’t go hunting him down or anything. I’ll behave myself. It is not like we will be around each other too often. I just have an all-day signing at the shop, and tomorrow is a special lecture at the schoolhouse. Not like I’ll run into him there.’

‘Phew,’ Starlight breathes. ‘Perfectly… Oh carp! I forgot about the lecture!’

Daring grins. ‘Oh? Do you work at the schoolhouse? Isn’t that interesting...’

Apple Bloom growls and stands between her coltfriend and Daring. ‘Ya lay one hoof on him...’

Daring raises a hoof and swears, ‘Not one hoof.’

The other mare glares. ‘Fine.’

‘See you around,’ the pegasus says, heading to the door ‘Come along, shrimp.’

Pip nods and gets the door. He follows Daring out. ‘You really going soft on him? Very classy.’

‘Well, I said ‘not one hoof’, but that doesn’t mean two, three or four, or a wing or my tail or just shove my plot in his face.’

‘I am suddenly jealous of him.’

Daring laughs. ‘I knew you would be.’

Foals laugh and play innocently before school, unawares of the danger about to befall them.

‘I keep telling you it is really weird when you narrate real life,’ Del comments, trotting up to her brother.

‘Sorry,’ Starlight apologizes, looking away from watching his students. ‘I just feel the need to add a little color to the drama of life.’

‘Is something wrong?’

‘Daring is coming today.’

Del gasps. ‘Oh right!’ She smiles. ‘I hope she brings treats. She used to watch me when I was living with Rei. She has such fun stories.’ She laughs. ‘She used to make dad blush so much.’

‘I know how he feels.’

The stallion is tackled in a hug. Daring rubs her cheek on his. ‘Feels good, don’t it?’

Del snickers at her trapped brother. ‘Good to see you, Daring.’

‘Hey, little Del.’ The pegasus lets the unicorn up. ‘So, I’m here for the biology demonstration, right?’

Del laughs again as her brother scrambles to hide behind her. ‘I think you are just giving a talk about archeology, like you did when I was a filly.’

‘Those were good times. You’ve grown a lot since then.’ Daring checks Del out. ‘You look a lot like your sister...’

‘Whoa! Hold on!’ Starlight shouts, stepping in front of his sister. ‘Del is pure and innocent. I’m not letting you get your claws into her.’

‘Daring is a friend, Starlight,’ Del sighs. ‘I’ve known her for years. You get used to her playful flirting.’ She smirks. ‘I mean, you can forgive anything just for a peek at a flank like her’s.’

Daring winks. ‘Back at ya.’

Starlight grumbles and goes to the door. ‘I’m going to get the students. At least wipe down the desk when you are done.’

‘Did you and Apple Bloom after you used it?’ Del asks.

Starlight shudders as he leaves the building.

Daring gets her laughter under control. ‘Did they really hook up in the schoolhouse?’

Del nods. ‘You’d have to ask Satsuma for the details, but it is true.’

‘The more I learn, the more I love.’

Starlight lays in bed after school. Apple Bloom lays with him.

‘Ya okay?’ Apple Bloom asks. ‘Did she misbehave? Want me t’ get the family t’gether and smash her place?’

‘No, it is okay. She… wasn’t that bad, actually.’

‘Really? Ya sure?’

‘Very. I was there to make sure,’ somepony else says.

The couple yelps when they are locked in a hug and wings wrap around them.

‘So, who’s up for some Neighponese take out? My treat,’ Daring offers.

Apple Bloom growls, ‘Darin’, if ya don’ get off...’

‘Oh! I like where this is going.’

The earth pony yells and swipes behind her. Daring flies safely away.

‘What the hell are you doing here?’

Daring lands by the door. ‘Like I said, I’m treating you to dinner. My way of thanking you for letting me attend your class today. Del is waiting downstairs.’

‘Hurry up, big bro!’ Del shouts from out of the room.

‘Why are ya bein’ so… not ya?’ Apple Bloom accuses.

‘Come on, Apple Bloom. I’m playful, but I know when not to ruin a good thing. Starlight is clearly meant to be with you. If my prodding has proven anything, it has to be his devotion.’

‘She does have a point...’ Starlight agrees. His stomach growls. ‘So does that. I say we take her up on her offer. I doubt she is going to risk getting her face smashed in by you in public.’

‘Fine, but ya can’t sit anywhere near him.’

Daring nods. ‘Fine by me.’

‘Preferably, ya will sit somewhere near Canterlot or Los Arion...’

Daring laughs and leaves the room. ‘You’re always such a hoot. Let’s get going. Sooner we get there, sooner we can start filling Del’s bottomless stomach.’

Starlight gets up. ‘Good point. She only had three meals while at school today.’

‘I heard that!’ Del yells.

Apple Bloom huffs and joins her coltfriend.

Starlight trots with Satsuma through Ponyville.

‘Why do I have to go with you?’ the older brother grumbles.

‘Because mom is busy and she doesn’t want me going alone.’

‘Couldn’t you have seen her after class yesterday?’

‘Daring left so quickly. I didn’t have a chance.’

Starlight groans, ‘Ugh. I’ve been seeing her way too much recently.’

‘I can go on my own. I don’t get why I have to have an escort when I’m around her.’

‘Have you asked your mom?’

‘She says it has something to do with dad.’

Starlight nods. ‘That’s about the size of it. We want to keep you pure and innocent as long as possible.’

Satsuma groans, rolls his eyes and follows his brother. They reach the nerd district. A large crowd has gathered around Neighponese Imports. Rei and Scootaloo fly above them, directing traffic. The Power Block and Marvelous Comics and Collectables have signs up for Daring Do products, trying to lure customers to their stores as well. The brothers sigh and join the crowd. Their sister waves and flies down.

‘Here to see, Daring?’ Rei laughs and pokes Starlight. ‘Can’t stay away from her, can you? Just like daddy.’

‘So I’ve heard,’ Starlight grumbles.

His big sister snickers. ‘Come on. Let’s see if I can sneak you in.’

Rei leads her brothers around the building and lets them in a back entrance. They head through a storeroom and Scootaloo’s spy center to get to the main shop and easy access to the front of the line. Starlight levitates a box of Pocky for the brothers while they wait. Soon they are at the front of the line.

‘Back for more, eh?’ Daring laughs, seeing Starlight.

‘I’m here for him,’ the unicorn groans.

Satsuma stands on his hind legs and sets his book on the counter. ‘I really liked your last adventure, though I started seeing some flaws after the third and fourth read-throughs.’

Daring laughs again. ‘Thanks for keeping me honest, handsome.’

‘Whoa! Hold on!’ Starlight declares, pushing his brother back. ‘I don’t mind you messing with me, but he’s too young. My brother is off limits.’

Daring pouts. ‘Ah! I was just having a little fun with the little cutie.’

Satsuma rolls his eyes. ‘Yeah. She is always like this with me.’

‘Now I see why your mom doesn’t like you hanging around her...’

‘Pfft,’ Daring snorts. ‘She’s just being silly. She should take me up on that offer for my patented stress relief program. Emphasis on relief.’

‘I keep telling mom to accept,’ Satsuma replies. ‘I know she’ll come around eventually.’

Daring snickers. ‘That’s the plan. Good to hear you have her interests at heart.’

Starlight grimaces. ‘Let’s go before I get sicker.’

Satsuma reclaims his signed book. The brothers exit the building, but they are stopped by security.

‘Wait a minute,’ Pipsqueak says. ‘How’d you get in without me noticing?’

Starlight grins. ‘Wouldn’t you like to know?’

‘Hope one of your commanding officers doesn’t work here,’ Satuma adds.

Scootaloo flies down. ‘How did they get past you, Pip?’

‘Uh...’

The brothers laugh and trot away together.

‘Hey! Let’s make one last stop before I take you home,’ Starlight suggests.

‘Where?’

‘ “When” is a better question. Trust me, it will be fun.’

Satsuma sighs then smiles. ‘As long as I am back before dinner.’

Starlight laughs and teleports them away.

Starlight lays on his bed, using his magic to help Apple Bloom reshelve books. Apple Bloom cleans up the library. There is a knock on the door. The librarian groans and answers. Her mood worsens when she sees who is on the other side.

‘Sup?’ Daring greets. ‘Is the other sexy resident here, sexy?’

‘What do ya want, Darin’?’

‘I was heading off to the next city in my tour and wanted to say bye.’

‘See ya.’

Apple Bloom tries closing the door, but Daring forces her way in.

‘Just give me a moment to see Starlight, and I’ll be off.’

‘Will ya give it a rest? Ya ain’t gettin’ him. He ain’t interested. Now get lost!’

‘Apple Bloom. I know that. I am just having a little fun with you,’ Daring explains. ‘This was all a game to get a laugh out of you. I didn’t mean any harm.’

‘Yeah, I ain’t buying that,’ Starlight says, standing at the top of the stairs.

‘You hurt me,’ Daring pouts. ‘I am sorry for my antics. Once my tour is done in a couple weeks, I am going to be coming back here. It would be pretty inconvenient if I were really this lusty towards you all the time.’ She laughs. ‘Heck, you’re half my biological age!’

Starlight sighs. ‘Just give us some time apart. That will probably be for the best.’

‘It’s a deal. Shake on it?’

Starlight rolls his eyes and extends a hoof. Daring smiles and flies up to him. Right as she reaches his hoof, she pulls him in, grabs the back of his head and gives him a big kiss. Apple Bloom screams and throws a book at the pegasus. Daring laughs and flies away before she can get hit, allowing Starlight to take a book to the face instead.

‘Now that is my kind of hoofshake,’ Daring cackles, flying out the nearest exit.

Apple Bloom keeps screaming inside the library as Daring lands outside. She trots away with Pipsqueak still escorting her. The stallion looks back at the library.

‘Are you sure that was a wise move?’ Pip worries.

‘Oh, I had to take the chance I was given. Besides, I’m probably never going to kiss him again.’

‘Especially not after Apple Bloom kills you on sight next time she see you.’

Daring chuckles and puts a hoofful of green hairs into a plastic bag ‘That is fine. I got all I need already.’ She stretches her neck and wings a little. ‘Besides, you’re my bodyguard. She’s going to kill you first.’

‘Wait! What?!’

Daring laughs as she flies to the train station, Pip chasing after her.

Author's Note

Winter's Howl on loan from Tibbles as thanks for entering a fan art contest.

Daring Timeline: Nearly done with a tour for her latest book. Stole some of Starlight's hair.

Starlight Timeline: First encounter with Daring, which scarred him for life.

Story Timeline: Astute readers will notice that the previous chapter actually happened during the events of this chapter... at least from Starlight and Satsuma's perspective.

Change’s Silver Lining

Main Characters: Del, Silver Spoon
Cameos: Ruby Pinch, Inkie
Original Start Date: September 22, 2013

Del gets herself a treat from Twist’s shop to celebrate: her class was well-behaved, and they did well on their exam today. Nothing can ruin her day, she thinks as she happily trots home.

A sudden, sharp pain stings Del in the head. The changeling holds her temple as she looks around. Everypony is in a good mood as they go about their business. Then she spots the local cafe. She shakes off a bad feeling and approaches.

‘Is everything okay?’ Del asks.

‘I’m fine,’ Silver Spoon grumbles, not looking up from her books and tablet. She taps a saucer. ‘I could use a refill though.’

Del rolls her eyes. ‘Guess again. Silver, what is wrong?’

Silver glances up. ‘Oh, uh, hi, Del. I thought you were the waiter.’

‘Are you okay? You seem stressed.’

‘I’m fine. Just needed a change of scenery from the office.’

‘Doesn’t seem to be doing much. Want to talk about?’

‘I’m fine! What makes you think that anything is wrong?’

Del taps her horn. ‘Changelings have a way of sensing these things.’ She sits. ‘Is everything okay?’

Silver looks around. She lets out a big sigh. ‘I guess there is no hiding it from you.’ She leans back. ‘I’ve been feeling really lonely lately. It is making me really irritated, and I can’t focus at work anymore.’

‘Is there anything you have done before to help you feel better?’

Silver blushes and looks away. ‘Y-yes, but if I do it as much as I need to now, I might need to get my couch reupholstered.’

Del thinks for a moment then gasps. ‘Oh! I, uh, didn’t mean that. I’m sorry I brought it up.’ She tries driving the thought away. ‘It only does so much, doesn’t it?’

Silver coughs politely. ‘Since you meant other means, I can’t go to my friends as much as I like. Diamond is always doing something with Scootaloo.’

‘Or doing Scootaloo.’

Silver winces at the thought. ‘And I still feel bad for interfering with Apple Bloom and Starlight, so I don’t see them often. My neighbors… Twist and Snails. Dinky and Pip. Featherweight running out all the time.’ She groans, ‘Without Sweetie Belle, I don’t have as many friends to go to as I used to.’

Del thinks for a moment. She uses her magic to pack Silver’s bag and lifts it to her back. ‘Come on over. I’m making you dinner tonight.’

‘Del, you really don’t have to. I’m fine on my...’

‘If you don’t come with me, I’ll call for my sister and she’ll never let you go.’

Silver adjusts her glasses. ‘Compared to the alternative, I would love to have dinner with you, Del.’ She gets up and follows Del away. ‘Your sister can be a little overprotective sometimes.’

‘Rei just wants to prove she would be a good mother, but it does get a little much.’

The young mares laugh and trot off together.

Silver sits at the table while Del makes them dinner. She looks around Del’s lightly furnished house.

‘Nice little place you have here,’ Silver compliments.

‘Thank you,’ Del replies. ‘Though, “little” is a bit much. Still pretty big and empty for my tastes.’

‘I’m surprised you got a place like this for yourself.’

‘I’ve been living with others my whole life. This is my first time living completely on my own. I would have gotten something smaller, but this also makes me feel at home.’

‘I think I know what you mean.’ Silver nods. ‘Even though I was lonely without my dad in Trottingham, I felt like everything I did was my own. It was… I want to say liberating, but most of my time there was hell.’

Del nods in agreement.

After a moment of silence, Silver sniffs the air. ‘Smells good. What are you making?’

‘Rice, spicy curry for me, mild for you, fried tofu, vegetable tempura and potato croquettes.’

‘All with extra love, of course,’ Silver jokes.

‘Just for that, I’m making yours extra spicy,’ Del growls.

‘You learn all those from Rei?’

‘Yep! I had to teach them to Chrysalis’ chefs when I lived with her. You would think all the time spent in Neighpon that they would learn some vegetarian dishes...’

‘Del, the vegetarian changeling. I take it the fangs are for piercing the hard candy shells you have a fondness for.’

‘Would you rather I use them on the thin candy shell around your brain?’

The mares growl at each other, then laugh. Del returns to her cooking. Silver smiles and checks her mobile.

Del and Silver sit in front of a small television after dinner. Del does not have much in the way of entertainment, but she is putting on the best show she can. Silver has her tablet out as she lays on the only chair in the room while Del is on the floor.

‘You really should have held a housewarming party,’ Silver mentions. ‘I am sure everypony, especially Diamond, would have given you plenty of gifts.’

‘It is okay. I don’t really like too much attention.’ Del sighs, ‘My part-time modeling gives me more than my fill.’

Silver taps a button. ‘I am sure more than one stallion bought a magazine with you in it with that thought in mind...’ She looks up and gasps. ‘I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to say something like that!’

‘What makes you think you were the first to say that? I do visit my sister’s store, and Diamond is constantly in there with her fillyfriend.’

‘That is something Diamond would say...’ Silver looks at the television. ‘Do you have anything else we can watch? Movies or something?’

Del frowns. ‘I haven’t gotten any of that stuff yet. I was waiting for my next paycheque. The only other things I have is a laptop Starlight got me for work and a mobile like my dad’s.’

‘Hmm. I think I can help you out. Do you have the cables for you mobile?’

Del nods and stands. ‘They’re in my room. Follow me.’

Del leads her guest through the house. They reach a stairway with a closet at the bottom. Silver starts heading upstairs but stops when she sees Del go to the closet.

‘Where are you going?’ Del asks.

‘Upstairs, to the bedrooms.’

The changeling laughs. ‘I don’t use those. My room is down here.’

‘You don’t use your bedrooms?’

‘Those aren’t my bedroom.’ Del opens the door, revealing a bedroom. ‘This is my bedroom.’

Del shows Silver into her room. The grey pony is shocked to see a pink-walled room with pink carpeting. Pink pillows sit on pink bedding. A frilly pink dress hangs in a closet next to a skin (or carapace)-tight black dress. Del goes to a pink desk with a pink-framed laptop and starts digging through the drawers.

‘This room is...’ Silver stammers.

‘This room has been my home for a long time,’ Del replies. She frowns. ‘Though my sister thinks all the pink is a bit much.’

‘I am sure Diamond would approve if Rei does not.’

‘I meant my other sister.’

Silver thinks. ‘Fluttershy’s kid?’

‘Chrysalis.’

‘Oh, right! Diamond told me about that. You look so much alike.’

‘Thank you.’

‘Can I meet her someday?’

Del groans and keeps looking for the cable. Silver sighs and explores the room. She stops in front of a wall of shelves. Each has a pony’s name and one or more items on them. She examines each of the shelves and items. She stops and smiles.

‘I see you like doll I got you for your birthday.’

Del glances back. ‘I know Diamond made you get me something, but I really did appreciate it.’ She takes in her collection. ‘That is every non-food gift that anypony ever gave me.’ She smiles. ‘My sister says I found a way to get indirect love from everypony without them offering it. She is very impressed with me.’

‘I would be too. You’re a very bright pony, Del.’

Del shakes her head. ‘I’m not a pony. I’m a changeling.’

Silver lifts a pink monkey doll from the ‘Diamond Tiara’ shelf. ‘I forget that sometimes. You’re more of a pony than some ponies I have met in my life.’ She plays with the doll a moment. ‘Do you know why Diamond likes you so much?’

‘Not really. All I know is her attitude changed when we had that project together.’

Silver returns the doll to its shelf. ‘Diamond was always fascinated by changelings. When we first learned about them in school, we were told they are mean, nasty creatures that had to change their forms and hurt ponies in order to get what they want, especially love. We were told they were evil manipulative creatures.’ -- Del snarls -- ‘Then you came along. You were instantly loved by everypony. You were kind and generous. Honest and loyal. Fun and friendly. And you had a lot of friends. When Diamond found out you were a changeling, she was overjoyed. She was so happy to know that these creatures that we were taught to hate could be loved by so many. I think in that moment, you became her favorite pony just by showing what she could become.’

‘I remember introducing her to my sister.’ Del shudders. ‘They got along so well.’ She takes a deep breath. ‘Diamond just needed friends like us to show her that she wasn’t an evil changeling.’ She frowns. ‘I have met evil changelings. Diamond at her worst is far nicer than them at their best.’ She stands. ‘Anyway. I found the cable. We can watch movies now.’

The mares head back to the living room.

‘Del… Thank you for always being a good friend. We are lucky to have you.’

The changeling laughs. ‘I’m the only friend I know how to be. I am lucky to have friends like you too.’

Silver smiles and sets up her tablet so they can watch movies.

Del rummages through her refrigerator in the middle of the night. She exits the kitchen with a juice box impaled on each of her fangs. As she crosses the living room, she sees Silver curled up in the chair. Del smiles and pulls a blanket over her guest before returning to her room.

After school, Del trots through town. She heads to a small building near the center of town. Ruby Pinch works at a desk. She looks up at the vistor.

‘Hello, Del,’ Ruby greets. ‘How can I help you?’

‘Is Silver free? I wanted to ask her something.’

‘Oh...’ Ruby looks to the back. ‘She’s in a meeting right now.’

‘Will she be done soon?’

‘Well...’ The unicorn sighs. ‘Can you come back tomorrow? Her schedule is virtually free.’

‘Is something wrong?’

‘Silver showed up late this morning and insisted that we move all the displaced meetings up so she can still keep on schedule. Everypony was willing to delay or put off their meetings until tomorrow, but Silver made them meet anyway. Even now, her meeting with Inkie could have waited another day or two.’

Del frowns. ‘That is my fault. She looked so peaceful that I didn’t want to wake her.’

‘She did seem more rested...’

Del looks at the back office. ‘Ruby, I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to break a few rules. Please forgive me.’

‘Forgive you for what?’

Del changes her appearance to match Ruby. She heads to the office. Silver and Inkie are going over a map.

‘Hi, Ruby,’ Silver greets, without looking up.

‘Isn’t it about time for a break?’ ‘Ruby’ asks.

‘That’s a good idea,’ Inkie agrees. ‘We can finish this tomorrow.’

‘No, no. We were scheduled to work on this today,’ Silver insists. ‘We can finish it now.’

‘I’m so sorry,’ ‘Ruby’ mumbles.

Del places her horn on Silver’s head as she transforms back to normal. The earth pony sways and falls over. Del lifts the sleeping pony to her back. Her shocked sister-in-law stares at her.

‘Sorry for tricking you, Inkie,’ Del apologizes. ‘I needed a way to get to her.’

‘It is fine,’ Inkie replies. ‘She needed a break anyway. Don’t worry. I won’t tell your sister.’

‘Thank you.’

Del bows slightly and leaves carrying her friend.

Silver wakes to a loud retching sound. She adjusts her glasses and finds she is in Del’s living room. She looks around and sees Del leaning over her kitchen sink, heaving.

‘Del, are you okay?’

The changeling nods. ‘I’m fine.’ She coughs up a green blob. ‘Just working something out.’ She coughs again then goes to the refrigerator. She gets out a juice box, puts the whole thing in her mouth and bites down. She gargles with the juice then spits it into the sink. She gets another juice box before return to the living room. ‘Ah! Much better.’

‘Are you sure you’re fine?’

Del nods, drinking. ‘Changelings can drain other emotions other than love, but negative emotions are very disgusting and nearly impossible to digest. That was just a mild reaction to all the stress you had bottled up.’

Silver blushes. ‘What stress? I’m fine.’

‘Yeah. Now.’ Del sits by her friend. ‘You really need to relax more. If not for you, for your friends and coworkers.’

‘S-sorry. I couldn’t do my usual stress relief techniques.’

‘I noticed. You said some pretty lewd things about my big brother in your sleep while I was carrying you here.’ She blushes. ‘Things I might agree with.’

Silver turns brighter red. ‘W-w-why did you bring me here in the first place?’

‘I wanted to talk to you, but you were at work.’ She glares at the other mare. ‘You could have put off working with Inkie until tomorrow.’

‘I-I know, but we had scheduled it for today, and we need to get it done sooner or later, and...’

‘You’re stressed. I get it but if a chance to relax a bit opens up, take it. You have friends to support you.’

‘I know...’

‘That is why I want you to move in with me.’

‘What?’

‘I’m lonely here. You’re lonely at your place. Last night was probably the most fun either of us have had in a long time. I know both of us want to make it on our own, but it is just making us miserable and adding to our stress.’ She sighs and looks at her friend. ‘You just have to pay your share of the utilities and do your own shopping, and either room upstairs is yours.’ She smiles. ‘I can even have Starlight teleport all your stuff over tonight.’

‘Just have to pay… What about rent?’

‘Don’t worry. The house is fully paid for, and I make enough to handle the taxes.’

‘You fully paid for the house? How?’

‘You know how your daddy left you lots of money?’ Del gets a nod in reply. ‘Our daddy left Rei and me a lot of money too.’

‘Enough to buy a house with?’

‘According to what Diamond has told me, I can easily buy four or five houses and still have more than enough left over to eclipse what you two have. Combined.’

Silver gapes. ‘Damn. And you didn’t invest in furniture, why?’

Del laughs sheepishly. ‘Anyway... Do you want to be my roommate?’

The other mare thinks for a moment. ‘Well, the first thing we have to do is get a bigger TV.’

The friends laugh and start making plans.

Author's Note

Del Timeline: She has a new house! Her birthday was recently.

Silver Spoon Timeline: Moves in with Del.

Welcome Back, Wander-, er, Sparkle

Main Characters: James Sparkle, Satsuma, Del, Freya
Cameos: Rei, Applejack, Pinkie, Razzly, Pumpkin and Pound Cake, Lucas, Mimi, Fluttershy, Sunshine, Kain, Silver Spoon
Original Start Date: March 02, 2013

Del ushers the students into the schoolhouse before class begins. Starlight has not shown up yet, but the assistant teacher is certain her brother will arrive on time. The foals take their seats and wait. The door swings open and somepony trots in. Del gasps and smiles. Satsuma’s eyes go wide with excitement.

‘Sorry, I’m late,’ the guest teacher apologizes. ‘Starlight is out with a flu, and I’ll be filling in for him for a few days. I run things a little differently, but I think we will have fun.’ He writes something on the board. The Wandering Physicist turns and smiles at the class. ‘So, physics, eh?’

At recess, the class behaves normally. Del does her best to keep the foals in line. Pound Cake and Kain play a game of Cloudball against Shaun and Lucky Heart. The young unicorns practice the last spells Starlight taught them. Pumpkin Cake laughs as Razzly struggles. Satsuma tries to act calm and read his books with his friends, but he also wants to look cool in front of his father. The young colt keeps nervously looking for his father.

In a quieter, more secluded part of the schoolyard, Freya and Angel play by themselves. The bat pony has her doll do a little dance. They fail to notice a small Tricky Fox dart past them. The black form dashes past them again. Freya looks up and carefully scans everything around her. Slowly, the little fox sneaks up on the bat pony and the bunny. Angel turns right at the last second to get a kiss on the nose from the fox. Freya jumps and looks up. James looks down and smiles. He raises his Zorua plush and makes it kiss Freya on the nose again. The filly squeals and brushes her nose clean. She smiles up at James. The stallion smiles back and continues playing with Freya.

A large group of ponies gather in Ponyville Library. They murmur amongst themselves about reports of a certain guest teacher in town. Apple Bloom softly closes a door and quietly goes down to meet the crowd.

‘Ah have an idea why y’all are here,’ the young mare says, ‘but ya’ll have t’ be quiet. Starlight needs his rest.’

‘Sorry, Apple Bloom,’ Pinkie apologizes, ‘but is he really here?’

‘Yep!’ Rei replies. ‘Daddy is coming over after school.’

Pinkie squeals, earning a ‘shush’ from Apple Bloom.

‘Oh, my.’ Fluttershy blushes. ‘I never expected him to be back so soon.’

‘Yer tellin’ me,’ Applejack agrees. ‘Satsuma must be so excited t’ see his dad.’

‘... And I am going to have to show him my shop and my employee and...’ Pinkie gasps. ‘Wait until he hears about my foals!’

‘How can he not know?’ Applejack groans. ‘Ah think ya told everypony at least twenty times.’

‘We have to have a party! But he doesn’t like parties. Maybe just a quiet social gathering... like a party! Wait! No! ARG!’

Pinkie starts pacing as she panics about what to do.

Fluttershy taps Rei. ‘Um, Rei, do you think your mother..?’

‘Of course he will have time for you!’ Rei giggles. ‘He is definitely going to have to see everypony.’

‘No, uh, I mean, can I come over tonight?’

‘Do you think Sunshine will allow it?’

‘Y’all don’ wanna get in the same mess as Ah did.’

‘I guess,’ Fluttershy sighs. ‘We’ll have to agree on a schedule for seeing him.’

‘Can Ah get ‘im next? He’s all Satsuma ever asks me ‘bout nowadays.’

‘Okay! I figured it out!’ Pinkie shouts. She is standing beside a whiteboard covered in markings. ‘What we do is... Somepony catch me. I think I am going to faint.’

Rei quickly dives under Pinkie to protect the mare and her future sibling. Applejack examines the whiteboard and scratches her head.

‘Ah think she covered everythin’. Shoot. She even has a plan fer if Darin’ returns while he’s here.’

‘Not quite,’ Fluttershy corrects. ‘She left out Celestia possibly wanting to see him. Which raises the question: where is Twilight?’

‘She left this mornin’ after checkin’ on Starlight,’ Apple Bloom replies. ‘She wanted t’ report t’ the other princesses herself.’

The pegasus sighs. ‘It would be nice to see her again too.’

‘Ah’m sure we’ll get t’ see her. Ah bet she wants t’ see us as much as we do her.’

Pinkie bolts upright. ‘I completely forgot to schedule Twilight time! ARG! Why can’t I be as good or cute as her at making schedules!’

Several mobiles ring at once. Everypony checks their messages.

‘Ah think she heard ya,’ Applejack laughs. ‘Anyway, Ah should be goin’. It is almost time fer school t’ get out and Ah’m expectin’ one overexcited colt t’night.’

Fluttershy nods. ‘I’m going to have to get Kain to tell me all about their day as well.’

Pinkie squeals. ‘This is so nervici... I’m going to faint again.’

Rei grunts as the pregnant mare falls on her again.

Apple Bloom laughs and helps Rei lift Pinkie. ‘Ah’ll help ya get her back. Lemon and Diamond are gonna be extra busy while yer pa is in town.’

‘They can always pay us back in free ice cream and stock,’ Rei replies. ‘... Mostly ice cream. … Or all ice cream. I can go either way.’

All the mares laugh as the younger ones carry Pinkie away.

After school, the foals file out of the schoolhouse. The unicorns are upset that there will not be a magic lesson. Del helps her father pick up the classroom. The stallion stops working when he sees a colt nervously looking back.

‘Hey, Satsuma,’ James calls. ‘Come here.’

The young colt trots over to his father. His friends watch from outside.

‘Um, hey.’ The stallion rubs the back of his head nervously. ‘Um, I know I’m not the most approachable pony, but I’m looking forward to spending time with you while I’m here.’

Satsuma just nods in reply.

‘Um, I know I am going to be seeing everypony while I’m back. I’m having dinner with Rei tonight, but I will definitely take some time to visit you and your mom.’

‘Really?!’ Satsuma’s voice cracks.

James laughs. ‘You don’t have to put on a show. Just... Just be yourself. I’m pretty sure we have a lot in common.’ He laughs again. ‘Not just the mane and glasses, too.’

They laugh at the comment.

Satsuma smiles up at his father. ‘Thanks for coming back, dad.’

James hugs his son. Satsuma’s friends ‘aw’. The ponies split and return to their tasks. Finally alone, Del turns to her father.

‘You know, he asks about you all the time,’ she reports.

‘I’ll bet,’ James sighs. ‘He is my only kid I haven’t spent much time with. I just hope he likes what he gets.’

Del hugs her father. ‘You and Twilight are wonderful parents. Who wouldn’t love the two of you?’ She returns to cleaning up. ‘Besides, Applejack raised him to respect his family, even if he disagrees with them.’

‘And his fight with Starlight was..?’

Del freezes. ‘You know about that?’

James smirks at his daughter. ‘We’re your parents. We know a lot more than you think. Like the secret stash of drinks you and your roommate hide in the back of the pantry.’

The changeling squeaks and quickly goes back to work. James laughs and continues cleaning up.

James sits down to a meal at The Power Block for the first time in years. It is also his first meal at that table where he is not the chef. Rei cooks a giant feast for her special guest. While he waits, James chats with Inkie, Lucas and Mimi.

‘Thank you so much for intervening with the judge,’ Mimi thanks.

James smiles. ‘It wasn’t me. It was Twilight.’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Six years ago.

Lucas and Mimi are standing before a judge. The changeling has dropped her disguise.

‘Sorry,’ the judge states. ‘Changelings are not recognized as citizens in Equestria. I cannot grant you a marriage license.’

‘I have been living here for two years and three in Neighpon,’ Mimi hisses. ‘This is just racial profiling!’

‘It is Equestrian law. You need special permission from one of the princesses to gain citizenship. There is nothing I can do.’

A loud whooshing sound fills the room. A new set of doors appear on the wall. Twilight Sparkle trots out and goes straight to the judge. She levitates Lucas and Mimi’s marriage application.

‘Marry them,’ the princess states.

‘Um, wha, princess?’

‘You heard me. By order of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Lucas Grainsborough and Mimi are to be married immediately. Her tribe does not matter and if you won’t listen to me, I’ll have Princess Celestia in here in an instant.’

‘Y-yes, mum,’ the judge stutters.

Twilight smiles and turns back towards the TARDIS. ‘I know you will be wonderful together.’

‘Thank you, Twilight,’ Lucas says, bowing.

‘Thank you,’ Mimi joins.

Twilight nods to her friends and exits in the TARDIS. The couple turns back to the judge and smiles. The judge groans and picks up their paperwork again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

‘It really meant a lot to us,’ Lucas says. ‘Thank you, Boss.’

‘I didn’t do it,’ Rei replies, setting the feast on the table. ‘It was daddy.’

‘You call her “Boss” now too?’ James asks.

Lucas avoids eye contact. ‘Well, uh, you left her more of the shop than you did us...’

Rei groans. ‘I let you do whatever you want. You just never take my suggestions, like hiring another clerk.’

‘Come on! You only employ Scootaloo.’

‘And Daring,’ Rei snorts. ‘Daring still shows up occasionally.’

‘Um, has she found a coltfriend yet?’ James asks.

Rei giggles. ‘You’re asking because of the book, right? We’ve all seen it.’

‘It is a bit of a concern of mine, yes.’

The pegasus’ grin grows. ‘You know, there are ways for her to have foals without a stallion’s influence.’

‘Speaking of which, Bon Bon is pregnant. So, how soon?’

Rei blushes and squeaks.

‘We’re waiting to see how the baby develops,’ Inkie replies. ‘Just because everything is fine now...’

James reaches out and holds his daughter’s and her wife's hooves. ‘As soon as you’re ready, I am certain you’ll be a great mothers.’

Rei smiles at her father.

‘Now! Let’s eat,’ the stallion declares. ‘I’m starved.’

Foals run through the yard at lunch. Del keeps a watchful eye on everypony at play. Satsuma trots over to his big sister.

‘Del, where’s, uh, dad?’ the young colt asks. ‘Shouldn’t he be out here too?’

Del laughs. ‘Sometimes daddy needs time alone. He did this when I was growing up. He’ll be back, better than ever.’

Satsuma sighs. ‘I hope so. He is supposed to be visiting mom and me for dinner. I wouldn’t want him to be upset when he gets there.’

‘You’re the sweetest brother anypony could hope for.’ -- she shrugs -- ‘Well, maybe after Starlight, but you are the smartest.’

‘Thanks, Del,’ Satsuma groans as he goes back to play with his friends.

On the other side of the schoolhouse, James is relaxing while checking his mobile. He is trying to catch up on all the news since his last visit. Unknown to him, he is being watched. A small white rabbit sneaks up on the prone stallion. The bunny leaps high into the air as it pounces on his prey. Before it can strike, a Zorua jumps up and kisses it on the nose.

Freya squeals with laughter as James uses his Zorua plush to kiss Angel all over. She can barely hold her doll as she tries catching her breath between squeals. When she catches her breath, she smiles at James. ‘You are a lot funner than Mr Starlight,’ she whispers.

‘Really?’ James laughs. ‘But he loves playing with dolls. His mom tried forever to get him to stop bringing his teddy bears to life. … She also tried forever to keep him from using his doll’s accessories in her mane when she slept. … I have a really weird kid.’

Freya giggles then sighs. ‘No, it isn’t like that. It is just that...’ She looks away. ‘Well, except for when she is doing something with somepony else, Summer Rain is the only pony who ever plays with me.’ She frowns. ‘She usually gets asked before I can...’

The Zorua kisses her on the nose. Freya squeals with laughter and plays with her new friend for the rest of recess.

Applejack wears her finest ribbons in her mane and tail. Satsuma’s mane is combed, but it is still messy in the back. Big Macintosh sits at the dinner table and rubs a sore foreleg, his punishment for trying to sample dinner early. There is a knock on the door. Satsuma can barely contain his excitement. Applejack laughs and answers the door. James stands on the other side and smiles nervously.

‘Come on in,’ Applejack greets. ‘We can’t start without our guest of honor.’

James laughs and enters the home. It is just as he remembers it with two notable changes. One is a small shrine for Granny Smith. The other is pictures of Satsuma everywhere. James’ smile grows as he sees his son’s life played out on the walls.

‘Decorated special, I see,’ James comments.

Applejack blushes. ‘Actually, Ah have ‘em up as a reminder of what is most important to me.’

Satsuma turns redder in embarrassment. ‘Mo~~~m!’

The parents laugh at their son. Big Macintosh’s stomach is heard rumbling from the table. It is countered with a rumble from James.

Applejack groans, ‘Stallions! Always thinkin’ with yer stomachs.’

‘Or other pa...’ James catches himself and coughs to cover his tracks, not wanting his son to hear.

Satsuma groans. ‘I know about the bird and the bees, dad.’ He shudders. ‘I know about them too well.’

James cringes. ‘Rei?’

Satsuma shakes his head.

‘Can we not talk ‘bout this at dinner!’ Applejack snaps.

‘Sorry,’ the father and son mutter as they go to the table.

Applejack goes to the kitchen and comes out with several dishes.

James looks at the meal before him. ‘I haven’t seen this many apples since Twilight and I visited Jobs in Cupertino.’

‘Where’s that?’ Satsuma asks.

‘A town in California. Stopped over on the way to Mountain View.’

‘You mean Coltifornia?’

‘He’s probably talkin’ ‘bout alien thin’s,’ Applejack answers.

‘Alien stuff!’

Big Macintosh groans at his nephew’s reaction. James laughs.

‘Ah don’ think yer father came all this way t’ talk ‘bout alien thin’s,’ Applejack sighs. ‘Ah think he wants t’ hear ‘bout ya and what ya’ve been up t’.’

‘Oh...’ Satsuma thinks. ‘Well, uh, I sorta have a fillyfriend.’

‘Really? Who?’ James asks.

The young colt blushes. ‘Freya...’

‘Fluttershy’s daughter?’

Applejack laughs. ‘The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, does it?’

‘Satsumas aren’t apples,’ father and son reply.

‘Eeyup,’ Big Macintosh adds.

Applejack snorts and returns to her meal.
…

After dinner, James sits with Applejack in her room.

Applejack leans against the stallion she likes. ‘Thanks fer tellin’ Satsuma a bedtime story. Ah know he really liked it.’

James laughs. ‘Five hundred years gives a lot of time for stories...’

The mare sighs. ‘Five hundred... Ya and Twi musta gotten really lonely.’

‘It was something. We made a lot of stops. Then we had Starlight.’ He looks at Applejack. ‘You can come with us if you want. We wouldn’t mind your company.’

Applejack shakes her head. ‘No. Mah place is here. With Satsuma.’ She smiles. ‘Ah always thought the thin’ that would be most important t’ me was mah friends or the perfect stallion. Turns out it was mah son. Ah don’ ever wanna leave him.’

James smiles and nuzzles Applejack’s cheek. ‘He is lucky to have a wonderful mother like you.’

‘Thank ya...’ She smiles at the stallion. A blush forms. ‘Um, befer ya came over... Ah asked Twi a question...’ She fumbles with her mobile.

‘I got the message too. We’ll worry about that later.’ He leans against Applejack. ‘So, how have things been otherwise? Pinkie talking to you yet?’

Applejack sighs. ‘We talk more since she started her business. We work t’gether occasionally. Lemon comes by a lot t’ get apples fer her ice cream. Get t’ hear ‘bout Pinkie then.’

‘Better than nothing. How is Satsuma? Is he having less adventures than his stories make it seem?’

Applejack sighs again. ‘Satsuma... He’s a great young colt.’ She takes a deep breath. ‘Ah need ya, James.’

‘I know we got that message from Twilight, but...’

‘Not like that. Ah need ya fer Satsuma. Ah was able t’ raise Apple Bloom jus’ fine since we’re so alike, but Satsuma ain’t like that.’

‘How so?’

‘Well, he does help out on the farm and does all his chores perfectly, but he’s more of a thinker than a farmer, ya know?’ She smiles at James. ‘He’s more like his father than his mother.’

James laughs. ‘Well, we know Rei’s big brother is a great farmer, and she’s great at helping you out. How about I give the shop to Satsuma and she and Inkie take over the farm for you?’

Applejack laughs and leans against the stallion. ‘It is great t’ have ya back.

Del leads her class into the main classroom in the schoolhouse. The whole class in getting together for the physical education lesson. James is really excited.

‘So I bet you are all wondering what I have planned for today,’ the stallion guesses. ‘Trust me. It is going to be very fun.’

‘I thought playing those old video games was pretty fun,’ Razzly comments.

‘Trust me. This is better.’ James gets out a hoofball. ‘We’re playing hoofball.’

Pumpkin jumps up and double hoofpumps. ‘YES!’

‘Good to see one of you enthused to play. Pumpkin is going to be one of the team captains.’ He looks around the class. ‘Freya? Want to be the other captain?’

The filly squeaks, hides, then slowly looks up, smiling.

‘Um, dad, is that a good idea?’ Del says before Freya can answer.

‘What? She’s capable of great things. I bet she is good at hoofball.’

Freya smiles at the compliment.

‘Dad, I know you have your own way of doing things, but Starlight doesn’t have Freya compete with the others,’ Del explains. ‘Her shyness makes her a target for bullies so we just have her sit out of most sports.’

Freya whimpers.

James glares at his daughter. He looks away. ‘Satsuma, you can be the other captain. Pumpkin, pick a co-captain to choose the rest of your team. Then, take Freya and teach her everything you know about hoofball. And I mean everything. We’ll call you over once we’re done with warm-ups.’

Pumpkin nods and heads to the door. Freya nervously gets up and follows. She looks back at her instructor. James smiles and winks.
…

Freya charges up the pitch. She dribbles the hoofball in front of her. She zips past Pound Cake and slides under Shaun. Freya races towards the goal. Satsuma gallops out to face her. Freya jukes around her coltfriend and kicks the ball into the goal despite the efforts of Razzly to block the shot. The bat pony happily trots back to her team, giving a smug laugh to the shocked Satsuma as he passes.

Pound trots to his friend. ‘Dude. You were just scored on by your fillyfriend.’

‘Tough feels, bro,’ Shaun adds, putting a talon on the earth pony’s shoulder.

James laughs as the proud filly looks over at him. He turns to his stunned daughter. ‘So why couldn’t she play team sports, again?’

James helps Pinkie with her seat as they sit down to a quiet dinner together. The pregnant mare smiles at the stallion across from her. The couple are sitting at a private booth in Ponyville’s finest restaurant.

‘Thank you so much,’ Pinkie says.

‘Of course. You’re my special guest tonight.’

‘No. I meant for this too,’ the mare replies, rubbing her stomach.

James laughs. ‘Right. You should also thank Twilight for allowing that.’

‘She was there too, silly.’ Pinkie giggles. ‘Only took us five hundred years to convince her to try page one-thirty-seven.’

James laughs again. ‘Do you know when you are due?’

‘Should be soon. They are ready to burst from me.’

‘They?’

Pinkie blushes. ‘I’ve been keeping this from everypony since I wanted you to be the first to know, but I’m having twins!’

James stares in shock. ‘Twins?’

Pinkie nods. ‘I was happy with one gift from you, but now I know it was two gifts!’

‘Pinkie, I promise to help you if you need it.’

‘Lemon has been a big help so far, but I would love to have you around more. Both of you. I miss both my loves so much.’

James smiles. ‘For Pinkie, I am sure Twilight would agree to more frequent visits... or something more.’

‘From the both of you, anything would be more than perfect.’

‘Changing topic a bit, can I ask for a gift from you?’

Pinkie smiles. ‘Anything for you!’

James takes Pinkie’s hooves. ‘It is about Applejack.’

Pinkie’s mood instantly sours. ‘What about Liarjack?’

‘That is exactly it. Can you ease up a little?’

‘We get along well enough for taking care of Ponyville and when we need to do cousiny things together. Just because she lied about who the father of her child is...’

‘Pinkie. She came clean with all of you. She has suffered a lot for betraying Sunshine.’

‘She broke a promise. A promise she made when you were about to propose to Twilight. I’m pretty mad at you for allowing her to break it, too. I know first hoof how long it takes to make a baby.’

‘You have every right to be angry with us, but seven years is a long time to be angry at one of your best friends and cousin. It isn’t like you are still mad at Fluttershy for her time with me, right?’

Pinkie pouts. ‘I’ll think about it.’

James leans forward and whispers. ‘Not to mention all the free apples you’ll get for your foals. AJ wouldn’t want the siblings of her son to go poorly fed.’

Pinkie giggles. ‘I hadn’t thought about that.’

A green mare with a shining green mane trots up to the table.

‘Are you two ready to order?’ Jade asks.

James and Freya play together at lunch. The filly has a large smile after another fun day of hoofball. Her team might have lost to Pumpkin’s, but she is more than happy to have led her squad.

James looks up from the lunch Pinkie made him. ‘I’ve been meaning to ask. How has dating Satsuma been?’

Freya frowns and slows her playing. ‘It has been... nice...’

‘I know what that means,’ the stallion sighs. ‘That bad, huh?’

‘N-no! He is nice and all, but...’

James groans. ‘He is my son. How many others?’

Freya looks away. ‘I’ve seen him kissing Razzly after school, and I caught him with Pumpkin in his clubhouse. They don’t know that I know...’

‘I’ll tell you something that somepony should have told Twilight, Pinkie, Luna, Fluttershy, Daring, Celestia...’

Freya raises and eyebrow.

‘Anyway! Me and Satsuma are too dumb to know better. If you get really sick of his proclivities, just dump him. Spectacularly if you think that will get the message across. Ponies should not have to put up with our crap. Heck, your mom found somepony better than me. I know you can find somepony who will treat you right.’

Freya stares at the ground. She whimpers.

‘Freya, I know I am asking you to do something mean to my son, and I know you like him, but he might need something like that to knock some sense into him. I’ll talk with him too. Can I have your help fixing my son?’

The filly takes a deep breath and looks up. She smiles, raises Angel and has him kiss James on the nose. ‘An Angel Promise is stronger than a Pinkie Promise because you won’t hear me when I get you.’

‘I will hold you to that.’

Freya giggles. The friends go back to playing and eating their lunch.

Del serves her father and Silver Spoon at the mares’ dinner table. Her guest and housemate thank her for the meal.

‘Sort of surprised to see you living with somepony,’ James comments. ‘I would have figured you would have a nice hive to yourself somewhere.’

‘Ha, ha,’ Del groans. ‘Very funny, dad.’

‘Del is a great housemate,’ Silver Spoon adds. ‘She is very nice to live with and quite generous, offering me one of the spare rooms.’

‘I’m just kidding,’ James laughs. ‘Though I thought both of you were into stallions.’

‘Daddy!’

‘Hey! I’m not judging. Your Aunt Pinkie Pie is the same way.’ He shrugs. ‘Both your sisters too.’

Del holds her breath and growls at her father.

Silver Spoon laughs and calmly eats. ‘Thank you so much for inviting me to stay with you, Del.’

‘I'm sure you'll both find somepony great,’ James says. ‘Just makes sure he isn't the same pony.’

Del and Silver Spoon blush and go back to their dinners.
…

After dinner, Del and her father sit in her room.

‘Thank you for coming over, daddy,’ Del coos, rubbing her head on James’ chest.

The stallion flinches as her horn scratches him. ‘Why wouldn’t I want to see how my little angel is doing?’

‘Daddy... While you’re here...’ Del looks at the shelves.

James laughs and gets out his sonic. ‘Have screwdriver, will travel.’
…

Father and daughter rest after putting up her new shelves. The changeling cuddles against the smaller pony. James laughs and pets Del’s head.

‘How is everything going, Del? Do you like working with your brother?’ -- he laughs -- ‘Teaching your other brother? Rei and Inkie treating you well?’

The changeling moans. ‘I miss you, daddy. I miss you a lot.’

‘Del?’

Del wraps her father in a hug and sobs, ‘Please come home, daddy. Please. I really want you home again.’

‘Del, your mother and I...’

‘Please come home! I’ll do anything! I’ll do whatever you want! I’ll go back to working at the store!’ -- she changes form to a tall, dark blue pegasus with a red mane -- ‘I’ll go back into hiding! I’ll become the perfect little pony for you! Please! I want my daddy again!’

James sighs and pets his daughter. ‘Del...’ She looks up. ‘Please don’t hide yourself. I don’t want you to hide yourself ever again.’

Del reverts back to her changeling form. ‘Daddy?’

James holds his daughter’s head up. ‘I’m sorry that I am not around more. I know my kids really miss me.’

‘We really do. Rei and Starlight try to hide it, but I know they wish you were around more. Please com...’

‘Shh. Your mother and I know we are missed. We will make more time for our loved ones soon. Don’t worry, Del. Everything will get better soon.’

‘You promise?’

James kisses Del on the forehead. ‘Anything for my darling angel.’

James yawns as he patrols the schoolyard. Freya is playing with Summer Rain, so the stallion is able to watch the other foals with his daughter. The foals greet their guest teacher as he passes. James makes some notes on his mobile as he replies to the students.

The wandering stallion spots Satsuma and Razzly watching their friends playing a game of basketball. The young colt cheers for Pumpkin while the unicorn beside him leans on his shoulder. James sighs and sneaks up the two foals. He watches the game for a moment.

‘Satsuma, can I talk with you?’ his father asks.

Satsuma jumps and looks up. ‘Um, sure, dad. What’s up?’

The stallion nods. ‘Come with me.’

The colts stands and follows his father away. They trot around the yard.

‘So, how are things with Freya?’

Satsuma smiles. ‘We’re great! We do things a lot, and she comes to my clubhouse, and we spend the day together. It is really fun.’

James nods. ‘Do you two talk much?’

‘Well, uh, I do most of the talking, but I can pick up on her silent cues. Not too many ponies can do that.’

‘That is a special skill to have.’ The stallion stops. ‘How are things with Razzly and Pumpkin?’

Satsuma freezes. ‘What are you talking about?’

‘You’re my son. I see the way they look at you. How are things with them?’

The young colt looks away then smiles. ‘We doing fine. I don’t think the others know or anything, but I have kissed them too.’

James shakes his head. ‘Even when I was spending time with somepony other than my wife, I would never brag about the others.’ He snorts. ‘Heck! I was the one who set your mother up with Sunshine.’

‘Oh... Uh...’

‘Satsuma, you have to know that you cannot luck out like I did.’ He groans. ‘I had my share of fights with everypony, especially Twilight. If Pinkie, Fluttershy and your mother weren’t so understanding, everything would have ended up bad. Real bad.’ He sighs. ‘I only had eyes on Twilight from the start, but I kept stumbling into relationships with the others.’ He turns to his son. ‘You do not want to test your luck. I know you are young and have time to make mistakes, but this is also a good point to start learning.’

‘Don’t worry, dad. I have everything under control. I know what I am doing. It will work out.’

James takes a deep breath and starts trotting back to the schoolhouse. ‘That is what Fluttershy said when we were “married”. And no, it didn’t.’

The stallion gets back to the schoolhouse and calls for the foals to come back to class. Satsuma watches for a moment before joining his classmates.

James knocks on the door to Fluttershy’s cottage. She and Sunshine answer.

‘Good to see you,’ Fluttershy greets.

‘Mr Wanderer.’ Sunshine bows. ‘Sorry. I mean, Mr Sparkle.

James laughs. ‘It is okay. Everypony is used to calling me the other name.’

‘Come on in,’ Fluttershy offers. ‘Kids, our guest is here.’

Kain gallops into the room then skids to a stop. ‘I didn’t do it!’

‘Do what, son?’ Sunshine stands over his son.

‘According to Del, somepony tripped Green Kerner on the way down to the classroom after lunch,’ James reports. ‘Don’t worry. It was an accident.’

Sunshine sighs. ‘Be more careful, Kain.’

Fluttershy nods. ‘That is what you get because you rush all the time.’

Kain groans. There is a squeak from the stairs as Freya peeks in the room.

‘Freya, it is okay,’ Fluttershy soothes. ‘It is only...’

‘Mr Sparkle!’ Freya cheers as she gallops downstairs.

The filly hugs the guest’s leg. James laughs as his friends stare in shock at their daughter’s reaction.

Freya lets go and blushes. ‘Mr Sparkle has been really fun this week,’ she whispers. ‘He’s plays with me every day. He’s the best teacher ever.’

Sunshine turns to the other stallion questioningly just in time to get kissed on the nose by a Zorua. Freya squeals with laughter.

Fluttershy gets her laughter under control. ‘Come on. Let’s catch up over dinner.’

James licks his lips. ‘Oh, how I missed your cooking, despite it being “healthy”.’

The pegasus groans. ‘I’m going to have to give some recipes to Twilight if she wants you to stay in good health for another five hundred years.’

James moans and the bat ponies laugh as they follow Fluttershy to the dining room.
…

James joins Fluttershy and Sunshine for coffee after dessert. Freya and Kain secretly watch them from on top of the stairs.

The guest sips his coffee. ‘Thank you so much for having me over.’

‘It is always a pleasure to see you,’ Fluttershy replies.

‘Thanks for watching over Rei for me too.’

Fluttershy giggles. ‘Of course. She is my little girl after all.’

Sunshine groans and rolls his eyes.

The mare glares at her husband. ‘I know you love her too. You watched over her every night for a month after she came over and was so depressed.’

‘She is a good girl,’ the bat pony sighs.

‘Stalking my daughter aside,’ James sips his coffee. ‘I’m really sorry about the whole Applejack mess. It was a whole...’

Sunshine shakes his head. ‘I know you tried your best to get us together and working. While I do still have some hurt feelings from the whole experience, I am glad she helped Fluttershy gain the courage to comfort and court me. I don’t let our bad experiences blind me to what a good of a friend of the family she is.’

‘That’s good to hear. Though I get the feeling you would like to take me around back and slug me for my part in everything.’

Sunshine sips his coffee. ‘Maybe a few years ago. It is water under the bridge now.’

James nods. ‘Avoid the bridge on my way back. Got it.’

The other stallion groans and drinks his coffee. A tiny laugh is heard from above. The parents look and catch their child.

‘Kain, get to bed,’ Fluttershy scolds.

‘But Freya...’

‘We see you, Kain.’ Sunshine’s ears twitch. ‘I don’t even hear Freya about.’

‘But...’

‘March, mister!’

The young colt groans and heads upstairs. The parents sigh.

James laughs. ‘Kids are always fun.’

‘Says the pony who only had to raise one,’ Sunshine snorts.

‘I hear I have two more on the way.’

‘She finally said there are two?’ Fluttershy asks. ‘I knew she was going to have twins.’ Sunshine groans and gets out a coin. ‘Keep it. You’ll need it for the headache medication you will need once they learn how to trot.’

‘Don’t worry. I am sure their siblings will help out,’ James assures.

‘And their father?’ Sunshine asks.

‘Twilight and I are still working some things out, but he might be around more than before.’

Fluttershy glances towards the stairs and smiles. ‘I am sure more than just your children will be happy if that happens.’

A party is being thrown in Ponyville Library. Starlight is feeling better, and James is leaving. The recovering stallion leans on his fillyfriend while his father says his goodbyes. A stack of gifts, including freshly-baked eclairs from Razzly, waits by a doorway. James breaks from a tearful hug from Pinkie, a harder feat than escaping the short Rei’s and skinny Del’s tearful hugs.

‘Thanks for helping out this week, dad,’ Starlight says. ‘You really saved my bacon.’

‘It was no problem. I had a great time seeing everypony again.’ All of James’ kids smile at their father. ‘Though, your sister is more than capable of doing the job.’

Del blushes and kicks the ground. ‘Thanks, daddy.’

James laughs and goes to the TARDIS doors. ‘Don’t have too many adventures until I come back. I’m still pretty overwhelmed by all your stories this trip.’

‘We’ll try not to have too much fun, daddy,’ Rei giggles.

James laughs again and waves. He opens the TARDIS doors and turns, but he feels a weight on his leg. Freya looks up from her hug.

The stallion looks back. ‘Fluttershy, may I..?’

The mare nods, and James escorts Freya into the TARDIS. Twilight is at the console. She sees the pair enter.

‘Oh! We have a guest. Welcome!’ Twilight greets.

Freya squeaks and hides.

The princess laughs. ‘I’ll give you two a moment.’

Twilight trots away. James turns and kneels down beside Freya.

‘Don’t worry. I’ll be back before you know it,’ the stallion assures.

‘But, you’re the only one that doesn’t treat me like a foal...’

‘He treats everypony like that!’ a voice shouts.

James rolls his eyes. ‘You’re as smart and as strong as your mother. Just stand up for yourself more and the others won’t push you around so much.’

Freya whimpers. Her melancholy is broken when a Zorua kisses her on the lips. She looks up in shock. ‘What promise is that?’

James sets the plush on her head. ‘Don’t know. He doesn’t have a name yet.’ He gets out his plush. ‘His friend thought he would love living with you.’

Freya hugs her new plush. ‘Thank you. I’ll be stronger. I have great reminder of this promise.’

‘And don’t be afraid to talk to your mom if you need help. She is wonderful at helping everypony in need.’

‘I know.’ Freya smiles. ‘We talk all the time.’

‘That is great to hear.’ James opens the door for the filly. She trots away. ‘Two months, three days,’ the stallion whispers.

Freya stops and spins around as the TARDIS disappears. She turns around, squeaks and gallops to her mother. The others mill about as the party winds down.

Starlight looks around. ‘So, what’d I miss?’

Author's Note

James Timeline: First chapter where he is billed by his new name. Returns for a bit to help out his son. Catches up with his other children and friends.

Satsuma Love Triangle: Seems he is slipping into his father's bad habits...

Freya Timeline: Makes a new friend who she is comfortable talking around.

Story Timeline: Two months, three days. (Hopefully less, likely more since this is SCS #33 and ... Spoilers! Sheesh!)

Story Note: The title was a play on Welcome Back, Kotter and introduces James' new name.

Welcome to the Family

Main Characters: Pinkie, Redheart
Cameos: Lemon, Diamond Tiara, Starlight, Del, Pumpkin and Pound Cake, Satsuma, Rei, Inkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Cup and Carrot Cake, Cloudy Quartz, Igneous Rock, Blinkie, Maud
Introducing: Presea Wells Pie, Juliet Adams Pie
Original Start Date: June 19, 2013 (the same day TWP was finished)

Lemon gallops through the streets of Ponyville. She strains her magic as she lifts something heavy behind her.

‘It’sokay!We’regoingtomakeit!’ the young mare shouts. ‘Don’tpanic!Thereisnoneedtopanic!Calmdown!’

‘Um, Lemon, I’m not panicking,’ Pinkie replies as she floats behind the unicorn. ‘And I could have made the trip myself.’

‘STOPPANICKING!’

Pinkie groans and settles into the ride. Lemon carries her to Ponyville Hospital. Diamond Tiara paces out front.

‘About time you got here!’ Diamond greets.

‘Okay, next time you carry a hysterical mare across town,’ Lemon argues. ‘Somepony had to get her here safely.’

‘I could have made it on my own, girls...’ Pinkie sighs.

‘Fine,’ Diamond huffs. ‘At least let me get the door.’

The young mare turns and aims a kick. She bucks as hard as she can. The doors slide open automatically, causing Diamond to fall on her stomach. Lemon carries Pinkie inside and sets her down.

‘Quite the entrance,’ Nurse Tenderheart sighs as she trots over. ‘What is the nature of the medical emergency?’

‘Hi, Nurse Tenderheart!’ Pinkie greets. ‘It seems my foals are due. I began contractions a little while ago.’

‘Oh! Congratulations!’ the nurse replies. ‘We’ll get a room ready for you right away.’

The nurse goes to a counter to make preparations. Orderlies help Pinkie onto a wheelchair. Lemon and Diamond take a moment to catch their breaths. They suddenly gasp.

‘We have to tell the others!’

Starlight nods as he holds his mobile to his ear. He has stepped away from his class while he takes the call. He finishes the call and enters the classroom again. Del stops the lecture, and all eyes are on Starlight.

‘My Aunt Pinkie has gone into labor,’ the young stallion announces. The class cheers. He calms them again. ‘Class is canceled for the rest of the day while the family gathers. I actually have to do some teleporting...’

The foals leave, talking about the event. Satsuma, Pumpkin and Pound stay behind.

‘Oh my. I have to come up with something to make her in celebration,’ Razzly mutters.

Del trots to her older brother. ‘What is the plan?’

‘We’re just waiting for now,’ Starlight replies. ‘Pinkie will want all her friends and family there, so I was asked to gather everypony.’ He stops one of the students. ‘Pearl, is the hospital big enough to hold a teenage dragon?’

The foal shrugs. ‘I don’t know. It might.’

‘Good enough.’

Starlight charges a spell and teleports away. Pumpkin gallops out as fast as she can.

‘We have to tell our parents!’ the filly shouts back. ‘They are going to be so excited!’

‘Wait for me!’ her brother calls as he flies after her.

Del sighs and starts to straighten up before she leaves too. Satsuma stays at his desk.

‘Del...’

‘Yes? Are you okay? Aren’t you excited that you’ll be getting two new little brothers or sisters?’

‘I’m excited, yes... But should I get mom?’ Satsuma asks. ‘They haven’t really been friends most of my life... I think Pinkie is only nice to my mom because dad and Fluttershy ask her...’

Del sighs, then smiles. ‘Pinkie will want all her friends there. That includes your mom.’

The colt nods and smiles. ‘Right. Thanks, Del.’

Satsuma gallops away to tell his mother the good news. Del laughs and finishes cleaning up.

Rei shoots from her store, leaving only a trail of electricity and a stunned Daring Do in her wake. She does not even bother opening the door to the shop as she crashes through it. Nor does she open the window to Inkie’s lab when she barges in.

‘Inkie! Get on my back now!’ Rei demands.

‘Why? What’s up?’ her wife asks.

‘I just got the call from Del. Haven’t you been called too?’

‘No. What is going on?’

‘Just get on. It is easier to explain this way.’

Inkie leaves her workstation and climbs over her smaller wife. ‘Will you at least be car-’

Inkie shrieks and ducks as Rei flies off again. In seconds, the couple lands outside of the hospital. Inkie’s eyes go wide with realization.

‘PINKIE!’ the mare shouts as she gallops inside.

Rei stretches her wings. ‘What is her rush?’

Starlight teleports in with Rarity and Spike, then teleports away again. The ponies and dragon enter the building to check on their friend.

Starlight rests in a corner of a waiting room after having teleported around Equestria to gather Pinkie’s friends and family. The other ponies mill about the room or catch up while waiting for news of their loved one.

‘This is so exciting,’ Fluttershy giggles. ‘We haven’t had a birth in a long time.’

‘You were the last one. Right, Shy?’ Rainbow Dash asks. ‘Your son, right?’

Fluttershy nods. ‘Kain is doing well, too. Thanks for asking.’

‘Man!’ the other pegasus moans. ‘Only Rarity and me are left.’

‘Well, you have to settle on a mate first, darling,’ Rarity taunts. She scratches Spike’s chin. ‘Not everypony can be as lucky as I.’

‘I don’t see ya working on a foal.’

Rarity snorts. ‘Just because we don’t have a qilin of our own yet...’

Applejack clears her throat. ‘We have foals present, ya know.’

The arguing mares blush and clam up.

Starlight meekly raises a hoof. ‘I’m still refusing to teach that course. It is all Del.’

The changeling blushes. ‘I’m not talking about that either!’

‘Rarity can teach it,’ Rei suggests. ‘She gave me a lecture on it one time.’ She looks at Spike. ‘Does she still have those videos?’

Everypony turns bright red from embarrassment.

Spike blushes and looks away. ‘Yes...’ he whispers.

Rarity tries to disappear, blushing redder and redder under her friends’ stares. A dark orange earth pony with a grey mane watches the other ponies and snorts.

‘Looks like your wife hasn’t picked up on what is appropriate conversation...’ Igneous Rock comments.

‘Dad, that is just the way Rei is,’ Inkie sighs. ‘Besides, we’re here for Pinkie and her foals.’

Igneous nods. ‘Yes. I am finally going to be a grandfather. Too bad none of my other daughters made that effort.’

Inkie bonks her father on the head. ‘You know Rei and I are waiting until biomagical research has been proven safe. I’ve explained it to you in detail.’

‘I’m sorry. I know you two want to have a child too.’

‘Blasphemy!’ Blinkie gasps. ‘There shouldn’t be a way for two mares to have a child.’

‘Blinkie, there have been same-sex unicorn couples having children for centuries. The Heartstrings’ research will allow countless couples to finally have foals of their own.’

Cloudy Quartz pats her daughter on the back. ‘It is okay, dear. Blinkie is just jealous.’

The younger mare turns away. ‘Just because I haven’t found the right stallion or a decent mare doesn’t mean I am jealous of all of you.’

‘Maybe if you didn’t mutilate all your coltfriends...’ Inkie moans.

‘Image had that coming after what he pulled!’

A dark shadow instantly looms over Blinkie.

‘Are you talking about the wonderful Image who is dating my darling sister?’ Rarity growls.

Blinkie shrinks away in terror from the imposing mare. Maud shows a slight smile at her sistet's predicament. The doors to the waiting room open, and a large cake is pushed inside. Pumpkin and Razzly levitate decorations while Pound flies around icing it.

‘Sorry we’re late,’ Carrot Cake apologizes.

‘We panicked a little getting the recipe prepared,’ Cup Cake explains.

‘Not to mention somepony kept trying to make the cake into a bomb,’ Pumpkin growls.

‘Razzly was helping me with the fireworks,’ Pound argues. ‘They wouldn’t have exploded prematurely... this time.’

‘Make enough?’ Rainbow Dash asks.

Cup Cake slaps Del away. ‘I know how much energy it takes to have twins. Knowing Pinkie, she is going to need more of a recharge than I did.’ She slaps Del again.

Cloudy goes to Cup Cake. ‘Thank you for looking after our daughter all these years.’

‘It was our pleasure,’ the other mare replies. ‘Cakes and Pies should get along better than apples and oranges.’

Applejack snorts. ‘Ah have family named “Orange”. Care t’ rephrase that?’

The other mares laugh nervously as the farmer glares at them.

Nurse Redheart monitors Pinkie’s condition using her medical scanner.

‘You are looking fine,’ the nurse reports.

‘That’s good, but how is my condition?’ Pinkie giggles.

Redheart snorts. ‘You’re not going to be making jokes like that once labor really sets in. Speaking of which, do you want any pain killers? We have a great unicorn anesthesiologist who knows all the best pain relief spells.’

‘I’m okay for now.’ Pinkie smiles. ‘I know the real relief is on his way.’

‘I hope so... He wouldn’t want to miss the birth of his new...’

‘Don’t say it! I want it to be a surprise.’

Redheart smiles. ‘It is going to be a very pleasant one.’ Her ears twitch. ‘Anyway, I’ll be right back. Your friends and family have filled the waiting room. I think they are getting antsy. I just hope Mr and Mrs Cake can keep Del from eating the cake they brought you.’

Pinkie giggles. ‘They are the best. I hope it is chocolate.’

‘Well, if they can’t hold back the ravenous changeling horde, you’ll have to make do with Applejack’s fruit cart. I think she brought the best from all the growers in town.’

The other mare’s expression goes blank. ‘Applejack is here?’

‘Is that a bad thing?’

Pinkie looks away. ‘Go check on the others, but be back soon.’ She winces. ‘It feels like they are on the move.’

Redheart checks her scan again. ‘You have plenty of time, but I’ll be right back.’

The waiting friends have calmed down. They keep watching the staff for any news of Pinkie’s condition. Satsuma sits at the back of the room. He kicks at the seat a bit.

‘Ah don’ blame ya fer bein’ nervous,’ his mother says, sitting by him. ‘Any moment now, yer gonna be a big brother fer sure. No more arguin’ with Starlight who’s the older of ya.’

‘That’s something, yes,’ Satsuma replies. ‘I’m also sorta worried about...’ He looks up at his mom.

‘What is it? Ya know ya can tell me anythin’.’

‘Miss Pinkie and you haven’t really gotten along. I didn’t think she’d want you here.’

Applejack puts a foreleg around her son. ‘That might be the case, but Ah will always see her as family. Ah’d be there fer her no matter what.’

‘Did she come when I was born?’

The mare sighs. ‘At the time, only Fluttershy and Rarity had fergiven me. But that ain’t important. Everypony thinks yer a wonderful young colt, and Ah know yer gonna t’ be a great big brother.’

‘I already am.’

‘Ugh, not that crap again,’ Starlight groans. ‘I’ve been telling you for a year that I’m the older one. Heck! It was even on an exam!’

‘Ya had that on an exam?’

‘You didn’t know? I wondered how he reacted to the first time he didn’t get a perfect score.’

‘Ah’m gonna have t’ have a word with ya after all this is through.’

Starlight nods. ‘You heard your mother. She has to set you straight on which of us is older.’ He hops up. ‘Well! I have to guard a cake from my sisters. Hopefully not for too much longer.’

The Apples glare at the Sparkle.

‘Satsuma, Ah’m glad ya only got yer smarts from yer dad and not his behavior.’

‘Thanks, mom.’

The Apples sigh and resume waiting.

‘Pinkie! We cannot wait any longer,’ Redheart argues. ‘Your foals have to be born now!’

‘No! Their father isn’t here yet! We need to wait!’

‘Pinkie, you’re risking the health of your foals.’

‘No, no, NO! I can’t have them until...’

A hoof wraps around Pinkie’s.

‘Listen to the doctor,’ James advises.

Pinkie gasps in shock and gives a squeeze back, half in thanks, half due to a contraction. James stands beside the mother and gives her a nuzzle.

‘I love you, James.’

‘I love you too, Pinkie.’

Silence fills the waiting room while Pinkie’s friends wait. Igneous paces while Cloudy sits with her daughters. Maud taps her hoof nervously despite her stoic exterior. Satsuma rests his head on Rei’s shoulder while she rests on Starlight’s shoulder and he rests on Del’s shoulder. Rainbow Dash taps a hoof on the floor. Rarity reads the same magazine for the fifth time. A door creaks open. Fluttershy screams and hides behind the Cakes. Nurse Redheart waves everypony to an observation window. She goes to two cradles.

‘Since Pinkie is quite tired after having these two,’ Redheart states, ‘let me introduce you to’ -- she pulls a blanket back revealing a bright yellow filly with a poofy emerald green mane -- ‘Presea Wells Pie and’ -- she reveals a lavender filly with a flat fuchsia mane -- ‘Juliet Adams Pie.’

Everypony swoons and coos over the babies. While they are marveling, Redheart steps out of the observation room. She circles around the group and taps Applejack on the back.

‘Pinkie wants to have a word with you.’

Applejack gulps, adjusts her hat and follows the nurse away.
…

Applejack enters Pinkie’s room. The new mother lays in her bed moaning as she recovers her strength. Her mane is flat due to her exhaustion. The visitor closes the door and clears her throat. Pinkie looks over and smiles. She waves Applejack over.

‘Ya wanted t’ see me?’

‘Come closer.’

Applejack gets within reach, and Pinkie locks her in a hug.

‘I’m sorry,’ Pinkie apologizes.

‘Huh? What?’

‘I’m sorry I was so mean to you these last eight years. You didn’t deserve to be beaten up so much while you were down. You must have felt so horrible for betraying our trust, and all we did was make you feel worse.’

Applejack returns the hug. ‘Ah know ya didn’t mean t’ hurt me. ‘Sides, Ah was the one that hurt ya first. It is only natural that y’all were upset.’

‘Will you ever forgive how I treated you?’

‘Ah did eight years ago.’

Pinkie tears up and sobs as she hugs her cousin again. Applejack pats her on the back.

‘He was here. Wasn’t he?’ Applejack asks.

Pinkie stops crying. ‘How did you know?’

The farmer smiles. ‘He was the first pony t’ hold his son.’

Pinkie sighs and smiles. ‘He really is the greatest.’ She pauses. ‘Um, Del didn’t eat my cake yet, did she?’

‘Want me t’ bring ya a slice?’

Pinkie nods. ‘And everypony else if they want to visit. Not for long though. I need my rest.’

‘Ah’ll be right back.’

‘Thanks, friend.’

Applejack leaves Pinkie to rest. The new mother sighs and smiles, excited for her new life as a parent.

Bonus Scene

After her friends and family have left, Pinkie sits in her bed holding Presea. The filly coos as she sleeps in her mother’s forelegs. Beside her, James holds Juliet. Twilight Sparkle smiles as she watches the proud parents. Pinkie looks at her friend.

‘Thanks, Twilight,’ Pinkie says. ‘I would never have gotten to have these wonderful foals if you didn’t allow it.’

‘Well, some of us are still holding out for the Twinkie ending,’ Twilight replies. ‘Right, James?’

‘She doesn’t think it will happen,’ the stallion replies.

‘Silly Twilight,’ Pinkie giggles.

Twilight huffs. She looks at her husband and Juliet. ‘I think it is a little weird that you had a foal that looks like me.’

Pinkie blushes. ‘Well, uh, when I was pregnant, I wished really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hard that you could always be with me.’

‘I don’t think that is how genetics work,’ Twilight groans.

‘Oh, hush,’ James shushes. ‘You know Time Lords work in mysterious ways.’

Juliet yawns and opens her eyes for the first time.

‘Hello, Juliet,’ her father greets.

The baby coos and tries reaching for him.

Pinkie giggles. ‘Looks like she likes her dad.’

‘She might have to see him more often. Won’t she?’

‘Definitely,’ Twilight agrees.

‘Does that mean..?’ Pinkie asks.

The couple looks at their friend. ‘Spoilers.’

Author's Note

Pinkie's foals were born! What more do you want, you vultures! ... Fine!

Pinkie Timeline: Presea and Juliet are born.

Applejack Timeline: Makes up with Pinkie.

Character Introductions: Presea Wells and Juliet Adams Pie are Pinkie's daughters with James Sparkle. At the time this was written, we didn't have the awesome names of Marble and Limestone for Inkie and Blinkie so I continued the video game reference trend that had been given to the Pie sisters by the fans. Since Andrea Libman has few gaming characters to her name, I borrowed some of Tara Strong's. Presea is one of my favorite Tales of Symphonia characters. I loved her story so much. Juliet is from Lollipop Chainsaw. Like Bradbury, Asimov, Clarke and Niven before them, they have middle names after famous sci-fi writers. We'll be finding out more of them in chapters to come, but those who follow my art tamblr probably have seen a few spoilers about them already. (Spoiler: They are so fun to write! I love writing Juli so much! She has some of the ... SPOILERS! Sheesh!)

Order of the Heavenly Nostrils

Main Characters: Sweetie Belle, Lemon, Razzly, Pumpkin
Cameos: Dinky, Ruby Pinch
Original Start Date: April 12, 2014

A very fashionable passenger steps off the late night train from Canterlot. She is the only passenger leaving on the train at that time of night. Pony workers moving cargo seem more interested in the traveller than their jobs. Sweetie Belle sighs and looks around, spotting a pair of ponies waiting on a nearby bench. Dinky Hooves pokes Ruby Pinch, who is sleeping on her shoulder. The two unicorns approach their friend.

‘Do we really have to meet this late?’ Ruby asks.

‘I don’t want to tip anypony off to my arrival,’ Sweetie replies. ‘Who are the targets?’

The unicorns leave the train station.

‘Lemon, Razzly and Pumpkin Cake,’ Dinky answers.

‘Pumpkin and Razzly? Are we that desperate?’

Dinky shrugs. ‘Razzly is obvious given her parents.’

‘Duh. She is sorta my niece.’

‘And Pumpkin is doing really well in her magic class,’ Ruby adds. ‘Mrs Cake mentions it sometimes when I drop off fruit for the bakery.’

Sweetie nods. ‘Very well. As long as the others agree too, since we were much older when it happened to us.’

‘They’ll be fine,’ Dinky assures.

‘Any other adults or just Lemon?’

‘Well, uh, that is why we invited you,’ Ruby replies. ‘We want you to handle her.’

‘Why me?’

‘Because, well, uh, you know her best.’

Sweetie groans. ‘Fine. I don’t mind. Just let me get some rest.’ She frowns. ‘This is the closest thing I get to a vacation for a long time.’

‘Don’t worry. It will be fun,’ Dinky says, smiling. ‘Once it is all over, we’re going bowling.’

‘Smashing,’ the white unicorn groans as she follows her friends into town.

Lemon and Razzly trot up a set of stairs in Sunshine Apartments. They levitate several boxes behind them. As they reach their destination, Lemon waves to Twist and Snails in the neighboring complex. Lemon gets out a set of keys.

‘Thank you for letting me move in with you, Aunt Lemon,’ Razzly says.

Lemon smiles. ‘No problem. What is family for?’

‘Saving me from Rei’s hugs for one...’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Earlier at Rei’s home above The Power Block. Rei has Razzly locked in a big hug. Lemon is using her magic to try to free her niece while Inkie is trying to pull her wife off the filly.

‘Don’t leave me, Razzly-chan!’ Rei cries. ‘I can be a better mommy!’

‘I’m not going anywhere!’ Razzly shouts. ‘I’m just moving in with Lemon!’

‘But who will hug you all the time?’

‘If he had any sense, your little brother.’

Rei lets go, sending the other ponies tumbling. ‘Aah! You have a cute little crush on Starlight.’ She trots to Lemon and whispers. ‘Don’t worry. She’ll grow out of it.’ She gives Razzly a kiss on the forehead. ‘Hope you have fun with Lemon. If you need anything, you know where to find me.’ She pauses for a few seconds then grabs Razzly in a hug. ‘Don’t leave me, Razzly-chan!’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lemon laughs. ‘You should have seen her when your father moved away with your mother. We had to call in Fluttershy to scold her like a filly in order to free him from his farewell hug.’

Lemon opens her apartment door. A few apartments down, another door opens. Sweetie Belle trots out, yawning.

‘Aunt Sweetie!’ Razzly calls.

The diva looks up as her niece gallops over. Lemon trots up as well. Sweetie smiles at the other unicorns. ‘Good afternoon.’

‘What are you doing here?’ Razzly asks. ‘Why didn’t you say you were coming?’

‘I’m just passing through,’ Sweetie replies, patting the filly on the back. ‘Ruby is letting me use her place while I’m here.’

‘You really should have told me,’ Lemon sighs. She motions behind her. ‘I live next door. It would have been no problem.’

Razzly looks up at her aunt. ‘Then where would I stay?’ She looks back at Sweetie. ‘I’m going to be staying with Aunt Lemon now.’

‘That is very nice of her,’ Sweetie states. She looks at Lemon. ‘This was a spur of the moment thing. Besides, I don’t want to put you out.’

Lemon smiles and laughs kindly. ‘It would have been no problem. I don’t mind sleeping on the couch. It is really comfortable.’ She looks at Razzly. ‘I hope you like the one I got for your half of the apartment. It is imported from Eagleland.’ She covers her mouth. ‘Real leather.’

‘Aren’t you fancy,’ Sweetie comments, slightly huffing. ‘Anyway, I have things to do. Maybe we can catch up later.’

Lemon bows. ‘That will be great.’

‘Bye, Aunt Sweetie!’ Razzly calls.

Sweetie Belle waves and trots away. Lemon drags Razzly back to her apartment. She opens the door to a furnished living room. Razzly is amazed to see such a nice place. Lemon smiles as she levitates the filly’s belongings into the apartment.

‘This half of the apartment is yours,’ the older unicorn states. ‘I bought the two end apartments, so I am glad to have someone to share it with.’

‘I have my own house...’ Razzly gapes.

Lemon laughs. ‘You have your own living room, bedroom and dining area.’ She goes to a door on the side of the living room. ‘And if you ever need anything, I’ll be right over here.’ She leads Razzly into her apartment. ‘I’ll make dinner when I get back from work. If there is anything special you wish me to make or if you want any special groceries, just leave me a note on the counter.’

‘Looks like somepony beat me to it,’ Razzly says, pointing.

‘Hmm.’ Lemon goes to the counter and levitates two letters. ‘One is for you too...’

‘What do they say?’

Lemon levitates Razzly’s letter to her as she opens her own. ‘Hmm… I’m instructed to keep it private.’ She puts the letter away. ‘Anyway, it is more important to get you settled. We can worry about this later.’

Lemon guides Razzly back to her apartment.

Late at night, Pumpkin Cake peeks out of her room. She can hear her father snoring in his room. She quietly closes her door after silently slipping out. She makes her way to the stairs and takes a step down.

‘Where are we going?’ Pound whispers.

Pumpkin spins around. She uses her magic to tie her brother’s muzzle. ‘Shh! Tell mom and dad that I am gone, and I will make your life a living hell every day from when I am grounded until you get married and leave home.’

Pound pulls the spell off of his mouth. ‘How is that different from normal?’

‘I’ll tell everypony at school that you are attracted to colts.’

‘Again, how is tha-?’

Pumpkin recasts her spell and levitates Pound back to his room. She grumbles to herself as she scurries out of Sugarcube Corner. The filly gets a letter out from her pack, checks the address included and gallops away. She heads to an unmarked warehouse near the train station. She checks the letter again and heads to a door at the back of the building. The entry opens before she can reach it. She nervously enters the warehouse and looks around. There is a lit room to her left. She enters and the door closes behind her. A note sits on a pile of clothes.

‘Guess this is for me...’ the filly mumbles.

She puts on the clothes. It is a black bodysuit that covers everything except her eyes, horn and muzzle. Pumpkin sighs as she sits and waits.

Sweetie and Ruby sit in a control room. On a pair of monitors, they are watching Pumpkin resting in her room and Lemon pacing around trying to get reception on her mobile. Sweetie and Lemon are wearing black bodysuits as well, except their heads are uncovered.

Sweetie sighs and sips a cup of coffee. ‘Where is Dinky? We should be started already.’

A door opens behind her. Dinky trots in. ‘Have you ever tried to sneak somepony across town without their housemate knowing?’

Sweetie raises an eyebrow. ‘Alive or dead?’

Ruby changes Pumpkin’s monitor to show Razzly dressing in a room.

Dinky rolls her eyes. ‘Anyway, it is good that Lemon told us (constantly) that Razzly was moving in with her so we could plan a way to get them both here without the other knowing.’

‘Couldn’t we have done this before they moved in together?’ Sweetie asks, finishing her coffee.

‘And risk Rei finding out?’ Dinky replies.

‘Just tell her it is a game and she’ll help us in every way possible,’ Sweetie sighs, pulling on her mask. ‘Worked with my mom and Rarity when it was my turn... Especially Rarity...’ She adjusts the mask to fit. ‘How do I look?’

‘Like the most messed-up zebra-corn ever,’ Dinky huffs.

She and Sweetie stick their tongues out at each other.

‘We’re ready to go any time,’ Ruby says. ‘Remember to let Lemon do most of the work and don’t give her the answers.’

‘Yeah, yeah...’ Sweetie sighs, leaving the control room.

Dinky takes a seat next to Ruby. ‘How long do you think this will take?’

Ruby watches the monitors. ‘Probably not too long with the fillies, except for maybe the last challenge, since we eased up a bit on them. As for Lemon...’

‘Surprised she hasn’t teleported out already?’

‘Exactly.’

The two unicorns sigh and watch the monitors.

Lemon levitates her mobile around the ceiling. She frowns as she continues to get no reception. Suddenly, her reception peaks for an instant. She moves her mobile back over the spot and tries narrowing on the signal.

‘Spot that!’ a gruff voice shouts from a speaker behind the mobile.

Lemon screams and scrambles to catch her mobile as it drops. ‘I’m sorry! I was just looking for a signal!’

‘Silence! Do you know why you are here?’

Lemon thinks. ‘Bowling party?’

Whispering is heard over the speaker. There is a cough. ‘Wh-what do you take us for? No! This is a test. You will be working with a partner to get through a series of challenges.’

‘Who is my partner?’

‘If we have you dressed like this, do you think we would tell you who you are working with?’

Lemon pouts and looks away. ‘Sheesh. Just asking.’

A door opens to a hallway. ‘You may begin now. Good luck.’

Lemon sighs, exasperated, and goes through the door. Another pony in black trots out of another door. The pony has a white horn and muzzle.

‘Well, I guess you’re my partner,’ Sweetie snorts.

Lemon stares at her partner. ‘You look familiar...’

Sweetie looks at Lemon, confused. ‘You know an all-black pony with a white horn and muzzle?’

‘No, no. I meant that you remind me of somepony.’

Sweetie groans and rolls her eyes. ‘Let’s just do this,’ she huffs, trotting ahead.

Lemon smiles and follows.

Pumpkin and Razzly trot through a hall together. Neither are speaking. Pumpkin keeps staring at her partner, trying to figure out who is under the disguise. Razzly reaches a door and tries opening it. When it does not budge, she tries her magic to move it. When that fails, she turns to line up a kick.

Pumpkin trots up to the door. ‘Calm down. I don’t think bashing everything is what they have planned for us.’

‘But the door won’t open,’ Razzly whines.

In the control room, Ruby and Dinky watch the teams reach their first doors. Dinky puts on a headset.

‘Time to get started,’ Dinky mumbles.

‘Won’t be that bad,’ Ruby replies, watching Sweetie and Lemon. ‘My group at least found the instruction panel.’

Dinky looks at Razzly and Pumpkin examining the door. ‘They’re getting there.’ She sighs. ‘How much time until we give them a hint?’

‘There must be a clue around here somewhere,’ Pumpkin surmises, analyzing the area.

Razzly frowns and glares at the door. Her horn glows for a moment and the door opens. ‘Ha! Got it!’

‘What did you do?’ Pumpkin asks, pushing forward.

‘Well, my magic didn’t work on the door,’ Razzly explains, ‘so I just used it on the part of the lock in the wall. My mom taught me that one. She is very Trixie that way.’

Pumpkin laughs. ‘Good trick. I’ll have to remember it.’

Dinky stares at her screen in shock.

Ruby leans over. ‘We are using the “Twilight-proof” equipment for this one, right?’

Lemon leads Sweetie out of a narrow pathway. The (disguised) yellow unicorn has her left hoof on the wall. She smiles and looks back.

‘My brother taught me this trick for solving mazes,’ Lemon says.

Sweetie nods. ‘Yeah. He’s great.’

‘What?’

‘Nothing!’

Lemon laughs. They stop to rest for a moment before turning to the next door. Lemon examines the door. ‘No clue?’

You must face your greatest fears in order to pass! the distorted voice of Ruby declares through a hidden speaker. Oooo~~~!

Lemon rolls her eyes. ‘The moan is a bit much...’ She turns around and raises an eyebrow. ‘What is that on your face?’

‘What is on my..?’ A large spider crawls across Sweetie’s face. She screams and runs into a wall.

‘Calm down, Sweetie,’ Lemon sighs, trying to grab the spider with her magic. The spider disappears. ‘Huh?’

Sweetie rubs her sore muzzle. ‘Wait. What did you call me?’

‘Nothing. Just a term of friendship,’ Lemon huffs, looking for the speakers. ‘An illusion? Really?’

The mind is just a plaything of, uh, another mind~! Ruby counters. Besides, do you think we could afford one of these?

A hydra rips the roof from the warehouse. Sweetie scrambles behind Lemon. The hydra lowers its four heads to face Lemon and roars.

Lemon covers her ears. ‘Ow! My ears! Is that all you got?’

The hydra disappears, and a piece of paper wafts down in its place. Lemon catches the paper with her magic. Sweetie peeks at the paper and faints in shock.

‘ “I lose all my money”?’ Lemon facehoofs. ‘Really? You really think I care about that?’

Muffled arguing is heard as Ruby and Dinky try to come up with another plan.

Elsewhere in the warehouse. Razzly leads Pumpkin out of the maze. The younger filly has her left hoof against the wall.

‘That’s pretty impressive,’ Pumpkin compliments. ‘I wouldn’t have thought of that.’

Razzly smiles. ‘Thanks! My daddy taught me that trick for mazes. He’s really smart.’

Pumpkin nods. Razzly sits to rest her leg for a moment while Pumpkin examines the door.

‘Huh? No clue,’ the filly comments.

Razzly groans. ‘Ugh. I hope it isn’t one of those conceptual “face your fear” things. Those are so cliche.’

Pumpkin freezes and stares behind the other filly.

Razzly raises an eyebrow. ‘What?’

Pumpkin slowly raises a hoof to point. Razzly turns around. A large, amorphis dark form swirls above the filly. A face forms in the cloud and moves towards Razzly. All she can see is its glinting fangs and long, red-tipped horn. She screams at the top of her lungs.

Lemon sighs and pretends to check her mobile while an illusion of Tirek towers over her, threatening her destruction. Her ears perk up when she hears a faint scream.

‘I know that voice.’

Lemon charges the door, throwing Sweetie out of the way. She slams her whole body into it. The door barely budges.

‘Let me through! I have to help her!’ the enraged unicorn shouts.

She slams herself against the door again. Growling, Lemon leaps back, aims her horn at the door and fires a massive magical blast. The wall around the door disintegrates while the door remains intact. Lemon charges forward.

‘Stop the test before she ruins everything!’ Ruby shouts.

Dinky uses her hooves and magic to scale back her test. ‘I got it. I got it.’

Pumpkin holds Razzly as the illusion fades. ‘There, there. It is gone now.’ The door slides open. ‘And it looks like we passed.’

Razzly sniffles and dries her tears on Pumpkin’s bodysuit. ‘See. I knew I could handle it. Who do they think I am?’

Pumpkin rolls her eyes and helps the other filly to her hooves. ‘Let’s get going, o’ courageous one.’

Razzly takes a step forward but steps in a puddle, causing a splash.

Pumpkin looks back. ‘Did you..? Eww!’ She tries wiping her hooves off. ‘I hope you didn’t get any on me!’

‘I didn’t do that!’ Razzly shouts. ‘Only big, scaredy babies do that!’

‘Then, I guess you are a big, scaredy baby.’

‘Shut up! I hate you!’ Razzly tries stomping, but only splashes again.

Pumpkin yells and jumps away. Razzly growls and marches forward. Pumpkin stays well away from the other filly.

Lemon reaches the next door and aims another magic blast.

Well done! Ruby shouts, interrupting the attack. You have faced through your fear. See? The screaming stopped.

Lemon calms down and listens. Sweetie sneaks up on the other mare. She looks towards one of the speakers, raises a foreleg, points at her hidden blade and nods.

Tsk! Dinky snaps, hoping she sounds like static.

Sweetie frowns and lowers her leg. Lemon closes her eyes and takes a deep breath.

‘That was a dirty trick,’ Lemon growls. She looks for a speaker. ‘If I ever find out how you got that scream, I will hurt you.’ She takes another breath then smiles happily. ‘So? What is our next test?’

Razzly rests beside the next door while Pumpkin works on the next puzzle. Deciding she has rested enough, Razzly stands, grunting, and joins Pumpkin in moving a large stone across the room. A bucket mounted on the wall just over their heads waits.

‘Thanks,’ Pumpkin says.

‘It would have been rude to force you to do this all on your own,’ Razzly replies. ‘But you seem to have gotten this in hoof.’

Pumpkin laughs. ‘Not quite.’ She snorts as she pushes the stone. ‘Too bad our magic doesn’t work on it.’

‘Oh, but that would have been too easy,’ Razzly groans.

Both fillies laugh. They reach the wall. Pumpkin gets under the stone and starts lifting. Razzly tries to help.

‘I got this,’ Pumpkin says. ‘Don’t worry.’

Razzly steps back and smiles. ‘You remind me of somepony.’

‘Oh?’

‘Yeah, a classmate. Pumpkin Cake. She is really good at this athletic stuff.’

Pumpkin smiles and laughs to herself.

‘She is a lot stronger though,’ Razzly comments. ‘She would have dunked this stone in the endzone long ago.’ She joins the faltering Pumpkin in lifting. ‘Too bad it is just us, right?’

Pumpkin just sighs and keeps lifting.

Sweetie pretends to strain her attempts to move the stone. Lemon pretends to remain aloof, not wanting to help after the last test. Sweetie gives up her ‘struggle’ and takes a seat beside Lemon.

‘Well, I’m beat,’ Sweetie complains. ‘Looks like we’re stuck.’

Lemon sighs. ‘Do I have to do everything?’

‘Hey, if you think you can lift that, go ahead.’

Lemon stares at the stone. She charges a spell on her horn.

‘That won’t work,’ Sweetie warns. ‘We tried. Remember?’

The floor shakes. The ground under the stone rises, taking the stone with it.

In their post, Ruby and Dinky facehoof.

Lemon calmly uses her magic to deposit the stone in the bucket before replacing the floor. She calmly and smugly trots through the open door. ‘If you can’t use a standard solution, innovate.’

Sweetie facehoofs and follows.

Razzly holds her chin and looks quizzical for a moment. ‘One is worth five cents, the other is worth twenty-five cents.’

Pumpkin’s eyes light up. ‘That makes sense!’ She pout and glares at the door. ‘Stupid, tricky problem.’

Ruby covers laughter at the response. ‘Okay. Here is the next one.’

‘Why are round utility hole covers preferable to square ones?’

Sweetie looks at Lemon and shrugs.

Lemon huffs, ‘I guess I’ll solve this, like everything else.’ She gives an exasperated sigh. ‘Because round covers won’t fall through the hole if it is rotated or turned on its side.’

Razzly hoofbumps Pumpkin. ‘Good answer.’

`Agreed,` Ruby’s disguised voice replies. `Next question: If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?`

‘She means “a match”!’ Sweetie shouts.

Lemon covers her laughter at her joke. Ruby can be heard laughing at Dinky as well.

Anyway! Dinky snaps. Last question: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

‘What do you mean?’ Lemon asks. ‘An Equestrian or a Deeropean swallow?’

Huh? I… I don’t know that.

The lock on the door shorts out. The door cracks open. Lemon leads the way through.

‘How do you know so much about swallows?’ Sweetie asks.

Lemon looks back. ‘You have to know these things when you’re in my position.’

Pumpkin and Razzly reach the last room in the test chambers. The final door has a heart on it. Razzly trots forward and reads the note on the door.

‘As proof of your newfound friendship, you must seal it with a kiss.’

Pumpkin cringes. ‘Kiss? You? Really?’

Razzly snorts and scowls. ‘Exactly. What kind of pervert gets their jollies watching fillies kiss? Once I am out of here, I am coming back and having Re-’

Pumpkin quickly leans in and pecks Razzly on the cheek. ‘Sheesh! You talk too much, Razzly.’

The door opens in front of them. Pumpkin pushes forward.

Razzly stares in shock. ‘How did you know who I am? We weren’t supposed to tell.’

Pumpkin looks back. ‘How could I not tell who you are?’ She pulls off her hood. ‘Come on. Let’s get out of here.’

Sweetie looks away, trying to act nonchalant. ‘I-it probably just has to be a peck on the cheek or something simple like that. N-no need to make it a big deal out of it...’

The white mare looks back. Lemon leans in and gives Sweetie a big kiss on the lips. She holds for several seconds after the door opens.

‘Th-that w-was...’ Sweetie stammers.

‘I love you, Sweetie Belle,’ Lemon blurts out.

‘L-Lem-’

‘I’ve loved you for a long time now.’ Lemon sighs and looks away. ‘Sorry for going overboard a little.’

‘I… I’m with Image now...’ Sweetie says, slipping away. She goes to the door. ‘Come on. I think they want to talk with us.’

Lemon forces back tears. She looks at Sweetie, smiling, and nods. ‘Let’s go.’

Lemon joins Sweetie, Ruby, Dinky, Razzly and Pumpkin in a well-furnished lounge. Sweetie takes her place beside Ruby and Dinky.

Dinky smiles and bows slightly. ‘Congratulations. Let me be the first to welcome you to the Order of the Heavenly Nostrils.’

There is a large party at the bowling alley for the new members. All the unicorn mares in Ponyville have gathered to welcome their new members. Dinky and her sister, Amethyst Star, introduce them to everypony. Lemon and Pumpkin listen intently while Razzly watches the bowling. Sweetie has been cornered by her mother and is being forced to catch up. Ruby rests at the snack bar, drink in hoof.

‘How do you keep a group like this secret?’ Pumpkin ask. ‘I’ve never heard of this Order of Whatever in my whole life.’

‘Well, there aren’t many unicorns in Ponyville,’ Amethyst explains. ‘When our founder, Merigold Heavenly Nostrils, arrived in Ponyville, she saw there were few outlets for unicorns, especially for unicorn mares. She founded the Order as a social group to unite the unicorn mares in town and give us an outlet for our talents.’

‘Nowadays, we mostly go bowling and bake tons of sweets in between helping each other at our jobs,’ Dinky adds.

‘We are not your spy network,’ Amethyst groans.

‘Resisting a Lunar Guard? Want to explain that one at the police station?’

Razzly watches Alley Way get a strike. ‘The name is a little much,’ she comments. ‘Who would name a secret organization after herself?’

Everypony stops and stares at the filly.

‘Just saying!’

‘Well, she does have a point,’ Pumpkin agrees. ‘It is a little pretentious. Why did she pick that name?’

Dinky and her sister smirk. ‘Because...’

‘UNICORN!’ everypony cheers.

Pumpkin groans.

‘I’m beginning to like this group...’ Razzly says.

‘Haven’t you ever been found out?’ Lemon wonders.

‘Well...’ Uh...’ the sisters moan.

‘Actually, Starlight knows about us...’ Dinky sighs. She facehoofs and shakes her head. ‘And he is trying to join.’

Amethyst snickers. ‘He does look pretty good in Apple Bloom’s dresses when he tries sneaking in.’

‘Shh!’ her sister hisses. ‘He might hear you!’

The others laugh and continue the introductions.
…

Lemon approaches Sweetie at the snack bar. ‘Um, Sweetie… about earlier...’

‘Yeah...’

Lemon looks away. ‘I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have done or said that.’

Sweetie puts a hoof on her friend’s shoulder. ‘It is okay. I was just freaked out about.’

‘Also, we’re sorta sisters.’

‘Sisters by way of a half-brother for you and an adopted brother for me.’ Sweetie smirks. ‘So, I guess that means we can make out and it won’t be weird.’

Lemon shakes her head. ‘You have a coltfriend. I wouldn’t want to get in the way of that. I’ll find somepony else. I am sure.’ She looks around the room. ‘Now, where is my niece? I should be getting her and her friend home.’

Lemon trots off to find Razzly. Moon Glow slinks up from behind the counter.

‘Want me to take her out for breaking your heart?’ the cream unicorn offers.

‘You would date her for me?’

Moon Glow rolls her eyes. ‘For an assassin, you sure don’t know the lingo.’

Lemon watches the street around Sugarcube Corner as Razzly and Pumpkin say farewell.

‘So, uh… I guess we’re friends now,’ Razzly says.

‘Yeah...’ Pumpkin agrees. ‘Does that mean we have to stop fighting over Satsuma?’

‘You’ll give him up for me? How sweet!’

Pumpkin glares at her friend. ‘Other way around, genius.’

‘And you think I am smart, too. How wonderful.’ Razzly snickers while Pumpkin stews. ‘I kid. Besides, we have one obstacle that would need to be eliminated first.’

‘Her dad’s a cop and Fluttershy would skin you alive.’

Razzly rolls her eyes. ‘For a prankster, you sure don’t know the lingo.’ She shakes her head. ‘No, all we have to do is get Satsuma to break up with her. Shouldn’t be too hard if we stick to our guns and do what we do best.’

Pumpkin nods. ‘I impress him with my awesome sports skills, and you scream and piss yourself.’

Razzly glares at her friend. ‘I am beginning to wonder why we are even friends.’

Pumpkin laughs and heads inside. ‘Unicorn!’

Razzly laughs, waves to her friend and goes to her aunt so they can head home.

Author's Note

Razzly Timeline: Moves in with Lemon. Joins the Order of the Heavenly Nostrils. Befriends Pumpkin.

Reference note: The group is named after the title character in Heavenly Nostrils, a wonderfully fun comic about a girl and her UNICORN! best friend. Very worth checking out since Marigold is essentially Trixie and the artist has done some MLP art in the past.

Reason why this took so long between start and finish: School, other projects, reading and devising the tests. Seriously. I only had about... one(?) test ready when I started. Coming up with the others and their order... Ugh.

Joke: Person looking for a match - "Do you have a match?" Another person - "Yeah. Your face and my butt." (Or "Your butt and my face" depending on comedic intent.)

UNICORN!: UNICORN!

Standing Up for Herself

Main Characters: Freya, Fluttershy
Cameos: Razzly, Pumpkin, Sunshine, Kain, Summer Rain, Flitter
Original Start Date: July 25, 2014

Pumpkin and Razzly wait outside of the schoolhouse. Ever since their newfound friendship, the two fillies have been plotting to separate Satsuma and Freya. The past week, they spent time with Satsuma at school and invited him to play after class. Despite the constant attention, Satsuma does not seem to be picking up the fillies’ signals. This has caused the once-rivals to change their approach...

Freya trots towards the schoolhouse with Angel riding on her head. She just left her brother off with his friends and wants to get to her desk before class starts. Pumpkin and Razzly step out in front of the young bat pony.

‘Good morning, Freya,’ the two unicorns greet.

Freya raises an eyebrow, looks at both the ponies then around them at her destination. She takes a step forward, but Pumpkin stops her.

‘We just wanted to see how you are doing this morning,’ the orange filly says. ‘Everything going okay?’

Freya groans and rolls her eyes.

‘Sorry we haven’t invited you out much,’ Razzy says. ‘We’ve been very busy this week. Satsuma keeps running us around.’

‘We had a fun time hanging out at my family’s store yesterday,’ Pumpkin adds. ‘Just the three of us having fun and chatting. You should have been there.’

Freya snorts and pushes forward. The other fillies back up to keep blocking her.

‘What? You’re not even going to say anything to us?’ Pumpkin huffs. ‘Cat got your tongue?’

‘Or maybe it is your rabbit,’ Razzly suggests.

Freya fires an ice glare at Razzly.

Pumpkin frowns. ‘Yeah. That ratty thing probably is a troublesome thing. I remember your mom having a real rabbit like that. It once flipped over a table in our store for some psychotic reason. I haven’t seen it in years. It die or something?’

Freya turns her gaze to Pumpkin, growling softly and baring her fangs.

‘Um, Pumpkin...’ Razzly tries interrupting, backing away.

‘What? Just making conversation,’ the other unicorn defends. She looks at Freya. ‘Hey. Let me see that.’

Pumpkin uses her magic to snatch Angel. Freya gives a high-pitched yell at the theft.

‘I can’t believe you carry this around with you,’ Pumpkin comments. ‘Such a kiddie thing to do.’

‘Pumpkin...’ Razzly tries interrupting again. ‘Weren’t we, uh, ya know, Satsuma?’

‘Oh right! I forgot about him. Let’s go find him.’ She tosses Angel over her shoulder and trots off, shoving Freya as she passes.

Angel lands in a mud puddle. Freya shrieks and goes to her doll. Razzly cringes and looks at her leaving friend. Freya wipes the mud from Angel and turns around, growling. She hisses and leaps at Pumpkin. The other filly barely has time to turn around before the bat pony lands on her. Pumpkin screams as Freya tries to hit her.

‘Freya, stop!’ Razzly pleads. ‘She didn’t mean it! She’s an idiot! We only meant to tease you a little...’

Freya does not listen. She finally gets a good hit on Pumpkin, punching her in the cheek. She does not get a chance for a second blow as Starlight levitates the bat pony away and carries her straight into the schoolhouse. Razzly uses her magic to raise Angel to Freya as she passes before checking on her friend.

‘Suspended!?’ Fluttershy shrieks.

Freya frowns and looks away from her mother. She holds Angel close to her.

‘You should have seen her, mom!’ Kain cheers. ‘Freya was awesome!’

Sunshine puts a hoof on his son’s head. ‘Calm down. We haven’t heard Freya’s side of it. We know she doesn’t fight without a good reason, like against those cyborgs last year.’

Fluttershy shakes her head. ‘Fighting is still fighting. She knows better.’

‘Pumpkin started it...’ Freya mumbles.

Her mother snorts and turns her nose up. ‘That doesn’t excuse anything.’

‘Did you win?’ Sunshine asks.

‘Sunshine!’ Fluttershy snaps.

‘It was great!’ Kain replies. ‘One-on-one! My sister versus the toughest foal in school! No! Second toughest after today.’

Freya looks down, pretending to be ashamed, but she is really trying to cover a smile.

‘That’s enough, Kain,’ Fluttershy interrupts. ‘Go outside and wait until dinner.’

The young colt moans as he leaves the house. He joins a certain draconequus in not-so-subtly watching from the window.

Fluttershy frowns as she looms over her daughter. ‘Now, what sort of punishment should give her?’

‘She is already suspended,’ Sunshine replies. ‘That should be enough.’

‘But she started a fight!’

Sunshine stands beside his daughter and puts a wing around her. ‘And we as her parents have every right to pester her about it while we watch over her the next few days.’ He pulls Freya close. ‘Besides, if she says it is not her fault, I believe her.’

Fluttershy puff her cheeks in frustration, then lets out a big sigh. ‘As long as she is safe, I’m fine. We don’t want to bully her just because she fought back against a bully herself.’ She leans down and hugs her daughter. ‘I don’t want to become my mother and use aggression to solve bullying. The best way to stop bullying is through understanding.’

‘And by punching them in the throat!’ a voice yells from outside.

Fluttershy and Sunshine turn. Rei has joined Kain and Discord in watching the scene.

‘Rei, what are you doing here?’ Fluttershy asks.

‘I heard Freya-chan was becoming a champion of justice, and came to help,’ the white pegasus responds.

Freya nods, but Fluttershy pulls her daughter closer. ‘That’s okay… We don’t want anymore trouble than there has been...’

‘Okay...’ Rei pouts and turns away. ‘We can just get revenge ourselves...’ She flies off.

‘That is not going to end well...’ Fluttershy sighs.

Sunshine groans and gallops after the leaving pegasus.

Freya lays on her bed playing with Angel and her Zorua doll. There is a knock on the door.

‘Freya? Can I come in?’ Fluttershy calls.

The filly huffs and turns her back to the door and keeps playing. Fluttershy opens the door and looks in.

‘I’m done taking care of my animals for the morning and want to know if you are ready for lunch.’

Freya sighs heavily and drops her Zorua.

Fluttershy holds up a basket. ‘Actually, I have prepared a picnic if you want to get out of the house...’

Freya sits up and looks at her mother. She smiles and holds up Angel.

Fluttershy and Freya silently sit on a log beside a small pond. An empty basket sits in front of them. Fluttershy calmly puts a plate back in the basket.

‘I hate Pumpkin,’ Freya mutters.

‘No, you don’t,’ Fluttershy replies. ‘You’re just upset at her because of your little spat.’

Freya picks up Angel. ‘She wants to take Satsuma from me.’ She pouts. ‘But she can’t. I saw him first. I’ve known him longer.’

‘Not unless Applejack ever visited the Cakes in the months between when Satsuma and you were born.’

Freya frowns intensely and glares at her mother.

Fluttershy laughs and puts a wing around her daughter. ‘It is okay. Everything will work out.’

Freya looks away. Her frown changes from upset to sad. ‘M-Mr Sparkle, I mean, Satsuma’s dad Mr Sparkle, not my teacher, I mean…’ She shakes her head. ‘He said I should break up with Satsuma...’

‘Really?’ Fluttershy raises an eyebrow. ‘Did he say why?’

Her daughter nods. ‘He said that Satsuma was bad for me. He said that you would know why too.’

Fluttershy takes a deep breath. ‘Back before I even knew your father, before he dated Applejack even, I had a silly notion that James and I should be married. I even tricked him into letting me move in with him. We even acted like a real married couple.’

Freya looks up at her mom. ‘Really? What happened?’

‘Well...’ Fluttershy frowns and looks away. ‘He was okay at first, but it didn’t last. He eventually started seeing Twilight behind my back...’

‘That’s mean of him! You should have smacked him and dumped him!’

Her mother shakes her head. ‘I was the one forcing him into a lie. If I had listened to him in the first place, we… I would never have forced the lie on everypony. I wouldn’t have hurt all my friends with my lie...’

‘But if you were happy, why did he cheat on you?’

‘Being with me was cheating on Twilight to begin with. I was the one who caused everypony to suffer.’ She laughs derisively. ‘Some avatar of Kindness I was, right?’

Freya frowns, upset. ‘But how does this relate to me and Satsuma?’

‘I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Satsuma isn’t always the most attentive of coltfriends.’

Her daughter snorts and looks away. ‘Just because… Well, no, but… Pumpkin and Razzly may have been spending time with him without him inviting me...’ She closes her eyes and tries to force back tears.

Fluttershy pulls her daughter close and gives her a big hug. ‘You’re still a very young filly. You have plenty of time to find your special somepony. Just don’t let one bad apple ruin the bunch.’

‘Satsumas aren’t apples.’

Fluttershy laughs at the joke. Freya starts giggling too. They laugh together as they start cleaning up.

Fluttershy’s family sits at the dinner table. Kain makes an upset face at the salad in front of him. Sunshine yawns and sips a mug of coffee. Fluttershy sets down a plate of biscuits and joins her family.

‘How was everypony’s day?’ Sunshine asks.

‘Boring,’ Kain moans.

Freya nods and starts serving herself.

‘We had a quiet day,’ Fluttershy replies. ‘Though we did have a nice talk earlier.’

‘About what?’

‘Mare stuff.’

Freya jokingly sticks her tongue at her dad.

Fluttershy smiles at her daughter. ‘I was thinking that Freya’s outburst was brought on by stress. Maybe we could arrange a mini-holiday.’

‘You mean like visit your family?’ Sunshine asks.

‘Oh dear Celestia, no!’ his wife replies. ‘I mean, maybe she can have a sleepover with one of her friends.’

‘Freya has friends?’ Kain wonders.

Freya growls and glares at her brother.

‘She is friends with Flitter’s daughter,’ his mother replies. ‘She is probably worried about her friend.’

Sunshine nods. ‘They don’t live too far from here. If Freya needs anything, it wouldn’t be out of the way.’

Freya nods in agreement with her parents.

Fluttershy smiles at her daughter. ‘Good! I’ll give Flitter a call after dinner.’

‘Wait. I’m still trying to understand this,’ Kain interrupts. ‘Freya has frie-’ Everypony else at the table glares at him. ‘Never mind.’

The next day. Fluttershy and Freya fly up to a cloud house. Freya is wearing a small saddlebag. Angel and her Zorua are riding in the bag. Fluttershy raises a hoof to knock, but remembers they are on cloud. She starts looking around the door.

‘Oh, I never remember how these work,’ she grumbles. ‘And I grew up in one!’ She peeks through a window. ‘Hello?’

The door opens. Summer Rain gallops out to greet her friend.

‘Come on in,’ Flitter says from inside.

Summer Rain shows her guests in. Flitter waves them to a parlor.

‘Thanks for having Freya over,’ Fluttershy says.

‘No prob!’ Flitter replies. ‘It is always nice meeting Summer’s friends.’

‘Don’t be upset if Freya is a little nervous. This is her first sleepover.’

Freya looks up and frowns at her mother.

‘It is my first sleepover too,’ Summer assures. ‘Well, first here. All of my other friends can’t walk on clouds.’ She laughs. ‘This is going to be so much fun.’

Flitter joins the others. ‘You have nothing to worry about, Fluttershy. Everything will be perfectly fine.’

Fluttershy nods. ‘Oh! Freya doesn’t really talk much… I hope you can...’

‘I can understand her,’ Summer interrupts. ‘We’ve been friends long enough to get that far.’

The two fillies smile at each other.

‘Okay...’ Fluttershy gives her daughter a hug. ‘Have fun. If you need anything, just call.’ She lets go and goes to the door. She looks back at Freya. ‘And I know you don’t talk much, but at least thank them while you’re here.’

Freya nods and waves to her mother. Fluttershy smiles and flies away. Flitter closes the door. She turns back to the fillies.

‘So, uh, I don’t know where to start,’ the mare states. ‘How about some games?’

‘Yeah,’ Summer agrees. She pulls Freya’s leg. ‘Come on. Let’s go pick some out.’

‘That sounds fun,’ Freya quietly replies.

The two pegasi stop and stare at their guest.

‘What was that?’ Summer asks.

‘Um, I’m getting used to talking more,’ the other filly mutters.

‘Oh my Luna!’ Flitter cries. ‘You never said she had the most adorable little voice ever!’

‘I-I didn’t really know,’ her daughter replies.

‘Please don’t make a big deal...’ Freya whispers.

‘I’m sorry,’ her friend replies. ‘You just surprised us.’ She pulls her friend’s leg again. ‘Let’s go pick out some games now.’

Freya and Summer sit in front of a television. They have games and snacks around them. Angel sits on Summer’s head while the Zorua doll sits on Freya. Flitter yawns as she trots into the room.

‘You two still up?’ the older pegasus asks. ‘Come on. Let’s get you two to bed. We’re not all bats.’

Freya glares at her host.

‘Oh, I didn’t mean it like that.’ Flitter helps the fillies to their hooves. She shoos them towards the bedrooms. ‘Freya, Summer said you were in trouble at school, but she didn’t say why. Do you mind me asking?’

Freya looks down. ‘I got into a fight.’

Summer looks back. ‘I heard it was “pow!”, one shot. You would have been proud, mom.’

They reach Summer’s room.

Flitter rolls her eyes. ‘Knock out one cable rep…’ She helps the fillies into bed. ‘What was the fight about?’

‘They took my doll...’

Summer quickly gives Angel back to Freya.

‘It wasn’t just that,’ Freya adds. ‘They were stealing my coltfriend...’

‘That is not really something to get upset about,’ Flitter replies.

‘... more than usual.’

‘ “More than usual”? You mean, he’s been seeing them before?’ Flitter asks. Freya nods. ‘Sounds like you should have punched him too.’ She grimaces for a second. ‘Though that is the reason I can’t come within twenty meters of Summer’s father.’

‘Or the meter reader,’ Summer adds.

‘Hey! I’m a weather mare. I should know how much water we are using.’ Flitter snorts and turns away. ‘Trying to charge us for something I do myself. They got off lucky.’

The fillies laugh.

Flitter tucks the fillies in. ‘Anyway, if there is anymore trouble, Summer has your back.’

‘Definitely,’ her daughter agrees.

‘Now get some rest.’ Flitter goes to the door and turns off the light. ‘I have something special planned for tomorrow.’

After spending the weekend with her friend, including a trip to Rainbow Falls, Freya is ready to return to school. Fluttershy escorts her children, just to make sure nothing bad happens.

‘Freya, if they start teasing you again...’ Fluttershy begins.

‘Punch them in the throat!’

The family stops and looks up. Rei is flying over them.

‘What?’ the white pegasus defends. ‘That is the only language bullies understand.’

Fluttershy Stares at her until she flies away.

‘Rei is so cool...’ Freya whispers.

‘What I was going to say,’ Fluttershy continues, ‘is to learn a simple phrase that works all the time: “Discord knows where you live.” ’

Her foals laugh at the suggestion.

‘And if all else fails, scream for “Rainbow Dash” and pretend to cry. That works too.’

The foals laugh again. They reach the schoolhouse. Fluttershy watches from the gate as her foals go on without her. Kain sees his friends and darts off. Freya heads towards the classroom, but Pumpkin and Razzly cut her off again.

‘Freya, listen, we...’ Razzly says.

‘I have nothing to say to you,’ Freya snorts. She pushes past them.

Pumpkin stands in place, shocked.

‘That went well,’ Razzly comments.

Before Freya reached the building, Satsuma comes out to greet her. ‘Freya! There you are good to see you.’

‘Can it!’ Freya snaps. Everypony turns their attention to her, surprised to hear her speak. ‘This whole thing is your fault.’

‘Wha? Frey-’

She shakes her head. ‘I know you were spending time with them without telling me for weeks now. That is why they were taking all your time last week and why they provoked me.’

‘Freya, I...’

‘Shut up! You didn’t even call me once while I was suspended. You’re such a stupid jerk.’ She glances back at Pumpkin and Razzly. ‘If you want to spend your time with the vapid show-off or the hulking brute...’

‘She called you vapid,’ Razzly chuckles.

‘... go ahead. Because we are through.’ Freya turns her nose up and trots past the stunned Satsuma.

All the students start gossiping about the breakup they just witnessed. Pumpkin and Razzly try to comfort the shell-shocked Satsuma. Freya looks up at a cloud. Rei waves back to her before returning her attention to her youngest brother. Fluttershy cannot hold back a smile as Starlight teleports beside her.

‘Fluttershy,’ the teacher says, ‘I have to ask you to please get your daughter to stop delivering epic beatdowns on my students. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get my brother home before he starts crying and really embarrasses himself.’

Starlight teleports away to tend to his brother. Fluttershy watches Freya in the schoolhouse chatting with Summer Rain. She smiles, sighs and trots away, hoping her daughter does not cause too much more trouble.

Author's Note

Freya Timeline: Dumps Satsuma spectacularly (something his father recommended she do), her Zorua plush gets more play time.

Satsuma Love Triangle: Razzly vs Pumpkin ~~vs Freya~~

Author's Notes: I don't really care for putting the foals in relationships. Quicker to kills of Freya's crush and have the others fight over Satsuma until all of them are old enough. Also, we might start to see a change in Freya's personality from here on out.

Flashback: Sharing Kindness

Main Characters: Fluttershy, ????
Cameos: Sunshine, Freya
Original Start Date: August 4, 2014

Sunshine holds Kain in his forelegs. ‘There. There. It will be okay. Mommy is just having a tough time right now.’

His son keeps crying. Freya trots over and nudges her father. He puts a wing around her.

‘Dad?’ the young filly squeaks.

Sunshine leans down and rubs his head on Freya’s. ‘Sorry, sweetie. Mommy is very emotional from just having given birth to your brother. When her pet rabbit died...’

Freya nods, hugging her father tightly. She reaches up toward her baby brother. ‘Help mom.’

Her father smiles. ‘You want to take care of Kain so I can go be with your mother?’ Freya nods in response. ‘You’re a very good, brave girl, but mommy wanted to be alone for a bit. We should let her be.’

Freya frowns and whines. She looks up at the second floor landing.

In her bedroom, Fluttershy lays on her bed, sobbing into her pillow. A small puddle has formed on the bed and is starting to spill onto the floor. She cries so loudly that she does not hear somepony enter the room. A kind hoof is placed on her back.

‘It will be okay, Fluttershy. I am here for you,’ a friendly voice says.

Fluttershy looks up. With the tears in her eyes, all she can see is a purple blob. ‘Who-who are you?’

‘Let me help.’

The purple blob levitates tissues over and wipes her friend’s eyes.

‘Twilight!’ Fluttershy gasps. She instantly glomps her friend in a hug.

Twilight pats her friend on the back. ‘It is wonderful to see you too.’ She returns the hug as best she can. ‘I’m sorry about your loss.’

Fluttershy starts tearing up again. ‘A-Angel. H-he...’

‘I know. He was very special to you.’

‘He was one of my closest friends for so very long. I don’t know how I can go on without him.’

Twilight gently strokes her friend’s mane. ‘I am certain you can. You have a lovely family. All of your friends are here for you too.’

Fluttershy stops crying. ‘My friends and family… My fami-! UGH!’

The pegasus cringes as a sharp pain surges through her abdominal region. She falls over.

Twilight catches her friend. ‘It is just a cramp. Probably due to your recent pregnancy.’

‘You think?’ Fluttershy growls in pain. ‘You try squeezing a kid out of you. It is definitely not as easy the second time.’

Her friend laughs. ‘I would need a first time before I could even compare.’ She looks aside, towards a mysterious cabinet. ‘We should get on that. Don’t want to be five hundred and still the only mare without a foal.’

‘What?’ Fluttershy asks, regaining her composure.

‘Nothing!’ Twilight returns her attention to Fluttershy. She levitates a brush and starts to pull it through her friend’s mane. ‘Actually, your family is why I am here.’

Fluttershy’s eyes go wide. ‘Oh no! Are they going to take over the world or something?’

Twilight laughs. ‘Not yet! No,’ she chuckles, ‘I wanted to bring you a gift to celebrate your new foal.’

Her friend gasps. ‘Kain! My baby! I completely forgot about him!’ She starts tearing up again. ‘Here I am worrying about my own problems when he needs his mother. Stupid Fluttershy...’

‘You’re not dumb,’ Twilight corrects. ‘You were just preoccupied. That is why James and I wanted to stop in and remind you of all the people who love and support you.’ She hugs her friend. ‘We can’t survive without your kindness, and we are here for you.’

Fluttershy smiles at her friend.

‘Oh! I almost forgot.’ Twilight levitates a bag over. ‘I know this might seem in bad taste, but it really isn’t meant that way. I mean, I sewed it by hoof myself. After spending three hundred years taking care of James, you learn a few useful skills,’ she grumbles to herself.

Fluttershy raises an eyebrow, confused and curious.

‘Anyway! I made you a gift for your foals.’ She gives the bag to her friend. ‘I hope you like it.’ She cringes and looks away as Fluttershy opens the gift. ‘Don’t hate me!’

Fluttershy removes a small, white rabbit plush doll. She smiles and holds back tears. ‘Th-thank you. It is wonderful.’

‘I-I cast a few spells on it,’ Twilight stammers. ‘Just some basic wear and tear spells so it will never get dirty or ruined or torn or...’

Fluttershy cuts off her friend by giving her a big hug. ‘Twilight really is best princess.’

Twilight smiles and returns the hug.

Sunshine rests on the couch. Freya sits under his wing as they play with Kain together. They hear soft hoofsteps on the stairs. They look over to see Fluttershy coming down to the first floor.

‘I’m sorry,’ Fluttershy whispers when she receives their attention.

Sunshine gets up and carries Kain with him. ‘It is perfectly all right. You just take as much time as you need.’

Fluttershy smiles and kisses her husband. ‘What I need is my family.’

Freya wraps her forelegs around her mother’s leg and squeezes as hard as she can.

Fluttershy nuzzles her daughter. ‘Everything is okay now. Thank you so much for caring. You are mommy’s little angel.’

The young bat pony coos.

‘Are you sure everything is okay?’ Sunshine asks.

Fluttershy nods. ‘Don’t worry. I’m fine. I mean it.’ She reaches over and picks up Kain. ‘Let me take him. He is probably hungry.’

‘I can do that,’ Sunshine offers.

Fluttershy frowns. ‘He is still a baby. He needs proper nursing.’

Sunshine rolls his eyes. ‘If it were up to you, you would still be nursing Freya.’

Freya grimaces at the prospect.

‘It will only be a moment. Then we will be right back down to be with our lovely family.’ She nuzzles her son’s belly. ‘Won’t we, Kain-y-wainy.’

The baby laughs and hugs his mother’s nose. Fluttershy smiles. She spreads her wings to fly back upstairs, but her new rabbit plush fall from under her wing. Freya picks it up and looks at it. She holds it toward her mother.

Fluttershy smiles. She bends down, still holding Kain. ‘That was a gift from one of mommy’s friends. It is a reminder that I always have loving friends and family with me.’ She stands back up and lifts off the ground slightly. ‘You should hold on to him. He can be your Angel since all of you are my angels.’

Freya holds up the plush. ‘Angel?’

Fluttershy leans down and kisses her on the head. ‘That’s right. You are.’

Author's Note

TWP/SCS Timeline: Kain is born. Angel dies. Twilight helps Fluttershy with her depression.

Freya Timeline: Gets her Angel doll.

Story Note: While this seems like an origin story for Freya's first doll (having seen how she got her second one earlier), I wanted it to be more about Fluttershy and her getting into her mother role.

Baby Pies

Main Characters: Pinkie, Presea, Juliet, Pumpkin, Pound
Cameos: Applejack, Rei
Original Start Date: July 16, 2013

Pinkie Pie wakes to a constant, loud, annoying sound in her ears. The tired mare groans and checks her clock. It is a hour before she planned to get up. She sighs and decides it is as good a time as ever to wake up. She reaches for her alarm, but it is off. Confused, she cuddles with her babies, trying to ignore the noise, but she notices something wrong. Instead of two foals, just Presea rests in her forelegs. Pinkie tries sitting up, but there is a weight on her chest.

‘Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!’ Juliet calls monotonously, standing on her mother.

‘Juliet?’

‘Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!’

‘At least I found the source of the noise...’ Pinkie sits, holding her daughter. ‘It’s okay, sweetie. Mommy’s up.’

Juliet nuzzles her mother. ‘Mom.’

A thought strikes. ‘Juliet? You can talk?’

The filly nods. ‘Mom! Mom! Mom!’

‘Okay. Okay. Enough of that. Do you know anything else?’

Juliet thinks. ‘Eat! Mom, eat! Eat, mom!’

Presea stirs and looks up at her mother and sister. She pokes her mother and rubs her stomach.

‘I get it. You’re hungry.’ Pinkie gets up and sets her daughters on her back. ‘Let’s have a big breakfast!’

The twins hug their mother. ‘Mom,’ Juliet coos.

After breakfast, Pinkie hits the town with the twins. She is more than a little surprised that Juliet can speak at only a month old. The baby has only said ‘mom’ and ‘eat’ so far, but Pinkie has a suspicion that she knows more. She is also worried that Presea is not on par with her sister.

Not getting the answers she was looking for from the Cakes and Fluttershy, Pinkie is at Sweet Apple Acres talking with Applejack. Pinkie sits with Presea on her lap while she talks with her cousin.

Applejack laughs. ‘Ya shoulda come t’ me first. Ya know Ah have more experience raisin’ one o’ Jimmy’s than anypony else, ‘cept Twi o’ course.’

‘Right. Sorry. I should have thought of you first.’

‘Ain’t no problem. Now, how can Ah help ya?’

‘Well, it’s Juliet. She started speaking today.’

‘Really? She’s only a month-old, right?

‘Right! We just celebrated their monthiversary the other day.’

‘Shoot. Took Satsuma a couple months t’ start talkin’, though he was readin’ up a storm befer then.’

‘He was reading that young?!’

‘Right, ya weren’t around fer most o’ his first years.’ Applejack sits back. ‘Yeah. He was readin’ ‘bout this age. He was only readin’ books fer youngin’s. His favorite was Carts and Trains and Thin’s that Go. Though, it weren’t long befer he was readin’ more advanced books. Now, he’s practically Twi!’ She laughs.

‘So, you’re saying that it is normal for James’ kids to be more advanced than others?’

‘Probably. Ya might have t’ talk with Rei or Starlight t’ get the whole picture.’

Pinkie frowns and holds up Presea. ‘But wut about my little-wittle Pressie-wessie? She hasn’t shown anything off.’

Presea giggles and reaches for her mother. Pinkie smiles and blows a raspberry on her daughter’s belly.

Applejack smiles at her cousin. ‘She’ll do something eventually. Ya don’ cousinhave t’ worry ‘bout it.’

Pinkie looks up from blowing raspberries. ‘What? I wasn’t paying attention.’

The other mare laughs. ‘Jus’ sayin’ ya’ll be fine. Nothin’ t’ worry ‘bout.’

‘Thank you. You’re a great friend.’ Pinkie stands and places her daughters on her back. ‘Come on, girls. Let’s go see your big sister before lunch.’

‘Eat!’ Juliet says.

‘That’s right, Juliet. Eat.’

Applejack laughs as she escorts her friend out.

‘Rei!’

Rei snickers and boops Juliet’s nose.

‘Rei!’ the filly squeals.

The pegasus laughs and boops her sister again.

‘Rei!’

Rei backs away and sits. ‘That is too cute. I have to stop.’ She ruffles Juliet’s mane. ‘She’s just like Alba.’

Juliet and her mother laugh.

‘Was Alba a smart filly too?’ Pinkie asks.

‘One of the smartest! She was fluent in Neighponese by the time she was Satsuma’s age. I think she learned... three thousand characters? Something like that. She was also learning a couple other languages.’

Pinkie’s jaw drops. ‘Holy moley!’

Rei shrugs. ‘I know a couple other languages as well. So did Helios. My brother Apple was super strong, and Rainbow... You would love Rainbow!’

‘All your siblings sound really nice. I would love to meet them one day.’

‘Me too. I know everypony would love each other.’

Pinkie smiles. ‘I wonder what skills Presea will show off.’

‘It can be anything! I even graduated high school early back where I am from. Last I heard of Helios, he was done with school at the same age too! I bet he had a blast!’

‘I know Pressie will be as smart as all of you. Isn’t that right, Pressie-wessie?’ Pinkie lifts her daughter to her back. ‘Thank you, Rei. You helped me out a lot.’

‘Anything for my family.’

Rei boops Juliet’s nose one last time.

‘Rei!’ the filly cheers.

Everypony laughs as Rei shows Pinkie out.

Satsuma returns home after school. He mopes to his room, still sad that Freya dumped him. His mother brings him a nice, warm slice of cake.

‘Thanks, mom.’

‘No problem. Jus’ take all the time ya need.’

Satsuma samples the cake. ‘This is real good.’

‘Thanks. Yer Auntie Pinkie Pie left it. At least Ah think she left it.’

‘Huh?’

Applejack rubs the back of her head. ‘Ah don’ remember her havin’ it with her, and she and Ah talked the whole time.’

Satsuma takes another bite. ‘Well, Pinkie Pie works in mysterious ways.’

The Apples laugh and eat their cake.

‘Welcome home, Inkie-chan!’ Rei greets as her wife returns.

‘Hey, Rei,’ Inkie replies. ‘I just have to check something in my lab real quick.’

‘Better be very quick or your dinner might get even more eaten.’

Inkie shakes her head and laughs at her wife. She goes to lab. A few seconds later, she returns.

‘Rei?’

The pegasus swallows a mouthful of food. ‘Nothing!’

‘Were you in my lab while I was at work?’

Rei shakes her head. ‘No. I was working all day except when Pinkie came by.’

‘Oh? Anything important?’

‘She just wanted to ask about my sisters. But, what happened to your lab?’

‘Nothing, really... I was working on a really tough problem, but it seem it has been solved.’

‘Maybe you solved it this morning before you left.’

Inkie sits at the table. ‘I guess. I just don’t remember doing it. The solution is brilliantly simple too. A lot more elegant than mine.’

‘Maybe one of my sisters solved it.’

‘Rei, I know your whole family is smart, which is why I try to keep you away from my projects until I get a chance to figure them out, but I really doubt a baby could find a solution to a complex geochemistry problem.’

Rei shrugs and keeps eating. ‘Maybe daddy showed up while we were out.’

Inkie sighs. ‘Whatever. I have a solution. I can take it to mom and Blinkie.’

The mares continue their meal together.

The next afternoon, Pinkie and Lemon trot into Sugarcube Corner with the Pie twins. The Cakes and their twins load a cart full of treats.

‘Need anymore help?’ Pinkie asks.

‘We’re almost done,’ Carrot Cake replies. ‘You can set the babies anywhere.’

Pinkie sets the twins off in a corner, leaves them some toys and kisses their heads. She trots to Pound. ‘Thanks for watching them. It means a lot.’

‘Of course, Pinkie,’ Pound responds. ‘You always watched us when we were younger. It is only fair we help you.’

‘I’m sure you’ll take good care of the twins.’

Carrot and Cup push their cart to the door. Lemon helps take it outside. Pinkie and Cup Cake meet at the door. The Cake twins trot up to the mares.

‘We won’t be back until later, but that doesn’t mean you can go wild,’ Cup Cake says. ‘No friends coming over. No crazy experiments.’ -- Pound moans -- ‘No sports indoors, not even indoor sports.’ -- Pumpkin moans -- ‘And if you use the kitchen, don't make a big mess.’

‘Also, if any strange ponies show up, don’t let them in,’ Pinkie adds.

The Cake twins tense up and shudder. The mares turn to leave, but Pinkie stops.

‘Oh! And Juliet just started talking so watch out for that. Bye!’

‘Bye, mom,’ Juliet murmurs.

The older twins look at the younger ones in shock. Pinkie waves to her babies and joins the other adults. The Cake twins wave to their parents then go to the babies.

‘So, uh, what now?’ Pound asks.

‘I don’t know,’ Pumpkin replies. ‘But at least we stocked up on flour.’

Juliet looks up from her playing. ‘No mom,’ she comments, returning to her toys.

Presea looks at the other ponies. She throws her doll, hitting Pound in the face and laughs. The older ponies sigh.

Pumpkin levitates the Pie twins to her room, drying them off as she does. She sets them on her bed and levitates them their toys. The young twins play on the bed. Pound watches from the doorway.

‘They are fed and bathed,’ Pumpkin says. ‘Everything seems to be going well.’

‘Kind of hard to believe they are Pinkie’s kids with how well they are behaving.’

‘Well, they are Mr Sparkle’s too. He was a much calmer pony.’

Juliet sets down her toy. ‘Eat. No mom, eat.’

Pound gapes. ‘How can you still be hungry? You just ate.’

The baby glowers. ‘Eat!’

‘I’ll take care of her,’ Pumpkin sighs. ‘You watch Presea.’

The unicorn lifts Juliet and carries her from the room. Presea looks up at the pegasus and motions to be lifted. Pound sighs and picks her up.

‘Come on. Let’s go so something less boring.’
…

Pumpkin sets Juliet down in the kitchen. ‘So, what do you want? I can make almost anything my parents have a recipe for.’

‘MMMM.’

‘Uh... How about something else? I know! Do you like cookies?’

‘Cho!’

‘Do you mean chocolate chip?’

‘Cho-cho!’

‘Chocolate chocolate chip?

‘Cho-cho-cho!’

‘Chocolate-dipped chocolate chocolate chip?’

Juliet raises an eyebrow.

‘With chocolate sprinkles?’

The baby smiles and nods. Pumpkin sighs and gets out the ingredients.
…

Pound works on formulations at his desk. Presea lays on the floor coloring. The colt leans back and sighs.

‘Are you okay?’

Presea nods.

‘Great. Wait here. I have to use the washroom.’

The young pegasus gets up and leaves the room. Presea looks up. She climbs to Pound’s desk and starts coloring again.
…

Pumpkin and Juliet work in the kitchen. The unicorn tries doing what she can, but the baby keeps getting in the way and taking over the baking. Pumpkin resigns herself to watching Juliet work.
…

Pound sighs contently as he returns to his room. He looks at the floor, where he left Presea. He screams when he sees the baby drawing on his desk. He immediately snatches her away.

‘What the heck! My notes!’

Presea tears up and whines.

‘No, no, no! Don’t cry! I mean, you drew a very pretty...’ Something on his notes catches Pound’s eye. He sets Presea down and takes a closer look. He holds up a paper. ‘Did you do this?’

Presea looks down and nods.

‘I’ve been working on this chocolate cake rocket equation for weeks. You solved it!’

The baby smiles at the pegasus.

‘This is quite...’ He notices another drawing. ‘That is a lovely flower you drew all over my homework...’

Presea rocks back and blows a raspberry.

Pound looks at the baby again. He dumps his papers and pencils on the floor in front of her. ‘Wait here. Play with those if you have to.’ The colt dashes from his room. ‘SIS!’

The pegasus flies downstairs and runs head first into his sister.

‘OW! What is the big deal, moron?’ Pumpkin grumbles.

Pound rubs his head. ‘I think there is something wrong with the babies. Also, you made mom and dad waste too much money getting you helmets all these years.’

The filly bonks her brother. ‘Shut up... and what do you mean?’

Pound holds up his notes. ‘Presea just came up with the recipe and chemical formula for the chocolate cake rockets I was wanting to make for dad.’

Pumpkin reads the paper. ‘Are... are you sure you didn’t actually get one right this time?’

‘Sis. This is me. When do I ever get a chemical formula right?’

‘Well, uh...’

A loud rumble comes from the kitchen.

‘What were you baking?’

Pumpkin looks away. ‘Juliet was making chocolate chocolate chip cookies with chocolate sprinkles... all by herself.’

Pound reads his notes. He turns white. ‘Sis... You know that old mares’ tale about how twins can read each other’s thoughts.’

‘Yeah? That is total bull, except you’re an idiot and I can use magic to read your mind if I wanted to.’

‘Um... Also remember Pinkie Sense?’

Pumpkin turns white as well. ‘I think I know what you are going to say.’

The rumble turns into an explosion as chocolatey missiles shoot from the kitchen. They plaster the walls with cake as they explode. Presea trots out to see the commotion. A chocolate-covered Juliet comes from the kitchen.

‘Cho!’ the baby cheers.

Presea squeals and claps. Pumpkin screams and ducks, barely dodging the cake missile that hits her brother.

Pound wipes the chocolate from his face. ‘This is going to be hell to clean up before mom and dad get home.’

Pinkie sets her babies on her bed after a late night bath. The babies coo and roll around.

‘The nerve of them,’ Pinkie huffs. ‘Accusing babies of causing that big of a mess. I thought I raised them better than that.’

‘Cho!’ Juliet giggles.

‘Yes, there was chocolate everywhere.’ She snorts. ‘They even covered you for some reason... But Pumpkin did say you were in the kitchen with her... And there were doodles on Pound’s chocolate rocket recipe...’ She spins around and frowns at her babies. ‘What do you to have to say for yourselves, little missies?’

Presea reaches up and hugs her mother’s face.

‘Love, mom.’ Juliet coos.

Pinkie smiles and lifts her babies in her hooves. She falls back on the bed hugging them. ‘You two are sweetestest!’ She blows blows raspberries on both their cheeks. ‘How did you get so sweet?’

The fillies hug their mom.

‘You’re the best. Let’s go to bed. I’ll cuddle you until we can’t cuddle anymore then we’ll cuddle again!’

Pinkie gets up to turn off the lights.

‘Dad,’ Juliet squeaks.

Pinkie freezes and slowly turns around. ‘W-what was that, Juli?’

‘No dad...’ she whines. ‘No dad. No dad. No dad!’

Presea picks up on her sister’s feelings and starts crying.

‘NO DAD!’ Juliet sobs.

Pinkie tries controlling her own tears. She hugs her babies tight. ‘I-i-it is o-okay, girls. D-daddy is coming h-home soon. H-he’s c-coming h-home s-s-soo-’

Pinkie and her babies hold each other and weep.

Author's Note

Pinkie's Pieline: Juliet starts talking. Hints of the twins' future talents? The twins miss their father D:

Story Note: Before anyone calls BS on Juliet's vocal abilities, I would like to remind you that Pumpkin and Pound spoke at the end of their first episode which was explicitly stated to be one month after they were born. Sure, they weren't expressing complex concepts like chocolate chocolate chip cookies with chocolate sprinkles, but they didn't have a dash of Time Lord DNA in them.

Title Reference: Going back to "Baby Cakes" where Pinkie was tasked with watching the Cake twins. Pie twins vs Cake twins?

Del’s First Date

Characters (Human): Del, Lemon, Silver Spoon, Pinkie, Midnight, Redheart
Characters (Pony): Featherweight, Scoota-Del
Original Start Date: May 31, 2013

Lemon cleans up Del’s classroom after school. The woman was invited over to show the students how to make ice cream. The presentation was a great success, with all the students taking home samples of the ice cream they made. Their teacher is doing her part to help take care of the excess dessert. Lemon laughs as Del licks the container clean.

‘Best. Class. Ever,’ the teacher comments, wiping her face clean and licking her fingers.

Lemon giggles. ‘Glad you liked it. I had a lot of fun too.’

‘We’re definitely having you back again.’

‘That would be great.’ Lemon finishes her packing. ‘Del... There is something important I want to ask you.’

‘Go ahead! How can I help Lemony?’

The other woman shifts nervously. ‘Well, I was wondering if you would like to go out with me this weekend.’

Del blushes. ‘What?’

‘Do you want to go on a date this weekend?’

The teacher looks away and plays with her hair. ‘Um, well, I prefer guys... Sorry.’

‘It’s okay,’ Lemon replies, looking away and frowning slightly. ‘I understand. Anyway, I should be getting back to the shop. Pinkie might need some help with the twins.’

‘Um, right. Give my sisters a hug for me, okay?’

Lemon smiles and laughs. ‘Of course.’ She lifts her box of equipment. ‘See you around. I’m free all the time if you want to do this again.’

Del gets the door for the other woman. She waves as Lemon heads home. The teacher returns to cleaning up the classroom. She stops, looks back at the door and moans.

‘I feel like such an ass,’ Del moans into the kitchen table.

Silver Spoon calmly eats her dinner. She pushes some of Del hair out of the way since the long locks virtually cover the surface. ‘You did tell her your preference, right?’

‘Yeah... But I know she is upset about it. I am such a jerk.’

‘Honestly, I’m a little surprised she asked you. I mean, she is virtually a princess. She should be dating celebrities or royalty.’

Del growls and points to the crown on her head.

‘Okay. That is a good point. But you really shouldn’t have to go out with someone just because you feel guilty about turning them down.’

‘Thanks, Silver...’ Del looks up. ‘It isn’t just that. Lemon is a smart, kind and very pretty woman. She is always so happy and outgoing.’ She frowns. ‘I sensed a dip in her happiness after she and Sweetie made up. I just know she was rejected then too...’ She forces back tears. ‘Her emotions really fell when I told her “no” today.’

Silver takes a bite of her dinner. ‘Well, it is not like one date implies romantic feelings. You can always think of it as a free meal.’ She laughs. ‘And with your appetite and her wallet, that is a match made by Cadence herself.’

Del glares at her roommate. ‘Thanks, Silver,’ she huffs. She lets out a long sigh. ‘You’re right, though. We can go out just as friends. There is no harm in that. You and Diamond used to do that, right?’

Silver chokes. ‘We never did anything like that,’ she replies, coughing. ‘I’ve only dated Rumble, and look how that ended.’ She takes a drink. ‘Besides, what about all of your dates with Truffle?’

Del squeaks. ‘Th-those aren’t dates. We’ve only eaten out when he was in town for his job. He even had me write one of his reviews for him.’

Silver goes back to eating. ‘You are so lucky to have two lovers that share your interests. Truffle can take you to the fanciest restaurants. Lemon can buy you the fanciest restaurants while making you an endless supply of ice cream.’ She sighs, ‘I’m so jealous.’

‘L-l-lovers?’ The woman squeaks even louder. ‘I’ve never even been on a date. D-doing that...’

Silver laughs. ‘It’s okay. In my experience, it is not that big of a deal.’

‘In your experience, I’ll have to worry about one of them hitting on Scootaloo at a big dance.’

‘Well, Lemon already made out with Sweetie Belle, so you have nothing to worry about.’

The housemates growl at each other. Then, they start laughing. Del gets up to make her dinner. Silver finishes her’s, glad to no longer worry about the table being covered in hair.

Lemon works at the counter for Pinkie and Diamond. It is a slow day. Diamond is out to lunch with Silver. Pinkie is playing with her daughters upstairs. Lemon relaxes at her desk and plays a handheld game, waiting for a customer to arrive. The door opens.

‘Welcome to Pinkie’s Party Planning and Diamond Consulting,’ Lemon greets. ‘How may I help you?’

‘Um, I’m sorta here to see you,’ Del replies.

‘Del!’ Lemon gasps.

The other woman looks around, trying not to make eye contact. ‘Um, if the offer is still on, I’ve been thinking and I wouldn’t mind going out with you.’ She looks up. ‘Just as friends! Nothing romantic, right?’

Lemon smiles and nods. ‘I’d love that. I’ll pick you up at your place Saturday morning.’

Del blinks. ‘Saturday’s have mornings?’

Lemon giggles. ‘You’re so funny, Del. That’s what makes you so sweet.’

The teacher blushes. There is a noise from the stairs, and Pinkie enters the room carrying Presea and Juliet.

‘Hi, Lemon!’ the older woman greets. ‘Just getting the kids some lunch. Any messages for me?’

‘It’s been pretty slow,’ Lemon reports. ‘Just Del.’

‘Oh! Hi, Del!’ Pinkie waves her babies’ hands. ‘Say “Hi” to your big sister.’

‘Del!’ Juliet cheers.

Del smiles and waves. ‘Hi, Pinkie. Hi, sisters. I should be getting back to school.’

‘Ah!’ Pinkie moans. ‘Oh, well. We’ll see around.’

‘See you this weekend,’ Lemon adds.

Del blushes as she leaves.

‘Oooo! Lemon has a girlfriend!’ Pinkie teases.

Del hears and turns redder than her hair as she hurries back to school.

‘Del~. Del~. Time to get up, sleepyhead.’

The teacher groans and rolls over in her bed.

‘Okay. Fine.’ Silver goes to the door. ‘I’ll just tell your girlfriend to go home, then.’

Del bolts up. ‘She is not my girlfriend! We’re just spending the day together.’

A giggle comes from the doorway. Silver moves to reveal Lemon.

‘You’re the silliest, Del,’ Lemon coos. ‘I’ll wait out here until you’re ready to go to breakfast.’

Lemon heads off into the house to wait. Silver laughs again.

‘Next time you plan on showing her your pajamas, you might want to button up first,’ Silver teases, leaving Del to cover up.

Del growls at her housemate and gets out of bed.

After a large breakfast, Del and Lemon walk through the park together. Del carries a picnic basket so Lemon can more easily carry a bag with a blanket and other supplies. They greet others groups as they go by.

‘Hi, Miss Del!’ Kain shouts from where his family has made camp.

Del waves to her student and his family. Fluttershy and Freya wave back. Lemon leads her date to a quiet area of the park and starts setting up. She lays the blanket under a tree and gets out some pillows to sit on and some games. Del sets the basket on the blanket and joins her date. She watches Lemon for a bit, wondering what to do and say.

‘Do you like it?’ Lemon asks. ‘I know it is starting to get hot out, but I love spring so much.’

‘It is a nice day,’ Del replies. ‘It is good to be out. I’d just be at home grading papers or looking for something to eat otherwise.’

Lemon giggles. ‘Well, I made a big lunch for us, so you can have as much as you want.’

Del stares at the picnic basket. ‘Good thing you brought plenty to do. I have to stay active to keep the weight off.’

‘You look great. You have always been so skinny the whole time I’ve known you.’

‘One of the benefits of my heritage, I guess.’

‘I’d love to have a body like yours.’

Del blushes. ‘What do you mean by that?’

‘N-nothing like that!’ Lemon waves her hands, embarrassed. ‘I just mean you are so tall and thin, but you also have big...’

Del crosses her arms over her chest. ‘Another part of my heritage... Part of being from a line of seductresses...’

‘That is nothing to be ashamed of. It just means nature built you to be more attractive to those who enjoy that sort of thing.’

Del blushes. ‘Do you like that sort of thing?’

Lemon turns bright red and waves her hands furiously. ‘What? No! I mean, maybe a little! I look for more than that in a woman! I mean, take you, for example. You are kind and caring. You are a great teacher.’ -- She calms down and sighs. -- ‘You are both smart and wise. You always look out for others. You’re polite, considerate, compassionate, gentle, graceful...’ She looks into Del’s eyes and smiles. ‘It is just an added bonus that you are so beautiful too.’

Del blushes redder than her hair. ‘You’re too kind, Lemon,’ she sighs.

‘She’s a bloody liar. That’s what she is,’ a male voice says from behind Del.

The women look to see a man with scraggly dark blue hair standing over them. He and Del exchange glares.

‘What do you want?’ Del snarls, revealing her large canines.

‘Just correcting the lies she’s telling you,’ Righteous Midnight snorts. ‘Everyone knows you’re a freak and monster.’

Del stands and goes up the the man. ‘I am NOT a monster!’

‘Ha! That’s a laugh. You’re a freak. You and your whole family. No wonder your “father” abandoned you and your sister.’

Del growls and lunges at Midnight, but Lemon holds her back. The other woman stands and puts herself between the arguers.

‘Please leave us alone,’ Lemons begs. ‘We’re on a date and would like some time alone, if you don’t mind.’

‘A date? With her?’ Midnight spits. ‘As if anyone could love her.’

Del growls, but Lemon stands in her way.

‘Listen!’ Lemon snaps. ‘I don’t know if I love her or not yet, but she is a great friend. I know her other friends love her a lot, not to mention how much her family loves her. Leave us alone before I am forced to call the authorities and have you taken away for harassing us!’

‘Ugh. Get out of my face.’

Midnight pushes Lemon aside, knocking her into the nearby tree. Del roars and swings a punch, but her arm is caught.

‘That’s enough, Del. I’ll take it from here,’ Sunshine says, stepping past the woman. ‘Midnight, you’re under arrest for disturbing the peace and assaulting Miss Sorbet.’

The officer gets out his handcuffs and approaches Midnight.

‘What? This is bull! She got in the way! It was her own damn fault!’

‘Do you want to add resisting arrest to the charges?’

Midnight looks for a way to escape.

Sunshine smirks. ‘Go ahead. Run. I need something to work off the lovely lunch I just finished.’

The other man sighs and resigns himself to his fate.

‘Go check on your friend,’ Sunshine tells Del as he cuffs Midnight.

Del nods and rushes over to Lemon. Fluttershy and Freya are already checking on the woman. Fluttershy sighs, stands and gets out her mobile. Del whines as she examines Lemon.

‘My head hurts,’ Lemon moans as she wakes up in the hospital.

‘Good to see you too,’ Redheart greets. The nurse begins examining her patient. ‘You have been out cold for a few hours. There is no sign of any permanent damage, but we want to keep you overnight just in case.’

Lemon nods. ‘Sounds fine to me. Tell Pinkie that I won’t be making it back.’

‘I think that is already taken care of.’

Redheart nods towards the other side of the bed. Lemon looks. Del sits beside her, holding her hand. Lemon smiles and gives a little squeeze.

‘Hey, you,’ Lemon greets.

Del lets out a whimper and hugs Lemon. ‘I was so worried you won’t wake up!’

‘Even though I kept telling you...’ Redheart mumbles.

‘You really are great.’ Lemon frowns. ‘Sorry for ruining our date.’

‘It wasn’t your fault. Don’t beat yourself up.’

Lemon giggles. ‘Right. That was taken care of already.’

Del whines again and gives another hug. She backs away and smiles. ‘You’ll just have to make it up to me next weekend.’

‘I look forward to it.’

The next afternoon. Del walks Lemon back home. Noises from a concealed ‘welcome home’ surprise party can be heard hiding in the building.

‘You didn’t have to do this,’ Lemon says.

‘I just wanted to make sure you were safe,’ Del replies. ‘Don’t let Pinkie drain you too much. You need your rest.’

Lemon giggles. ‘I won’t.’ She smiles up a Del. She quickly leans up and gives Del a kiss. ‘Thank you. You really are all those things I said yesterday and more.’

‘Th-thank you.’

Lemon giggles again. ‘I guess I’ll see you around. I promise our date next week will go better.’

‘I know it will.’

Del waves as she heads back into town. She laughs when she hears a loud ‘surprise!’ from the shop. She walks back home with a large smile on her face.

Featherweight answers the door to his apartment. Scootaloo waits on the other side. The pegasus mare smiles seductively.

‘Scoots?!’ Featherweight is surprised. ‘What are you doing here?’

‘Rei sent me on an errand, and I felt like stopping by on my way back to the shop.’

‘Well, uh, thanks. Come on in.’ He looks back. ‘Want something to drink?’

‘That would be nice. Thank you.’

Featherweight goes to his kitchen and rummages in his fridge. He turns back with a pair of sodas. The young stallion instantly screams and drops the drinks. They are caught in a green aura. Featherweight trembles as he stares up at a large pair of fangs, not the first time he has done so. Del snarls at the shorter pegasus.

‘If one word of our date ends up on that site...’ the changeling hisses.

‘Not a word! I swear!’

‘Good!’ Del smiles. ‘Otherwise,’ -- she stretches her mouth a bit -- ‘I think you can fit. Bye!’

Del trots out of the apartment, levitating the two sodas behind her. Featherweight collapses on the floor as he starts breathing again.

Author's Note

SCS Timeline: Del goes on a date with Lemon. Featherweight is threatened to be eaten by a changeling for the second time in his life.

Character note: In case you don't remember who Righteous Midnight is, he is that guy in this story. I guess Rei's lightning didn't straighten him out...

Siblings

Main Characters: Freya, Kain, Pumpkin, Pound, Satsuma, Starlight, Del, Rei
Cameos: Razzly, Summer Rain, Pinkie, Presea, Juliet, Inkie
Original Start Date: January 4, 2015

Freya's sleep is uneasy as the morning sun enters her room. She tosses and turns, trying to shake the bad feeling away. Giving up, she slowly opens her eyes. Her brother stares back at her. Freya screams and swings a foreleg. Kain yells and ducks, barely avoiding the punch.

‘What the hell is your problem?’ the filly quietly growls.

Kain resumes his stance. ‘A Lunar Guard is always on duty. ... And mom didn't want me guarding the kitchen anymore. Also, it is almost time for breakfast.’

Freya sighs and hops out of bed. She examines her brother. ‘Your hooves are too close together,’ she comments, adjusting Kain. ‘You back is too arched. And’ -- she pushes on her brother's neck -- ‘your head is too low.’ She snorts and marches out of the room. ‘And you call yourself a Lunar Guard.’

‘It hurts to stand,’ Kain whimpers, stuck in place.

Satsuma slowly trots to the schoolhouse. He is the only pony in the area at this early hour. He grumbles to himself, wishing his mother did not wake him so absurdly early, since he does not have chores before school. The colt trots up to the schoolhouse door and gets out a book as he waits for Starlight or Del to arrive.

Starlight sleeps face first in his pillow. He receives a gentle nudge in his side. ‘But I want to wear the pretty dress, mommy,’ he mumbles in his sleep.

‘Ya gotta wake up,’ Apple Bloom says. ‘School can't start without ya.’

‘I didn't go to school and look how I turned out.’

‘Sleepin' all day an' watchin' video game videos all night?’

Starlight groans and sits up. ‘No,’ he replies indignantly. ‘Sleeping all day and watching video game videos all night with the sexiest mare ever by my side.’

Apple Bloom rolls her eyes. ‘Flattery will get ya everywhere, an' right now, it is gettin' ya out o' bed so ya can shower before school.’

‘I don't wanna!’

The mare blushes. ‘But ya smell like me.’

Starlight grins. ‘And that's a bad thing how?’

‘Not mah coat me. Mah... private me.’

The unicorn adjusts his glasses. ‘And that's a ba-’

Apple Bloom wraps a foreleg around her coltfriend's neck and drags him to the shower.

Pumpkin Cake looks in her mirror as she decides what to do today. She nods and levitates her brush, combing her mane perfectly straight. The process is an uphill battle that leaves many causalities, but she finally gets her mane to a perfectly manageable state. Happy, she ties some ribbons in her mane and prances out of her room. A door opens as she passes, and she gets hit with a blast of steam. When the vapor clears, her mane has puffed up wildly.

Pound trots out with a towel around his head. ‘Hey, sis. Washroom's free.’

Pumpkin takes a deep breath then yells and chases her brother downstairs.

Noise fills Carousel Boutique.

Pinkie Pie trots downstairs, rubbing her face. ‘Diamond, keep it down. The twins were up all night.’

‘It isn't me,’ Diamond Tiara grumbles, trotting up from a different direction.

They stand at the base of the stairs before a thought strikes them. ‘Where are the twins!’ they shout in unison.

Pinkie reaches into her mane. ‘They're not here.’

A loud crash fills the building. The mares creep forward. They peer into the kitchen together. Presea and Juliet have climbed onto the counter and are digging through the cabinets.

Juliet sits and looks back. She sees the mares at the door. ‘Eat, mom. Eat, Dia.’

Pinkie and Diamond breathe a sigh of relief. Pinkie goes to retrieve her foals and prepare their meal. Diamond goes to make some coffee.

Rei and Inkie cuddle in bed. Rei keeps nuzzling and kissing her wife. Inkie laughs and tries getting up.

‘Rei, we have to get out of bed sometime,’ Inkie sighs.

‘Nuh uh,’ the pegasus replies. ‘I'm not letting you up until I've kissed you all over. Twice!’

Her wife laughs. ‘We're so active we in that department, one of us would be pregnant by now if one of us were a stallion.’

Rei blushes and backs off.

Inkie sighs and sits up. ‘You're still nervous about having a foal, aren't you?’

‘A-as long as I get to carry the first one, I'm fine,’ Rei replies.

Inkie kisses her wife. ‘I'm ready whenever you are. Take all the time you need.’

Rei nods, silently. She watches her wife get out of bed. ‘Big day today?’

‘Sorta,’ Inkie replies, combing her mane. ‘AJ wants me to evaluate some soil samples from Appleoosa. See if they need to spice it up a bit. Also, I should be getting a shipment of rocks for my collection later.’

‘Then, it is settled.’ Rei leaps up and flies to the kitchen. ‘Super ultra mega bentos to help us power through the day!’

Inkie laughs as she trots out of the bedroom. ‘Are you sure you can get by on such a small meal?’

‘I have okonomiyai demos planned for later.’

Inkie smiles. ‘Just remember to let your customers have one too.’

‘No promises!’ Rei shouts as she prepares their meal.

Lucky Heart swoops out of the sky. ‘Tag!’

Pound yells and flies after the other colt. Lucky darts past Shaun, giving Pound a new target. Shaun squawks when tagged and flies after his friends. Kain loops through them, teasing them.

On the ground, Pumpkin watches her brother playing. She snorts and takes a bite out of her snack. Razzly watches the pegasi, griffin and bat pony swooping and soaring as she joins her friend.

‘Bet you wish you were up there too,’ the purplish unicorn says.

‘Whatever,’ Pumpkin huffs. ‘Not like there are many flier-only sports.’

‘Still would be fun though, right?’

Pumpkin takes a deep breath and looks up at her brother again. She sighs and looks around the yard. She frowns when she sees Freya watching the skies too. Summer Rain trots to her friend and sits down.

‘Watching the game?’ the green pegasus asks.

‘Just Kain.’

Summer giggles happily. ‘Yeah. He's silly.’

‘He's slow.’

‘Well, he might not get the best test scores...’

‘And he keeps dodging right,’ Freya continues. ‘Shaun noticed, but he's too weak to press him.’

‘They're just playing tag.’

The bat pony snorts. ‘I can take them.’

‘Oh yeah? Prove it.’

Freya squeals as her friend drags her up to join the game. Pumpkin gets up and leaves when she sees Freya joining the game. Razzly looks from the game to her friend and follows Pumpkin.

In the schoolhouse, Satsuma buries his face in his book to avoid watching his friends outside.

‘Are you sure you don't want to join them?’ Del asks, trotting over to her brother.

‘Yes. I'm fine.’

‘Are you sure you're fine?’ his older sister/teacher asks. ‘You've been spending a lot of time by yourself. I'm sure your friends are worried too.’

Satsuma stares into his book more intensely. ‘Whatever.’

Del frowns. ‘Just don't let whatever is bothering you to eat you up too much.’ She pats her brother's back. ‘Now, I have to find Starlight. It is almost time for classes to resume.’

Starlight and Apple Bloom fall out of a closet with a number of cleaning supplies. They lay on the ground panting.

‘Two ponies can't fit somewhere that tight,’ Apple Bloom moans.

‘Good thing I was the only one then,’ Starlight laughs.

The tired mare grunts as she stands. ‘That ain't what ah meant, but that is true too. 'Sides, shouldn't ya be in school?’

‘I'm on a field trip.’

Apple Bloom groans as she goes back to work.

‘What? No cuddling?’ Starlight calls.

‘Rock!’ Juliet cheers.

Pinkie lifts her daughter. ‘No, Juli. That is Maud.’

‘Rock!’

‘No. Maud.’

‘Its okay, Pinkie,’ her older sister says, smiling slightly. ‘You called me Mud until you figured out how to say Maud correctly.’

Pinkie pouts. ‘But I know she can get it. She is good with one syllable words.’

‘Mom! Rock!’ Juliet speaks up.

Pinkie laughs. ‘It is great of you to stop by, Maud.’

‘I was bringing Marble some souvenirs from my recent trip to Neighgypt, and I couldn't resist seeing how my other sister and nieces were doing.’

Pinkie grabs her sister in a hug. Juliet hugs her aunt while still in her mom's hooves. ‘Aw! You're the best big sister I have!’

‘I'm your only big sister, Pinkie.’

The pink party pony laughs. ‘Oh yeah.’ She puts a hoof around Maud and sets Juliet on her head. ‘So... What was this about souvenirs?’

Maud sets her niece on the ground next to Presea. ‘I don't think you'll be too interested in them...’

‘Ah! It is not like it is something boring like a...’

‘Rock!’ Juliet interrupts.

Pinkie laughs. ‘Yeah! It is not like it is a big pile of rocks!’

Maud stares at her sister and blinks.

‘You got everypony a big pile of rocks, didn't you?’ Pinkie snorts, losing her energy.

Maud reaches into her saddlebag and gets out a fez. ‘Actually, I got you a funny hat.’

‘Oooo!’ Pinkie gasps. ‘I had a friend who would have loved one of these, but he died saving Christmas and now he is grumpy and doesn't like them anymore.’

Maud blinks, not knowing how to reply. Before she can say anything…

‘Rock!’

Pinkie sighs. ‘Yes, Juli. It is your Aunt Rock.’

Juliet shakes her head. ‘No. Rock.’

She points at her sister. Presea has organized all of Maud's rocks by type, mineral composition and morphology. The filly smiles as she plays with one of the samples.

‘Holy molely!’ Pinkie exclaims.

Maud stares, impressed. ‘That's just...’ She lets out a small laugh. ‘Wow.’

‘Inkie! Equestria to Inkie!’

Inkie snaps out of her stupor. Applejack is beside her in her lab. A monitor in front of her displays a long data readout and an automatically-plotted graph.

‘Sorry. What were we talking about?’ Inkie hastily asks.

‘We weren't,’ Applejack replies. She takes a seat by Inkie. ‘Ah jus' got done with my shift sellin' apples, an' wanted t' see how the analysis Ah asked fer was comin'.’

Inkie looks over the readout. ‘Well, uh...’

‘Is everything all right?’

‘I'm fine,’ Inkie sighs. ‘Just that, this morning Rei and I talked about having a foal again, and she freaked out, as usual...’

‘She'll be ready eventually,’ Applejack assures. ‘Jus' give 'er time. Jus' make sure she knows yer concerns and ya can work it out.’

Inkie takes a deep breath. ‘I guess.’ She laughs. ‘I could always just cut a bag full of her hair and ask Lyra's company to use that as source DNA.’

‘Ah wouldn' do that. Keepin' a foal a secret ain't a good idea. Trust me.’

Inkie grimaces. ‘Yeah. I'd hate to see the reaction from Rei's family. Who knows what she'd do?’

‘Don' ferget yer sister. Pinkie might teach her foals a few new words to describe Aunt Inkie.’

Inkie laughs. ‘Good point.’ She looks back at her monitor. ‘Hey, give me a couple minutes and I'll have your analysis for you.’

Applejack smiles. ‘Greal. Ah'll jus' be catchin' up with everypony.’

Foals run around the schoolhouse as they get ready to go home. Del talks with Starlight briefly before tending to some of her students. While his sister packs her bag, Kain chats with Lucky Heart. Summer Rain talks with her friend, though she watches Pound Cake at his desk. The young pegasus rushes to pack his bag while his sister stands next to him, glaring.

‘All right! I'm done!’ Pound declares. ‘We can go to your sports thing now.’

Pumpkin snorts at her brother then turns towards Razzly's desk. ‘See you tomorrow, Razzly!’

‘See ya!’ her friend calls back.

Pumpkin and her brother get to the door right as Freya and her brother arrive. The fillies growl at each other as they pass. Kain and Pound exchange confused looks. Satsuma finishes his packing and starts leaving. Starlight calls him over.

‘Hey, little bro,’ Starlight begins. ‘Del says you're having a tough time right now. I just want you to know that I'm here to talk with you.’

‘You smell like Aunt Apple Bloom.’

The stallion turns bright red. ‘Great talk! We should do it again sometime.’

Satsuma rolls his eyes as he trots away. Razzly catches her friend, and they leave together. Del trots over and sniffs her brother.

‘Where exactly were you during our lunch break?’

‘Right. I understand,’ Rei says into her mobile. ‘I'll see you soon, and we'll work everything out.’ She hangs up. She starts snacking on some leftover okonomiyaki. The shop door opens. ‘Welcome to Neighponese Imports!’

‘Hello, Rei,’ a monotone voice replies.

The pegasus looks up from her snack. ‘Maud-chan!’ she cheers. ‘Welcome to my shop! Oh! We got some new dishes from Equina recently. High quality granite.’ She points to a rack.

Maud looks at the dishes. ‘They're schist.’

Rei snorts angrily. ‘They might not be the best quality, but there is no need for insults.’

Maud stares at the other mare blankly. ‘Will Marble be back soon? I have something for her.’

‘Nope. Inkie will be at work for a while longer. But you can wait here if you want.’

‘It is okay. I can leave it by your home.’

Rei smiles kindly and replies assertively, ‘I said you can wait here if you want.’

Maud forces a smile and sighs, ‘Sure, Rei. I don't mind staying with you.’

‘Yay!’ her sister in-law cheers. ‘You can sit with me.’

The earth pony sighs again and goes around the counter to sit by Rei. Her dark grey coat and blank expression contrast with Rei's white coat and large smile.

Rei looks up at her guest. ‘You remind me of my brother. He gets grumpy in social situations too.’

Helios sits at his desk. He has several books in front of him. The prince unravels a long scroll. He leans back and groans, ‘Why does Alba get to go on all the cool adventures?’

Alba sits on Sunset's couch. She has two slices of pizza in each hand. Sunset watches her new friend eat, wondering if all the princesses she knows are messy eaters.

‘This is so good!’ the princess moans. ‘Why didn't anyone tell me meat on pizza was so good?’

Sunset laughs. ‘Wait until you try bacon. Twilight literally out-ate Pinkie when she first tried it.’

Pinkie and her foals eat at the dinner table. Pinkie mimics a train sound before eating from the spoon she is holding. Presea imitates her mom. Juliet tries climbing onto the table to better reach her bowl. Pinkie makes a loud 'ahem!', getting her daughter to return to a proper sitting position.

The Apple Family quietly eats dinner together, much to Big McIntosh's enjoyment. Applejack watches her son as he just stares at his plate while he eats.

‘So, uh, Satsuma, how was school?’ his mother asks.

‘It was fine.’ He finishes his plate. ‘Can I be excused now?’

‘Sure.’

The colt takes his plate to the sink then gallops to his room. Big McIntosh helps himself to another large serving of apple casserole.

Applejack sighs. ‘He's still beatin' himself up 'bout Freya. Ah don' know what else Ah can say t' him.’ She looks at her brother. ‘Ya think ya can have a word with him?’

Big Mac swallows a large bite of food. ‘Nope!’ He goes in for another bite.

‘Ya think Miss Cheerilee would like t' hear that Fleetfoot came by the stall earlier lookin' fer ya?’

Big Mac grunts. ‘Nope,’ he huffs angrily as he gets up to find his nephew.

Freya plays with Angel and her Zorua in her bedroom after dinner. She hears marching outside of the room. She looks over to see her brother at the door.

‘Commander Mom orders us to "please do our homework" now and "stop marching around the living room",’ Kain reports, saluting.

Freya sighs, sets down her dolls and goes to a desk. ‘Why aren't you at attention like I showed you?’

Kain shakes nervously. ‘It really hurt, what you did to me.’

‘Do you see dad complaining when he is at attention?’

Kain whimpers. Freya smiles when she hears a pop as he locks his back in place.

Pumpkin sits in the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner. She watches as her parents prepare dough, batter and other mixtures for the next day's baking.

‘Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?’ the filly asks. ‘I can lift heavy stuff with my magic.’

‘Thank you, dear, but we got this,’ Carrot Cake replies.

‘Why don't you go watch TV with your brother?’ Cup Cake suggests.

Pumpkin groans. ‘He's watching some stupid sci-fi thing. I rather help you. Please.’

‘We're fine, Pumpkin. Now scoot!’ her father commands.

The filly moans as she leaves the bakery. She heads upstairs. Pound sits in the living room watching a show and playing a hoofheld game.

‘I'm bored,’ his sister complains. ‘Let me watch the cloudball game.’

‘Watch it in your room,’ Pound answers. ‘You know you can stream it.’

Pumpkin grumbles as she stomps out of the room. She goes to her room and collapses on her bed. She lets out a moan as she looks out the window.

Starlight sings a show tune while showering. His singing is so loud that he does not hear the washroom door open. The intruder quietly slips across the room and into the shower. The stallion shudders and moans as Apple Bloom licks up his horn.

‘Mah turn t' sneak attack ya this time.’

Inkie paces in her lab at home. She has made up excuses to avoid her wife all evening as she works out what she wants to say to Rei. With her thoughts in order, she opens the door to find Rei waiting outside.

‘We need to talk,’ both mares say in unison, surprising each other.

‘Y-you go first,’ Inkie offers.

Rei kicks the ground. ‘Well, you've been hiding in your lab all day. I was afraid Maud-chan said something to upset you.’

‘Maud actually said something?’ Inkie jokes. Both mares laugh. ‘Anyway, I'm fine I just...’

‘Wait!’ Rei interrupts. ‘I'm not done.’ She takes a deep breath. ‘IcalledLyrathisafternoon! Wehaveanappointmenttomeetherdoctorsaboutmakingusababy!’

Rei catches her breath in time for Inkie to tackle her in a big kiss.

Author's Note

SCS Timeline: Rei and Inkie begin preparing for a baby.

Story Note: One thing I enjoy about Slice of Life stories are seeing the day-to-day lives of the characters. I like having a bit of a theme behind the daily life window. This time, it was about siblings. All the cuts were either from one sibling to the next or to another set of siblings. Hope you enjoyed the surprise sibling cameos.

Camping in the Orchard

Main Characters: Satsuma, Razzly, Pumpkin
Cameos: Shaun, Summer Rain, Pound
Original Start Date: 23/02/2015

Razzly watches Satsuma trot from the schoolhouse after classes have ended. The colt has his head down. Razzly frowns, upset at seeing her friend in that state.

Pumpkin trots up beside her. ‘Ugh. He is still sad about breaking up with whats-her-face.’

‘Freya did let him down pretty harshly...’

‘I can't believe he just hasn't gotten over it already.’ Pumpkin looks at her friend. ‘We have to fix it.’

‘Like how we fixed him and Freya in the first place?’

‘If you mean helping him for his own good, yes. We just need a plan.’ She thinks for a moment. ‘If growing up around Pinkie has taught me anything, it is that we should throw a party.’

Razzly raises an eyebrow. ‘A party? Really?’

‘It will be a "We're still your friend, so don't be sad" Party,’ Pumpkin suggests. ‘Oh! We should have it at his clubhouse, so we won't have parents bugging us all the time.’

Razzly rolls her eyes. ‘Because the three of us alone in the woods isn't suspicious at all.’

‘Well, no, we'll invite his other friends too, like my brother and...’ Pumpkin looks at the other students, thinking.

‘You don't know his other friends, do you?’ the other filly huffs.

‘Neither do you!’ Pumpkin snorts. ‘We'll get Pound to do it. He should know everypony.’

Razzly sighs. ‘Fine. You talk to your brother. I'll handle Satsuma. He's a little more receptive towards me.’

‘Deal. I'll catch up with you after I explain everything to Pound.’

Razzly nods and gallops after Satsuma. Pumpkin goes to her brother's desk. He is chatting with Shaun.

‘Yo, Dingus,’ Pumpkin interrupts. ‘I have an important mission for you.’

That weekend. A group of foals gathers at Satsuma's home. Applejack watches them from inside. Satsuma shows Shaun around the yard, explaining about the farm to the griffin. Pumpkin and Pound sit by a pile of saddlebags and knapsacks, waiting for their friends.

A pair of figures come down the road: Lemon escorting Razzly to the farm. The filly gallops ahead of her aunt when she sees her friends. Lemon sets Razzly's pack with the others and heads inside to talk with Applejack.

‘Is this everypony?’ Razzly asks, noting all of the foals.

‘Guess so,’ Pumpkin replies. She hits her brother. ‘Pound mustn't have done a good job recruiting everypony.’

‘I did more than you!’ her brother argues. ‘At least I know who my friend's friends are. Most were just busy.’

‘Excuses.’

Satsuma returns with Shaun. ‘Hey, Razzly. Is this everypony?’

‘Why does everypony keep asking me that!’ Pound shouts, getting his pack from the pile.

Everypony grabs their saddlebags and follows Satsuma towards the orchard. He looks back and waves to his mom.

‘Everypony, follow me,’ the colt states.

‘Wait! Wait for me!’ a voice shouts from above.

Summer Rain flies down and lands by the group. Pumpkin and Razzly glare at the new arrival.

‘Phew!’ the new pegasus breathes. ‘I thought I'd have to fly around looking for you.’ She sidles up to Pound. ‘I'm ready when you are.’

‘What are you doing here?’ Pumpkin snorts.

Summer frowns and rubs against Pound. ‘Pound invited me, of course. How could I say "no" to helping our dear friend Satsuma?’

Pumpkin glares at her brother. ‘Pound... Why did you invite Freya's closest friend?’

Pound sweats under his sister's gaze. ‘Uh...’

After school. Pound and Shaun finish a conversation. As soon as the griffin leaves, Summer slips beside the colt. At the back of the class, Freya slowly packs her bag while Kain tries to make her hurry.

‘So, Pound,’ Summer coos, rubbing against him, ‘I hear you're planning an intervention for Satsuma.’

‘Huh? Wha?’ the colt stammers. ‘Well, uh, it is more of a camping trip with his friends.’

Summer shrugs. ‘Same difference. Are you going to invite me too?’

‘Uh... It is just supposed to be Satsuma's friends and all.’

‘Please?’ Summer begs, staring at him with big, puppy-dog eyes. ‘It would mean a lot to me.’

‘Uh...’

‘I'll let you sleep beside me when we're in our sleeping bags.’

Pound thinks about the offer. ‘Why would that tempt me?’

Freya stifles a laugh, confusing her brother.

Summer silently huffs at Pound's obliviousness. ‘Well, Razzly will be there, right? It could make her jealous. Besides, have you ever cuddled a filly other than your sister?’

‘Only when Pinkie would sleep in our crib...’

‘So, don't you want to sleep with me?’ Summer asks in a simpering tone.

Pound stares at the filly, trying to think of a reply.

Pumpkin smacks her brother. ‘You idiot! We're trying to forget about Freya on this trip.’

Summer shoves the unicorn. ‘Stop hitting your brother! How would you like it if everypony hit you when you are confused or mess up?’

Pumpkin growls at the other filly.

‘Whatever,’ Satsuma groans. ‘If you're not going on the campout, stay here. Everypony else, follow me.’

Satsuma trots away. Razzly looks at Pumpkin then follows.

‘Come on. Let's have some fun this weekend,’ Shaun encourages.

Pound nods and trots off with his friends. Pumpkin and Summer look at each other, huff and follow. Summer skips ahead to trot with Pound.

The foals spend the afternoon and evening playing games and chatting. Despite some tension between Pumpkin and Summer, everypony gets along well. The Cake twins share a bunch of treats from their family's bakery. Satsuma has some apple fritters his mom made. Shaun even shares some griffin snacks, but the ponies politely decline the bacon-wrapped chicken he brought. As it gets later, Satsuma starts to feel better and more comfortable around his friends.

Everypony lays out their sleeping bags. Pumpkin and Razzly try setting up near Satsuma, but he positions himself in a corner and Shaun puts his bag down before they can. Summer keeps her promise and sits by Pound, but she keeps inching closer to the older pegasus. After everypony is settled, they leave a light on in the center of the room so they can still talk.

‘This was a fun trip,’ Shaun comments. ‘Thanks for having us.’

Satsuma nods. ‘It was fun. Hanging out with all of you really cheered me up after... Well, you know...’

Razzly smiles at her friend. ‘Don't worry about that, Satsuma. We're your friends and we're here for you.’

‘Besides, you're better off without her,’ Pumpkin snorts. ‘That batty troublemaker was no good for you.’

Summer groans. ‘Yeah. She's the troublemaker when you were the one harassing her all the time.’ She looks at Satsuma. ‘She really did like you, but you're the one that betrayed her trust.’

Satsuma frowns and stares at the ground. ‘I know that. I'm the one who screwed up.’

‘Don't think like that,’ Pumpkin argues. ‘I mean, how interesting could she have been if you rather spend all your time with us?’

‘What the hell is wrong with you!’ Summer shouts. ‘You were the ones stealing him away from Freya. Put yourself in her position for a moment! Sheesh!’ She closes her eyes and takes a breath before looking again at Satsuma. ‘It is good that you feel bad about what you did, but did you even think of apologizing to Freya?’

Satsuma keeps staring at the ground, but turns away from everypony. ‘No, I didn't... I'm sorry.’

‘She's not the filly you need to apologize to,’ Shaun interjects. ‘Summer has a good point. All three of you should try to make amends with Freya.’

Razzly nods. ‘I think you're...’

‘What the hell!’ Pumpkin interrupts. ‘You're supposed to be on our side, Shaun. We invited you because you were supposed to help Satsuma get over Freya,’ -- she glares at Summer -- ‘not side with her.’

Shaun huffs. ‘Part of moving on is coming to terms with how your actions affected everyone involved. A meaningful apology would be a good sign Satsuma realizes his mistake and wants to amend it. The fact that you're the only one not considering apologizing shows that you're the only one unwilling to move forward.’

Pumpkin growls and slumps in her sleeping bag. She snorts and looks at her brother. ‘Aren't you going to weigh in too?’

Pound looks at his sister, then at Summer beside him. He grimaces as he turns back to his sister. ‘I really don't know what to say.’

Pumpkin uses her magic to throw an apple core at her brother. ‘Come on! You have to have some opinion!’

‘M-my opinion s-shouldn't matter. Only Satsuma's...’

Pumpkin throws another apple core, but Summer catches it and hurls it back, hitting the unicorn in the face.

‘Stop picking on your brother!’ the pegasus filly yells. ‘You bully him all the time. You bullied Freya the whole time she was with Satsuma. You're bullying everypony now. You say it is because you're right, but you are just forcing us to go along with you and hurting us when we don't. Knock it off!’

Pumpkin snarls and stands up. ‘Who are you to tell me what to do and how to act!’

The two fillies keep shouting at each other. Satsuma groans and rolls over, covering his head.

Long after everypony is asleep. Satsuma cannot get any rest. Thoughts of the argument weigh on his mind. He tosses and turns, then desides to get up for a bit. He puts on his glasses and steps onto the deck around the treehouse. He sighs as he stares in the direction of his home.

‘Sup?’ a voice asks beside him.

Satsuma turns to see Shaun sitting on the deck.

‘What are you doing up?’ the colt asks.

‘I guess I'm a bit of a night owl,’ Shaun replies. He tries making a hooting noise, but it ends up sounding like an odd squawk.

Satsuma laughs at the poor impression. ‘I'm the same way. My mom says I get it from my dad. I think we all do, since Rei and Starlight are the same way.’

Shaun looks back into the clubhouse. ‘I wouldn't blame you tonight after everything we said...’

‘Yeah... I feel bad enough already. It felt like twisting the knife deeper...’

Shaun nods. ‘I think Summer just needed to vent since you hurt her friend, but most of the anger was between Summer and Pumpkin.’ He laughs. ‘If we were in Skualand, that would have been considered a courtship ritual.’ He laughs a bit more but stops when he sees Satsuma not laughing. ‘That's a griffin joke. Skualand is in the north, and griffins from there have a reputation of being... Eh. You'll find a book on it.’

‘I might have to,’ Satsuma replies.

Shaun looks at his friend. ‘In Eagleland, we have a saying: "If you come out of a fight with most of your feathers intact, apologize the next day. If too many are missing, wait until they grow back, then apologize."’

‘And if you don't have wings?’

‘That just means the sooner you can apologize about screwing up, the better. You might not be 100% when you do, but it is better than never saying anything at all.’

Satsuma nods and heads back towards the doorway. ‘Thanks, Shaun.’

The griffin catches his friend. ‘Listen, no matter what you do or don't do, in just want to say this: I may not be the Element of Honesty, like your mother, but if I were, I'd tell you to be true to your feelings and to others. You're not going to get far if you can't admit to yourself or others how you really feel.’

Satsuma stares at his friend for several seconds. ‘I feel bucking exhausted.’

They laugh. Shaun lets go and follows his friend back inside after a couple moments.

Morning. Razzly yawns and stretches as she wakes up. Beside her, Pumpkin drools into her pillow. Across the clubhouse, Summer snuggles next to Pound, who has a wing over the filly. Shaun sleeps on his back, kicking his talons and paws occasionally. Satsuma is nowhere to be seen, but his pack is still by his bedroll.

Razzly hears noises above her. She finds a ladder to the clubhouse's upper level and investigates. Satsuma is cleaning his telescope.

‘Ooo,’ Razzly gasps. ‘How come you didn't show this off last night?’

Satsuma snorts. ‘Because it was too late and you were too busy fighting for me to offer.’

The filly frowns. ‘I'm sorry about that. We got out of hoof.’

‘I'm not upset at you.’ He looks up at her and smiles. ‘Overall, I had a good time with all of you. It was fun.’

Razzly returns the smile. ‘I'm glad.’ She trots over and sits by him. ‘And doing worry about everything. We're still foals. We have plenty of time to screw up and find out who we're really meant to be... and be with.’

Satsuma looks at her. Razzly smiles and looks back at the telescope. The foals silently work on cleaning and reassembling the device together.

After everypony is awake, the foals trek back to Satsuma's house for breakfast. Pound slumps as he tries to wake. Summer catches up to Pumpkin.

‘Hey, sorry about yelling at you,’ the pegasus apologizes. ‘I get a little too upset about things, especially if they involve my friends.’

Pumpkin nods in agreement. ‘No worries. I am sorry for being a total nag and exploding at you. I... never even thought about Freya's feelings and how dumb I was for hurting her.’

‘Don't tell me that.’

‘I know, but you're her friend and I...’

‘Tell the filly who can sneak into your room undetected and slit your throat in the middle of the night and whose father can rule it an accident.’

Pumpkin stares at Summer in shock. The pegasus just laughs and keeps trotting. The unicorn sighs and shakes her head. She looks at her friends. They are all in good spirits, especially Satsuma and Razzly as they lead the pack back to the house. Pumpkin frowns she watches them. Shaun catches her reaction and looks where she is. He makes an odd face and tilts his head as he looks at them.

The next school day. Freya is unpacking her saddlebag at her desk before class when somepony trots up. She looks to see Satsuma bowing his head before her.

‘I'm so sorry for hurting you,’ the colt apologizes. ‘I took advantage of your trust and abused our relationship. I have no excuses and deserved all your wrath. I hope we can be friends again one day. I'm sorry.’

Freya stares at him, thinking of the right response. She smiles, raises Angel up and kisses him against Satsuma's nose. ‘Dummy.’

Satsuma smiles and goes back to his desk. Freya laughs and keeps unpacking her bag. She stops again when she hears another pony trot up. She looks to see Razzly levitating an annoyed Pumpkin.

‘We have something to say too,’ Razzly begins.

Author's Note

Explanation what the previous chapter, "Cutie Mark Caper", would have contained and why it is missing.

Satsuma Timeline: Gets over Freya. Apologizes to her. Gets friendlier with Razzly.

RoH Connection: What Element was their Shaun?

Hello, Mr Sparkle

Main Characters: James, Twilight, P~~r~~erfect Score
Cameos: Many
Original Start Date: November 1, 2013

Starlight, Del and Satsuma trot through Ponyville High School. The unicorn looks down each hall. The students give them confused looks.

‘Remind me what we are doing here again?’ the younger brother asks.

‘I heard some rumors this morning and want to check on them,’ Starlight replies.

‘What rumors?’

Del bares her fangs at some young stallions who whistled at her then turns to her younger brother. ‘This morning, Cheerilee mentioned an odd pony who showed up and took over a classroom at the high school.’

‘And?’

Starlight smirks. ‘He took over the physics class.’

Satsuma’s eyes go wide, and he starts looking for the right class. An older earth pony wearing a tie paces near the door of one class.

‘Fo’ shizzle, my good stallion!’ Starlight greets. ‘Can you direct us to the physics class?’

The earth pony examines the odd group. ‘You’re who Cheerilee sent over? I would have prefered Officer Sunshine. There is no such thing as a “Education Department Special Agent”!’

‘ “Education Department Special Agent”?’

‘Right! He just shows up, pulls out this stupid card and pushes me out of my class. You’re the first ponies to even ask me about it.’

The classroom door opens, and a pony trots out. The three siblings tense up in shock.

‘Thanks for letting me use your class. We had a great time. You really need to work on the basics, though. None of your students even knew about the field equations for general relativity or subspace tunneling. Gonna have to talk to the wife about adding that to the standards,’ James tells the teacher. He sees his kids. ‘Oh, hey. Come to see your dad at work?’

‘D-dad? What are you doing here?’ Starlight eventually stammers.

James shrugs. ‘Just taking a break from my day job.’ He gets out a card. ‘Besides, your mom just had this printed up for me.’

The unicorn levitates the card. ‘ “Education Department Special Agent”? That is really a thing?’

‘Your mom created the title for me. She can pull all sorts of strings in her new post.’

‘New post? And this? I mean… You were here all day and didn’t bother telling us!’

James laughs sheepishly. ‘Sorry. Just forgot. We’ve just been so busy these past few days.’

‘Past few days?!’

‘Heh heh...’ He looks at his other kids. ‘So, uh, how are you doing?’

‘Daddy!’ Del cheers, wrapping her father in a hug.

‘Dad!’ Satsuma grabs his dad’s leg.

James smiles and returns his kids’ affections.

Starlight adjusts his glasses and gets out his mobile. ‘I’m calling mom. You have a lot of explaining to do.’

Twilight’s castle. The building is packed with visitors coming to see their returning friends. James and Twilight sit in the middle of them catching up. The stallion has Juliet on his lap.

‘Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!’ the filly cheers.

James laughs and hugs his daughter. ‘That’s right. I’m your dad.’

Juliet smiles and returns the hug. ‘I love my dad.’

‘I love Twilight,’ Pinkie adds, hugging her friend.

Twilight laughs and pats her friend’s head. ‘I love seeing you too.’

‘It is great having ya back,’ Applejack begins. ‘What’s the occasion?’

‘What? We can’t come back to Equestria?’ the princess counters.

‘So, what? You’re back-back?’ Starlight asks.

Rei frowns. ‘Does that mean Inkie and I have to find a new home?’

Twilight shakes her head. ‘That is your home. We’ve been setting up in Canterlot so that we’re closer to our new duties.’

‘Setting up? New duties? How long have you been back?’ her son asks.

The couple thinks for a few moments.

‘I think, what? Three days?’ James replies.

‘Sounds about right,’ Twilight agrees.

‘Three days and you didn’t tell us?!’ Starlight exclaims.

‘Twilight...’ Pinkie hisses, squeezing her friend tighter.

‘Uh… We were very busy,’ James says.

‘Yeah, uh, getting used to our new duties and setting up our departments...’ Twilight joins.

‘Departments?’ Fluttershy asks.

The princess smiles and nods. ‘My new royal duties will include running the Education Department. Also, Celestia is going to make James the new Minister of Science and Technology. She was going to be making a formal announcement soon.’

Starlight frowns. ‘So, you’re going to be my boss. Great.’

Del smiles. ‘We get to work with mommy and daddy more. I look forward to it.’

‘And your pass thing!’ Satsuma adds. ‘You can come visit us at school!’

James laughs. ‘That would be pretty fun.’

Starlight looks at his mother. ‘Why did you even give him that?’

His father groans. ‘Do you know what the Minister of Science and Technology has to do?’
…

James sits at a desk holding his head in his hooves. ‘Have you tried turning it off and on?’

Celestia levitates a tablet in front of her. She watches it go through the boot cycle. ‘Oh! It is working again! Thank you~!’

The princess leaves her new minister to moan into his desk.
…

‘Come on, dad,’ Starlight sighs. ‘It can’t be that bad.’

‘Well… Luna and I did make plans to start streaming our game nights...’

Twilight groans and facehoofs. ‘Anyway. We should be going. We still have a lot to do.’ She stands and gives Pinkie another hug. ‘We’re going to have to hire you for a “Welcome Home” party very soon.’

James gets up and puts Juliet on her mother’s back. ‘If you need us, just give us a call.’

Pinkie frowns. ‘Twilight...’

Juliet mimics her mother. ‘Dad...’

‘Oh, don’t worry. We’re closer than you think,’ Twilight replies, going to a closet.

‘Seems a bit of a waste to TARDIS back,’ Starlight comments.

James laughs. ‘We didn’t take it here. The door is just linked back to it.’

‘Wait. Then where is it?’

The father messes up his son’s mane. ‘Time Lord 101.’

Starlight huffs, ‘The best hiding place for a TARDIS is where nopony can find it.’

‘Right. We parked it somewhere and just linked the exit to here, the palace, the Crystal Empire and a few other key locations. I doubt even The Doctor would be able to find it.’

Satsuma trots over and hugs his father. ‘Come back soon, dad.’

‘We will.’

‘Don’t leave us!’ Pinkie begs, grabbing Twilight’s hind legs.

‘Pinkie! We’re not even a day away!’ Twilight shouts. ‘We’ll be seeing you all the time.’

James laughs as his wife has to use her magic to force herself free again. They enter the closet, wave and close the door behind them.

‘Well, that went well,’ James says.

Twilight trots off. ‘You still have to make dinner, remember.’

‘Yes, dear.’ James heads to the kitchen. ‘Are we going to start tomorrow?’

‘Seems as good a time as any,’ Twilight replies, coming from the library with a book. ‘Just hope it will work.’

‘Of course it will.’ James kisses his wife. ‘You always have such good ideas.’ He turns to the stove. ‘Now! Let’s get cooking!’

The stallion gets to work making their dinner while the princess sits at the table reading and watching her husband.

James stands in the front office of a school. Young stallions and mares head to class as the older stallion meets with a secretary.

‘I am sorry, sir, but you cannot just barge in and take over a class,’ the secretary says.

James puts his card on the desk. ‘I have a special pass from the Princess. This grants me the right to teach any class I want.’

‘There is no such thing as a Special Education whatever.’

‘There is now.’

The secretary slides the card back. ‘Sorry. It is not in the Education Department guidelines, so we cannot...’

‘It was just created for me. Of course the guidelines haven’t been updated yet.’ He takes a deep breath. ‘Listen, just let me speak to principal or vice principal. I’m sure they’ll listen to...’

The last bell rings, causing the students to scramble.

The secretary turns back to his work. ‘Sir, no unauthorized visitors are allowed on campus during school hours.’

‘I authorize myself,’ James seethes. ‘Please just let me teach the physics class. I am getting really close to moving beyond the request phase.’

‘Excuse me. You wished to see the principal?’ a new voice asks.

James turns to face Perfect Score. The unicorn scowls disdainfully at the earth pony.

James gives his card to the unicorn. ‘Hello. I am James Sparkle, Education Department Special Agent. I am trying to teach the physics class today, but I keep getting denied.’

Perfect Score scans the card. ‘Is Ms Quantum absent today?’

‘No, sir,’ the secretary replies.

‘Then we have no need for a substitute,’ the unicorn explains. ‘I’ll keep you in mind if we need a guest teacher and you have good references.’

‘My wife is Princess Sparkle. Head of the Education Department.’

Perfect Score nods. ‘That is a good reference, if it checks out. Now, if you’ll excuse me...’

‘Mr Prefect, wait a moment.’

The unicorn shudders. ‘My name is Perfect Score. Principal Perfect Score to my students and staff. Please learn it if you wish to work here.’

James takes a deep breath. ‘I hate using the title, but I am Prince James Sparkle, Minister of Science and Technology. I am ordering you to allow me to teach the class today.’

‘As you have heard, we do not need a substitute. And please do not make up titles. It embarrassing for us all.’

‘I think you misheard the part about the order.’

‘And I think you are disrupting my campus.’ The unicorn turns to the secretary. ‘Contact security to have this ruffian removed.’

James takes a deep breath. ‘I can show myself out...’

The earth pony grumbles to himself as he leaves the building. Perfect Score snorts and returns to his office. Once he has left, James gets out his mobile.

Did it work? Twilight asks over the line.

‘Just as planned,’ James replies. ‘I can see why your father knocked him out.’

He is still conscious, right?

‘For now. Can I go back to bed? It is too early to pick a fight with somepony.’

Twilight snickers. You just have to channel your tried grumpiness into fighting grumpiness.

James snorts, ‘If you weren’t so adorable, I’d think you were teasing me.’

I love you too. See you back home.

‘Love you. Bye.’ James hangs up. He looks up and down the street and waves. ‘Taxi!’

A pair of royal guards pulling a chariot fly down, landing in front of the prince. James climbs on and works on his mobile while his guards fly him away.

‘Hey. Want to stop for breakfast on the way back to the castle?’ James asks. ‘My treat.’

James and Twilight sit at a desk, looking at monitors.

‘So, what do you think?’ James asks.

Twilight looks at the monitor. ‘Looks like he is due for an inspection.’

‘He might clean up before you get there.’

‘Not if it is unannounced.’

James sighs and sits back. ‘Doesn’t really make sense. He is like an anti-changeling. No fun at all.’

‘But you saw the sonic readings you took. No doubt about it.’

‘Yeah. Yeah. Have fun ambushing him during the inspection.’

Twilight smiles. ‘I always do. It will be great having real backup this time.’

‘Are you saying I’m not real backup?’ her husband accuses.

‘The last time I was in a pinch, you held the planet’s leader over a black hole until he declared you sovereign,’ his wife counters.

‘I abdicated once you were safely back in my grasp.’

Twilight rolls her eyes. ‘You say that if I take longer than five minutes in the washroom.’

James smiles. ‘Yeah, but I always make it up to you. I haven’t gotten a complaint about a backrub, horn massage or extra kissy preening once.’

The princess laughs. ‘Just don’t tell that to Starlight. At least not the Tanabata story.’

‘That is a very good story.’

‘I was very fulfilled at the end of it.’

‘Care to recreate that memory?’

‘Want to give Starlight another sibling?’

James grins. ‘Only if we recreate it perfectly.’

Twilight smiles, slips under the desk and pulls her husband down with her. There is a knock on the door and Celestia looks in.

‘The remote for my TV doesn’t work,’ the older princess complains. ‘I know I just changed the batteries. Do you mind taking a...’ Celestia stops when she notices the room’s occupants. Her wings stick up. After watching for several moments, she backs away. ‘Never mind. You’re busy.’

Perfect Score works at his desk. The unicorn grits his teeth as a disturbance grows in volume outside. He gets up and goes to his secretary. A large crowd of students has gathered at the front of the school.

‘What is going on?’ the principal demands.

‘It seems we have another visitor,’ the secretary replies.

The last bell rings, causing the students to break to get to class on time. Perfect Score’s eyes go wide when he sees Princess Twilight Sparkle emerge from the students. She says a few kind words to the remaining students as she goes to the front desk.

Twilight smiles at the principal and his secretary. ‘Greetings. I am...’

Perfect Score bows. ‘Princess Twilight Sparkle. It is a honor. How may we serve you?’

‘I am here to inspect your school, Principal Prefect.’

The unicorn’s eye ticks. ‘Actually, it is Principal Perfect Score.’

Twilight checks her mobile. ‘Hmm. Somepony must have input your data wrong.’

‘Clearly since there is no inspection scheduled.’

The princess smiles. ‘As one of my mother’s friends is fond of saying: surprise!’

‘A surprise inspection… Wonderful.’

‘I know! Isn’t it great?’ Twilight checks her mobile. ‘Now, we have a very long list of tasks to accomplish while I am here. “Meet with Principal Prefect.” Check!’

‘It’s “Perfect”...’

‘Thank you for the compliment. Shall we be going?’

Perfect Score takes a breath to compose himself then nods. ‘Very well. I’ll contact security to escort us. We can’t have a princess unprotected.’

‘Don’t worry,’ Twilight replies. ‘I brought my own.’ The princess nods behind her. A pair of unicorn royal guards trot up behind her. ‘Ready?’

‘Prefectly. I mean, perfectly!’

The principal grumbles to himself as he leads the princess away.
…

Near the end of the inspection tour, Perfect Score is at wits end. Twilight makes notes on her mobile. Her guards talk with some students about their duties and how to get into the guards. The princess has gone over every little detail about the school three times. As they leave the gym once more, Twilight looks up from her mobile. She stops in front of a door labeled ‘No Entry’.

‘Excuse me, Mr Score,’ the princess says. ‘What is this door?’

‘Just a storeroom,’ the unicorn sighs. ‘Don’t tell me you want to run a complete inventory of our office supplies.’

‘She did spend a hour making sure all the weights in the exercise room were within ten grams of their advertised weight,’ one of the guards comments.

Twilight turns back and glares. ‘Do you remember what happened to the last guard who tried being smart with me?’

‘Sorry, Princess Sparkle.’

The princess nods. ‘Good.’ She looks at Perfect Score. ‘I would like to check your inventory, though.’

‘It is just office supplies,’ the principal moans. ‘Please, princess. We have gone over every detail of my school countless times.’

‘About three by my count,’ Twilight interrupts, checking her mobile.

Perfect Score takes a deep breath. ‘We have been at it for hours. It is almost time for school to end. I am certain my school has met with your standards.’

Twilight examines the door. She flexes a wing. ‘I think I have gotten everything I need.’ She nods towards her guards. ‘Let’s return to the palace.’

The princess and her guards trot from the school. The principal lets out a large sigh as he returns to his office.

Twilight checks her mobile as she leaves the building. ‘Hope you can make it back without me,’ she says before teleporting away.

The guards sigh and begin their trek back to the palace. One turns to the other.

‘So, what did she do to the last guard messed with her?’

‘He made a lewd pass at her, and she blasted him with enough magic to fry his feathers off for a year.’

‘Brings a new meaning to “flash fry”.’

The guards laugh.

Twilight and James look over some data on a monitor. Twilight retrieves her sonic from where it is plugged into the console.

‘Did you actually see it?’ James asks.

‘I think so,’ Twilight replies. ‘I think it retreated every time it saw me. You saw my notes about where I spotted it, right?’

‘Using the air vents to get to students. Clever.’

‘I am certain it is behind that sealed room. It was the only one we didn’t enter.’

James shrugs. ‘I don’t know. You saw how uptight he was. Maybe he sleeps in there.’

Twilight rolls her eyes. ‘You sound like a foal who thinks his teachers live in the school.’

‘Prove to me they don’t.’

‘Starlight doesn’t.’

‘He lives at a library. That is still a building of learning.’

‘Del doesn’t.’

‘My little angel can live wherever she wants. … Besides. She’s a model.’

Twilight glares at her husband. ‘Weird how you are more okay with our daughter dressing up for the enjoyment of others than you are with her as an educator.’

‘Not like we’re not used to it,’ James replies. ‘Remember when Starlight would wear your dress and crown out for Nightmare Night?’

‘Wasn’t that just last year?’

‘We have a very special boy.’

Twilight rolls her eyes and returns to the data. ‘I think we should move sooner than later.’

James taps some keys. ‘Making the plans for ten minutes ago. Shall we be off?’

The princess nods, dons her crown and goes to the TARDIS doors. ‘Our date nights have gotten really weird these days.’

‘We can always invite your brother to spice things up. You don’t even have to come with those nights.’

‘Five days since we returned and you finally make a comment about my brother. Either your willpower has reached a new high or you are finally learning.’

‘OOO! Do you think we can..?’

‘NO!’

‘Aww~~!’

James sulks as he follows Twilight from the ship.

Twilight and James teleport into Canterlot High School in the middle of the night. James waves his sonic around. Twilight scans the building with her magic. They start making their way through the halls.

‘Looks clear,’ the princess reports.

‘That is, unless he’s a vampire.’

‘Why would he suddenly be a vampire?’

‘Prove to me he isn’t.’

Twilight rolls her eyes. ‘Because my magic would have still detected him.’

‘Like that time three months ago?’ He stops to think. ‘Or was that years. I get those two mixed up all the time.’

The princess glares at her husband. ‘Space vampires don’t count.’

‘You’re just lucky I had space garlic leftover from dinner that night.’

‘I know. The bedroom smelled for weeks.’

James laughs as he sonics open the sealed door. ‘I didn’t hear you complaining.’ He holds the door for his wife.

‘Yeah. Because I was sleeping in Starlight’s room the whole time.’ She starts scanning the room. ‘Did we ever teach him how to do laundry?’

James looks up from a desk he found. ‘You mean the TARDIS has laundry facilities?’

Twilight groans. ‘Stallions.’ She looks through a filing cabinet. ‘Find anything yet?’

James shines a light on a bed. ‘Twenty bits, once you pay up.’

‘That doesn’t prove anything. A lot of ponies have beds in their offices. Besides, it is the middle of the night. Where is he now?’

‘Why did Starlight need to clean his sheets again?’

‘One, eww. Two,’ -- she moves a bookshelf to reveal stairs -- ‘secret tunnel under the school.’

James readies his sonic. ‘Still doesn’t disprove my theory.’

They trot down the stairs to a laboratory. A dark mist slips around in the shadows while the ponies look for clues.

James looks over the equipment. ‘Pretty good for an educator’s salary.’

‘All I heard was “my son needs a raise”,’ Twilight replies.

‘That’s also true. Besides, you must have seen the size of his security.’

Twilight kisses her husband’s cheek. ‘Mine’s bigger.’

‘Damn straight.’

There is a noise from the top of the stairs.

‘Who’s down there!’ Perfect Score shouts.

‘Nopony!’ James shouts back.

The unicorn steps down the stairs. ‘How come I don’t believe you?’

James shakes his head. ‘You have serious trust issues.’

‘Well, if you didn’t lie to him right away...’ Twilight counters.

‘Worked on the Cyber Commander last week,’ her husband huffs. ‘... Or was it last century? I get those two mixed up all the time.’

Perfect Score takes in his guests. ‘Princess Sparkle and that annoying pest from the other day.’ He charges a spell on his horn. ‘Don’t you know breaking into school property is illegal?’

‘Even for a princess and head of the Education Department?’ Twilight asks.

‘Told you my references checked out,’ James adds, sticking out his tongue. ‘I’ll even prove it.’

James takes his wife in his hooves and gives her a big kiss. After a few moments, they stop for air.

‘Was that really necessary?’ Twilight pants.

‘I don’t hear you complaining.’

‘Well, I didn’t say stop...’

James leans towards his wife again.

‘Enough!’ Perfect Score shouts. ‘Your mindless idiocy is as bad as that teacher in Ponyville and his pet changeling.’

‘Those are our foals,’ Twilight growls. ‘Where do you get off talking about them like that?’

‘They are disgusting morons who should have been given a stricter hoof in their upbringing. You should have turned them over to me. I have a way with correcting problem foals.’

‘Would it have something to do with this?’ James asks, pointing his sonic at the ceiling.

The pipes shakes. There is a sharp shriek, and a dark cloud drops into a tank in the middle of the room. Perfect Score yells and runs to the tank.

‘Pretty dangerous keeping a Nightmare, wouldn’t you say Twilight?’

‘Not to mention, highly illegal abusing an intelligent being like this,’ the princess adds. ‘Luna, I think it needs your help.’

There are a pair of flashes as Luna and Celestia teleport into the laboratory. The elder princess blocks the door.

Luna advances. ‘You dare keep a Lunar denizen trapped?’

Perfect Score checks on the cloud. ‘It wasn’t trapped. It was being protected. We were working together to make this world a better place.’

‘It is in its enraged form. You have obviously harmed it.’

The unicorn laughs. ‘It was like this when I found it after that little incident in Ponyville. It had just been abandoned by that traitorous tramp Rarity and was weak. I gave it a place to regain its strength. It gave me power.’

‘We would have detected it,’ Celestia says. ‘It gave you nothing.’

‘Don’t be so sure.’

‘We are certain,’ Luna argues. ‘How else would it have remained undetected?’

‘He is a principal,’ James says. Everypony looks at him. ‘Think about it. A sliver of the creature gets into the student and feeds on a nightmare, possibly about failing a test or showing up to school naked. It is a common dream, so Luna doesn’t spend a lot of time battling those nightmares. All the students that pass through these halls over all those years...’

Perfect Score smiles. ‘We raise a nice little army of perfectly trained, perfectly obedient soldiers.’ He extends a hoof to the cloud. ‘They just need their perfect leader.’

‘Prefect! Don’t!’ Twilight shouts.

‘It’s “Perfect”!’ The cloud wraps around his leg and starts covering his body. ‘In fact, it is going to be more than perfect.’ The cloud swirls around him and flows into his body, changing him into a large, dark green unicorn with a spiky mane and glowing eyes. ‘I’m the Perfect Nightmare!’

James rolls his eyes. ‘Great. We unleashed Nightmare Prefect on the world. Hide your towels.’

‘That is Perfect Nightmare...’ the other stallion growls.

‘He should be slightly weakened,’ Twilight says. ‘Rarity said that her possession felt like getting hit by a gold brick wrapped in a lemon peel.’

Luna readies a spell. ‘I concur, Twilight Sparkle. Be on your guard.’

Twilight charges a spell. ‘I’m prefectly ready.’

Perfect Nightmare faces the princess. ‘The word is “perfectly”! Who educated you?’

‘Her education was prefect,’ Celestia snorts. ‘Everything was well in hand.’

‘The word is… What the buck is a hand?!’

James backs up beside his wife. ‘At least when you have to rezone the district, he gave you the name already.’

‘That’s Nightmare Prefect, not Perfect Nightmare!’

Luna watches the raging unicorn. ‘Sister, Sparkles, are you sure it is wise to enrage a lunatic possessed by a demon?’

‘Perfectly,’ Twilight replies.

‘Prefectly!’ Perfect Nightmare snaps.

‘No, she had it right,’ Luna corrects. ‘There is no need to fly off the handle.’

‘Hoofdle!’

The Princess of the Night huffs. ‘Well, if you are not going to accept my helping hand, then you are prefectly fine to hoofdle this on your own.’

Perfect Nightmare spins around, facing each pony. ‘I am prefectly in control! I am prefect! Everything is under my control. I don’t need your charity.’

‘I believe another term for that is “helping hand”,’ James states.

Perfect Nightmare screams. He shoots magic beams at the other ponies, but they raise magical shields (or hide behind his wife in James’ case) that deflect the attacks upward, slicing through the school. Once the dust settles, Perfect Nightmare stands in the middle of the room panting, the Nightmare slightly pulsing from his body with each breath. There is a bright blue flash behind the raging unicorn.

‘Hey, I saw a light show from my room and wanted to...’ Starlight begins. ‘Oh! Hey, Prefect! Who’s that you sass, you crazy frood?’

The other unicorn spins around. ‘YOU!’

Perfect Nightmare roars and leaps at the younger unicorn.

‘James! Now!’ Twilight shouts.

James slides a rectangular device under Perfect Nightmare and steps on a button. A light green field traps the stallion in midair while the Nightmare is drawn into the device. Once the Nightmare is contained, the device shuts off, and Perfect Score falls beside it. The stallion moans, exhausted. Princess Celestia towers over the fallen unicorn as royal guards rush in.

‘You have a lot of crimes to answer for,’ the princess states.

‘Check the mare’s locker room. You might find some fresh DNA samples of his in there,’ James adds.

Twilight cringes. ‘That is just gross. You just want that charge added to the list.’

‘Where else would he have been when we arrived?’

Perfect Score groans, ‘I was getting a snack, you dolt.’

‘Oh. Sorry. Nobody’s prefect.’

‘That’s “perfect”,’ the other stallion grunts before passing out.

Luna levitates the trapped Nightmare. ‘As for you, I think some magical reform school is in order’ -- She nods at Twilight -- ‘when you and the other Elements are free, of course.’

‘First thing in the morning,’ Twilight replies with a smile.

‘Give or take a few days, right, Princess Sparkle?’

‘Luna~’ the other princesses sigh.

‘What? I think she got it right,’ James says.

Luna smiles. ‘It is great having you back, Mr Sparkle.’

Starlight looks around. ‘What? Nopony is going to thank me for saving the day again?’

The next day. Twilight signs some papers at her desk. James lounges on a nearby couch.

‘Seems like his tantrum damaged half the school,’ Twilight says. ‘Though, most of the destruction seems contained to the cafeteria.’

‘Why does that sound so familiar?’ James wonders.

‘Just glad that is over with,’ the princess sighs. ‘Now, we can get back to normal things like new textbooks and reviewing standards.’

The two ponies work in silence for a few moments.

‘You know...’ James begins, ‘we didn’t really celebrate our victory last night.’

‘What to have in mind?’ Twilight asks.

‘Well, I was thinking we could go out to a nice romantic dinner in Neighpon like we used to, followed by a moonlight stroll through Winsome Falls, ending back here for some dessert and cuddling in bed.’

Twilight uses a wing to sweep her desk clean. ‘Or you could just buck me on my desk.’

The stallion springs up. ‘That works for me!’

Celestia and Luna approach the office. The elder princess knocks on the door.

‘Princess and Prince Sparkle, we were wondering if you would like to join...’ the princess says, peeking in.

Celestia freezes, her wings sticking up.

‘What are they..?’ Luna asks, forcing forward.

The younger princess’ wings shoot up as well. The two princesses watch for a moment before carefully backing away, both beet red.

Celestia politely coughs. ‘I guess they started celebrating without us.’

‘I wish I were still dating Cloudchaser,’ Luna sighs.

‘Oh, please. You two were never that hot.’

‘Were so! More than you and Chrysalis.’

‘Hmpf!’ Celestia turns her nose up as she trots away. ‘Chrysalis is a creature of love, and I have more experience in my left hoof than most pony have in their whole bodies.’

Luna snickers as she flies away.

‘... Not like that!’ Celestia yells, giving chase.

The sisters laugh as they playfully chase each other around the castle.

Author's Note

SCS Timeline: Twilight and James return! Yay!

Story Note: If you are wondering where Ford Prefect got the Nightmare, that was during the Nightmare Rarity arc of the comics.

Title Reference: The last chapter of TWP, Goodbye, Mr Wanderer, which was the last chapter to feature James with his old name. This is the second chapter with Mr Sparkle, but it is the first with him and Twilight back in the cast.

Forged Silver

Main Characters: Silver Spoon, Rei, Steel Forge
Cameos: Luna, Twilight
Original Start Date: March 27, 2015

Silver Spoon is lunching with her friends Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo at an open-air cafe. There is a commotion above them as Derpy plows through a small flock of pegasi. The mailmare lands and approaches Silver's table with a letter in her mouth.

‘Special delivery, Miss Silver,’ Derpy says, setting the letter on the table.

‘Seriously, Derpy? We're eating here,’ Scootaloo complains, earning an eye roll from Diamond.

Silver sighs. ‘Miss Hooves, you know you can just leave any mail for me at my home or office.’

‘But this is really important,’ Derpy protests. ‘It is official mail from the City of Manehattan!’

‘That doesn't sound priority...’

‘But it is from the...’ -- Derpy frowns and looks at the ground -- ‘the city coroner... Sorry...’

Silver quickly snatches up the letter and opens it.

‘What would they want with Silver?’ Scootaloo asks. ‘She's just a business pony.’

Diamond hits her fillyfriend in the shoulder. ‘Don't be insensitive.’ She turns to her friend. ‘What does it say?’

Silver shakes as she puts the letter in her saddlebag, tears streaming down her face and staining her glasses. ‘Its my dad...’ She bolts up but slips and has to catch herself. She jerks around, not knowing what to do or what to say. ‘Thank you for bringing me this, Miss Hooves. I-I...’

‘Go ahead. That's more important.’

Silver nods and tries again to voice her thanks. She gallops away, not watching where she is going.

In her apartment. Silver packs her saddlebag with identifying documents and pictures of her father. She holds a framed picture of her and her father. After a moment, she hugs the photo and starts crying.

There is a knock at the door. Silver collects herself and answers. Before she can see who it is, she is tackled in a large hug by a small pony.

‘I'm so sorry, Gin-chan!’ Rei sobs.

Silver is a little surprised, but she smiles and returns the hug. ‘Thank you, Rei.’

‘I heard everything from Scootaloo. Well, from Diamond after Scootaloo was vague on the details,’ Rei explains.

Silver nods. ‘It is good to know I have friends like you at a time like this.’

Rei releases the hug and backs off. ‘Did the letter say what happened?’

The grey mare shakes her head. ‘No, just that they believe my father has been killed and that they need me to identify and... retrieve him...’

‘I know this will sound harsh,’ Rei says, looking confused, ‘but why you and not your mom or another relative?’

‘I... I don't know. Maybe he really distanced himself from my mom when they divorced.’

‘Hmm...’ Rei stands and blocks the door. ‘You don't have to do this alone.’

‘I'll be fine, Rei.’

The pegasus shakes her head. ‘Starlight told me what happened last time. You are not alone.’ She put on her best concerned-parent glare. ‘I was your pretend mommy once. I'm not taking 'no' for an answer.’

Silver bites her lip, unsure how to respond politely. ‘Um, but what about your, uh..?’ She pats her stomach.

‘Dinner? We can get food on the train.’

‘No. Didn't you tell me you were at the doctor recently because you want a foal?’

Rei's eyes go wide. ‘Oh, that! It won't be ready for a while. They're still making it. That last checkup was so they could collect stem cells to make the zygote before the put it in my belly.’

‘Oh. That's, uh...’

Rei reaches out and puts her hooves on her friend's shoulders. ‘Silver, I know you are scared and are feeling like you want to be alone right now. I just want to be here for you. Please let me come with you. Please stop thinking you can carry on alone.’

Silver tries smiling, but tears form and she starts crying again. She pulls Rei in for a hug. ‘Th-thank y-you, Rei. You c-can come with me.’

Rei returns the hug. ‘We'll leave whenever you're ready.’

Silver nods, not letting go.

Rei leads Silver into their Manehattan hotel room. The pegasus bounces around the room, checking out the amenities. Silver trots to one of the beds and collapses. She raises her head slightly when she sees something on the table.

Rei trots out of the washroom and washes her hooves. ‘I'm thinking of heading out for dinner. Do you have anything special I should pick up for you?’

Her friend points to the table. ‘What's that?’

Rei picks up an envelope. ‘Its for you.’

Silver cautiously opens the envelope. ‘Who could have known I was...’ She stops when she reads the letter.

‘What's it say?’

Silver sets down the letter and takes a moment to collect herself. ‘It says that the pony in the morgue is not my father but if I value his or my safety, I should say that it is.’

‘That's scary.’ Rei gets out her mobile. ‘Want me to call my dad and have him investigate?’

Silver pulls a pillow over her head. ‘I don't know... Give me some time to think, okay?’

‘Of course. You rest here. I'll be back in a bit.’

Rei closes the curtains after checking out the windows. She tests the lock after she leaves. Silver moans and rolls over.

‘Daddy...’

The next morning. Silver and Rei arrive early at the city morgue. Silver's mane is unkempt and she has bags under her eyes from lack of sleep. She stares at the ground, contemplating the letter. Rei stretches a wing over her friend, guiding her around. Once they are inside, she looks around the reception area.

‘This reminds me of my school infirmary back in Neighpon,’ the pegasus comments, sniffing. ‘Dr Shuu was a weird pony...’

A receptionist waves them over. ‘How may I help you?’

Silver digs in her saddlebag. ‘I got this letter...’ she mumbles.

The receptionist takes the letter. ‘Ah. Do you have any proof of identity and any sort of documentation proving you're next of kin?’

Silver silently hands over the documents.

The receptionist nods. ‘Everything seems to be in order. I'll inform the coroner of your arrival. Please wait here.’

Silver and Rei take a seat.

‘Rei... What should I..?’

Rei pats Silver on the back. ‘Whatever you say, you'll make the right choice.’

The friends wait in silence for a few minutes. A door opens. A balding, light grey unicorn wearing a lab coat and eating a sandwich trots out.

‘Sup?’ the coroner states. ‘I hear you're looking for your father.’

The two mares stare in shock.

‘Come on back. We'll see what we can find.’ The mares start following him. ‘Hey. I'm Woody. Nice to meet you.’

‘Uh, I'm Silver Spoon,’ Silver replies. ‘This is my friend Rei.’

‘Wonderful! Great to meet you!’ Woody cheers. He stops and turns to Silver. ‘Oh, and I'm very sorry for your loss. Very sorry.’

‘Its... okay...’

Woody leads them to an operating area. A covered body rests on a table. Woody sets his sandwich on the covered table as he goes to wash up.

‘Uh, should you really be putting your sandwich there like that,’ Silver asks, cringing.

‘Oh! You're right!’ Woody levitates a plate under his sandwich and keeps working.

Rei backs towards the door. ‘You don't happen to have a cousin in Neighpon named "Shuu", do you?’

‘No. Why do you ask?’

‘No reason.’

Woody returns to the covered table and sets down a sealed box. He takes a bite of his sandwich. ‘Here's some belongings your father wanted you to have. Just gotta sign the paperwork...’ He looks for a pen and levitates one from his desk. ‘Here ya go.’ He stops before giving it to Silver. ‘Wait. Where are my manners? You're an earth pony.’ He wipes the pen 'clean' with the cloth covering the body. ‘There we are.’

Rei turns green.

‘Wait,’ Silver says. ‘Aren't I supposed to identify him first?’

‘Well... If you want to get technical...’

‘Show me,’ Silver demands.

Woody uses his magic to pull back the sheet covering the body. Rei watches her friend carefully. Silver stares at the the corpse for several moments. She turns her nose use up and adjusts her glasses.

‘It is not him,’ the young mare declares.

‘Are you sure?’ Woody confirms.

‘Definitely.’ Silver turns to leave. ‘Sorry for wasting your time.’
Rei bows slightly as she gets the door for her friend. ‘Sorry. Thank you for your help.’

The mares trot out of the morgue.

Woody levitates his sandwich. ‘Great. This is going to be a lot more paperwork.’ He takes a bite. ‘Gagh! Dry.’

Silver is even more upset as she trots back to the hotel. That the body was not really her father makes her worry about where her father really is, who would want her in Manehattan, who planted the note in the hotel, and why somepony would want her to lie about her father being dead.

‘That does not make any sense,’ Rei grumbles.

‘Huh?’

The pegasus puts a magazine under her wing. ‘Just a really long run-on sentence in a story I was reading.’

Silver laughs. ‘You're so silly, Rei.’

Rei smiles, happy to see her friend in a slightly better mood. They do not get far in their trek before they are approached from behind.

‘Why didn't you listen to my note?’ a gruff stallion's voice hisses.

Rei spins around and charges electricity on her hooves. Silver hides behind her shorter friend but peeks out to see their stalker. The pony is wearing a raggedy overcoat that covers most of his body. A worn Wonderbolts cap covers his face, but Silver thinks she recognizes the pony.

‘Daddy?’ the young mare asks.

Steel Forge lifts his cap slightly and frowns at his daughter. ‘Why didn't you listen, Spoony? You don't know how much trouble you caused.’

Silver starts crying. ‘I'm sorry. I don't know what is going on. Just the thought of you... And that note... And I thought...’ Her sobbing intensifies. ‘I'm so sorry! I just wanted you to be alive!’

Rei eases up and comforts her friend.

Forge takes a deep breath and removes his cap. ‘Let's find somewhere to talk. I'll tell you as much as I can.’

Forge gets out a handkerchief and gives it to Silver. She collects herself. The stallion covers his head again and leads the mares to a nearby cafe. Rei offers to get them drinks and snacks while Forge finds an out of the way spot for the to talk privately.

‘I'm sorry for scaring you, Spoony,’ Forge apologizes before Silver can say anything. ‘I couldn't get you involved in what I had to do.’

‘It... Its okay,’ Silver sighs. ‘As long as you're back, I'm happy.’

‘That probably won't be for long since you ruined my plan.’

‘And when were you going to let us in on it?’ Rei asks, returning with the food.

Forge takes a deep breath. ‘I was trying to get the ponies after me to think I was dead. That way, I could finish my investigation against them and turn everything over to the authorities.’

‘Are they the same ponies that were after you in Trottingham?’ Silver asks.

Forge nods.

Rei scratches her head. ‘What the hay do you do to be wanted by everypony?’

‘I'm Steel Forge,’ he replies, as if that explains everything. Getting indignant stares, he adds, ‘I'm a metallurgist. One of the best in Equestria.’ He pulls a chain with a ring on it from around his neck. ‘See this necklace? Looks like simple stainless steel or silver and weighs about half a kilogram. If magic is used on it, it feels like several tons to the magic user.’

‘Even Twilight!’ Rei gasps.

‘Any magic user.’

Silver thinks. ‘That... still doesn't explain everything.’

Forge lets out a sighing groan. ‘I didn't want to tell you this, but you're old enough and deep enough in this to know.’ He leans back and sips his drink. ‘When you were a young filly, I was contracted to design various specialized structures. Nothing really suspicious, warehouses and the like. After your mother and I... broke up, I had a bit more time to actually oversee the installations I was designing. It took a while and some detective work, but I found out my employers were actually...’

‘ "Very nice ponies"?’ Rei suggests.

‘Exactly. I was horrified that I was inadvertently helping ponies that could harm Equestria.’ He sips his drink again. ‘I hid most of my money in accounts only you or I could access and started calling in favors to dig up dirt on my employers. The first drive I gave you had only a few locations and details of operations in Trottingham. Since then, I've collected all my old blueprints and gathered counterspells for all of the materials I made for them.’ He sighs. ‘I just hope I can get them to the right ponies before they catch me.’

‘Leave it to me,’ Rei offers.

‘I don't exactly know who you are either, missy,’ Forge snorts.

‘Um, dad, you might not remember, but when I was a foal, I did this project...’ Silver explains. ‘This is Rei.’

Forge stares at Rei for a moment. ‘She's Rei? I thought she was some filly following you around.’

Rei snorts angrily and glares at Forge.

‘Its really her. She can definitely help you.’

Forge scratches his head. ‘I appreciate it, but I don't know how your determination will help here.’

Rei smiles. ‘My daddy is Prince Sparkle.’

‘Oh.’

‘And my birth mommy is Princess Luna.’ Rei's grin grows. ‘I can have the whole Lunar Guard here in a matter of hours.’

Forge stares in shock. ‘That shouldn't be necessary, but any help you can get would be great.’

Rei nods and gets up while dialing her mobile. Silver remains with her father as they try to relax and catch up.
...

Rei returns to the table smiling. Forge laughs after Silver finishes telling a story.

‘Who knew my daughter would grow up to be a heart stealer?’ he jokes.

‘Daddy...’

‘Were you telling him about my brother?’ Rei asks.

‘Rei...’

Forge turns serious and turns towards Rei. ‘So, what did they say?’

‘Luna and Twilight are on their way,’ Rei reports. ‘Daddy isn't coming, but he'll be helping in his own way.’

Forge nods. ‘That's good. I hope they get here soon.’

‘We should get back to the hotel,’ Silver suggests. ‘We can use the rest’ -- she looks at her father -- ‘and a shower. ... No offense.’

The stallion shakes his head. ‘None taken, but I'm not going somewhere private until the princesses arrive. There is less of a chance that we'll be found if we're moving around in public.’

‘But do you have to smell like a gutter? ... No offense.’

‘You'll be surprised how many very nice ponies ignore the ponies who sleep in the street. Best camouflage money can't buy.’ He finishes his drink. ‘We should probably be moving, too. Who knows who could have spotted us by now?’ Forge gets up and heads out of the cafe.

‘Where to now?’ his daughter asks.

Forge smiles at his daughter. ‘Well, I know a good art gallery my little girl might enjoy.’

Silver smiles and nods. Forge leads the mares down the street. Rei watches behind them, just in case. Her efforts are useless when Forge stops. A black carriage cuts them off in front.

‘Rei, get her out of here,’ Forge commands.

Another black carriage cuts them off from behind. Large earth ponies, tough-looking pegasi and even a minotaur surround the ponies.

‘Rei! Go!’

‘Sir?’

‘Just get Silver to safety! Don't worry about me!’

Rei grits her teeth and growls slightly, wanting to stay and fight. She snorts and flies under Silver, flying away as fast as she can.

‘Daddy!’ Silver calls as the ponies close in on her father.

‘Let them go,’ an earth pony in a fancy suit tells the pegasi in his crew. ‘We'll have everything we need soon enough...’

Back at the hotel. Silver paces, worried. Rei explains to the princesses what happened. Luna tries to comfort the worried earth pony, but Silver is too agitated.

‘I have Lunar Guards searching the city. We will find him,’ Luna assures.

‘Sounds like they were tracking you,’ Twilight surmises. ‘That does make sense since your father gave you your... Miss Silver, I need to see your mobile.’

‘I've had it with me since Ponyville,’ Silver replies, getting her mobile from her saddlebag. ‘There is no way they bugged me.’

Twilight gets out her sonic and opens the back of Silver's mobile. ‘They wouldn't need to if they had a mobile stingray unit.’ She runs her sonic over the mobile. ‘They could have tracked, listened in on your calls, and intercepted all your data without you knowing.’ She gives the mobile back. ‘Here. I encrypted your device as well as a few other enhancements. You'd have to be a crazy alien super genius to get at it now.’

‘Like daddy?’ Rei asks.

‘I said "genius",’ Twilight replies, heading to the door.

‘Where are you going?’ Luna asks.

‘I'm going to investigate the local cops,’ the younger princess answers. ‘If there was an illegal stingray in use, either they'll know about it or leave enough clues of a coverup for somepony like me to find.’

‘Very well. Good luck.’

Twilight nods and trots away. Rei gets Silver to sit on a bed with her. The earth pony closes her eyes and takes several deep breaths as she lays her head on the tiny pegasus. Suddenly, her mobile rings. It is an unknown caller.

‘Yes? Who is this?’ Silver demands, answering the call.

We were able to track you. You don't think we could get your number too?

Silver jumps off the bed. ‘I don't care who you are! I will get my father back!’

If you really think that is true, then bring all of the information he gathered to the location we're sending you now.

‘He didn't give me anything.’

Huh. Then I guess you better find it. See you in a hour. Oh! And if there is a hint of a royal presence, you'll be lucky to get a piece of your father back.

The call ends. Silver stares at her mobile. It buzzes a second later as the meeting location arrives.

‘Silver, how can we help?’ Rei asks.

Silver does not respond.

‘Miss Silver Spoon,’ Luna snaps, ‘we can only only help if you talk to us.’

The earth pony nervously gives her friend her mobile and tells Luna what she heard.

Silver and Rei trot through some warehouses near the harbor. The pegasus has her wings up, ready for a fight. Silver's eyes are on the ground and she stumbles a bit as she leads her friend forward. They reach a large lit courtroom between the warehouses. A well-dressed earth pony stands at the edge of the courtyard. Steel Forge is beside him. The gangster's associates can be seen in the shadows.

‘I told you she'd arrive on time,’ the gangster says. ‘You raised a good girl.’

‘Get out of here, Silver,’ Forge growls.

‘She'll be free to go once I get what I want.’ He sees Silver fumble with her mobile. ‘Don't try to call for help. We're jamming all signals in the area.’

‘No respect...’ Rei mumbles.

Silvers trips as she steps forward. She picks herself up and faces the gangster. ‘I-I couldn't find what you wanted.’

‘Well, that's not good.’ The gangster draws a gun. ‘You can leave now.’

‘But I can pay you! I have a thousand bits on me right now. I can get thousands more by tomorrow.’

‘I can pay too,’ Rei adds. ‘Name a number. Six, seven a dozen zeros. I can get it.’

The gangster shakes his head and taps the gun to his temple. ‘It is not about the money. It is about safety. All of the money in Equestria doesn't mean anything if you can't protect it. Phone banks, data servers, buildings full of stolen and "imported" goods. Any halfwit cop with basic sleuthing spells can see through them. The buildings your father made for us are worth more than what they contain. If we can't make more or if their secrets are compromised, everything is lost.’ He takes a breath and shakes his head again. ‘If you don't know where your father's plans are, then there is only one computer with them left. And I guess I have to erase the hard drive.’ He points the gun at Forge's head and pulls the trigger.

Silver's eyes go wide and her legs give out the instant the shot is fired. The shock is so much that she does not notice Rei arcing electricity at the gangsters and flying at them in a rage. She stares at her father's dead body as the world goes dark around her.

The next thing Silver is aware of is sitting on a bench at a police station. Cops gallop back and forth in front of her. She can hear Luna issuing booming orders in a backroom. She slowly looks around and a white blur darts straight towards her.

‘Thank Luna, you're back,’ Rei gasps. ‘You were completely out of it. We were going to take you to the hospital, but the cops wanted to see us first.’

‘Wha-what's going on?’ Silver shakes her head. ‘No. I just want to leave. I want to go home.’

Rei frowns. ‘I'll see what I can do...’ She gets up to talk to an officer.

Silver groans, covers her eyes and tries to forget everything.

Silver stands in the hotel shower, staring into the water. No matter how hard she tries, she keeps thinking about her father's last moments. She sighs and gets out of the shower. She climbs onto one of the beds. Rei dropped her off before returning to the police station to answer more questions.

Before Silver can wrap herself up, there is a knock at the door. She opens the door, revealing Woody on the other side.

‘Did I come at a bad time?’ the unicorn asks.

Silver resists ripping off his horn and shoving it somewhere uncomfortable, but she just responds bluntly, ‘Yes.’

‘Oh. I'm sorry. I'll just leave this here then.’ Woody sets a box at the door and turns away.

‘What is this?’

‘I told you earlier. They are some things your father wanted you to have.’

‘I told you earlier. That pony wasn't my father.’

‘I know, but that is from your father.’

Woody trots away, whistling a jaunty tune. Silver looks at the box and takes it inside. She sets it on the bed and opens it. There is a note on top.

Dear Spoony. Please turn the contents of this box over to the nearest royal guard or somepony associated with the princesses. I heard you know Princess Twilight's son. He'll do nicely. I hope to see you soon. PS: The top envelope is for you.

Silver opens the top envelope. It is filled with pictures of her and her father. There are even pictures of them with her mother. Silver just stares at the photos as the door opens behind her.

‘I'm back,’ Rei declares. ‘I told them everything they wanted to know. They agreed not to stress you further right now, though mommy had to help make that point. If you still want to go, you just relax and I'll pack our things.’

Silver looks at Rei, tears streaming down her face. Rei trots over and gives Silver a hug. The younger mare buries her head in Rei's chest and sobs her eyes out.

Author's Note

So yeah. This is a chapter I wrote and wanted to exist in SCS canon. I think it may have had a happier ending when I first imagined it, but I'm sticking with the death and crying. Try and stop me!

... The next chapter has Sweetie Belle and seaponies. Enjoy!

Sweet Tempo

Main Characters: Sweetie Belle, Tempest
Cameos: Lyra, Rarity, Octavia, Moon Glow, Image
Original Start Date: March 8, 2015

Sweetie Belle sits in her afternoon advanced music theory class, bored. She stares out of the window, watching pegasi fly about over her school and the rest of Canterlot. She sighs as Lyra enters the classroom to begin her lecture. The older unicorn settles her class.

‘I know we were going to discuss the (sadly) short-lived postmodern folk fusion movement this week,’ the lime unicorn announces, ‘but we have a special treat in store.’ The students murmur. ‘A special guest instructor has arrived and will be giving a series of lectures and even some recitals of a rarely encountered musical genre.’ She looks towards the door. ‘Miss Tempest, if you would like to join us.’

The students gasp in awe as the new instructor enters the classroom. Sweetie stares in amazement at what she sees. An earth pony pushes a tank of water to the front of the class. In the tank, a seapony leans over the side, taking in the class, her iridescent scales shimmering in the light and her long red hair shining like rubies. She rests her foreleg-like forward pectoral fins (or are they fin-like forelegs) on the edge of the tank while wing-like back pectoral fins rest in the water. With her horn, she looks like a very fishy alicorn princess.

‘Greetings. I am Tempest,’ the seapony introduces, bowing slightly. ‘I will be your new instructor during my stay in your lovely city. I will be teaching you about seapony music and culture as well as demonstrating our love for singing.’ She takes in the class. ‘I am sure you have all heard legends of sirens or kelpies using their singing magic to lure ponies to do their bidding. Fortunately, I do not have the specialized gems required for such a task. You will be free from my control.’ She smiles coyly. ‘That is, unless you fall for my charms.’ She laughs. ‘Now, any questions before we begin?’

Nearly every student raises a hoof or shouts out their questions. Sweetie sighs and watches her new teacher.

Students file out of the classroom, talking about the guest teacher. Lyra and Tempest discuss the lecture at the head of the class. Before she can leave, Sweetie is caught by Lyra's magic.

‘Sweetie Belle! Can we have a word with you?’ her instructor calls.

The young made groans and trots to the front of the class. ‘Yes, Miss Heartstrings?’

Tempest uses her magic to pull over a wheelchair and starts climbing out of her tank.

‘Miss Heartstrings is my dad's name. You know you can call me Lyra.’

‘What?’ Sweetie replies flatly, missing the joke.

‘What?’ Lyra jumps a bit, as if shocked, then calmly rolls her eyes. ‘Anywho! I'd like you to show Tempest here around the city a little.’

‘Why me?’ the younger unicorn huffs.

‘For one, you have a lot in common. You just need to get to know each other.’

Tempest gets herself settled in the wheelchair and tests it out a bit.

‘Also, we hired your sister to make her some special magic dresses, so you are both going to the same place anyway.’

Tempest adjusts her fishy bum in her wheelchair. She extends a fin-hoof to Sweetie. ‘Thank you for your help, Miss Belle. I can't wait to get to know you.’

Sweetie takes the fin. ‘Uh, likewise?’

‘Oh, you're much more friendly than that!’ Lyra encourages.

‘Sorry. I'm just a little weirded out.’

Lyra frowns. ‘Just make sure you get her to Rarity's soon. We don't want our guest to be left high and dry.’

‘Good idea,’ Tempest agrees. She wheels herself forward. ‘I am a little uneasy with this thing, so we better hurry.’ She stops at the door. ‘Unless you plan on letting me bathe in every fountain along the way.’

‘Before you go, want to see all the pictures I took of my son since yesterday?’ Lyra asks.

Sweetie groans and leads Tempest from the classroom. They travel through the halls together, getting many stares and comments from the other students. Behind them, Lyra finds a random student to whom she can brag about her son. Tempest does her best to keep up as Sweetie rushes ahead.

Outside of the building, Sweetie hurries for the gate, but she is stopped. Tempest releases her from her magic when she catches up.

‘I know we joked about rushing,’ the seapony pants, ‘but there should be time if we travel at a more leisurely pace.’

‘Sorry. I just wanted to get you to my sister as fast as possible.’

Tempest nods as she wheels herself beside her guide. ‘Understandable. I am excited to see Rarity again too.’

‘You know my sister?’

‘We met once before,’ Tempest explains. ‘We fought beside each other against the fiend Orthros.’ She frowns. ‘Well, we stood by and watched as Miss Octavia disemboweled it.’

Sweetie nods knowingly. ‘That sounds just like her. Did it call her short?’

Tempest laughs. ‘You know it!’

They laugh as Sweetie leads the way to her sister's shop.

Sweetie and Tempest arrive at Rarity's shop in no time. Along the way, the two ponies exchange their stories of the adventures they had surrounding The Master's attack. Tempest is surprised to hear about the strange creature Sweetie and friends battled.

‘Rarity! I'm home!’ her little sister declares, leading Tempest into the shop.

‘Sweetie Belle, show some decorum,’ her sister scolds, trotting from a backroom while working on some hemming. ‘I could have been with a customer. More to the point, we have a very special guest coming over, so be on your best...’

‘Yeah. I know. I brought her.’

Rarity lowers her work. She squeals with delight when she sees Tempest. ‘Tempest, darling! It is so wonderful to see you again! It has been too long!’

‘It is truly a pleasure, Rarity,’ the seapony replies, half bowing. ‘I am just glad there are no large purple monsters around that we have to vanquish.’

Rarity bats a hoof. ‘Oh, just my hubby-wubby, Spiky-wiky, but he is busy helping Princess Twilight and won't be back until later.’

Tempest looks confused.

‘He's a dragon,’ the mare clarifies.

‘As long as he isn't covered in tentacles and behaves like a bad Neighponese cartoon...’

‘That's only when they ask for private time,’ Sweetie quips.

‘Sweetie Belle!’ her sister snaps.

The young mare snickers as she heads up to her room. ‘Sorry. I'm leaving. I have plans with Image.’

Rarity rolls her eyes. ‘You always have plans with Image. You should stay and entertain our guest with me. I'm sure he'll understand.’

‘Oh, I'd, uh, love to, but...’

Sweetie disappears around a corner. A second later, there is a loud thump from a nearby house.

Rarity seethes, her eye twitching. ‘The little brat escaped out the window.’ She takes a deep breath and turns to her guest. ‘Now, let's get you into your new dresses. We don't want your skin to dry up now, do we?’ She trots away. ‘Come now. Tell me everything you've been up to since we last met.’

Tempest wheels herself after Rarity, telling her all of her current events.

Sweetie Belle lays on her coltfriend's couch while he works. Despite currently doing digital art, Image Crystal has a paintbrush in his mane, brush side down, and his hooves are covered in clay. He keeps drawing and deleting the same lines on his project.

‘... I mean, I have nothing against her,’ Sweetie states. ‘It is just that the fish half is so weird.’

‘Uh huh,’ the artist replies. He turns his monitor so Sweetie can see it. ‘Does this pose look natural to you?’

Sweetie analyzes the drawing and tries contorting her body to match. ‘Looks natural, no. Possible, maybe, as long as the next scene has her chiropractor realigning her spine.’

Image groans and goes back to work. ‘Drawing superheroes has gotten less fun since I started dating somepony who does this stuff for real.’

Sweetie laughs and goes back to lounging. ‘So, what about what I was talking about?’

‘About what?’

‘Whatsherfish the seapony.’

‘Oh, right. Lady Tempest, visiting from the tropics. I think it is really cool that you get to meet her while she is here for the negotiations. She has a wonderful voice, but I'm guessing all seaponies do.’

Sweetie sits up. ‘How the hay do you know all of that?’

Image smirks. ‘Because, unlike you, my darling cutie, I pay attention to the news.’

‘I do too!’ the unicorn replies looking slightly ashamed.

‘Tabloids and gossip columns don't count.’

Sweetie frowns and looks away pouting. Her mobile rings. ‘Hello? ... Yeah, it is me. Who's this? ... Oh, uh, hey, Tempest. I was sorta just talking about you. ... Dinner? Well, uh, I'm with my col-...’

Image waves to get Sweetie's attention.

‘Excuse me.’ She covers the microphone. ‘What?’

‘You should totally go out with her,’ Image replies.

‘What? Why? What about our plans?’

‘Our plans were waiting until I was finished working then ordering pizza followed by watching a movie that we'd ignore halfway through when our making out turned into passionate love making.’

Sweetie stares back, half confused, half angry. ‘I happen to like our plans.’

‘Sweetie!’ Image begs.

The mare growls and rolls her eyes. ‘It seems I am suddenly single, so I'll be glad to join you for dinner. ... Don't say that! I have a coltfriend! ... I know what I said! So where are we meeting?’ She holds her mobile away for a moment to get a map to the restaurant. ‘Okay. See you in a bit.’ She hangs up and glares at Image. ‘Happy?’

The stallion nods. ‘Very. And while you're there, ask her if she'll model for me.’

Sweetie groans and starts dialing her mobile.

‘Calling Rarity to tell her the change in plans?’

‘Ordering you dinner now, because you'll start working again and forget to eat. I don't want to do any food play when I get back here just because you skipped dinner.’

Image grins playfully. ‘I thought you said we...’

‘I know what I said!’

Sweetie arrives at the restaurant in a fine gown, having stopped at home to pick one out and failing to realize the convenience of meeting Tempest there instead. The maitre d' shows her to the table where Tempest is waiting. Along the way, Sweetie's trained hearing allows her to overhear almost everypony around her talking about the seapony. She rolls her eyes at all of the gossipy comments.

‘Thank you for joining me,’ Tempest says as her guest sits. A translucent blue dress covers her body, keeping her hydrated with magical gems.

‘It is not like I had someone better to do,’ Sweetie replies, looking over the wine list.

‘What?’

Sweetie gives her order to the wait staff and turns her attention to her host. ‘I'm surprised you invited me and not Rarity.’

‘I invited her too, but she suggested that it just be us instead. Then when I saw her beau...’

Sweetie smiles. ‘Spike is a the best there is. He's very sweet.’

‘Yes, I gathered that, but he is barely a teen by dragon standards and bigger than my dad... Anyway, everypony says we have a lot in common, so I guess spending time with you is a good thing.’

‘Yeah, I'm getting that a lot too...’ Her drink arrives and she sips it.

‘It could mean that we're the same age, and we have... darker skills than just singing.’

‘Just because I can act a little...’

Tempest gives Sweetie a stern look. ‘You know what I mean. I joined our nation's military just to see more of the world. I almost never use the spear skills or magics they taught me, but I do get out of the capital more than if I followed a more traditional path.’

Sweetie leans back and sips her wine. ‘I really do like traveling too. I wanted to be just like Rarity when I was growing up, but I never realized how much time she spends working in her shop. I've seen all of Equestria, Canidia, Dimondia and even Mexicow thanks to my talent.’ She snickers a bit. ‘Still trying to find a way to get the school to sponsor a trip to the Carriagebean.’

‘It is very nice there,’ Tempest replies. ‘Warm water. Lots of sun. Plenty of fish. Occasional hurricanes outside of Equestrian weather zones.’ She snickers a bit. ‘Those are really fun to fly in.’

Servers arrive with salads for the young mares.

Sweetie starts eating her salad. ‘I hear you're from that area.’

Tempest shakes her head. ‘Not really. That is just where I was stationed. Daddy didn't think we'd see another kraken attack in my lifetime.’

Sweetie chokes a bit. ‘Kraken?’

‘Oh, just something an annoying old earth pony tried unleashing to get us to approve shipping lanes straight through one of our cities.’ The seapony snorts. ‘We deal with enough of your garbage, thank you very much.’

‘What about the rest of the oceans?’

Tempest eats while she thinks for a moment. ‘The northwestern part of my ocean has dragons. The other side has pirates that are constantly fighting griffins, thestrals, Deerope and all the other small nations in the area. Mom's ocean has constant ship traffic between Equestria and Neighpon, Equina, Inucheon, etcetera.’ She scowls. ‘And the less that is said about the southern ocean, the better.’

Sweetie nods, eating. ‘That sounds like a l-...’

‘Then there are the problems under the sea with the kelpies and sirens getting into mischief. I swear, if the kelpie and its water sprites got beyond the dam on their way into their breeding grounds, the can get past it on their way out without destroying anything.’

‘Oh! That happened to my hometown one time!’ Sweetie cheers. ‘Thankfully, Princess Sparkle was there to help.’

Tempest groans and tries to focus on her meal.

Sweetie eats for a bit, pondering something. ‘Wait. You're a seapony, but you said there are kelpies, like you're different. Isn't that the same thing?’

The seapony moans. ‘Ugh. I hate this. Seapony is more of a blanket term. There are a lot of aquatic creatures that are pony-like and are lumped together as "seaponies". Merponies, kelpies and sirens are some of them.’

‘I don't think I ever heard of sirens...’

‘They mostly keep to themselves after the legendary Star Swirl the Beardfish sealed a group of them in another dimension for attacking Equestria.’ She raises a glass of wine. ‘To Princess Dusk and her sacrifice to bring peace.’

Sweetie joins in the toast. Servers arrive with the diners' entrees.

After eating a bit, Tempest asks, ‘So, tell me more about yourself. You probably haven't spent your whole life singing at the academy.’

Sweetie finishes eat a bite, takes a sip of wine and smiles. ‘Let me tell you about the Cutie Mark Crusaders...’

Sweetie Belle arrives at her afternoon class excited to hear what Tempest is going to teach today. She is more than a little surprised to see Moon Glow talking with the seapony guest. Sweetie sighs and joins her friends.

‘That sounds like a wonderful idea, Miss Moon Glow,’ Tempest states. ‘I look forward to our performance later.’

Moon Glow smiles. ‘I'm glad to hear that.’ She notices Sweetie. ‘Ah! Just the mare we were talking about. How do you feel about performing tonight?’

‘Well, I wasn't re-...’

‘Because I have you booked to sing with Tempest at her recital later.’

Sweetie glares at her 'friend'. ‘And you were going to tell me this when?’

Moon Glow laughs evilly. ‘When I needed to.’

Before Sweetie can argue, Tempest takes her hoof. ‘Miss Octavia is going to lead the ensemble. This will be so much fun. I know it.’

Sweetie takes a deep breath and looks at her friends. ‘Fine. I'll do it. Just give me a copy of the music so I can prepare.’

Moon Glow gets out a few sheets of music. Sweetie takes them and finds a seat so she can review the songs. Lyra marches into the room and heads straight for the lectern.

‘Sorry, I'm late,’ the mare apologizes. ‘We can begin the lecture now. But first, who wants to see pics of my son?’

The class moans in disapproval.

‘It is going to be on the final.’

The class moans louder.

After the recital. The performers gather backstage to wind down. Moon Glow helps Octavia with her cello. Sweetie gives Tempest a water bottle to soothe her throat.

Octavia collapses on her cello case once it is packed. ‘I'm starved!’ she complains. ‘I don't care where we go as long as I get plenty of fancy food!’

‘Who wants veggie burgers!’ Vinyl Scratch asks, entering with several white and red bags. ‘Figured ya would be hungry, so I stocked up early.’

‘In-N-Out? Really?’ Octavia scoffs. ‘You do this every concert.’

‘I never hear you complaining,’ her friend retorts. She levitates a cup in front of the earth pony. ‘Neapolitan?’

Octavia glares and growls subtly as she snatches the shake. She digs in while Vinyl distributes the rest of the food. Sweetie hungrily devours her burger and shake.

‘Don't get it too soggy,’ Vinyl jokes as she give a bag of food to Tempest.

The seapony tries her first veggie burger and likes it. ‘I'm going to miss stuff like this,’ she sighs sadly.

Sweetie looks at her friend, confused.

‘You should just find some point to quibble over in the negotiations,’ Octavia suggests. ‘I'm sure the princess wouldn't mind.’

Tempest shakes her head. ‘The plans have nearly been finalized. We're just waiting to hear back from my parents for their approval.’

‘That's a shame. It has been nice having you around.’ She sips her drink. ‘Maybe you can become the ambassador.’

‘It will likely be one of my older siblings,’ Tempest moans. ‘I'm one of the youngest in my family, so it probably won't be me.’

‘If you need somepony to put in a good word for you, I'd be happy to,’ Octavia offers.

‘Thank you. We'll see.’

The performers go back to eating, leaving Sweetie thinking about about the conversation she just heard.

The next morning. Sweetie Belle arrives at school earlier than normal. After a bit of asking around and viewing Lyra's latest slideshow starring her son, the young mare finds where Tempest is staying.

Sweetie visits the hotel Tempest is staying at. When she arrives, Tempest is slipping into a new magic dress for the day.

‘Sweetie? This is a surprise,’ Tempest greets. ‘How can I help you?’

‘What were you talking about with Octavia last night?’

‘What do you mean?’

‘You said you were leaving soon.’

‘Ah.’ Tempest climbs into her wheelchair. ‘It is true. I was only visiting Equestria to help finalize plans for an embassy. I had to beg my father to allow me this assignment.’ She frowns. ‘I'll probably have to do more begging just to get him to let me come back.’

Sweetie thinks for several moments. ‘Ambassadors are usually assigned by stuff like diplomatic skill, connections and experience, right?’

‘That's usually how...’

Sweetie magically pulls Tempest's wheelchair behind her as she rushes from the suite. ‘Come with me.’

The seapony tries stopping her abduction. ‘Where are you taking me?’

‘You already have connections in Canterlot. Time to get you some experience in the heart of pony culture.’

‘We have duties! You have school!’

Sweetie turns to face her friend. ‘Do you want to spend your last days in Equestria in boring meetings and performing for my school, or do you want to get more experience in pony culture than all of your siblings combined?’

‘I have a lot of siblings, you know.’ Tempest sees the determination in Sweetie's eyes. ‘Let's do it.’

‘Great!’ Sweetie gallops ahead, pulling the wheelchair faster.

Sweetie pushes Tempest's wheelchair off a train as soon as it arrives at the station. Ponies of all tribes mill about, getting on and off the train. Most are unfazed by the seapony in their midst. Sweetie pushes her guest through the station without stopping.

‘You still haven't told me where we are,’ Tempest huffs.

‘Just the greatest hub of pony culture imaginable,’ Sweetie answers, pushing Tempest out of the station. ‘Welcome to my hometown of Ponyville.’

Around them, Ponyville buzzes with activity. The bazaar is filled with ponies selling their wares. Applejack can be heard making a pitch for her apples. Derpy flies by on her mail route. Silver Spoon, Inkie and a group of farmers meet with Flitter and some weather ponies at a nearby cafe to discuss the rain schedule. Scootaloo flies past, too groggy to notice her friend. Twilight's castle glitters in the morning sin.

‘Every type of pony lives in Ponyville,’ Sweetie explains. ‘You can see how real ponies live and work in perfect harmony.’

Tempest takes in everything, amazed. ‘Wow. Thanks.’

‘I'll try to show as much as I can,’ -- she starts pushing Tempest again -- ‘but first, we're hitting Sugarcube Corner. I skipped breakfast and am starved.’

They head into the town to begin their tour.

A train pulls into Canterlot station in the late afternoon. Sweetie and Tempest are immediately approached by Octavia and Moon Glow as soon as they exit.

‘About time you show up, Miss Belle,’ Octavia comments.

Tempest wheels herself in front of her friend. ‘It is not her fault. I wanted to...’

Octavia holds up a hoof, silencing seapony. ‘We know what Sweetie did.’

‘She called me from the train this morning,’ Moon Glow adds.

‘What?’

Octavia starts pushing Tempest's wheelchair. ‘Sweetie told us that she was taking you on this little trip, so I arranged for your appointments to be rescheduled.’

‘You weren't worried for my safety?’ Tempest asks. ‘I'm literally a fish out of water.’

‘Heavens no! If anything happened to you, Sweetie would answer to me.’

Sweetie trots beside her friend and boss. ‘Everything was well in hoof, even if it seemed a little rash.’ She turns to Moon Glow. ‘By the way, we have receipts.’

Moon Glow groans. ‘Great. I knew you'd do something annoying to get back at me for the recital.’

‘Speaking of which,’ Octavia interrupts, ‘Tempest and I have a performance scheduled. We will catch up later.’

Octavia leaves with Tempest. Sweetie and Moon Glow head to dinner, with Sweetie telling her friend about the day.

Sweetie trots to her afternoon class. It is Tempest's last day as guest instructor. She wonders what her friend has planned for her last lecture. Before she enters the classroom, she spins to intercept an attack but is tackled in a flying glomp.

‘I have great news!’ Tempest cheers in her friend's ears.

Sweetie retracts her hidden blades. ‘What is it?’

Tempest lets her friend up and climbs back into her wheelchair. ‘My parents are appointing me as ambassador to Equestria. We didn't have to go to Ponyville either, but they were very impressed that I got out to see more of the country.’ She squeals. ‘I'm so excited. We'll be able to see each other all the time now.’ She heads to the classroom. ‘You're going to have to show me everything.’

‘That's great. I look forward to it,’ Sweetie replies.

She enters her classroom, happy for her friend and looking forward to getting home and washing the smell of the hug away.

Author's Note

Story notes: Bit more world building with a Sweetie focus. I wanted to make all members of the League of Harmony more visible, so Tempest was brought back to lead the way for seaponies. I worked in a bit of merponies and kelpies from the comics and sirens from Rainbow Rocks. All are designed differently, so that had to be accounted for.

Settling on a solid seapony description for Tempest was tough too. I had previously left the descriptions vague, but I knew I needed a standard to go by now that three other examples were shown. I settled for what felt like a mid range between merpony and siren with regular pony features (wings and horn) added. I've seen art all over the place on this subject and tried my best for a common ground but leaning merpony.

Final story Note: If a kelpie or siren appears, I will refer to it as such. Seaponies and merponies are essentially interchangeable with me with the preferred term being seapony.

Character note: Tempest has appeared previously in both parts of League of Harmony in TWP and in The Master Game.

Fun fact: The last time Tempest appeared, Bon Bon had just gotten pregnant with her and Lyra's son. By now, Lyra has gone full Col Hughes in the months since her son was born.

Father’s Day

Main Characters: James, Presea, Juliet, Satsuma, Rei, Starlight, Del
Cameos: Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Scootaloo
Original Start Date: March 17, 2015

‘Mom. Wake up!’ Juliet calls. ‘Eat br-fast, Mom.’

Pinkie Pie yawns and looks around groggily. She has a very elaborate breakfast in front of her, complete with both pancakes and waffles, fresh fruit from across Equestria and several kinds of juice. Juliet stares at her mother, waiting for her to dig in. Presea takes another pancake from the large stack and starts munching on it.

‘Happy br-fast, mom!’ Juliet cheers.

Presea raises her forelegs in cheer too, but she keeps eating.

Pinkie takes a waffle. ‘Girls, you know you're not allowed in the kitchen without a grownup. How did you make all this?’

Juliet looks at her sister then back to her mom. ‘We love mom.’

‘Well, they had some help,’ a new voice adds.

Pinkie sits up to see who else is in the room. She spots James sitting at a desk with a small meal of his own.

‘Good morning, Pinkie,’ the stallion greets.

Presea finishes her pancake and cheers, ‘Da!’

‘James? What are you doing here?’

Juliet goes over to her father who picks her up. ‘Taking the day off and decided to see my kids,’ he explains. He gives one of his waffles to Juliet. ‘Since I knew I'd be stopping by, I came here first to make you all breakfast.’

‘Shouldn't you be doing princy or ministery things instead?’ Pinkie asks before eating an entire bowl of berries.

‘Well, I did have a press conference the other day...’
...

James stands at a podium, in front of a microphone. ‘Have you tried turning it off and on? Next question.’
...

‘Anyway!’ the stallion exclaims, dodging the question. ‘I have a favor to ask you.’

‘Sure. What is it?’

‘Well, since I'm going to be in town for the day, mind if I take Presea and Juliet with me?’

Juliet's jaw drops at hearing the request. She immediately drops her waffle and hops around the room shouting, ‘Dad!’

James calmly places a pancake on his daughter's head, confusing and silencing her. ‘So, what do you say?’

‘I guess it is okay...’ Pinkie replies. ‘They seem to be happy to spend time with you.’

‘Excellent!’ James stands. He places his girls on his back, Presea climbing to her dad's head to get a better view and making room for her sister. ‘I'll have them back before dinner. Toodles!’

James marches out of the bedroom, carrying his daughters. Pinkie just laughs and finishes her breakfast.

James trots through Ponyville with his daughters still on his back. Juliet munches on a slightly-purple pancake. James enters the bazaar and spots a familiar face setting up shop. He slips behind a stall for a moment and whispers something to his daughters before slipping back into the crowd and sneaking up on the pony.

‘Mista.’ ‘Purp!’ Presea and Juliet say.

Applejack turns around to see father and daughters laughing like silly ponies. She sighs and shakes her head. ‘Been a while since somepony called me that,’ she chuckles.

James sets the twins at the stall and gives Applejack a small hug. ‘Come by the castle more. I'm sure I can order a guard or several to say it.’

Applejack shakes her head. ‘Nope. 'Sides, what brings ya here?’

‘Isn't it obvious? I'm spending the day with my kids.’ He motions to where he set the twins. They have wandered off and are digging through Applejack's stock.

Presea sniffs an apple. ‘Mals.’

‘Pinks must be happy t' have 'em off her hooves fer a bit. Jus' don' let 'em too far outa yer sight.’

‘Oh, what's the worst that can happen?’

Juliet starts tossing an apple in the air, trying to juggle it.

James looks around expectingly. ‘Anyway, is my son around? I did say I was trying to spend the day with my kids. All of my kids.’

‘If he doesn' want extra chores fer a month, he should be at school right now.’

‘I think I can bust him out.’ He leans in close. ‘I know somepony in the Education Department.’

Applejack glares at the stallion. ‘Ya ain't takin' our son from school and that's final.’

James shrugs. ‘Worth a shot. It's been about a decade or so since Twi or I did any hooves on parenting. Figure I might as well help where I can since I seem to have more children than I thought.’

‘That's good o' ya, Ah guess. Jus' don' get too disappointed if thin's don' always work out well.’

James nods. ‘Fix everything using time travel. Got it.’

Applejack glares, again.

‘Oh, it is not like I'm going to run off for another five hundred years. I might be a mere lad of eight hundred or so, but my adventuring days are over. I'm in more of a "family-focused slice of life comedy" mode right now until I have to switch to "wacky grandpa" mode.’

There is a small crash from the stall. The twins are fighting about reorganizing the apples. Juliet has hers arranged by appearance while Presea's are by type.

‘Dad! She cheat!’ Juliet complains.

‘Lie!’ Presea argues.

James picks up his two daughters. ‘Okay. Enough apples for now. If you have too many, Theta might not show up anymore.’

The fillies snort and look away from each other as they settle on their father's back.

‘Now, say "bye" to your Aunt AJ.’

‘Bye, AJ,’ the twins sigh.

Applejack laughs. ‘See ya 'round. Don' be strangers.’

‘See ya,’ James replies, heading away. ‘Watch out. Twilight will want to get together soon.’

‘Ah look forward t' it!’ Applejack calls, cleaning up her stall.

‘Mom should never have given you that card,’ Starlight complains as his father sets his sister on his desk.

Starlight's class watches as their new guest writes his and his daughters' names on the board. Satsuma smiles, happy to see his dad again. The Cakes watch the Pies, ready to bolt at the first sign of trouble.

‘Oh, you're just being fussy,’ James sighs. ‘You used to love spending time with your parents. Spending a day playing video games with me. Making your mom play dress up with you.’ He laughs. ‘You looked so silly in her crown.’ He shrugs. ‘But it went with her dress, so it is all good.’

The class laughs at their teacher's behavior.

‘Picsoritdidn'thappen!’ Satsuma shouts.

Starlight looks at his brother and snorts. ‘You're just jealous because I looked fabulous.’ His mobile buzzes and he turns back to his father. ‘And posting four hundred pics on Twitter won't change it.’

James laughs. ‘I guess not.’ He turns to the class. ‘Hope you're enjoying the family comedy act. In case you're wondering, yes, I am Starlight's father, and I'm just here to see my kids for a bit. Speaking of, those are my lovely daughters Presea and Juliet.’

James motions to Starlight's desk. Presea is making notes in one of Starlight's books. Juliet is quietly staring at the Cake twins, making them sweat.

‘And while I'm disrupting your class,’ James continues,‘who wants to hear embarrassing stories about your teacher?’

All of the students, even Freya, raise their hooves.

Satsuma aims his mobile at his father while the first story starts. ‘This is the best lecture ever.’

Inkie clears the table after lunch, allowing Rei and her father to keep chatting. Presea keeps playing with her chopsticks while her twin begs to sit on her dad's lap.

‘Very wonderful meal, Rei,’ her father compliments. ‘I haven't had that much Neighponese food since Twi and I saved that lunar denizen.’

‘She insists on eating for two,’ Inkie explains, trying to take a chopstick from Presea. ‘Two of her. Before she is even pregnant.’

‘Caco~!’ Presea moans, trying to keep her toy.

Inkie stops fighting and looks at James. ‘And you're her father, maybe you know why my niece keeps calling me that.’

James laughs. ‘You'll figure it out soon enough.’ He gives Rei an affectionate gesture to the head. ‘Speaking of soon enough, when is your next appointment with your doctor?’

Rei cuddles against her father. ‘Not until next week. They are still testing my cells for complications since I came from another universe, but everything seems to be normal.’

‘Normal as any of us are,’ her father adds, hugging her and resting his head on hers.

‘It might go faster if the Prince of Science would throw his weight around a bit...’

Presea looks at her father and sister. ‘Prin sci?’

‘Cheat, dad!’ Juliet encourages.

James gives his girls another affectionate gesture to the head. ‘I think I've done enough cheating in regards to making this family complete. This is one area you ponies have to figure out on your own.’

Rei and Juliet moan, but Presea nods in agreement.

‘I should be getting back to work before Silver gets back,’ Inkie says. She passes a window and sees Scootaloo returning to Rei's shop. ‘Looks like my boss beat me to it...’

‘Give Silver a hug for me!’ Rei cheers, hopping up to see her wife out.

Inkie kisses Rei. ‘Only if she'll let me.’ She heads downstairs and out the backdoor.

Rei turns back to her family. ‘Who wants a pegasus ride back to my shop?’

‘Me~~~~~~!’ Juliet yells over Presea's response.

James sets Juliet on Rei's back. ‘Okay. You can ride with Rei. Presea gets to ride with me.’

Juliet gasps. ‘No! I ride wit' dad!’

James laughs. ‘That's what I figured.’

He switches his daughters and heads downstairs with Rei flying behind. They go out the front and through The Power Block.

‘Hey, boss,’ Lucas greets.

‘Hey, Lucas.’ James looks over his shoulder. ‘Okay, girls. Just like we practiced.’

‘You.’ ‘Fired,’ the twins state.

Lucas groans. ‘You're barely back, and you taught them the fundamentals.’

‘Gotta start early,’ James laughs. ‘First, teasing you. Then comes beating Mare-io blindfolded. Then, multi-universal wormhole theory.’

‘Ooo...’ Presea gasps.

‘Dad smart like Juli!’ Juliet exclaims, hugging her father.

‘Can't you be more like your mo-...’ Lucas begins. ‘I mean, sis-... I mean, brot-... Aunt Inkie?’

James and all three of his daughters glare at the unicorn as they leave the shop. They head across the street to Rei's shop, Juliet still glaring.

‘Hey, boss,’ Scootaloo greets.

‘Tori-chan!’ Rei replies, diving over the counter to hug her employee.

The twins take one look at Scootaloo and cover their ears. The adults notice the foals' behavior and stare angrily at Scootaloo.

‘Seriously? In the same house as my infant daughters?’ James grumbles.

‘Or even anywhere in town, with Scootaloo's volume,’ Rei adds.

Scootaloo starts sweating. ‘So, uh, how about that hoofball match last night?’

The other adults just shake their heads disapprovingly.

Presea and Juliet sit on Del's desk, staring up at her nervously. The changeling leans down and smiles a wide grin, showing off her fangs.

‘Have you been good girls today?’ Del asks.

The twins nod, shaking a little.

‘Good...’ Del replies, her horn glowing. ‘In that case, you deserve... ’ -- she dumps a pile of sweets on her desk -- ‘candy!’

The twins jump in surprise then start digging in when Del backs off. James sighs and shakes his head.

‘You need to spend more time with your sisters,’ he says. ‘I don't want them thinking that changelings are creatures that will kidnap them from their home while they sleep at night.’

‘Sorry, daddy,’ Del replies, nuzzling his cheek, barely missing poking him with her horn. ‘I never really think about that.’

‘It is fine.’ He leans up and gives her a kiss on the cheek. ‘You're still my little angel.’

Del coos and smiles again. She gives her father a big hug, practically smothering him.

‘How are things otherwise?’ James asks. ‘Everything okay at home?’

Del nods, levitating a lemon sucker from the candy pile. ‘Mm, hmm. Living with Silver is a lot different than living with you or Rei. She's been showing me all sorts of new movies and shows.’

‘Oh? So you're a fan of musicals and reality programs now?’

‘No... It is just fun seeing new things I never would have thought about on my own.’

‘And it gives you something to talk about with Rarity when she asks you to model for her.’

Del moans. ‘I usually just chat with Sweetie Belle since she doesn't get to visit Apple Bloom and Scootaloo that often.’

‘It is good that you're keeping up with your friends. I hope you are making new ones too, like Stormy's sister or any of your old classmates.’

Del just moans again and intensifies her hug. There is yell from the desk.

‘No! Presy! Share candy!’

‘Uh uh. My!’

‘Presea, share with your sister,’ her father scolds.

‘You heard daddy,’ Del adds, levitating a hoof-ful of lemon drops.

James looks up at his daughter atop him. ‘You know... Your mom is looking for somepony to be the face of a new inclusiveness campaign. A famous changeling model who is also a teacher would be perfect.’

Del frowns. ‘That would be good... In the horror films Diamond and Silver like, changelings are often the "monsters". ’ She growls. ‘It is even worse since Celestia made peace with Chrysalis since actual changelings play those parts now.’

‘So you'll do it?’

Del rests her head on her dad's head. ‘If mommy has really been looking for somepony to do this, how come you just asked me now?’

‘Because the plan was just approved in about ten seconds from now.’

Del eases away so she can look down, confused. Her mobile buzzes in her desk, startling her sisters. James gets up and retrieves the twins while Del answers her mobile.

‘I'll give you some privacy. Love ya, Del,’ James says, heading to the door.

‘Love you too, daddy,’ Del replies before continuing her conversation with Twilight.

‘Mind if you have some visitors?’ James calls, standing beneath Satsuma's treehouse.

The colt looks out and sees his father. He nods excitedly. ‘Yeah. Come on up.’

In the clubhouse, Satsuma is jotting down notes from his whiteboard. James glances at the board and gives a quiet laugh. The twins look at the board, but Juliet quickly turns away to explore her brother's fort.

‘Just give me a second to get this down,’ Satsuma says. ‘Then, you, or they, can play around with my boards if you need to.’

‘They're just babies,’ his father replies. ‘How would they know how to use a whiteboard?’

Satsuma stares back, incredulously. ‘Yeah. The others might play along, but I know there is something up with them.’

James laughs and sits by his son. ‘Maybe you're right.’

Father and son sit silently side-by-side for a moment before Satsuma sighs.

‘Say it,’ the colt grumbles.

James smiles mischievously. He pulls his son in close and holds his mobile out in front of them. ‘Smile and say "I told you so!"’

Satsuma groans. ‘You didn't have to do a selfie too...’

‘That wasn't a selfie. But the Vine I just took is now on Freya's wall. ... And she just made it public. ... Starlight gave it a thumbs up and RT-ed it.’

Satsuma moans and facehoofs. ‘This is almost as bad as Rei having Princess Luna give me a "bad future" nightmare about the repercussions of cheating on Freya.’

‘Did the world get destroyed in the end?’ his father asks. ‘Those dreams are only worth it if that happens.’

Satsuma thinks for a moment. ‘Sorta. Yeah. The dream was about some future war between Equestria and the zebras that ended in nuclear holocaust. It was like a bad video game with the levels of narm I was shown.’

James laughs. There is a loud crash as a bookshelf falls over.

Juliet dashes over and hides behind her dad. ‘Preseadidit!’

James looks in the other direction from the crash. Presea is calmly working at Satsuma's whiteboard. Satsuma lets out a sad sigh, seeing the mess his sister caused.

‘It is not good to lie, Juliet,’ her father scolds. ‘Now, help your brother clean up.’ He gets out his sonic. ‘I'll fix the damage you caused.’

Juliet frowns. ‘Sorry, 'Tsuma.’

Satsuma shakes his head. ‘Its okay,’ he sighs. ‘As long as nothing is too broken... ’

The ponies go to fix the shelves. Presea notices and joins them.

James returns to Pinkie's home just as the sun sets. Juliet is barely hanging onto her father's back, exhausted from having to help Satsuma with his books. Presea flips through a book her brother let her borrow. Pinkie springs up as soon as they are through the door, giving all three a large hug.

‘Yay! You're home! Safe and sound!’ Pinkie cheers.

‘We had a lot of fun. Didn't we, girls?’ James says.

Neither twin responds. Juliet yawns.

‘Aww! You must have been busy,’ Pinkie coos, picking up Juliet. ‘Well, Pinkie has a big dinner planned that will perk you up!’

‘I might have to take a rain check,’ James responds. ‘Twilight should be expecting me.’

Pinkie frowns. ‘Okay. But I want to see both of you back here soon.’

James gives Pinkie a friendly nuzzle. ‘I promise.’

Pinkie picks up her daughters as James leaves. Juliet makes a pillow out of her mom's hair and falls asleep.

Presea holds up her book. ‘Mom. Red.’

‘Advanced Beginner's Physics? Who gave you this?’

‘Ushi.’

‘Huh?’

There is a knock at the door. Pinkie answers. Twilight and James are on the other side.

‘This is a royal inspection,’ the stallion states. ‘We'll start with the dining room and go from there.’

Twilight hits her husband in the gut. ‘So, I heard you wanted to see me about a big dinner. I'll be happy to discuss it over some food and a hoof massage.’

Pinkie laughs. ‘Oh, Twilight. You're so silly. Come on in. Everything will be ready in a bit.’ She leads her guests inside.

Author's Note

This chapter being published near any culture's Father's/Parent's Day celebration is purely coincidental.

Character Note: The twins, especially Juli, are a little random with their level of word mastery in this chapter. I wanted them to be higher than their last 'major' appearance, Siblings, but lower than their next appearance. That ended up not working, but their knowledge, skills and personalities will be based more from this chapter than ones written before this one.

Story Note: I consider this chapter to be a bit of 'Genius Bonus: The Chapter' due to some small things I put here and there. Enjoy finding them all!

Death of Harmony - The Loss

Main Characters: Lots
Cameos: Many
Original Start Date: August 6, 2013

Warning: This chapter relies heavily on knowledge of Rebirth of Harmony. Check it out. It is a fun read.

Alba holds Razzly and sobs. The unicorn does her best to comfort her friend, but cannot help but cry as well.

‘Please come with me,’ Alba begs. ‘I never want to leave you again.’

‘I’m sorry, Alba,’ Razzly apologizes. ‘As much as I want to stay by your side, my father needs me more. I don’t want to leave him all alone when the world ends.’

Alba squeezes her friend tight. ‘You are too good. I hope the other Razzly is as Generous as you are.’

‘There’s another Razzly?’

‘That is how I knew you were staying. Everypony who is staying has a counterpart in the other world already.’

Razzly smiles. ‘Then I am sure you will be friends with her too.’

‘I hope so...’

‘Alba... Who do you think I am? No matter what world we are from, we’ll be friends.’

The princess giggles. ‘I believe in the Razzly who believes in me.’

The unicorn laughs in return. ‘And I believe in the Alba who believes in herself.’

The friends laugh and hug one last time.

Helios trots with Apple Pie through the orchards.

‘Are you sure you don’t want me to beat you with a tree and have them keep you there this time?’ the younger brother offers.

‘Nope,’ Apple laughs.

‘It is going to suck not having you around. Who will I go to when I need to feel better than somepony?’

‘If you need a big brother to emasculate you, Technis is going too.’

‘Right... And the other version of dad says he has a son who is older than me too. Joy.’

‘See! Plenty of ponies to put you in your place. What do you need me for?’

The brothers stop outside of the farmhouse. Apple Bloom comes out with a box.

‘Just promise me when you see her sister to tell her thanks for everything she ever did for us,’ Helios says.

‘And when ya see mah sister, give her a big hug fer me too,’ Apple Bloom replies. ‘Anyway, we got ya somethin’ fer ya t’ take t’ remember us bah.’

Helios opens the box. He levitates Applejack’s hat. ‘This is...’

‘I know that Applejack said it looked good on me, but I want you to have it,’ Apple Pie says. ‘Just don’t rip a hole in it for your silly horn.’

Helios adjusts the hat on his head. ‘I just hope you got all the sweat out.’

‘Please, that is the only sweat your brow has ever felt, your highness.’

Helios laughs and hugs his brother. ‘I’m going to miss you,’ he weeps.

‘You were the best little brother I could have hoped for,’ Apple Pie replies, crying.

The brothers hug and cry for a few more moments before backing away. Helios wipes a few more tears before saluting his brother and readying his teleportation spell.

Rei zips around Canterlot Castle. The soldiers and staff ignore the excited mare as she flies overhead. She even nicks a piece of candy out of an extended hoof as she zooms through a room. She loops back and returns to the candy room.

‘Told you that would get her attention,’ James gloats.

Twilight groans and rolls her eyes. ‘At least she is here on time.’

‘More please!’ Rei begs, holding her hooves out. ‘I love the alien candy you get me.’

James laughs and gives his daughter more candy.

‘Rei, I know you are excited to be here,’ Twilight begins, ‘but you have to understand the circumstances behind your parents reaching out like this.’

Rei slows her snacking and looks away. ‘We all saw Celestia’s announcement. We know it is sad times.’ She looks up and smiles. ‘But I heard my brother and sister were coming, so that makes me happy.’

Actually, it is brother*s* and sister*s*.

The family looks at a display. King James and Queen Luna smile back. Rei tenses up, nervous from head to hoof.

‘Brothers and sisters?’ Twilight asks.

Her father can explain that one to you, Queen Luna snorts.

Well, uh, when a killer assassin is very drunk and uses martial arts to pin you to the ground... King James stammers.

‘Don’t worry. We’ve all been there,’ James replies.

Twilight and Queen Luna growl at their husbands.

‘Mommy?’ Rei finally squeaks.

Hello, Full Moon. It is good to see you again, Queen Luna greets.

‘Mommy! I missed you so much!’ Rei tries wiping her tears. ‘Even before I knew you were my mommy, I loved you so much. I love you, mommy!’

It is okay, dear. We get to see each other now. I am happy for this opportunity.

James smiles. ‘Helping Rei find her family again. This is the happiest I have been in five hundred years.’

Twilight nuzzles her husband. ‘Me too.’

You’ve really grown up to be a beautiful mare, King James compliments.

Rei blushes and kicks the ground. ‘Thank you...’

‘Her wife thinks so too,’ James adds.

Queen Luna gasps. You’re married! How wonderful! What is her name? What is she like? I want to know everything!

‘Um, I am married to Inkie, uh, Marble Pie. Pinkie’s little sister,’ Rei responds.

King James nods. She is a very good pony. She helped rebuild Sweet Apple Acres, you know. I approve.

‘Too late. I approved of her first,’ James counters.

It is not your genes she is passing on, the king snorts.

‘Technically, they are... if they would finally allow Lyra’s company to do their thing.’

You should be getting our data on the field. Maybe they can use it.

‘It only took them five years after they met to finally get married. As long as I am a grandfather before I am nine hundred, I’ll be happy.’

In that case, I wouldn’t hold your breath.

‘DADDY!’ Rei shouts.

Both James hold back laughs as their wives groan again.

Queen Luna shakes her head. Full Moon... I know it is many years too late, but... She chokes back a tear. We’re really sorry for never telling you the truth. We thought it was for the best.

King James looks away. I’m even worse. I avoided seeing you since it would hurt too much knowing that we would be losing you.

Rei frowns. ‘I forgive you. I forgave you a long time ago. I may have been mad once, but not anymore. How can I be mad at my family?’

Thank you, Full Moon. Queen Luna smiles. It warms our hearts to know you grew up to be such a fine mare.

Rei hugs James. ‘That’s ‘cause daddy is the best! Helo and Alba will love him too!’

Don’t forget Technis and Rainbow, Queen Luna adds. They are crossing too.

‘Technis? The Octavia x Vinyl Scratch wannabe?’ Rei asks. ‘He’s my brother too?’

King James rubs the back of his head. L-l-like I said, crazy, drunk, horny ninja assassin in my bedroom...

Rei smiles. ‘I bet Octavia is real proud of him.’

She was...

‘Oh...’

The group sits in silence for a moment.

Queen Luna clears her throat. Um, James, Twilight. I know this is a bit late, but I bet you are wondering why we wished to speak with you as well.

‘The thought had crossed my mind,’ Twilight replies, ‘but I’ve been thinking more about how big a hug I am going to give my son when I see him next.’

See that it is a big one, the queen replies. The reason I asked you here is because there was something I have kept from James all this time. Seeing you two reminded me of what it was going to be. She takes a deep breath, nuzzles her husband and turns back to the others. My wedding gift to you was going to be making you a princess. I couldn't think of anypony better to rule at my side than Twilight Sparkle. It is good that in one universe things went the way they were supposed to go. I am glad to have seen you, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

‘Thank you. I am glad you had a chance to see your sister again. When Rei told us what happened to her...’

Seeing Celestia was an added bonus. Unfortunately, we should be going soon. Helios just returned, and we want him and Alba to cross as soon as possible.

Rei steps forward. ‘Before you go, just know... I love you, mom, King Sparkle.’ She frowns. ‘I’m sorry I can’t call you “dad”... I mean, I can call Luna-sama and Fluttershy-sama “mom”, but as for daddy...’ She looks back at James and smiles.

King James smiles and nods. I understand. I am glad you found a version of me that was able to raise you right. I would have been quite upset if I found out he did anything wrong.

‘Well, he did stop giving Rei-chan an allowance when she was only seventeen...’ the young mare hems.

‘You owned a shop,’ James grumbles. ‘Now, you own two shops!’

‘He still won’t give me an allowance...’

‘And ponies think you let Scootaloo off too easy...’

The king and queen laugh.

We have said this many times, but you have raised our daughter well, Sir James, Queen Luna compliments.

‘Technically, it is Prince Sparkle, but I really don’t like using a title. My wife is the only one that deserves one.’

Twilight... King James says.

‘Yes?’

I never stopped loving you, though technically you know that already since you still lived up here. He taps his head.

‘I am sure you and your Twilight would have been as happy as me and my James.’

Mom! I’m back! Helios calls from off screen. He whimpers, I need hugs...

Sorry. Duty calls, Queen Luna says. We’ll be contacting you and Luna as soon as we’re ready to begin.

The queen moves to turn off the communications device.

‘Wait!’ Rei cries. ‘Goodbye. I love you...’

We love you too... Rei, King James replies.

Goodbye, my darling, Queen Luna adds.

They turn their connection off. James comforts his weeping daughter.

‘I got to see them again...’ Rei sobs. ‘I got to show you to them... I got to...’

‘It is okay,’ James coos. ‘We have been so honored to meet your family.’

‘My family...’ Rei shakes her head. ‘They were the ponies who gave birth me. You and Inkie and Starlight and Inkie and Satsuma and you and Del and Inkie and especially you most of all are my real family.’ She pokes her father’s chest ‘And if you don’t welcome my siblings into my family as well, I will make your life a living hell!’

‘Language, young lady,’ James laughs.

‘Just for that outburst, we’re going to have to take you out and get you as many garden burgers as you can eat and top that off with a trip to your favorite ice cream parlor,’ Twilight scolds.

‘Then can I have my allowance!’ Rei beams with joy.

‘You own two shops!’ James shouts.

Rei laughs and flies ahead. James sighs. Twilight snickers at her husband. He laughs, shakes his head and chases after his daughter with Twilight right behind them.

King James leads Rainbow Pie, Helios and Alba through his TARDIS. The three younger ponies are in awe, having rarely seen inside their father’s ship. The king stops in a large room with a circular pad on the floor.

‘Rainbow, don’t touch that!’ King James scolds as he manipulates some controls.

The pegasus frowns and retracts a hoof that was about to touch a console.

‘Sorry for being short, but I want you to be safe as soon as possible.’ The king activates the pad. ‘This is the Chameleon Arch. It will change you so you will be able to make the crossing.’

Rainbow raises a hoof. ‘Question! Why me too?’

‘You have a unique cutie mark. We need to stabilize your mark before you can cross.’

‘Oh...’ The pegasus frowns. ‘Will that change my insides and DNA like with my little sibs?’

King James shakes his head. ‘No. It will only change your cutie mark. Everything else will be the same.’

‘Great! Because Lucky Heart isn’t coming so we spent the night together.’ She rubs her belly. ‘I should have about a liter of him with me!’

The alicorns give the pegasus a disgusted look.

‘Anyway...’ the king groans. ‘You just have to settle on one of your cutie marks. When you have picked one, we can change you.’ He turns to his other kids. ‘Have you picked a tribe to be as well?’

‘Unicorn,’ both siblings say at once.

Rainbow closes her eyes and focuses. Her cutie mark changes to a trio of rainbow-colored balloons. ‘Ready!’ She smiles at everypony. ‘What? I want something to remember mom by.’

King James smiles. ‘You mother would appreciate that. You are Laughter, like her, after all.’

Rainbow frowns. ‘Not for too much longer though.’ She sets a necklace with a cloud-shaped gem next to her father.

‘I almost forgot about those. I guess I was just trying to deny it...’

‘I have Apple’s,’ Helios says.

‘Razzly gave me hers, and I got Shaun’s already,’ Alba adds.

King James takes a deep breath. ‘We’ll get to that after we take care of you. One thing at a time...’ He sighs and shakes his head. ‘Okay. Who’s first?’

The princesses stand before a swirling portal. James continually scans it with his sonic. Shining stands ready in case something goes wrong. There is a flash and the portal stabilizes. A shimmering window to another world replaces the nondescript tube of nothing.

Helios and Alba hug their parents and say their goodbyes. They go to the portal. Helios takes a breath and steps forward. The former prince slowly looks around as he arrives in the new world.

Alba breathes deep. ‘Feels good to actually interact with this world this time.’

‘Do you feel like static electricity is covering your body?’ Helios asks.

The young stallion shouts as Rainbow taps his horn, causing a spark between them. The pegasus giggles at her prank, flying off to explore.

‘Welcome to Equestria,’ Celestia greets bowing.

‘It is a pleasure to meet you,’ Luna adds.

Helios bows. ‘Thank you for helping save our citizens.’

‘We can begin moving more ponies through the portal as soon as you are ready,’ James says.

Queen Luna nods. We’ll inform all our emigrants.

The queen leaves to guide the travelers. King James maintains the portal from his end. Seeing that the crossing was successful, Shining repositions the guards to be ready for the new arrivals.

‘Helios, when they are ready, will you assist us in greeting the new arrivals?’ Luna asks.

‘Of-of course, mo-, uh, Princess Luna,’ the unicorn replies.

‘Alba, you can help me with the organization and relocation,’ Twilight offers.

The young mare nods excitedly in response.

‘Excellent! But I think there is somepony who wants to see you first.’

‘Huh?’

‘ALBA-TAN!’

Alba is tackled in a hug by Rei. The older sister hangs from the younger one’s neck.

‘Rei!’ Alba cheers, returning the hug.

‘I missed my little sister.’ Rei rubs her cheek on Alba before dropping to the ground. She turns and leaps on Helios, giving him a big kiss on the cheek. ‘Hey, little brother!’

Helios blushes. ‘H-hi, Rei.’

A throat is cleared behind the siblings. ‘Please release my coltfriend,’ Krile demands.

Rei lets go. She darts around the new unicorn, taking her in. ‘You are such a cutie! And smart too. Oh! A musician.’ She makes a positive motion towards Helios. ‘Good job. I approve.’

‘You must be Rei,’ Krile surmises. ‘I always expected the big sister to be, you know, bigger.’

Rei holds up a hoof. A spark of electricity arcs between the new arrival and the pegasus’ electric field. Rei laughs and flies away before she gets yelled at.

‘Miss Krile,’ Luna interrupts. ‘Helios had mentioned your relationship. Since he will be staying here to help with the evacuation, we had a room prepared for him. I can show it to you while we wait for your queen’s return.’

‘Thank you, Queen Luna.’

Luna laughs. ‘I am only a princess here.’ She looks at her sister. ‘And that is all I ever need.’

Luna shows Helios and Krile away, discussing the plans with the former prince. Alba looks around a bit more. Celestia and Cadance smile at the visitor. She smiles and waves.

‘There’s my little sis!’

Alba looks up. Starlight trots into the ballroom. The young mare’s smile grows, and she greets the young stallion with a hug.

‘So good to see you again, big bro.’

Starlight laughs. ‘I knew you were more huggable than you seemed.’ He backs away. ‘Hey, want to get mom and prank our grandparents again?’

‘Starlight...’ Twilight scolds from across the hall.

Alba blushes. ‘Well, uh, they aren't really my...’

‘Sure, they are! And if we didn’t have school tomorrow, I would have brought Del, Satsuma, Presea and Juliet with me to introduce you to all your new siblings!’

‘N-n-new siblings... But we’re not related...’

‘Dad, what does the sonic say?’

‘Same thing as for Rei,’ James replies, pointing his sonic at Alba. ‘She is half me, half Lu-... That’s odd.’

Twilight looks at the result and her eyes go wide.

‘Dad?’

‘Nothing!’ both parents exclaim.

Starlight snorts. ‘Anyway, want me to show you around while you wait?’

Alba shakes her head. ‘No thanks. I have a feeling it is going to get very busy, very soon.’

‘Roger. I’ll get everyone snacks and drinks then.’ He turns to Celestia. ‘Extra cake?’

‘You know it.’

‘Princess!’ ‘Auntie!’ Twilight and Cadence scold.

‘If she doesn’t want to fit through the door, let her,’ James moans.

‘James!’ ‘Mr Sparkle!’ Twilight and Celestia scold.

‘A little help please!’ a voice calls from the portal.

The royals look back. Celestia gasps and tenses up. Twilight’s eyes go wide with shock. An amber unicorn with yellow and crimson mane is pulling a sled filled with books through the portal.

‘Push harder, Sunset!’ Corona yells.

Alba trots over and helps pull the sled. ‘Moving entire sections of the library at the time now, eh?’

‘Well, it is not like there was a spare field for us to teleport the whole library here at once.’

Alba and Corona laugh and drag the sled. Sunset pushes the sled through and collapses.

Celestia leans towards Twilight. ‘I thought you said she wasn’t the same...’

‘I never saw her before now. I didn’t know!’

‘Twilight Sparkle not knowing something?’ Corona fakes a gasp. She laughs and turns to Alba. ‘Told you she is not as perfect as you think.’

‘Oh, hush,’ Alba snorts, trotting over. ‘Princess Twilight, Princess Celestia, Princess Cadance, this is Corona Shimmer and her little sister Sunset Shimmer.’

Corona bows. Sunset flies around the books, making sure they are undamaged.

‘It is a pleasure to meet you,’ Celestia greets.

‘Likewise,’ Corona replies. ‘I was a little nervous thinking about meeting you. In our world, you are sort of my grandmother.’

‘Then this must be a great shock seeing me for the first time. I hope we can get along.’

Sunset swears as she pushes the sled of books.

‘We’ll have to talk some other time,’ Corona laughs. ‘Queen Luna allowed us this time to move as many books as we could while she organizes the first wave of travellers.’

‘I look forward to spending time with you, Corona.’

Corona smiles and nods. She goes to help her sister with the books. Shining and several guards help with the sled and the next one that is forced through the portal. The princesses sigh, knowing it is going to be a long day.

Rainbow Pie flies around Canterlot castle. She passes one room then flies back when she notices it is decorated for a party. She marvels at the decorations.

‘Ooo. Pretty.’

‘Thank you!’ Pinkie cheers, popping up from a behind a table. ‘I wanted to make all the new arrivals feel welcome.’

The pink pony is tackled in a hug.

‘Mom!’

Pinkie giggles. ‘I get that a lot, but you aren’t my Juli.’

‘Sorry.’ Rainbow helps Pinkie up. ‘I’m from the other world. You’re my mother. I’m Rainbow Pie.’

Pinkie gasps so hard she lifts from the ground. ‘I have a cute pegasus daughter from another world to play with!’ She grabs Rainbow in a rib-crushing hug. ‘I love you so much!’

‘I love you too. I just wish Apple was here to meet you...’

‘Applejack?’

Rainbow shakes her head. ‘No. Apple Pie is my big brother.’

‘OH! He’s the pony James and Twilight and Applejack met that one time.’ Pinkie frowns. ‘AW! I never get to meet anypony from another world... except you!’

The mares hug again.

‘Who is Juli?’ Rainbow asks.

‘Juliet and Presea are my daughters. You have to come to Ponyville. They will love you.’

‘I lose a brother but get two sisters.’ She scrunches her cheeks. ‘So awesome!’

Pinkie giggles. ‘Want to help me prepare for the welcome party? You can use my party cannon.’

‘I have one of those too!’

The mares whip out their party canons.

‘Is that the Mk VI?’ Pinkie asks.

‘More or less. My mom gave it to me when I moved to Cloudsdale so I can throw pegasus parties.’

‘AH! I’ve never thrown a pegasus party. Not even when Rainbow Dash joined the Wonderbolts.’ She kicks her cannon, spraying confetti all over a table of treats. ‘Stupid special party cannon that James made for me and Twilight enchanted with her magic.’

‘Daddy made your cannon?’

‘James is your daddy too?’

Rainbow nods. ‘Me and Apple and Rei and Alba and Helios and Technis and... I think that is it.’

Pinkie giggles. ‘He really can’t keep it in his pants, can he?’

‘But he doesn’t wear pants.’

The mares laugh at the joke.

‘Speaking of foals! My coltfriend should have me loaded to bear!’

Pinkie puts her ear to Rainbow’s belly. ‘Sorry, but nope!’

Rainbow scowls. ‘Damn it, daddy.’

‘It was probably for the best. You don’t know what would happen when it passed through the portal.’

‘It could have ended up being some weird off-pink creature that walks on two legs, has weird wiggly things for forelegs and wore clothes all the time!’ Rainbow gasps.

‘I know. Scary.’

Both mares shudder. They then laugh. ‘I like you!’

The mother and daughter continue chatting about both their worlds and families.

Krile paces in her room. Helios is out helping Luna, but the young mare cannot help but worry. There is a knock on her door. A grinning white unicorn with an electric blue mane and deep purple sunglasses waits on the other side.

‘Hey, sis-in-law,’ Technis greets. ‘Do ya know where Corona went?’

‘Sorry. I haven’t seen her since I crossed. You might try the library.’

‘Sweet. Thanks.’ He looks at the other unicorn. ‘Are you okay?’

‘What? Yeah...’

‘Come on. You can tell me.’

Krile looks away. ‘Well... It is just that I am worried for everypony back home. I want to know they are doing okay...’

‘Of course they are okay! Why wouldn’t they be?’

‘Our universe is ending! That is why!’

Technis frowns. ‘My universe ended the day I got these.’ He taps his sunglasses. ‘Life goes on, if a little emptier. I, at least, have Corona to help me keep living. You have Helios. That hole will be filled.’ He smirks. ‘And if he is anything like me, he can fill a lot.’

Krile cringes. ‘You’re disgusting.’

‘Don’t blame me if he got our dad’s genes.’

‘Ugh. At least you two don’t have the same mother or what you and your wife do would basically be incest.’

Technis’ grin grows. ‘Do you think that means Celestia will give us titles since we’re family?’

‘If she does, then Helios and I deserve them from his mother too.’

‘Heh, heh. Good point.’ Technis turns to leave. ‘Hey, Pinkie and Rainbow asked me to play a set at the welcome reception later. Come on by. I only have a few of my mixes ready. I am sure a live musician will help soothe the journey.’

‘I’ll think about it.’

‘I hope to see you there.’ He takes a few steps then stops. ‘My mom is still alive here, ya know. Maybe we can see her once everything dies down a bit.’

Krile takes a deep breath. ‘A lot of ponies are still alive here. … Maybe this is the right world after all...’

‘The right world made better now that we’re here.’

Krile looks away and starts closing the door. ‘... I’ll tune my instruments just in case. Art and Science of Wandering, right?’

‘Want the Club, 8-bit or 20% Cooler Remix cued?’

‘Surprise me.’ Krile closes the door. ‘If I show up...’

The next few days are spent welcoming the new arrivals to Equestria and getting them settled and relocated. The ballrooms and courtyards constantly have ponies passing through and camping in them. The trains and airships work around the clock to transport everypony to every corner of the world. Helios, Alba and the royals are in a state of exhaustion from the constant greeting and assisting the immigrants. Even Pinkie, Rainbow and Technis lose their energy after keeping the welcome party going through the whole transition.

James trots to the portal. He carries a tray of coffee on his back. Each of the royals levitate a cup for themselves. The earth pony huffs and takes the last cup before turning to the portal.

That should be the last group, Queen Luna reports.

We will keep the portal open as long as we can for any stragglers or for anything else you could need, King James adds. Not too much longer though. The Eye of Harmony is getting pretty drained, and the Element of Loyalty has cracked.

‘Thank you, dad,’ Helios replies. ‘Any bit of extra time will be great.’

Queen Luna frowns. `It probably might not be much time. The stars are nearly gone. It could be days or hours...’

‘Mom...’

Helios turns away. Princess Luna comforts the upset stallion.

‘What do we do now?’ Celestia asks.

We don’t know, Queen Luna sighs. She takes a deep breath. If it is all right with you, James and I would like to spend our last moments together. We can find a guard to watch the portal.

‘Very well.’ Celestia bows. ‘It was a honor meeting you.’

It was great seeing you again, sister.

Helios looks up. ‘I’m going to miss you, mom. I love you.’

Take care of my kids, me, King James says.

‘They are in good hooves, me,’ James replies. He looks back at the former prince. ‘I’ll keep watch. You can go be with your sisters. I am sure Rei and Alba will want to be with you right now.’

Helios nods and goes to his sisters’ room. The king and queen leave the portal. Twilight leans against her husband as they watch for any pony to return.

Celestia sighs. ‘If you are okay here, I am sure I have a large backlog of work to catch up on. I’ll be back as soon as I can.’

‘As will I,’ Luna agrees. ‘I will check on the new arrivals and return shortly.’

The older princesses trot away, trying not to discuss the current events.

‘James, about Alba’s scan...’ Twilight starts.

‘I’m okay if you are,’ her husband replies.

‘What about the others?’

‘Helios seems to have latched on to Luna, and Rainbow and Pinkie are the best of friends. As for Technis...’

‘I contacted Octavia’s school. They are willing to interview him for a teaching position. Otherwise, he would just become another of their field agents.’

James nods. ‘And the others?’

‘I am fairly certain Pinkie has already hired Rainbow.’

‘Tru dat.’

‘Alba and Corona both taught at their version of Celestia’s school. Perhaps we can bend some rules for them.’

‘Whatever you see as best. And Helios?’

Twilight takes a deep breath. ‘I have no idea. He worked so closely with his mother that there isn’t really a good spot for him. I’ll talk with Luna about it.’

‘Sunshine is looking to retire.’

‘Former Element of Kindness leading the Lunar Guard. I’d just as soon expect Fluttershy to drop a bear.’

‘Well, considering how she lost her virginity...’

‘And how many regenerations did you want to use up before our next anniversary!’

James laughs and kisses his wife. She snorts. They return to watching the portal.

Technis trots into a ballroom. Pinkie and Rainbow are cleaning up the last party. Rainbow’s mane seems flatter than usual.

‘What up, big sis and auntie!’ Technis greets.

‘Oh, hey, Technis,’ Rainbow replies.

‘Yeah, so, Corona and I are going to hit up a museum, then do dinner and come back to help Sunset with her new library.’

‘That’s good.’

‘Yeah. We heard that one of my friends back home has a whole gallery here. I hope that this Image Crystal is just as cool.’

‘Might be.’

‘Then, of course, we have to see how this world’s In-N-Out compares.’

‘It is the best!’ Pinkie comments.

‘That’s high praise.’ Technis turns to his sister. ‘So, wanna join us?’

Rainbow half smiles. ‘Thank you, but I don’t really feel like doing anything right now. I mean, our home is about to be destroyed.’

‘All the more reason to start getting to know our new home. I am sure Pinkie is a good teacher, but you have to get out there to experience it yourself.’

‘He has a point, Rainbow,’ Pinkie agrees. ‘It will be good for you to be at peace with your new life. Also, Juli can totally pick up on bad vibes.’ She frowns. ‘You wouldn’t want to upset your little sister the first time you meet her, would you?’

Rainbow smiles. ‘You’re right. I have enough of my family here, and you are practically the same mom who raised me. I am more at home than I realized.’

Technis laughs. ‘Great. I’ll help you two clean up. Corona will be a bit. She is meeting with Celestia. Wow. That is weird to say.’

The mares laugh. All three ponies clean the ballroom.

Corona bows before Celestia in the princess’ throne room. ‘You wanted to see me, Princess Celestia?’

‘Please, no need for formalities,’ Celestia replies. ‘I just wanted to speak with you.’

‘Have I done something wrong?’

‘Far from it. I just wish to get to know you better, that is all.’

Corona glances down. ‘I understand. You are practically my grandmother...’

Celestia smiles. ‘As you may have guessed, your line traces back before my death in your world. I too had a family once, but they were lost to me after I lost my sister...’ She shakes away the bad thoughts. ‘It is good to be able to have another chance at the family I lost.’

Corona smiles. ‘Sunset and I would love to be your family. Truth be told, we were feeling a little lost since our mother died. Queen Luna was good, but she was more of a mother to her children than us.’

‘I promise to do my best to be there for you.’

Corona nods. ‘I wouldn’t expect to get everything I want right away. I will be patient.’

Celestia laughs. ‘Now, as for your employment, I heard you once taught at a school for magically-inclined unicorns. I so happen to run a school like that myself.’

‘We just met, and you are trusting me with such a duty!’ the unicorn gapes.

‘Let’s just say I have a feeling you are up for the task. You can always repay me in hugs.’

Corona gallops to the throne and hugs Celestia. ‘Thank you, Celestia.’

‘No, thank you, Sunset Shimmer.’

‘Corona,’ the unicorn corrects. ‘Sunset is my sister.’

‘Right. Sorry. Thank you, Corona.’ She releases the hug. ‘If you will excuse me, I must get ready for dinner. I have plans to go out with my sister.’

‘My husband and I are going out too. Maybe we’ll see each other.’

Celestia levitates a necklace behind her. ‘You never know.’

Helios trots with Luna down a hallway.

‘If there is anything I can do to comfort you at this time, do not hesitate to ask,’ Luna states.

‘Just being here is enough, mo-, I mean, Luna,’

‘Our resemblance is quite uncanny. Ponies may think you really are my son.’

‘Once they know the truth, they may think that even more.’

Luna laughs. ‘Helios, do not be afraid to rely on me as we truly were related. Your sister does not hesitate to do so.’ She smiles. ‘In fact, she was quite excited to learn I was her parent.’

‘Full Moon was always like that. She worshiped you, er, mom.’

The princess takes a deep breath. ‘Helios, what I am trying to say is that quantum signatures do not matter. You may think of me as your mother. You have practically called me such several times just today,’ she huffs. ‘I may not have much experience since James did all of the raising in Rei’s case, but I am sure I can offer advice or a comforting shou-’

Helios grabs Luna in a hug. He sobs, ‘I miss them so much, mommy. I already miss my home, my friends, my brother. I miss you and dad. I miss them all. Thank you for being here, mommy.’

Luna returns the hug. ‘You and your sister are more alike than you may think.’

Helios chokes back a tear. ‘Sorry. I don’t know what came over me.’

‘If it happens again, you know where to find me.’ She notices somepony at the end of a hall. ‘Though, it may have to wait until after dinner. I have plans.’

‘Right. I should be joining Alba and the others. Technis wanted to explore the city.’ He gallops away. ‘See you soon!’

Luna levitates her glasses. ‘Indeed... my son.’

Razzly and Strawberry work in their store. They are spending their last moments baking together as a family. Razzly levitates a tray of tarts from an oven. The shop door opens. Strawberry sighs and goes to see who it is. Before he can leave the kitchen, the door opens.

‘Trixie!’ Razzly cheers, nearly dropping the tray.

‘Correct! It is I, The Great and Powerful...’

Strawberry laughs. ‘The world will end before you finish your introduction.’

‘Take all the fun out of it,’ Trixie huffs.

‘What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be with your family?’

The older mare looks away. ‘Truth be told, after all the time I spent with your daughter and seeing you these past few years, you two have become my family...’

Razzly gives Trixie a hug. ‘You were a much better mother than my real one. And you did win me fair and square in your magic duel.’

Strawberry nods. ‘Then it is settled. We will go out as a family, together. Me, my lovely daughter’ -- he smiles at Trixie -- ‘and the mare I secretly crushed on and took the end of the world to admit I loved.’

Trixie kisses Strawberry. ‘I love you too, Strawberry.’

Luna and James sit in their bedroom. The queen rests her head against her king.

‘Just so you know, I always thought I would have a hoof in the end of the universe,’ James admits.

Luna laughs. ‘Oh, James. You’re so silly.’

‘Yeah! Silly is my job!’

The two alicorns are tackled in a hug by Pinkie Pie. They laugh and hug their friend.

Apple Bloom and Apple Pie trot through the Ponyville Memorial. The mare wears her old Cutie Mark Crusaders cape. They are the only ponies out. They stop at the center monument, in front of Applejack’s statue.

‘I love you, Apple Pie,’ Apple Bloom says.

‘I love you too, Apple Bloom,’ Apple Pie replies.

The couple kiss one last time.

Shaun wanders through his palace. All his guards and servants are home with their loved ones. He enters the throne room and sits at his throne. He tilts his head slightly then raises a talon to his temple.

‘Five... four... three... two... one...’

Author's Note

Thank you for reading Rebirth of Harmony.

Final Survey found here. Warning: Contains some chapter title spoilers.

The story continues next chapter.

Resettlement

Main Characters: Starlight, Helios, Del, Alba
Cameos: Pinkie, Rainbow, Krile, Lucas, Mimi, Rei, Satsuma
Original Start Date: August 21, 2013

A train carrying refugees chugs across the countryside on its way to Ponyville. Among the travellers are former prince Helios, former princess Alba and their big sister Rainbow Pie. Rainbow watches the scenery pass as she is literally glued to the window due to an accident repairing a coffee mug. Helios sighs and turns away from his sister. Beside him, Krile stares at the floor, depressed. Alba prances up to their seats.

‘Isn’t this exciting!’ Alba cheers. ‘We finally get to see Ponyville!’

‘This is great!’ Rainbow replies, trying to pry her face from the window.

‘I guess,’ Helios exhales. ‘We’ve been to Ponyville before.’

‘We’ve been to the memorial before,’ the younger unicorn corrects. ‘This is the real deal! A bustling city, vast farmlands, culture and class,’ -- Alba sparkles -- ‘Twilight Sparkle...’

‘You know Twilight lives and works in Canterlot, right?’ Helios snorts. ‘She sent us here. She didn’t invite us here.’

‘She sent us here because this is where her journey really started. In both worlds.’

‘Ugh. Is that part of your theory about how our home was wrong?’

‘It is history. Twilight and the Elements of Harmony in Ponyville. Those are fixed points.’

‘Technis should never have listened to you. Breaking into a TARDIS is just stupid.’

Alba scoffs. ‘Those are the only records from that TARDIS we have left.’ She looks away. ‘And they are safe back in Canterlot.’

‘Where we should be...’

‘OOO! OOO! We’re almost there!’ Rainbow tries jumping up and down. ‘Uh, little help?’

Alba laughs and uses a spell to free her sister. Helios rises and turns to face the car full of ponies.

‘We’re almost in Ponyville,’ the former prince announces. ‘Luna and I really hope this town is to your liking. That is why we chose to relocate all of you here. If there are any problems or if you want to try living somewhere else, you just have to ask and I’ll see that it is taken care of.’ He nudges Krile. ‘Hey, we’re almost there.’

‘What? Oh.’ The mare nods. ‘Ready whenever you are.’

The train whistle sounds as it comes to a stop at Ponyville station. The former prince leads everypony to the doors. They are welcomed by a loud fanfare. A large crowd of Ponyville residents greet the new arrivals. Pinkie Pie hops about, waving at everypony. Pegasi fly overhead holding a welcome banner. Mayor Mare steps forward.

‘Welcome to Ponyville,’ the mayor greets. ‘I hope you enjoy our little town.’

Helios laughs nervously. ‘Right. Thank you.’

‘We’re so excited to be here!’ Alba exclaims.

The crowd cheers.

‘Follow us,’ Mayor Mare says. ‘We’ll show you to your new homes, help you get settled, anything you need!’

The mayor motions for everypony to follow her. The refugees gather their belongings, happy for the warm welcome. Starlight pushes through the crowd, and Rei flies over everypony.

‘There’re our new siblings!’ Starlight greets.

‘I am so glad my little brother and sister have come to live with me.’ Rei smiles.

‘Don’t forget your big sister!’ Rainbow adds, flying up to hug Rei.

Rei returns the hug. ‘I can never forget my big sister.’ She frowns. ‘Though I wish my big brother could have made it.’

‘Don’t worry. He is back in Canterlot. Something about a music school.’

‘Oh, right. I keep forgetting about Technis. That will take some getting used to.’

‘Too bad he couldn’t come,’ Starlight comments. ‘He would have loved the party.’

Helios raises an eyebrow. ‘Party?’

Rei nods. ‘Pinkie is throwing one at the library to welcome you to the family. You can finally meet my wife, our little brother and sisters. My mom will be there too.’

‘Luna!’ ‘Twilight!’ Helios and Alba ask.

‘No, Fluttershy. She was Rei’s first mommy.’ She stares at her siblings. ‘It makes sense when you understand it.’

‘I hope so,’ Helios huffs.

‘Come on! Let’s get going! Don’t want to keep the family waiting!’ Starlight cheers. ‘I’ll drive.’

The excited unicorn teleports everypony away.

Ponyville Library is packed with ponies greeting the new arrivals. Rainbow flies around meeting everypony. Rei introduces Alba to Inkie. Helios makes his way around everypony, getting a snack for Krile who is trying to stay out of view. The former prince levitates two cups of punch. He turns, but a foreleg is placed around his back.

‘Hey, little bro!’ Starlight greets. ‘Let me introduce you to our little bro.’

Satsuma rolls his eyes and extends a hoof toward Helios. ‘Actually, I’m older than him. And if I am remembering how Rei explained when you are from, technically, I’m your big brother too.’

Helios shakes hooves and stares down. ‘But you’re a foal.’

‘Our dad conceived me first,’ Satsuma snorts. ‘I’m the big brother.’

‘Isn’t he the silliest?’ Starlight laughs. He pulls Helios away. ‘Come on. We’ll introduce you to the others.’

‘But I...’ Helios does not get a chance to complain as Starlight drags him away. Satsuma laughs, following his big brothers

Alba and Inkie laugh as Rei turns red.

‘Don’t worry, Rei,’ Alba snickers. ‘When you are ready, I am sure you’ll be a great mom.’

‘And you will be a great aunt,’ Inkie adds.

‘Thank you.’ Alba smiles. ‘It is great getting to know you. Mostly, we’ve just dealt with Aunt Limestone, er, Blinkie.’

‘We’ll have to introduce you next time she is in town. I wonder if she is anything like the Blinkie you know.’

‘Well, so far everypony is the same...’

‘Except..?’

‘Except that everypony is younger and, well, happier than back home.’

Rei hugs her sister. ‘You had to deal with so many bad things for so long. You’re safe now. And you have a wonderful family to help you get settled.’

‘Excuse me, uh, Alba, right?’ Alba turns to see Apple Bloom. ‘Howdy!’ the librarian greets. ‘We didn’ get much time t’ talk last time ya were here. Ah was hopin’ ya could tell me more ‘bout me from yer world.’

Alba shakes nervously. ‘Uh, well, to start, you were dating my brother.’

‘Ah sorta am here too.’

‘Oh, right. Sorry. I’m just nervous since you were almost like a sister to me.’

‘And seein’ me makes ya remember everypony ya lost. Ah’m sorry.’

‘N-n-... Yes. I’ll get used to everything. It is just nerves.’

‘I can help you with that,’ somepony offers.

Alba looks, squeaks and jumps back.

Del rolls her eyes. ‘Yes, I’m a changeling,’ she snorts. ‘I heard your version of my sister sent some changelings to our world.’

‘Sorry. I have nothing against changelings. In fact, several helped us when we were fighting the griffin emperor. I was good friends with one named Delta.’

Del raises an eyebrow. ‘My name is Del, after the mathematical operator for change. Fascinating coincidence, is it not?’

‘D-Del?’

Rei laughs. ‘Del is the sweetest little sister. Literally too, since she eats so much candy!’

‘Oh!’ Alba gasps. ‘Starlight mentioned you. I think I’m going to be working with you at the school for a short while.’

‘Great!’ Del smiles, revealing her fangs. ‘I get to spend my days with my brothers and little sister.’

‘I’m your little sister?’

Del smiles wider, showing more fangs. ‘Are you going to argue with these?’

Alba laughs. ‘Of course not.’

‘Good.’ Del turns to go back to the snacks. ‘Oh, I like your mane. It is like you combine mommy and daddy.’

The changeling trots back to the party. Alba checks her mane. She growls and starts combing it flat.

‘Ah! But I liked that. You looked like daddy,’ Rei moans.

‘Well, I should look like Twilight,’ the former princess grumbles. ‘It doesn’t help that all our father’s kids inherited his mane.’

Rei looks around the room at her siblings. ‘Huh. I never noticed that until now.’

Alba finishes fixing her mane. ‘There. Now, uh, you wanted to introduce me to Fluttershy?’

Rei nods and leads her sister away. Krile sighs as she comes out of hiding. She shakes her head when she sees Helios, still levitating two drinks, being led around by Starlight. The young mare checks out the snack table. She levitates a drink. She tries leaving, but her leg is pulled.

Juliet holds up a cookie. ‘Miss. Cho cookie.’ She smiles. ‘For smile.’

‘Thank you.’

‘I am Juli. Who are you?’

‘I’m Krile. You’re a little young to be talking. How old are you?’

Juliet counts in her head. ‘Five!’

‘You’re small for five.’

‘Mon!’

‘Huh?’

‘Five mon! Juli is smart, like her daddy!’

Pinkie laughs as she picks up her daughter. ‘I see you met my daughter Juliet. She’s very precocious.’

‘Yes, uh, she’s nice,’ Krile laughs nervously.

Juliet points and frowns. ‘Krile no smile. Make her smile, mommy.’

Krile frowns and looks away. ‘Sorry. I’ve just been down since coming here. I’m missing my family.’

Pinkie frowns. ‘AH! That’s too bad.’ She perks up. ‘Hey! Maybe your family is here! Who are your parents?’

‘They were Lucas and Derpy Grainsborough.’

‘Oh! Lucas and Derpy live here in town! You should go see them tomorrow!’

‘My parents are here?’

Pinkie nods. ‘Lucas and Mimi run the game store owned by Juli’s daddy, and Derpy is our chief mailmare.’

‘Mom and dad aren’t...’ She shakes her head. ‘I’ll look them up. Thank you.’

Juliet reaches out and raises the ends of Krile’s mouth. ‘Smile. Krile happy.’

Krile laughs. ‘Thank you, Juliet. Excuse me, I’m going to find my coltfriend.’

Krile bows slightly and leaves to find Helios. Pinkie bounces Juliet. Rainbow flies down with Presea on her back.

‘This is great! You know everypony!’ Rainbow cheers.

‘Bow!’ Presea adds, hugging the pegasus below her.

Pinkie laughs. ‘Presea likes her new big sister.’

‘Presy is the best!’

Presea giggles as Rainbow plays with her.

‘Rainbow is silly,’ Juliet snickers. ‘Big smile.’

Pinkie hugs her daughter. ‘I am so glad all my daughters get along. I have such a great family.’ She looks at Rainbow. ‘Have you met Lemon and Razzly yet? You’re going to be working with them. Oh! What about Inkie! Is she anything like your other Auntie Inkie?’

Rainbow smiles. ‘She’s close enough. Definitely a lot happier since she is with my Auntie Little Sister.’

Pinkie laughs and puts Juliet on her back. ‘Come on. I’ll introduce you to the others.’

The Pie family trots off to mingle some more.

Helios and Alba sit around their hotel suite. Krile sleeps in her room. Rainbow is staying with Pinkie. Alba reads a book while Helios checks his mobile.

‘Technis has his interview tomorrow afternoon,’ the former prince reports.

‘He’ll do fine. He’s interviewing with his mother.’

Helios snorts. ‘We should be interviewing with our mother. Or at least getting the same break Corona got. Hell, you taught at mom’s school. You should qualify to teach at Celestia’s school.’

‘The whole reason we are here is to see if we qualify to resume our old positions. And it is not like Corona is getting such special treatment. She still has duties at the palace and helping her sister.’

‘Then why the hell can’t I just jump back to being mom’s personal assistant again?’

‘Maybe because she has, like, twenty already?’

‘She had that many when she hired me back home.’ Helios moans and lays back. ‘This sucks. I thought we were going to get right back into our old lives. Instead, we have to jump through hoops and adapt to the way they tell us how to do things here.’

‘Helios, we only have to pass Starlight’s and Del’s inspection and then we are free to do whatever we want. And you know they will go easy on us. They’re family.’

‘We have the same father but from different universes. We are not related to them.’

‘Whether we are directly related to them or not, they are the closest thing we have to a family.’ She closes her book. ‘And we can always ask Twilight Sparkle to chameleon arch us again so our DNA will completely match theirs.’

‘Alba...’ Helios shakes his head. ‘I’m going to bed. I have a feeling we are going to need plenty of rest for tomorrow.’

The stallion gets up and heads to his bedroom.

Helios and Alba trot up to the schoolhouse. The foals run around the yard playing before school. Alba laughs as she sees foals from her world making new friends. Helios watches the foals and sighs. Starlight notices the pair and waves them over.

‘Just in time,’ the teacher greets. ‘Don’t want to be late on your first day.’

‘Alba was taking forever getting her mane right,’ Helios complains.

The younger unicorn snorts. ‘As if. I was waiting for you to be done with your fillyfriend. You didn’t want to leave her and almost ditched to spend the day with her instead.’

‘Aw! That is so sweet,’ Starlight coos. ‘Let’s hope Del packed a big lunch or else you might be seeing Krile again sooner than you think.’

Helios scowls. ‘That isn’t funny.’

‘Oh, don’t blow a fuse. Though with your past, this is the right setting.’

Helios magically slams Starlight into the schoolhouse. ‘The only pony I allow to tease me about that is my dead brother! Got that!’

Starlight uses his magic to break Helios’ grip, shocking the other unicorn. ‘Listen, Helo. I was given a lot of information about you from our sister and what was sent by your birth parents. I found something I can poke fun about. If you don’t like it, the next train to Canterlot leaves in twenty minutes and you can go crying to mommy. If you are a real stallion and real brother, you would suck it up and take a playful shot back at me.’ He points to the schoolhouse. ‘Now get in there and wait for class to start. Feel free to talk to your other brother and the other students in there. We’ll be along shortly.’

Helios grumbles, ‘You’re not my family.’

Starlight tweaks the younger unicorn’s horn. ‘Maybe not by birth, but we are all you got right now, little bro.’

The younger stallion mutters to himself as he goes inside.

‘I’ve never seen anypony do that to Helios before,’ Alba gapes.

‘What? Put him in his place? He needed it.’

‘I meant break his magic. He’s pretty strong.’

Starlight smirks. ‘Well, I am the most powerful unicorn… after my mom, before she became a princess.’

Alba laughs. ‘And after me too.’

‘We’ll have to see about that,’ Starlight laughs. ‘Anyway, you can help Del in your classroom or watch the yard with me. I think Del is setting up something special for the two of you.’

The young mare smiles. ‘Well, I always liked ruining surprises. I think I can find my way.’

As soon as Alba’s back is turned, Starlight takes a deep breath. He senses something beside him. Freya is glaring up at him.

‘I know. I didn’t have to be so harsh on him, but he was being a jerk.’

The filly frowns.

‘I’ll apologize before class starts.’

She huffs and trots off with Angel in her mouth.

‘I am not like my brother in that regard! … Wait. Which brother?’

The filly audibly moans.

Krile trots through town. She smiles weakly at all the cheerful greetings. The young mare stops in front of a shop, takes a breath and enters, keeping her eyes to the floor.

‘Welcome to The Power Block,’ Lucas greets. He frowns. ‘A subsidiary of Neighponese Imports.’ He facehoofs and shakes his head. ‘That is the last time I have a drinking contest with somepony half my size.’

‘Um, I am looking for Lucas Gra-’

‘I’m Lucas. How can I help you?’

Krile looks up. ‘Daddy?’

‘What?!’

‘You are him! You are my dad!’ Krile gallops around the counter and hugs the confused stallion. She gasps and lets go. ‘Oh! I’m sorry. I am Krile. In the other world, I was your daughter.’

Lucas stares in shock. ‘I had family there?! Why didn’t anypony te- That must have been what boss meant when he said to expect family.’ He hugs Krile. ‘If I had known that, I would have met you at the train station instead of helping others settle in.’ He lets go and smiles. ‘It is great to meet you, Krile.’ He turns to the back of the shop. ‘Mimi! Inventory can wait! We have a guest!’

The changeling comes out of the back. She raises an eyebrow when she sees the young mare with her husband. ‘Is this the first time a changeling has to be worried about a pony stealing her mate?’

‘Mimi, this is Krile. My daughter. From the other world.’

Mimi’s eyes go wide. ‘Daughter! How did we pull it off? We must learn how.’

Krile shakes her head. ‘Lucas is my father, but my mother is Derpy. Do you know her?’

‘She should be coming by with our mail in a few hours.’ Lucas raises an eyebrow. ‘Why did me and her..?’

‘You and Derpy were some of the few survivors of the wedding, along with her daughters. Since you were both friends with King Sparkle and had experience with Time Lords, you bonded during your recovery process.’

‘I guess that makes sense...’

Krile looks at Mimi. ‘A few years ago, changelings started getting more welcome in the Republic. My parents broke up when my father fell for a changeling who looks sort of like you.’

Mimi frowns and shakes her head. ‘I am sorry somepony like me ruined a relationship. I hope you can forgive me.’

Krile shakes her head. ‘It wasn’t anypony’s fault. I understand why my father did it. I know how love can influence somepony.’

‘I am sorry that it happened too,’ Lucas says. ‘But I guess that is the past. Now, we are getting to know a wonderful new young mare. No, a wonderful new daughter.’

‘Would you like to stay and get to know us?’ Mimi offers. ‘I can get us some snacks or something. Whatever would make you feel most at home. It might have to wait until after inventory though...’

‘I can help with inventory, if you like,’ Krile replies. She sets a case on the counter. ‘I actually brought my violin in case you wanted to hear me perform. My special talent is playing music.’

‘We’d love that.’ Lucas smiles. ‘You just relax. We’ll handle inventory and get snacks. If you can run the counter for us, that would be great. Um, if anypony comes with a question you can’t handle, just give me a shout.’

Krile takes in the store. ‘I think I can manage. I mean, most of these games are years old where I am from, and Helios told me all about most of them.’

Lucas nods then his eyes go wide. ‘Helios?! As in Rei’s brother?! My little girl is dating somepony related to Boss!’

Krile groans loudly. Across the street, Rei hears the groan, looks over and laughs.

‘Now you really sound like my dad,’ the young mare complains.

‘I guess some things transcend dimensional boundaries,’ Mimi snickers. She grabs Lucas’ leg. ‘Come on, dear. Let’s get everything wrapped up so we can have time to get acquainted with Krile.’

Lucas follows his wife, but he turns back and points at Krile. ‘Don’t think this is all I have to say on the issue.’ He points across the street. ‘And you, stop laughing.’

Rei sticks her tongue out. She waves to Krile and gets back to work. Krile sits at the counter with a large grin on her face.

Octavia sits in her office, working at her computer. Vinyl trots in.

‘Hey, Tavi.’

Octavia scrambles to shut down. ‘I wasn’t playing a MMO!’

Vinyl’s grin grows. ‘You weren’t, were you?’

The other mare scowls. ‘What do you want, Vinyl?’

‘I heard you were interviewing a new recruit, and I wanted to watch.’

Octavia rolls her eyes. ‘You are only interested since he is from the other Equestria.’

‘And he’s your son.’

‘Just because the other Octavia didn’t have any taste in who she mated with...’

‘You and the prince you are crushing on.’ Vinyl taps her chin. ‘Though I think he was a duke or something in that world...’

‘King,’ Octavia whispers, smiling.

‘Didn’t have any taste, huh?’

Before Octavia can argue, there is a knock on the door. The mares look over and see a white unicorn stallion with an electric blue mane and large purple sunglasses.

Octavia pales. ‘Oh no. This is just like that dream.’

‘Dreaming of me as a stallion, eh?’ Vinyl teases.

‘Ew, mom, that’s gross!’ Technis complains. ‘Oops. Sorry. You’re not really my mom.’

‘No, I am not.’ Octavia snorts, taking the young stallion in.

‘Damn, you look just like me,’ Vinyl comments. ‘You even have matching shades.’

Technis levitates their sunglasses. ‘Actually, I think they are the same.’

Vinyl looks at the markings on them. ‘Damn. You’re right.’ She looks at Octavia. ‘You must really have loved me to have a kid that is just like me.’

‘One, he is not really my son,’ Octavia replies. ‘Two, for all we know, his appearance is just his father trolling us.’

Vinyl replaces her sunglasses. ‘Hey, how’d you get my shades anyway? I’d never give them up unless I was dead.’

Technis frowns and looks away. ‘I got them from my mom.’

‘What does that mean?’ Octavia asks.

‘You got them from Vinyl… sorta, before I was born. You gave them to me the last time I saw you.’

‘Last time I saw you?’

‘He’s saying you’re dead, Tavi! Grow a heart, will ya!’

‘You gave your life saving the world. You wanted a world safe for your son.’

Octavia smiles. ‘I hope that was the case. If we can get back to business, I believe you wish to teach at my school.’

‘Oh, right!’ Technis sets up a laptop. ‘I can give you a demo of my fighting skills later. You taught me everything I know and hired the masters of combat magic to teach me a few spells. You also trained me in as many instruments as you could. Personally, I prefer the piano or cello, but that is just me. I was the top idol back home, after you of course. I brought you some of my masters for you to listen to. Thankfully, I was able to save them all. Maybe we can republish them.’ He levitates a pair of headphones to Octavia. ‘You always said I was as good as you, but I think you just said that because I am your son.’

Octavia nods. ‘Okay, okay. Calm down. Give me a listen, and we’ll go from there.’

Technis starts the first track. Octavia closes her eyes and listens to the music.

‘How is it, Tavi?’

‘Shh!’

The unicorns watch in silence while Octavia listens. Once the track is done, Octavia removes the headphones.

‘I hate to tell you this, but your mother was lying to you.’

Technis frowns and tears up a bit.

‘You are far better than she or I could ever have hoped to be.’

‘Mo- Octavia?’

‘We’ll get you started on your orientation and teacher training tomorrow.’

‘Thank you!’

‘First, I should get to know you better if you are going to be working with me. The information Twilight sent us about you says you have a wife. I’d like the two of you to join me and Vinyl for dinner tonight.’

‘Corona and I would love that!’

‘Excellent!’ Octavia smiles. ‘I look forward to getting to know my son better.’

Technis tears up. ‘Mom!’

The young stallion grabs Octavia in a hug. Octavia laughs and hugs back. Vinyl joins the hug.

‘Vinyl!’

‘Just go with it, Tavi.’

The three ponies hug in the middle of the office. Silver Fox trots up to the door, sees the display and instantly leaves.

Starlight’s class packs their bags at the end of class. The unicorns migrate to the front of the classroom. Starlight hoofbumps Satsuma as the foal leaves. The teacher turns to Helios. The former prince stands against a wall, looking upset.

‘Hey, little bro. Good job today,’ Starlight compliments. ‘We had a rocky start, but I knew it was a good idea asking for the former Element of Kindness to help out.’

‘Whatever,’ Helios snorts. ‘And stop calling me “little bro”.’

Del and Alba look in the door. Starlight waves Alba inside.

‘Hey, little sis.’

‘Hey, big bro.’

Helios shudders. ‘Don’t call him that.’

‘Today is one of our beginner’s magic lessons,’ Starlight tells his little sister. ‘I understand you were once an Element of Magic. Would you care to assist?’

‘I’d love to!’ Alba prances into the room. ‘See you when I get back, Helo.’

The former prince drags himself from the room. Del smiles at him, but he just rolls his eyes. The changeling snorts, waves to her siblings and heads home. The students sit at their desks, ready for their lesson.

‘Alba, since this is your first lesson, would you like to say something about yourself?’ Starlight offers.

The young mare smiles and nods. ‘I am Alba, former Princess of the New Lunar Republic. My special talent is magical ability, like my idol Twilight Sparkle. I was the Element of Friendship. I am a former instructor at my mother’s magic academy. I can’t wait to help you all in your magic studies.’

‘Excellent!’ Starlight smiles. ‘How about you work with our best magic users for a bit? Pumpkin, Razzly?’ The fillies come forward. ‘This is Pumpkin Cake and Razzleberry Souffle. Go easy on them.’

Pumpkin extends a hoof. ‘Nice to meet you.’

Alba stares in shock. ‘R-R-Ra...’

Razzly groans. ‘Why do you have to introduce us like that?’

‘You’re the pair of Cake and Souffle, and I may be hungry,’ Starlight explains.

The filly rolls her eyes and extends a hoof. ‘Razzleberry Souffle, but I go as Razzly or The Clever and Spectacular Razzle Dazzle’ -- she casts a small firework spell -- ‘if you prefer.’

‘Ra-Ra-Razzly?’

‘That’s my name. Who do you think I am?’

‘St-Strawberry’s daughter.’

‘Well, he is more well known as Stormy, but my mother is more famous.’

‘Ja-’

‘The Great and Powerful Countess Trixie!’ Razzly casts more fireworks. ‘I have quite wonderful parents. I’ll introduce you when they are in town next.’

Alba silently stares at the filly, tears building in her eyes. ‘Excuse me!’

The former princess teleports away.

Razzly glares at Pumpkin. ‘Must have been something you said.’
…

Helios trots away from the schoolhouse. He levitates his mobile to his ear.

‘Hey, Krile. It’s me. I’m done for the day. Want to get together?’

Oh, sorry. I was going to be having dinner with my family.

‘Your family?’

Yeah. Dad and his wife have invited Derpy and Dinky over. It is going to be great!

‘Well, I’ll see you afterward, right?’

Um… I was thinking of staying with them for a bit. They are really making me feel better about this whole transition. You understand, don’t you?

Helios sighs. ‘I guess so. Have a good time. I love you.’

Love you too.

Helios hangs up and groans as he heads back to the hotel.

Helios lays on a couch, staring at the ceiling. Alba is in her room, still upset about meeting Razzly earlier. The former prince’s mobile rings.

‘Yes?’

Sup, little bro!

Helios cringes. ‘Stop calling me that.’

Hey, I know you don’t have many friends yet, so do you want to hang out tonight? I got the okay from Apple Bloom and I just need to call the others, and we can have a boy’s night out. What do you say?

‘Well, uh...’

Great! Pip and I should meet you there in a few minutes. Featherweight will snag us a good table. Peace!

Helios groans and hangs up. Alba leaves her room and goes to the door.

‘Where are you off to?’ Helios asks.

‘I’m going to see Rei. I need to talk to an older sibling.’

‘I’m here.’

‘I need to talk to an older sibling who understands what I am feeling. I’ll be back later. Don’t make a mess.’

‘Alba, wait!’

The young mare leaves. Helios moans. He looks at his mobile. The former prince kicks the couch, gets up and goes to wash up for his night out.

‘Great of you to come out with us, mate!’ Pip cheers, slapping Helios on the back.

‘I didn’t have anything better to do,’ the former prince grumbles.

‘Quit being so sour. Lighten up a bit! If I thought you were old enough, I’d get you a pint.’

‘I am old enough. I just don’t like drinking.’

‘It is only hard cider. No need to be a sissy.’

Helios groans. Starlight laughs as he eats. Featherweight’s dinner is completely ignored as he writes everything he sees down. Pipsqueak takes a large drink of his cider before setting it down.

‘Come on, Helo. I haven’t seen you smile once since you got here,’ Starlight says. ‘If a bit of cider is what it takes to loosen the stick in your plot...’

‘Starlight, I appreciate what you are trying to do, but this is just not the same.’

‘The same is the fact that all your old friends are our students. It is time to make some new friends.’

Pip leans on Helios and puts a foreleg around him. ‘So, mate, what happened to me in your world?’

‘Seeing that I don't remember you from the emigration manifest, you are likely dead.’

‘That’s a damn shame.’ He shrugs. ‘Well, it is a good thing that he didn’t cross. There can be only one Pipsqueak von Awesomepants!’

The friends laugh at Pip’s name. Helios sighs heavily.

‘You should check the archives in Canterlot,’ Starlight suggests. ‘I’m pretty sure they saved census records from Helo’s world.’

‘That’s a great idea.’ Pip points at Starlight. ‘That pony is full of great ideas.’

‘He’s full of something...’ Helios mumbles.

‘Um, Mr Helios,’ Featherweight speaks up. ‘Do you think you or your sister would like to give an interview about your world? I-I know everypony from your world is probably being pestered for firsthoof accounts, but I’m certain you two would have the best stories.’

Helios opens his mouth to answer, but Starlight interrupts. ‘Are you kidding? He was their Element of Kindness! If you know half the stories Fluttershy has, this guy has just as many, if not more, am I right?’

‘I haven’t had that many adventures,’ Helios sighs. ‘I wouldn’t mind giving you an interview if I had some free time.’

‘Meet us after school tomorrow,’ Starlight replies. ‘That way you can catch Alba too.’

Helios huffs, ‘Right. “After”. Not “instead of”.’

‘Great. I’ll see you then.’ Featherweight nods, writing down a reminder.

Starlight pokes his brother. ‘Ha! My little brother and sister being interviewed by my friend. Taking after me a bit.’

Helios lifts his drink. ‘A bit too much, maybe.’

The former prince grumbles and eats his meal while the others try engaging him.

Pinkie sleeps in her bed, cuddling Presea and Juliet. She sighs contently as she gives her daughters a hug. She hears her bedroom door open and shut. Her bed bounces as something falls beside her. Pinkie slowly looks over her shoulder and sees some red and blue hair.

‘Rainbow?’

Rainbow grabs Pinkie in a hug and nuzzles her back. ‘Can I stay with you? If that’s okay, mommy.’ the other mare sobs.

Pinkie smiles, reaches back and pats the pegasus. ‘Of course, Rainbow. Even big girls get sad and lonely sometimes, but Pinkie Pie will be there to show you it isn't that bad.’

‘Thank you, mommy.’

Pinkie laughs and falls asleep, sandwiched among all her daughters.

Alba stands by the schoolhouse, watching the students run about playing games. The other adults are stationed around the yard. Starlight and Del are playing with the foals. Helios looks upset as he tries to be ignored. Alba sighs deeply.

‘Miss Alba, are you okay?’ an Eaglish accent asks.

Alba looks to see Shaun looking up at her. ‘How did you figure that out?’

Shaun smiles and poses smugly. ‘Well, I am psychic.’

‘No, you’re not!’ Alba roars. ‘You are just a regular griffin! You will never become emperor if you go around acting like a stupid kid pretending to have powers he has no knowledge of! Grow up!’

Shaun stares at his teacher in shock.

‘Alba! Classroom! Now!’ Del shouts, marching past. The changeling growls as the younger unicorn follows her inside. Del slams the door. ‘What the hell is your problem! You don’t yell at the foals!’

‘I’m sorry, Del. I know that, but...’

‘But what? What is your good excuse for blowing up at a student?’

‘He… He reminds me of a friend back home. I just lost it when he started acting like the Shaun I knew.’

‘Back home? News flash! This is your home now.’

Alba pushes Del. ‘Then why doesn’t it feel like home!’

Del hisses, baring her fangs. She stands over Alba growling. A dark blue aura drags the changeling back.

‘Don’t you dare hurt my little sister!’ Helios shouts.

A light blue aura pops the grip on Del. ‘I could say the same thing to you,’ Starlight counters. ‘She wasn’t going to hurt Alba. That is just how changelings tell others not to push them around.’

‘You should remember that, Helo, from all the time you spent with Chrysalis,’ Alba adds. She shakes her head. ‘I’m sorry, Del. I didn’t mean to explode at you too. I overreacted.’

Del snorts. She looks at Starlight and gets a nod. ‘Alba, you can have the rest of the day off.’

‘Thank you.’

‘But I want you here early tomorrow. You will have to do all our pre-class prep and after school cleanup on your own as well.’

Alba nods silently as she trots away.

Del catches the young mare. ‘Alba, this world might seem alien to you. I know that. I’ve felt the same way myself. Do not be afraid to ask for help.’ She looks at Helios. ‘Same goes for you.’

‘Th-thanks, Del.’

‘I’m going back to work,’ Helios snorts before leaving. He looks back at Alba. ‘Fix your mane. You look like dad.’

Alba leaves, fixing her mane. Starlight sighs, pats Del on the back and goes back to the yard.

Twilight Sparkle works in her office. There is a knock on her door.

‘Come on in!’

After waiting a moment, the princess sighs and gets up. She opens the door to the TARDIS’s main room. James lays on a couch, working at a laptop. There is a knocking at the front door.

‘Think somepony’s at the door,’ the stallion says.

‘Really? You think?’

Twilight opens the door. Princess Celestia and Corona wait on the other side.

Twilight bows. ‘Princess Celestia, Corona. Come in.’

Celestia returns the bow. ‘Corona and I were just about to discuss some discrepancies in the royal archives. Would you care to join us?’

‘Discrepancies? Like wh- Oh. We can use my office. It is secure.’

Twilight leads the others into her office.

‘Have fun talking about the time you were human!’ James calls.

Twilight groans as she closes the door behind them.

Alba wakes early after a restless night. The young mare drags herself out of bed. She goes to the bedroom mirror and lifts her brush. Her mane is messy and sticking every direction, like her father’s. She sighs, puts the brush to hair, and stops. She sets down her brush and leaves her room. Helios eats a bowl of cereal at the table. Alba sits and pours herself a bowl.

‘Forget to brush your mane this morning?’ Helios asks.

‘No, I’m not brushing it any more.’

The former prince raises an eyebrow. ‘What? Not crazy about Twilight Sparkle any more?’

‘I still love her, but it is time we moved on. Fussing with my mane endlessly was how I used to behave back home. It is time that I accepted that this is home now. And that means I have to stop being a spoiled princess.’

‘Come on, Alba. We weren’t spoiled. Sure, we were better off than other foals, but mom and dad still treated us like normal ponies.’

‘We had maids and butlers. We lived in a palace. We could borrow the royal airship whenever we wanted.’

‘Okay. You have a point, but that doesn’t mean you have to give up who you are just because we’re in a new world.’

‘I’ve had to “fix” my mane a dozen times yesterday! There is nothing to fix! This is how it always is because this is who I am. I am sick and tired of hiding behind formalities and protocol and always having to look “right”. We finally get a chance to start over as normal ponies. We have to give up our past and look forward to the future.’

‘Alba, are you nuts?’ Helios scoffs. ‘We should be trying to get back to our old lives. We should be back home, with mom.’

Alba shakes her head. ‘You really are a mother’s boy.’ She heads to the door. ‘I’ll see you at the schoolhouse. Don’t keep your siblings waiting.’

Helios snorts. ‘You’re my only sibling who works there.’

The former princess stops in the doorway. ‘I happen to love Starlight and Del. They have been trying really hard to make us feel welcomed. I think you should learn to rethink what family means to you now before you are the only one left in yours.’

Alba resists slamming the door as she leaves. Helios stares at the door for a moment before throwing his breakfast off the table and storming to his room.

Helios marches through Ponyville. He ignores all the greetings directed towards him. He heads straight for The Power Block and goes in. Lucas, Mimi and Krile chat at the counter.

‘Hey, Helios,’ Krile greets. She notices the state he is in. ‘What is wrong?’

‘I haven’t seen you the past few days. That is what is wrong. … Well, part of it.’

Krile goes to her coltfriend and nuzzles him. ‘I’m sorry. I was getting to know my new family. They are really great. It is like being back home.’

Helios looks around the store. Lucas and Mimi wave. ‘You’re fired.’

Lucas rolls his eyes. ‘Definitely Boss’ son. You better treat Krile right or we’re going to have words.’

‘Lucas, I don’t even want to deal with you right now!’ Helios snaps.

‘Helios, calm down,’ Krile soothes. ‘What is bothering you?’

‘Everything! Everything is bothering me. Everypony is throwing off their past and forgetting home. Everypony is finding new families while I am losing mine. I am feeling isolated and alone. Nopony seems to even care about what I want...’

‘Have you tried talking with your family in this world?’

‘Well, I...’

The door opens behind the upset unicorn. ‘Helios? Is everything okay?’

Helios turns to see Rei behind him.

‘Why aren’t you at school?’ Rei asks. ‘Is something wrong? Do you want to talk about it?’ She touches Helios’ foreleg. ‘Is there anything you want to tell me?’

Helios stares at his sister. She looks up at him. Suddenly, Helios leans down and kisses Rei. Her eyes go wide with shock. The others don’t know how to react. Helios is shocked when Rei growls and blasts him with a jolt of electricity. The unicorn is thrown across the store into a display.

‘What the hell is wrong with you!’ Rei shouts. ‘We’re siblings!’

‘But, Rei, I thought… I mean… I love you! I always have. I thought you did too...’

‘I love you too… as siblings! What is wrong with you?’

‘Rei, I’m… I’m sorry. Please forgive me.’

Before Rei can respond, Helios teleports away.

‘What was that about?’ Rei asks.

Krile takes a deep breath. ‘Give me a few minutes to explain...’

Helios groans as he stands down the road from the schoolhouse. He sighs and heads toward the building. The foals look as Helios enters the building.

‘Sorry, I’m late,’ the unicorn mumbles.

Starlight turns to the class. ‘Wait here for a moment. I have to speak with my brother.’ He teleports Helios and himself to an empty field. ‘Okay. As I understand it, you don’t really care for me.’

‘Well, that’s not entirely...’

‘I challenge you to a magic duel.’

‘What?’

‘You and me to see who is the better unicorn. Let’s go. I’ll even let you take the first shot. Have at me.’

‘I don’t really think that’s a...’

‘Come at me, bro!’

‘Don’t call me your brother!’

Helios hits Starlight with a spell. A mustache appears on his target’s face. Starlight calmly cuts it off.

‘Again.’

Helios casts another spell, summoning pies to fall on Starlight. The messy unicorn magically cleans himself off.

‘Is that all you got?’

Helios growls and casts more spells.
…

Hours later, Helios pants as he tries standing in the field. His horn sparks as he tries casting a spell.

‘All out of juice?’ Starlight asks.

‘How… are… you… not… tired..?’

‘Same way I can keep Apple Bloom up all night: lots of practice.’ Starlight levitates Helios up. He punches his brother. ‘Why do I always have to fight my brothers?’

‘Because you’re a massive plothole?’

Starlight punches Helios again. ‘Is the the last of it? Because I’m tired and I have a class waiting for me.’

‘What? No massive lecture about how we’re family? How we should all get along? Magic of friendship?’

Starlight rolls his eyes. ‘I’m not my mom. Or my little sister.’

‘She’s not your...’

Starlight punches his brother again. ‘See, that is a problem of yours. You think in such linear terms. You have a much larger family now. Just check the DNA. We match. Give it time, and I’m sure your quantum signature will sync with the rest of us too.’

Helios groans. Starlight drops him in a heap.

‘Now, I’m not one to tell a pony what they can and cannot do, except when I am in full teacher mode, so I won’t tell you what to do, but I suggest you get your head in order. See the world, run crying back to your mother, kiss Rei again and have her leave you a vegetable, whatever. Personally, I suggest time travel.’ Starlight casts a spell. The unicorns appear back in the classroom. ‘How long were we gone?’

‘About two minutes,’ Satsuma replies.

‘Love time travel. Now, where were we?’ He turns to the board. ‘Ah, yes! Physics!’

A group gathers in Ponyville Library. James and Princesses Twilight Sparkle and Luna are checking on their children. Satsuma follows his father around while he visits everypony. Alba tells Luna about her experiences. Krile uses her magic to heal Helios. Rei sits by her brother glaring at him.

‘You really have the worst luck with the mares,’ Krile sighs.

‘It is a miracle you stay with him,’ Rei huffs.

‘I guess I’m just lucky,’ Helios groans. ‘I’m really sorry, Rei. I just snapped.’

‘As long as it is out of your system.’ Rei holds up her hooves and electricity sparks between them. ‘Because if it isn’t...’

‘I love my big sister, but I’m in love with Krile.’

‘Just be thankful he didn’t take it to Chrysalis-levels.’

‘Why do you always bring her up?’ Rei asks.

Krile smirks and pokes Helios’ sore gut. ‘Let’s just say I like my guys with a little experience.’

Rei looks at her embarrassed brother, confused. She gets what Krile was talking about. ‘OH! You mean he and she fu-!’

Helios shoves a hoof in his sister’s mouth. ‘Please don’t mention it. I’m embarrassed enough as it is.’

Across the room, Twilight and James have joined Alba and Luna.

‘Seems like you are really enjoying your time here,’ Luna comments.

‘I love it! Sure, there have been some sad moments, but Rei, Starlight and Del have been very supportive. Del is the best big sister.’

‘Glad you think that,’ James says, ‘because there is something Twilight and I have been meaning to tell you.’

‘Daddy changed more of my DNA than he told us, right?’

Twilight nods. ‘Correct. According to our scans, he changed it so that your DNA is a blend of mine and James’.’

‘You mean...’

Twilight nods. ‘James and I would be honored to consider you our...’

Alba grabs Twilight in a hug. ‘My mom is Twilight Sparkle! This is the greatest thing ever!’

Luna growls and glares at the younger princess. ‘Must you take all things of mine, Twilight Sparkle.’

‘Technically, this is James’ fault,’ Twilight dodges.

‘Hmpf!’ Luna puts a foreleg around Helios as he approaches. ‘At least one of my children is willing to remain under my care.’

‘I bet Alba has been waiting her whole life to hear what Twilight just told her,’ Helios mutters.

Alba sticks her tongue at her brother.

‘Anyway.’ Helios looks up at Luna. ‘Mom, I wanted to tell that we made a mistake.’

‘Oh? What was it?’

Helios looks around. ‘We were wrong about sending me here. I am not ready to settle and when I do, I know it won’t be here.’

‘But Ponyville is awesome!’ Alba argues.

‘I want to experience more of this world for myself,’ Helios says. ‘I want to find where I fit into this new world. I’ve talked about it with Krile, and she will travel with me.’

Luna nods. ‘That is understandable. You have been thrust into a new world. You will have my support on your journey. May I ask what gave you this idea?’

Helios looks at Starlight. The other unicorn juggles Juliet and Presea with his magic. ‘Let’s just say that my big brother has some great ideas.’

Satsuma startles Starlight, causing him to drop his spell. Rei and Rainbow rush to catch their sisters.

Bonus Scene

Author's Note

Alba Timeline: Gets a job teaching with her older siblings. Moves in with Del and Silver.

Helios Timeline: Begins wandering Equestria with Krile.

Rainbow Timeline: Moves in with her mother and little sisters.

Flashback: NLR Girls

Main Characters: Alba, Sunset Shimmer
Cameos: Fluttershy, Flash Sentry
Original Start Date: February 14, 2014 (Nothing special about that date at all... Ever...)

Corona leads Alba deep under Canterlot Palace. The princess looks around, having never been in this part of the palace before.

‘How did you find this again?’ Alba asks.

‘Sunset found a mention to it in a book in the library,’ Corona replies. ‘She has been flying about trying to find anything that can help save everypony.’

‘I’ll say. Her wings see more action than the whole air force with all her trips visiting libraries around the Republic and beyond.’

‘Hopefully this will work out so she can get some rest.’

The cousins reach the end of the hall. Corona opens a door leading to a room filled with boxes and covered artefacts. Sunset tries to raise an object that is laying flat on the ground. Corona uses her magic to help her sister. Sunset pulls the cover off of the mirror she found.

Alba stares at her reflection. A wingless Alba with a messy mane stares back. ‘I don’t think changing my mane style will save the universe.’

‘According to the books I found, this is a magic mirror,’ Sunset replies.

‘See the future magic?’

‘Travel to another world magic.’

Alba raises an eyebrow. ‘How does it work?’

‘Uh...’ Sunset flips through a book. ‘Ah! Every thirty moons the portal will open to another world for three days.’

The princess taps the mirror. ‘Not much time to evacuate if it comes to it. Not to mention, hardly reliable since we don’t even know how long we have until the end. We don’t even know what is on the other side.’

‘According to the book, it is a world unlike anything the author had ever imagined.’

Alba frowns and taps the mirror again.

‘There is a list of dates when the portal was active during the author’s time,’ Sunset adds. ‘We can use that to predict the next time it is open. Then we can investigate if it is a suitable world for us.’

‘I’ll have the mirror moved to my research room,’ Corona says. ‘I can study it to see if it is safe for use and what possible side effects it might have.’

Alba nods. ‘Sounds like a plan. If you find out anything more before it is active again, tell me immediately.’

The princess leaves her cousins to their work.

Sunset smiles and gives a small laugh. ‘This is like something out of a movie.’

Corona rolls her eyes. ‘Now that you said that, something is sure to go wrong.’

A couple days later. Alba is trotting to breakfast, levitating several books and reports around her. Sunset flies up.

‘Alba! It is time!’

‘Huh?’

‘The portal! It is opening tomorrow.’

‘Are you sure?’

Sunset nods. ‘Corona checked my maths twice. We’re certain that it will be open.’

Alba smiles. ‘Let’s tell my mom. If she approves, we’ll get an exploration party ready.’

The royal family meets in the throne room. Corona, Sunset, Technis and Razzly have joined them. Luna is talking with Corona about her research on the mirror.

‘Are you certain it is safe?’ Luna asks.

‘It seems so,’ Corona replies. ‘I haven’t detected anything using any test I know.’

‘And the book’s author seems to have made repeated trips through the portal while studying it,’ Sunset adds.

‘Shouldn’t we test it more before we try crossing?’ James asks. ‘Maybe a series of unponied probes before building up to a live exploration?’ He gets up. ‘I’m going to start planning a Portal, Wormhole and Nexus Yassociation.’

‘Love the acronym,’ Technis snorts, trying not to laugh.

Alba groans. ‘Dad, it will be fine.’

‘But do you have to be the one who goes?’ Luna asks. ‘Wouldn’t it make more sense to send somepony less important?’

The princess rolls her eyes. ‘I considered sending somepony more expendable, but Helios chickened out.’

‘Hey!’ her brother complains.

‘Besides, if we are potentially going to send more ponies after me, we should make the best first impression we can and send somepony who can negotiate on our behalf. Sending a member of the royal family would demonstrate our seriousness to anypony we may encounter on the other side.’

Luna takes a deep breath and nods. ‘Very well. You may go, but make sure you are prepared. Who knows what dangers you may face.’

The next day. Alba and her family gather around the mirror. The portal shimmers, waiting for somepony to pass through. Alba checks her saddlebag one last time.

‘Bag of bits, journal, camera, phone, my crown...’

Helios raises an eyebrow. ‘Why your crown?’

‘It is good proof of who I am and my credentials. Should be helpful if I get in a sticky situation.’

Luna frowns. ‘It might be risky taking an Element of Harmony to another world, but I am willing to risk it for the sake of saving the world.’

‘Don’t worry. Everything will turn out fine,’ Alba assures. She looks at the portal and takes a deep breath. ‘Okay. Here I go.’

Razzly hugs her friend. ‘Be safe.’

‘If you need backup, I am just a call away,’ Technis says.

The princess smiles and nods. ‘Thanks. You’re a good brother.

‘Me too,’ Helios adds. ‘I can come if you need me.’

Alba stares at her brother. ‘Okay. Cool.’

The prince scowls. ‘Thanks.’

Alba laughs and smiles at Helios. ‘Don’t worry. I’ll be fine.’ She touches the portal. ‘Perfectly fine...’

Alba takes one more breath then crosses the portal. She holds back screaming as she feels her body twisting and changing. The princess grunts as she is hits the ground after being ejected on the other side of the portal. Her belongings spill around her as her bag lands beside her and the statue she fell out of.

‘Okay. Ow.’ Alba moans and rubs her face. ‘Huh?’ She sits up and touches her face again. ‘What the huh? My nose is smaller… and weirdly-shaped. … Wait.’ She holds her arms out in front of her and looks at her hands. ‘What?’ She lifts her legs and looks at her boot-covered feet. ‘What?’ She looks down and pokes the new lumps on her chest. ‘What?’ She hangs her head and closes her eyes as she thinks. She rubs her forehead. ‘Sheesh. I have a freakishly large head.’

‘Wark!’

Alba looks up. A seagull sifts through her spilled backpack.

‘Hey! Shoo!’

The seagull looks up. It holds Alba’s crown in its beak.

‘Put that back!’

‘Wark!’

The seagull spreads its wings and starts taking off. Alba screams and chases the bird. After getting up to speed and flapping hard enough, the seagull takes flight.

‘Get back here you freaking bird!’

Alba picks up a rock and hurls it as hard as she can. The seagull drifts to the side as the rock shoots past its head. Alba screams and looks for another rock. She finds a stone bench and tries ripping it from the pavement.

‘Stupid, dumb bird! You’re worse than Shaun!’

The bench refuses to move. Alba loses her grip and falls back, her dress landing over her head. She fixes her exposure and looks around. A man with blue hair wearing a dingy jumpsuit and standing next a garbage truck is staring at the out-of-place princess.

Alba kicks the bench, knocking off chunk of rock. She catches it and takes aim. ‘What are you staring at, you perv!’

The man hurries into the truck and drives off. Alba growls and throws the rock chunk. She pulls her legs in and balls up. She tries holding back tears as she wonders what to do next.

‘What the hell are you doing here?’

Alba looks up. An older woman with long red and yellow hair wearing a purple tank top, orange skirt and black leather jacket holds a hand to the younger woman.

‘Corona?’

‘Huh? Did crossing over mess with your head or something?’ She grabs Alba’s arm. ‘Come on. Let’s get out of here. You’re causing enough of a scene already.’ She looks around. ‘Not to mention, two odd women hanging around a high school looks very creeperish.’

Alba takes the assistance in standing. ‘Right. Sorry.’

‘Here.’ The woman hands Alba her backpack. ‘I’m Sunset Shimmer. Nice to meet you.’

Alba takes her bag. She stares incredulously. ‘What?’

‘What part? My name or nice meeting you?’

‘Sorry. You look like somepony I know, but you have her sister’s name. You don’t have a younger sister, do you?’

Sunset shakes her head. ‘Sorry. Only child. And it is “someone” in this world. Don’t want to give yourself away.’

Alba looks confused. ‘How do know I am not from here?’

‘I’ll tell you once we get somewhere more private. Come with me.’

Sunset leads Alba to a red sports car and gets the door for her. She gets in and drives away. Alba opens her mouth, but she is cut off.

‘So, how did you get here?’ Sunset asks. ‘Since Twilight dismantled the gate her end, we’re not due for another opening for another couple dozen moons.’

‘Well, uh...’

‘Furthermore, what sort of unit is “moons” anyway? Lunar cycles would be more accurate. Moons can mean anything!’

‘Um, Sunset… I think you are getting a little off topic.’

‘Heh, heh. Right. Sorry. Anyway. Where are you from? How did you get here? What is your name? Do you have any money? And you better buckle up because I am a pretty intense driver.’

The younger girl fastens her seatbelt. ‘Uh… My name is Alba. I am from Canterlot. I used that mirror portal you seem to know about. And I had some bits with me when crossed over.’

Sunset pull the car off the street. ‘Good. Then you’re buying.’

Alba growls as Sunset orders them some food at a drive thru. The women sit silently as they get their food, which Alba has to pay for. Once they have their meal, they drive away again.

‘Sorry about that,’ Sunset apologizes. ‘I haven’t had breakfast yet.’

‘But it is...’ -- Alba finds a clock on the dashboard -- ‘almost noon. You should be more responsible.’

Sunset rolls her eyes. ‘Ugh. You sound like Celestia… Both of them.’

‘Huh?’

‘As you probably guessed by now, I came from another world too. I was once Princess Celestia’s top students until we had a falling out. I was replaced by Twilight Sparkle, who I assume you know since you look just like her.’ She laughs. ‘Though your hair makes you look like her husband.’

‘What?’ Sunset shows Alba a vanity mirror. The younger woman groans and tries flattening her hair. ‘Happens all the damn time these days...’ She sits back and grumbles. ‘Anyway. My relation to Twilight Sparkle is murky. In the world I am from, she is dead.’

‘Are you trying to tell me the portal connects to two different worlds? How come nobody has crossed from your world before? I’ve been watching it ever since I first came here.’

‘Well, until a few days ago, our end was face-down in the castle basement’s basement.’

‘And you thought you’d just hop on in and take a look. I appreciate the initiative you are showing.’

‘I’m not here for fun.’ Alba sighs. ‘Our world’s in trouble. I came here to see if it is a good place to hopefully evacuate some ponies to.’ She looks at her hands. ‘Or whatever we are here.’ She groans. ‘I woke up today with wings and a horn. Now, I have hands and’ -- she pokes her breasts -- ‘these big things.’

Sunset laughs. ‘Well, I don’t know about evacuating citizens here. I can show you what I can, but you might be in for a bit of disappointment.’

‘Tell me about it.’ Alba looks out her window. ‘Ten seconds here and a seagull stole my crown.’

Sunset slams on the brakes. Other cars honk and veer around the stopped vehicle.

‘Crown? What sort of crown? Don’t tell me you had an Element of Harmony.’

‘I won’t tell you that, but it is true.’

Sunset starts slamming her head into the driver’s wheel, honking the horn with each hit. ‘Damn it. Don’t you know what will happen if you bring a powerful magic object to another world? Especially one without magic!’

‘Hey! I didn’t know I was going to be assaulted by a bird as soon as I stepped on the other side of the portal! Or maybe if you found me a few moments earlier, you could have prevented the crown-naping!’

‘How is this even my fault!’

‘I don’t know! You just started yelling at me first!’

The women snarl at each other. There is a tap on Sunset’s window.

‘Everything okay, ma’am?’ a police officer asks.

Sunset lowers her window. ‘Everything’s fine. My, uh, cousin here just told me she lost something very important. Seems she is going to spend her whole vacation with me finding it again.’

‘Would you mind looking somewhere else? You’re holding up traffic.’

‘Sorry about that officer.’ Sunset raises her window and drives away. ‘It is going to be hell getting your crown back.’ She groans, ‘Gotta tell Sonata to keep Adagio from finding out about it...’

‘Sorry.’ Alba digs through her pack for her phone. ‘I just need to make one call, and the entire New Lunar Republic army can be here in moments.’

‘A full-scale military invasion from another world. That will go over well.’

‘Well, I don’t hear you coming up with any plans.’

Sunset thinks. ‘I have a friend in Downtown City who can talk with animals, but it would take too long getting her out here before you have to return to your world.’

Alba covers a laugh. ‘Downtown City? That is a stupid name.’

‘What? And all the horse puns are better?’

‘What do you mean?’

‘Canterlot. Trottingham. Manehattan. And best of all, Ponyville. It is like something out of a cartoon for young girls.’

Alba snorts and sits back. ‘Whatever.’ She stares out the window. ‘If Fluttershy were alive, she would be able to help us.’

Sunset tenses up. ‘What was that?’

‘There was once a pony named Fluttershy in my world who could talk with animals. Too bad there isn’t anyone like that here.’

Sunset’s driving slows. ‘That might not be entirely untrue...’

Alba looks at the other woman quizzically.

Sunset stops the car. ‘Oh, look! We’re here.’ She gets out of the car and goes to a door. ‘Well, come on.’

Alba sighs and follows. Sunset leads her through a lobby to an elevator. The older woman fidgets nervously the whole elevator ride. She shows Alba to an apartment.

‘So, uh, this is home,’ Sunset says.

Alba looks around. ‘A bit of a step down from the palace, but I’ve seen worse.’

‘Well, excuse me, princess.’

The guest sighs and sits on a couch. ‘So, what were you saying about someone like Fluttershy?’

‘I… wasn’t saying anything. Nope. Not a thing.’ Sunset gets out a laptop. ‘Hey! How about I show you a few things about this world so that you can report back how bad of an idea it is to colonize here.’

Alba scrutinizes her host. ‘Sure… Let me see it.’

Sunset gives Alba the laptop. The princess quickly types ‘Fluttershy’ and searches.

‘Don’t search that!’ Sunset shouts.

Alba glares at the screen, eye twitching. ‘Tiniest Animal Store, owner: Fluttershy.’ She gets up and goes to the door.

‘Wait! Where are you going?’

‘I got the address from the computer. I figure I can hail a cab and get there.’

‘Please don’t. It would be… awkward.’

‘How awkward?’

‘Well, um… We sorta had a big fight recently.’

‘You’re kidding, right? The fate of both our worlds rests in the balance, and you are scared to apologize to someone?’

‘That is not exactly it...’

The princess shakes her head. ‘What did you fight about?’

‘It is embarrassing, and I don’t want to talk about it.’

Alba groans and goes back to the couch. ‘I am a princess, and I teach at my mother’s school. I have saved the world, negotiated with ancient evils, battled changeling queens and put up with Shaun. I think I can handle patching up your friendship.’

‘It was a really big fight.’

The princess cracks her knuckles. ‘Then I’ll just have to be really persuasive.’

Sunset facepalms and shakes her head. ‘I don’t want to deal with this right now. How about I teach you a little more about my world and we’ll talk about Shy later, okay?’

‘Fine.’ Alba picks up the laptop and types away.

‘Great! What’s your poison?’ Sunset goes to the refrigerator. ‘I have beer, wine, vodka… AJ gave me a ton of hard cider recently.’ She looks at her guest. ‘You’re a princess… I’m betting you’re a wine drinker.’

Alba blushes and pulls the laptop up to try covering her face. ‘I just turned eighteen! I’m not old enough yet!’

‘I won’t tell if you won’t.’

Alba keeps typing, trying to ignore Sunset. ‘Give me a hard cider,’ she mumbles. ‘My big brother lets me have them all the time...’

‘That’s the spirit!’ Sunset cheers, getting two bottles from the fridge. ‘Though technically, they aren’t spirits.’

Alba sighs and keeps researching, taking the bottle when it is handed to her.

After hours of learning and drinking, Alba is pretty disappointed. Everything she has found shows that this new world would be horrible for evacuation. She has ended up browsing about the world’s popular culture while stretching across the couch. Sunset sits with her new acquaintance. She has her cosmetics out and is painting Alba’s toes.

‘If your movies are anything to go by,’ Alba comments, ‘then just knowing we exist would keep us in a lab for the rest of our lives.’

‘I know, right? Probably dissect us to see if we are still ponies on the inside. See if we have hearts as strong as horses.’

The princess snickers. ‘Aside from being a little tipsy right now, I am certain I am as healthy as a horse.’

‘I remember when I told everyone I was from the same world as Twilight. My friends were surprisingly calm, probably because Twilight’s reveal dealt with all the initial shock. That or my whole she-demon fiasco.’ Sunset raises Alba’s foot and blows on the nail polish. ‘Alba… You mentioned someone like me in your world. What is she like?’

‘Corona?’ Alba shrugs. ‘I guess she is like you. Smart, ambitious, friendly. She is a good sister to our Sunset and a great cousin and role model to me.’

‘She is your cousin?’

Alba smiles and nods. ‘Luna is my mother. Celestia is her grandmother. That sort of makes us cousins.’

‘If she is related to Celestia in your world...’ Sunset shakes her head. ‘Never mind.’ She starts painting Alba’s other foot. ‘Do you have a boyfriend back home?’

The princess blushes and tries hiding her face again. ‘I am busy trying to save my world from peril. I don’t have time for dating.’

‘What about this “Shaun” you keep mentioning?’

‘He is just a friend, and the ruler of the Griffin Empire. Besides, I really doubt he would ever be interested in somepony like me.’

Sunset laughs. ‘I am sure there are lots of guys interested in a pretty girl like you.’ She smiles. ‘When I was your age, I was dating the nicest guy. He was on the yearbook and school paper. A photographer. Sadly, we broke up after graduation since we were going to different universities. If you ever meet someone named “Shady”, give him a chance.’

Alba rolls her eyes. ‘I’ll keep that in mind.’ She types a bit. ‘Why didn’t you look him up after uni?’

‘I don’t know. When I got back in town, I ran into my friends again, and we just picked up where we left off.’ She sips her drink. ‘I see Shy all the time. We get along great..’

‘Unless you don’t see eye to eye on the subject of mystery.’

‘Drop it or I’ll drop you.’

‘Please. Did you see the rocks I threw? I bet I could have taken the head off that pervert garbageman if I tried.’

‘Pervert garbageman?’ Sunset scowls. ‘You should do your best to avoid him. He is nothing but trouble.’

‘You know him.’

‘Technically, he is the reason I met Twilight and made all my friends, but he is scum. Pure and simple.’

‘I take it you have some history.’

Sunset simmers with anger. ‘I dated him for a time. All he really cared about was his stupid guitar. The night we broke up, he tried forcing himself on me.’ She smirks and wangs a finger. ‘I’m surprised I hit him given that small a target. Anyway, he got to school first that morning so he made up the story that I dumped him, not the way it really happened. Given my reputation, everyone believed that more than the truth. His lack of remorse towards the end of our relationship, the constant catty comments behind my back and just enough leftover anger towards Princess Celestia almost made me destroy this world. Thankfully, Twilight Sparkle saved the day.’

‘I’m sensing a little resentment.’

‘Just some.’ Sunset takes a drink. ‘If you meant towards Twilight, there is not one bit of anger. I gained a new set of friends who helped me recover. Principal Celestia helped a lot too.’ She stands and stretches. ‘You pick out something to watch on Netflix. I’ll order us some pizza and get another round. That is...’ -- she smirks -- ‘unless you want something stronger.’

Alba starts looking up movies. ‘Hard cider is more than enough for me. Besides, your friend must have stolen my brother’s recipe. It tastes and kicks exactly the same.’

Sunset laughs as she goes to the kitchen. ‘Applejack and your brother must have learned from the best.’ She stretches again. ‘Hope you don’t mind a little meat on your pie. I’m feeling like a bit of a carnivore tonight.’

Alba sighs as she continues her search for a film.

‘Yo. Princess. Time to get up.’

Sunset shakes the guest sleeping in her bed. Alba groans as she wakes up. The bedding barely covers the princess. Her clothes are heaped by the side of the bed with her panties hanging around her ankle. She wipes aways some drool with her left hand since her right arm is under her. Sunset sighs, shaking her head.

‘I know how interesting a new body is for the first time, but you could have at least considered the fact that you are staying in someone else’s place,’ the host groans. ‘Anyway. Get dressed. This is probably the hangover talking, but we are about to do something stupid.’

Alba wipes her hands on the bedding before reclaiming her underwear. ‘What are we doing?’

‘We’re going to see Fluttershy.’

A tall, thin woman with long pink hair wearing a bright yellow dress arranges pet toys on a shelf while singing to herself. A corral of animals play in a day camp area in another part of the store. A chime sounds when someone enters the store.

Fluttershy turns. ‘Welcome to Tiniest Animal Store. How may I help… Oh.’ She turns away and huffs, ‘Please leave.’

Sunset looks at the floor sheepishly. ‘Uh, hey, Shy. D-do you have a moment?’

‘Get out,’ Fluttershy snorts. ‘I’ll call the cops, or do I have to get the shotgun under the counter?’

‘Shy, you don’t have a shotgun.’

‘But I do have THIS!’

Fluttershy spins around and throws an item as hard as she can. A rubber hot dog lands barely a meter from the woman. Both women stare at the toy. Fluttershy blushes bright red in embarrassment and holds back tears. A light purple Cavalier King Charles spaniel wearing a beret rushes out of the day camp and grabs the toy, squeaking it as she chews it during her retreat.

‘Damn it...’ Fluttershy swears to herself, still looking down to try and hide her embarrassment.

‘I thought it was very threatening,’ Sunset replies.

‘Yes, threatening as a butterfly,’ Alba comments, stepping around her escort. ‘Now, Fluttershy, we need your help.’

‘Who are you?’ Fluttershy whispers.

‘I am Princess Alba,’ she introduces. ‘I have a bit of a situation that requires your assistance.’

‘Princess? Like Twilight?’

‘Not exactly.’

‘I can explain later,’ Sunset says. ‘Right now, we really need your help.’

‘Like I would help you,’ Fluttershy huffs, ‘throwing’ another toy.

‘Would you help me?’ Alba asks.

‘I don’t even know you...’

The princess walks forward, picking up the chew toy as she goes. ‘Please, Fluttershy. This is really important. You might not know who I am yet, but I am sure you’ll get to know me as we go.’

Fluttershy takes the toy. ‘I don’t know what I can do to help… What happened?’

Alba sighs dejectedly. ‘It is really stupid.’ She laughs. ‘A seagull took my crown.’

‘Crown?’ Fluttershy covers a laugh. ‘A seagull took your crown?’ She lets a laugh slip out. ‘How does a seagull take a crown? That is just silly!’ She laughs at the situation.

‘Fluttershy, this is serious,’ Sunset interrupts. ‘This is like when I took Twilight’s crown.’

Fluttershy scowls at the other woman. ‘Are you causing trouble again?’

‘I’m trying to help her. Please, Shy. Will you help us?’

Fluttershy takes a deep breath and thinks. She glares at Sunset. ‘Are you driving?’

Sunset shakes her head at the implication. ‘No way. You drive too freaking slow. I might drive fast, but I drive safely.’

‘Ladies, please!’ Alba shouts, stepping between them. ‘I think we’re losing sight of what is really important here: the missing crown which could be used to destroy the world.’

‘Oh, sure. Make everything about you now,’ Sunset huffs.

‘No wonder you two get along,’ Fluttershy counters. ‘Although, saving the world is important.’

Alba grabs Fluttershy’s arm. ‘Good enough for me. Glad to see you’re on my page. You’re the one we needed anyway.’

A bus passes by the store. Sunset feels as though she was just thrown under it. ‘Wow. Thanks, princess. Not like I let you stay at my place or anything.’

‘Sorry. You said that Fluttershy was the one I’d need, so unless you two can agree to get along and put your argument behind you, I’m set with just her.’

‘And people think I wasn’t ready to be a true princess...’ Sunset growls.

Fluttershy looks at the other women then at the ground. ‘I guess Sunset can come… but only if she is nice.’ She glances up. ‘You too, princess. You’re being very rude.’

‘See! We can agree on stuff,’ Sunset states. ‘We can be friends again.’

Fluttershy frowns and looks away.

Alba gives an exasperated sigh. ‘Great. We’re all on the same page. Let’s find my crown!’

Alba marches out of the store. Sunset smiles. She looks back at Fluttershy. The other woman sighs, rolls her eyes and follows the others.

Sunset hangs her head in shame. Alba stares at Fluttershy, confused. Fluttershy is crouching in the middle of a park, next to a bin. Seagulls pick at the refuse as the woman talks to them. Other park patrons give the women confused or disturbed looks as they pass.

‘Thank you! ♥!’ Fluttershy stands and wipes her hands on her dress. She turns to the others. ‘I think we have a lead.’

‘That is so weird,’ Sunset complains. ‘This is worse than when you talk to squirrels.’

Fluttershy glares at the other woman.

‘What did you get, dare I ask?’ Alba dares.

Fluttershy glares at the princess as well and snorts. ‘Are you two having fun teasing me?’

‘Maybe a little,’ Alba replies.

The two older women groan.

‘What! Honesty is a good policy to have.’

Fluttershy shakes her head and crosses her arms. ‘Anyway, they told me that a seagull with something shiny was living in the dump. That could be it.’

Alba facepalms. ‘Helios is going to tease me to no end when he hears this whole story.’

Sunset grimaces. ‘Now I really wish you were driving, Shy. It is going to suck getting the stink out of my car.’

‘Maybe you deserve it for everything you have done,’ Fluttershy quips, walking away.

‘Was she talking to me or you?’

‘Yes,’ Sunset replies, following her friend.

Alba sighs and walks after them.

Sunset’s car pulls up to the dump. The woman has a disgusted expression when she gets out of her car. Alba looks around as she gets out. Fluttershy holds her nose as she joins the others.

‘What an incredible smell you discovered, princess,’ Sunset comments.

‘Proper sanitation and landfills are a necessary part of any functioning society,’ Alba replies. ‘Thought I never thought I would see one up close...’

‘Uh, I don’t see anymore seagulls...’ Fluttershy starts.

‘Neither do I,’ Sunset replies, ‘but that shouldn’t stop you from coming in case we do. I’d hate having to catch one and possibly hurting it to bring it back to you.’

Fluttershy whimpers and follows as the others head to the gate. As they get closer, they hear yelling and squawking.

‘Let go of that, you stupid bird!’ a male voice shouts.

‘Wark!’ a seagull shouts back.

The garbageman Alba encountered the other day is fighting a seagull for the princess’ crown. Sunset growls as she steps forward. The man gets control of the crown and laughs evilly.

‘You better have been getting that for us, Flash,’ Sunset hisses.

Flash yelps and faces the women, trying to hide the crown behind his back. ‘What crown? What are you talking about?’

Alba rolls her eyes and faces the man. ‘Yeah. Like you are the first to steal it to try to pawn it.’ She holds a hand out. ‘Please give it back or this will get ugly.’

‘Like your face,’ Sunset adds.

‘Calm down, Sunny,’ Fluttershy whispers.

‘That’s right, Sunny,’ Flash agrees. ‘You wouldn’t want this to get messy.’

The man draws a handgun from his jumpsuit and points it at Alba. The other women back up while the princess holds her ground.

‘Is that supposed to scare me?’ Alba sighs. ‘Can I have my crown back now?’

‘It is mine now,’ Flash replies. ‘I know what it is. I know what it can do. This is my ticket out of here and into the life I deserve. I’ll even get the princess that was taken from me too.’

Alba blinks. ‘Okay. Cool. Crown. Givie. Now.’

Flash thinks for a moment. He lowers the gun and holds the crown out. Alba steps forward. Before she can reach the crown, Flash grabs her and traps her with his arm while aiming the gun at her again.

‘Alba!’

‘Oh no!’

‘Ha! I win! I get the crown and the princess!’ Flash gloats. ‘There is nothing you can do to stop me. You could have had me when we were younger, Sunset, but now you’ll wish you never broke up with me after I ruin everything you care for.’ He smirks. ‘Though I am not adverse to having a harem.’

‘Go screw yourself!’ Sunset shouts. ‘No matter what you do, we will never submit to you. I will fight you to protect my friends. Magic or none, I will not let you win.’

‘You really don’t seem to realize the predicament you are in. You lost! I just need to place the crown on my head, and I’ll transform into the creature that will be your new ruler.’ He laughs. ‘I hope it has wings and horns.’

Alba yawns. ‘Are you done yet? I’d really like my crown back.’

‘I’m just getting started.’

‘Yeah. Right. Whatever. Is it my turn to do something?’

‘Shut up, bitch! Once I get what is mine, you’ll learn your place.’

‘You know… That is no way to talk to a woman, especially if she is a princess.’

‘Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?’

Alba laughs. She grabs Flash’s wrist and pulls the gun from his hand while he is surprised. In the same motion, she tosses the weapon as far as she can, sending it flying into the dump. She elbows backwards, loosening Flash’s grip on her. Keeping the grip on his wrist, she twists his arm back as she slips behind him. With two swift kicks to his knees, she drops him to a kneeling position. One more kick to the back gets him on the ground. Still holding his arm back, Alba steps over Flash and tries taking her crown. When he won’t let go, she places the heel of her boot on his neck and slowly applies pressure.

‘Okay. Let go,’ she coaxes. ‘Come on. Let go. Almost there. That’s a good boy.’

Flash’s grip on the crown goes when he passes out due to loss of oxygen. Alba calmly picks it up and puts it in her pack.

‘At times like this, I am glad my big brother is an assassin.’ She smiles at the others. ‘I’m good to go if you are.’

Alba walks towards the others, but they back away.

‘Oh, come on. I’m not going to hurt you.’

‘Is he… dead?’ Fluttershy asks.

‘Nah. Just unconscious. And he is face down too, so he won’t choke on his own vomit.’

‘If Twilight pulled moves like that on me, I would have dropped out of the race for the crown right then and there,’ Sunset comments. ‘Where’d you learn to do that?’

‘One of my brothers taught me. This isn’t the first time I was held hostage or my life was threatened.’ Alba laughs. ‘Beats having to fight a changeling queen though.’ She takes a deep breath and coughs. ‘Can I take a shower before I go back? I don’t want my family finding out about this as soon as I return.’

Sunset nods. ‘Of course… I’ll even loan you bus fare to get back.’

Alba cracks her knuckles.

‘Or we can keep all the windows down on the ride back to my place. Same thing.’

Alba exchanges farewells with her new friends. Fluttershy blushes a bit as she returns the hug she is getting. The princess lets go and steps back. She has an extra bag filled with gifts with her.

‘Thank you so much for your help,’ Alba says. ‘I couldn’t have done it without you.’

‘Except if you didn’t lose you crown in the first place,’ Sunset snides.

‘I also meant learning all I could about your world and the people in it. It was quite fascinating.’

‘Yes, I thought I heard you learning more about yourself during your shower.’

‘That was for science!’ Alba snaps.

‘You gave us a very interesting adventure too,’ Fluttershy states. ‘I had… fun?’

‘I don’t think that word means what you think it means,’ the others reply.

‘Anyway! I put in a few calls and got you some gifts from my world.’ Alba puts her arm into the portal. She returns with a fiery, red and yellow egg and holds it to Fluttershy. ‘If anyone asks where you got a phoenix...’

Fluttershy’s eyes go wide. ‘You will give me the egg.’

Alba reaches back. ‘As for you, Sunset...’

‘You didn’t have to get me anything.’

Alba returns with a tiara. ‘As princess of the New Lunar Republic, I hereby declare you Duchess Sunset Shimmer for your deeds aiding both the Republic and Equestria.’ She places the tiara on Sunset’s head. ‘I figure your friend Twilight owes you at least this much too. Not to mention the title will be moot once our world ends.’

Sunset shimmers with excitement for her new title. ‘I’m a real princess now.’

‘Not quite, but close.’

Sunset hugs Alba. ‘Princesses!’

Alba breaks free. ‘All right. That’s enough. You don’t want to make a scene.’

‘Sorry. I am just so excited.’ Sunset takes off the tiara and looks at it. ‘Can I banish people?’

‘Not really, even if you were back in the Republic.’ Alba scowls. ‘You’re not thinking of getting revenge for your argument.’

Sunset shakes her head. ‘I had realized I was stupid for fighting Fluttershy in the first place.’ She laughs. ‘We practically agreed anyway.’

Fluttershy nods. ‘It was a stupid fight anyway. There are more important things to worry about.’

Alba sighs and looks at the portal. ‘You got that right.’

Sunset smiles. ‘Maybe you can find a way to Equestria. I know Twilight would love meeting you, and maybe you’d be able to come and visit with her and her family sometime.’

‘That would be great.’ Alba turns away. ‘I’ll miss you. Stay safe.’

‘You too, princess.’

‘We’re rooting for you.’ Fluttershy takes a deep breath. ‘yay~~~~~!’

Alba laughs and steps forward. ‘Before I go, what were you two fighting about anyway?’

The women blush.

‘Like I said, it is stupid,’ Sunset replies. ‘See, I cut my sandwiches diagonally while Shy cuts them in a X pattern.’

‘That is pretty much the same thing anyway...’

Alba’s eye twitches. ‘Sandwiches? Really?’

‘How do you cut them?’

‘Like my father, I don’t.’

Alba groans and shakes her head as she crosses the portal. The others have one last laugh before leaving.

Alba steps out of the portal in Corona’s room. Her mother and cousins watch her. The princess smiles weakly when she sees them. ‘Hey, everyone.’

Corona raises an eyebrow. ‘Reading a lot of Lyra’s fiction while you were away?’

Alba laughs. ‘Sorry, Sunset. I just got used to their way of speaking.’

‘Huh? Did crossing over mess with your head or something? I’m Corona.’

‘Right. Sorry. You reminded me of someone I met.’

‘How was it?’ Luna asks. ‘Is the world suitable?’

Alba shakes her head. ‘While we could cross without incident, the government of that world would likely treat us as hostiles. A few ponies could sneak in and make a living, but it would be hard for more than a hoofful.’

‘That is disappointing to hear. Perhaps we could send a few willing ponies to live there.’

Alba shrugs. ‘That might work. I’ll have my report written up soon, so you can choose a group to cross right away.’ She yawns. ‘If you’ll excuse me, I want to get some rest.’

Alba trots away. She levitates her mobile and works on her report. Corona and Sunset follow the princess.

‘What was the world like?’ Sunset asks.

‘It was pretty interesting,’ Alba replies. ‘The people were nice. Lots of interesting technology. Everything was so fascinating. I had a lot of fun just getting to know my new body.’

Corona covers a laugh. ‘Knowing you, you studied that subject a lot.’

‘It was for science!’

The Shimmers snicker at their cousin.

‘Alba!’

The young mares stop as Helios gallops up to them.

Alba hugs her brother. ‘So good to see you again too.’

‘Okay. Cool.’

Alba snorts.

Helios levitates a scroll. ‘I found this scroll with a spell that allows communication between worlds. I think we can use it to contact Full Moon in her world. Maybe she will be able to help us.’

‘Helios, I just got back...’

‘That’s fine. Take some time to rest. I’ll find one of Full Moon’s dolls so we can use it in the spell.’

Alba nods as she heads away. ‘Fine. Fine. I just hope it doesn’t end up as crazy this adventure was...’

Author's Note

RoH Timeline: Alba crosses to the "Equestria Girls" universe and encounters the FiM universe Sunset Shimmer. Helios finds a spell that might lead Alba to Rei. Alba discovers the joy of eating meat.

EqG Timeline: Sunset is made a 'real' royal. Fluttershy gets a pet phoenix.

LPS Crossover: Fluttershy's shop and everything in it is a reference to LPS. Sunset's friend in Downtown City is Blythe.

Cast note: What? Did you expect He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named to appear and not be the villain? Hell! I would have preferred Voldemort to him!

Story Note: How did the RoH universe get a mirror to Equestria Girls? Simple. Starswirl made it. As we all know from the comics, Starswirl made a prototype portal to other worlds that was tunable, but he also had plans for a portal that matched the one in EqG. It is conceivable that the RoH Starswirl made similar portals and just left them in his secret laboratory in Canterlot after Discord killed Celestia. They cannot use the tunable portal since evil!Celestia destroyed the one in the FiM (and thus TWP/SCS) universe, but the EqG linked one is still fine.
Having the tunable portal could also explain how RoH Celestia had a family similar to FiM/TWP/SCS Celestia if she were able to shack up with good!Sombra...

PS: When you read that Sunset and Fluttershy were fighting, did you think it was going to be about anything other than sandwiches?

My Sister's Past is Today

Main Characters: Sweetie Belle, Sunset, Corona, Celestia
Cameos: Tibbles (and Luna, I guess), Moon Glow, Technis
Original Start Date: April 13, 2013

In the royal library, Sunset Shimmer types using her wings, humming one of her brother-in-law's songs as she works. Absorbed in her work, she is oblivious to the world around her. A hoof waved in front of her face fails to get a reaction, so her desk is kicked instead. Sunset jumps and looks around. She spots Sweetie Belle staring at her, looking rather annoyed.

‘May I help you?’ the pegasus asks.

Sweetie rolls her eyes. ‘As catchy as your song was, yes, I could use some help.’

Sunset smiles. ‘Sorry. My sister's husband wrote that about her. It is hard to get out of your head once you hear it.’

‘Right. Anyway...’ The unicorn digs in her saddlebag and gets out a slip of paper. ‘My employer wants to get some records on some ponies from the other world. I was told to find somepony named "Sunset Shimmer".’

‘That's me,’ Sunset replies. ‘Celestia asked me to oversee the cataloging and integration of all the books and records saved from my homeworld.’ She giggles happily. ‘It has been so much fun.’

Sweetie raises an eyebrow. ‘Were you related to Princess Twilight in your world?’

Sunset gets up and stretches. ‘Nope. Unless you count the queen marrying the pony that was sorta her after she died.’

‘Huh?’

The pegasus goes around her workstation and to a door. ‘Anyway. Come with me and I'll get what you need.’

Sweetie rolls her eyes again and follows Sunset through the door. They head past a pair of guards to a room with a computer terminal. Sunset sets a hoof on a scanner and the system starts.

‘Prince Sparkle set up this secure database with all of the public information we sent from my world,’ Sunset explains. ‘We are currently merging it with this world's archives, but it is still searchable. Just give me your list of names, and I'll get what you need.’

Sweetie rounds the terminal as she levitates her note to Sunset. ‘So, everything about everypony is on here?’

The pegasus starts pulling up the requested files. ‘As much as we could send. I made sure we saved all the literature, science and history before any thought was given to backing up frivolous things like blogs or fan fiction. Although, the king insisted on saving all of the government records.’ She shakes her head. ‘Boring!’
The unicorn nods, staring at the screen. ‘Uh, huh. So you're saying I could look up anypony I want on this thing.’

‘In theory, yes...’

‘Look me up!’

Sunset looks up from the terminal. ‘Uh, I don't know who you are...’

Sweetie frowns. ‘Ah... I'm only super famous in this world...’ She smiles again. ‘I'm Sweetie Belle! Nice to meet you!’

‘I'm Sunset Shimmer,’ Sunset replies, typing.

‘You have a cute name,’ Sweetie comments.

Sunset finishes typing and sits back. Sweetie crowds forward to read the screen. She uses her magic to scroll through the information.

‘Ah... I died in your world. That's sad. Oh! What does it say about me here?’ She sees her entry, squeaks and tries covering the screen.

‘What's it say?’

‘Nothing!’

Sunset pushes Sweetie's foreleg out of the way. ‘It says you have a sister who's married to a dragon, and your job is singer comma... Really?’

Sweetie laughs nervously and rubs the back of her head.

The pegasus shrugs. ‘Eh. Just like Technis.’ She starts closing the program.

‘Wait!’ Sweetie begs. ‘There are a few more names I want to look up...’

‘I don't know...’

Sweetie makes the biggest doe eyes and saddest frown she can muster. ‘Please?’

Sunset groans and looks away. ‘Ugh. You're worse than Alba's friend when she wants something.’ She sighs. ‘Fine!’

Sweetie cheers and asks about her friends.
...

Later. Sweetie sits at the terminal, reading the screen. Sunset paces behind her.

‘I wonder if it would be stealing if I give copies of your Image's work to my Image...’ the unicorn wonders, scrolling through a screen. ‘Meh! I prefer my Image's work more.’

‘Are you almost done?’ Sunset complains. ‘I really don't think you should be looking all of this stuff up.’

‘Just one more friend to look up,’ Sweetie replies, typing. ‘ "Sunset Shimmer". ’

‘Me?!’ the pegasus squeaks.

‘Of course! We're friends, right?’

‘I-I never really had a friend before...’ She smiles and nods in agreement.

‘Great!’ Sweetie smiles back. ‘Because I need your password to get in?’

Sunset looks at the screen. ‘What? You were logged in as me this whole time.’

The unicorn points at a red screen. ‘But I need new authorization.’

Sunset frowns as she reads the screen. ‘I don't understand. I shouldn't be locked out... I thought you were searching your friends in this world?’

‘I was. Wait. Does that mean there is a you in this world already?’

‘I... I...’ Sunset types a few commands. ‘Why would grandma seal those files?’ She notices part of the screen. ‘That's not me.’

‘Huh?’

‘The picture on the file. It is my sister.’

That night at dinner, Sunset stares at her plate while her grandmother and aunt enjoy their meal. The young pegasus keeps thinking about the file she found with Sweetie Belle and wonders why it is locked.

‘I wish you wouldn't insist on allowing your pet rodents to eat at the table,’ Celestia scoffs. ‘They are scaring dear Sunset,’ she adds, putting a wing around her granddaughter.

Luna swallows a bite of food. ‘You're just jealous that they have more table manners than your overblown parrot.’

Beside her, an opossum, the current generation of Tiberius, wipes his mouth on a napkin before continuing to dine on a stack of cookies using a miniature knife and fork. Above him, Philomena makes motions like she is groaning and rolling her eyes.

Celestia groans and rolls her eyes before turning to Sunset. ‘Your aunt's pet aside, I have noticed that you are troubled. Do you wish to talk about it?’

‘I made a friend today...’ the young made starts.

‘Wonderful!’ her grandmother cheers. She instantly turns serious. ‘Do not tell Twilight Sparkle you can make friends while hiding in the library all day. I will literally never hear the end of it.’

‘She wanted to access the personal files that we brought from my world.’

Celestia nods. ‘I have to do that soon too. I wonder if your king had to put up with rodent infestations too.’

Luna and Tibbles stick their tongues at Celestia.

‘Why was there a file with my name in this world already?’ Sunset asks. ‘Why did it have my sister's picture on it.’

Celestia's expression changes from playful to stoic. ‘You are not allowed to access that file. You are not ready.’

‘Why not? What's in it?’

‘Careful. Those are banishment questions,’ Luna warns.

‘This is not a joke!’ her sister snaps.

‘I was only speaking the truth, sister.’

Celestia frowns and looks at Sunset. ‘Do not press this matter further. I'll speak to you about it when you are ready.’ She smiles weakly. ‘Now, tell me about your new friend.’

Sunset breathes deeply, wanting to ask more. She sighs and tells about Sweetie Belle.

Sunset sits at her desk. She tents her wings over her head as she stares at her computer screen. A hoof waved in front of her face fails to get a reaction, so her desk is kicked instead. The startled pegasus jumps and looks around. Sweetie Belle smiles at her friend.

‘We have to stop meeting like this,’ the unicorn teases.

‘Hey, Sweetie Belle,’ Sunset sighs.

The unicorn sits and looks at her friend. ‘I take it you got some bad news about this world's you.’

‘Grandma won't tell me about her, but she knows something about her. Aunt Luna implied that I'd get in big trouble if I kept asking.’

Sweetie thinks for a moment. ‘When you say "Aunt Luna", does that mean " grandma " is..?’ She gets a nod. ‘Oh my Luna! That is so awesome! Do you have a crown? Can I try it on?’

‘Focus,’ Sunset hisses. ‘I have more important problems than who I'm related to.’

‘Well, technically...’

Sunset simmers as she glares at her friend, a low growl building.

Sweetie waves her forelegs. ‘Okay, okay! How can I help?’

Sunset sulks again. Then an idea comes to her. ‘You know, I read your file yesterday...’

‘I don't like where this is going.’ She pauses for a moment. ‘The coroner might not like it either.’

The pegasus shakes her head. ‘Nothing like that. You just need to break in and get me a copy of the file.’

‘And how do I do that?’

‘I don't know. You're the crazy ninja assassin. You figure it out.’

Sweetie groans and facehoofs.

The next morning. Sunset is surprised to see Sweetie Belle waiting for her when she gets to the library. The unicorn smiles proudly as her friend approaches.

‘Good news?’ Sunset asks.

Sweetie shakes her head. ‘Nope! Terrible! Somepony tried breaking into the archives last night. I didn't want to, but my employer assigned me to help with the security check.’

The pegasus raises an eyebrow. ‘You seem chipper about this.’

Sweetie fakes a frown. ‘It was a hard fight. I didn't want to spend all day in the royal library, especially this early in the morning, but no, I have to learn to support all aspects of Equestria, no matter what.’

‘Did you even breathe in that last sentence?’

The unicorn's smile returns. ‘By the end of the day, I'll have what you are looking for.’

Sunset goes to her desk. ‘Then why are you here?’

‘I'm working on it.’

Before Sunset can question further, a cream-colored unicorn comes out of the back.

‘Here is a copy of the file you asked for, Sweetie,’ Moon Glow says. ‘I don't really get it. It is just somepony who used to go to Celestia's school.’

Sweetie levitates the file to Sunset. The pegasus nervously starts reading. Her eyes goes wide, and she starts flipping through the pages, quickly absorbing the information.

‘Anything good?’ Sweetie asks.

‘I... My sister... No, Sunset...’ Sunset shakes her head. ‘I have to go!’

The pegasus darts from the room as fast as her wings can carry her.

Celestia and Luna discuss business in the throne room. Luna slumps on her throne while Tiberius offers her a mug of coffee. Behind them, Kibitz brews a fresh pot. The main doors open, and Sunset storms in.

‘Sunset? How may we help you?’ Celestia asks.

‘Did you say that to her too before you abandoned her in the mirror?’ her granddaughter demands.

Celestia frowns. ‘I knew letting your friend into such a sensitive area was a bad idea.’

Luna slinks away. ‘I think I'll fine her sister...’

The younger princess scurries away, taking her opossum and coffee with her. Sunset glares up at Celestia.

‘What do you think you know?’ Celestia asks as calmly as she can.

‘The other Sunset, your Sunset, how could you?’ the pegasus seethes.

The princess shakes her head. ‘She did it all to herself.’

‘Liar!’

Celestia stands and stomps a hoof. ‘It is the truth! I loved Sunset! Her ambition drove us apart, but I still cared for her. I still care for her!’

‘Then why didn't you ask for her to return? After all these years...’

‘She has her own life now,’ Celestia replies. ‘If she returns, it will be her decision.’ She closes her eyes. ‘From what Twilight tells me, Sunset is happy in her new home.’

‘But she's your...’

‘She's me,’ Corona states, trotting up behind her sister. ‘She is the me from this world.’

‘Y-you knew too?’ Sunset grabs her sister. ‘Why didn't you tell me!’

Corona gently pushes her sister back with her magic. ‘Would you have freaked out any less if we told you sooner?’

Sunset tries forming words, but she cannot say anything.
‘I didn't think so.’ Corona offers her sister a hug. ‘We didn't want to tell you since I knew you'd think the worst.’

Sunset gives her sister a hug. ‘W-why'd you think that?’

Corona nuzzles her sister. ‘Alba told me that while I was passed out after my... bender when mom died, you hid under a pillow and screamed until you passed out. Twice.’

‘Oh yeah...’ She looks at her sister. ‘How long have you known?’

Corona looks away. ‘A couple months. Ever since Alba returned from her trip through our mirror.’

‘Oh...’

‘Twilight and Alba have told me a lot about her. About Sunset.’

The pegasus nuzzles her sister's chest. ‘What's she like?’

‘Smart. Sensitive. Caring. Amazing singer. Face-meltingly awesome on the guitar.’

Her sister smiles. ‘Just like you. Except for the singing.’

‘Hey!’

‘What do we do now? This Sunset is like you, but that is not your name...’

Celestia politely coughs. ‘It is not like you have a grandmother who is a princess and can change your names without a hassle.’

‘What do you say?’ the older sister asks.

‘I... always liked the name Corona...’ her pegasus sister replies.

‘I like you too, C-Corona.’ The newly renamed Sunset shakes her head. ‘That is going to take a little getting used to.’

Her sister snickers.

Luna comes out from behind her throne. ‘If everypony is getting new names, I'd like to try "Princess Celestia" for a few hundred years.’ Tibbles holds up a chart. ‘According to my research, that is the most popular princess name after "Twilight".’

Celestia glares at her sister.

Sweetie Belle peeks into the room. ‘I prefer "Princess Luna". It is beautiful.’

Luna smiles at the young unicorn. Sunset lets her sister go.

Corona smiles for a second then gasps. ‘We have to do a lot of paperwork to get our names sorted out.’ She grins stupidly. ‘Paperwork...’

‘Are you sure you're not related to Twilight?’ Sweetie asks.

Celestia laughs. ‘There will be plenty of time for that later. How about we discuss this further at dinner? I am sure Twilight and I can come up with some embarrassing stories about Sunset.’

‘Like the time she got attacked by ants after accidentally sitting in honey?’ Corona offers.

‘Other Sunset...’ her sister moans.

‘But I never did anything embarrassing.’

‘Other other Sunset.’ The unicorn facehoofs and shakes her head. ‘If you're this bad, think how bad Technis will be.’

Bonus Scene:

‘I'm cool with it,’ Technis replies as his wife escorts him through the palace.

‘Really,’ Sunset replies flatly.

‘Yeah! It fits you, Sunny.’ Technis kisses her on the cheek. ‘Besides, as long as we're still in love, it doesn't matter what you we're called. ... Except for Octavia and Vinyl. That'd be creepy.’

Sunset sighs and shakes her head. ‘From what I've been learning about him these past few days, you are just like your father.’

Technis chuckles. ‘Ya know... I'm gonna have to rewrite that song now. We don't want it looking like I wrote a love song about your sister.’

Sunset facehoofs. ‘I told you not to write that...’

Technis grins craftily and evilly.

‘Just like your father...’ his wife huffs.

Author's Note

Title reference

Sunset Timeline: Swaps names with her sister to become Sunset Shimmer.

Story Note: When I introduced Corona in RoH, I intentionally 'misnamed' her to throw readers for a loop and to show how different the worlds are. Now that she is in the main universe, I knew I had to give her her proper name. Also, this chapter was originally scheduled later, but was swapped with another chapter featuring Sweetie Belle since I felt this was an issue that had to be addressed immediately.

The Illusion of Humanity

Main Characters: Starlight, Del, Alba
Major Cameos: Obsidian Glimmer, Redheart, Rei, Lyra
Original Start Date: April 29, 2015

After school at Ponyville Schoolhouse. Students trot out of the main classroom, ready to head home or play with their friends for the rest of the afternoon. Starlight helps Alba set up for her next magic class. Del watches the students and guides her unicorn students in for their lesson. Satsuma and Pound stay behind to chat with Pumpkin and Razzly while Alba sets up. Kain argues with his sister, wanting to stay to play with his friends, but she glares at him sternly. Behind the building, a young unicorn winces after swallowing something before he joins the rest of the class.

‘Are you okay, Obsidian Glimmer?’ Del asks the ill-looking colt.

‘Mm hmm,’ he replies, heading inside.

Starlight finishes his business with Alba as the magic students settle. He calls his brother and his friend and heads from the classroom. Starlight stops outside to talk with Del for a moment. Kain catches up with his friends.

‘Okay. Last week we covered simple transformation spells,’ Alba begins. She sees a student raising a hoof. ‘Yes, Obsidian?’

The colt's horn glows and spits sparks. ‘Miss Alba... I don't feel good...’

Before Alba can reply, a bright flash emanates from Obsidian's horn.

Starlight gallops back into the classroom. ‘What was that? That was really strong.’

‘Something is wrong with...’

Obsidian's magic surges again. A bright light fills the classroom and extends outside. The magic surge quickly spreads over Ponyville and lasts several seconds before dying down.

Starlight uncovers his eyes. ‘Okay. What do I have to fix?’ He sees his class staring at him. He adjusts his glasses. ‘Huh. Well, this is different.’

Expecting to see a room full of unicorns, the classroom is filled with confused human children stares at him. A shocked girl with long silver and magenta hair examines her new body. A boy with dark hair lays on his desk, passed out. A boy with yellow and red hair looks in the doorway as does a shapely woman with long red hair standing over him.

‘Are you okay, Mr Starlight?’ one of the students asks.

‘Uh...’

‘Um, the lesson is over early!’ a woman with messy purple hair states.

The students shrug and mumble as they gather their belongings again. Alba and Starlight check on Obsidian. The red-haired woman enters the classroom.

‘Alba, what do you think happened?’ Starlight asks. He looks back. ‘Del, call Redheart.’

‘Some sort of spell...’ Alba replies. She stares intently at the passed out kid in front of her. ‘Uh... I don't think I have my magic anymore...’

‘Who are you?’ the silver-haired girl demands. ‘What's going on?’

Starlight points to himself. ‘Starlight,’ -- points to the woman beside him -- ‘Alba,’ -- points behind him -- ‘Del and Satsuma. Aaaaaand we have no idea what is going on.’

‘How can I trust you are who say you are?’

‘The glasses are a dead giveaway for the brothers,’ Alba says.

‘Hmm,’ Starlight and Satsuma grunt, adjusting their glasses.

Alba holds up Starlight's hand. ‘And you can tell I'm his sister since we have the same skin color.’ She looks back at Del. ‘And seriously? You can't tell Del?’

‘Razzly? Are you okay?’ Satsuma asks.

‘Redheart is on her way,’ Del reports. ‘Apparently, she is the only nurse who notices something amiss.’

Starlight thinks. ‘And most of the students didn't seem upset either...’

‘This is just too much,’ Razzly groans.

‘Alba, you wait here for Redheart,’ Starlight says.‘Everypo... Everyone else, gather everyone who seems confused or at least aware that something is wrong. Have them meet at mom's castle. We'll try to sort everything out there.’

‘Are you sure there are others?’ Satsuma asks. ‘How do you know we're not the only ones?’

‘Del just said Redheart knew. The hospital is on the other side of town,’ Alba explains. ‘There has to be others.’

Starlight ruffles his brother's already messy hair as he leaves. ‘Come on, little bro. Aren't you curious to see how everyone's changed?’ He stops short before running into someone. ‘Hello.’

A girl with long purple-pink hair and holding a plush rabbit stares up at the teacher.

‘Freya! Come on!’ a young boy calls. ‘You were the one bugging me to hurry up!’

‘Tell your mom what you heard,’ Starlight says. ‘I'm betting she'll understand.’

Freya nods and runs off, grabbing her brother. Satsuma and Razzly exit the class together.

‘Even like this, you're sorta cute,’ Razzly comments.

‘Huh? Wha? Yeah, whatever,’ Satsuma replies. ‘Hey, let's check on my mom first.’

The boy runs off. Razzly rolls her eyes and follows.

‘Do you think you can figure this out?’ Del asks.

‘Of course. I'm the greatest magic user in Equestria,’ Starlight brags, adding under his breath, ‘after mom. Anyway! This should be a snap.’

‘This is impossible!’ Starlight declares in one of the castle's studies. ‘There is no way that is what happened!’ A voice over his mobile says something only he can hear. ‘Yes, mom... Thanks for all your help. I'll tell everyone what you told me.’

Starlight ends the call, takes a breath and exits the study. He goes down a couple corridors and enters a large reception hall. Dozens of people are gathered and talking amongst themselves. At another entrance, Del is taking a tally of everyone who is there. Starlight goes to the head of the room.

‘Thanks for coming,’ the young man states. ‘Is this everyone who is aware that some magical event happened this afternoon?’

‘Eeyup,’ a tall, muscular, tanned man with medium length orange hair says.

A tall, pale woman with flowing pink hair meekly raises a hand. ‘Um, Sunshine is not here,’ Fluttershy informs. ‘Kain doesn't know what is going on, and we didn't want to leave him alone for this meeting.’

‘Mimi, too,’ a nerdy man with short brown hair adds. ‘She volunteered to watch all the shops while we're here.’

A bubbly woman with rainbow-colored hair jumps up and waves. ‘Mom's not here either since she is trying to keep the twins calm!’

Starlight nods. ‘Okay. We don't really have much information yet, so you won't have to relay much.’ He gets out a sonic screwdriver. ‘Thanks to the scans I've taken,’ -- he looks away -- ‘and some outside consulting,’ -- he looks back -- ‘I've been able to determine our physical forms haven't changed. Most likely. This means the spell was likely physio-illusionary, which would explain the changes we see and sensory sensations we're experiencing.’

‘The foal, uh, kid, Obsidian Glimmer, was a fan of human stories,’ Del explains. ‘Which is likely why we are in this specific illusion.’

‘What happened to Obsidian Glimmer?’ Fluttershy asks.

‘Nurse Redheart is watching over him,’ Alba answers. ‘She should have an explanation tomorrow, but he is currently passed out from overexerting himself on the spell.’

‘Was he one of your better magic students?’ a light-skinned woman with short blonde hair asks.

Alba shakes her head. ‘He was about average. This is very surprising.’

A lanky woman with grey hair holds up a petite woman with short blue hair. ‘How far does the illusion extend and what happens when we leave it?’ Rei asks. ‘Inkie and I have an appointment with our doctor in Canterlot coming up.’

‘Goes at least t' mah farm,’ a tall, tanned woman with a long blonde ponytail answers.

‘And we don't know what happens when the edge of the spell is reached,’ Starlight answers, scratching his head. ‘Mom has diverted all trains, airships, and pegasi from the area until it wears off, just in case something happens that could cause a panic. Don't know how that one is going to be covered up...’

The doors beside Del open, and a grey-haired woman in a suit marches in. ‘We have that taken care of, Mr Sparkle,’ Mayor Mare declares. She smirks and adjusts her glasses as all eyes turn to her. ‘The city will be doing maintenance on our rail system for the next week.’ She gives an exasperated sigh. ‘At least the princesses agreed to compensate us for blowing our budget on this pointless expense...’

Starlight nods. ‘So just avoid going out of town for a bit. The spell should wear off soon. Just... pretend you're in one of Lyra's stories?’

The crowd mutters and talks amongst itself as they file out of the castle. Mayor Mare forces her way through the crowd to join a small group forming around Starlight.

‘That's a good point,’ Alba says. ‘I'll ask about it when I see her tomorrow.’

‘Something wrong?’ the mayor asks.

‘I was just wondering about the pegasi that were in the air when the spell hit,’ Starlight explains. ‘I'm worried for their safety if they just fell out of the sky.’

‘Ah!’ the mayor replies. ‘Don't worry about that. The flash was long enough for the pegasi to land. There weren't reports of any injuries after the spell took effect, so we shouldn't have to worry about it.’

‘That's good to hear. I'd hate to have this situation escalate.’ Starlight stretches. ‘Anyway! Its getting late.’

‘Its barely past sundown,’ Rei counters.

‘Time to get home and relax and spend some time getting used to my new body with Apple Bloom,’ he says, putting an arm around his girlfriend's shoulders.

Apple Bloom stares at him incredulously. ‘If yer implyin' what Ah think yer implyin'...’

Starlight whispers in her ears, and her eyes go wide.

‘Gotta go! Bye!’ Apple Bloom shouts, practically dragging Starlight behind her.

‘Oh, to be young again,’ the mayor sighs.

‘An' not single...’ Applejack adds.

The two women groan as they leave.

‘See you all later!’ Rei calls as Inkie carries her out on her back. She looks at her wife and gives her a big hug. ‘See? Isn't this just like when I carry you when I fly?’

‘Maybe a dozen kilos lighter,’ Inkie teases.

Del pulls on Alba's arm. ‘We should go too. Silver already left without us.’

Alba looks around the castle a bit. ‘I'll catch up.’ She looks at a portrait on the wall. ‘I want to look around a little bit. For science.’

Her sister cringes. ‘You're not going to... you know... in mom's castle are you?’

‘What? No! I'm already well acquainted with this form.’

‘Ew.’

‘I just want to look around for a bit. I never really thought of that until now.’

Del sighs. ‘Okay. Just don't be too long.’ She stretches and grumbles about her back as she leaves Alba to look around.

The next morning. Alba stands in the kitchen, looking through the refrigerator. Silver Spoon enters and sees her roommate half in the refrigerator.

‘Do we have any eggs?’ the younger woman asks.

‘What do you need eggs for?’ Silver replies, adjusting her bathrobe.

‘I want to know if we have fully changed or if this is purely illusionary.’

‘And the eggs are for..?’

‘Breakfast!’ Alba cheers.

‘Yes, breakfast,’ Del mumbles, dragging herself into the room, rubbing her eyes under the long hair covering her face.

‘I don't know how you don't fall over when you slouch like that...’ Silver muses.

‘Do we have eggs?’ Alba asks her sister.

‘What do ya need eggs for?’ Del replies, looking for the coffee maker.

The younger sister rolls her eyes. ‘Breakfast. Duh.’

Del stops her coffee hunt and grimaces at Alba. ‘You want to eat them?’

‘I want to know if we have human bodies or pony bodies, and I haven't had fried eggs in months!’

Del fakes a gag and sets up the coffee maker. ‘That is the grossest thing ever.’

‘Says the one of us that is naturally an omnivore.’

‘I'm as vegetarian as anypony else!’

Alba sighs and closes the refrigerator. ‘Maybe I can get some from Fluttershy and her coop...’

‘Just don't tell her what they are for,’ Silver advises, getting out a box of cereal.

Del makes a disgusted face as she goes to the refrigerator. ‘Don't encourage her.’

‘You eat all our combined weight in cakes all the time,’ her sister argues, heading to the door. ‘That has to be hundreds of eggs a month.’

‘I don't see how that is relevant,’ Del retorts, eating a slice of cake.

Alba stops at the door. She looks down her pajama top. ‘I should put on underwear before leaving... Damn human decency!’

Alba grumbles as she goes back to her room.

‘You should probably do the same,’ Silver suggests, playing with the toy from the cereal. ‘At the very least, it would give you an emergency parachute.’

Del growls and sits down with her meal.

Starlight eats lunch with his brother and friends. Satsuma sighs and stares at the bag of apples his mom sent him off with. Razzly happily snacks on her lunch. Shaun munches his sandwich.

‘I don't see what the big deal is,’ the former griffin comments. ‘I like having teeth for once.’

‘But you're used to finger dealies,’ Razzly replies. ‘This is all new to me.’

‘I had talons, and they don't take much skill to use.’

‘It is just like riding a bicycle,’ Starlight adds.

Satsuma pokes an apple. ‘This is just like that dream I had a few months ago. Before me and Freya...’

Razzly pats him on the shoulder.

‘Anyway! I was older in that dream, and I think Del was hitting on me...’

‘Yeah. She does that,’ Starlight comments.

Shaun pulls his bangs over his eyes so he can see them. ‘I really like this spell. I can see why you unicorns use magic.’

‘Yeah. It's amazing that your "psychic powers" didn't see this one coming,’ Razzly snorts.

‘I don't have psychic powers,’ Shaun states.

‘Aha!’ the girl shouts, jumping up and pointing an accusing finger.

‘What? Humans don't have psychic powers, right, Mr Starlight?’

Starlight shrugs. ‘None of the ones I've met did.’

His brother groans. ‘Of course not. None of us have them, and we're the only ones you know.’

‘Sure. Let's go with that.’

Before Satsuma can reply, Alba walks up and towers over the group as best as she can. ‘Shaun, get your lunch. You're coming with me.’ She drags him away before he can argue.

‘What did he do?’ Razzly asks.

The brothers shrug. A hand lands on Satsuma's shoulder while they are on the way down.

‘Bring your lunch and follow me,’ Del demands.

Starlight waves as his sister drags his brother away.

‘Your sisters are weird,’ Razzly comments.

‘And you're just figuring this out?’ Starlight replies, taking one of the apples Satsuma left behind.

Rei leans over the counter of her shop. She has to stand on a box in order to reach that high. Behind her, a tanned woman with purple walks in and out of a back room. Scootaloo gets a drink from a display and stands at the wall behind her boss.

‘Just heard back from Daring,’ the younger woman reports. ‘She's out near Fillydelphia and won't be back for a while.’

‘That's good,’ Rei replies. ‘Who knows what she'd do if she were here?’

‘Probably get her hands on your brother,’ Scootaloo guesses.

Rei giggles and wiggles her fingers. ‘Yeah. Inkie and I tried them out too.’

Scootaloo moans. ‘Lucky. Diamond doesn't really care that we've changed. I tried telling her that we could...’

‘We did lots of hugging, and holding hands, and picking noses...’

‘I'm concerned for you.’

The shop door opens. Rei jumps up when she sees who enters.

‘Sisters!’ Rei darts around the counter and hugs Alba. After a second of snuggling, she backs off and looks at her sister. With their new relative heights, Rei is only chest high to her sister. She pokes Alba in the chest. ‘I thought I was supposed to be the "big" sister!’

‘I'll wait outside,’ Del mumbles, trying to hide behind Alba.

Rei looks around Alba. ‘They're bigger than my head!’ She storms away, grumbling.

‘Sorry 'bout that,’ Scootaloo laughs. ‘How can I help you?’
‘We're going to visit my student,’ Del explains. ‘We want to bring him a "get well" gift.’

‘I'm sure you'll find something.’

The sisters nod as they look around.

‘Told you that's why your class was more attentive today,’ Alba teases.

‘HMPF!’ Rei snorts from the back of the store.

A pale woman with pink hair tied in a bun and wearing a white uniform leads Del and Alba through the hospital. Del scowls as she tries to ignore the leers she is getting.

‘You should be fine,’ Redheart says. ‘The body is a plaything of the mind, after all. Think you're human, act like a human.’

‘Ha! I knew it!’ Alba gloats. ‘Now, where can I find some bacon?’

‘Watch your cholesterol,’ the nurse scolds.

Del laughs quietly at her sister. ‘Anyway, thanks for letting us see Obsidian.’

Redheart nods. ‘It is good that you are concerned about him.’ She opens a door and leads them into a room. Obsidian Glimmer sleeps in a bed, hooked up to monitoring devices. Redheart takes a seat besides the bed. ‘None of the doctors know what is wrong with him, so they just put him under my watch.’

‘What's really wrong with him?’ Alba asks, closing the door behind them.

‘Thankfully, I can see through the illusion.’

The others look at her, confused.

Redheart gets out her scanner. ‘Magic overload. He's been taking supplements.’

‘Magic supplements?’ Del says, confused. ‘I've never heard of them causing this much craziness.’

The nurse taps her scanner. ‘If these readings are correct,’

‘Time Lord tech. Duh,’ Alba interjects.

‘Then he took enough to hit alicorn levels of magical output.’

‘What the frak!’ Alba shouts.

Redheart hushes her.

‘Sorry, but he should be dead, not sleeping.’

‘Why would he do that to himself?’ Del worries.

Alba goes to the bed. ‘He wasn't my best student... Maybe he felt the pressure to do better...’

‘That still wouldn't explain where he got all, or even any, magic enhancing supplements,’ Redheart points out. She sighs. ‘I have tried various treatments to eliminate the supplements from his system. It would go faster if we had other magical materials to work with, but... Well, let's just say AJ is going to be getting a lot of business from me until he's healthy.’

Alba ruffles Obsidian's hair. ‘Poor kid...’

‘This wasn't your fault. Besides, this is Ponyville, or Humanville now. We're used to this sort of thing.’

‘I know, but...’

Del puts her hands on her sister's shoulders. ‘Come on. Let him rest. Let's go home, and I'll make you whatever you want for dinner.’

‘Will there be bacon?’

‘How about I let you pick out what toppings we get on a pizza?’

‘Meat lovers!’

Del groans and facepalms. ‘You're going to be joining your student in here before you know it...’

Starlight jogs around the library. Apple Bloom rides on his back. The pair stop beside a shelf. Starlight leans against the shelf to rest.

‘See. Ain't this jus' as fun as when Ah carry ya 'round?’ Apple Bloom asks.

‘Sure. Fun,’ Starlight pants.

‘Come on. Ya can finally lift me with yer skinny unicorn arms. Where's yer stamina yer always braggin' 'bout?’

Starlight scoffs. ‘That stamina is more for something else.’

Apple Bloom shifts her weight and leans forward, resting her head on Starlight's shoulder. ‘Should Ah switch sides so ya can show me what ya mean?’

‘Th-this might not be the best place for that.’

‘We can clean up after,’ Apple Bloom coos.

‘Well, uh, we're sorta in the young readers section,’ Starlight stammers. ‘That is just a little creepy.’

‘Ah guess...’

‘And we might ruin the books.’

Apple Bloom smiles and grips her boyfriend tighter. ‘Then you better carry us to the bedroom.’

Starlight laughs. ‘My pleasure.’ He starts jogging away.

‘And soon to be mine too.’

Next morning. Lemon and Razzly exit their apartments at the same time. Razzly eats from a carton of ice cream while her aunt locks up.

‘Are you sure humans are supposed to have ice cream for breakfast?’ Lemon asks.

‘Mm hmm.’

‘And are you sure you're supposed to have all of those cupcakes for lunch?’

‘Yep.’

‘And when I ask your dad for confirmation, he'll agree, right?’

Razzly stops eating. She gives her aunt the ice cream. ‘I'll ask Satsuma for some apples when I get the school...’

‘Good girl.’

Silver Spoon joins Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo for lunch. She quietly sips a cup of tea while the others eat. Diamond has her tablet set on the table so she can work while eating.

Scootaloo takes a large bite of a sandwich and a swig of soda. ‘I still say we shoulda gone to the "griffin" store for lunch. I bet they have all sorts of food we should try now that we can stomach them.’

‘And which of us would be left finishing your whole fried chicken when you fill up on griffinscones, hmm?’ Diamond points out, not looking from her work.

‘I only did that once!’ Scootaloo argues. She looks away sheepishly. ‘Once a month... Week...’ She leans back and groans. ‘Fine. Besides, if we didn't get the same table we always do, we probably wouldn't recognize each other right away. ’

‘I don't know about that,’ her girlfriend counters.

‘What do ya mean?’ Scootaloo asks, returning to her meal.

‘We're all dressed similar to our normal coat colors,’ Diamond notes. ‘Silver has a light grey suit. You're in an orange shirt. And I'm perfectly pink.’

Scootaloo examines her girlfriend carefully. Diamond is wearing a teal top over her blue blouse and matching skirt over dark grey spats. ‘Yes. You're very pink.’

‘To be fair, your tiara is the best clue to who you are,’ Silver adds.

Diamond snorts. ‘Trust me. I am plenty pink where it counts.’

Scootaloo gets a slight nosebleed. ‘I'll have to check to make sure.’

‘Maybe if you behave yourself, I'll come over later.’

Scootaloo bolts up. ‘Cheque, please!’

Silver lets out a long sigh as she takes an extra long sip of tea.

Alba walks through the hospital. She goes to Obsidian's room and looks in. The kid is asleep. Alba sighs and sits by his side. Redheart walks past the room, notices the guest, and joins her.

‘I wasn't expecting to see you today,’ the nurse says.

‘I just wanted to see how he was doing,’ Alba replies. ‘I'm worried about him.’

‘You're a good person, Alba.’

Alba stretches and looks out a nearby window. ‘I took most of the day off to investigate the spell.’ She sets a sonic screwdriver on the sill. ‘Put my dad's, uh, "the world is going to end, so take this to remember me" present to good use.’

‘Find out anything interesting?’

‘It's getting smaller.’

‘That's good.’

‘By microns.’

Redheart takes a deep breath. ‘Well...’

‘It should be safe to pass through the illusion too.’ Alba looks at her arm. ‘It was weird holding out a light brown arm and seeing a purple hoof on the end.’

‘That would be weird.’ She watches Alba watching her patient. ‘I'll give you some time alone.’

‘Thanks,’ Alba replies, sitting back in her chair.

Redheart nods and leaves Alba with Obsidian.

The Apple Family sits around the kitchen table, ready for their dinner. Applejack sets a basket of bread on the table and takes a seat across from Satsuma. Big McIntosh starts serving himself as soon as his sister is down.

Satsuma serves himself, takes a couple bites. ‘Why do animals have sexual dimorphism?’

Big McIntosh chokes a bit out of shock, then starts coughing.

Applejack stares at her son, stunned. ‘Uh, Satsuma, Ah don' think that's proper dinner conversation.’

The young boy nods. ‘Oh. Okay.’ He takes another bite of dinner. ‘Why do a number of male mammals have external genitalia?’

Big McIntosh scrambles up and runs off before he has to explain anything.

Applejack facepalms. ‘Go t' yer room. Ah'll have yer father call ya later.’

Satsuma moans and leaves the table.

Applejack continues hanging her head. ‘One day he's gotta learn some common sense...’ She pauses a moment. ‘Its safe!’

Big McIntosh slinks back into the kitchen and continues his meal.

Morning sun causes Twilight's castle to shine. In one of the upper bedrooms, a man with messy black hair groans and pulls a pillow over his eyes. The pillow is removed when a woman with long purple and pink hair rolls on top of him. Discarded clothing is strewn about the room.

‘Think that's our cue to get up,’ Twilight says.

James groans again. ‘Can't you banish the sun for another decade or so?’

‘Wrong princess.’

‘Why not? You proved you're a contender for "Princess of Love" last night.’

Twilight laughs and kisses her husband's cheek. ‘And you're the "Prince of Cuddles".'

James laughs and settles down again, giving Twilight a hug.

Twilight sighs and pokes her husband. ‘Come on. We have to get up before someone shows up.’

‘I'm not a machine, Twilight.’

‘Not that, dolt.’

James yawns and stretches, ending by putting his arm around his wife. ‘We should take this form more often. Maybe join Sunny and Sonata for Taco Tuesday.’

‘Once you get used to not having magic, it isn't too bad,’ Twilight agrees.

‘Says the one who abuses magic every time she visits Sunny.’

‘And you're the one waving your technology everywhere.’

‘Touché.’

Twilight sits up and stretches. ‘Should we give them another clue about this situation?’

‘Nah. They got this. At least Starlight can't time travel to cheat his way out.’ James looks at his wife. ‘You know, I always expect to see stars when I look at you back here.’

Twilight huffs and bonks her husband on the head, covering herself slightly when she gets up.

‘And there they are,’ James says, rubbing a lump.

‘Just get dressed so we can get out of here before someone...’

The bedroom door opens, and Alba walks in, watching the readings on her sonic.

‘I should be able to get better readings from up here,’ the young woman says, before looking up. She turns red, seeing her parents naked in bed together. ‘I'msorry! Ithoughtnoonewasinhere!’

Alba slams the door as she makes her escape.

‘Aaaaand that's all our kids walking in on us,’ James notes.

Twilight just sighs and hits him again.

Shaun sits at his desk to eat lunch. He digs a bag out of his pack, licks his lips, and opens it.

‘Shaun! My desk! Now!’

The young boy moans and gets up. He goes to Alba's desk. Having recovered from her experience earlier, Alba has returned to work.

‘What do you think you're doing with that bag?’ the teacher demands.

‘Uh...’

‘You better give it to me.’

Shaun sighs and holds out his lunch.

‘Alba! What are you doing?’ Starlight walks up to the desk and glares at his sister. ‘Explain yourself.’

‘Well, uh, you see...’

‘I wanted to steal Shaun's lunch today.’ Starlight licks his lips. ‘Tasty, tasty griffin food.’

‘I had fresh griffinscones from Griffinstone today too,’ Shaun laments.

Alba sticks her tongue out at her brother. A buzz comes from her desk. She picks up her mobile. ‘Yes? ... Really? ... I'll be there right away.’ She hangs up and starts collecting her things. ‘Obsidian just woke up. I'm going to go check on him.’

‘Be safe,’ her brother wishes. ‘Hope he's doing fine.’

Alba nods as she heads to the door, a pilfered griffinscone in her mouth.

Shaun reaches for his lunch, but Starlight grabs it first.

‘So, what kind of sandwich do you have today?’ the teacher asks.

‘Roast chicken,’ Shaun sighs.

‘Yum,’ Starlight replies, digging into the bag. ‘Hey, doesn't that cause some existential crisis in you? A bird eating another bird.’

Shaun just sighs again and goes to bum food from his friends.

Alba walks through the hospital. The doctors and nurses ignore the guest as she makes her way to Obsidian's room. Inside, Redheart is tending to her patient. Obsidian is awake and talking to his caretaker. Alba gently knocks on the door.

‘Ah! Alba. Thanks for coming,’ Redheart greets. She turns to Obsidian. ‘I hope you don't mind a guest.’

‘Ms Alba? Sure,’ the boy replies feebly.

Alba smiles as she enters the room. ‘How are you doing?’

‘Tired. And hungry.’

‘I'll get you something good once I'm done,’ Redheart says. She turns to Alba. ‘He knows what is going on, but go gentle on him.’

‘Sorry for the trouble I caused,’ Obsidian moans.

‘Everyone is handling it quite well,’ Alba replies. ‘I just wanted to see how you are doing.’ She fidgets a bit. She goes to a nearby table and picks up a book. ‘Um, do you like the comic Del picked you for you?’

Obsidian nods. ‘It looks fun.’

‘It will be a bit before he'll have the energy to read it,’ Redheart explains. ‘The spell took a lot out of him physically too.’

‘Well,’ Alba replies, sitting, ‘I am his teacher. I wouldn't mind reading it to him.’

‘You will?’ Obsidian says, hopefully. ‘Nobody's ever read to me before...’

‘Once Redheart is done with your check up, we'll dive right in.’

‘Thank you. That will be fun.’

‘And if you're lucky, I'll tell you about the time I battled Discord as a bonus.’

‘Cool!’

Redheart laughs and continues the exam. ‘Thank you for the help, Alba. You're a lot more sensible than your brothers. And Rei. And your father. ... Basically, more like Del than any of your family I am familiar with.’

‘Well, I wasn't the Element of Friendship for nothing,’ the former princess replies.

‘You were?’ Obsidian asks.

‘Yes, I was,’ Alba brags, ‘but that is a different story for another day, and only if you do everything Redheart tells you. Deal?’

‘Yes! Definitely!’

‘Okay. Okay,’ Redheart says, try to calm her patient. ‘Let's not get you too worn out right after you got up.’

‘Sorry...’

Redheart smiles kindly. Obsidian relaxes as she finishes the exam. Alba waits calmly while Redheart works.

Pinkie Pie slouches a bit as she walks upstairs to her living quarters. Her hair droops a bit, a sign of the busy day she just had. She enters the twins' playroom, seeing them drawing and coloring.

‘What do you have there?’ Pinkie asks her daughters, her hair regaining its bounce.

‘Draw,’ Presea answers.

‘What are you drawing?’

Presea holds up the picture. Pinkie instantly blushes when she sees the drawing.

‘Th-that's a very nice, uh...’

‘Hum,’ Presea answers.

‘Y-yes. I can tell it is a human,’ Pinkie stammers. ‘D-did you have to draw her naked?’

Presea nods. ‘For sci!’

‘Want to 'member them,’ Juliet says, working on her drawing. ‘Bow help with form.’

Pinkie peeks at her other daughter's picture. ‘Well, that answers if she is rainbow there or not.’ She shakes her head then gathers the drawings and art supplies. ‘Okay. Enough of this. You're too young to deal with this sort of material.’

The twins moan in disappointment.

‘No more of that,’ Pinkie huffs, picking up the girls. She carries them out of the room ‘Let's get you to bed,’ she says heading into the bedroom. ‘I'll read you anything you want.’

Pinkie sets the twins on the bed, where Rainbow is already sleeping soundly. Presea gets a book from a nearby nightstand.

‘This one,’ Juliet requests.

Pinkie takes the book. ‘Daring Do and Scorpan's Legacy? Are you sure?’

The twins nod in unison.

‘Scoot give it to us last time we walked in on her and Dia,’ Juliet explains.

‘Better this than that...’ Pinkie sighs, opening the book. ‘ "Day Dark slept at his desk in his new office. His fillyfriend had kicked him out of their apartment after he told her of his last mission." ’

The twins settle into bed and listen as their mother reads. Rainbow repositions herself to better hear the story too while remaining asleep.

A woman in a lime green blouse walks around the the outskirts of town. She stops for a moment and holds her hands out in front of her. She wiggles her fingers and starts laughing. The other people on the street avoid the cackling woman as she starts examining her body. A police officer quickly stops her before she can look under her shirt.

Alba visits the hospital before school. She has a bag of treats from Sugarcube Corner. She goes to Obsidian's room. He is sitting in bed, flipping through the comic Alba had brought him the other day.

‘If you're healthy enough to read, how about I bring you some homework later,’ the teacher teases.

The boy panics. ‘What! No! I mean, maybe! ... I guess...’

‘Don't get too excited.’ Alba sets her bag on the table. ‘Don't tell the nurses about this one.’

Obsidian looks in the bag. ‘I... really should get my homework... I don't want to let the others get an advantage.’

‘Very noble for a kid your age. Especially when you're laid up like this.’

‘Our family motto is: "Everypony should be equal, except for those of us who are better." ’

‘That's... fairly upsetting. Is that why you took those magic supplements?’

Obsidian frowns and looks down.

Alba sighs and ruffles his hair. ‘Don't worry about it. You don't have to even think about that sorta thing for a while. I'll be back later with something special for you.’ She heads to the door. ‘Rest up, and eat well.’

The teacher leaves for the day. Redheart passes by the room. Obsidian tries hiding the food Alba dropped off. The nurse shakes her head and raises a finger to her lips. She closes the door a bit and leaves the boy to his meal.

Rei puts a few comics and several boxes of candy into a bag. ‘Here ya go!’

An older teenaged girl with very scraggly hair the color of sunshine takes the bag. ‘Sweet. See ya around.’

The customer heads outside and joins a young man with medium length dark purple hair reading a book. The woman in lime green passes them as she enters Rei's store.

‘Rei!’ the woman declares.

‘Lyra!’ Rei replies.

‘Hands!’ Lyra shouts, holding her hands out.

‘Hands!’

Lyra goes around the counter and grabs Rei's hands.

‘Hands!’ the two women cheer.

After cheering for several seconds, Lyra lets go. ‘I didn't think you'd be as excited as me about this.’

‘Not really,’ Rei replies. ‘I'm just excited because you are.’

‘Aww! You were always my best student, after Stormy.’

Rei glares at her former teacher.

‘Hey. Did you get even shorter?’ Lyra asks.

Rei just glares more intensely.

Satsuma and his friends work on their homework in his clubhouse. He sits at a table with Pumpkin, Pound, and Shaun. Razzly walks around the room taking selfies.

‘Will you stop that?’ Pumpkin snaps. ‘We're trying to work.’

Razzly leans down and takes a picture with her friend. ‘Its just a bit of fun. Keep your panties on.’

Pound blushes when Razzly poses with him. ‘Y-yeah, sis. Don't be so rude.’

Pumpkin snorts and tries focusing on her work. ‘We were supposed to be meeting to get work done. Not screw around.’

‘I'm just taking some pictures,’ Razzly replies after taking a picture of herself and Shaun posing together. ‘We're too young to have fun your way.’

Pumpkin blushes redder than her hair. ‘That's not what I meant!’

‘Pumpkin, keep it down,’ Satsuma sighs. ‘I'm trying to work.’

The girl stews for a moment before angrily returning to her homework.

Razzly sits next to Satsuma and leans on him. She flips through her photos. ‘Hey, Satsuma. Check these out.’

‘Working...’ the young boy replies.

Razzly snorts and holds her mobile out. ‘How about you, Shaun?’

He looks up. ‘Wait. Are we..?’

‘Uh huh,’ Razzly keeps going through her pictures. ‘I noticed it last night. I'm going to show Mr Starlight tomorrow.’

‘Like he'd care about some dumb selfie,’ Pumpkin grumbles.

♪He'll want to see this one,♪ Razzly sings.

‘Whatever. I don't see what is so special about them.’

The other girl laughs and puts away her mobile, but not before setting a newly-snapped picture of herself and Satsuma as ponies as her wallpaper.

At the hospital, Alba reads another comic to Obsidian. The young boy sits up to listen to the story. A half-eaten dinner consisting mostly of apples and apple accessories sits on the bedside table while the patient eats a fancy cupcake his teacher brought.

Alba finishes the story. ‘Okay. That is all for now. You should rest up.’

‘Aww! Please Ms Sparkle,’ her student begs. ‘Just a bit more.’

‘It is getting late, and I have things to do before heading home.’ She smiles and sets the comic beside the dinner. ‘Besides, you don't want your teacher around when any of your other guests arrive.’

‘What other guests?’ Obsidian pouts.

‘Haven't any of your friends from school come by to see you?’

‘I don't have many friends...’

Alba frowns. ‘At least your parents check in on you.’

Obsidian scowls and looks away.

‘They have come, right?’

‘You're the only one who has visited me since I woke up.’

‘That's... not right. Nurse Redheart definitely contacted them.’

‘Probably scared to come,’ the young boy snorts.

‘Why is that?’ Alba thinks for a moment. ‘Did... Did they give you the magic supplements?’ Another thought comes to her. ‘Did they make you take the magic supplements?’

Obsidian does not answer. He just looks away and grips his bedsheet tightly.

Alba gets up. ‘Excuse me. I'll be back as soon as I can.’

The teacher calmly walks out of the room before running away to find Nurse Redheart. She finds her doing some paperwork at the nurse's station.

‘We need to talk,’ the younger woman demands before the nurse can greet her.

‘I was just about to ask how I could help you...’

‘Sorry. It's just... Have Obsidian's parents been to check on him?’

Redheart brings up the visitor records. ‘Not that I've seen. They haven't replied to any of the messages we left them either.’

Alba punches the station, denting it. ‘Bastards!’

‘Calm down,’ Redheart sighs. ‘I'm as concerned as you are, but nobody has seen any sign of them. The authorities are looking for them as we speak. For all we know, they could have been out of town and can't come back.’ She looks at the fist in her desk. ‘Now, want me to get some ice for that.’

Alba makes a sound resembling an enraged cat as she runs off.

Redheart sighs and presses a button on the intercom. ‘Pediatric nurse station to custodial. Please bring something to polish the station. Oh! And to remove a centimeter-deep dent from stainless steel.’

Alba marches up to a house. The name by the mailbox reads "Glimmer". The woman stops to take a few deep breaths, controlling her emotions and dissipating a dark aura surrounding her. She calmly knocks on the door.

There is no answer.

Alba looks in the windows. She thinks she sees movement and knocks again, harder.

Still no answer.

Alba takes another deep breath and prepares to knock one more time.

‘Shh. She'll leave soon.’

Alba growls and pounds the door, causing it to shake in its frame. ‘I know you're in there! Open up or I'm coming in anyway!’

Alba paces in front of the house, looking through the windows intensely. She catches another movement. She grits her teeth. She goes back to the door aims for a weak spot and kicks. The door opens right before her foot connects, almost hitting a woman. Alba lowers her leg, maintaining a fighting stance and eying the quivering woman.

‘M-m-may w-we help you?’ the woman stutters, failing to hide her fear.

‘Are you Obsidian Glimmer's mom?’ Alba hisses, her dark aura creeping out.

‘Y-y-y-’

Alba steps forward, pushing the woman back. ‘We need to talk. And don't even think of swinging at me with that bat.’

A man behind the door drops a bat as Alba and Mrs Glimmer enter. ‘Y-y-you can't j-just barge in here!’ Mr Glimmer stammers.

‘You nearly killed your son,’ Alba growls.

‘O-our son?’ Mrs Glimmer replies. ‘W-we haven't seen him in days!’

‘He caused this whole mess, and you left him to die!’

‘W-what mess?’ Mr Glimmer squeaks. ‘We don't know what you're talking about.’

‘If you really don't, why haven't you seen your son?’

‘We don't know where he is!’

‘The hospital called you several times. The police have been by your house. You were hiding just now. Why were you hiding?’ Alba yells.

Mr Glimmer looks to his wife for support. She breaks down crying. ‘We were scared!’ she blubbers.

‘Scared you would get caught? Scared you would be punished for nearly killing your son?’

‘W-we just wanted him to do better in his magic class. That is all.’

‘So you poisoned him!’

‘No!’ Mr Glimmer interrupts. ‘We just wanted him to be equal... Better than equal...’

Alba grimaces. ‘Yes. I've heard your disgusting motto. What was so wrong with him being average? He was just as good as everypony else in my class.’

‘H-he's a Glimmer. He's better than average...’

Alba takes a deep breath. ‘I'm going to have to report you for what you did to your son.’

‘No! Please don't!’ Mrs Glimmer begs.

‘But, because we are trapped in this illusion for now, nobody will believe me when I start throwing around words like "magic" and "unicorn".’ Alba huffs and glares at the parents. ‘You're safe. For now.’

The Glimmers breathe a sigh of relief.

‘But see your son, dammit! He's all alone in the hospital! If you weren't so scared of covering your bad parenting, you'd know how scared he really is.’ Alba sighs. ‘Just take care of your son. He's a good kid.’ She turns to leave. ‘Oh, and about this mess... I'll try to push for fines and community service instead of jail time. Just as long as you take care of your kid and don't pull this crap again. If you do...’ She picks up the dropped bat and snaps it in her bare hands.

Alba walks away, grumbling to herself. The Glimmers collect themselves before getting ready to head to the hospital.

Twilight Sparkle drinks a cup of coffee as she looks out her castle bedroom window. She watches the city below her wake up and get ready for their day. She waves at Applejack as she enters town, knowing her friend probably doesn't see her. Twilight yawns and goes back to her bed. James has a pillow over his head as he tries to get more sleep.

Twilight nudges her husband. ‘Wake up. We only have a little time left. I want to have some fun before we go.’

‘Again? But we already have a son and two daughters,’ James groans.

‘Ugh. Men,’ Twilight snorts. ‘Always thinking with your... Stop drinking my coffee!’

‘But we needs it.’

Twilight sighs. ‘Fine.’ She leans in close and rubs her husband's leg. ‘But you're going to have to do something special for me.’ She kisses his cheek and whispers, ‘Assume the position.’

James moans and groans as he gets out of bed. He puts on a pair of pants and a shirt. He kneels at Twilight's feet, but facing away from her. She climbs on his back, and he stands, carrying her.

‘To the library!’ Twilight commands.

‘As you wish.’

James walks off, Twilight cuddling his back.

‘We should move back here soon,’ Twilight coos.

James smiles, leans back a bit, and kisses his wife. ‘As you wish.’

Lyra is in Rei's store again. The two of them are chatting calmly, failing to notice a person approaching the shop. The door flies open, and Lyra is tackled.

‘Flying sister attack!’

Lyra screams as Rainbow latches on to her.

‘Have you finally grown up, Rei?’

‘Rainbow!’ Rei snorts.

Rainbow looks up, at her sister standing on the other side of the counter. ‘Yes?’

‘I'm over here.’

‘Then who am I grabbing.

Lyra gasps for air. ‘Can't. Breathe.’

Rainbow lets go. She reaches behind herself and sets Presea and Juliet on the counter. Rei boops Juliet's nose.

‘Rei!’

Rei laughs and boops Presea. Presea stares at the finger on her nose.
Lyra catches her breath. ‘Introductions should be in order. I'm guessing you're Rainbow Pie.’

‘Yep! And you are?

‘Lyra Heartstrings,’ she introduces. ‘I'm helping you become an aunt.’

‘I thought Inkie was doing that.’ Rainbow laughs. She pauses and takes Lyra in. ‘Wait. Lyra? You're not an evil super spy, are you?’

‘I don't think I'm evil.’

‘The last Lyra was a stupid jerk poo poo head that made my big brother hate me.’ Rainbow snorts and looks away. ‘I'm happy she stayed behind.’

Lyra smiles nervously. Juliet squeals with laughter, punctuated with Rei growling. The other women look over. Juliet is hanging on Rei's arm, dangling about half her sister's height.

‘Rei short,’ Presea comments.

Alba stands at the nurse's station, watching Obsidian's room. His parents eat lunch with their son, seemingly having a fun time. The teacher snorts angrily at the display.

‘Get over it,’ Nurse Redheart sighs. ‘They're fine.’

‘You better have the police on speed dial,’ Alba huffs. ‘Just in case we snap back to normal soon.’

‘I'll call them when I need to. Just relax. He's happy. You should be happy too.’

Alba sighs and goes back to watching the room. The lights in the hospital flicker for a moment.

‘And here we go.’

A dome of light shimmers over the town. Within seconds, the dome collapses on itself, sweeping through the town. As the light passes over the residents, they change from human to pony. Most ponies do not seem to notice. A number of pegasi start flying on their way as soon as their wings return.

In her office, Mayor Mare is signing papers. The light passes over her. The pen she was using drops from her hoof. She sighs and picks it up with her mouth.

Twilight stands on her husband's shoulders as she reaches for a book. James looks up, making sure she is steady and that her skirt is straight. The light passes through the castle. James collapses after the sudden change. Twilight uses her wings to hover and reach the book.

Starlight and Apple Bloom snuggle in bed together. The light passes over them.

‘Starlight...’

‘Hmm?’

‘We should wash off befer our fur gets sticky.’

The wave passes over Neighponese Imports. Rei quickly catches Juliet by the nape of her neck when she falls from her wing.

Lyra looks down at her hooves. She falls to her knees and raises her forelegs to the air. ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOO!’

The light condenses in the schoolhouse, over Obsidian's desk then bursts.

Alba looks at her hooves and grins evilly. A dark aura surrounds her eyes. ‘Time for some parenting.’

Alba steps towards Obsidian's room. Redheart catches her by the tail and drags her away. They pass an open window.

‘-OOOOOOOOOOOooooo...’

Redheart closes the window and continues dragging Alba away from doing something illegal.

With Ponyville back to normal, life continues as usual. The ponies that never noticed the spell fail to notice the change back. Those that did notice the change exchange experiences they had under the illusion. Nurse Redheart finally gets Obsidian the treatment he needs. On the other hoof, Obsidian's parents get arrested for endangering their son by giving him magic supplements. Del bribes Alba not to attack her student's parents with a mountain of tofu bacon, which she eats most of since her younger sister prefers the real thing. While working in the castle library, Apple Bloom starts talking with Twilight, planning the princess' eventual return. Inspired by the recent events, Starlight teaches an entire section on humans. When he notices most of his students are bored of the material, he adds the lesson to the next midterm, which gets even Freya groaning in exasperation. Finally, Applejack arranges for a night where James can give Satsuma a lecture on physiology and the proper time to ask questions dealing with biology.

A few nights after his parents are sentenced to a large number of hours of community service, Obsidian climbs into bed after finishing his homework. His aunt is staying over while his parents are out of town working on their hours. She comes in to tuck him in.

‘Thanks, auntie. It is nice seeing you while my parents are being punished.’

‘Anything for my sister's kid,’ she replies, making sure he is in the middle of the bed. ‘You're my favorite nephew.’

‘I thought I was your only nephew.’

Obsidian's aunt laughs, adjusting the blankets to provide equal coverage. ‘Obsidian, dear. Tell me again about the illusion you experienced.’

‘It was really cool! Everypony was just like in those stories I read online!’

She runs a pale blue hoof over nephew's head, splitting his mane evenly on either side of his horn. ‘And you said everypony was equal in it? Nopony better than any other?’

‘Well, some knew, but most didn't. I guess we were mostly equal.’

‘Interesting,’ his aunt replies, grinning craftily, a glint in her Persian blue eyes. ‘Very interesting indeed...’

Author's Note

Title note: Creepy title, mundane meaning. I think Illusion of Gaia when I read it, but that's me.

Lyra Timeline: HANDS!

Twilight Time(line): Begins preparing to move back to her castle.

Character Notes: I tried to describe them as best as possible to fit with how I imagine them as humans. I know I avoided using skin colors in most descriptions, to avoid headcanon arguments, but I did spend 2-3 days working out what pigmentation they would all have and how I'd describe it. I tried to keep heights close to what would fit them. Inkie, Shy, Del being tall and lanky, for instance. Rei is 145cm tall, as tall as Aisaka Taiga, keeping with her being about a head shorter than normal, evidenced by her being upper chest high to Alba. I also avoided breast sizes, though I have an idea of what most to all adult characters would have. This only came up when dealing with Del because I had previously made jokes about her in the date chapter. As the characters' appearance isn't an important part of the chapter, that was kept to a minimum and isn't really a discussion topic outside of curiosity.

Sisterhooves Showdown

Main Characters: Freya, Rei, Del, Alba, Rainbow, Presea, Juliet
Major Cameos: Applejack, Apple Bloom, Starlight, Satsuma
Original Start Date: July 28, 2015

Freya trots around Ponyville's nerd district, nervously looking into the shops. She finally stops in front of Neighponese Imports and goes inside. The counter is empty while Rei restocks the shop. The filly rings a bell by the cash register. Rei looks up, smiles and prances over.

‘How can I help you?’ Rei asks.

Freya looks around nervously, pulls a flyer from under her wing and sets it on the counter.

Rei reads the flyer. ‘Sisterhooves Social? The thing AJ puts on every year? What about it?’

Freya pushes the flyer closer to Rei and taps it.

‘You want to enter? With me?’

Freya quickly nods.

Rei sits back and thinks. ‘I don't know... You have to actually be related to enter. I know we act close, but...’

Freya frowns and takes the flyer back.

Rei sighs. ‘Okay. We'll talk to AJ about entering.’

Freya squeals with excitement.

‘But! We might not be able to do every event.’ She rubs her midsection. ‘It has only been a couple weeks since we saw my doctor, but I am pregnant now, and I don't want to risk harming my baby.’

Freya nods in agreement. She turns to leave, stops, goes around the counter and hugs Rei.

Rei returns the hug. ‘Like I would deny you your fun. You just have to promise to be a good big sister to my foal in return.’

Freya nods.

‘Just like how you're a good big sister to Kain.’

Freya begins to nod, but stops. She frowns and slumps her shoulders. She groans. Rei laughs and ruffles the filly's mane. Freya laughs and leaves the store.

Scootaloo looks out of the back. ‘I wish Rainbow Dash entered the Sisterhooves Social with me...’

A few days later, Rei and Freya are in line at Sweet Apple Acres. A number of other pairs of sisters are signing up for events. Applejack and Apple Bloom write down all the pairs in their register. Big McIntosh trots back and forth on the field, setting up events. A number of ponies sit on bleachers, waiting for the event to start. At the center of the crowd, Twilight Sparkle and James talk to their friends. Freya stares at the ground as she moves forward.

Rei pats Freya on the back. ‘Don't worry. This will be fun.’

Freya looks up and nods. They step up to the registration desk. The Apple sisters smile at their guests.

‘Welcome!’ Applejack greets.

‘Are ya enterin' t'gether?’ Apple Bloom asks.

Rei nudges Freya. The filly squeaks and nods.

‘Happy t' have ya,’ Applejack replies. ‘What can Ah sign ya up fer?’

‘Everything but the relay race,’ Rei states. ‘My doctor says I shouldn't do anything too strenuous.’

‘Uh... Everything, even the hay throw?’

Rei grins. ‘I think I can handle it.’

Apple Bloom writes the entrants down. ‘By the way, what's yer team accessory?’

Rei looks down at Freya and nods. They pull a pair of red scarves out of nowhere, whip them around dramatically, wrap them around their necks and pose with the scarves flapping in the wind. The Apples stare, shocked.

‘'Kay...’ Apple Bloom says.

Rei and Freya head off to meet the other teams. The Apples shrug and start taking names again. Soon, a shadow passes over them as the next entrants step up. They look up to see Del looking down at them. The changeling smiles, revealing her fangs.

‘Any sisters can enter, right?’ Alba asks.

‘Technically, I'm only about ten, if age is a factor,’ Del adds.

Applejack confers with Apple Bloom for a moment.. ‘Ah guess ya can enter...’

‘Excellent!’ Alba replies. She takes the quill to sign her and Del up. ‘You're a lot more fun than the AB from my world.’

Once they are signed up, Del and Alba tie gold ribbons on their horns and head off. The Apple sisters whisper together before turning back to the line.

‘Yeah, I'll take three hay burgers, a super-size hay fries, and a large cider,’ Rainbow states.

‘Uh, this ain't a Hayburger,’ Apple Bloom huffs.

Rainbow stares at the other mare, seemingly confused.

‘Bow!’ Juliet complains, climbing on her sister's head. ‘Play right.’

Presea climbs onto the table and starts writing on the registration form.

‘They count as one because they are small, right?’ Rainbow asks.

The Apple sisters sigh and sign the Pies up for the competition. Rainbow flies off, carrying her sisters while Juliet makes flying noises. Apple Bloom sighs and turns back to the line, hoping to calm down, but she immediately facehoofs at who she sees. Applejack looks and covers a laugh.

‘What's so funny?’ Starlight demands.

Starlight and Satsuma stand at the registration table. The older brother is wearing one of Apple Bloom's dresses. Satsuma has a smaller, matching dress.

‘Why Ah didn' know Ah had a daughter,’ Applejack teases. ‘She's so pretty too.’

‘Hi, mom,’ Satsuma whispers.

‘Yeah, we're here to enter,’ Starlight states.

Apple Bloom shakes her head. ‘Sisters only.’

‘What? We're family. That should be enough.’

Applejack covers her laughter. ‘Sisters only. Ya can cheer fer any o' yers from the stands.’

‘Fine!’ Starlight groans. ‘Come on.’

‘C-can we change first?’ Satsuma asks. ‘My house is right over there.’

Starlight lifts his brother with his magic. He carries him to the stands and sits by his mother.

Twilight looks at her son and rolls her eyes. ‘At least that isn't my dress. For once.’

‘Say 'hi' to the internet,’ James says, taking a picture of his sons with his mobile.

Satsuma moans with embarrassment and tries to hide.

‘Hi, Satsuma!’ Razzly greets as she arrives with her aunt and the cake twins.

The colt squeaks and waves. The arriving group sits nearby.

‘Who's the cute filly with Starlight?’ Pound asks his sister.

Applejack steps onto a stand. ‘Thank y'all fer comin' out. Hope y'all enjoy the show.’

The crowd cheers. Applejack trots off the stand. She joins Apple Bloom, and they get out clipboards.

‘Ready t' do this?’ Apple Bloom asks.

Rainbow gallops past. ‘Has anypony seen Juliet!’

Applejack takes a deep breath. ‘As much as Ah can be...’

Juliet calmly trots up to the organizers. ‘Where Bow? Got her candy apple.’

Applejack sighs again and helps the filly find her sister.

Fluttershy and her family join their friends in the stands. They calmly take their seats while Pinkie Pie jumps around, cheering the action on the field.

‘Sorry we're late,’ Fluttershy apologizes. ‘Did we miss much?’

‘Not yet,’ Twilight replies. ‘They just started the first events.’

On the field, a number of teams are competing in apple bobbing. Rainbow fishes in her barrel and pulls out Juliet. They younger sister spits out an apple. Rainbow drops her sister back in the barrel and fishes out Presea.

‘Wooooo!’ Pinkie cheers. ‘Go girls!’

‘I should be down there too,’ Starlight grumbles.

Kain looks at his teacher. ‘Dad, why is Mr Starlight in a dress?’

‘It is better not knowing,’ his father states.

‘Ah. Hi, Satsuma.’

The other colt just nods in reply, still having been unable to change.

Apple Bloom blows a whistle, ending the match. The teams spit out their last apples as they are tallied. Presea and Juliet catch their breath as they lean over the side of their barrel. Apple Bloom finishes her tally and leads the teams off the field as Big McIntosh replaces the barrels. Inkie calms her sister before looking back and cheering. Apple Bloom returns with the next group, but Rei is all alone. The host blows her whistle, and the teams start bobbing. There is a loud hiss from behind Rei. Freya swoops from a tree and snatches up several apples at once.

‘She gets that from her mother,’ Sunshine comments.

Fluttershy snorts at her husband before cheering for her daughter.

Sheep cover the competition field. The teams try to herd the wandering animals into a corral at the center of the field. Rainbow chases a pair of sheep as Presea and Juliet ride them around the arena. Freya flies interference while Rei uses her electrical powers to guide the sheep into the enclosure. Alba uses her magic to teleport the sheep into the corral, but she keeps stopping and checking her hooves every time a sheep passes her. A shadow passes over the field. Everypony looks up to see Del posing dramatically atop the barn. She flies down to the field. She trots up to the nearest sheep, leans down, and smiles, revealing as many fangs as possible.

‘Hi,’ the changeling greets.

The sheep bleats and panics. The other sheep join the stampede. Del nods to Alba. Her sister teleports her around the field in front of the sheep, making it seem like there are changelings everywhere. Eventually, the sheep realize the safest place is in the corral. After the sheep cram themselves in, Alba calmly trots to the corral and closes the door. She laughs smugly, looks down the recoils, then she sees what she is standing in.

The teams line up behind their saddlebags. Applejack looks through the bags while marking a checklist. She shows off some of the items from the bags to the spectators, getting applause for the team. She reaches the Pie sisters, but they have no bag.

‘Uh, Rainbow... Where's yer stuff?’ Applejack asks.

‘You haven't given them to us yet,’ the pegasus replies.

Applejack groans. ‘It is a scavenger hunt. You're supposed to find the items.’

‘Oh!’

Presea and Juliet facehoof.

The host sighs. ‘Jus' show whatever ya have on ya...’ She checks her checklist. ‘Do ya have somethin' shiny?’

‘Uh...’ Rainbow darts into the stands, grabs the nearest princess she can find and flies back. ‘Does sparkly count?’

‘Put me down!’ Twilight yells.

Applejack looks at her list. ‘Do ya have somethin' fluffy?’

Rainbow drops Twilight and flies off to grab somepony else.

‘Mommy!’ the twins cheer when they see who their sister has.

‘Hi, girls,’ Pinkie giggles.

Applejack rolls her eyes. ‘Somethin' sweet and tasty?’

Rainbow thinks really hard. She gets an idea, sets her mom down and flies off. She returns a moment later with a plate in her hoofs. ‘Here,’ she offers. ‘The tastiest: Fluttershy's waffles.’

‘Mine!’

There is a commotion in the stands as James bolts to the field. He grabs a waffle, but Pinkie gets it at the same time. They begin a tug of war for the treat. In the stands, Fluttershy covers a smug laugh.

Twilight sighs and shakes her head. ‘Why can't he ever get that excited for my cooking?’

The older sisters line up on the field. Big McIntosh pulls a wagon filled with hay bales past them. Applejack and Apple Bloom go over the bales to make sure they are secure. On the sidelines, the younger sisters watch the event. Del sits with Presea while the filly draws equations in the dirt. Their sister tries climbing Del to get a higher view.

‘This is a bit of a tough one,’ Applejack warns. ‘If ya don't think ya have the strength fer it, ya can bow out now t' rest up.’

Some of the mares back down, but most stay.

‘All right. Jus' try t' throw the hay bales as far as ya can.’

One by one, the competitors try their hoof at throwing the bales. Most only get a few meters, with the earth ponies getting a few meters more. Rainbow steps up to the plate. She lifts the bale and swings it around as fast as she can. She lets go and sends the hay flying.

‘Whoa,’ Applejack gapes. ‘That just might win...’ -- she points another direction-- ‘if ya actually aimed fer the field.’

‘Heh, heh. Oops,’ Rainbow says, sheepishly.

‘That looks like it is heading for town,’ Starlight comments.

‘My castle!’ Twilight shouts, teleporting away.

Rei steps up to her bale.

‘Are ya sure ya can do this?’ Applejack asks.

‘I'll be fine,’ Rei assures. ‘Uh, can I get a couple hooks to hold this?’

Apple Bloom gets her the hooks. After digging them into the hay, Rei keeps one hoof on the hooks and starts charging her electricity. She raises her leg, and the hay lifts with it.

James turns to Inkie. ‘Is it safe for her too..?’

‘Doctors said she and the baby will be fine as long as the amperage is low,’ his daughter-in-law replies. ‘She knows what she is doing.’

‘Inkie, this is Rei we're talking about.’

‘She knows what she is doing?’ Inkie tries again.

Rei adjusts her stance, spreading her wings, and channeling more energy into her electricity. After a deep breath, Rei releases the electricity, launching the hay bale over the horizon.

‘Did she just put that hay bale through a makeshift mass driver?’ Satsuma asks, awed.

‘Yes,’ his father, brother, and Inkie answer in unison.

‘I have the coolest sister ever,’ the colt marvels.

‘Ah ain't measurin' that,’ Applejack snorts.

Rei laughs and prances over to sit with Freya. Alba steps up to the line.

‘Throw this however I want, right?’ the unicorn asks.

‘Um hum.’

Alba smiles, lifts the bale with her magic and sends it flying. ‘It went further than Rei's did. Trust me.’

Applejack glares at her. ‘Ah ain't measurin' that either. Trust me.’

‘Hmpf!’ Alba snorts as she joins her sisters.

The teams sit at a long table, wearing bibs. The Apple sisters set pies in front of each of the girls. Rei, Del, and Rainbow stare intently at the confection before them. The last pie is set out.

‘All right,’ Applejack states. ‘First team done wins.’ She pauses as the teams inch near the pies. ‘And g-!’

‘Done!’ Rei, Del, and Rainbow shout, looking up from their perfectly clean pie tins.

Apple Bloom sets out new pies while the other contestants keep eating. The new pies are eaten as soon as they hit the table. Apple Bloom looks back at her sister. Applejack shrugs and whips more pies towards the contestants. They are caught and eaten almost instantly. The other teams stop eating to watch the battle unfolding before them. Applejack waves Big McIntosh and Satsuma over to help keep the contest going while she confers with her sister.

‘What do we do, sis?’

‘Jus' wait 'til they eat their fill, Ah guess,’ Applejack reasons. ‘They gotta stop sooner or later. 'Side, we were up all night bakin' just in case.’

‘But it is Del, Rainbow, and Rei,’ Apple Bloom argues, ‘and Rei's eatin' fer two!’

Applejack thinks for a moment. ‘Crap. Get t' Sugarcube Corner. We might need backup... ’

Apple Bloom nods and gallops over to Starlight to get his help. Applejack sighs and turns to watch the competition. The three sisters are stealing pies from other competitors to keep the contest going...

The field has been converted into an obstacle course. There is a large mud puddle, a sack of boxes, some hurdles, and even a chicken coop set throughout the course. A few of the fillies stand at the starting line while their sisters give them encouragement.

Freya stretches her wings before Rei pats her on the back. ‘I know this will be tough without me,’ the pegasus says, ‘but don't beat everypony too badly.’

Freya smiles and nods.

‘Your mom and I will be waiting by the finish line. We'll be proud no matter how well you do.’

Freya gives Rei an upset look.

‘Okay, you'll probably dominate, but don't get too cocky.’

Freya rolls her eyes and nods. Rei laughs and leaves to join Fluttershy's family near the finish line. The fillies take their positions on the track. Applejack checks to make sure everypony is even before whistling and whooping to start the race.

The fillies dash off into the first obstacle. Freya gets weighed down in the mud while the earth ponies pass through easily. The bat pony catches up at a barrel gauntlet, using her agility to avoid tripping up. She quickly climbs a stack of boxes. She slows at the next obstacle. Since most of the pies in Ponyville were eaten in the last contest, the fillies have to eat a plate of muffins as fast as possible. Freya tries eating as fast as she can, but she loses ground to some of the others. Once done, she darts to the next obstacle: throwing apples into a distant barrel. Freya grabs her apples, flies up and snipes all of her shots from above the field. She quickly lands and gallops off. At the chicken coop, Apple Bloom gives each of the fillies an egg to balance on their muzzles before they leave. Freya carefully carries her egg to a nearby basket and starts galloping again. She makes a series of soaring jumps over a course of hurdles, landing hard before sprinting to the finish line.

Freya is caught by Rei before she can run off too far. ‘Calm down, champ,’ Rei laughs. ‘You did it.’

Freya catches her breath and looks back. Most of the other fillies are just finishing the egg balance or going back for a second try. Freya smiles and laughs to herself as the rest of her family joins her for a group hug. Fluttershy hands Angel to her daughter, who then gives the doll a big hug.

After all of the fillies finish their race, the Apples reset the course for the team races. Each of the remaining sister teams line up at the start. Del drags herself to join Alba. Rainbow does a few warm-up stretches before crouching and pawing at the ground.

‘Bow!’

Rainbow looks down at her sisters reaching up to her. She smiles, lays down, and lets them climb on her outstretched wings. She slowly stands and balances herself, the twins holding tight. Once everypony is ready, Applejack whistles and whoops again.

The teams get bogged down in the mud with most big sisters helping any stuck fillies. Del waltzes through due to her height and light weight but has to help Alba when she falls. They immediately get tripped up at the barrels thanks to Del's gangliness, losing their lead. Rainbow happily hops across the mud, trying not to upset her sisters. She has to slowly hop through the barrels and up the boxes to not drop the twins. Recovering from the barrels, Alba and Del make short work of the boxes, though the changeling lags behind. They catch up at the next station, where other teams are eating the last of the pies.

Del takes one look at the pies and turns green. ‘I'll never say this again, but I don't think I should have eaten so much earlier.’ She dashes from the field into into the orchard to vomit. Alba leaves the race to help her sister.

Rainbow jumps from the boxes, straight to the pies. She flips hers into the air and eats it whole. The one for the twins lands on top of them. They eat the mess off of themselves as Rainbow hops to the next station. The event was modified so the older sister has to throw the apples to the younger sister. Rainbow sets the twins in the bushel of apples then jumps on the end of the bench with the bushel. The crowd gasps in horror as the babies are launched into the air. Rainbow dashes to the end of the field and catches all of the apples in the waiting barrel, with the twins landing safely on her wings. She stops to check on her sisters before running to the chicken coop. Apple Bloom smacks the pegasus in the back of the head for endangering her sisters before giving the team their egg. Presea and Juliet carry the egg as Rainbow slowly trots to the basket. Once the egg is placed, the pegasus gallops towards the finish line. The twins hold on tight as they go over the hurdles. The team passes the leading pair at the last jump and cross the finish line first. All of the Pies' family comes onto the field to congratulate them. Rainbow hands off the twins to her parents then immediately collapses. Before anypony can panic, she lets out a snore, letting everypony know she is asleep.

Rei and Inkie join Fluttershy's family for a celebratory dinner. Rei eats as much of Fluttershy's cook as she can to regain her energy. Freya smiles proudly and fiddles with a medal.

Fluttershy smiles at her daughter and reaches out with her wing to give her a light hug. ‘I'm so proud of you. You did great.’

‘I was very impressed with your athleticism,’ Sunshine adds. ‘I don't think anypony knew you had it in you.’ He looks at Kain and gives him a nudge.

‘Huh? Oh, yeah,’ the colt says, looking around confused. ‘You did great, sis.’

Freya laughs, and looks at Rei. ‘Thank you,’ she whispers.

Rei smiles back. ‘Anything for you, Freya. We'll have to do it again next year.’

‘I don't know...’ Fluttershy begins.

‘Yeah! We'll totally kick their flanks!’ the filly squeaks.

Everypony laughs at the bold declaration and returns to their meal. Fluttershy sighs and looks at Freya. Her daughter smiles up at her. Fluttershy returns the smile and goes back to eating.

Author's Note

Rei Timeline: Finally gets to carry her future daughter! Yay!

Freya Timeline: Gets the courage to compete publicly and has fun doing it.

Satsuma Timeline: Embarrassed by Starlight for the 649th time.

Starlight Timeline: Tried out one of Apple Bloom's dresses for the first time.

Sweet Symphony

Main Characters: Technis, Sweetie Belle
Major Cameos: Image Crystal, Moon Glow, Tempest, Sunset Shimmer
Original Start Date: September 14, 2015

Sweetie Belle and Moon Glow stand outside of a classroom, chatting and watching the hall. Students meander past them in the hallway, a few breaking off to enter their class. Tempest comes up to them after exiting her class, wobbling a bit as she hovers over, having recently received a magic stone that lets her float instead of using a wheelchair. She looks down the hallway.

“Who are we waiting for?” the seapony asks.

“There's a new teacher starting today,” Moon Glow answers.

“He's supposed to be some famous idol,” Sweetie adds. “Personally picked by Octavia herself, too.”

“And he's going to be Sweetie's 'extracurricular' instructor too.”

Tempest raises an eyebrow. “Interesting. So, we're here to spy on him to see if he's any good.”

Sweetie groans. “Actually, I have a class with him, but he's late.” She motions to her friend. “She's here to spy on him.”

The seapony nods and starts scanning the hallway. “A noble effort.”

Sweetie rolls her eyes and looks down the hall. She thinks she sees Vinyl Scratch coming but soon realizes the pony is male. She is amazed how well his mane and sunglasses match the DJ's. The stallion is going room to room, looking inside briefly before moving on. He soon reaches Sweetie's group.

“First day?” Sweetie asks.

“Yeah,” Technis pants. “Having a hard time finding my way around, but I'm pretty sure this is my class.”

“No worries. As long as you're here before the professor, you can't get in trouble.”

Technis smirks and nods. “Good to know.” He enters the class. “Sorry, I'm late. I'm still getting used to things here,” he announces as he goes to the front of the room. He levitates a marker and writes on the whiteboard. “I'm your instructor, Technis Symphonico. Call me Technis or my stage name, Synth Tech. Anything else will get you kicked from the class.” -- The class laughs, assuming the statement was a joke. -- “Since I'm a little late, let's get right to it.”

Sweetie tries sneaking to a seat. Her friends watch from outside of the room.

“Oh, miss!” Technis calls. “Since you didn't make it before the instructor, I'll have to mark you late.”

The class laughs at the tardy unicorn as she takes her seat.

“Sweetie Belle, can we have a moment?” Technis asks after letting his class out.

The other students snicker and gossip as they exit the room. Moon Glow and Tempest wait at the back of the class with their friend while the instructor finishes some business with a few of the students. Once the students are gone, Technis magically closes and locks the door.

“Sorry about earlier,” the stallion apologizes. “You just set me up with a great opportunity to tease you.”

Sweetie sighs. “It's okay. No harm done.”

“Cool. Thanks. My mom said I got that from my dad, and my mom in this world says I really get it from my dad.”

“I didn't know you were from the other Equestria.”

Moon Glow snorts and nudges her friend. “Don't you ever read any of your briefing packets? He's Octavia's son from the other world.”

“It is even in his bio on the school website,” Tempest adds.

“Not to mention, he's the new artist the school has been promoting recently.”

Sweetie stares at Technis confused. “You're Synth Tech?”

Technis smirks smugly. “The glasses are usually the first giveaway.”

“I thought you were just some cheap Vinyl Scratch knockoff.”

“I get that a lot for some reason...” He grins. “Anyway! I wanted to get to know you a bit better before we start training later. I'm going to be working with you on singing, stage presence, magic combat... I hope you like working with lightning. Between me, my new big sis, and Rainbow, it is sorta a family specialty.”

“You'll find that I can handle myself quite well,” Sweetie retorts.

“We'll see about that when you're hanging over a vat of fire-breathing sharks. That's the only way you really learn how to truly differentiate between A♯ and B♭.”

Sweetie stomps a hoof. “Bring it, fancy boy.”

Over the next few days, Technis and Sweetie work together on all aspects of her career. They spend long nights training in both combat and musical theatre. Both end up going home exhausted with sore joints and larynges. Witnessing the intense sessions, Sweetie Belle's friends start developing suspicions about how personal the training has become and the nature of the relationship between the two unicorns. The change in their friend is most notable in Sweetie's private life.

Image Crystal sits in front of a painting. He holds a paintbrush in his mouth as he considers the adjustments he should make. The door to his apartment opens. Sweetie trots in and heads straight for the couch.

“Sorry I'm late,” the unicorn apologizes. “Can we change our date night to staying in and ordering pizza? I'm a little tired.”

“Are you okay?” her coltfriend asks.

Sweetie nods and stretches out. “Yeah. Technis just rode me very hard today. Over and over again until I couldn't stand any more.” She rolls to her back. “And of course, he gave my throat a workout before we even got down and dirty. The things he wanted me to do with my tongue...” She moans and looks at Image. “Can you get me a drink? I'm a bit parched.”

“S-sure,” the earth pony stammers, not knowing what to make of what he just heard. He sets down his tools and goes to the kitchen. “We're still on for later this week, right? I still want to take you to that new show while it is in town.”

“Oh right! I'll try to make time. I just have so much time scheduled with Technis already.” -- Image comes over with a couple of drinks. -- “He's just such a cool stallion. We have so much in common. I really feel like I can learn a lot from him. It is like we're joined at the hip.”

Image covers his grumbling by sipping his drink.

Sweetie smiles craftily and scooches closer to her coltfriend. “Speaking of 'joined at the hip', maybe after dinner and a shower, you can give me another workout.”

Image snorts in surprise, spraying his drink all over his face.

His fillyfriend snickers. She levitates her mobile. “I'll order from the fancy place. That should give us plenty of time to wash up. Seriously, you're covered in paint.”

Image sighs as Sweetie orders their meal.

Sweetie hits the mat face first and panting. Two white legs plant themselves beside her as Technis pins her to ground. He flicks her horn with his nose to disrupt any spell she had been preparing as he leans down, placing his face beside her's.

“Just give up and relax,” the stallion says. “It will go much easier that way.”

Sweetie struggles under Technis' weight. “You haven't finished me yet.”

“Please. I don't want this to get rough.”

“I've handled a lot rougher than you, big boy.” Sweetie struggles some more. “Okay. Stop this. Let me up.”

“Nope. I think I'm stuck here. I like it.”

“Seriously.”

“I thought you liked it rough.”

Sweetie growls and tries snapping at Technis' hooves. Moon Glow enters the training room. She groans and rolls her eyes at the display in front of her.

“Ahem,” the new unicorn huffs.

Technis looks up and grins. “Hey, Moon Glow. Care to join us? Room for one more.”

“No thank you. I'm here to speak with Sweetie Belle about her next assignment.”

The fighting unicorns moan. Technis steps back, releasing Sweetie Belle's legs, which he was standing on. He gives Sweetie's horn another flick before she can get up.

“I should have a look at that,” the stallion states, trotting over to Moon Glow. Sweetie tries rushing him, but Technis holds her at foreleg's length while he goes over Moon Glow's documents. “Isn't this a bit much for her?”

“It is just a simple infiltration,” Moon Glow replies. “She'll be back by morning.”

“On a school night?! I think not!”

Moon Glow sighs. “Mr. Symphon-”

Technis bares some teeth, but maintains his usual grin. “Call me that again, and your new name will be 'Glowy' until the day I bury you.” His grin instantly softens. “Just call me Technis.”

“Sorry. Technis, we've been working our routine for over a year now without fail. I know you're concerned as her new instructor, but you have to trust us.”

Technis lowers his foreleg. Sweetie stumbles forward and is caught in a hug by her mentor. “No can do. As her mentor, it is my duty to mold her as I see fit, and that means keeping her under my watch until I'm done with her.” He snorts. “I'll handle the mission for her, but you have to find something twice as hard for her to do this weekend.”

Moon Glow sighs and takes back her documents. “Fine, but you have to explain this arrangement to Octavia.”

“Pfft,” Technis snorts. “What mother wouldn't instantly agree to everything her son suggests?”

Moon Glow takes a deep breath and marches from the room.

Technis smiles and waves. “I'm not letting go until you tap out,” he tells the young mare struggling in his forelegs.

Tempest is at Canterlot Carousel, getting fitted for a new dress. Sassy Saddles helps levitate the seapony while Rarity checks her measurements. Bells chime as somepony enters the front of the shop.

“Rarity!” Sweetie Belle calls at the top of her lungs. “I need something fancy to wear tonight.”

Rarity sighs and sets down her equipment. Sassy helps Tempest to a couch she can relax on while Rarity heads out to attend to her little sister.

“Sweetie, I'm with a client, your friend Tempest,” the seamstress huffs.

Sweetie looks behind her sister. “Oh. Hi, Tempest!” -- Tempest waves back. -- “Anyway, I need a fancy dress. Has Spike done the laundry yet? Or can I borrow one of your new line?” She nudges her sister. “Free advertising~”

Rarity rolls her eyes. “You can always check at home if Spike has done your chores. Also, you'll have to tell me why you are politely requesting a dress from me on such short notice.”

“Oh. Right. Technis invited me to a private concert, and I have to look my best.”

“Isn't that the sort of thing you do with your coltfriend?”

“Image does art things, not music things,” the younger sister complains. “Technis and I just have similar interests. That's all.”

“Isn't he married?”

Sweetie blushes. “Image hasn't even hinted about that yet...”

Rarity shakes her head. “I meant your date for tonight.”

“Oh! I guess he is. Sunset is probably just staying with her sister or something.”

“You mean her sister who is also your friend and also lives in Canterlot?”

The younger mare stares blankly. “I don't see what you're getting at.”

Rarity takes a deep breath and sighs. “Check at home to see if Spike did any of your laundry. If not, you may borrow any of my dresses.”

“Thank you, Rarity!” Sweetie gives her sister a quick hug then prances from the store.

Rarity facehoofs and goes back to the fitting. “Ms. Tempest, what exactly is my sister's relationship with Mr. Technis?”

Tempest grins sheepishly. “Uh...”

Moon Glow and Tempest meet Image at his apartment. The three of them are conferring over the recent events involving Sweetie Belle and Technis.

“I refuse to believe it!” Image shouts, stabbing his canvas with a brush.

“As do I,” Tempest agrees calmly. “It seems so out of character for both of them.”

“Listen, I've seen her beguile Diamond Dogs in order to retrieve sensitive information from them,” Moon Glow says. “The way those two behave is more than just an act.”

“Maybe she's a better actor than you give her credit for,” Image huffs, slashing at his painting.

Tempest coughs to the side. “I've sat in on a few of her classes...”

“Spy acting and acting acting are two different things,” Moon Glow states. “And Sweetie is definitely not doing either.”

“Then what is she doing?”

Moon Glow opens her mouth to answer but a paintbrush flies past her head.

“Don't say it,” Image growls. “I refuse to accept it.”

“You might have to,” the unicorn replies. “All signs point to Technis and Sweetie Belle having an affair.”

Image flips over his easel and trots out of the room.

“On the plus side, that means we can date again,” Moon Glow calls after him.

Tempest shakes her head. “Too soon.” She sighs and resets the easel. “If your theory is true, what should we do? What can we do?”

The unicorn thinks. “Well, we should talk to Technis' wife and see if she has noticed it too.”

“Then let's go see her,” Image grumbles, trotting back into the room. “Hopefully, she'll see logic and reason.”

“Unlike somepony...”

Sunset Shimmer stares at the three ponies in front of her. “You're a bunch of idiots.”

“I know this is hard to accept, but...” Moon Glow begins.

Sunset flicks the other unicorn in the horn. “Shut up. I've heard all of this before, but I can assure you that Technis isn't doing anything other than training your friend.”

“I knew there wasn't anything going on,” Image snorts.

“Once you get over your jealousy, I'll believe you,” Sunset quips.

“What makes you so sure about your husband?” Tempest asks.

Sunset sighs and sits. “I've seen this all before. Technis and I have known each other for almost eight years and have been dating or married for most of that time too. I have gone with him on a number of concert tours. I've stood by his side when mares have thrown themselves on stage to get close to him. I've been to parties where all sorts of ponies have shoved their hindquarters in his face or ground them on his body. I have had to help security free him from crazed fans that were trying to grope him.” She laughs. “It is pretty funny, actually, what some ponies do to their celebrities. But through it all, Technis remained loyal and never once gave them a second glance, if he gave them a first to begin with.”

Image and Tempest look ashamed and nod in agreement with Sunset's argument.

“Yes, but what about...” Moon Glow begins.

Sunset flicks the other unicorn's horn to silence her again. “You just can't accept something that is right in front of you...” She takes a deep breath and snorts angrily. “Fine. You don't want to face facts. I'll prove it to you.”

Before anypony can respond, Sunset casts a spell and teleports everypony away. They reappear in the lobby of the Canterlot Music Academy. While the others are gathering their whereabouts, Sunset trots up to the reception desk.

“Excuse me. What room is my husband in?” the unicorn demands.

The secretary checks his computer. “He's currently booked in one of the private recording studios with that cute, young mare he's been seen with lately.”

“Thank you for your help.”

Sunset marches away. The rest of her group follows after her. The mare does not say a thing as she heads straight for the private rooms. When they get there, only one of the rooms is occupied. They can hear voices as they get closer.

“You want a solid stance when putting it in from behind,” Technis can be heard saying. “It will be hard to line up properly, but with a little practice, you'll consistently get a tight fit.”

“Wow! That is a really tight fit!” Sweetie Belle is heard replying.

Sunset pushes the door open without knocking. “Teaching her to set up her own equipment, I hear.”

Tempest nudges Image. He uncovers his eyes to see Technis leaning over an amplifier, plugging in cables. Sweetie crouches by the ports on the other side of the amp, testing the connections. She looks up from her work.

“How come you never put it in this tight, Moon Glow?”

The other mare turns bright red from embarrassment. Tempest covers a snicker.

“Everypony in the music industry should know how to set up their own equipment,” Technis states. “It provides a better understanding of all of the pieces that go into your product, and teaches you to catch technical problems that might otherwise ruin a stellar performance.”

Sweetie Belle sits up and nods during the whole lecture.

“Now, how can we help you?”

Sunset smiles kindly. “We know it is silly, but these three think you're having an affair with Sweetie Belle.”

Technis and Sweetie stare blankly at the others for a moment.

The stallion bursts out laughing. “Me?! With her?! That's insane! Are you sure you didn't get your cutie marks in comedy, because that is just absurd!”

Instead of laughing, Sweetie Belle marches over to Image and smacks the stallion in the head. “Moron! How could you think that?” She leans in close and growls, “When we get back to your place I am going sex you and not stop until both of us are convinced of my fidelity.”

Technis holds his sides and braces himself as he get winded. “You know Sunny and I are trying to have a kid, right? Why would I even think to cheat when we have that going? Who do you think I am? Helios?”

“They just don't know you outside of the tabloids,” Sunset suggests. She glances at Moon Glow. “If any of them were an analyst for your mother, they'd know not to make wild assumptions.”

Moon Glow glows redder, realizing she messed up further.

Sweetie drops Image from the headlock she had put him in. “Besides, he's not even my type.”

Technis immediately stops laughing. “What?”

Sunset glares at the younger mare. “Are you saying my husband isn't good enough for you?”

“Um, well...”

Sweetie turns and gallops away, screaming. The couple chase after her, playfully, not that Sweetie knows it. Image breathes a sigh of relief and trots home, eased that Sweetie is not cheating on him but nervous about what she has planned for when she comes over next. Moon Glow stares at the ground, completely humiliated by her accusations.

Tempest hovers past her friend as she leaves. “Don't worry. It is not like any of this is going to be reported back to Octavia.”

Moon Glow squeaks and sinks lower.

“What's not going to be reported to me?” an irritated voice says behind the mare.

Author's Note

Technis Timeline: Starts working at the Canterlot Music Academy. Starts training Sweetie Belle.

Sunset Timeline: Has to deal with the 137th affair false flag involving her husband.

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Sparkles: Most Wanted

Main Characters: Night Light, Starlight, Del, Alba
Cameos: Twilight Sparkle, James, Celestia, Luna, Orion, Artemis, Athena, Pallas, Velvet
Original Start Date: October 1, 2015

Starlight happily bounds down the ramp of an airship. Alba, Night Light, and Del in her pegasus disguise trot off after him. Herds of deer secure and unload the vessel, escort passengers, and perform other tasks around the airfield. When some of the deer see the group, they give the ponies a dirty look.

“I hate leaving Equestria,” Del growls, her fangs showing under her disguise.

“I used to have to travel constantly. It gets boring with time,” Night Light assures.

“I found snacks!” Starlight calls from the distant terminal.

Alba looks around, frowning. “Last time I was in Deerope, they treated me like a princess. Now, nothing.”

“Were you a princess last time you were in Deerope?” her sister asks.

Alba stares blankly. “I don't see what that has to do with anything.”

“Come on, girls,” their grandfather sighs. “You were invited here by Queen Artemis herself. Just because they aren't rolling out the red carpet doesn't mean they don't like you.”

Del eyes a deer warily. “Then how come we're getting the stink eye worse than I get in more conservative parts of home?”

“It is probably my fault,” Night Light states.

“Why is that?” Alba asks.

“They know what they did!”

Starlight hops back to his family. He is wearing fake antlers. “I found a souvenir shop with these cool hats!” He puts a set of antlers on Alba. “I got some for all of us! Isn't this great!”

His sisters and grandfather grumble.

Several days ago, a series of letters arrived inviting Starlight, Del, and Alba to Deerope to receive awards for exemplifying diversity and expanding interspecies harmony. Suspicious of the deer's intention, Night Light volunteered to travel with his grandchildren, under the pretense that he was representing the Equestria teacher's union, in order to keep an eye on them. With their grandfather in tow, the trio of siblings traveled to Deerope, Del in disguise due to deer being wary of changelings, looking forward to the accolades they were due to receive.

A pair of deer guards escort the ponies to a conference room. They give Night Light a dirty look, but lighten up when Starlight gives them a gift from the random treats he's been picking up. After the guards leave, the ponies take seats around the table. Del drops her disguise and stretches. Starlight finds a chair that can rotate and starts spinning around. Alba and her grandfather check out the room's decorations.

“Really nice art,” Alba comments, admiring a painting. “We don't get scenes like this in Equestria.”

“Mm, hm,” Night Light replies, lifting the painting from the wall.

“What are you doing?”

“Checking for bugs.”

The younger unicorn snorts. “We're honored guests. Like they would do such a thing.”

Night Light laughs derisively. “Like you've never been in a situation before where you were a honored guest and your host tried doing something to harm you.”

Alba opens her mouth to argue then joins in looking for bugs. They hastily stop their search when the doors open again. Del quickly raises her disguise again. Prince Orion trots in with a couple guards.

“Welcome,” the prince greets. “I hope you all have been enjoying the capital so far.”

Night Light slams a hoof on the table. “Take that back, you fiend!”

Orion glares at the older unicorn. “I see time doesn't really heal all wounds...”

“Is your great uncle still alive?”

“No, he passed several years ago.”

“Then I guess time is doing a pretty dang good job so far.”

Orion seethes under the surface, but turns back to the other ponies. “Ramblings of a senile old pony aside, the Queendom of Deerope welcomes you, honored educators.”

Starlight stops spinning, but he still wobbles a bit. “Thank you, Princes Orion. Can one of you three point me to a bucket?”

The prince laughs. “Oh, Mr. Starlight. Your humor precedes you.”

“Thanks. I get it from my dad. Just like my magic ability and these kicking wings.”

Orion bites his tongue as he turns to his next guest. “Miss Del, there is no need for your disguise here. It is safe.”

Del frowns and watches the deer suspiciously. “Given your country's reputation with my kind, I doubt that.”

“Please.” Orion smiles. “You can trust me.”

“If your guards try anything funny...” the changeling warns, slowly dropping her spell.

The deer guards tense, but Orion gives a quick head shake, and they ease up.

“And last, you must be Miss Alba. It is a pleasure,” the prince greets.

Alba slams a hoof on the table. “Take that back, you fiend!”

Orion is surprised. “I didn't know we were at odds too.”

The unicorn shakes her head. “Sorry. No. Force of habit. In my world, you were a close ally of Emperor Mordred and heavily opposed the action which saved thousands from certain doom.”

“I assure you that he and I are nothing alike,” the deer replies, smiling craftily.

Alba glances at her grandfather, who is watching the deer intently. She snorts unhappily but says nothing.

Orion takes a seat and claps his hooves. “Wonderful. Now that introductions are through, we can discuss why you are here and what happens next.”

Starlight slams a hoof on the table. “Take that back, you fiend!” He snorts angrily. “I believe we were promised refreshments.”

“Of course! We have a wide array of traditional Deeropean delicacies prepared.” He waves to the guards. “Bring them in.”

Orion sits back and waits as servers bring in trays of fruits and snacks from around Deerope. Del immediately drops her suspicions and digs into a plate of sweets and cakes before her. Large steins of fresh fruit juice are placed before each of the guests. Night Light sniffs his carefully before taking a sip.

“Hmm. Tastes like sleeping medicine from the Savannah lands,” the unicorn notes. “One of the eastern tribes?”

One by one, each of the younger ponies pass out, Del landing in a pile of tarts.

“Yep. Definitely sleeping medicine.”

The older unicorn tries standing to fight, but his legs gives out and he collapses to the floor.

Orion sniffs the drink in front of him. “How did he know exactly where it was from?”
…

The unicorns and changeling awake still in the conference room. The food has been replaced with several armed guards. Magic-cancelling rings have been fitted around the ponies' horns, weakening them. Night Light, Del, and Alba do not fight back as they wake. One of the guards shoves Starlight.

“No school today, AB,” the stallion moans. “I feel like I'm gonna be sick.”

“What did you do to my brother?” Alba snarls.

“The same thing we did to you,” Orion replies.

“That's just the ring talking,” Night Light explains. “He's so used to having his magic, it has made him delirious. Happens to every powerful unicorn the first time they are cut off. You get used to it.”

“I'm a powerful unicorn too,” his granddaughter replies.

“Like I said. You get used to it.” He sneers at Orion. “He knows why I'm used to it.”

“I was barely a hart at the time of your last visit,” the deer scoffs, “but I heard enough stories to be prepared.”

“What do you want with us?” Night Light demands. “You know Twilight is not going to stand for taking us hostage.”

“We're counting on that,” Orion retorts. “She'll give anything for your safety, and we have a long list of political demands.” He swats Del's horn. “The least of which is your changeling problem.”

Del hisses and bares her fangs. Guards raise their weapons at the changeling.

Alba snorts. “It really shows how weak your position is if you have to capture a bunch of innocents just because we have famous parents.”

“Innocents? I think not,” Orion counters. “We have a long list of crimes against all of you.”

“Even the peanut butter?” Starlight asks.

“Especially the peanut butter!” Orion pauses after realizing what he just said. “I really hope that is the ring talking and not your father's influence... ”

The rest of the family shrugs, unsure of the answer themselves.

Orion collects himself. “I assume you wish to hear the charges against you?”

“Naturally,” Night Light replies, “but you know what they say about assuming. It makes an ass out of you...”

“And me. Yes, yes,” the prince grumbles as he organizes some papers.

Night Light smirks mischievously. Orion's guards facehoof at the obvious trap their ruler walked into.

Orion trots in front of the captives. He stops before Alba. “Starting with Miss 'I'm innocent' herself...”

“Bring it.”

“Consider it brought.” Orion flips through his notes. “My counterpart from your world was kind enough to send the truth about your history of interfering with other nations. You cavorted with Discord, conspired with changelings, started riots in the Crystal Empire, led a 'raging she-demon' in an attack against a Griffin ship, organized a coup against another government, killed the head of state of another nation, sent spies to infiltrate another universe, and, as the one who organized the 'migration' from your world, you personally choose who would cross to this world, thus allowing you to spread your dastardly tentacles deep into this dimension! You are a terrorist of the highest order!”

Night Light smiles at his granddaughter. “If I wasn't risking getting stabbed, I'd hug you right now.”

Alba sits stunned. “Wow. When you list them like that, I do sound pretty bad, but I can explain.”

“No explanations!” Orion shouts.

“Ten thousand years dungeon!” Starlight adds.

The enraged deer smacks the stallion. “You facilitated that criminal and coddled” -- he snarls at Del -- “that beast. You are an ally to terrorists and monsters.”

“You say that like it is a bad thing.”

Orion hits the stallion again and turns to Night Light.

The old unicorn smirks. “You know what you did to want to watch me suffer.”

“Indeed.” Orion returns to his seat to collect himself.

“Not going to accuse me of anything?” Del taunts.

“You are a monster. You should have been put down before you ever got here.”

“And the only love I detect on you comes with a twenty bit down payment.”

The guards snicker as Orion stews.

“Imaginary air high hoof,” Night Light calls to his granddaughter.

“Enough of this chatter!” Orion yells. “You're going to be taken away until your trial for your crimes, except for the monster. Its death will come soon enough. Hope your Princess Twilight bargains for your freedom sooner than we expect. Her idiotic notions of friendship will help us restore the natural order.”

Orion turns to leave and more guards arrive to escort the prisoners. The prince stops when he hears Night Light clucking his tongue.

“What is it now?”

“You have some very serious flaws in your plan,” the unicorn states. “First, you brought my family into this. Second, you brought my family into this! Third...” He starts chuckling.

The deer look confused.

“Just spit it out!”

“Third, you put me... in a room... with you and all of these weapons.”

“Ugh. He's old. Just bleed him a bit and he'll shut up.”

Before the prince can leave and guards can advance, Night Light slides back, gets his hind legs under the table and kicks. The conference table flips onto Orion and the guards around him. The guards nearest to Night Light try grabbing him, but he rolls out of the way. He stands, grabs his chair and swings it at the nearest deer, catching him in the antlers. Using the momentum from the swing, Night Light sends the guard tumbling into his allies.

The remaining deer drop their guard to help secure Night Light. Alba takes the chance to trip the guards around her. Del lunges forward, snapping her fangs, and catches a passing guard by the antler. She throws him into a wall and spits out the prong that broke off. Starlight slumps on the ground, too drained to do anything.

“Get them!” Orion shouts, trying to get from under the table and to his hooves.

Night Light rams himself into the table, knocking over everydeer struggling to get up. He reaches over the makeshift barricade and drags the prince to the other side. He picks up one of the guards' dropped weapons and holds a spear to Orion's throat. “And finally, if taking us hostage was your plan, you should have killed me when you had the chance.” The older unicorn laughs. “Funny. You were planning on bargaining with us. Now, you're the one up for auction.”

“You're not going to escape. We'll never let you out of here alive,” Orion threatens.

“Is that a fact or are you continuing your speech from earlier?”

Orion looks at his guards. “Don't worry about me! Get them!”

“I don't think that will happen.”

“Why not?”

“Because this country isn't a smoking crater.” Night Light looks to his side. “Alba, be a dear, well, not a deer, but you know what I mean, and get my ring for me. And Del, help your brother. He needs it.”

Del lifts Starlight onto her back. Alba keeps an eye on the deer as she trots behind her grandfather. She carefully hooks her horn under the ring around his and lifts it free from his horn.

Night Light breathes in sharply. “That's much better.” He powers up all the magic flowing back into him. “Welp! See ya!”

Night Light shoves Orion forward and smacks the deer in the back of the head with the blunt end of his spear. The unicorn casts a hasty teleportation spell on him and his family. They reappear in an alley down the street. Night Light wobbles for a bit before falling to his knees. Alba helps him back up.

Night Light shakes off his exhaustion as best he can. “And now, we run.”

After following their grandfather through the streets and back alleys of the city, the Sparkle family rests behind a shop. They carefully remove the magic-cancelling rings from their horns. Night Light holds on to them, just in case. Del immediately tries disguising herself, but her magic is not strong enough yet. Starlight curls in a ball and groans as he comes out of his stupor. Alba and Night Light survey their surroundings.

“Feels like I was drained by a changeling,” Starlight moans. Del kicks him lightly. “Well, it does.”

Night Light starts going through the bins behind the store. “Should be around... Aha!” He digs a couple of garbage bags from a bin that is scuffed near one of the bottom corners. “This is perfect.”

Alba grimaces. “Like last time this happened, we are NEVER telling Helios I had to dig through garbage.”

“It is not garbage. It is a drop point,” her grandfather says, opening the bags. “Before I passed out, I hit a panic button and all of the Equestrian operatives in the area prepared for our escape.” He removes some clothes from the bags. “We just have to make it to the nearest safehouse and wait until we have enough magic to teleport far away from here.” He puts on a robe and fake antlers. “It is all quite routine really.” He tosses one of the bags to Del. “This is for you until you can disguise yourself normally again.”

The changeling grumbles as she digs through the bag. “Not only do I have to hide myself with magic, but now I have to do it with costumes too.” She looks at the unfamiliar garment she pulls out of the bag. “What is this anyway?”

“Um, because you're taller and lankier than us, you have to go as an okapi. And if anypony asks, you look that way because of birth defects.”

Del growls and looks ready to shred her new pale grey robe and sashes.

“Stuck in a foreign country,” Starlight moans. “No magic. Everydeer out to get us. This is the worst day ever!”

Alba places a pair of fake antlers on her brother's head when she drops off his disguise.

“This is the best day ever!” the stallion declares, playing with his new toy.

“To be young and stupid again...” Night Light reminisces. He pauses. “Actually, I rather not think about who I did when I was young and stupid.”

“Don't you mean 'what'?” Alba asks.

“I know what I said.” He checks around a corner. “Either the patrols passed us or they haven't gotten this far yet. Time to get moving. Once we get to the safehouse, we can plan what to do next.” He thinks. “I believe the proper grandparent thing to do would be to take you to Whinny World to make up for this mess.”

“Whinny World!” Starlight cheers. “This day just gets better and better!”

“I'm beginning to miss the Shaun of my world now...” Alba sighs.

Del holds a hoof to her temple. “I knew you would say that.”

Her younger sister groans and follows their grandfather as he leads them down the street.

Twilight Sparkle storms through Canterlot castle. The guards get out of the way of the infuriated princess. Her anger overflows into her magic causing her coat to darken, horn to elongate and twist, wings to expand and appear crooked, and halos of magic to appear around her eyes. She kicks open a door before the guards can open it for her and marches in.

“Where are my kids?” the princess demands.

Celestia, Luna, and Shining Armor look up from a map of Deerope.

“Thank you for joining us, Twilight Sparkle,” Luna greets. “As you can see, we are looking into the situation.”

Twilight trots to the map. “I say we start looking here” -- she stamps on the border between Deerope and Prance -- “and go this way” -- she points towards the other end of the country -- “in a scorched earth campaign until we find them! No survivors!”

The other princesses take a step back from their upset friend.

“Twily, we're doing all we can,” Shining Armor assures.

“Don't 'Twily, we're doing all we can' me!” his sister shouts. “It is not your kid who is missing in a foreign country after an alarm was sounded about their imminent capture!”

“And it was our dad who sounded the alarm, so we know they are safe with them. We were prepared in case this happened.”

“We shouldn't have to have been prepared! Now, dad and my kids are in trouble! And if you tell me to 'calm down', I'm going to become an only child!”

“Don't worry, Twilight. Everything is going to be fine,” a new voice says behind the crazed mare.

Twilight looks back briefly before her husband catches her in a gentle hug. The princess sighs and cuddles James, the dark energy surrounding her dissipating. Everypony else in the room comes out of hiding once Twilight is relaxed.

“Are you sure they are fine?” Twilight asks James.

“Of course! Otherwise, we would have saved them by now, and that continent would be hurtling through space.”

“Only if I didn't vaporize it first.”

James nods and kisses his wife on the nose. “Naturally.”

Twilight giggles and settles down. “So, what are we doing to save my kids?”

Shining breathes a sigh of relief that his sister let him live. “Uh, yeah... Our operatives have begun preparations to get dad and the rest out of the country as soon as we find them. Disguise and aid drops were placed in the locations dad established during his time with the guards, so he knows where to find help. The local safehouse is watching for them as well, in case they head there instead of the embassy. There was a disturbance at the government offices where Orion was meeting your kids, indicating that they fought back.”

Celestia steps forward. “Since neither Artemis nor Orion have come forth with demands, we can assume everypony escaped Orion's trap.” She looks at Twilight. “I suggest we get you in front of the media, pleading for information about your father and children. At the very least, we can get the media on our side before anything bad happens and entice Artemis to aid us publicly, even if she has ulterior motives.”

Twilight scowls. “Aside from the few soldiers and spies we have, is there anypony else in the area that can help us? Some of Octavia's spies or Daring Do, for instance?”

Shining shakes his head. “Deeropean schools are highly resistant to cooperating with Equestrian schools. Octavia doesn't even have any recruiters in the area that aren't plain recruiters.”

“Miss Do is currently in Equestria,” Luna adds. “My son is... occupying her time right now.”

“Speaking of our son 'occupying another pony's time',” James interrupts, “what about Chrysalis?”

Shining Armor shudders at the mention of Chrysalis.

“What about her and my son?” Luna huffs.

James snickers. “Just wondering if she has any changelings in Deerope.”

Celestia shakes her head. “Even with the League of Harmony making strides in equality for all creatures, Deerope still refuses to adopt some of the changeling protections we suggest. Most changelings avoid Deerope just in case they face harsh prejudices.”

“It wouldn't hurt to ask her just in case.” He locks eyes on Shining Armor. “We can always bribe her with some love.”

Twilight kicks her husband in the gut. “No more of that.” She stands. “We should prepare my statement right away. I'll go back to my castle since that will make for a more personal backdrop.” She looks aside and covers her muzzle. “And I'll be closer to all our doomsday weapons...”

“Twilight, no unleashing The Moment on Deerope,” her husband warns. “You don't want The Doctor to go Scottish on you.”

The princess sulks as she trots away. James winks at Shining Armor then follows his wife.

Celestia sighs and heads to the door. “Luna, Shining Armor, prepare a military solution in case diplomacy fails. I want it to be the very last resort.”

Night Light leads his grandchildren to a large townhouse on a near empty street. Del and Alba watch the locals from under their disguises, wary of unwanted attention. Night Light knocks on the townhouse door. A large hart answers the knock.

“I'm lost and need to make a call,” Night Light says. “Can you be a dear and let me borrow your phone?”

The hart sighs and ushers the group inside. “Smart choice coming here. They have all routes to the embassy blocked.” As Del passes, he adds, “Don't worry about being reported. There isn't much love for the government in this district, so you have plenty of allies to keep you safe while you're here.”

Night Light stretches and removes his fake antlers. “Excellent. Is the hiding spot still in the wine cellar under the kitchen?”

“Not your first time here, I take it.”

“Far from it.”

“Then, for the record, I hate the pun in the passphrase.”

Night Light grins. “That's exactly why I wrote it.”

The older unicorn chuckles to himself as he leads the others through the house. In the kitchen, a hind and a pegasus work on a meal. They greet the guests, and the pegasus escorts them into the pantry. He opens a cellar door and helps the fugitives down before returning to the meal.

“Ooo! Cellar,” Starlight comments. “Very... cellary. ... I don't like celery.”

Alba shakes her head. “I swear. If we get home and somehow Rainbow is casting doomsday spells...”

Night Light takes a bottle from a rack. “It will wear off. Eventually. Usually takes a few hours. Didn't you ever inspect the new recruits back in your world? If they are trained like ours, dealing with magic loss is routine.”

“I was a little busy trying to save the world from ending.”

Her grandfather rolls his eyes and opens the bottle. Del snarls a bit when she sees him take a sip.

“Isn't it a little soon to start drinking?” Alba asks.

“Never!” Night Light cheers. “Besides, we need something to do while we hang out with these ponies.”

He presses a button behind one of the wine racks. Part of a wall slides open to reveal a hidden room. A few ponies and deer mill about. A couple of the deer and ponies leave through a second exit in another part of the room. An unicorn approaches the visitors.

“Welcome,” the guard greets. “It may not look like much, but we have beds set up in case you need rest and lines to the outside world if you need entertainment. The chefs should have dinner ready shortly. But first, I have to scan you to confirm your identities, and that you're not changelings.”

Del glares down at the pony, baring her fangs a little.

“... She passes.”

After a quick scan, all of the others are cleared to enter. Del and Alba plop down on a couch. Night Light starts chatting with the guards.

Starlight approaches one of the guards. “Which way to the little filly's room?”

The guard points.

“And which way to the little colt's room?”

“We only have one washroom down here, sir.”

“Bit of a step down from the luxury hotel we spent last night in last,” Alba huffs as her brother scurries to relieve himself. “Why can't I ever stay at a fancy hotel?”

“You're such a spoiled princess,” Del says, stretching as far as she can.

“Even a room at the embassy would be better. We should have stayed there. We'd at least know our stuff is safe.”

Night Light pops his back while taking a swig of wine. “Speaking of which, did you get our luggage?” he asks a guard.

“Soldiers beat us to your room,” the guard reports. “But it sounded like your rooms were already cleaned.”

Del tries rolling over, but her sister is in the way. “Sounds like daddy beat them to it. He doesn't let any technology he gives us fall into the wrong hooves.”

Alba bolts up. “My internet history!” She looks around, embarrassed. “I was doing a lot of science.”

Night Light sips his wine. “Twilight couldn't wait to get her own place so she could perform science all the time too.”

Del smirks and pokes her sister. “Yeah, but I bet Twilight studied more than just anatomy.”

Before Alba can argue back, she is overcome with a momentary dizziness. The other magic users in the room experience it as well. An alarm beeps on a console. The guards start arming themselves and putting on disguises.

“Did everything just taste purple for a moment?” Starlight asks, returning from the washroom.

“The deer deployed their magic disruption devices,” a guard reports.

“Huh. They finally got those working,” Night Light comments. “Kudos.”

“Hold your applause,” the guard huffs. “The devices emit a field that disrupts certain kinds of magic, notably teleportation and illusions. There are likely a lot of scared changelings out there that need our help.” He looks at the fugitives. “Stay put.”

The guards rush out the exit. Alba and Night Light sigh and settle in.

Starlight takes a seat near his grandfather. “So, when's dinner?”

After a hearty dinner of traditional deer recipes, the Sparkle family lounges around the saferoom. Night Light has started another bottle of wine. Del looks through the few books in stock for anything interesting. Alba flips through the channels on television, but most networks are rebroadcasting Twilight Sparkle's speech.

Starlight comes out of the back, drying his mane. “I'm done with the shower, but somepony used up all the hot water.”

“Was that somepony you?” Del asks.

“Maybe~”

The changeling rolls her eyes as she heads to shower. “It is like I'm a bucking detective...”

Alba settles for watching a cartoon about colorful hairless apes attending high school. “Ugh! This sucks!”

“No, it doesn't,” Starlight argues. “This is the battle of the bands, and the bad guys almost win!”

“One, not the show. Two, spoilers!”

“Oh, its been out for over a year now. Nopony would get upset.” He turns and stares away from his sister.

“What are ya looking at me for?” his grandfather asks.

“Just seeing if you have any input on the conversation.”

Night Light sips his wine. “I like the third one a bit better. Some of the problems faced are more realistic, even if they are solved in a fanciful way.”

“Good point. Not to mention the songs are much more em-”

SNAP!

The younger stallion recoils as a wet towel hits him in the head.

“That's what you get for using up all the hot water,” Del snorts as she finds a place to sit.

“Grandpa! Del's being mean to me!” Starlight complains.

“And?”

The younger stallion pouts. “Mom would do something about it.”

“No, she wouldn't.”

Starlight mopes for a second before a cup is levitated to him. He takes a wiff. “Floral with a hint of apricot and peach.” He takes a sip. “Ugh! Drier than Tatooine.”

“It is an acquired taste,” Night Light replies, sipping the wine. He looks at his granddaughters. “Want some too?”

Del scowls and shakes her head. “Bad things happen when I drink.”

“Too young,” Alba says.

“Doubt that ever stopped you,” Night Light laughs, pouring a cup.

The young mare sighs and takes the offered drink. She takes a sip. “Bleh! I'm with Starlight. Bring on the sweet stuff.”

“Bah! Kids!” Night Light snorts.

His grandchildren laugh at him. The family watches the movie in silence. The door to the cellar opens. The large hart caretaker of the safehouse trots in.

“I have good news and bad news,” the hart announces.

“Bad news first,” Night Light says, refilling everypony's cup. “Gives the alcohol time to work.”

“Good news... Despite what the news is saying, your family and the princesses know you are safe here and have begun preparations to get you home safely.”

“And the bad news,” Alba asks.

“The government has sealed the borders and ports tighter than a seapony's backside. Without some fancy political and security wrangling involving your sudden reappearance in the middle of the capital, there is no way to get you to a friendly port.”

The ponies stare at the deer for a moment. Del takes the cups from her brother and sister, downs them in one gulp, then takes the bottle from her grandfather and goes to a bedroom.

“I think she is done for the night,” Starlight sighs.

Night Light levitates another bottle of wine through the open cellar door. “That seems like a bit of a problem. You'll keep in touch if a safe exit route is found?”

The hart nods. “Naturally. Until then, you're safe here.”

The deer trots out of the room and seals the door behind him. The ponies slump and try to relax again.

Starlight looks at the television. “I think he interrupted my favorite song in this one.”

The next morning. Night Light and Alba eat breakfast in the saferoom. A couple of the operatives returned overnight and have joined them for the meal. Starlight yawns as he trots out of his room. Del is draped over her brother's body, forelegs wrapped around his neck, jaws chomping down on the back of his head.

“Sheesh. That wine did a number on me,” Starlight complains. “It feels like my head is being eaten.”

“It was a little strong,” Night Light agrees.

Starlight sits at the table and starts serving a plate.

“You got a little...” Alba motions around the back of her head.

Her brother adjusts his mane a little. “Did I get it?”

“Perfect.”

Starlight finishes building his plate and lifts it up. Del unlatches from his head, takes the plate, crawls to a seat and chows down. Starlight starts building another plate for himself.

“I think I have a solution for getting us out of the country safely,” Night Light states.
...

Night Light and his grandchildren stand before the hart running the safehouse. “Since all the nearby ports are on high alert, we go to a far-away one instead.”

Alba frowns at her grandfather. “Did we really have to finish breakfast, shower, and come up here for you to finish that thought?”

The rest of her family stares at her as if she is stupid.

“I'm curious to understand Sir Night Light's thought process as well,” their host adds.

Night Light turns to face him. “Simple. I saw the maps of how the Deeropean troops are deployed. Yes, it is true that getting us through one of the ports, across the nearest border, to the embassy would be near impossible without teleportation, but the borders near Saddle Arabia, the Thestral Empire, and parts further away are not as tight. We just need to get to a safe ally and head home.”

“Can't we just, you know, stream ourselves in a safe location?” Alba suggests. “That way we can show that we're safe and have live proof to the world in case Orion tries anything.”

The hart shakes his head. “Deerope's leaders tend to be very conservative, thus our infrastructure isn't the most developed nor the most private. We are fairly certain Artemis has agents monitoring all public communications.”

“Which is another good reason to head as far from the capital as possible,” Night Light says.

The deer looks at the older unicorn. “You don't mean...”

Night Light smirks. “We have history. If we get caught, we'll have a sympathetic ear.”

The deer frowns. “While it is true, that those regions under her protection are slightly less restrained than those closer to the capital...” He looks at the other ponies. “If you trust Sir Night Light's judgement, we can begin preparations and have you traveling by night.”

“Of course we trust him,” Starlight replies. “What's the worst that can happen?”

“I'm going to find them and kill them. I'm going to find them and kill them,” Orion mutters to himself as he marches down a palace corridor.

Guards salute the prince as he passes. He is in too much of a hurry to salute back. He reaches a set of double doors that more guards open for him. He heads across the throne room to where Queen Artemis is meeting with some ministers. Orion stops and collects himself while his mother finishes her meeting. The royals wait for the ministers to leave before they begin.

“You better have found them,” Artemis hisses. “It was going to be bad enough keeping Celestia out of our antlers if you hadn't screwed up. With that brat Twilight in front of cameras now, we're starting to get 'offers' of 'help' from our neighbors.”

“I'm sorry.”

“'Sorry' doesn't keep Uther from keeping his son from squawking about heading a griffin search party. 'Sorry' doesn't keep the damn fish from offering to comb our territorial waters. 'Sorry' doesn't keep zebra shamans from trying to divine their location.”

Orion looks away from his mother. “I've already called up all of the reserves and local law enforcement to aid in the search. They are about to begin a house-by-house crackdown. We will root them out.”

Artemis puts a hoof to her temple. “So your plan is to place the city under martial law?”

Orion clears his throat. “'This search is done at the request of Princess Twilight of Equestria.' or some such nonsense. Shift the blame to her.”

“They'll still blame us. They always blame us.”

“Think of it as a good time to weed out any remaining changelings in the capital as well.”

Artemis rolls her eyes. “Because your history with changelings is something I wanted to be reminded of... Why didn't you just kill the monster we captured before the others awoke?”

“I felt a public spectacle...”

“And when they found out it was adopted by that brat? What then? You would have had a riot worse than when those 'changelings' failed to revert during your eastern campaign.”

Orion scowls. “Speaking of the east, I wish to regain control of our whole army once more. The general in the east has barely implemented any of the safeguards we have.”

Artemis glares at her son. “That general is my sister. She trained you since before you had your first prongs. You will respect her.”

“She's soft,” the prince snorts. “I had to increase screenings at checkpoints under my troops' domain just to make up for her lax policies.”

“Her assuming your responsibilities in that region are the only reason we have an east still. Until I see fit to remove her from command, the failure of this current endeavor is yours to bear.”

Orion shakes and breathes deeply. “Y-yes, mo-... my queen.”

“Now, hurry back out there. Your search is taking far too long, and I can only evade Celestia for so long.”

Orion bows and heads from the throne room, barking orders at every guard he sees.

The hart guarding the safehouse enters the secret room. Night Light is playing a game with Alba. Starlight is styling Del's mane.

“The good news is, we're getting you out of here sooner than expected,” the deer announces. “The bad news is, get the heck out of here before the soldiers bust down our doors.”

“Hold on,” Night Light says. He makes a move. “Your turn.”

The deer tosses heavy, dark cloaks to the ponies. “Put these on and meet us upstairs. We apologize in advance for the bruising.”

Alba slips on the cloak. “Bruising? These don't seem that bad.”

“He means we're going to be snuck out under some heavy objects,” Night Light explains.

Del groans. “Can't you hide us in some hay or in barrels or something less uncomfortable?”

The deer snorts. “If the weak unicorns aren't complaining, you shouldn't either. I know changelings are made of tougher stuff.”

“To be fair, two-thirds of the unicorns in question are children of earth ponies,” Starlight says.

“Just follow me,” the deer grumbles.

The ponies finish dressing. Night Light slips one last bottle of wine under his cloak as they pass through the cellar. A full kitchen staff hurries to finish packing meals for the trip ahead. In a shed behind the townhouse, the lead hart helps a pair of does load a wagon with random boxes. The ponies slink to the wagon after getting some supplies from the house.

The hart loads a large crate into the wagon. “Hurry and get in. We have little time.”

He guides the ponies to the front of the wagon bed. They cram into a small hollow above the front axle. Boxes are wedged around them. A hollowed box is placed over the fugitives. The hart taps on a removable door on the hidden compartment.

“We're going to have to take you a ways south before heading east,” the deer explains. “We know the guards and what bribes will work to get through the checkpoints. Pallas and Diana are two of the best operatives we have.”

“Are you sure they are up to it?” Night Light asks.

“Are you implying a hind can't do a hart's job?”

“Not at all, especially with the prospect of a long ride with these two ahead of me.” He looks back at his granddaughters who are ready to literally bite his head off. “I just want to know their qualifications.”

“Diana is an expert tracker from your Everfree Forest. Pallas is a former soldier before she found mercenary work more rewarding.”

“Only because the prince thinks does are only slightly more useful serving our home than fawns,” Pallas snorts. “Your princesses might pay my bills, but Deerope comes first.”

“Glad to have you on our side,” Night Light replies.

The hart opens a gate to the street. “Get acquainted once you've left the city.”

Night Light replaces the panel. Pallas and Diana struggle a moment to get the wagon moving, but they trot off at a decent speed once they get going. They head off down the street as fast as they can without raising suspicions.

“Good luck,” the host says before closing up and preparing for inspectors to arrive.

After a few hours on the road, the wagon and its hidden cargo are heading towards their destination. The ease of bribing the guards to get out of the capital worries Night Light, but his deer handlers assure him that they are safe. On the open road as night falls, it is safe fore the fugitives to come out of their cramped hiding spot. Starlight and Alba volunteer to help pull the wagon, partly as an excuse to scan for holes in the anti-magic field. Night Light and Del help with the watch. Del flies slightly above the wagon to get a better vantage point. Despite being the guards for the journey, Pallas and Diana are allowed to relax and enjoy the trip while their charges do all the work.

“This is boring,” Starlight sighs. “If we could still teleport, we could totally make a game out of this.”

“How so?” Alba asks.

“Well, I could lift the wagon and throw it as far as I can. You have to teleport and catch it before it lands. Then it is your turn to throw.”

“What about everypony else?”

“They can ride inside. It will be like a trip to Whinny World for about a few hundred kilometers or until I get bored.”

“You'd be the one cleaning the wagon if you did your silly game,” Pallas says.

“We're rarely allowed to leave the forest back home,” Diana states. “Though we did go to Deero Whinny World after I moved here.”

“Meh. It was okay,” her partner comments.

“Grandpa’s promised to take us to the real one once we're home,” Starlight interjects. “Maybe you can come too.”

“Isn't Whinny World for fawns? Or foals? Or whatever?” Pallas snorts.

Starlight looks back at her, confused. “What do you mean?”

The deer sigh and sit back in the wagon. Night Light sits at the back of the wagon, vigilantly keeping watch, allowing nothing to escape his gaze. Del hovers above him, trying to find a way past her grandfather and to the food.

Pallas grumbles as she watches the ponies. “I still can't believe we have to protect Deerope’s greatest enemy.”

Night Light laughs, shooing away Del. “If you knew what I really did to deserve your hate, then you might almost like me.”

“I know enough,” the hind snorts.

“The zebra who roams our forest has mentioned you on occasion,” Diana says. “She speaks as highly of you as she does of your daughter.”

“I haven't seen Zecora in ages,” Night Light reminisces. “We could really use some zebra magic right about now.”

“Didn't you say it was a zebra potion that got us captured?” Alba asks.

“Anypony with a bit of skill or who knows where to shop can get a potion. A true zebra shaman can cloak us in a veil of darkness so we could travel at night unhindered.” His stomach growls. “Speaking of the oncoming darkness, Del and I vote to stop for dinner. And soon before your sister puts us on the menu.”

“I'm surprised she hasn't yet,” Pallas snipes.

“I'm a vegetarian,” Del growls, leering down at the deer.

“Now I've heard everything.”

“Stopping sounds like a good idea,” Alba agrees. “It might be time to switch who is on the reins.”

The passengers nod. Diana immediately hops out of the wagon to start a campfire. Night Light and Pallas begin getting out the supplies for dinner. Del helps her siblings out of their harnesses.

“You ransacked every building in the city, and you still haven't found them!” Artemis yells.

Orion steps back, looking away in shame. “There are still some buildings…”

“I don't care!” the queen shouts. “Your failure shut down the capital for a day, maybe longer with your port closures. What are you going to screw up next?”

“We've already offered a massive bounty for any information, and our other cities have already begun searches of their own. I even mobilized my army to begin searching everywhere in between the cities.”

Artemis groans and sits back on her throne, rubbing her temples. “Did your search at least find any changelings? Or smugglers? Or even petty pickpockets? Anything to justify the crackdown?”

Orion looks around nervously as he thinks. “W-we did catch a number of deer with outstanding warrants and a few illegal immigrants and changelings…”

The queen rolls her eyes and huffs. She closes her eyes and thinks for a moment. “If they are not here, then they made it out of the city. I want you to get your most loyal soldiers and raid the homes and posts of everydeer on checkpoint duty. Confiscate everything that looks like a bribe. Arrest anydeer who resists. Hold them in the worst jails until they crack. Somedeer let them slip through our hooves. Find them.”

“Y-yes ma'am.” He rises to leave. “But shouldn't we be focusing on the wider search instead?”

“That should still continue, but we have to make an example of anydeer who would dare betray Deerope to outsiders.”

Orion nods. “I agree. I'll have them rounded up by morning.” The prince leaves, yelling orders at his troops.

An aide approaches the throne. “Princess Twilight wishes to speak with you about the search.”

Artemis grumbles and follows the aide to a secure communications room.

Night Light sleeps curled up in the back of the wagon. Sky blue hooves wrap around him as Starlight spoons him from behind. Alba lays beside them in a puddle of drool. Del sleeps dangerously close to the food supply, one hoof reaching for it. The deer pulled the wagon most of the night, allowing the ponies to rest.

Night Light yawns, stretches, extracts himself from his grandson's clutches, and sits up. He looks around groggily before poking Starlight.

“Hey. Starlight, what is the average land speed of a deer?”

The young stallion mumbles incoherently.

“Very good. Alba, the average speed of a pony?”

She snorts and blows bubbles in her drool.

“Correct. That means who would win in a race, Del?”

“Dinner,” the changeling moans.

“Well done, class. For your next assignment…” -- he grabs his grandchildren with his magic and shakes them -- “RUN!”

Down the road from the wagon, Pallas is leading a squadron of soldiers to where she parked. Diana is nowhere to be seen. When Pallas sees Night Light sitting up in the wagon, she picks up her pace.

“Stop right there!” the hind calls.

Alba lifts her head up. “Why is Pallas running at us? With soldiers? Who are armed to the teeth? … O M Twilight! We got to get out of here!”

Night Light splashes Del with water. “One, that's what I've been saying! Two, there are way too many princesses for deification to work properly any more!”

“Holy mom!” Starlight yells after seeing what the shouting is about. “What is going on?”

His grandfather pulls Del to her hooves. “Don't know. Don't care. Just follow me.”

The ponies tumble out of the wagon and gallop as fast as they can. Del takes a few moments to fully awaken before she flies above everypony.

“Night Light! Stop!” Pallas shouts. “We're here for you!”

“I can see that!” the older pony shouts back.

“No! We're with Athena's army! We're only a few kilometers from the eastern provinces! We're here to take you in!”

Night Light skids to a stop. He uses his magic to catch his family. He marches back to the deer, who are exhausted from trying to keep pace with the ponies. He points at Pallas. “You need to learn better word choice, young lady.”

Twilight Sparkle trots through Canterlot Castle with her mother. Twilight Velvet has a mischievous smile on her face.

“Did you really have to say that to reporters?” the princess groans.

A few moments ago. Outside the castle gates, reporters clamor for a comment as the two Twilights head to a briefing together.

“Princess Twilight! Any news on your children?”

“Is the military planning on sending a search team of their own?”

“Do you think this is all part of an elaborate plot orchestrated by a rogue changeling to justify a war between our two nations in order to feed her hive on the conflict that follows?”

“Dude. You've been pushing that line with no evidence since day one.”

“It can happen! I swear!”

“Miss Velvet! Are you worried about your husband?”

Twilight Velvet looks back and laughs. “I’m more worried for the deer if he gets his hooves on them.”

“Saying something like that could inflame tensions,” her daughter argues.

The unicorn laughs. “Oh, when you get to be my age, you stop caring about things like that.”

Princess Twilight stares at her mother, annoyed. “I was your age. Over four hundred years ago. Time travel, remember?”

“I just hope your father doesn't run into that Athena again,” her mother worries. “He's a bad influence on her.”

“I'm sure he's fine.”

The two Twilights reach the war room. Celestia, Luna, and Shining are waiting for them.

“Aren't you supposed to salute?” Twilight Velvet asks her son.

“Salute your mom! Salute your mom!” Twilight Sparkle teases.

Shining groans and salutes his mother and sister. The other princesses snicker at the embarrassed stallion.

Twilight laughs a bit too. “You said there was something new to report?”

Shining nods. “Yes. Dad and your kids will be home soon.”

“Excellent!” his mother cheers. “Where are they now?”

“From the reports we've seen, they just crossed into Eastern Deerope and are with General Athena's army.”

“What,” Twilight Velvet replies flatly.

“It is okay, Ms. Velvet,” Luna says. “I contacted Athena in her dreams, and we worked out a deal. She'll help your family return safely as long as we go easy on her sister and nephew.”

“I don't like letting them off for potentially having a role in their disappearance in the first place,” Celestia sighs, “but I doubt we can conclusively prove their involvement.”

“I bet James and I can dig up some dirt on them,” Twilight offers. “Heck. Maybe our investigation would show that we were the ones helping them escape all along.”

“I do not like your meddling with the time stream,” Celestia warns. “It doesn't feel right.”

“When you've meddled with the time stream as much as I have, you get a feel for what can easily be changed without affecting too much. I told you all about that next week.”

The elder princess frowns at her protege sternly.

“Did you say he was with Athena again?” Velvet growls. “Do you remember the last time he was around Athena?”

“Based on his reports, he was the one responsible for her brief retirement,” Luna replies.

“That is not ALL he got her to do!”

The pony family hides in the back of the wagon as the soldiers with Pallas pull it through a fortress. They do not want to be seen for fear one of Orion’s spies will spot them. The fortress is filled with deer soldiers. Most are relaxing and playing games. Some are suited up for patrols or guard duty. The wagon is brought to an offbeat stable near a fancy tent. Guards in gold-plated armor surround the tent and move to block access to the stable. Pallas waves the ponies to the back of the stable.

“Be very careful around camp,” Pallas warns. “Though these troops are loyal to Athena, the reach of Artemis and Orion extends all across Deerope.”

“We made it this far. How bad can it be?” Starlight replies.

Pallas just snorts. A guard approaches and whispers to her. “It seems the general will see you now. This way.”

Pallas and the guard lead the ponies to a back entrance to the tent. The tent is furnished with weapons, armor, and the occasional owl statue. A large map of Eastern Deerope hangs on a wall, with many notes pinned around various cities. A table with a generous meal has been set at the center of the tent. Seated at the table is a hind who appears almost as large as a hart. She is wearing a full length chiton with light armor over it. She has a serene, serious, and somewhat aloof expression as she takes in the guests. Pallas and the guard immediately bow. Starlight and Alba bow as well, nudging Del to do the same.

“Athena!” Night Light calls cheerfully, trotting to the table. “It's been ages! You appear to be doing well!”

Athena snorts, grits her teeth, and looks away briefly. “I see your skill with royal protocol is as refined as ever. I would have thought your daughter and daughter-in-law would have forced you to hone it finer.”

“Pfft! I'm the cool grandpa. I can do what I want.”

“Technically, you're the only grandpa most of us have,” Starlight adds, looking up.

Night Light smirks as he takes a seat across from Athena. “So, how are your kids?”

“You know my feelings on the matter of intercourse, reproductive or otherwise.”

“Is that why you are waiting longer than your little sister to finish us off? I knew you still cared.”

Athena glares at the unicorn for a moment before looking at her guards. “Thank you for bringing my guests. Make sure nodeer enters until we're through.”

Pallas and the guard nod and leave the tent. The rest of the ponies rise and take seats at the table. Starlight and Alba poke at the food.

“We're not going to pass out if we eat this, are we?” Alba asks.

Before Athena can answer, Del has already eaten a tray of tarts. Her siblings and grandfather watch her closely. The changeling looks at them skittishly.

“Did you want some?” Del asks, dabbing her cheeks with a napkin.

Her family sighs in relief and settles in.

“I must say. When I heard one of you was a changeling, I was not expecting a queen,” Athena comments.

“She's more of a princess,” Alba retorts. “Starlight is the queen.”

“Speaking of which, where can I get a lovely dress like yours?” the stallion asks. “It looks comfy.”

“Actually, this design is unisex and quite common,” Athena answers. “I'll include one in your supplies when we send you off.”

“Sweet.”

“Hmm,” Night Light grunts.

The deer turns her attention to her guest. “Just say it.”

“Just wondering why you are helping us instead of your sister.”

“I'm helping both of you. The sooner you are gone, the sooner we can begin repairing our nations’ relationship. By sending you home, I prevent a war that would destroy Deerope. We're already very fragile as it is.”

“It didn't look like that in the capital,” Alba comments.

“The west is very agrarian. They always have plenty of abundance.” Athena takes a deep breath. “But that is not enough to build an economy on these days. Our only real trading partners are the griffins and thestrals, yet my sister limits the amount of industrial goods that may be imported. Our rocky relations with our eastern and northern neighbors are smoothed only because I am the de facto ruler in these provinces.” She lets out a long sigh. “I do what I can, but it never seems like I am getting anything substantial done.”

The former princess nods in agreement. “I've been there.”

Del looks up from stuffing herself. “I sense a lot less tension here than I did in the capital. You must be doing something right.”

Athena smiles at the changeling. “Thank you. That may be due to our relative autonomy out here. That has allowed me to do things such as migrate our industry towards manufactured goods and allow democracy to take root and spread. You don't see that sort of progress in the west.”

Night Light thinks. “Let me guess. That was part of the deal to get you out of retirement.”

“Correct. I clean up Orion's mess, but I get to govern as I see fit. As long as I don't violate an order from my sister and the citizens under my watch wish me to stay, I am in charge.”

“Then can you turn off the anti-magic generators for a few hours so the boy can teleport us home?”

“I'd rather not. I've stretched violating that fawn's ill-thought-out orders as far as they can go. He will use any excuse to get my army back under his control.”

“Then just point me to them. I'll blow them up. You can say sabotage and blame everydeer’s favorite enemy.”

Athena snorts angrily. “I doubt that would help my cause any more than turning them off. Besides, I've been working to reverse your reputation, at least with my soldiers. I don't want to undo the work I have done.”

The unicorn grins playfully. “Aww! You do care.”

Athena snorts again, kicks the table, and turns away, blushing.

Alba looks at her two elders. “Okay. I have to know. What did my grandfather do when he was last here?”

“He knows what he did!” Athena snarls.

“And she helped,” Night Light adds. “That's why she had to retire,” -- he smirks -- “and why her epithet is a misnomer.”

Athena slams her front hooves on the table. “That is a lie and slander! That night never happened!”

Starlight facehoofs. “Grandpa, do any of the stories from your youth involve you NOT sleeping with somepony besides grandma?”

Night Light ponders his answer. “Did I ever tell you about my adventure with Daring Do?”

“Yeah.”

“Then, that one.”

“And ours as well!” Athena shouts. She sits, pouting, trying to calm herself. “I have never lain with a male. Ever!”

Night Light winks at her.

Starlight studies his elders for a moment. “I think I'm going to believe her. She seems more trustworthy.”

“Good call,” his grandfather agrees. He examines the tent a bit while eating. “So, what's the plan from here? I don't think you have an airfield to send us on our merry way.”

“We'll announce your safe arrival tomorrow,” Athena explains. “An escort of some of my most loyal soldiers will take you to Saddle Arabia where you can catch a ship home from there.”

“So… We'll be given all our magic back too? Since you don't need to keep us trapped anymore?”

“I already said I am skirting my orders just by helping you.”

“I can't believe we're considered that much of a threat,” Starlight moans. “I mean, I know Alba and granddad are former terrorists, but Del and I are completely normal.”

Del eats an ear of corn whole, cob and all. She licks her fangs clean of kernels.

Alba gives her brother an incredulous look. “You're a half alien who believes in recreational time travel and raids his mother's closet when dressing for a fancy occasion.”

Starlight turns his nose up. “You're just jealous I have the haunches to pull off a princess dress.”

“Girls, you're both pretty,” Night Light grumbles. “Now, shut up and eat your dinner.”

“Yes, grandpa,” they moan.

Del crunches into a gourd. She looks revolted and spits it out. “Yuck! That dish was horrible!”

“That was a centerpiece,” Athena sighs.

The changeling stares at what she just tried to eat before moving to another dish. “I've had better.”

Orion rushes into his mother's throne room. “We found them!”

“About time,” Artemis snaps. She calms herself. “Make sure to blame any ‘roughing up’ on subversives. If the changeling can meet with an accident on the way back, that would be most wonderful. And for Night Light…”

“Actually… they are not yet in our custody.”

“Then why did you say you have them?”

“Because they are at your sister's camp.”

“My sister?”

Orion stands tall. “Not to worry. I've already begun recalling and regrouping my army. The first battalion will arrive by daybreak. We will reclaim our prisoners, even if it is by force.”

“Why would my sister harbor them without telling me?”

“She has always been sickeningly independent,” Orion replies. “Allowing does to serve in her army. Letting cities under her control make decisions without her approval. Letting civilians” -- he shudders -- “vote. I don't think she truly respects her homeland.”

“Watch your tongue,” Artemis warns. She slumps back in her throne. “I highly doubt my sister would do anything to harm Deerope, but I don't know what her game could be helping those ponies over me. I'll have an order drafted allowing you to requisition her forces, but only if she is revealed to truly be defying my orders. You will need to provide evidence to me if you use any of her troops.”

Orion bows. “Understood. I will begin my investigation immediately.” The prince turns and marches from the room.

Alba takes a stroll in the middle of the night. Another tent has been erected besides Athena's for the ponies, with loyal guards protecting them as well. The young mare just needs a moment away from her family since they have been in close quarters for a long time. She sees Athena approach from across the camp. The hind looks exasperated and slightly annoyed. She quickly puts on a facade when she sees the unicorn watching her.

“Good evening, Miss Alba,” the general greets.

Alba bows. “Athena. Good to see you.”

“What are you doing out of your tent?”

“Just needed some air. And you?”

The hind slumps a bit. “We had reports of a demon in the larder…”

“Oh, Del…”

“Exactly. Now we're out a week's worth of provisions.”

Alba laughs. “Yeah. She does that. Stores in Ponyville try to remain overstocked just in case she stops by.” She stretches her back. “Better a month's worth of cakes than any of us.”

Athena nods. “Without a strong bond to feed off of, changelings need a higher caloric intake to maintain their strength. Due to our skittish nature, anydeer who is a fast friend is looked upon with suspicion. Yet another cultural habit that needs to change.”

“Do you have a negative opinion of changelings?”

Athena looks around her camp. “Many years ago, a centaur wizard came up from the Badlands and terrorised a reindeer village.”

“That's a pretty long way from the Badlands,” Alba comments.

“He must have seen the town as an easy target compared to the rest of Deerope. Anyway. I lead a detachment of soldiers to repel him. It was a hard battle, and we were trapped inside the town walls, waiting for an opening. We heard a noise from outside town. A half dozen changelings had ambushed the wizard and were draining his magic. He fled and was never seen again.”

“And the changelings?”

“An unoccupied house suddenly had a new reindeer family move in. A wonderful coincidence.” Athena smiles down at Alba. “I read reports saying that you have quite the history with changelings too.”

The unicorn fidgets and looks around nervously. “Just because I got in a fight with Naiad, and they eventually pulled her charred, mutilated, desecrated remains from the ocean, it doesn't mean I'm the one wholly responsible…”

Athena looks surprised. “I meant your mission to ally with Chrysalis. What's this about..?”

“Nothing about revenge for my father!” Alba laughs nervously. “But yes, befriending Chrysalis’ hive was feat. I'm afraid my idiot brother gets most of the credit though.”

“I do not think Starlight is…”

“No, he's my weird brother. I mean my idiot brother.”

“Right… Anyway, it is getting late. You should retire. You have a long day ahead of you, and you'll be home soon.”

“Okay. Watch your food supply.”

Athena nods. Alba heads back to her tent. Del passes by, levitating a ball of snacks.

“You're out of sweetbreads,” the changeling says, heading to her tent.

“Does your belly have no limit!”

The Sparkle family is awakened by being unceremoniously thrown on the ground. Rows of sharpened spears are pointed at them from all directions. Prince Orion stands before them, smiling smugly. Athena and her garrison stand against the walls, forced away from their posts and weapons by Orion's soldiers. The general passes covert communications to her troops, warning them to be ready for treachery.

“We really have to stop meeting like this,” Night Light quips, standing.

Orion trots over to taunt his prisoners. “Yes, you always seem to end up on your knees before me. Yet for some reason you can't figure out what to do next.”

Night Light quickly rears back and headbutts the prince as hard as he can. Orion instantly collapses to the ground. Orion's troops advance on the pony, but he casts a shield spell to protect himself.

“Its okay!” Starlight calls. “I'm pretty sure that was just a mating display. I think that mean Orion lost his rights to reproduce…”

Some of the deer guarding the prisoners snicker. They immediately stop when Orion's honor guard trot up to aid their leader. They help him back to his hooves. The prince has a bloody nose from the assault, and his antlers are gouged where Night Light's horn cut them.

“You're lucky your daughter wants you alive,” the prince snarls, trying to stop his nosebleed. “But that doesn't mean I can't have a little fun with you before we send you home.”

“You heard the boy,” Night Light replies. “You lost your alpha status to me. If you really want to have some fun, well, you're not my type.”

Orion rears and tries attacking with his antlers, but Night Light catches him with his magic.

“Turn the anti-magic field to maximum,” the prince commands. “Put them in chains. Muzzle them. Guards on them around the clock.” He looks at Del. “And will somedeer kill this monster!”

Orion's troops start carrying out his orders. The unicorns stagger as more of their magic is blocked. Del fights back as soldiers try holding her down.

“You can't do this!” Athena shouts, shoving her way forward. “They are my guests!”

“So you admit to harboring criminals against the Queen's orders!” Orion shouts, pointing a hoof covered in nose blood at his aunt.

“I admit to aiding a group of lost travellers find their way home,” Athena replies. “Travellers who were brought to Deerope under false pretenses. Travellers who were arrested without charge. Travellers who were sentenced without trial.” She goes to Del and kicks one of the soldiers from the changeling. “You were going to executive Del without out cause! Aside from a disturbing amount of pastries, she hasn't harmed anydeer here!”

“It is a monster and needs to be destroyed!”

“You'll have to go through me first!”

Orion trots over to his aunt slowly. They glare intently at each other. Orion tenses his muscles as he readies a strike.

“Enough!”

All eyes turn to Starlight. The guards around him back away as he courses with magical energy.

“I am sick and tired of you threatening us!” the stallion shouts. “You have tried to harm me, my family, and now my friends! I will not stand by while you harm anyone else!”

Starlight releases a surge of magic, knocking back the deer soldiers.

“Uh oh. I've been where he's going,” Alba worries.

Orion backs down from threatening Athena and turns to face Starlight. “You're just a teacher. You think I'm scared of you.”

“You should be. I've learned from the best of them how to bring down galactic-scale empires. If you don't release all of us now and run away to the hole you crawled out of, I will see to it that your world crashes down around you so hard the pieces will be in pieces.”

“If you think I'm scared of a little magic, you have another thing coming.” He motions to his troops. “Archers! If he says one more word, make him a pincushion.” He looks back at his aunt. “And to prove I'm serious, skip the formal execution. Take out the monster and the traitor now.”

A barrage of arrows are loosed upon Del and Athena. They are all caught, snapped and dropped before they can strike. Orion turns to face Starlight again. The unicorn glows as magic flows through him.

“Impossible!” Orion stammers. “Even Celestia herself shouldn't be able to lift a fork with this strong an anti-magic field.”

Starlight takes a deep breath. He runs a hoof through his mane, the hairs on his mane and tail turning dark purple with one black and one pink stripe running through them. “Let's skip the sixty episodes of filler and do the Kai version.”

Starlight pulls all of his magic into himself and releases it in one massive burst. Once the energy dissipates, Orion and all of his soldiers are unconscious. The ponies and Athena's garrison are left standing but scared and confused about what just happened. Starlight flops to the ground, drained.

Athena looks around, shaking. She tries to make eye contact with as many of her troops as she can. She takes a breath to calm herself. “Re- release the messenger birds! Inform the rest of our army to put our plan into action. When…” -- she taps her nephew -- “If Orion wakes up, he will have us in chains if we do not act as if we were incapacitated as well. Remember, Deerope and your families come first. His and the Queen's orders come second.” She looks around again. “Go!”

Del scrambles to her grandfather's side. “What just happened and when did Starlight become stronger than a princess?”

Alba trembles beside her sister. “I've never felt magic that strong.”

“I have,” Night Light replies, lifting Starlight to his hooves. “When your mom fought Tirek.”

“Thanks for the compliment,” Starlight says, his head practically spinning. “But that was nowhere near that level and mom is WAY stronger than me.”

“What happened to your mane?” Alba asks. “It looks like mine now.”

Her brother checks his locks. “Oh. That. I just used my hidden reserve magic.” He looks at his sister. “Don't you keep magic in your hair too?”

She shakes her head. “That still doesn't explain…”

Four saddlebags are dropped in front of the ponies.

Athena points in a direction. “Nearest border is that way. We'll delay Orion as long as we can, but he has more soldiers coming. Stay away from towns and roads. Help will find you on your way. Hurry!”

The ponies take the saddlebags. Before they can say farewell, Athena shoos them from the fort. Once again, the Sparkle family gallops away from their near capture.

Celestia and Luna teleport into the situation room. An alarm blares. Shining Armor scrambles to get reports in order. Twilight and James calmly trot into the room.

“What's going on?” Celestia demands.

Luna turns off the alarm.

“We detected a massive magic surge from Deerope,” Shining reports. “It was strong enough to punch a hole in their anti-magic field for several seconds. We're still trying to figure out the cause and location.”

“Oh, Starlight,” Twilight sighs.

“Was the epicenter about twenty meters from the south wall of Athena's headquarters?” James asks, looking at his tablet.

Everypony stares at him.

“Give or take a meter.”

“How do you know that?” Luna asks.

James and Twilight look at each other then point to a spot just above the nape of their necks.

“Subdermal temporal subspace transponder,” James answers.

“Best way to keep track of a pony who believes in recreational time travel,” Twilight adds.

Everypony stares at the couple in shock.

“You knew where they were the whole time!” Shining yells.

“Just Starlight.” Twilight snorts. “What mother shouldn't know everything her son is doing regardless of where he is in time and space?”

Behind her, James makes a face and shakes his head.

“I heard that!”

Shining grimaces at his little sister. “I can't believe you knew where they were and didn't do anything.”

Twilight frowns. “You said I couldn't rain hellfire across Deerope…”

James gives the others an upset look. “So who's the real monster here?”

Shining Armor groans and hits his head on the planning table.

Celestia sighs. “Still, short of you two swooping in and saving them, your family is still on the lam in hostile territory.”

“Technically, wouldn't they be on the deer?” James quips.

The elder princesses glare at the stallion, still upset about the secret tracking device they just heard about.

“Actually, we've been preparing for that too,” Twilight replies. She goes to the door and calls somepony over. “Its your time to shine now.”

The princesses wait, curious for what will come next. Celestia immediately facehoofs when she sees who enters.

“Your savior has arrived,” Chrysalis declares.

“Greetings, Chrysalis,” Luna huffs.

Celestia just shakes her head.

“It has been a while since we worked together,” the changeling says, sauntering over to the table. She looks at Luna. “Your new son isn't here by chance, is he? I hear he and I were ‘acquainted’ back is his world and I hope to rebuild that relationship.”

“He is far from where you can get your slimy hooves on him, you…”

“Shining Armor! Wonderful to see you too!” Chrysalis interrupts. “We have to catch up too. In private.”

“Good luck,” James snorts. “I've been barking up that tree for a while.”

“What are you here for, Chrysalis?” Celestia grumbles.

“I'm here to help, of course. You just have to agree to my terms.”

“They aren't really her terms,” Twilight clarifies. “Chrysalis only acted as a liaison.”

“I did more than that,” the changeling huffs. “But yes, I am speaking for Queen Miasma. You might know her as the queen of the hive that operates around Saddle Arabia and the zebra lands.”

“We know all about her from our intelligence,” Shining states.

“What your intelligence likely doesn't know is that Naiad has been gathering near the Eastern Deerope border. She is still peeved about their prince declaring genocide on her a few years back.” She smiles coyly at Shining. “Not all princes can be as compassionate and handsome as others.”

“I'm not that good looking,” James says, “but thanks for the compliment.”

“Naiad is nearly impossible to track,” Celestia complains. “She always hides where we can't reach her and strikes without warning.”

“Eastern Deerope just happens to be where my family currently is,” Twilight points out.

“I thought she was speaking for Miasma, not Naiad,” Luna says.

“I am,” Chrysalis replies. “This is one of those multiple birds with one stone things.” She licks her lips. “Speaking of multiple birds, who's hungry?”

“Explain your plan, Chrysalis,” Celestia demands.

“Hmpf. Very well.” Chrysalis points to the map of Deerope. “Naiad is gathering here. Near the border with reindeer territory, but far enough away so she doesn't get found. Miasma will draw her and Orion out with a false flag operation. Naiad can't resist revenge for harming a fellow changeling or attacking against her current victim. Orion will have to deal with a changeling invasion and will divert his bloodlust against a worthy target.”

“In exchange for drawing Orion and Naiad together, Miasma has some pretty reasonable demands,” Twilight adds.

“Amnesty, naturally,” Chrysalis says. “A recognized claim to her current territory…”

“And beginning a process of integration like we offered Chrysalis,” Twilight says, finishing the list.

“That is an awful risk, pitting Orion against Naiad,” Celestia replies. “The last time those two fought…”

“Naiad is not nearly as strong as she was then,” Chrysalis states. “Her blind rage and insanity will cause her to make mistakes.”

“And we can use her as a political scapegoat,” Luna adds. “It would be a way to allow Artemis to save face after this fiasco is over.”

Celestia paces around the room. “I don't like an option where we potentially destabilise an ally to save four ponies.”

“Yet Artemis was willing to destroy our relationship with Deerope just to use my children as political pawns,” Twilight states.

“They are knights, if not rooks, at the very least,” James adds.

Twilight and her husband hoof bump in solidarity.

Celestia pauses before beginning another circuit of the room. “Get me a conference call with Uther and Osiris. I want everypony in the area to be prepared.”

“What about Artemis?” Luna asks. “We are making a big decision for her nation.”

Celestia looks at the map. “If the troop movements we've been seeing these past few days are any indication, she made her decision when she set the trap for Twilight’s family.”

“Good call!” Chrysalis cheers. “Orion won't live to regret this!”

Everypony glares at the changeling.

“Well, maybe if we're lucky…”

After hours of galloping through the fields and forests of Eastern Deerope, the Sparkle family stops to rest in a secluded glade. The ponies flop on the ground, legs sore. Del helps them get comfortable and access their packs. Her legs are fresh, but her wings are beat, unused to any sustained flight. She finally sits by Starlight after everypony is settled.

“Why did we have to flee before breakfast?” the changeling complains. “I'm starved.”

Starlight leans over and gives his sister a big hug and a kiss on the cheek.

“Very funny.”

“We're going to have to ration our meals until we reach friendly territory,” Night Light replies. “We'll all have to tighten our belts.”

“She's the skinniest one here,” Alba notes. “What more is there to tighten?”

“She's also the biggest eater here. She can tighten with the rest of us.”

Alba sighs and stretches her sore legs. She watches Starlight slip some of his provisions into Del's pack. “Hey. Starlight.”

The stallion looks away innocently.

“Now that we have a moment, what is up with your mane?”

He checks his bangs. “Right. Forgot about that.” He casts a spell changing his mane and tail back to shades of bright green. “That's better.”

“No. Why was it all… weird?”

“It wasn't weird. It was normal. Now, it is coordinated with my coat.”

“Just answer your sister's question,” Night Light snorts.

Starlight moans, “Fine.” He takes a deep breath. “See, dark purple with those streaks is my real hair color. But mom, dad, and I thought it looked weird with my blue coat, so mom taught me how to change it to colors that we thought better matched my coat. Plus, it is a good reservoir of magic. Nopony ever thinks to check your hair for magic.”

“Leave it to your mother to come up with a trick like that,” Night Light groans, stretching.

“Why don't you use your real hair color?” Alba asks.

“Near black? On light blue? Especially with those highlights?” Starlight snorts, hurt. “Do you have any idea how bad that would look? Very poor character design. I mean, how lazy would it be if all of us looked like our parents?”

“Sheesh. Just asking.”

“Although, if I wanted to be truly original, I'd look like that guy.”

Starlight points behind his grandfather. Night Light turns and jumps up in surprise. A dark form is standing in the shadows. A charcoal horse with leathery wings and sunken features trots out. He is wearing black armor with a shining red jewel at the breast. He sets four sets of armor on the ground.

“Put those on and follow me,” the thestral says.

“You guys capturing us too?” Night Light asks, levitating a set of armor to himself.

“Hardly. We're here to rescue you. You think you ponies are the only ones with spies around here?”

Alba sighs while putting on her armor. “Just once I'd like to go on a world-changing adventure without Osiris saving our flanks.”

“Don't care if it is the death horses, yaks, or Sombra himself,” her grandfather replies. “Just glad for the support.”

“Do I look like a warrior?” Starlight asks, posing in armor that is too big for him.

The thestral snorts. “Our armor is not normally meant to be worn by ponies, though I'm surprised your changeling friend fits it so well.”

“I'm not changing my shape, if that's what you're implying,” Del huffs, examining her armor. “What does this thing do?”

Del taps the jewel and becomes invisible.

“Excellent. You figured it out,” the thestral replies. “The rest of you, do the same. You should be able to see, thus follow, me still. I'll signal you when you have to cut your banter, as we'll be nearing our hideout then.” He taps his gem and motions invisibly. “This way.”

The ponies quickly tap their gems and follow.

The ponies and thestral reappear in the backroom of a house. The sun can be seen going down outside. The thestral begins removing his armor.

“These gems are truly outrageous,” Starlight comments, flickering in and out of visibility.

Night Light dope slaps his grandson. “Knock it off.”

A new thestral enters the back room. His coat is onyx and well groomed. “Ah! Ponies! Welcome! I am Commander Seto of the Allied Cross Border Expeditionary Force,” he greets. “Glad you finally arrived.”

“I'll tell the others to get beds ready. They need really need to rest,” the other thestral says.

Alba sets her armor aside. “This day has already been exhausting. I didn't expect to run into any thestrals.”

Seto laughs. “You think you ponies are the only ones keeping an eye on your neighbors? No other nation watches northeastern Deerope like we do.”

“So you're the friends Athena told us to watch for,” Night Light comments.

“No, but the way things could turn out soon…” He puts a foreleg around the older unicorn. “Anyway! Let's get you some food and rest and fill you in on the situation. We have some reindeer here that are really excited to hear how you stuck it to the prince.”

Seto leads the ponies out into a larger meeting room. Thestrals and reindeer stop their work to cheer the guests.
…

A while later. The ponies rest in a guest room. Del is absent, having gotten stuck in a soup pot as she tried getting every last bit of food she could find. Seto finishes explaining the tentative plan to escape Deerope. Starlight spends most of the time rolling around on his bed, claiming to be listening.

“Sounds like playing two Batstallion gambits against each other and hoping they catch,” Alba comments.

“They will,” Night Light assures. “Orion and Naiad are too vindictive to ignore a chance to fight each other.”

“Yeah. It is a classic ‘mom and dad’ scheme,” Starlight agrees. “He likes trolling and playing rival sides against each other. She likes any excuse to make something a friendship problem for her to solve. So them.”

A door is heard opening in the next room.

“Ve have finally arrived. Be güd and help us out of zis armor.”

“Sounds like your passport has arrived,” Seto groans, rolling his eyes.

A moment later. A reindeer doe steps into the room. Her chest and neck fluff is styled and extra poofy. Her antlers are adorned with glittery decorations. She looks at the ponies with playful curiosity.

“Ponies, welcome Deputy Foreign Minister Velvet,” Seto introduces.

“It eez a pleasure,” Velvet says, holding out a hoof. She waits a moment before tapping her outstretched hoof on the ground and holding it out again. She taps again after continuing to receive no response.

“Lady, I'm a former princess,” Alba interrupts. “If you know anything about etiquette, we ain't kissing your hoof.”

“I have a girlfriend,” Starlight adds, seemingly failing to notice the irrelevance of that information.

“Hmph. Maybe later vhen you are zankful for my help.” Velvet trots to Del's unoccupied bed and stretches out as luxuriously as she can. “Now, let's get down to business.”

“I just told them the general outline of the plan,” Seto states.

“Güd. Zo I don't have to say much else for now.” She looks around. “Have ze little beasties arrived yet?”

Del trots into the room, licking the last of the soup from her face. “I think I got all of it, but there was barely a decent amount left.”

“Herregud!” Velvet gasps. “You're a big one!”

“One what?” the changeling growls.

“Sorry. I vas expecting a tiny älva, not one of your queenies.”

Del glares down at the reindeer stretched out before her. Starlight snickers at how nonplussed Velvet is at his sister's attempt to be intimidating.

“Del is one of the ones you're helping across the border,” Night Light sighs.

“Hmm. Should have guessed zat since zere is only one of you.” She plays with an antler decoration. “Should have brought some vith me…”

“What does that mean?” Del snorts, finding a seat by her brother.

“Ve have a small colony of älva in our land. Ze Commonwealth is very open to your kind.” She smirks. “Anyzing ze deer hate, ve love.”

Night Light clears his throat. “Changing topics slightly. Why would your government send a deputy minister for a military operation?”

“Zis diversion ve're running needs a fine, delicate touch.”

“Both our governments agreed that an active military presence might invite trouble for our interests as well,” Seto explains. “In the end, we are, militarily, more concerned with keeping any potential fallout from entering our counties.” He looks at Velvet. “This is no time for a pointless land grab.”

“Hmpf! You know as vell as I zat vhen ze deer finally gave us our freedom, zey kept a number of towns with large reindeer populations for zemselves just to have somezing to use against us if ve vent against zem.”

“You're lucky you got anything at all. Orion is already cracking down on the freedoms Athena enacted while she was in charge. The sooner we can get him out of here, the sooner their own citizens can be free again.”

“Still doesn't explain why a politician and not one trained for dangerous extractions,” Night Light interjects.

“Same reason I'm in charge here,” Velvet replies. She scrunches up her neck fluff and simpers. “I am ze prettiest!” She settles down and bats a hoof towards the ponies. “Except for maybe zat one.”

“Why thank you,” Starlight replies coyly.

“Not you. Ze one next to you. Ze älva.”

Del points to herself. “Me?” she squeaks, blushing.

“You have ze poise of a beauty queen vith lovely hair to match. You must be a model back in Equestria.”

“Not quite, but close,” Starlight replies for his embarrassed sister.

Seto grunts as he goes to the door. “It is getting late. I'm going to join the patrols looking for Miasma’s changelings. Get plenty of rest. I'd say there is plenty of food, but…”

“Yeah, you should really do something about that,” Del chides.

The thestral snorts, annoyed. He leaves his guests to relax.

The next day. The ponies lounge around the reindeer/thestral base while waiting for the changelings to arrive. Despite search parties being out all night, there are no signs of them. Seto paces nervously, hoping they have not been captured on the way through Deerope. Seemingly oblivious to the tension, Velvet orders the staff to carry out various beautification projects around the base. Night Light finds some liqueur their hosts had hidden and tries getting anypony in reach to take a break with him. Del, Alba, and Starlight play cards in their bunk.

“Are we certain this is a good idea?” Alba asks. “I don't think I've heard of the Commonwealth of Rein before now.”

“Its cool,” Starlight replies. “It probably just didn't exist in your world.”

“Maybe. I remember some areas breaking from Deerope just before the end. They didn't want a fearful king preventing them from saving as many as possible.”

“Things must have been pretty crazy. Ever fear you missed a few?”

“Sometimes. We made sure to offer salvation to everypony, whether they were friendly or not to the Republic.”

“I'm sure everything worked out.”

Velvet prances into the room. A ladle hangs from her antler. She leans towards Del. “Taste.”

The changeling rolls her eyes and sips. “Its good.”

“Not too much parsley? Plenty of potatoes? Ze right consistency?”

“Uh, yeah. Very good.”

“Zank you.” Velvet prances back out. “I told you it vas too zin!”

Del grumbles. “Why does she keep doing that?”

“You are the biggest eater,” Alba replies. “You have to have some gourmand knowledge.”

“It is not just that though. Since I got up, she's offered to style my hair, shine my chitin, ordered a hooficure for us, and wanted to shave the undercoat from all the other reindeer just so we'd have matching and warmer armor for our escape.”

“But ze älva must be pampered for her glory to shine zrough!” Starlight says, in his best (or worst) reindeer accent.

“And she keeps calling me zat! Uh, that! What does it mean?”

“Älva are magical creatures in reindeer mythology,” her brother explains. “They are said to be very beautiful.”

Del blushes. “Oh.”

Del's siblings snicker at her reaction. The outside door bursts open and a squadron deer in full armor march in.

“Everydeer down! This is a raid!” the lead deer commands. A second later, he smirks and starts laughing. He drops his spell, revealing himself to be a changeling. “Nah. Just messing with you.”

“About time you show up,” Seto growls.

“Hey. You see the turmoil out there?” the changeling counters. “It is somewhere between martial law and full rebellion out there. Almost thought you wouldn't need us after seeing a number of Naiad's hive stalking the roads.”

“We had a deal. I expect you to honor it.”

“We will. We will.”

The changelings start spreading around the room. Night Light invites one to drink with him. Their leader approaches Velvet.

“Hey, cutie. Fancy seeing you here.”

“Did I give you permission to schpeak to me?” Velvet snorts.

“Ah, come on. I can be anyone, anything, any size you want.”

“Enh.”

“Tsk. Prude.”

The changeling turns to leave. Velvet gives him a quick kick in the rear.

“What was that for?” the changeling snarls.

“Zomedeer has to teach you zome manners if you are going to be vorking vith us.”

“Listen, lady! Do you know how hard it was to find volunteers, with enough skill to overpower the magic blockers, and risk being killed by both deer and changelings alike? You don't like our manners. Tough!”

The changeling snatches the ladle from Velvet's stew and pours it over her head.

Velvet stews under her stew. “Del! Zis alf has assaulted me! Kill him!”

Del groans and leaves her game. “What is it now?”

The changelings instantly bow when they see Del. Velvet hops over to her, wraps her in a hug, and sobs.

“Ze meanie doused me in ze soup I vas making for you. He needs to be taught a lesson.”

Del groans again. “You. The one who did this.”

The changeling rushes forward and bows. “Yes, my queen?”

“You will do everything Velvet tells you to do until I tell you to stop? Understood?”

“As you wish.”

Velvet glares down at the changeling. “You vill start by running me a proper bath zo I may clean up. Zen, I need more ingredients for my zoup…”

The reindeer trots off, issuing orders. The changeling follows dutifully. His friends snicker at his punishment.

“Do you want to join him?” Del shoots in their direction.

The other changelings immediately stop laughing.

“Thank you,” Seto sighs. “Maybe now we can finally finish our plans to get you to safety.”

“You might have to wait until after Velvet's bath,” Night Light laughs.

“Enh,” the thestral replies.

A bar of soap hits him in the head. He turns and scowls at the changeling serving Velvet. He points towards the bath.

“Don't you schtart vithout me,” Velvet sings from the bath.

Seto sits down and grumbles. He happily takes the liqueur Night Light offers him.

Everypony, everydeer, every everything at the thestral base gathers for one final briefing. Thanks to the intelligence brought by the changelings, they have a better idea where Orion's and Naiad's armies are, and they are close. The ponies, Velvet, and Velvet's entourage are in thestral-made armor ready to make a dash for the border. Wuggles, the name Velvet gave the changeling Del assigned to her, is decorated with ribbons around his horn and through the holes in his leg, and he is wearing a bow tie. His colleagues laugh at his appearance.

Wuggles stands resolutely, though he is blushing. “I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds…” he mumbles to lift his spirits.

“Now that we are all here,” Seto snorts, “we can get this mission underway. Listen up, because this the last time we speak before all Hel breaks loose.”
…

A changeling queen with scraggly yellow hair and light orange chitin lounges on a rock listening to reports from her drones. She orders them deeper into Deerope, taking advantage of the unrest. A lone drone pushes through the others.

“Queen Naiad! Urgent news!”

Naiad rolls her eyes. “This had better be important. ”

“Very! One of our patrols has been captured! They request your immediate assistance!”

“Boo hoo. Do I have to solve all of your problems for you?”

“But it was Orion's main force that beset them. Not far from here.”

“Orion! This close!” Naiad stands and shouts. “Gather all the forces! We'll teach that impudent fawn who his real queen is!” She casts a spell to make armor appear around her. “Tonight we dine on royalty!”

Naiad flies off. Her hive follows, ready for action. The messenger quietly slips into the buzzing horde of changelings and disappears.
…

Orion and his commanders meet in camp. Two soldiers bow before the prince.

“You refuse to obey orders? Take them away! Put them with the rest of the insubordinates,” Orion commands.

“But prince, we only wished to be sent to General Athena’s command instead,” one of the soldiers begs as a guard drags him away.

“Athena is a traitor!” Orion shouts, following the prisoners out of his tent. “Allying with her is equivalent to betraying Deerope, and worthy of the same punishment she earned! If our queen didn't wish otherwise, she and all her supporters would be banished or struck down!” He faces the rest of his camp. “Am I clear!”

The rest of the camp looks down and goes about their work, trying to ignore the fuming prince.

“Sire, many of the soldiers in this region are still loyal to Athena,” one of his commanders points out. “Perhaps it would be wise not to threaten their former leader with death.”

“Et tu, Brute?”

The deer snaps to attention. “N-no, sir! I just wouldn't wish you to be harmed if the situation were reversed.”

Orion glares at his officer. Loud noises come from the camp. A scout plows through everydeer, making a beeline for Orion. The scout skids to a stop, bowing to the prince.

“Dreadful news! Naiad has been spotted attacking villages to the east! The rest of my party is subduing one of her drones so we can find her hive for you to crush.”

“When it rains…” Orion grumbles. “All troops, suit up! Suspend the search for the ponies! Seems democracy wasn't the only thing Athena was spreading without the Queen's permission!” He turns to his officer. “Inform any of our former soldiers that they may regain their commission by joining us on the front lines and fighting like a true deer.”

The officer nods and gallops away.

Orion hastily returns to his tent and arms himself. “I'll avenge you this time, Eos…”

The prince rushes to join his gathering army. The scout silently slinks to the back of the camp.

“Happy hunting~” the scout wishes, revealing a fang.
…

A pair of Deeropean soldiers chase a pair of changelings through a village. Civilians watch the action from inside their homes and businesses. The soldiers split and try catching the changelings in a pincer maneuver, but the changelings fly over them. A third soldier fires arrows at the changelings, driving them back down. The deer on the ground leap when their prey is in range and knock them to the pavement with well-placed antler blows. The soldiers pin the changelings to the ground, draw spears, and stab the hissing creatures.

Off in the distance, a loud buzzing is heard. Naiad leads a swarm of changelings onto the town. The soldiers scatter to avoid being attacked.

“Avenge your fallen brethren!” Naiad commands. “Kill everydeer you see! The streets will be bathed in blood!”

The deer panic and seal their homes from the changeling invasion. Naiad steps over to the fallen changelings, but an arrow nearly hits her before she can inspect the body. More arrows drive the changelings from the streets.

“Archers! Provide nonstop covering fire until you run out of arrows!” Orion commands. “Once you are spent, join us for true glory!”

The prince lowers a spear and charges forward. He bounds past his footsoldiers and leads the charge into the village. Naiad gathers her changelings into the shadows. They ambush the deer at every intersection and building as the town becomes a battlefield. In the middle of the chaos, Orion and Naiad seek each other out.
…

“... And while that is going on, you” -- Seto motions to Velvet and the ponies -- “will make your way to the border. The armor should cloak you from any conflicts you encounter along the way.”

“Roshambo to determine who gets eaten by Naiad!” a changeling calls.

“Hopefully, some of the magic blockers will be destroyed or shut down in the fighting,” Seto tells the ponies as they head to the door.

“Otherwise, we could just have the boy nuke them again,” Night Light suggests.

“I'm not mom,” Starlight complains.

The party reaches the door and starts activating their cloaks.

“Vuggles,” Velvet says, “don't die.”

As Velvet taps her jewel and disappears, the changeling salutes his master before he transforms into a Deeropean soldier.

The border crossing between Deerope and the Commonwealth of Rein is packed with deer, reindeer, and thestrals trying to flee the all-out war between Orion and Naiad. The fighting has gone on for hours and spread across the Eastern Deeropean border, causing civilians to flee to the north. The Deeropean border guards attempt to hold back the hordes and process each migrant individually. The reindeer on the other side of the border pace or buck impatiently, their checkpoints raised to get everydeer through as quickly as possible. A commotion starts at the back of the mass of deer and makes its way through to the front. Most of the deer back away in terror as Del escorts Velvet to the front of the line. The Deeropean guards ready their weapons.

“Put zose away!” Velvet commands. “Ve vish to see zose as much as vhat zey are compensating for.”

“Back of the line,” a guard growls. “We have our orders, and currently one is to kill that thing.”

“You harm one hair on her head, and I scream for ze nice guards behind you to run you zrough. Now, schtand aside and let us pass.” She motions to the horde behind her. “All of us.”

“Ma'am if you don't…”

“Do you know who I am! I am ze Deputy Foreign Minister of ze Commonwealth of Rein. Zose guards behind you are sworn to defend me as much as you are sworn to defend your Deerope. Now get your butt out zeir and fight zat nasty Skogsrå instead of fighting your own citizens and let us pass!”

“Is there a problem, Minister Velvet?” a reindeer asks from behind the deer she is shouting at.

The deer look behind them. More reindeer are surrounding the border.

“Don't worry. We got this,” the reindeer grunts.

“O-Orion does need backup…” one of the Deeropean guards suggests.

The others nod. They abandon their posts and rush to join the fight against Naiad. The reindeer knock over the barricades the deer had erected and usher the migrants through. Velvet happily prances across the border with Del by her side. She leads the changeling to a nearby government building. Inside, reindeer, thestrals, ponies, and even a griffin watch the border being overrun.

“Ve're safe!” Velvet declares over the chaos outside.

The rest of the ponies decloak around Velvet and Del. The gathered officials breathe easy seeing the Sparkle family appear. They congratulate the ponies on making it to safety. Velvet gives Del a big hug, then another one in celebration. Del drags the reindeer with her as she goes to a chair and collapses.

Alba watches out a window. “As much as I want to help them right now, I need food first.”

“Agreed,” Night Light says, stripping the thestral armor.

Starlight lets out a small snore, having fallen asleep while shaking hooves with officials.

“So, who is going to explain this to mom?” Del asks.

Starlight snaps awake. Every member of his family look at each other nervously.

“Not it!” they all declare in unison.

After a long day of fighting, Orion's forces finally started driving back Naiad's invasion. The prince had been forced to retreat to Athena's fortress to regroup after sustaining an injury while personally fighting Naiad. It is believed that the routing of the invasion came when Athena assumed command while Orion was sedated and called in air support from the Griffin Empire as well as additional troops from the reindeer and thestrals. The griffins also supplied another airship, but this time to carry the Sparkle family back home. Velvet literally had a hard time letting go of her new friend, but the ponies were happy to leave, with plenty of support from their new allies.

Starlight stares enviously at Del as she comes out of her private cabin. “Lucky…” he mopes.

“What do you mean?” his sister snorts. “I had to spend an entire day shopping and trying on dresses with Velvet because she insisted I bring back souvenirs.”

“You don't have to rub it in!”

Alba watches the continents slowly pass below the airship. “I will never get over the fact that I'm actually riding in a griffin airship.”

“THAT is what you can't get over from this trip?!” Del gapes.

Her little sister shrugs. “Pretty much.”

“Not the almost dying, running from the army, all the subterfuge, even starting a war just so we can cross an imaginary line between nations?!”

Alba stretches out and looks out the window again. “That stuff is boring the second time around.”

Del groans and leaves to find food.

“Don't even think about it,” Night Light warns before Starlight can sneak into his sister's room. “If you can hold off until we get home, I'll get you every costume you want when we go to Whinny World.”

Starlight cheers and tackles his grandfather in a hug. “Yay! This has been the best vacation ever!”

Night Light groans and tries freeing himself. “Mental note: never go to an award ceremony for my grandkids ever again.”

Days later. At the Deerope-Rein border, the reindeer have assumed full guard duty for both nations while Deerope tries cleaning up after the invasion. A lone, dark figure, clearly a changeling, approaches the outpost. The reindeer ready their weapons. As the changeling gets nearer, he can be seen wearing a bow tie and is covered with ribbons. He calmly trots up to the guards.

“...”

“... Here for Velvet?”

“... Yeah…”

The guards let Wuggles pass. He is one step across the border when he is hit in the back of the head.

“Vhere have you been! Ve needed you help shopping days ago!” Velvet yells.

“I was busy trying not to die…”

“Enh! Ve have much to do. Hurry along, Vuggles!”

Wuggles groans and follows his new master away.

Author's Note

Title is a reference to Muppets Most Wanted, only with less Ricky Gervais and more ponies.

Character Note: Pallas and Diana are named after Greek and Roman goddesses respectively. Pallas was essentially a foster sister and warrior who served with Athena. Diana is the Roman version of Artemis. I didn't want the link to Artemis, but I needed a "woodsy/natury" name that was also kind cool. None of the other nature goddesses fit. Other names considered were Nike (another Athena connection) and Flora (when I decided to make her an Everfree deer instead of Deeropean).

Velvet is based on the Them's Fighting Herds character of the same name. (Big surprise which one of them I like the most.) My editor and I tried matching her speech patterns to the little back story on her character page, making her sound a little German in the process, and throw in some Swedish flare in regards to her culture drops, but I have no idea how it turned out and don't like how it looks despite loving writing everything she says. I apologize for offending every German and Swede with this poor copy of their greatness.

Story Timeline: Takes place at the same time as the next chapter.

Night Light Note: In case the story never gets finished, here is a brief synopsis of his adventure with Daring Do:
It was his first mission after becoming a special operative. He was sent to Saddle Arabia to investigate a Tirek cult. Daring was there for the same reason. After clashing for a bit, they agreed to work together when Daring promised to tell Night Light how he could win Twilight Velvet back. (They were fighting because Night Light had hooked up with human Celestia in his previous adventure.) They find a temple run by followers of Scorpan, and learn that a Nightmare Moon cult was manipulating the Tirek followers into using artefacts from Ancient Anugypt to free her from the moon. Night Light and Daring crush the plan and reclaim the artefacts to be sealed up. Before they part ways, Daring gives Night Light a note. He gives it to Twilight Velvet upon his return to Canterlot. After reading the secret ("Daring Do is awesome!!!!"), she laughs and gives her future husband a second chance.

Daring Do and the Otherworldly Prince

Main Characters: Helios, Krile, Daring Do
Original Start Date: December 22, 2015

Helios yawns as he makes his way to his hotel room. Krile nuzzles him, lifting his spirits. They freeze when they open the door. Somepony is in the room already, a yellow-brown pegasus mare with monochrome hair. She is watching a news broadcast of Starlight's arrival in Deerope. Hearing the door open, the mare sits up and smirks mischievously.

“Hello, sexy,” Daring Do greets. “Looks like I lucked out and got a two-for-one deal.”

Helios blocks the door. “Who the hell are you and what are you doing in our room?”

“What? You don't recognize me? I'm a little offended by that.”

The former prince lifts Daring with his magic. “I don't know who you are, but we're tired so just get out and leave us alone.”

Daring struggles to get free. “Kids these days… Wait! I have a proposal for you. Come. Join me on the bed. Maybe not in that order.”

Helios drags Daring to the door. She puts her wings up and catches herself before getting evicted.

“Rei said you were stubborn, but she also said you'd be kind enough to give me a chance.”

“Rei? How do you know my sister?”

“Because I work at her store now and again. I'm Daring Do. I'm her friend and a famous adventurer. I'm kinda a big deal.”

“Daring…” Helios looks at Krile for support.

“I didn't think she was real either,” the young mare says, “but this world is so very different from our own. And if she is a friend of your sister, we should give her a chance.”

Helios looks back and forth at the mares. He sighs and sets Daring down. All three ponies enter the room. Daring returns to lounging on the bed while the others sit off to the side.

“Okay, ‘Daring Do’, what do you want?” Helios asks.

Daring reaches beside the bed and gets out her saddlebag. “I was asked by an employer who will remain anonymous to find a certain thing. When I heard you were in the area, I knew you would be perfect to assist me in this task.”

“What can I do?”

Daring grins evilly. “Hypothetically speaking, what do you know about making royalty disappear without a trace?”

Helios scowls at the guest. Within seconds, Daring and her pack are unceremoniously tossed into the hallway. The door is slammed behind them.

Daring laughs to herself, picks herself up and dusts herself off. “Must have hit pretty close to the mark to get him all riled up like that.” She taps on the doors. “Come on. Let me back in. I was just testing the extent of the information your sisters gave me.”

“Go away, Daring,” Helios shouts back.

“Fine. I'll do this on my own, but I still don't believe you want to SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER!” She waits a few moments for guests in the surrounding rooms to start eavesdropping. “THE MARE YOU'RE WITH IS AN UNICORN LIKE YOU,” -- whispering -- “unlike Rei” -- loudly -- “IT IS NO SURPRISE YOU WANT TO NAIL HER” -- whispering -- “instead.”

The door bursts open and Helios drags the pegasus inside before she can embarrass him further.

“Listen, you little b-,” Helios growls.

Daring boops the unicorn on the nose. “Huh. Rei was right about that too. I thought she was just making it up. Pregnancy craziness and all that.”

“Helios, she knows all of the right buttons to press,” Krile sighs. “Maybe it will be less painful to play along with her?”

“Now I know why you're the brains of this outfit, sweet flanks,” Daring compliments.

Helios takes a few deep breaths and paces around the room. “Fine. We'll listen, but try anything anything creepy again, and I'll prove all the bad rumors about me to be true.”

“Ooo! Scary. I'll make sure to tell your big bro that he was right about that too.”

“Don't call him that.”

Krile places a hoof on Helios’ shoulder. “Miss Do, why don't you tell us about your mission?”

“Anything, cutie.” Daring digs in her bag and gets out a photo of a dark red crystal. “I'm looking for a crystal like this.”

“I hear there is a whole empire that can help you with that,” Helios snorts.

“I've found a few in the past for my employer,” the adventurer continues, ignoring the comment. “Most were part of a larger work, usually on the back of a mirror or something, and were easy to spot, purchase, and remove. Unfortunately, the pony who hid these crystals scattered them all over Equestria and beyond. The best way to find them is by the magic they resonate.” She gets out a piece of paper with arcane symbols written on it. “Fortunately, I have a copy of the spell to detect them.”

“What do you need me for?” Helios groans. “Can't you harass a random stranger who might actually be interested instead?”

“It is a complex spell,” Daring explains. “Only a really talented magic user can use it. I've tried regular unicorns in the past, but none of them could get it right.”

Krile looks at the spell for a moment before handing it to Helios. “It doesn't look like the spell's radius is very large.”

“About ten to twenty meters, from what I've been told.”

The former prince studies the spell. “So you just want me to wander around Vanhoover until the crystal is in range?” He sets down the spell. “You have to be joking.”

Daring shakes her head. “My contact traced the crystal to this area. If somepony found it already, it is likely in the hooves of a merchant. Otherwise, it is in one of the many parks in the area.” She laughs. “Consider this a good excuse to sightsee too. You handle the parks. I handle the merchants, legal and otherwise…”

“If your employer knows it is here, why doesn't he get it himself?”

“Let's just say my employer has a very good reason to avoid being seen casting strange magic in a major city.” Daring pushes the spell forward. “Please. There are other ponies after this crystal. I have to find it first. If not… find them and take it from them.”

“Helios… You know what I think,” Krile says, hugging her coltfriend.

“I agree,” Helios concurs. “We'll help you, Miss Do. On one condition: you have to get your own hotel room. Preferably very far from here.”

Daring smiles happily, mischievously. “No promises, sweet plot.” She collects her bag. “And call me ‘Daring’. The other way sounds… gross.”

The next day. While Daring hunts for leads in the various markets, antique dealers, and gem stores of Vanhoover, Helios and Krile take in the sights, sounds, and smells of the city as planned. The only change to the schedule is casting the spell Daring gave them.

Krile hikes up a winding trail in a densely forested park. Helios trudges behind, trying to hide his displeasure with casting the spell and the strenuous exercise he has been getting all day.

“Nature is so fascinating…” Krile muses, looking up into the trees.

Helios swats a bug chewing on his leg. “Yes. Very. Why do we have to be out here instead of touring the city?”

“We were planning on doing this anyway, dear. This way we help Daring too.”

“We can do that from the back of a cab as we take in the local culture and history. We belong in a museum.”

“Pfft!” Krile snorts, blowing off the comment. “This is fun. You're the one who wanted to see more of this Equestria. Why can't we have a little fun too?”

“We can have just as much fun in a sea park,” Helios pouts.

Krile trots back and nuzzles her coltfriend. “How about some souvenir shopping later? Would that make you happy?”

“I guess…”

“Great! Then you can go out with Daring after lunch. I'm sure she'd like the company,” the young mare replies hopping down the trail.

“I still don't believe it's her!” Helios calls after his fillyfriend, trudging behind her.

“I'm pretty sure she is~!”

Helios groans and keeps hiking. The trees rattle above him, but he ignores it. A beefy pegasus watches the couple make their way through the park. He gets out a mobile phone and makes a call.

Daring joins Helios and Krile for dinner at a dim sum restaurant in Equinatown. Helios eats up, as if making up for all of the calories burned hiking. Behind them, a television reports on Starlight, Alba, and Del going missing in Deerope.

“That was a waste of time,” Daring complains. “Checked all my sources and came up with nothing.”

“We wandered through the wilderness for hours for the same thing,” Helios adds.

“Um…” Krile tries interrupting.

“Do you have any better clues for us?” the stallion asks.

Daring sighs. “I didn't want to consider this, but we might have to go into construction.”

“What?”

“The pony who hid the crystal did so about a thousand years ago. If museums and artefact dealers haven't seen it, construction must have.”

“Or they threw it into the ocean.”

Daring shakes her head. “Nah. Seaponies are checking there. They're pretty good about that sort of stuff.”

“What if it was found in somepony's backyard and is part of a family's collection?”

“How do you feel about seeing suburbia?”

Both ponies shudder at the thought.

“Actually, I detected something,” Krile speaks up.

Daring gapes. “But he said you didn't!”

“But I didn't detect anything!” Helios says.

The pegasus reaches across the table and hits the stallion. “The spell wasn't meant for you, idiot!”

“What?”

“I said ‘only a really talented magic user can use it’. Krile has way more talent than you do.”

Helios looks sad. “But… I… Ah...” He looks down, frowning.

Somewhere in the distance, a sad trumpet is heard.

Daring turns to the other mare. “Where is it?”

Krile comforts her coltfriend. “I barely detected something at one of the parks. Way in the distance.”

“Good enough for me,” Daring says, sitting back and stealing some food from Helios’ plate. “We'll get plenty of rest and check it out tomorrow.” She grins craftily. “Unless either of you want to join me and not get plenty of rest.”

“We'll just stay in. Thank you,” Krile replies.

“Fine. I won't share the coolest night spots in town with you.” The pegasus sits back and drinks her beer. “Lame-os.”

Krile and Helios roll their eyes and go back to their meal.

The next day. Krile leads Daring and Helios through the forest again. The pegasus hovers above the unicorns, keeping an eye open for any sign of the crystal. Helios drags himself along at the back of the pack, ready to leave at a moment's notice.

“This way… I think,” Krile says, changing directions.

Helios groans. “You keep saying that.”

“It is not like this spell creates a giant yellow arrow to point us in the right direction.”

Daring gets out a notepad. “Next time I see Twilight, ‘giant yellow arrow’.”

Helios shakes his head in dismay.

Krile stops. “Somewhere around here.” She looks around. “Don't tell me we have to start digging.”

Daring flies tree to tree. “Flying helps too.” She hovers by an odd knot a good distance up a large pine tree. “Aha! Can somepony lend me a hoof? I think it is in deep.”

Helios looks up, confused.

Krile trots to her coltfriend and focuses her spell. She puts her forelegs around him and brings her horn close to his. “Here. Let my magic guide you. Do you sense it?”

Helios nods. “Yeah. I think I do.” He casts a spell. The crystal, still slightly surrounded by xylem, appears in front of him. “Found it. Can we get lunch now?”

Daring swoops down and hugs the stallion. “My hero.” She lets go, taking the crystal. “Go on ahead. I need to make some notes about the area.”

Helios nods, quickly trotting away, ready to get back to the city. Krile follows, looking back at Daring.

The pegasus jots some notes and gets out her mobile to record the GPS coordinates where the crystal was found. Once she sees the others out of sight, she makes a call. “Hey, sexy. I found it. … Yes, I have to greet everypony like that.” She smirks. “Does it make tall, dark, and evil jealous? … It was about where you said, but I think you could have handled this on your own. We're pretty far out of town. … Yeah. I see your point. Anyway, I'll put this with the others, and you can pay me next time we meet. … Yeah. I'll keep my eyes open. … Hope, you be safe too.”

Daring puts her mobile and crystal away. She adjusts her hat, looks around, and flies after the unicorns. Above her, the trees rustle slightly.

Near the park entrance. Helios and Daring wait near a visitor's kiosk while Krile uses the little filly's room. Helios stares at his mobile, planning which sight to see next. Daring is on edge since it is quieter than it should be.

“I'm going to go check on her,” the pegasus states.

“It's fine,” Helios replies. “With how long we've been out here plus keeping hydrated, of course she'll take a while.”

Daring snorts and watches for Krile. She hears somepony approach and is immediately on guard when she sees a familiar face holding Krile at knifepoint. Helios jumps to attention when he sees his fillyfriend in trouble.

“Doctor Caballeron,” Daring snarls. “I hoped I wouldn't run into you.”

“Nice to see you too, Daring Do,” Caballeron greets sarcastically. “I feel pride that you failed to notice my goons.”

“Who?” Helios asks.

Caballeron whistles. More earth ponies come out from hiding around Helios and Daring. Pegasi land on the trees above the standoff below.

“Hired goons.”

“Hired goons?” Helios replies, seemingly still confused.

“As much as I'd love to continue this intellectual conversation,” the evil treasure hunter says, “I believe you have something of mine.” He presses the knife against Krile's neck. “The crystal, if you'd be so kind.”

“Only you'd sink so low to hold a defenceless mare hostage to get to me,” Daring growls. “But you are never getting this crystal.”

“What?!” Helios gasps. “You're not risking Krile's life for some rock.”

Daring glares at him. “No, I'm not. That's because you're going to teleport her away from him.”

Caballeron laughs. “You really think it will be that easy?”

“I can take six stallions at once,” Daring retorts. She pauses then looks at Helios. “Your father or brother would have made a snappy remark about that.”

“I think there are more pressing matters,” Helios snorts.

“You should have said something earlier if you had to go too.”

Caballeron whistles to break up the argument. “If you think I wasn't prepared to handle your bravado, you're as foolish as you look.”

Daring poses mockingly. “I think I look more dashing than anything else.”

“Stupid ponies,” a new voice says. “All you do is talk.”

A number of random ponies come out of hiding. They immediately drop the spells around themselves, revealing them to be changelings. Daring rolls her eyes. Caballeron huffs angrily. Helios and the henchponies get on guard.

“Great. Changelings,” Daring groans. “Looks like a seduction is in order.”

“That was one time, and it was an accident!” Helios shouts.

Daring grins mischievously and looks at the stallion. “I meant me, but go on.”

Helios looks away, embarrassed.

“At least one doesn't look like me this time,” Krile teases.

“Not helping!” Helios shouts.

“Agreed,” Caballeron agrees. He looks at a changeling wearing light armor. “I have this under control. Go back to your master and tell her to wait.”

“Our queen is tired of waiting. She wants what she is due,” the changeling replies. “Cross her and she'll handle you like she'll soon be handling that havier in Deerope.” He looks at Daring. “Give us the crystal and leave.” He turns to Caballeron. “And leave the girl. It would be a shame to waste a source of love so soon.” He licks his lips.

Caballeron holds Krile tighter. “Pay me what I am owed first. Then I'll let her go.”

The changeling sighs and throws a bag of bits to Caballeron. The earth pony nods, and one of the henchponies retrieves it.

The changeling turns to Daring. “And now our crystal.”

Daring grits her teeth. “Fine.” She reaches into her saddlebag.

“Stop! Have the male do it.”

Daring groans loudly and slumps a bit. She looks at Helios and nods, annoyed. Helios uses his magic to reach into Daring's bag. He slowly levitates the crystal out and towards the lead changeling. Caballeron releases Krile and puts his knife away. Krile starts trotting to her friends and the changeling reaches for the crystal.

In a flash, Daring rushes forward. She catches the crystal in her mouth and rams into the changeling head first, knocking him into a tree. Helios calmly transitions from levitation magic to blasting changelings with his magic. Krile leaps to her coltfriend and raises a shield spell around them. Caballeron and his goons gallop away from the fight. The changelings swarm the remaining ponies, but Helios’ and Krile's magic holds them off while Daring bashes them. In short order, Daring stands with several changelings at her hooves. Others lay scattered around, knocked out by the unicorns’ magic.

Daring places the crystal in her bag again. “That will make a fun climax for my next book. After some embellishments, of course.”

Later. Helios and Krile see Daring off at the train station. On the televisions around the station, the news reports on raids happening throughout the Deeropean capital. Daring triple checks the crystal in her saddlebag.

“I'd say its been fun...” Helios begins.

Krile jabs him. “Even with the kidnapping, it was fun spending time with you.”

“Sure you don't want to come with me?” Daring asks.

“Very!” Both unicorns reply in unison.

Daring laughs. “You two are great.” She puts a foreleg around Helios. “I really mean what I said earlier. You'd make a great Lunar Guard. Your mom would love it.”

Helios pushes her away, flinching a bit when some hairs get caught in her hoof. “No thanks. I may be trying to find where I belong in this Equestria, but I doubt that is it.”

Daring shrugs. “Fine. I hope you enjoy the rest of your trip. If you really don't want to be a hero anymore, there is a great sea park in Seaddle, but watch where you park your taxi. If you do want some fun in your life, Dodge Junction and Appleoosa are right up your alley.”

“Thanks for the advice,” the stallion sighs.

Krile gives Daring a quick hug. “You be safe too, okay?”

Daring flashes a big smile. “Of course. I always am. I never do anything stupid.”

Helios opens his mouth to argue, but Krile stops him. He just nods and waves ‘goodbye’. Daring waves back and blows a kiss. The stallion shudders as he and his fillyfriend leave.

Daring finds a free bench and takes a seat as she waits for her train. She gets out her mobile. “Hey, its me. … Yeah. I got it,” she says, putting a hoofful of Helios’ hair in a plastic bag. “Yes, I'm sure I want to go through with this. … I don't care if I get in trouble. I'm still doing this! … Just have your scientists ready when I get back, Lyra.”

The mare ends the call in a huff, and adds the bag to a collection of red and yellow, bright green, black, and dark blue bags of hairs...

Author's Note

Daring Timeline: Meets Helios and adventures with him. What's she doing with that hair?

Story note: I originally had no idea what to have Daring quest for, but then I was inspired by the Siege of the Crystal Empire. I would have preferred if Sombra and Hope sacrificed thems at the end, but eh. Try and see where this chapter and that arc link up.

Also, pay attention to when this takes place in relation to the previous chapter. They both even share an antagonist! The connection was a spur of the moment thing during Sparkles: Most Wanted to explain where everyone else was at the time. I wanted more mentions of Starlight's adventure, but the long timescale of his chapter vs short timescale of Daring's. Oh well.

Alba's First Date

Characters (Human): Alba, Del, Silver Spoon, Shady Daze, Redheart
Characters (Pony): Featherweight, Alba
Original Start Date: July 24, 2013

Alba drags herself into Del’s bedroom and falls on the bed. She snuffles into one of her sister’s pillows. Del looks up from her grading.

‘Something bothering you?’

Alba looks up with tears in her eyes. ‘Del, how do you find love?’

Del nearly falls out of her chair. ‘What?!’

‘You know all about that love and relationship stuff. Tell me why it is so hard.’

‘Um, well, uh, I... I haven’t been on a date since Pinkie’s kids were born. Can’t you ask one of your friends?’

Alba moans and rolls over again. ‘I have few friends. Just you and Silver and our siblings. UGH! I feel like I am just mooching off your friends.’ She sighs. ‘I miss Razzly. She was more my speed.’ She sits up. ‘And don’t say the one we teach. She is totally different.’

‘You can always ask Lucas for a game system and play with people online.’

‘I was never into gaming. That was more of Helo’s and dad’s thing.’

‘Well, if you really want, you can go to back school. I am sure mom and dad could hook you up someplace nice. You can make a lot of friends there.’

‘I don’t wanna! I am so done with school! I don’t want to go anymore!’

‘Thinking of a profession change?’ Silver Spoon says as she walks by the door.

Alba moans again and falls back.

‘She’s just bummed that she doesn’t have as many friends as she used to,’ Del explains.

Silver shrugs. ‘Sorry I can’t help you there. Everyone I know is at least my or Del’s age.’

‘Any of them single men?’

Silver grumbles, ‘If there were, I wouldn’t know exactly how you feel right now.’

‘You two will find someone. I’m sure of it,’ Del assures.

‘Says the woman who won’t use her love powers to help us,’ Silver snorts.

‘Some big sister you are,’ Alba agrees.

‘Which one of us isn’t charging either of you rent to live here? And can I finish my grading in peace? You can bother me when I am done.’

Alba whines as she leaves her sister’s room.

‘Let’s get some ice cream,’ Silver offers. ‘I think Lemon left some earlier.’

‘Lemon left ice cream!’ Del exclaims. ‘Mine!’

Silver and Alba dodge Del as she scrambles out the door.

Del and Alba clean their classroom after school. The sisters take the garbage out to the bins. When they return, Starlight is waiting for them.

‘There are my little sisters!’ the young man greets. ‘Ready for our meeting, Del?’

Del wipes her hands on her skirt. ‘Sure. Just give me a moment.’

‘Righto!’ Starlight looks at Alba. ‘Feel free to take the rest of the day off, too.’

‘Thanks, big bro.’

Alba goes into the classroom to get her stuff.

Alba sits by a lake near the outskirts of town. She sighs and skips stones across the surface. She moans and rests her head on her knees. There is a flash beside her. She screams and falls back, failing to scramble to her feet. A man is heard laughing. Alba grumbles as a hand is offered.

‘Sorry about that,’ a young man with dark blue hair says. ‘I saw a pretty lady and just had to take her picture.’

Alba growls and bats away the hand. She gasps and pulls her dress over her knees. ‘You didn’t see anything. Got it?’

‘The thought never crossed my mind.’ He watches Alba stand and brush herself off. ‘Are you okay?’

‘I’m fine.’

‘Are you sure? You looked upset about something.’ He holds up his camera. ‘I mean, I hate to see your beautiful face ruined with a frown, but that was the only expression I saw.’

‘You were watching me! Gah! What a pervert!’ She turns away. ‘You’re worse than that one guard back home. Unfortunately, I can’t assign you to an embassy in a dodgy land.’ She looks at the man. ‘Your name isn’t “Camera Flash” or anything “Flash” related, is it?’

The man laughs. ‘Far from it.’ He offers a hand in friendship. ‘Shady Daze, at your service. I’m an independent photojournalist.’

‘And taking a photo of my knickers is considered journalism? Sheesh. That is worse than what happened to my father.’

‘This is the only picture I have of you!’ Shady shows his camera again. ‘I swear it!’

Alba glares at the young man. ‘Then what were you doing out here?’

‘I was just out and about. Then I saw this beautiful woman. I thought I would take her picture and use it as an icebreaker so I could ask her out.’

‘I hope she turns you down.’

‘I haven’t asked her yet.’ He smiles at Alba. ‘So, are you doing anything later?’

Alba turns red, half from embarrassment, half from anger. ‘What?’ she replies plainly.

‘You’re the beautiful woman I want to court.’

‘Do you know who I am?’

‘Can I find out over dinner?’

Alba takes a deep breath and smirks. ‘I am Alba Sparkle. I am one of the refugees from the other world. I’m a former princess, daughter of Queen Luna by birth and Princess Sparkle welcomed me into her house as a heir. And you think you can just ask me out on a date?’

‘Pick you up at seven?’

A crafty smile spreads across Alba’s face. She picks up a rock. She holds it so Shady can see it. ‘This rock is pretty unique-looking, right?’

‘I guess so.’ He takes a picture of it and checks the photo. ‘It has some interesting angles in the right light. Maybe some unique lines.’

Alba tosses the rock in her hand. ‘Today is Tuesday.’ She chucks the rock as hard as she can. It disappears over the horizon. ‘I work at the the schoolhouse. Bring that rock to me there by five o’clock Friday, and I’ll go out with you.’

Shady smiles, salutes and runs in the direction of the rock. Alba laughs and shakes her head.

A few days later. Alba, sitting in her classroom, taps her foot as she watches the clock. Del watches her sister and frowns.

‘He’s probably not coming again,’ Del states.

‘I didn’t throw it that hard... He should have found it by now...’

‘Alba, he probably gave up.’

‘No!’ Alba shouts. ‘He would have come back by now if he did!’

‘Alba, calm d-’

There is a knock at the door. Alba leaps up to answer. Shady smiles when the door opens. He instantly collapses on the floor. Alba screams and checks him. Shady is covered in cuts and bruises. There is a slash on his arm.

‘You stay with him,’ Del says, stepping over them. ‘I’ll get Redheart.’

Alba nods and gets the first aid kit. Shady looks up as she treat his wounds. He smiles before fainting again. Alba laughs. She treats his arm but notices his fist is clenched. She forces his hand open and smiles. She puts the rock in a pocket and resumes to healing him.

Shady wakes up in the hospital. Redheart is checking on him.

‘And what made you think wrestling a bear was a good idea?’ the nurse comments as she wraps his arm in a clean bandage.

The young man laughs. ‘Well, uh...’

Redheart laughs and smiles. ‘She wants you to know that she’ll be waiting as soon as you are cleared to leave.’ She ties off the bandage. ‘If you can walk, I suggest wearing long sleeves to hide the bandages.’

Alba holds Shady’s arm as they follow the waiter to their table. The extra stability keeps the young man from falling over. He makes her let go when he insists on getting the chair for his date. Alba laughs and lets him help her.

‘I can’t believe you found that rock again.’

‘I had love to guide me,’ Shady replies. ‘I didn’t want to fail your test. I figure a princess should have high expectations.’

Alba smiles and shakes her head. ‘It was just a silly game. I never expected you to actually do it. I would have gone out with you if you had just shown up the next day.’

‘That would have been cheating! You’re a princess. You deserve to be treated special.’

‘Was. Was a princess.’ Alba shakes her head. ‘Anyway. I got you a little gift to celebrate.’

Alba slides a small box across the table. Shady opens it to reveal the rock inside a pendant. He smiles and puts it on.

‘This is great! Do you treat all your dates this well?’

Alba frowns and looks away. ‘Actually, this is my first date. Ever.’

Shady gasps. ‘No way! I would have thought someone as beautiful and perfect as you would have a million suiters.’

‘Surprisingly, even a princess can’t get a date if the guys find her intimidating. Nobody ever had the courage to ask me out before.’

Shady hits the table. ‘Then it is resolved.’

‘Huh?’

‘First, I get a date with the most wonderful princess to ever grace our land. Then, she gives me the greatest gift imaginable. Now, I find out I am her first date ever. Before, I was going to make this night perfect for you. I am even more determined than ever to make it happen now.’

Alba laughs and smiles at her date.

Shady escorts Alba home. The former princess is in high spirits after having a wonderful night.

‘Tonight really was perfect,’ Alba coos.

‘Anything for you, Alba.’

She laughs. ‘Finally calling me by my name.’

‘You made me stop calling you “Princess”, remember?’

‘You’re just so silly.’

They stop outside her door.

‘Thank you again,’ Alba says.

‘Naturally. It was my pleasure.’

The woman looks away. ‘Um, seeing how I have never done this before... I hope I am okay.’

‘Whatever it is, I’m sure it will be perfect.’

Alba leans up and kisses Shady. She blushes when they break.

‘That was amazing,’ the young man praises.

‘Th-thanks. I’m sure it will be better on our next date.’

Shady’s smile grows. ‘I’ll call you.’

‘I can’t wait!’

Shady laughs and waves as he returns home. Alba giggles and goes inside. Del and Silver are on the other side of the door. They are holding hands and staring at each other.

Del looks away. ‘Um, seeing how I have never done this before... I hope I am okay.’

‘Whatever it is, I’m sure it will be perfect.’

The older women lean in and fake a sloppy kiss.

‘That was amazing,’ Silver praises.

‘Th-thanks. I’m sure it will be better on our next date.’

Alba growls and storms to her room. ‘You two are asses!’

Del and Silver laugh.

Featherweight stares at the story in front of him.

‘Did you like it?’ Alba asks. ‘I hope my first time wasn’t too bad.’

The pegasus takes a deep breath. ‘Well, it could use some work here and there. Maybe expanding the rock story or more interaction on the date but otherwise, it is pretty enjoyable.’

‘Thanks!’ Alba cheers. ‘I’ll get it touched up and edited right away.’ She squeals as she prances from his apartment. ‘I can’t wait to share this!’

Featherweight waves as she leaves. He sits back and hangs his head. ‘Great. With stories like those, she is going to be more popular than me in no time!’

Author's Note

Alba Timeline: Begins dating Shady.

Character Note: For those that don't remember Shady, he was one of the members of the Foal Free Press. He worked as the printer until Diamond was fired. He was then made reporter and later seen doing just that in Babs Seed.

Also, Alba finally realizes somepony likes her. Probably because Shady was pretty blatant about it whereas Shaun never spat it out. It is also good seeing her loosen up and behave more like a regular pony.

Starlight Marries Apple Bloom

Main Characters: Starlight, Apple Bloom
Major Cameos: Everyone else
Original Start Date: November 3, 2015

Starlight and Apple Bloom sit on the balcony of their home over Ponyville Library. They watch a rare planetary alignment through Apple Bloom's telescope while snuggling under a blanket. In the distance, they can see Twilight's castle, where Starlight's parents are watching the phenomenon too. In the other direction, Apple Bloom's sister is watching the event with Starlight's younger brother and his friends in his clubhouse.

The alignment is over shortly, and the couple heads back inside. Apple Bloom starts getting their bed ready, but Starlight fidgets in front of their dresser.

“Apple Bloom… Would you like to get married?”

The young mare chuckles. “Sure, if Ah meet the right stallion.”

“Um, no. I mean, right now.”

Apple Bloom turns around, confused. Starlight is kneeling before her, levitating a jeweled anklet. Apple Bloom gasps in shock.

“I know it isn't much,” Starlight apologizes. “Dad helped me make it. Just gold from a planet where it flows over a waterfall. Gems from various aliens worlds and different eons. Diamonds compressed together from countless smaller ones harvested from asteroids. Nothing too fancy since you deserve so much more.”

Apple Bloom lifts her coltfriend up by the cheeks. “Shut up. It's perfect, ya idiot.” She gives him a long, deep kiss. “Course Ah'll marry ya.” She laughs. “Can't wait to tell all mah friends…”

“Can't we do it now?”

“Ha, ha. What?”

“No. I mean it. Let's get married right now.”

“But what about our friends and family and a ceremony and all that?” She rolls her eyes. “Ah'm sure ya have a weddin’ dress in mind.”

“We can do all that too.” Starlight taps his horn. “Time travel, remember?” He gives Apple Bloom a big hug. “I just love you so much. I want to be with you forever. I've waited twelve years to marry you. I don't want to wait a second more.”

Apple Bloom smiles, enjoying the sappy sentiment. Her stupor is broken when she realizes something. “Wait a tic. Did ya say ‘twelve years’?”

Starlight nods. “That's how long it's been since the moment I met you.”

“But… we're the same age right?”

“Uh huh.”

“That means when we first met Ah was two years older than you.”

“Yep. … Which is why I thought it was weird that you seduced somepony much younger than yourself.” He gives Apple Bloom another hug. “But I love you, even if you are a horrible vamp who warped my innocent mind when I was a mere foal.”

Apple Bloom growls at her fiancée's antics.

“I love you too.”

Apple Bloom sighs and returns the hug. “Fine. Ah love ya too.”

“Then we'll get married right now?”

“Ah don't know…”

“If you marry me right now, we can…” Starlight whispers into Apple Bloom's ear.

The young mare's eyes go wide. She pushes back and starts poking Starlight's horn. “How do ya get thing thing t’ teleport us t’ Los Pegasus?”

Starlight laughs and teleports them away.

Three days later. The honeymoon suite of the Celestia’s Palace Hotel & Casino is trashed. Dirty room service dishes and takeout boxes litter the rooms. There are many empty sparkling wine and premium hard cider bottles everywhere. The linens are stained from days of going unchanged. The carpets need a deep steam cleaning. Every available and some unavailable surfaces have been “used” by the celebrating couple.

In the bathroom, Starlight and Apple Bloom relax and recharge. The newlyweds pass one of their premium hard cider bottles between each other.

“We should get married more often,” Starlight sighs.

“Starlight…”

“Again?! You have to give me some time to regain my energy.”

Apple Bloom blushes. “Not that. Ah was gonna bring up our weddin’.”

“What about it?”

“Well, we were married by a buffalo in a white-sequined jumpsuit.”

“Best wedding ever!”

“And Ah don' deny the past few days have been fun but exhaustin’...”

Starlight moves himself around so he can hold his wife. “I know what you're getting at.” He kisses her. “But after what we did on the ceiling, I'm going to have to let my magic recharge a bit before we really get crazy with time travel shenanigans.”

“Speakin’ o’ crazy, thank Celestia fer chandeliers, right?”

Her husband fakes disgust. “You worship Celestia? Ew! Marriage ruined.”

Apple Bloom playfully pushes him away and splashes him. They laugh and pass the bottle around again.

After one last intercoital session, Starlight and Apple Bloom returned back in time to around when he proposed to her. They gathered all of their friends and family at Twilight's castle to announce their marriage. And there was much rejoicing. Despite knowing of the couple's marriage, they and their families went to work planning a fancy wedding.

Starlight and Apple Bloom meet with Rarity at Canterlot Carousel. The older mare takes their measurements in the fitting room. Spike watches them from a back room, instinctively protective of his wife and future child. Starlight hops from the stand and helps Apple Bloom up.

“It is so wonderful to do this for you,” Rarity says. “As you know, I made dress plans for all my friends years ago. It will be great finally using the ideas I came up with for your sister.”

“But I wanna wear the dress,” Starlight complains. “I wanna be the pretty one.”

“But dearie, the mare traditionally wears the dress.”

Starlight pouts and gives Rarity his best sad face.

“Its okay, Rarity,” Apple Bloom assures. “Ah don' mind switchin’ it up a bit. ‘Sides, ya can go all out on the bridesmaids dresses. Ah'm sure Sweetie Belle and the rest will love what you come up with.”

Rarity scowls for a second then smiles kindly. “How about matching dresses?”

“Sure,” Apple Bloom agrees.

“As long as I'm the prettiest,” Starlight stipulates.

Both mares roll their eyes as Rarity goes back to taking Apple Bloom's measurements.

“Since you mentioned it, have you considered who your mare of honor will be?” Rarity asks.

“Good question,” Apple Bloom replies.

“Imma going with my brother,” Starlight says. “Wait. Do we have to get all of them in to be fitted too?”

“You're the only one wearing a dress,” Apple Bloom commands.

“ ‘kay! Just don't blame me if their tuxes don't fit.”

“He does have a point,” Rarity agrees, “but back to my question…”

“Sorry.” Apple Bloom thinks. “Its hard pickin’ jus’ one. Ah mean, Ah've been friends with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo ferever. Babs is my favorite cousin. And then there's mah sister…”

Before anypony can respond, there is a commotion out front. Sassy Saddles is heard yelping in shock. The door to the fitting room is kicked open. Sweetie Belle gallops over and grabs her friend's hoof.

“Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!” the young unicorn begs. “PICK ME!”

Rarity tries removing her sister from her client's leg. Starlight just covers his mouth and laughs at the display.

Apple Bloom tries kicking free. “Leaning mighty heavily towards mah sister now…”

Apple Bloom samples a row of treats at Sugarcube Corner. The Cakes, Pinkie Pie, and Razzly and watch in anticipation. Starlight sits off to the side, coloring with his little sisters.

“Ah like the apple cake,” Apple Bloom comments. “The tarts are good too. Ah think ya went overboard with everythin’ else, though. Ya should ask mah sister fer help with the fritters. She mixes them up good.”

“Did you like the sparkly frosting?” Razzly asks. “Pound helped me make it.”

“It was nice, but Ah didn' understand what ya meant by it.”

“It was supposed to be served in the dark, so it would be like apples and starlight.”

“I get it!” Starlight calls.

“It was Pumpkin's idea, but we helped.”

“Thank ya. Ah really liked it,” Apple Bloom replies.

“How was everything else?” Pinkie Pie asks. “Did you like my decoration ideas? Not too over the top? I've been planning your wedding for the past ten years!”

Apple Bloom is a little surprised. “Y-yeah. Everything looks great. Jus’ don' ferget t’ invite yer family too. We are essentially cousins.”

“Of course!” Pinkie looks at Starlight and her foals. “Anypony special you want to bring?”

“Nah. You got all my friends, family, loved ones, Helios. That's everypony.”

“Are you even going to contribute anything?” Pumpkin snorts as her teacher returns to coloring. “All you've done is play with the babies and agree to everything. Why are you even here?”

“I'm here as a reminder that Rei, Del, and Rainbow will be at the wedding too.”

“And Rei's eating for two, too!” Pinkie adds.

Pumpkin looks confused, but her parents panic and scramble to the kitchen.

“Hurry up and get baking!” Cup Cake yells.

“We're way behind schedule!” Carrot Cake adds.

Pinkie Pie laughs and collects her foals. “Better help them out.”

“Wait. I don't get it,” Pumpkin says.

“It is because they can eat as much as everypony else at the reception. Each,” Starlight replies.

“Oh,” the filly squeaks, turning white.

“That's why I've been helping Aunt Lemon with the ice cream order,” Razzly says. She turns to Apple Bloom. “I'll tell her which flavors you liked, and we'll focus on those.”

Pinkie holds the door for Razzly as the filly prances from the shop. Starlight and Apple Bloom follow, talking about the decorations, music, and other details.

“Pumpkin! Pound! Get your flanks in here and help!” their dad calls.

“Now!” their mom adds.

The two foals rush to help with the baking. After a moment, Pumpkin hurries back to the front of the shop, to hang a “Sorry, We're Closed” sign on the door.

Starlight stares intently at a flower. He backs away and shakes his head. “Nope. This one has a stamen out of place.”

Rose, Lilly, and Daisy faint. “The horror!”

Apple Bloom glares at her husband. “Stop that. You'll end up really hurting them.”

With the planning complete and preparations under way, it is time for the bachelor and bachelorette parties! The stallions all gather at Ponyville Library for Starlight. Since Satsuma is present, they can not be too wild, so they play video games and have a few rounds of Cards Against Ponies. The mares take over Sweet Apple Acres for a wild party. Between Applejack, Pinkie, and Rainbow, the alcohol flows freely with most of the guests ending up buzzed at the very least.

Apple Bloom sits around a table, joking with her friends.

“You should have picked me…” Sweetie Belle grumbles into her drink.

“Come on, Sweetie Belle,” Apple Bloom replies, setting down her mug of cider. “Like ya woulda done anythin’ diff’rent. When ya get married, Ah bet ya'll pick yer sister too.”

“Besides, you'd be paired with Satsuma on Starlight's side,” Scootaloo adds. “You don't want to look like a creep.”

“Ah… He's Starlight's cutest unmarried brother too…” Sweetie moans.

“He's Starlight's only unhitched brother,” Apple Bloom snorts. “Helios is engaged too.”

“That means he's still game, right?”

The others moan. Diamond Tiara staggers over and wraps her forelegs around her marefriend.

“Scootaloo~, I wanna to get married,” the pink pony whines. “I wanna have a big, fancy ceremony and everything!”

Scootaloo tries ignoring her and her friends’ snickers by drinking.

“We'll have a giant cake with a chocolate waterfall. Then we'll take a private train car to a private resort where we will have a private room all to ourselves.” Diamond takes a swig of her drink. “And by ‘private’, I mean ‘not private’ because I will be screwing you the whole time!”

Scootaloo’s wings stick up. She turns redder. Her friends and anypony nearby try to contain open laughter.

“I love screwing you. You are so fun to screw. Let's go screw now!”

Scootaloo bolts up, lifting Diamond, who is still draped on the pegasus’ back. “Okay! You've had enough. Let's get you cooled off a bit.”

Scootaloo carries her marefriend to the next room.

“Try not t’ be too loud,” Babs Seed calls after them.

Everypony laughs. Scootaloo cries out, half from embarrassment, half from Diamond playfully biting her ear.

Starlight plays video games with Button Mash since nopony else wants to. Satsuma excitedly tells his father all about the planetary alignment from only a couple nights ago.

Helios trots over and watches the game. “You're just getting married because I proposed to Krile not to long ago,” he snorts.

“Oh, calm down, Helo,” Starlight sighs. “It is just coincidental timing. … And the anniversary of when we first met.”

“I still say you're copying me. Also, why isn't there any alcohol at this party? I thought that was a staple.”

“Do you see our little brother here?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, I don't want Applejack kicking my and dad's teeth in if he gets his hooves on any booze.”

“I'm sure it will be fine if dad says it is fine,” Satsuma chimes in.

“If your dad lets you have alcohol while you're still a minor, I'll punch him,” James warns.

The colt groans in annoyance and goes to find something else to do.

Rei gathers everypony around her future sister-in-law for an announcement. Apple Bloom watches the pegasus, curious but nervous about what she'll say. Mysteriously, Rainbow and Alba slip out of the room.

“As we get ready to welcome Apple Bloom into our family,” Rei begins, “her future sisters and I wanted to make sure she was truly fit to join us, so we decided to come up with a little test. Unfortunately, we couldn't settle on one idea, so we split in two groups.”

Alba returns with a stack of papers.

“Alba will administer the written portion while Rainbow and I set up the physical challenge.”

Alba sets the papers in front of Apple Bloom as Rei leaves. “You'll have thirty minutes to answer as much as you can. Good luck!”

Apple Bloom groans as she looks for an easy problem to start with.
…

Apple Bloom slams her head into the table once time is up. Alba seems giddy to grade the test. Rei looks for her cue to return.

“Looks like you did well,” Alba says, hastily grading. “You really nailed the parts written by Presea.”

“At least that explains why there was a section on candy…” the earth pony moans.

“Actually, I wrote that part. She was the one who did the questions about industrial-scale agriculture.”

“What?”

“Oh! Looks like Rei is ready with the part she, Rainbow, Del, and Juliet came up with.” Alba leans towards her sister-in-law. “I hope you had a small dinner.”

Alba wave her sisters in. Apple Bloom groans again when she sees the trays of food being brought in. Twilight Sparkle looks ready to steal from her daughter-in-law when she sees hay burgers as part of the challenge.
…

After nearly losing her dinner trying to compete with her sisters-in-law at an eating contest, Apple Bloom is back in the spotlight again. Applejack stands beside her sister. Babs Seed is away this time.

“Don' worry, little sis,” Applejack assures. “It's almost over.”

“Ah hope so,” the younger mare moans.

“As y'all know, we Apples brew some mean cider.”

There are a number of cheers from the guests.

“But what few ponies know, is that we also brew a ‘special’ cider.”

There are fewer cheers, but they are louder.

“It is tradition that every Apple makes their own special brew once they come o’ age.” Applejack puts a foreleg around her sister. “AB jus’ made her first batch last year. As did Babs Seed. We had a fun time.”

There is a collective ‘d'aww’ from the guests.

“Had an even better time drinkin’ it, right cuz?” Babs says, rolling a barrel into the room.

“And after we're satisfied with our special mix, we record it in the family journal fer future generations t’ use,” Applejack continues. “Which brings us t’ the Apple family weddin’ tradition.”

Babs starts fitting a tap onto the barrel.

“See, every Apple has their recipe written down. Mine, AB’s, Big Mac’s, even our parents. T’ celebrate the upcoming weddin’, the future Apple bride or groom has t’ drink some o’ an extra special mix o’ both their parents’ special cider.” Applejack gets a mug from Babs. “So little sis, this is from Ma and Pa.”

The guests ‘d'aww’ again as Applejack passes the mug. After a tearful hug, Apple Bloom chugs the cider.

“That was real good,” Apple Bloom states.

“Glad ya like it,” Applejack replies. “ ‘Cause ya ain't done yet.”

“What.”

Babs taps the barrel. “Did say you had t’ drink ‘some’ of it, cuz.”

Apple Bloom groans really loud as her sister refills the mug.

Starlight sits in the middle of the main room in the library. Button was left to the game since he did not seem to notice anypony calling him. The rest of the guests, minus Big McIntosh, surround the future groom.

“Is this the part of the episode where you make me do some weird wedding tradition?” Starlight asks.

James pats his son on the back. “If I had any, it would be mucking about in time, but you're already doing that.”

His son grins, proudly.

“Don't ask me for any traditions from your other side,” Night Light adds. “Your grandmother keep me tied up in a closet during my bachelor party.” He sips a drink. “Good times.”

“Oh, you missed a lot,” James says.

His father-in-law snorts angrily into his drink.

“Don't worry, we've got you covered,” Satsuma says, returning.

His uncle follows with a barrel of cider on his back.

“Now its a party!” Night Light cheers.

Satsuma rolls his eyes. “When we were planning this, Big Mac told me that it is tradition to make the pony marrying into the Apple family do something really embarrassing.”

“Eeyup,” his uncle agrees.

“We also figured that nothing we could think up would embarrass Starlight.”

“Eeyup,” his brother agrees.

“So, we settled on the other Apple family tradition instead.”

Big Mac drops the barrel in front of Starlight. “Drink up.”

The unicorn takes a deep breath. “Get me a straw.”
…

Starlight levitates the barrel over his head to get the last drops of cider. The guests cheer as he drops the barrel, done with the task.

Starlight takes a breath, stands, and declares, “I have to pee!”

The unicorn teleports away. Everypony laughs and goes back to the party.

Night Light inspects the barrel. “Darn. Empty. Anymore where that came from?”

“Nope,” Big Mac replies, taking the barrel.

“Sorry. We just brought that one for Starlight,” Satsuma explains. “I don't think my dad would allow anymore until I'm old enough.”

Night Light turns to James. “You are a failure as a father.”

“Would you let Shining or Twilight drink if they were still underaged?” the other stallion counters.

“Argument withdrawn,” Night Light snorts.

Apple Bloom leans over the barrel of cider she just finished. Her friends and family congratulate her on finishing all of the challenges they set before her. The young mare barely acknowledges them, preferring to focus on keeping everything in her stomach.

“Way t’ go, AB,” Applejack says. “Ma and PA would be proud.”

“Really, AJ? Really?”

“Well, probably more proud of ya gettin’ married in general than o’ ya gettin’ sick stuffin’ yerself and drinkin’ yerself silly, but proud overall.”

Apple Bloom groans which slowly gets combined with a burp as some pressure is relived. Applejack covers a laugh at her sister's immodesty. Twilight trots over with a wrapped gift.

“I know it is a little early for wedding presents,” the princess says, “but maybe this will help when you return to your honeymoon.”

Apple Bloom starts opening the gift. She rolls her eyes. “Its a book.”

“Not just any book.”

Her daughter-in-law looks at the title. “Egghead’s Guide to … Ultimate Sex…” She blushes redder than her mane.

“The Revised Illustrated Edition,” Twilight adds. “It is what we used to teach Starlight when he… got curious.” She laughs nervously. “Anyway! So you have probably done a lot of the two pony things, but I did mark a few recommendations and included some notes.”

Apple Bloom opens to a random page. She instantly turns even darker red.

“Ooo! That one is fun!” Pinkie says, appearing behind the younger mare.

“If you want to try page 137, you can always ask Silver Spoon for help,” Twilight suggests. “Unless her hitting on Starlight hasn't happened in this timeline yet. I never can keep track.”

Apple Bloom turns to another page. Twilight leans over and whispers to Pinkie. They giggle and hoofbump. Applejack stares at the illustration, slowly tilting her head.

“Oh!” the older Apple declares. “I get it! … You can do that?”

“We’ll have to show you some time,” Pinkie says.

“Who’s the ‘we’ in that?” Twilight growls.

Pinkie laughs and runs off, her friend chasing her. Apple Bloom squeaks as she turns to another page.

Helios watches Starlight brush their younger brother's mane. He is about to complain, but their father joins them at the mirror to adjust his mane too. Father and sons finish at the same time, and their manes instantly pop back to normal. Helios facehoofs.

“Looking good,” Technis says after putting his sunglasses back on.

“They look exactly the same!” Helios states.

“Don't hate me because I'm pretty,” Starlight replies, posing in his dress.

“And you look ridiculous in that.”

“Just be glad he didn't make us all wear one,” Satsuma points out.

“Please. Like I'd let anypony out-pretty me on my wedding day,” Starlight huffs.

“What about your wife?” his father asks.

“I stand by my statement.”

Helios groans and finds a seat.

“Sheesh. What's up with him?” Satsuma asks. “He's been crabby the past few days.”

“He's just jealous that you're my best pony, not him,” Starlight replies.

“You'd think one of his older brothers would be a better choice,” Helios grumbles.

“I am his older brother,” Satsuma says.

“Come on, Helo. You know the score,” Starlight says. He points around the room. “It goes: Satsuma, then dad, then Technis, then Discord, then Pip, then Featherweight, then Discord, then Applejack, then Discord, then you.”

“You said Discord three times!” his brother complains.

“We're just that close,” one of three Discords replies.

Helios growls at the draconequus. There is a knock on the door.

“Five minutes!”

James starts handing out ties. “Okay, guys. Let's do this.”

Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Applejack wait in a dressing room while Babs helps her cousin finish getting prepared.

Applejack pats Sweetie on the back. “Don' worry. Maybe yer other friends will pick ya, or ya can pick Rarity fer yer weddin’.”

A crafty grin spreads across Sweetie's face. “Yes… Rarity. That's perfect revenge.”

“Uh… Sweetie Belle…”

Before Applejack can continue, the dressing room door opens. Apple Bloom poses in her dress. Applejack tears up a bit when she sees her sister.

“How do Ah look?” the bride asks.

“Wonderful,” Applejack replies, wiping away tears.

“Very nice,” Scootaloo adds.

“Why are you wearing white?” Sweetie says.

Applejack dope-slaps the younger mare. Apple Bloom sits by her sister. Babs enters and finds a seat.

“Do I really look good?” Apple Bloom worries. “The hair isn't too crazy.”

“It looks wonderful,” her sister assures. She turns to Babs. “You did great.”

Babs blows her bangs out of her eyes. “No prob. I was happy to help. AB was amazing to let me try something wild.”

“She looks the same,” Sweetie states.

“I hope Diamond will let you work on me,” Scootaloo says. “Though, I bet she'd have us kicked out if you go that wild.”

“But she looks the same.”

“If ya get married, I'm happy t’ help,” Babs replies.

“But its the same. She looks the same.”

“I really like the part with the…” Applejack makes a complicated hoof motion around her head.

“It is just her normal bow.”

“Thanks. Took a bit to get it to work,” Babs replies.

“Apple Bloom looks exactly the same!” Sweetie shouts.

Everypony stares at Sweetie Belle. The unicorn blushes and shrinks away.

“How can you say that about your best friend?” Scootaloo clucks.

“Worse, she's also insulting my hard work,” Babs huffs.

Apple Bloom just shakes her head silently. There is a knock at the door.

“We're decent,” Applejack calls.

Big McIntosh pokes his head into the room.

“Time fer us t’ head out there?” Applejack asks.

“Eeyup.”

Applejack and the rest of the bridesmaids head out to their positions. Big Mac joins his youngest sister.

“Who do I look?” Apple Bloom asks.

Big Mac takes his little sister in. He clears his throat. “Why, Apple Bloom, I do declare you are the most stunning beauty anypony can imagine,” he replies in his Orchard Blossom voice. “That nice Mister Starlight won't know what hit him when he lays eyes on you. He's the luckiest pony in Equestria to be marrying a jewel like you.”

Apple Bloom hugs her brother. “Yer the best.”

“Eeyup.”

Starlight and his groomsmen stand at attention while the bridesmaids march down the hall. Twilight stands at the altar, ready to preside. She keeps glancing at her son and trying to remain calm, cool, and collected. The bridesmaids line up across from the groomsmen, with Applejack across from her son, Scootaloo across from James, Sweetie paired with Technis, and Babs with Helios. The stallions try not to laugh since Helios bribed Discord to take his spot.

Once the bridesmaids are at their stations, Technis cues new music to be played for Apple Bloom's entrance. Big McIntosh escorts his sister down the aisle, trying not to openly weep with joy. On the groom's side, Shining Armor sheds more than enough liquid pride for everypony in attendance, causing his wife and child to pretend to ignore him. Big Mac gives Apple Bloom one more hug once they are at the altar before taking his seat. Twilight smiles at her daughter-in-law and begins the ceremony.

At the reception, Starlight and Apple Bloom sit with their new families at the main table. Their friends and slightly more distant relatives sit at the other tables filling Twilight's castle's main dining hall. Image attempts to cheer Sweetie up. Next to them, Diamond Tiara is already tipsy and trying to get under Scootaloo's dress. Silver Spoon helps the pegasus get free, having abandoned Button at their table with Daring Do. The young stallion is oblivious to Daring’s stories as he plays his hoofheld game. Lemon Sorbet smiles as she watches Del devour the extra ice cream she made for the event. Rei and Rainbow Pie snatch as many treats as they can, having roped Inkie, Presea, and Juliet to help them. Alba teases Helios about his deal with Discord, allowing Shady Daze to wander around and photograph the event. Big Mac finally gives in to his emotions and ends up crying tears of joy on his nephew's shoulder. Kiyomi snickers at her cousins.

Applejack laughs at her son and brother then turns to her sister. “How's it feel t’ be a Sparkle now?”

“Like Ah can save the world,” Apple Bloom jokes. “Seriously, it jus’ feels good knowin’ Starlight and Ah are finally t'gether.”

“Technically, didn't you get married a few days ago in Los Pegasus?” James points out.

“Oh. You're right,” his son replies. “We'll probably be coming home soon.”

“If you need to take a moment…” his mother suggests.

“Thanks, mom.” Starlight kisses his mother on the cheek. He turns to Apple Bloom. “Care to finish where we left off?”

“Of course, but this time ya are the one that has t’ go triple leftways.”

“Deal.”

Starlight teleports himself and his wife away. Applejack stares, stunned at what she heard.

“Good to know she's using that book I gave her,” Twilight says, returning to her meal.

“WE gave her,” James corrects, putting a foreleg around his wife.

“I am so getting you triple leftways when these freeloaders are gone.”

James silently hoofpumps.

“Triple… leftways?” Applejack asks nervously.

Before Twilight can explain using anatomically correct dolls, the doors to the hall open. Starlight and Apple Bloom stagger in. They greet the guests as they return to their seats. Neither are wearing their wedding dresses.

“Sorry we're late,” Starlight apologizes.

“One o’ us got stuck in the baggage compartment,” Apple Bloom explains.

“Spoiler: it wasn't the one of us who can teleport.”

Apple Bloom laughs, “Totally worth it.”

They get back to their seats and drink all of the water they can reach.

“Am Ah an aunt now?” Applejack sighs.

“Weren't tryin’ fer that,” Apple Bloom replies. “Give us some time, sis.”

Starlight leans back, stretching. “Rarity is going to be so mad when she sees what we did to the dresses she made us.”

Apple Bloom turns to her sister. “They ain't pregnant either.”

Starlight laughs and kisses his wife. “At least we didn't take five hundred years to get back, right?”

“Only a jerk would keep their family waiting that long,” she agrees.

“Good thing we raised you better than that,” James says.

“Led by proper example,” Twilight adds.

Applejack glares at her friends. She turns away and pushes her brother. “Let ‘im up. Ah think its time fer the toast from the best pony.”

Big McIntosh frees his nephew. Satsuma gets out the speech he prepared. Starlight and Apple Bloom lay back and listen while holding hooves, finally resting after a very best week.

Author's Note

Starlight Timeline: Marries Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom Timeline: Marries Starlight.

Replacement Coefficient

Main Characters: Starlight, Satsuma, Apple Bloom
Cameos: Cheerilee, Applejack, Big Macintosh
Original Start Date: September 26, 2012 (almost a year after their father’s first chapter)

The new assistant at Ponyville Library stares at the shelves. He quickly scans across each of the titles. Apple Bloom comes in from a back room with some books on her head. She gives Starlight a confused look.

‘Y’all need some help findin’ somethin’?’

‘Yeah. I am looking for something good to read.’

‘Well, Ah have kept the titles up t’ date better than yer mother did. We have jus’ near anything ya would want t read.’

‘I doubt that... I mean, you only have pony authors. Don’t you have anything else?’

‘We have a large selection o’ non-pony authors in the other wing.’

‘No, what I mean is, where are your Atlantean books? Or Kryptonian? Or Capircan? Or Wookiee? Or Skrull? Or Vulcan? Heck! You don’t even have any human books!’

‘Y’all know there ain’t such thin’ as humans, right?’

Starlight sighs and pats Apple Bloom on the head. ‘If you weren’t so beautiful, I would get upset at your silliness.’

‘Ah hate ya so much right now.’

Starlight is having a tough time adjusting to his new life. In the years since his first encounter with Apple Bloom, he had gotten used to time travel and the adventures it brought. In just the past week of sedentary life, he has been at wits end looking for things to do. As the new pony in town, he has been getting a lot of attention from the long-time residents trying to find out more about him. Rei has been more than willing to get to know her younger brother, but Satsuma has been avoiding Starlight. The one thing that has excited Starlight is living with his beloved Apple Bloom.

Starlight lays on the stairs reading four books at once. Apple Bloom looks up at the bored stallion and groans. There is a knock at the door. Apple Bloom gets up to answer, but the door magically swings open as she gets there. The young mare growls at her coltfriend before turning to her guest. Cheerilee smiles at her hosts and enters.

‘How may Ah help ya, Miz Cheerilee?’ Apple Bloom asks with a smile.

‘I’m in a bit of a fix, Apple Bloom,’ Cheerilee replies. ‘I have to go out of town soon, and none of my usual substitutes are available. Are you free to...?’

‘I’ll do it!’ Starlight says, teleporting between the two mares.

‘I don’t know, Mr Starlight. I don’t know your background very well. Apple Bloom was one of my best students and graduated with honors.’

Starlight puts a foreleg around Cheerilee’s neck. He laughs nonchalantly. ‘Miss Cheerilee. I am the son of Twilight and James Sparkle. I think I am more than smart enough to handle anything you give me.’

‘Oh geez,’ Apple Bloom groans.

‘You’re Mr Wanderer’s son?’

‘Indeed I am.’

Cheerilee grins evilly. ‘I think I found my new go-to substitute.’ She steps back and extends a hoof. ‘Glad to have your help, Mr Starlight. I’ll see you bright and early tomorrow morning to go over the lesson plan.’

Starlight shakes the hoof. ‘It is my pleas... What was that about “early” and “morning”?’

‘See you then!’ Cheerilee calls as she trots out the door.

Apple Bloom sighs and goes back to what she was doing. ‘Y’all don’t know, but yer pa was the pony she always made watch her class when she needed some time off. Have fun!’

‘Seriously. What was that about “morning”?’

Outside of the schoolhouse, the foals are playing before class starts. Pound Cake flies around the yard with his friends. Pumpkin Cake is shows off her new hoofball trick to her teammates. Satsuma and a couple others sit under a tree and share books with each other. The bell rings, and the students file into the classroom. There is a bright blue flash as Starlight teleports in. A second later, there is a pop and his glasses land on his muzzle. He yawns, adjusts his glasses and checks his mobile.

‘Good. The temporal shield is holding.’ Starlight turns to the class. ‘If anypony, especially Apple Bloom, asks, I was here at this hour, not still sleeping in bed.’

The foals stare at the strange unicorn. Satsuma groans and lays his head on his desk.

‘Anyway! I am Starlight Sparkle. I will be your guest teacher for a bit while Cheerilee is out,’ the young stallion introduces. ‘Uh... So what do I do now?’

‘Cheerilee usually lets us go to recess right away!’ a colt shouts from the back.

‘Nice try,’ Starlight counters. ‘How about you tell me what you are interested in learning? Yeah, give me your name and your favorite subject. That will give me an idea of what to cover.’

Starlight points at the first student.

‘I’m Pound Cake, and I like science.’

‘Oh, I like you already.’

‘Pumpkin Cake, and PE.’

‘I know some interesting sports to try. Gonna have to get some brooms and a Golden Snitch... Anyway! Next?’

Satsuma glares at the guest teacher. ‘I am Satsuma, and I study everything.’

‘You and me both, brother.’

Satsuma grumbles as Starlight continues through the class.

After school, the foals are galloping from the schoolhouse to begin their afternoon adventures. Starlight uses his magic to clean up. Satsuma finishes packing his saddlebag and follows his friends out.

‘Yo, Satsuma. Wait up a moment,’ Starlight calls after his brother.

The young colt shudders and turns back. ‘Yes?’

‘I just wanna chat. I mean, I have been here a week (and live in your favorite haunt), but we have barely spent any time together.’

‘Yes. That is true.’

‘Don’t be like that. We can be bros. I’ve always wanted a little brother.’

‘Technically, I was born first. You would be my little brother.’

The older brother ruffles the younger’s mane. ‘You’re so silly when you act all smart. Come on. You should get along with your family.’

‘I get along fine with my family. Uncle Mac, cousin Braeburn, cousin Babs and all of the rest. We’re good. Even Aunt Apple Bloom and I get along well enough, given how she wasn’t even speaking to my mother just over a week ago.’

‘I noticed you left two important ponies off that list.’

‘Well, I barely knew Granny Smith while she was still with us. And if you are referring to our sister, I see Rei all the time when I visit her shop or The Power Block.’

‘Hmm. Right. What about me? Don’t you want to bond with me, too?’

Satsuma glares. ‘Go bond with yourself.’

Starlight teleports to stand over the young colt. He glares intensely into his brother’s eyes before teleporting away. Satsuma groans and leaves to find his mother’s stall.

‘Ah can’t believe ya said that t’ ‘im! He’s yer brother!’ Applejack yells at her son.

Starlight told Applejack about his earlier conversation. The mare was so upset that she closed shop early and dragged her son straight home.

Satsuma cowers. He has rarely seen his mother this upset. ‘I’m sorry,’ he whimpers.

‘Ya better be. Yer gonna apologize t’ ‘im first thin’ befer class.’ The mare turns away from her son. ‘Ah can’t believe ya would act that way t’ yer own brother.’

‘Not like I wanted a brother...’

‘Excuse me! Family is family, even if ya don’ get along. Ah thought Ah taught ya that.’

‘It isn’t like you were the best example these past years.’

‘Ah always treated Apple Bloom like family even if she didn’.’

‘Whatever.’

Applejack trots over and looms over her son. ‘Go t’ yer room. No electronics. No books. No nothin’. Ah want ya t’ jus’ sit there and think ‘bout what family means t’ ya.’

‘Yes, mom...’

Satsuma groans and goes up to his room. Applejack snorts, takes a calming breath and gets out her mobile.

Starlight grumbles to himself while he mopes at the kitchen table. At the counter, Apple Bloom works on making an apple pie.

‘The thin’ ya gotta understand about Satsuma is that he got his social skills from yer father,’ Apple Bloom advises. ‘He’s a little too blunt fer his own good, but he’s a good kid underneath.’

‘But, it is me!’ Starlight declares. ‘Everypony loves me! How can somepony not love me? Me!’

‘Ya jus’ can’t be friends with everypony, but Ah said Satsuma takes time. He’ll come t’ ya when he’s ready.’

‘That’s just crazy talk. We’re brothers. We should be the best of friends already. Just look at me and Rei. Boom! Instant friends.’

‘She’s friends with everypony. ‘Sides, y’all were goin’ t’ her store fer years befer ya revealed who ya were.’

‘I don’t see how that is relevant. I mean, we slept together years before I came back last week.’

‘We didn’ sleep t’gether! We jus’ camped out in mah clubhouse!’

‘Your secluded clubhouse, if you are getting where I want to hang out this weekend.’

Apple Bloom turns and glares at her coltfriend. He smiles, winks and kisses towards her.

The young mare sighs and goes back to work. ‘Anyway, if thin’s don’ work out durin’ school, AJ has invited us over fer dinner tomorrow. He’ll behave in front o’ his mother fer sure.’

‘Ooo! I have heard rumors of your sister’s cooking. If your amazing cooking is anything to go by, we’re in for a treat.’

‘Darn tootin’!’ Apple Bloom laughs, then pauses and turns around. ‘Speakin’ o’ which, why am Ah the only one slavin’ away over here?’

‘I’m doing my part!’ Starlight defends. He points across the kitchen. Knives are slicing onions, carrots and cucumber into a bowl. A spoon stirs a pot. A skillet fries a dish on its own. ‘I figured since you had dessert covered, I would make the other courses for a full meal.’

Apple Bloom stares in shock. She smiles and kisses Starlight on the cheek. ‘Y’all jus’ have t’ show off, don’ ya?’

Satsuma sits under a tree and reads during his lunch break. All around him, the other foals are playing games, with the Cakes tag-teaming all challengers at basketball. Other foals are reading too, but they are spread around the yard. Satsuma turns the page, but he is interrupted when his glasses are levitated from his face.

‘Think we can sue him for giving us his bad eyes?’ Starlight asks, examining his brother’s glasses.

‘I don’t know. I don’t care,’ Satsuma grumbles. ‘Ask Miss Derpy if you want to know.’

‘That’s not a nice thing to say.’

Satsuma reclaims his glasses. ‘Don’t care. Reading.’

Starlight sits by his brother. ‘Listen, I know I come on strong, but I am used to making new friends right away whenever I visit a new planet. I am just a little upset that I cannot be best friends with my brother. That is all.’

‘I have plenty of friends already. I don’t need one more.’

‘How about a brother? Need one of those?’

Satsuma glares up at his brother. He packs up his book and trots to the schoolhouse. ‘I’ll be in here until lunch is over, teacher.’

Starlight takes a deep breath and sighs. His horn glows, and a basketball stops centimeters from his head. He shoots it back, sinking the basket and hitting Pound Cake on the head.

Applejack gallops around the kitchen. She is making a feast for her guests. She has three pots stewing and two items in the ovens.

‘Big Mac! Hurry and get the table set. They’ll be here any moment.’

‘Eeyup.’

The large stallion trots around the dining room table. He sets plates and bowls out for five ponies. He puts a fork by a plate.

‘Wrong side.’

Big Macintosh looks around and moves the fork. He puts a wine glass at a setting.

‘We’re too young for that. Just fruit juice would be fine.’

The stallion looks around again and finds nopony. He snorts and places a bowl down.

‘Well, that might work, if you were going off of Luna’s etiquette rules.’

Big Macintosh spins around. He is the only pony in the room. Satsuma enters and sees his confused and angry uncle. The young colt scans the room. He sighs and steps forward only to be lifted by somepony.

‘Look harder. Told you it was the eyes,’ Starlight laughs. He smiles at Big Macintosh. ‘Hello, good sir! We have arrived!’

Apple Bloom rolls her eyes and trots past. ‘Put mah nephew down.’ She gives her brother a hug. ‘Good t’ see ya again.’

The stallion returns the hug. ‘Eeyup.’

Starlight levitates Satsuma to the ground and takes a seat. ‘Ah. I see you favor the Luna school of etiquette. Interesting choice.’

Big Macintosh glares at the young stallion before going to the kitchen. Applejack pops her head into the dining room.

‘When did y’all get here? Ah didn’ hear ya coming.’

‘Starlight teleported us as soon as Ah was ready,’ Apple Bloom replies. She gives her sister a hug. ‘Had t’ look nice.’

‘Yes, twenty minutes picking out the right bow and settling on the one I recommended first.’

‘Ah still say ya cheated and peeked at the answer.’

‘I wouldn’t put it past him,’ Satsuma snorts.

‘Yer one t’ talk, mister,’ Applejack laughs. ‘Ah know somepony who searches the house fer presents every birthday and Hearths Warming.’

Satsuma blushes and tries hiding at his seat.

‘February thirty-first,’ Starlight blurts out.

Everypony stares at the young stallion. Satsuma hits his head on the table.

‘My birthday. You were just about to ask.’

‘Uh, there ain’t no February thirty-first,’ Apple Bloom corrects.

‘Really? Well, I have no idea when I was born, being in the time vortex and all.’

‘We should come up with a birthday fer ya,’ Apple Bloom suggests.

Starlight shrugs. ‘I guess, if you want. If you do, put it, like, between Rei and Satsuma. I wouldn’t want to get in the way of them. Although I could wait until after Pinkie has her foal so I don’t interfere there, too. Hate to get in the way of my little sibling.’

Satsuma snorts. ‘Since when do you care about that? Besides, technically, you are my little sibling.’

‘Well, if you want to get really technical, Rei won’t be born for about another decade in her world. Are you going to start saying you are older than her now?’

‘Maybe I should!’

‘Whoa. Whoa. Hold up here,’ Applejack interrupts. ‘What was that ‘bout Pinkie?’

‘Yeah. Even if they did... ya know... It’s only been a week,’ Apple Bloom adds. ‘How can ya know she is pregnant?’

The brothers look at each other then at the sisters. ‘Its our dad. We know.’

The sisters groan and go into the kitchen to finish dinner.

Starlight and Apple Bloom are thanking their hosts for the meal. Everypony is standing around the front door. Apple Bloom is hugging her siblings.

‘Thank you so much for having us over,’ Starlight says. ‘The rumors of your cooking are vastly understated.’

Applejack blushes. ‘Thank ya kindly. It was nice gettin’ t’ know ya better.’

‘Even if ya didn’ shut up once,’ Apple Bloom groans.

‘Eeyup.’

‘I can’t help it if I have a lovely voice that must be shared with the world,’ the young stallion defends.

Satsuma groans at the comment.

‘Anyway, we should do this again sometime,’ Starlight suggests. ‘Gotta get as much time in with my future in-laws as possible.’

‘Starlight!’ Apple Bloom blushes.

‘Yeah... You’re not the only one sickened by that,’ Satsuma snipes.

‘Satsuma!’ Applejack glares at her son.

‘Anyway, see ya around, AJ, Big Mac. See ya in the morning, little bro.’

‘Love ya,’ Apple Bloom adds while hugging her brother.

‘Eeyup.’

‘Don’ be strangers, ya two.’

Everypony pauses for Satsuma to say something. After a nudge from his mother, he snarls and looks up at Starlight.

‘No. It wasn’t good to see you. Why don’t you stay out of my life! I don’t like you! I don’t like you at all! I don’t care if I get in trouble and get all of my books taken away, but I cannot stand you! I don’t want to be related to you at all! I HATE YOU!’

The young colt gallops to his room and slams the door. Everypony stands in shock.

‘Well, that escalated quickly,’ Starlight comments.

‘Eeyup.’

The next morning, Starlight tries to continue class as usual. He is taking attendance with a big smile on his face. Satsuma glares at his brother with intense hatred. The older brother finishes roll and trots before the class.

‘So, while Cheerilee is still away, I have a bit of wiggle room in your curriculum to do a bit of a special lecture on topics you still have to cover.’

The class groans.

‘Don’t worry,’ Starlight assures. ‘This is going to take the form of a story. You just have to sit back, relax and open your ears and minds to the wondrous sounds you are about to hear.’

‘You sound like Pound after he has been playing with his chemistry set all day,’ Pumpkin moans.

‘Mr Starlight, what is “Breaking Bad” and why does everypony say we should do that?’ Pound asks.

Starlight stares at the colt before returning his attention to the class. ‘Anyway! On with the story!’ The young stallion clears his throat. ‘This is a story of two ponies. Siblings no less. As all siblings do, they had some disagreements. The one that was born first was smart and publicly friendly, but the pony was mean to the sibling that was born second. The second-born tried everything to be as popular as the first-born. Then, the second-born got an idea. What if the two siblings shared everything? That way, both siblings would be well-liked, and they would get along forever. The second born took this idea to the first-born, but the first-born hated the idea and bullied the second-born to the point where the second-born accidentally hurt the first-born. The first-born was so furious about the accident that the pony did something horrible to the second-born, and they didn’t speak for a thousand years, allowing the anger in the second-born to build until an unstoppable force was needed to mend the rift between the two ponies.’ Starlight sits back. The class stares at him in awe. ‘Now, can anypony tell me what that story was about? Satsuma?’

The colt growls. ‘That was a colorful reinterpretation of the historical version of Luna’s banishment a thousand years ago.’ The whole class ‘oh’s at the realization. ‘You deliberately worded it like that to mirror our situation. Why not just rip off the nonfactual legend and say that the younger (me) was the aggressor and that the older (you) had to put him in his place publicly?’

‘Either way, the first-born or the younger pony, take your pick, was the one who was acting like an insufferable jerk!’

‘Well, if the second-born or the older pony was never born, everything would have been perfect!’

The two brothers growl at each other. The rest of the class watches the fight in shock.

‘You have detention,’ Starlight snorts. ‘Consider yourself banished.’

‘You can’t do that! You’re just the substitute!’

‘As long as Cheerilee is in Bermuleda, I am in charge! You have detention.’

Satsuma growls and sits back in his seat.

Starlight turns away from the class and takes a few deep breaths. ‘Just go to recess,’ he mutters. ‘Give me a moment alone.’

The class quickly scampers from the room, Satsuma looking back at his brother.

After school, Satsuma finishes writing something on the board and spits out the chalk. He looks up to see ‘I will be a good brother.’ filling the blackboard. He snorts and wipes the chalk from his mouth.

‘Finished.’

‘You missed a spot,’ Starlight snorts.

‘Where?’

The board is magically erased. ‘There.’

‘That’s not fair! Stop doing that!’

‘Fine. I’ll just call your mother and have her come pick you up. I am certain she will love hearing why she is called away from her stall.’

Satsuma holds back a scream. After getting yelled at the first night and having his mother try to talk with him last night, the young colt does not want to face Applejack again. He just takes a deep breath, sighs and looks away. ‘Whatever.’

Starlight frowns and looks towards the door. ‘Go home.’ He levitates his brother’s saddlebag to him. ‘We can pretend this didn’t happen.’

Satsuma nods and trots to the door. Starlight gets his pack and follows.

‘See you tomorrow, little brother.’

Something inside Satsuma snaps. He plants his forelegs and raises his hind legs. ‘Stop calling me that!’

The young colt bucks backwards as hard as he can. He catches Starlight in the chest and sends the unicorn flying across the room. The older brother picks himself up from under a destroyed cupboard. He growls and a glow surrounds his horn. The younger pony is lifted and slammed into the wall. In an instant, Starlight is across the room and pinning his brother up by the neck with a foreleg.

‘What the hell is your problem!’ Starlight shouts. ‘I have tried to be nothing but nice to you! Even when you were being a total flankhole, I did my best to be friendly! You just had to keep pushing me away, didn’t you! What is it that I supposedly did to you! TELL ME!’

The smaller pony struggles under the pressure placed on him. Starlight growls and presses harder. Satsuma barely gets a foreleg to his brother’s.

‘You’re... hurting... me...’ the young colt rasps.

Starlight snorts and drops Satsuma to the ground. The young colt gasps for breath.

‘Get the frak out of here,’ Starlight snarls. ‘I’ll ask Apple Bloom to take over tomorrow. With any luck, we will never see each other again.’

Satsuma picks himself up and adjusts his glasses. He stares at his older brother.

‘Get lost before I do something stupid again! You don’t want to know the kind of spells mom doesn’t know that I know. You don’t want to know what dad would do if he hears about what just happened.’

‘... I might want to know...’

‘What? You want to see me in trouble! If you think your mother yelling at you is bad, that is only the tip of the iceberg with our father when he is angry! I have seen him literally rip whole planets apart to save my mom! I’ll be lucky if he ever lets me out of the TARDIS again if he found out I hurt you...’

‘No... I don’t want to see you hurt. I...’ Satsuma starts crying. ‘I just want to know about dad...’

‘What?’

‘You got to spend so much time with him. You got to grow up with him. I only met him the one time, a week ago!’ the younger pony sobs. ‘Mom and Rei and Apple Bloom... All of you got to spend so much time with him. I’m jealous. I am jealous that you get to know dad, and I don’t.’

‘Really? That is why you have been so upset with me?’

Satsuma nods and wipes his tears.

Starlight sighs and looks at the floor. ‘I guess it really would suck not being able to get to know your own father... But it is not like you couldn’t have asked any of us. Sure, I’ve spent more time with him than Rei, Applejack, Pinkie, Lucas and Apple Bloom combined, but mom and Celestia have spent even more time with him than me. You could have asked any of us about him.’

‘I guess... I guess I was too scared to ask.’

‘We're family. You have nothing to worry about.’

‘My whole family changed practically overnight. It feels weird and strange.’

‘Just give it a few months and it will get weirder with Pinkie’s child.’

Satsuma grimaces. ‘Don’t remind me.’

‘Hey. I know some spells... We could...’

‘No. I... I don’t want to cheat and build my picture of him from displaced experiences. I want to hear about him from you.’

‘I’m honored.’

‘You and everyone else. I want to hear everypony’s version of him. That way I am sure to get the most complete version.’

‘I can arrange that. Well, maybe not me exactly.’ Starlight gets out his mobile. ‘Hey Pinkie? Think you can get everypony who knew my father together tonight? Satsuma and I want to ask everypony a few questions. … Thanks. And no, you are not eating too much candy.’

Starlight hangs up, and the brothers laugh at their secret knowledge. The older brother helps Satsuma to his hooves, and they trot from the schoolhouse.

‘Hey Starlight...’

‘Yeah?’

‘Thanks, big brother.’

Starlight smiles and ruffles his brother’s mane.

Author's Note

Starlight Timeline: First time teaching at the schoolhouse.

Satsuma Timeline: Accepts Starlight as his (older?) brother.

Story Timeline: One week since The Master Game.

Story Event: The title is a reference to Variable Substitution, the first time TWP taught at the schoolhouse.

A Little Razzle Dazzle

Main Characters: Razzly, Satsuma, Pound, Pumpkin
Cameos: Rei, Inkie, Starlight, Apple Bloom, Stormy, Trixie
Original Start Date: April 24, 2013

Razzly lays on her hotel bed. She stares at the ceiling and casts simple illusions of stick figure ponies. They dance around the bored filly. She sighs and gets up. She heads out into the hotel suite. Her father left some of the baked goods he was going to be selling in market today. They sit on a table beside a pass to her mother’s show that evening.

Razzly sighs and goes out on the balcony. Below her, she sees foals of all ages playing and running through the streets. The filly watches them from her perch. None of them look up as she stares down at everypony having fun. The filly moans again and goes back inside.

Trixie, Stormy and Razzly eat a late dinner after Trixie’s show. Stormy tells stories about his day in the market and shows off the business cards of the bakeries that wish to do business with him. Trixie applauds her husbands dealings. Razzly stares at her plate and sighs.

‘What’s wrong?’ Stormy asks, stopping his story.

‘Is everything okay, darling?’ Trixie inquires caringly.

Razzly looks at her parents and frowns. ‘I don’t have any friends.’

Stormy moves to comfort his daughter. ‘I know how bad that can be. How can we help?’

‘We’ll do anything for our lovely Razzle Dazzle.’

Razzly smiles hopefully. ‘Can we stop traveling long enough for me to spend time with foals my age? Like we did in Canterlot after the Crystal Empire show.’

The adults look upset.

‘I am booked pretty solid,’ Trixie sighs. ‘The demand for The Great and Powerful Countess Trixie is quite high after we saved the Crystal Empire from doom, death and destruction!’

‘Calm the show down,’ Stormy groans. ‘We have a serious problem here.’

‘Agreed. What can we do to help out our little angel?’

‘We could settle in Manehatten. Your mother would love getting you to play her theater more often, and I could take one of those cooking show offers.’

‘That would require backing out of dozens of contracts we have settled already and really destroy our reputations.’ Trixie snorts. She looks at Razzly. ‘Would you want to live in Manehatten with your grandmother?’

Razzly scrunches her nose. ‘She smells funny and isn’t as fun as you.’

‘I agree with both of those,’ Stormy agrees.

Trixie growls at her husband. ‘Well, what do you say we should do?’

Stormy smiles. ‘I think I know somepony who would be perfect for the job.’

Inkie stares at her friends. ‘You want to leave Razzly with us?!’

‘Rei is a good mommy!’ Rei declares. ‘Just ask Spoon-chan.’

‘But why us?’

Trixie sighs. ‘We cannot back out of our contracts, and we don’t want to leave her alone in Manehatten or the Crystal Empire.’

‘We pass through Ponyville a lot,’ Stormy adds. ‘We’ll be able to see her all the time.’

Inkie looks at Razzly. ‘Are you okay with this? We wouldn’t want to take you from your family.’

Razzly nods. ‘I don’t mind. I know you are great ponies and very fun from all the times mommy and daddy visited you before. I’ll be happy staying with you.’

‘I guess it is okay...’ the earth pony hems.

‘Yay!’ Rei cheers. ‘I get to show Inkie that I can be a good mommy so that when Heartstring-sensei’s company pays off we can have a foal of our own!’

Inkie rolls her eyes. ‘I already agreed that you can have our first foal when it is possible.’

Stormy turns to his wife. ‘Are you sure it is a good idea leaving Razzleberry with them?’

Razzly stands in front of the class at Ponyville Schoolhouse. Starlight is introducing her to the class. Satsuma and Pound Cake stare at their new classmate with love in their eyes. Pumpkin Cake groans and lays on her desk.

‘Class, we have a new student joining us today,’ Starlight announces. He smiles down at Razzly. ‘Why don’t you tell us a little about yourself?’

Razzly smiles brightly. ‘Hi! My name is Razzly Lulamoon, but I also go by Razzleberry Souffle and The Clever and Spectacular Razzle Dazzle.’

Pumpkin moans. Satsuma and Pound sigh longingly.

‘Um, well, I’ve been homeschooled, so I don’t know much about going to school.’ Razzle smiles again. ‘I hope we can all be great friends.’

‘Thank you, Razzly.’ Starlight motions to the back of the class. ‘We only have seats in the back. I hope that is okay.’

‘It is fine. Thank you.’

Razzly trots to her seat. Her admirers watch as she goes.

‘Okay!’ Starlight declares to get his class’ attention. ‘You can get to know your new friend at recess. Let’s get started.’

After school. Pumpkin is feeling extra special. Satsuma has invited her to his clubhouse. The filly looks around the small clubhouse. It is filled with books and papers. He even has a whiteboard covered in notes. Pumpkin smiles as she takes in the private life of one of her friends.

‘Sorry for the mess,’ Satsuma apologizes. ‘You are the first pony I brought out here since my mom gave me her old clubhouse. Found a lot of old Rainbow Dash drawings for some reason...’

‘It is fine,’ Pumpkin replies. ‘I am honored to be your guest.’

‘So, uh...’

‘Is there something you wanted to talk about?’

‘Yeah, uh...’ Satsuma grins sheepishly. ‘What sort of things do fillies like?’

Pumpkin blushes. ‘What? I don’t know.’

‘Oh, because you like sports and things.’

‘What?! No!’ She snorts at the young colt. She shakes her head and sighs. ‘Why do you ask?’

Satsuma’s blush increases. ‘Well, uh, I sorta like Razzly, and I want to make a good impression on her.’

Pumpkin looks away. ‘So you like her, huh? Not somepony like me?’

‘What? No. I mean, you’re great. You’re really smart and cute and athletic. You’re one of the coolest fillies I know. I know colts would love to date you.’

Pumpkin blushes and smiles. ‘Thanks, Satsuma.’

‘So, uh, do you have any advice on what I can do about Razzly?’

The filly closes her eyes and holds back a scream. ‘Sorry. I cannot think of anything.’

Satsuma frowns. ‘Dang. Well, um, you can, uh, hang out here until you have to go home if you want. We can do homework and stuff.’

Pumpkin smiles and giggles. She levitates her bag over and gets out some leftover treats from her family’s store.

In Sugarcube Corner, Pound Cake is working his tail off mixing up a batter. He keeps checking the recipe and looking around the kitchen.

‘Mom! Dad! Pinkie!’ the young colt calls out. ‘I need your help!’

Cup and Carrot Cake gallop to the kitchen, fearing the worst. They find their son busy flying to the cupboards.

‘What is it, Pound?’ Carrot asks.

‘Where do we keep the semi-sweet chocolate? I need it for a cake.’

Cup examines the recipe. ‘You mean you are following the recipe and not doing one of your experiments?’

‘Uh, yeah. It is for a filly at school.’

‘So you’re not making some crazy firework?’ his father worries.

Pound lands and groans. ‘No, I’m just making a cake.’

The parents hug their son.

‘Finally!’ Cup Cake cries. ‘He finally grew out of dangerous experiments.’

‘Does this mean you are going to become a baker like your parents and not make anymore fireworks?’ Carrot asks.

Pound breaks free. ‘I am just trying to make a cake for a filly.’

‘But it is not fireworks?’

‘No.’

The parents breathe a sigh of relief and start getting out the cake ingredients for their son.

‘I made those when I got home. They need time to settle or they might go off.’

The parents freeze for a moment, groan and go back to helping their son.

Starlight uses his magic to clean the schoolhouse before the chocolate stains the... everywhere. Everypony giggles at the chocolate-covered Pound after his cake exploded before he could give it to Razzly. Pumpkin hides under her desk in shame and to avoid the chocolate. There is a knock on the door as Applejack escorts her son inside. The young colt is holding his stomach.

‘Are we interruptin’ somethin’?’ the farmer asks.

‘Pound was just sharing his cake with the rest of the class,’ Starlight groans. ‘How can I help you?’

‘Right. Ah was jus’ droppin’ Satsuma off. He says he ain’t feelin’ well, but he insisted on comin’ t’ school.’

Starlight look down at his brother. ‘Well, he is the best student and pretty far ahead of the others.’ The class groans. ‘If he insists on staying, he can sit in the back and listen in.’

‘Thanks, Starlight,’ Satsuma moans.

‘Okay...’ Applejack hems. ‘Ah’ll be back t’ pick ya up after school gets out.’

The mother gives her son a big kiss on the cheek before leaving. The other foals giggle at Satsuma as he takes a seat by Razzly. The brothers exchange winks before Starlight finishes cleaning.

All the foals gallop out of the schoolhouse after school. Starlight stays behind to put the class back in order. While he works, he is approached by Pumpkin.

‘Um, Mr Sparkle?’

Starlight turns to the filly. ‘You can just call me Starlight. What’s up, Pumpkin?’

‘Um, I was wondering if you could teach me magic.’

‘Magic classes?’ The stallion stops and thinks. ‘Doesn’t the district offer magic classes already?’

‘We have some basic magic classes as foals, but I don’t know of any for unicorns my age.’

Starlight shrugs. ‘Sure. I don’t mind teaching you if your parents don’t mind. My mom taught me a lot of great spells that anypony can learn.’

‘Great! I can’t wait!’

‘Yeah. I’ll talk to Cheerilee and see if we can get a whole class going.’

‘Oh, uh, okay.’

‘Is that all you were wondering?’

‘Y-yeah. I’m good.’

Pumpkin gallops away. She does not have any sports team practice so she heads straight home. As she nears Sugarcube Corner, she sees Razzly coming out of Twist’s shop with a spring green pegasus with a light blue mane.

‘Thanks for treating me, Razzly,’ Summer Rain thanks.

‘Of course. It was my pleasure,’ Razzly replies. She sighs. ‘Thanks for being my friend. You’re the first one I have ever had. I think the others think I am stuck up because of my mom or my money or something.’

‘It is okay. I am sure they love you,’ the young pegasus assures. ‘Look at all the attention you got your first day.’

‘That was nice...’

‘Not to mention, I think Satsuma and Pound Cake like you. They are the coolest colts in class.’

‘Really?’

Summer Rain nods. ‘You’ll have a ton of friends in no time once everypony learns how nice you are.’

‘Thank you.’ Razzly smiles. ‘I hope you didn’t think I was showing off because I offered to treat you. My parents always taught me that we should share our wealth but not flaunt it.’

‘I didn’t think that at all. Stop worrying so much.’

Razzly sighs. ‘I’m just not good at this friend thing yet. That is what must be driving others away.’

‘Give it time. Don’t worry.’

‘Thank you.’

Razzly gives her friend a hug. Pumpkin uses the distraction to try sneaking past.

‘Pumpkin!’ Summer Rain calls. ‘Razzly is treating us to candy from Twist’s shop. Want some?’

Pumpkin laughs nervously. ‘Th-that’s okay. I live in a bakery, you know.’

‘We should exchange recipes sometime,’ Razzly offers.

‘Right... Um...’

‘Don’t you have practice today?’ Summer Rain asks.

‘I’m sorta between sports right now.’

‘Oh. Then why were you out?’

Pumpkin tries thinking of a dodge then sighs. ‘I was asking Starlight for magic lessons.’

‘Really!’ Razzly gasps. ‘Can I join? My mom always said that Twilight Sparkle had the best magic she ever saw. Her son has to be at least half as good as she is.’

The other unicorn looks away. ‘I guess... You would have to talk to Starlight about it...’

‘Great! Thank you!’ Razzly hugs Pumpkin. ‘I’m making friends everywhere now.’

Pumpkin backs away. ‘Right. Um. If you’ll excuse me...’

‘Go ahead.’

Pumpkin continues home. She looks back at the other fillies.

‘See you at school tomorrow!’ Razzly calls, waving.

The other unicorn forces a smile and waves back. She turns away and groans. An explosion comes from the second story of Sugarcube Corner as Pound’s latest attempt to make a gift for Razzly literally blows up in his face.

Bonus Scene

Starlight trots to the front of his first magic class. He is wearing a wizard hat with bells hanging from it. Razzly facehoofs at the costume. The other unicorns stare at their teacher.

‘Welcome to your first novice magic class,’ Starlight greets. ‘I assume you all know the basics, so this class will be about developing your magical prowess and teaching you some practical and fun spells. I cannot promise a cutie mark in magical ability like mine or my mother’s or my grandmothers or...’ -- he shakes his head -- ‘and, uh, so on, but I can promise that we will have a lot of fun. This first class will test your basic spells.’ He stands in front of the class. ‘First basic spell’ -- he teleports behind the class -- ‘is teleportation.’

The foals stare in amazement.

Razzly raises a hoof. ‘Uh, Starlight. My mom doesn’t even know teleportation, and she’s great and powerful.’

Starlight stares in shock. ‘What are they teaching you these days?’

Author's Note

Satsuma Love Triangle: Freya (as seen in The Master Game) vs Pumpkin Cake vs Razzly

Story Timeline: Razzy moves to Ponyville.

Shining Silver

Main Characters: Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara, Starlight
Cameos: None
Original Start Date: July 1, 2013 (Happy Canadia Day!)

Silver Spoon stares at the ceiling and collects herself, sighing. The young mare, just awakened, reflects on her life up to this point.

After a horrible public breakup with her coltfriend Rumble, Silver Spoon wanted to get away from Ponyville. She moved to Trottingham to live with her father and got a job working at a hotel. They lived together splendidly until one day when her father mysteriously disappeared. Silver searched frantically for him, but found no trace of him aside from a cryptic letter and a key. She continued living in her father’s old apartment and working at her job as she tried saving enough money to move on. It has been over a year, and she is still stuck in Trottingham with no future to look forward to.

Silver wipes the tears from her eyes and gets up to get ready for work.

Silver Spoon carries a tray of food as she works the room at a reception. The hotel is hosting a conference for a number of business ponies. The young mare quietly laments that she is serving the attendees and not a guest at the party. She keeps silent as she tends to the guests. Her tray is cleared, and she takes a moment to rest her hooves.

‘Silver Spoon?’

The silver mare tenses up, afraid her boss has caught her.

‘It is you!’

Silver is caught in a hug from behind. When she is released, she turns to see Diamond Tiara.

‘It has been forever,’ the pink pony says. ‘It is great seeing you.’

‘Oh. Hey, Diamond. What are you doing here?’

Diamond rolls her eyes. ‘I’m supposed to be networking, but most of these old ponies are just here to drink and trade secrets. Real boring until I saw you. I didn’t know you were here for the conference.’

Silver Spoon adjusts her glasses. ‘Well, uh, that is sort of true.’

‘We have to catch up over dinner.’

‘That sounds...’

‘Miss Spoon!’

The mares turn to see an angry unicorn standing behind them. Silver sighs and picks up her tray. The unicorn glares at her as she stands. Diamond looks at the other ponies, confused.

‘This little break is coming out of your pay,’ the unicorn snorts.

‘I’m sorry,’ Silver mumbles.

‘You better be.’ Silver’s manager turns to Diamond. ‘I am so sorry she disturbed you.’

Diamond frowns. ‘She wasn’t disturbing me. I was the one talking with her.’

‘No, no. You don’t have to cover for her. She is always disturbing the guests.’

‘Get this through your skull,’ Diamond growls. ‘I was the one that started talking to her. She is my friend.’

The manager huffs and turns to Silver. ‘Look what you have done. You’ve made her hysterical. You’re really in for it now.’

‘Listen, you!’ Diamond snaps. ‘I am just here for the conference. I only got a room at this place for the convenience. The way you are treating your employee, my friend, is disgraceful! I am changing my reservation to one of your competitors.’

Diamond turns her nose up and trots away.

‘Thanks,’ the unicorn snarls at Silver. ‘You cost us a customer. What do you have to say about that?’

‘Sorry, sir.’

‘This is definitely coming out of your pay. I’m going to have to put you on report.’

Diamond glowers, hearing the conversation behind her. She storms away, forcing her way through the other guests.

Diamond and Silver sit at dinner together. They are waiting for their meal to arrive. Silver has cleaned up after work and changed out of her uniform, but she still looks depressed. Diamond has her mobile to her ear.

‘Are you deaf or just stupid!’ the young mare screams. ‘I am trying to tell you that it was your stupid manager who was causing the trouble! The employee wasn’t doing everything! ARG! Is she the only one of you with any brains!’ She angrily ends the call, takes a breath and smiles at her friend. ‘Sorry for that. I know I am only causing you more trouble.’

Silver sighs. ‘It is okay. That place is just horrible. I really should find someplace better to work...’

‘Why are you working there anyway? You are much better than that. You should be running a place like that.’

‘I’m there because I have nowhere left to go.’ Silver looks at her friend and frowns. ‘It has been bad, really bad, since I left home.’

Diamond reaches out to her friend. ‘Do you want to talk about it?’
…

Diamond and Silver sit in Diamond’s new hotel room after dinner. Silver has a letter and a key out.

‘So those are all he left you?’ Diamond asks.

Silver nods. ‘Just this letter and key. He didn’t leave me anything else. I’ve had to support myself this whole time.’

‘At least you have the skills to survive on your own. I just started living in my own place.’ Diamond gasps then squeals. ‘You should move in with me! That would be so awesome!’

‘Thanks, but I want to find out what happened to my dad. Maybe once I find him...’

‘Is that all?’

‘Diamond! I have been looking for him for over a year! If it was something I could just throw money at, I would beg my mother to help me!’

‘If you don’t want money, how about a little magic? I know a pony who is pretty clever and might be able to help.’

‘At this point, I’ll take anything. Who is it? Dinky? Sweetie Belle? Ruby?’

‘Well... You remember that really weird pony who married Princess Twilight Sparkle?’

‘Mr Wanderer? Of course I remember him. Rei and I were pretty close, even if I lost touch with her.’

‘Well, apparently Wanderer and Sparkle made a kid. He is just as weird as his father, but he makes up for with an incredible body.’

Silver blushes. ‘Oh.’

‘I’ll call him in the morning. Knowing him, he’ll run us ragged.’

‘No!’ Silver grabs her friend. ‘Call him now! Anything to get out of here sooner!’

‘Fine!’ Diamond moans. She gets out her mobile. ‘Hello? Starlight? Do you have a moment?’

Silver fidgets as her friend explains the situation to Starlight. There is a bright blue flash as the unicorn teleports into the room.

‘Somepony call for a Mary Sue?’ Starlight declares.

Diamond rolls her eyes. ‘Show off.’

Starlight scans the room. He smiles at Silver. ‘You must be the lovely Silver Spoon who Diamond mentioned. How may I be of service to you?’

Silver blushes as she takes in the handsome stallion. ‘Well, uh, my father disappeared. I’ve been trying to find any clue to what happened to him.’

‘There was mention of a letter.’

‘Right! Here.’

Starlight levitates the letter from Silver. ‘To my darling Spoony. It saddens me to do this, but I must leave you. I have gotten myself in trouble, and I don’t want you to get hurt because of my stupidity. This key will lead you to a brighter future. Love, daddy.’ He lowers the letter. ‘Spoony?’

Silver turns redder. ‘It was a nickname he had for me.’

‘It is cute.’ Starlight sniffs the letter. ‘Do you have the key on you?’

‘Right here. I never part with it.’

‘Good. Good.’ The unicorn licks the paper. ‘First Bank of Trottingham, North Celestia Street branch.’ He grimaces. ‘Got any water?’ Before anypony can answer, he levitates a bottle from a mini-fridge.

‘You’re paying for that,’ Diamond snorts.

‘A bank... Does that mean this is a safety deposit key?’

‘Most likely.’ Starlight replies. ‘We’ll have to check it out in the morning.’

‘This is the closest I’ve ever been. I can wait a little longer.’

‘Excellent!’ The unicorn looks around. ‘Where am I sleeping?’

‘I think we can handle it from here,’ Diamond replies.

‘Oh, no. This smells like adventure and tastes like low-quality ink on moderate paper stock. I want to see this to the end.’

Silver smiles and extends a hoof. ‘Thank you for your help, Mister...’

Starlight takes the hoof and kisses it. ‘Starlight Clarke Sparkle at your service.’

The grey pony turns completely red. Diamond rolls her eyes and climbs on her bed.

‘If you plan on staying,’ the pink pony says, ‘you’re sleeping on the floor.’

In the morning, Starlight teleports the mares to a bank. Silver looks around to get her bearings. Diamond holds a slip of paper.

‘You owe me for all this room service too,’ the young mare snorts.

‘Worth every penny,’ Starlight replies, licking his hoofs.

They follow Silver as she enters the bank. She goes straight to a teller.

‘How may I help you?’

Silver holds up her key. ‘I was given this key and believe it goes to a deposit box here.’

‘It does look like one of ours... Can you give us the name on the account?’

‘It was from my father, so Steel Forge.’

The teller starts looking up the bank’s records.

‘You never told me your father’s name,’ Diamond comments.

‘It, uh, never came up.’

‘It is sexy. I would have liked to have met your father.’

Silver smiles. ‘You would have liked him.’

The teller interrupts. ‘There is a second name on the deposit rental under Mr Forge’s name. Can I see some ID?’ Silver shows the teller her ID. ‘Looks like everything is in order. Come with me.’

‘Can you bring the box here? These are my friends, and I want them with me.’

‘Very well.’

The teller leaves to get the deposit box. Silver takes a breath to calm herself. Starlight looks around the bank. The teller returns with a small deposit box. Silver hastily opens it and frowns.

‘What is it?’ Diamond asks.

‘It is a key card for my hotel,’ Silver sighs.

‘You own a hotel?’ Starlight asks.

Silver shakes her head. ‘No, I just work at one.’

‘Dang. A pretty, smart mare like you should run one. It is only right.’

‘Th-thank you.’

Diamond looks at the card. ‘Maybe there is something in the room.’

‘I doubt it. The floor the room is on has been under renovation for a long time.’

‘Sounds like a good place to hide something if you ask me.’

‘The card might not even work. They reset the cards after the occupant checks out.’

‘Never hurts to check.’

Silver shakes her head. ‘It is hopeless. I am back to square one. I should just quit now and go crawling back to my mother.’

‘No!’ Starlight declares. ‘We will see this to the end. We’re going to the hotel and checking the room.’

‘But...’

‘No arguing. This is for your sake. You have been searching for too long. Just because the clue seems like a long shot, doesn’t mean it won’t pay off. We will find out what happened to your father. I promise you that on my honor as a Sparkle!’

Silver looks up at the determined unicorn. She smiles and nods. ‘Thank you, Mr Starlight. Thank you, Diamond. Let’s do this.’

Starlight smiles, charges a spell and teleports them away.

The teller stares in shock. ‘Boss! I thought we had an anti-teleportation shield!’

The group materializes outside of the hotel. Silver marches forward, determined. Her friends follow as the young mare goes straight through the crowded lobby to the concierge.

‘Excuse me. Can you check on a room for me?’

‘Miss Silver Spoon!’

Silver shudders as her manager storms over.

‘You’re late,’ the unicorn snaps. ‘You’re not even in uniform. After yesterday’s incident, you are on thin ice. You better make a good impression today or you’ll lose your job.’

‘Lose my job?’ Silver scoffs. ‘You can take this crappy job and shove it up your plot!’

‘Excuse me?!’

‘You heard me! You treat your employees like crap and don’t do any work yourself. You harass the mares. You let the owner’s kids do whatever they want.’ She glares. ‘I know on more than one occasion you have covered up thefts and made charges to guests’ accounts. Don’t even get me started on the suites you rent out for sex parties.’ She snorts and turns away. ‘Or what you allow the younger employees to do to guests’ food.’

Silver holds her head up as she stomps to the elevators. The manager gapes in horror as all the guests swarm him with questions. More guests mob the concierge, many demanding refunds. Starlight and Diamond take advantage of the confusion to join their friend. Silver collects herself and huffs as she waits for the elevator.

‘Great show!’ Diamond compliments.

‘Sorry for that,’ Silver replies. ‘I don’t know what came over me.’

‘You became your old, strong self again. That’s what happened.’

‘I’ve never been strong before... I just lost my temper. That is all...’

‘You’re just letting your true self free.’ Diamond hugs her friend. ‘That’s the Silver we love.’

The group enters the elevator.

‘Thanks for being here for me,’ Silver confides. ‘I don’t think I could have done it without you.’

‘I hope you got your last paycheque already, because somepony might have leaked your outburst to the press.’

Silver frowns and snorts. ‘Serves them right.’

‘Um, Silver... As somepony who actually ate the food served here...’ Diamond worries.

‘They only spit in it, left mane clippings or other tame things like that. I made a point of never serving those trays at functions or leaving notes for guests if was room service.’

‘Oh, thank Celestia,’ Diamond breathes. ‘I felt a lawsuit coming on.’

Silver smiles. ‘I think my mom would be willing to help you with that.’

There is a flash. Starlight lowers his mobile. ‘There’s that cute, genuine smile.’

Silver blushes. ‘So, uh, Mr Starlight...’

‘Just Starlight, and before you ask, I am dating Apple Bloom.’

‘Oh... She’s a lucky mare.’

The elevator ride ends. Silver leads the group down the hall. She keeps checking the key card for the right room. She stops outside of a room, takes a breath and tests the key card. The door opens.

The room is empty. Nothing seems out of order. The bed is made. The bins are empty. The drapes are open. The ponies start looking for any clue they can find. Diamond checks the bed. Starlight looks around the television. Silver looks around a desk and table. All she finds is a pack of cigarettes.

‘Found a USB drive,’ Starlight reports.

‘I’ll take that,’ a new voice says.

Silver’s group looks towards the door. A pegasus flanked by two beefy earth ponies stand in the way. All three are well-dressed.

‘What do you want with my father’s drive?’ Silver asks.

‘Actually, it is ours,’ the pegasus says. ‘Your father stole that from us. It is very important.’

‘Who are you?’

‘We’re very friendly ponies.’

‘And you really think we would give this to you?’

The pegasus looks behind the group. ‘It is a pretty long drop.’

‘Not unless you teleport,’ Starlight says. ‘It is pretty short if you teleport.’

‘You can tele-?’

The ‘very friendly ponies’ are teleported out of the room. Starlight smirks.

‘My father was mixed up with the mob...’ Silver gasps.

‘I’d read his note first.’

‘Note? What note?’

‘The one in the box.’

‘What?’ Silver opens the pack of cigarette box. A SD card and piece of paper falls out. She picks up the paper. ‘Spoony. This disk is an insurance policy if the ponies who are after me come after you. It has all the information needed to bring them down. Please forgive me, but I can never see you again. I have gotten in too deep to get you. I hope the safety net I left you will help you out. 93750269286501.’

‘Numbers?’ Diamond wonders. ‘A code?’

‘A bank account,’ Silver replies. ‘You should know that.’

‘That just seemed too obvious.’

‘So, what now?’ Silver sighs. ‘It doesn’t seem like I’ll be finding my dad, but now I have the mob to worry about.’

‘No, you don’t.’ Starlight smirks. ‘You never asked where I sent them. I put them and the USB drive in a local jail. You should be safe.’

‘I’m... safe?’ The young mare smiles. ‘That... feels good.’

‘There’s that smile again.’

‘Suits you well,’ Diamond adds. ‘So, how much money do you think he left you? I would be happy to manage your finances for you. Free of charge, of course.’

‘Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Let me see how much he left me and get my head clear first.’ She puts a foreleg around her friend. ‘Then you can treat me to lunch to celebrate.’

Silver waits as another teller looks up the account. Diamond waits beside her friend. Starlight levitates several pens and pads and doodles. The teller finishes typing.

‘We do have an account with the number and under “Steel Forge”. Are you Silver Spoon?’

‘Y-yes.’ Silver gets out her ID. ‘Is something wrong?’

‘The account is a joint account in his and your name. Do you know the account password?’

Silver thinks for a moment and smiles. ‘Spoony. The password is “Spoony”.’

The teller enters the password and nods. ‘Congratulations, Miss Spoon. The account is yours. Want me to start the paperwork to get you a cheque book and charge card?’

‘Um, sure. How much is in the account?’

‘A little over two hundred thousand bits.’

Silver’s and Diamond’s jaws drop. Diamond looks at her friend. ‘You’re paying for lunch.’

The three ponies ride the train out of Trottingham. Silver sits next to a small box of belongings and rests her head against a window. Her newly purchased mobile sits in her hooves. Diamond relaxes beside her friend, typing out texts. Starlight watched the scenery pass.

‘Everypony is going to be so glad to see you again,’ Diamond says. ‘Pinkie want to have a “welcome home” party for you right away. Rei is going to be so excited. It will be so great to have you back!’

Silver nods as she drifts into slumber. Her mobile beeps as a new message is received. A thousand bits is deposited in her bank account.

Author's Note

Story Timeline: Silver Spoon returns to Ponyville.

Co-op Campaign

Main Characters: Silver Spoon, Ruby Pinch
Cameos: Golden Grapes, Berry Punch, Carrot Top, Roseluck, Applejack, Inkie, Flitter, Starlight, Rumble, Raindrops
Original Start Date: July 4, 2013 (AMERICA!)

Diamond and Silver sit at a cafe having lunch together. Diamond has her tablet out, going over her business accounts. Silver lets out a bored sigh.

‘Something wrong?’ Diamond asks, not looking up.

‘I’m bored,’ the other mare mopes.

‘How can you be bored? You have more money than you know what to do with. Even more now that I’m brilliantly investing it for you. You’re back in Ponyville. Everypony is happy to see you. We get to hang out all the time. Life is perfect.’

‘I have nothing to do all day.’ She leans back and sips her tea. ‘I would love to find a job, but I haven’t seen anything that fits my skills.’ She sips her tea again. ‘My mother would love to have me at her law firm. I really don’t want to go back to her. I told her I wanted to make it on my own when I moved out. No more handouts. I even rejected her offers to send me money when I was in Trottingham... I cried myself to sleep several nights because it was so hard not taking her up on her offers.’

‘You can always work with me. I wouldn’t mind your assistance with some clients.’

Silver shakes her head. ‘You are the financial wizard. I was more of the managerial type. Too bad nothing around here needs managing...’

The friends sigh and sip their drinks. A pink unicorn with a magenta mane trots to the table.

‘Excuse me,’ the unicorn interrupts. ‘Did you say you were looking for a managerial position?’

The diners look at the new arrival.

‘Ruby Pinch, right?’ Silver asks.

‘Yep!’ the new mare nods. ‘You were always good at remembering things, Silver. And yes, I am offering you a job.’

‘What sort of job?’

‘Well, uh,’ Ruby rubs the back of her head. ‘See, the growers in the area have a sort of co-op. We run it, but we’re not really good at anything other than running our own farms. If you are willing to look over our work, that would be great.’

‘I’m... not the farming type,’ Silver replies.

Ruby waves her hooves. ‘No, no! You wouldn’t be doing the farming. You would be managing our fields and crops, negotiating with the weather patrol and our distributors, managing our contracts and that sort of thing. Things we’re not good at.’

‘I guess I can give it a look... See if there is anything I can do before I give a definite answer...’

‘Great!’ the unicorn cheers. She levitates the other mare out of her seat. ‘We’ll go see mom, and she’ll get everypony together, and you’ll have us running at peak efficiency in no time!’

‘Wait! I didn’t agree to anything yet!’

Silver struggles to free herself as Ruby carries her away. Diamond calmly sips her coffee and returns to work.

Silver sits in an office. She studies the ponies before her. Golden Grapes, Berry Punch, Carrot Top, Roseluck and Applejack sit or stand behind a desk. Ruby Pinch stands behind her friend.

‘So, do you understand our situation?’ Golden Grapes asks.

‘I believe I have an idea,’ Silver replies. ‘You need someone to coordinate the needs of all your farms to maximize your output. You are also looking for financial management and somepony to handle your relationships with the distributors.’

‘That’s ‘bout the size of it,’ Applejack replies. ‘We’re all good at managin’ our own farms, but we haven’ had much luck gettin’ beyond the basic cooperation phase o’ the organization. Shoot. Big Macintosh still does all mah farm’s finances.’

‘Lily does all of that for us,’ Roseluck adds. ‘We could really use the help with the weather teams so we get the best growing conditions for our flower fields.’

After each farmer talks about their woes, Silver takes a deep breath. She looks back at Ruby. ‘So what is your role in all of this?’

The unicorn blushes in embarrassment. ‘Um, I sorta tried doing the job you’re up for. I’m not really that good at it. I work on my mom’s farm as a horticulturalist, but we all take turns trying to get things in order.’

‘Would you be able to translate everything they are saying into a language I understand?’

Ruby thinks then nods.

Silver smiles, turns to the farmers and whistles loudly. ‘I have heard your proposals, and I don’t think I can do what you are asking me to do.’

The farmers start grumbling and arguing. Silver calmly raises a hoof to silence them.

‘What I can do is make a team that will be able to help us until I can handle it all on my own. If you can make a list of duties I would be required to perform, I will make a list of conditions and take them to my moth-, er, lawyer and have a fair contract drawn up that should benefit us both.’

The farmers look at each other and nod.

‘I think we can work with that,’ Golden Grapes agrees.

‘Excellent. My first condition: I would like to hire Ruby as my personal assistant to help me better understand the business.’ She looks around. ‘Is this going to be my office or do you have a dedicated space?’

‘We’ll have to find a place in town,’ Roseluck replies. ‘I’ll start asking around right away!’

The mare gallops away before Silver can react.

Silver rolls her eyes. ‘I was going to say that I wanted to get started on the weather team issue right away, and she might have been able to help...’ She turns to Ruby. ‘Can you start collecting data on what I need to get started?’

The unicorn nods and starts talking with the farmers. Silver lets out a content sigh and gets out her mobile to write some texts.

After a couple days, Silver Spoon is getting into the groove of her new job. With Ruby’s help, she is slowly learning what it takes to manage the co-op. She is also beginning to assemble a staff to help her optimize the co-op’s potential. She is currently meeting with a potential staff member.

‘You want to give me a job?’ Inkie asks. ‘But I already do work for each of the farmers.’

‘Yes, you do individual jobs on commission, mostly in Spring and Summer,’ Silver replies. ‘I would like to give you a full-time position with the whole organization. Unfortunately, the pay would be much lower than for your individual commissions, but it would be a steady paycheque and we will allow you to take commissions on the side.’

Inkie thinks. ‘I would just be doing the same research I do for them now? Only I would be paid year-round?’

‘I would also require your services as a science advisor for drawing up weather plans and the like.’

The older mare thinks some more. ‘It would be nice to work more. It gets pretty boring during the off-season... which will be starting soon.’

Silver slides a contract forward. ‘Excellent.’ She wipes her brow. ‘I want my first big project to be revamping the rain patterns over the farms to get the water flowing more efficiently.’

‘Hmm. That would be good for the growing rates of certain plants. What do you have so far?’

Silver looks past her guest. ‘Ruby,’ she calls. ‘Inkie is willing to help us.’

Ruby trots into the office, levitating a number of plans behind her.

A few days later, Silver and Ruby meet with Flitter in Silver’s office. The pegasus frowns as she looks at the plans.

‘We can do this easily, but our weather plans are given out by the head offices in Cloudsdale,’ Flitter huffs. ‘I’ll make a case for you, but it might be tough.’

‘Maybe I can make the pitch for the group,’ Silver offers.

‘That’s all well and good, but the offices are in Cloudsdale and you’re an earth pony.’

Drat.’ The earth pony sits back in her chair and thinks. A crafty smirk creeps across her face. ‘I think I might know a solution to our little conundrum.’
…

A bright blue flash appears in the middle of a Cloudsdale plaza. Starlight looks at his handiwork as Silver and Ruby get their bearings. Flitter floats above them.

‘This way,’ the pegasus directs.

The other mares follow Flitter towards a building.

‘Ah! Nopony’s going to marvel at my awesome magic skillz?’ Starlight whines.

‘You can take five,’ Silver calls back. ‘We’ll call you when we need a ride home.’

The stallion harrumphs and trots after the mares. Flitter leads the others through the weather factory to the weather patrol offices. Starlight breaks from the group to watch the weather being made. Flitter stops outside the office for the Ponyville Division.

‘Just gonna warn ya,’ the pegasus says. ‘The boss is a real tough one. You might not like what you see.’

Flitter knocks on the door.

‘Enter,’ a stallion replies.

‘Wait here,’ Silver tells Ruby.

Flitter leads her guest inside. Silver immediately stops and glares at the stallion behind the desk. Rumble looks up from his paperwork and smirks.

‘Well, didn’t expect to see you here,’ the stallion snorts. ‘What do you want, Silver?’

Silver takes a deep breath and puts on an air of confidence. ‘I have come as a representative of the Ponyville Farmer’s Co-op. We are requesting a change in the weather patterns over the farms in order to increase crop yields and quality. I have already talked the plan over with the captain of the weather patrol for the area, and she agrees that these changes are easy to perform.’ She sets a folder on Rumble’s desk. ‘I humbly request that you look over our plans. Thank you for considering our proposal, and I hope we can do business together.’

Rumble leans back and crosses his forelegs. His smirk grows. ‘Denied.’

‘You didn’t even look at our proposal.’

‘Why should I? You didn’t even hear my side of the story.’

‘You were forcing yourself on Scootaloo in the middle of prom. She was on a date with Diamond, and you were supposed to be with me.’

‘You never thought she was the one going after me?’

‘NEVER! She wouldn’t do something like that! You broke my heart when I caught you!’

‘You broke my jaw. I think we’re even.’

‘Obviously not, if your head is too far up your plot to even look at my proposal.’

Rumble glances at the folder. ‘You want this done? How about a counteroffer?’ He looks at Flitter. ‘Miss Flitter, please leave us.’

‘But...’

‘Leave!’

The pegasus frowns at her supervisor and exits the room.

‘You want me to approve this for you? Fine. But first you have to do something for me. Right here.’ He points under his desk.

‘Excuse me!’

‘You heard me. We end our last date the way it should have, and you get your little weather plan. Sounds like a good deal. In fact, that should be the deal every time you want something from this office.’

‘You’re disgusting.’

Silver turns to leave, but Rumble flies in front of her. He forces her back.

Oh, no. You’re not getting off that easy,’ the stallion growls. ‘All the crap I went though because of you. You are going to make it up to me. Right here. Right now. Just pretend I am your annoying, pink friend and do what you’re good for.’

‘Diamond is not...’

Rumble slaps Silver, knocking off her glasses. She picks up her glasses and glares at the stallion, a welt forming on her face.

Rumble raises his hoof again. ‘I said...’

‘I heard what you said.’

The stallion freezes. He turns around. A pale gold pegasus mare is glaring at him.

‘M-m-miss Raindrops?! What a ple-’

‘Can it, Rumble!’ Raindrops snaps. ‘I have gotten enough complaints about you harassing mares already. Now, I find you trying to force yourself on a friend and client. You are so out of here I doubt you will be able to find employment in this city ever again!’

‘Sorry, Miss...’

‘Get out! Now!’

The stallion screams and bolts from the office.

Raindrops takes a deep breath to calm herself. She smiles at Silver. ‘Sorry about that. I am Raindrops, head of the Cloudsdale Weather Factory. How may I help you?’

Silver returns the smile and gets her proposal from the desk.

Back at Silver’s office. The young mare is celebrating with her clients. She has a bandage on her cheek.

‘Here’s to a successful negotiation!’ Silver toasts.

‘And many more to come!’ Berry Punch joins.

The ponies raise their glasses and drink some of Golden Grapes’ finest wine.

Author's Note

Story Timeline: Silver Spoon starts managing the Ponyville Farmer’s Co-op. She hires Ruby Pinch and Inkie as her advisors.

Another Perspective: Zen and the Art of Gazebo Repair

Main Guests: Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Big Macintosh
Cameos: Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Twilight Sparkle, Sweetcream Scoops, Fleetfoot, Princess Celestia
Original Start Date: November 22, 2013 (Mario 3D World and A Link Between Worlds Day! Nothing else.)

Note: This chapter takes place at the same time as the comic arc Zen and the Art of Gazebo Repair. I highly recommend buying and reading those wonderful comics.

Starlight and Satsuma appear in the middle of Sweet Apple Acres’ orchard at night. A couple seconds later, their glasses appear and land on their faces. Satsuma adjusts his glasses while his brother looks around.

‘This looks about right,’ Starlight comments. He gets out his mobile. ‘Right on time too.’

Satsuma looks around. ‘Middle of the night near my clubhouse? This is time travel?’

‘It is not your clubhouse.’

‘What?’

Satsuma investigates. Starlight shushes his brother. The young colt slows and creeps up the stairs to the clubhouse. He peeks in. The Cutie Mark Crusaders sit at their table looking at a blueprint.

‘Are you sure this will work?’ Scootaloo asks.

‘O’ course it will,’ Apple Bloom replies. ‘When the judges see it, they’ll be blown away!’

‘That is one word for it...’ The pegasus filly looks over the plans one more time. ‘Fine. Guess we better start making it. Sweetie Belle, where are our supplies?’

The young unicorn checks a chest. ‘We’re all out.’

The other fillies moan and start looking around the clubhouse for materials. Satsuma gasps when his brother levitates him to the ground.

‘Come on. Let’s find a place for the night,’ Starlight says.

‘A place for the night?’

‘Trust me. The excitement won’t start until tomorrow.’

‘Then why’d we show up early?’ Satsuma groans.

Starlight laughs. ‘Maybe we can find a place in the barn,’ he says extra loud before teleporting them away.

‘Hey!’ Apple Bloom shouts in the clubhouse. ‘Why don’ we try the barn? Big Mac must have nails in his toolbox!’

The brothers settle in the loft. Below them, the Cutie Mark Crusaders raid Big Macintosh’s building supplies. Starlight sighs as he watches them.

‘Isn’t she just so cute?’

Satsuma cringes. ‘One, she is my age. Two, she’s my aunt. Three, she is MY AGE!’

Starlight covers his brother’s mouth. ‘Shh! They’ll hear us!’

‘Ya hear somethin’?’ Apple Bloom asks.

‘Probably just your brother’s snoring,’ Scootaloo teases.

‘Nuh uh! Could be AJ too.’

‘Mmm mmmm’m mmmmm!’ Satsuma shouts into his brother’s hoof.

‘We got everything, right?’ Scootaloo asks. She gets nods. ‘Great! Let’s build it at the clubhouse so it will be a secret to everypony!’

‘This is going to be a blast!’ Sweetie Belle cheers, riding away in the wagon with the supplies.

Starlight lets his brother free.

‘Mom doesn’t snore...’ the colt pouts.

‘Don’t worry about it,’ Starlight assures. ‘We’ll be too busy having fun tomorrow. Let’s get some sleep.’

Satsuma sighs and lays next to his brother. Starlight cuddles up and sighs.

‘She is my age...’ Satsuma groans.

Starlight pouts. ‘Still...’

In the morning, the brothers teleport to the edge of town. Ponies stream into town for a festival. Satsuma adjusts his glasses and frowns.

‘A Summer Wrap-Up and Hoedown? Really? I thought we were seeing something important.’

Starlight smiles. ‘This is a very important Summer Wrap-Up.’

‘Why?’

‘Because we’re here!’

Satsuma’s eye twitches. ‘You sound like mom when I would lock myself in my room when I got depressed about not having a father.’

Starlight nods. ‘Last Tuesday was rough on us all.’

‘Who told you that?’ Satsuma hisses.

‘Exactly,’ the unicorn replies, heading into town. He stops to drool at the candy apple and notary public booth. He levitates a small bag to his brother. ‘Here. Have some spending money. I don’t know if the exchange rate is still the same as in our time, but that should be enough.’

‘Whatever,’ his younger brother sighs, trotting away.

Satsuma wonders through the faire. He rolls his eyes at a group of singing and dancing ponies. He bumps into somepony while he is distracted by a giant elephant balloon.

‘Watch it!’ Scootaloo shouts.

‘Ugh. Whate… Oh my Luna!’ Satsuma yells. ‘What the hay is that!?’

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are pulling a catapult loaded with fireworks.

‘What does it look like?’ Scootaloo shakes her head.

‘Looks like something you can conquer Canterlot with.’

Scootaloo turns to her friends, grinning. They shake their heads.

‘Sorry fer running int’ ya,’ Apple Bloom apologizes. ‘We’ll be on our way.’

The fillies start pulling their catapult away.

‘Sure it is safe lugging that around town?’ Satsuma asks.

‘He does have a point,’ Apple Bloom agrees. ‘Ah mean, we don’ want any more accidents.’

The earth pony nods behind her. Sweetie Belle rises to push the catapult, but she gets distracted by a butterfly and falls into the mud.

‘You’re right,’ Scootaloo agrees. ‘We need a code word or something to keep us from shooting our wad early.’

Satsuma grimaces. ‘Eew.’

‘You have a better idea?’

‘Well, no, but...’

‘Then give us a code word or else.’

Satsuma rolls his eyes and thinks. He sees Sweetie watching butterflies again. ‘How about “Pirates” like that crappy Assassin’s Creed game?’

‘Pirates are…’ -- Scootaloo scrunches her cheeks -- ‘so awesome!’

Apple Bloom shakes her head. ‘No, jus’ no.’

‘Whatever. That’s our code word now. Hear that, Sweetie Belle?’

‘What?’ the filly asks.

Satsuma trots past and pats Sweetie on the back. ‘Go get them, killer.’

‘Huh?’

‘Come on, Sweetie Belle!’ Scootaloo shouts.

The time traveler groans and shakes his head as he leaves.

Starlight wanders through a science fair. He frowns at the lackluster entries. He stops to look at a display by a couple of pegasi foals about how weather is made.

‘Man, this is boring,’ the unicorn comments.

‘Eeyup,’ another stallion agrees.

‘Hey! I know something fun. Who here knows time travel?’

Big Macintosh looks at the other stallion. ‘Uh… No-’

‘I do!’

Starlight quickly casts a spell.
…

Five minutes earlier. Starlight and a dazed Big Macintosh trot out of the back of the tent.

‘Well, that was fun!’ Starlight comments.

‘Ee-Nope!’ the other stallion disagrees.

‘Anyway! I’ll be seeing you around. Great spending time with my future brother-in-law.’

‘What?!’ Big Macintosh exclaims.

The time traveller gallops back to the festival. The farmer sighs and continues his search for nails.

Satsuma looks around the festival. So far, he has played on a giant trampoline, enjoyed an exhibit of unusually large props and ate five funnel cakes. He turns and bumps noses with Scootaloo. The filly’s mane is disheveled, and she is really angry.

‘That was one hell of a code word you gave us!’ Scootaloo shouts.

‘I thought it worked,’ Sweetie Belle huffs, combing out her mane.

‘Ya need t’ get yer ears cleaned out,’ Apple Bloom grumbles.

‘Hey. It is not my fault if something went wrong,’ Satsuma argues. He looks at his future aunt. ‘Come on, Apple Bloom. You have my back.’

‘How’d ya know mah name?’

Scootaloo looks at the two earth ponies. ‘You two sort of look alike. Are you related?’

‘Ah think Ah’d know ‘im from a family reunion or two,’ Apple Bloom counters.

‘Yeah...’ Scootaloo agrees. ‘ ‘Sides, I doubt anypony in your family would have goofy glasses like his.’

‘What is wrong with my glasses?’ ‘What’s wrong with his glasses?’

‘I think they’re cute!’ Sweetie Belle chimes in.

Satsuma smiles sheepishly and blushes.

Scootaloo nudges her friends. ‘Come on. We have to get more fireworks from our supplier.’

‘And come up with a new code word,’ Apple Bloom adds.

‘Something’ -- the pegasus glares at Sweetie Belle -- ‘somepony won’t mess up.’

Sweetie Belle snorts and gallops away. ‘Let’s get going before it is too late.’

Apple Bloom follows. ‘What ‘bout “Winona”? That is a good code word.’

‘No! I have a better idea,’ Scootaloo interrupts.

Satsuma rolls his eyes and trots in the opposite direction. He looks at a few more booths.

‘Hey! You! Foreign kid!’

Satsuma does not react.

‘Red and yellow blank flank! Get over here!’

Satsuma looks. An upset-looking pink filly sits with a bespectacled grey filly at a booth labeled ‘Advice’.

‘Well? You want our help or not?’ Diamond Tiara shouts. ‘Get over here!’

Satsuma groans and trots over. ‘At least I know your attitude changes in the future… Wait. Does it?’

‘You don’t know anything about the future if that is how you’re dressed,’ Diamond comments.

‘I’m not wearing anything,’ the colt replies.

‘Exactly!’ the pink filly gasps. ‘We have to work on covering up all the’ -- she motions all over Satsuma -- ‘the this!’

‘Your glasses aren’t even nerd chic,’ Silver Spoon adds.

Diamond nods. ‘And she knows these things.’

Silver frowns at her friend. Satsuma rolls his eyes.

‘Not to mention, you have a really messy mane,’ Diamond points out.

‘Messy manes are cool!’ Satsuma argues. ‘Like bow ties!’

‘Bow ties? Gag!’ Silver comments.

Diamond examines the colt. ‘First thing we need to do is recolor your mane. It looks like you stabbed somepony with it!’

‘Don’t give me any ideas...’

‘Then maybe a suit and tie,’ Silver suggests. ‘Something to cover up all the red and hide your lack of cutie mark.’

Satsuma shakes his head and turns away. ‘Whatever.’

‘Hey! That is five bits!’ Diamond shouts. ‘You can’t get advice this high quality for free!’

‘Shouldn’t you be crushing on Scootaloo or something instead?’ the leaving colt grumbles.

‘What!? It is not like I like her or anything! Dummy!’ Diamond sits back and pouts. ‘Not like her scooter tricks are cool or nothing.’

‘I like when she does flips,’ Silver says.

Diamond frowns and looks for her next target.

Starlight ponders the rent-a-lizard tent as he passes, wondering if trade-ins are welcome decades in the future and if Apple Bloom would let him keep it. He is so lost in thought that he runs into another pony.

‘I’m sorr- Mom!’

Twilight Sparkle shakes her head to recover from the crash. ‘It is oka- Did you just call me “mom”?’

Starlight laughs sheepishly. ‘Well, uh, you look sorta like her, except she has wings.’

Twilight laughs. ‘Me with wings? That’s silly.’

‘Right.’ Starlight smiles. ‘Silly.’

‘Why are you looking at me like that?’

‘Sorry. Just thinking about my mom again.’

‘That’s nice and all, but...’ -- Twilight examines the young stallion -- ‘I think you’re older than me. Can’t really be your mother can I?’

Starlight laughs. ‘You be surprised. My parents always say that nothing is impossible. Pretty easy to believe, too, since my dad is a traveling scientist.’

‘Traveling scientist?’

‘Like a wandering physicist.’

Twilight blushes. ‘I’d like to meet him.’

‘I’m sure he’d love to meet you too. He has a bit of a thing for you.’

The mare raises an eyebrow. ‘And your mother is okay with that?’

‘I sorta get the impression that she doesn’t mind how much he loves Twilight Sparkle.’

‘Wait. How did you know who I...’

‘Oh! Sorry!’ Starlight interrupts. ‘There is somewhere I have to be. See you around.’

The young stallion teleports away. Twilight sighs, shakes her head and trots onward when she spots her friend Moondancer.

‘Out of our way!’ Scootaloo shoots.

Satsuma looks back to see the Cutie mark Crusaders barreling towards him. The young colt sighs, rolls his eyes, raises his hind legs and kicks backwards. The kick hits the front of Scootaloo’s scooter, halting it, the cart behind her with her friends and their catapult. All three Cutie Mark Crusaders tumble to the ground with their newest batch of fireworks.

‘Learn to watch where you’re driving,’ the colt snorts.

‘Whatever. Move it,’ the pegasus retorts. ‘We have to get set up before it is too late.’

The others load the fireworks onto the catapult and climb into the cart.

‘Where do you keep getting those fireworks?’

‘That handsome stallion gives them t’ us,’ Apple Bloom replies, pointing.

Satsuma looks. Starlight waves at his brother. The younger brother facehoofs.

‘Oooo! Apple Bloom has a special somepony!’ Sweetie taunts.

‘Shut up! Ah do not!’

‘Are we ready? Let’s roll!’ Scootaloo flaps her wings and takes off.

Satsuma glares at his brother as he trots over. ‘Do you know how much trouble you are causing?’

Starlight grins. ‘I wouldn’t be our father’s son if I didn’t.’

‘Whatever. Are we done yet? It is getting late.’

‘Aww! Don’t you want to see the closing ceremonies?’

‘But that will be forever from now.’

‘Just a little while longer. Don’t tell me you’re not having fun.’

Satsuma looks around the festival then smiles at his brother. ‘Actually, yeah. It is been great.’

‘Perfect! Just a few more ho-’

‘Hey, handsome,’ a sultry voice calls.

The brothers look. A light yellow unicorn mare at a kissing booth winks at them.

‘You’re pretty good looking,’ Sweetcream Scoops says to Starlight. ‘I’ll give you a two bit discount.’

Starlight looks at the sign reading ‘Kisses 1 bit’ then up at the mare. ‘You’ll pay me to kiss you?’

Sweetcream simpers. ‘I think it is worth the price.’

The young stallion stares at the mare. He levitates his brother up. ‘What about him?’

The unicorn mare looks over the young colt. ‘Only one bit off for him. Don’t want to seem like I am taking advantage of the little cutie.’

Starlight levitates his brother forward. ‘How about it, little bro? Get your first kiss?’

Satsuma struggles and breaks free. He trots away, a blush showing through his red coat. ‘Knock it off! That is not funny.’

‘Sorry,’ Starlight apologizes, stifling a laugh.

‘See you around,’ Sweetcream coos.

Starlight follows his brother through the festival. ‘Come on, Satsuma. It was only a joke. How about I buy you your weight in taffy?’

‘Whatever,’ his younger brother sighs. ‘Let’s just find something to do before my aunt and her friends burn down the town.’

‘How about the scavenger hunt? I hear there are great prizes.’

‘That doesn’t sound so...’ Satsuma freezes.

Starlight stops and finds what his brother is looking at. Big Macintosh is trotting through the festival being followed by a light blue pegasus with a white mane. She is dragging a photo of the stallion, a weirdly-shaped Pinkie Pie doll and a small figure behind her.

‘Is that..?’

‘Yeah...’ Satsuma sighs. ‘Fleetfoot of the Wonderbolts.’

‘She and your uncle...’

‘Yeah… She’s even stayed after he found her in the orchard with “a banged up wing”. … Mom tried to convince me the sounds coming from the barn were timberwolves prowling the forests.’

‘Sorry, little bro.’ He smirks. ‘Think of it this way: your future cousin can hook you up with Wonderbolt tickets.’

Satsuma grimaces. ‘I am going to hurt you.’

Starlight laughs as he heads back to the festival, stopping only to block Fleetfoot before she can tackle her prey in a loving embrace.

Hours later. The festival is winding to a close. The last few events are going on as the booths shut down. A large crowd has gathered around the hoof wrestling stage where Princess Celestia is taking on all challengers. The audience cheers as Big Macintosh limps off to ice his sore foreleg. The princess laughs and turns to face her next challenger: a sky blue unicorn with a green mane.

Celestia wraps her hoof around the challenger’s. ‘I do not wish to hurt you, young one.’

‘I think I can handle myself,’ Starlight replies.

They begin hoof wrestling, with neither getting an advantage.

‘You are pretty strong, young one,’ Celestia compliments.

‘You’re not bad yourself, Celi,’ Starlight replies.

The princess slips a little. ‘How do you know that name?’

The unicorn smirks. ‘Something I picked up from my dad.’

‘Your dad? … You mean he’s your...’

Starlight pins Celestia’s hoof while she is distracted. The unicorn hops up and cheers.

‘Time travellers,’ Celestia mutters under her breath as she waits for the next challenger.

Starlight happily prances to ground level. Satsuma waits at the bottom of the stairs eating from a feedbag as big as his head.

‘Good job,’ the younger brother mumbles between mouthfuls. ‘Just had to trick her to win.’

‘Oh, it was totally fair,’ the older brother replies. ‘Besides, how many of those are you going to eat? I’m not Rei, so you don’t have to impress me that way.’

‘Hey! This is only my third one!’

‘Well, I hope you left room. I promiced your mom I’d have you home for dinner.’

The colt belches. ‘Right. I forgot.’

‘One last ride on the tilt-o-whirl to make some room?’

Satsuma shakes his head. ‘No thanks.’ He gallops ahead. ‘Hurry up! The fireworks show is about to start.’

Starlight laughs and follows. ‘I’m coming. I’m coming.’

Satsuma stops and looks back. ‘You know what?’

‘What?’

‘Today was one of the best Summer Wrap-Ups and Hoedown.’

‘I knew you would like it.’

The brothers gallop off together to find a good spot to watch the fireworks.

Author's Note

Pre-TWP Timeline: Starlight meets Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom for the first time in their timeline. Satsuma encounters his aunt for the first time in her timeline. Celestia adds another time traveler to her list of 'most annoying ponies ever'.

Story Note: This is the sort of style that future Another Perspectives will follow. Starlight and Satsuma will indirectly interact with the main story. I highly recommend checking out the original stories as well.

Hope you liked the first Another Perspective. Comment or PM with other episodes, comic arcs or TWP chapters you would like the brothers to visit. (Currently 2.5 other travels planned.)

Death of Harmony - The Crossing

Main Characters: Lots
Cameos: Many
Original Start Date: July 16, 2013

Warning: This chapter relies heavily on knowledge of Rebirth of Harmony. Check it out. It is a fun read.

A swirling dark portal sits in the throne room of Canterlot Castle. Princesses Celestia, Luna, Cadence and Twilight Sparkle stand ready to defend Equestria from whatever may emerge. Prince Shining Armor and the Royal Guard ready their weapons and magic against the threat. James Sparkle sits behind his wife’s throne, playing a hoofheld game.

‘Is it doing anything yet?’ the lone earth pony asks.

‘James, this is serious!’ his wife hisses. ‘We have no idea what it could be.’

‘Interdimensional something-or-other,’ the physicist replies. ‘That is unless my sonic is acting up again.’

‘Mr Sparkle, we called you here for a reason,’ Celestia reprimands. ‘Why don’t you make yourself useful?’

‘I’ve done all I can with the data I scanned.’

‘Then scan again.’

James sighs and points his sonic at the portal. He looks at the fresh data. ‘If I were my sister-in-law, I would duck about now.’

Cadance looks back. ‘What?’

A metal cylinder shoots out of the portal and nails Cadance in the head. Shining drops his guard and rushes to his wife’s side. The portal flashes and collapses on itself while everypony is distracted helping Cadance.

‘What is this?’ Luna wonders, examining the cylinder. She lifts it with her magic, but almost drops it when she sees an image printed on the side.

‘What is it, sister?’ Celestia asks.

Luna levitates the cylinder. ‘This marking. It is the same one as on the necklace Rei gave me years ago.’

‘Didn’t you say her sister crossed over a few months back?’ Twilight says.

‘Indeed she did, Twilight Sparkle. Do you think this is connected?’

‘Nope!’ James replies.

The royals turn their attention to the scientist.

‘What makes you say that, Mr Sparkle?’

James takes the cylinder from Luna’s magic. He pulls a cord out from its side. ‘Because it is not plugged in.’

Everypony groans as the earth pony looks for the nearest outlet.

After some technical wrangling, James has the cylinder set up and plugged in. He points his sonic at it and activates the device. The royals gather around the holographic display that appears. An older Luna reading a book appears on the display. She glances up and gasps.

It is on! the older Luna calls. And tell the kids to come!

Celestia and her sister whisper together.

‘Could this be what she was worried about?’ Celestia asks.

‘I’m more concerned about the other me,’ Luna confides.

‘If you are going to keep secrets,’ James interrupts, ‘can I at least call my daughter so she can see her mother?’

Maybe soon, Mr Wanderer, Queen Luna replies. Now, we have much more urgent business to attend to.

‘Actually, it is Mr Sparkle.’ James puts a foreleg around Twilight. ‘I haven’t gone by Mr Wanderer for five hundred years.’

That’s about seventeen times longer than the last time I used that name, King James moans, joining his wife.

‘Fifty over three,’ James corrects. ‘It is more accurate that way.’

More like five hundred over twenty-seven.

‘Well, that’s a completely different fraction alltogether.’

‘And whose idea was it to put the two of them together?’ Celestia huffs.

It was a risk we had to take, Queen Luna groans. She smiles. It is good to see you again, sister. It has been near forever.

‘I take it this is not a social call.’

I wish it were. These are dire times for us.

‘Does it have something to do with your daughter’s visit recently? She seemed concerned about something but was unwilling to tell us.’

Queen Luna nods. She and Helios stumbled upon what could be the key to our salvation. The spell they used to trap her between our worlds is what we used to send this link to us. We did not want to risk sending an emissary... yet.

Princess Luna frowns. ‘What sort of dangers are you facing if you are reaching out to another world for assistance?’

Queen Luna looks at her husband. He takes a deep breath. The universe is ending. Stars have been going out. The Doctor has done his best to aid everypony he could, but Equestria seems to be at the center of the collapse. In a matter of time, we will be all that is left before nothingness.

‘Discord did it, didn’t we?’ James guesses.

Correct. When he and I regenerated, that fractured the universe. He tapped into untold powers and spread cracks across the universe when he eliminated the Daleks.

‘Question! What if you threw me into the cracks?’ Discord asks, having magically appeared. ‘I mean, it worked for The Doctor.’

We have considered that option. Even if we could convince him out of his exile to assist us, it would not be enough. The universe is collapsing no matter what.

‘Well, I tried.’ Discord disappears again.

Celestia scowls. ‘That other spell we found during Alba’s visit. You intend to use it.’

Yes, Queen Luna states. We request that you allow us to evacuate as many of our citizens as we can to your world.

Celestia closes her eyes as she thinks.

‘Please, sister,’ both Luna’s implore.

The older princess looks up. ‘Equestria will take as many refugees as we can. I will speak with the rest of The League of Harmony and ask them to take in refugees from other lands as well.’

Queen Luna bows. Thank you. The whole New Lunar Republic has been preparing in hopes you said “yes”. I will inform the other leaders of this wonderful news.

‘The Crystal Empire will do our part to help,’ Cadance states. She turns to her husband. ‘Shining, return to the Empire and begin preparations for their arrival.’

Shining salutes and gallops away.

‘Excuse me,’ Princess Luna speaks up. ‘Can we get another of these communication devices? It would make it easier to coordinate the plans.’

We will have one sent to you right away, King James replies.

‘Damn,’ James swears. ‘The requested target already left. No chance at nursing him back to consciousness...’

`Then convincing him that he was never married to some pink bimbo and was always in love with you,’ King James finishes.

The two stallions moan in disappointment.

‘JAMES!’ Twilight and Queen Luna snap.

‘Nothing!’ They reply.

Queen Luna facehoofs. Twenty-seven years...

Twilight facehoofs. ‘Five hundred years...’

‘Mr Sparkle,’ Celestia interrupts. ‘I would like to contact the other governments as soon as possible. If you could please link this device to the communications system.’

The stallion groans and gets out his sonic. ‘When did I become palace tech support?’

‘When is our anniversary?’ Twilight snickers.

James grumbles and gets to work.

Celestia stands before a display with other world leaders. Queen Luna is part of the display. The other leaders are deep in thought.

I’ll take in any changeling that is willing to submit to my authority, Chrysalis states calmly. You are sending me more changelings, right?

Queen Luna rolls her eyes. Yes, Chrysalis. From what my sister has told me, your style of rule is similar enough to the Chrysalis of our world. The few of her hive that wish to flee are willing to do anything to survive.

Just what we need, Artemis groans. More changelings.

Like you don’t do your part to “cull the herd” as you call it, Chrysalis hisses.

‘If we can get back on topic,’ Celestia grumbles.

I’ll leave the details of any new sea ponies you send us to my darling little angel, Lord Gugu coos. We must do our part to help.

I doubt there is anyone here who won’t take as many refugees as we can, King Uther states.

Artemis taps a hoof on her desk. You said there was a limited number of refugees, correct?

Queen Luna shakes her head. We wish to save as many citizens as we can. Each member of the Republic has selected key individuals they want to send. We wanted to speak with all of you to see how many more we can truly save.

Deerope will take only those selected by our counterparts. No more. We have our own problems to face.

That is disappointing, Queen Luna sighs. I will inform all my allies of your decisions. Once both worlds are prepared for the influx, we will start sending refugees.

We will be waiting, Osiris replies.

I hope we can save a lot, Amaterasu adds.

The League members sign off. Chrysalis gives Celestia a wink before disconnecting. Celestia is about to yell but holds back when she notices Queen Luna laughing at her.

‘Your counterpart has offered to coordinate the relief efforts,’ Celestia states. ‘She felt having a familiar face greeting the new arrivals would help put them at ease.’

Agreed. I’ll inform Helios that she will be working with him. He and Alba have been working tirelessly to find a solution to our misfortune.

‘Helios and Alba...’ Celestia looks at Queen Luna. ‘Are they..?’

The queen nods. We offered all our Elements of Harmony a chance to be saved. It is just going to be hard telling... She shakes her head. Helios and Alba will be saved. They will be excited to see their sister again.

‘As will she.’ Celestia laughs. ‘If Mr Sparkle wasn’t too busy to call her right now, I am sure Rei would literally be bouncing off the walls after he tells her.’

Queen Luna smiles. I hope I have a moment to speak with her.

‘There will be plenty of time. Now, I should turn this device over to my sister so she and your son can make arrangements.’

Until we see each other again, sister.

Celestia smiles and bows. ‘Dear sister.’

Alba gallops down the castle halls. ‘Hurry up! Aren’t you excited to meet them?’

Helios groans, ‘I would if it were under different circumstances.’

‘Come on, Helios. We are finally meeting Twilight Sparkle. This is amazing!’

‘Yeah. And it only took the universe coming to the end for it to happen.’

‘Don’t be like that. We found a way to save as many ponies as we can. We’re even going to survive. We should be happy for that chance.’ She giggles excitedly. ‘Plus, we get to work with the most important ponies in their universe while saving everypony.’

Helios sighs. ‘You’re right. I just wish there was some other way. Someway to save everypony. I mean, The Doctor was able to recreate the universe with the Pandorica. Why not something like that with Discord?’

‘That won’t work. Or more accurately, that didn’t work.’ Alba looks at her brother. ‘Discord came to me when we were first preparing for the end. He and The Doctor were going to enter the cracks and try to stop them that way. Look how well that turned out. I think this universe was doomed from the start.’

‘Alba!’ Helios gapes.

Alba stops and turns to her brother. ‘Come on. You haven’t thought that? It seems pretty obvious. This universe was created to help fix the other one so that it wouldn’t end up as bad as ours.’

‘How would one universe fix another one? That’s just crazy.’

‘What is so crazy about it? Maybe their universe just wanted to correct the mistakes of ours and now that everything is fixed there, we are no longer needed. At least we’re given a chance. That is why some ponies are refusing to go. Maybe they exist there already and have some switch in them keeping them here.’

‘Alba, listen to yourself. You are easily the smartest pony on the planet. But you are equating some weird occurrences to something being wrong with the universe as a whole.’

‘Trixie got divorced and has been spending more time with Razzly and her father. Lucas and Derpy broke up, and he’s dating that changeling. You have to be concerned about that one. It affects Krile directly.’

‘Alba, those are just coincidences. Yes, those are weird things to have happen, but they happen. Next, you’ll say Shaun spending more time actually ruling is a bad thing.’

‘Helios! This world is wrong. Stars have been going out for centuries. Mom just won’t admit it.’ She shakes her head. ‘I had Technis steal the travel logs from The Doctor’s TARDIS. Discord being put at the right place at the right time for this world to happen... There was no right place and right time. Discord wasn’t a fixed point.’

Oh! I get it now, a new voice says.

I think so too, another adds.

The young royals look. A display with Twilight and James Sparkle is beside them. Alba squeals when she sees Twilight.

Helios gawks. ‘Are you two..?’

Good afternoon. My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle.

I’m James. Technically, we’re your father.

‘OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH!OHMYGOSH! YOU ARE SO COOL!’ Alba fangirls.

I’m just a pony, you know, Twilight replies.

James winces. I guess the volume is genetic. You and Rei must get it from your mom.

‘What did you two just understand?’ Helios asks. ‘It was about us, wasn’t it?’

Alba helped with the final details, James replies. She’s as sharp as her sister. She’ll get it too.

‘So, what? Her idiotic theory is correct?’

Signs point to “yes”.

Helios moans loudly. ‘Great. Something else she is not going to shut up about.’

Alba smiles. ‘As good as it feels to be right, I don’t have all the pieces you do.’

It is something we have been wondering about for a long time, Twilight explains. We wanted to know when the exact split in the timelines began.

‘It was when Discord killed Celestia.’

It was our wedding, James corrects. That was the first point in your timeline when corrections began.

‘That makes even less sense,’ Helios complains. ‘If Alba’s theory is true, then these corrections were happening long before Twilight was born.’

Technically, yes, but mostly no. For those past corrections, you needed Discord. He didn’t happen until our wedding. Well, your dad’s wedding. The dates are the first big clue.

‘What?’

When is our anniversary, dear? Twilight asks.

[June eighteenth](http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fimfiction.net%2Fstory%2F12788%2F100%2Fthe-wandering-physicist-adventures%2Fgoodbye-mr-wanderer&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNH3l19iF7wY0NBHaTsG-QQKTLbsEg), whereas Discord’s birthday isn’t November fourteenth, but Ponyville Founder’s Day, the same Day as your Ponyville Memorial Day.

‘That’s a pretty big difference...’ Alba notes.

It was all revenge for [Bassen Rift](http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fimfiction.net%2Fstory%2F12788%2F9%2Fthe-wandering-physicist-adventures%2Frage-of-a-time-lord&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGHPbYMQI1WvbtJc7RD6xkMwufQuw), wasn’t it? Twilight says.

They failed to get [The Doctor, River and me at the conference](http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fimfiction.net%2Fstory%2F12788%2F35%2Fthe-wandering-physicist-adventures%2Ftwo-and-a-half-ponies&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGjDq3AGaKD2OUbdLAggMLQlvFPOQ). The Doctor weaseled his way out of the Pandorica. The wedding was supposed to be low-hanging fruit for them, but The Doctor put a stop to that. Hell, [The Master](http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fimfiction.net%2Fstory%2F72636%2Fthe-master-game&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGiWCz6eU49PXUqiAm2q4Oc7jK2XA) was able to use their sense of revenge to get them to help him out.

‘But Naiad was the one who called them. Why did they..?’

Don’t you ever notice how much Rei talks? Twilight counters. While the princesses were [getting all they could about your world from her](http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fimfiction.net%2Fstory%2F12788%2F10%2Fthe-wandering-physicist-adventures%2Fcrossroads&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGzFj6P8J5DWZ0pOuWxWtYcyCOHZw), James and I were asking more direct questions. Questions about us. Didn’t you ever wonder why the Daleks targeted only Ponyville? They were targeting us. They were going after James.

James nods. And they created Discord who caused the collapse that you are seeing now. Discord needed to be created, that is why your Doctor knew he must fail and had to take Discord back to our mutual past. That was the first correction. The second correction was James Sparkle.

‘Both you and dad have the same name.’ Alba facehoofs. ‘Why didn’t I see it earlier?’

You are also right about the counterpart theory,’ James adds.There was no Rei in our universe to make me happy. That is also why Alba had a hard time crossing last time. There is no you here, but your alicorn form kept you from crossing completely. You’re going to have to have that treated to get through immigration...`

‘Wait? What about Apple?’ Helios asks. ‘Is there an Apple Pie already?’

Technically... James hems. I mean, we saw him next to Applejack. Except for one *huge* physical difference, they were pretty much the same.

Twilight nods in agreement. Oh, yes. It was *very big*. Quite remarkable.

‘I do NOT want to hear that about my brother!’ Helios shouts.

What are you on about? James is confused.

Yeah. We’re talking about his cutie mark, Twilight answers. I mean, his apples are green.

‘Oh. Right.’

‘Were you thinking about his penis?’ Alba says.

‘I was not thinking about his... And why does my little sister know such language! I’m telling mom!’

The others laugh at the embarrassed prince.

‘What other corrections do you know about?’ Alba asks. ‘I’m just curious.’

Well, you mentioned Lucas and Mimi, Twilight replies. They’re married here.

We know a lot of our friends are in both worlds. When I had [a trip to our future](http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fimfiction.net%2Fstory%2F12788%2F93%2Fthe-wandering-physicist-adventures%2Ffor-the-ages&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGhNIVt4epWPp4SPuCB0wLN6hyJBA), Lyra’s son was head of intelligence.

‘About the only intelligence in that family...’ Twilight and Helios grumble.

Oh! You mentioned Stormy and Trixie, James points out. Excuse me. I mean, The Great and Powerful Countess Trixie Lunamoon of the Crystal Empire.

Twilight shudders at the mention of the title. And you also mentioned their daughter Razzly. That is another correction.

Alba pales. ‘Razzly?’

Oh, such a sweet young filly, James says. You’ll have to meet her when you’re in Ponyville catching up with Starlight. I am sure he will be excited to see you again.

‘R-r-right. Starlight.’ Alba turns to her brother. ‘Um, I think we quizzed them enough. You should get to the other link and coordinate with Princess Luna. We have to discuss the technical details of the crossing.’

Helios groans and rolls his eyes. ‘Right. If those stories of this Nightmare Moon pony are true, then I’d hate to get on this version of mom’s bad side too.’

The prince sighs and trots away. Alba turns to Twilight and James and smiles.

‘Before we start on the scheduled discussion, I wanted to bring up that our head librarian wants to try to transfer as our books, records and data to your stores.’

Twilight sparkles. A whole new world of books for me to read.

James groans. You’re talking to the pony who read every book in The Library. Twice. He sighs and shakes his head. We can start transferring any digital data you have right away.

‘Excellent!’ Alba cheers. She looks behind her. ‘Oh! Sunset Shimmer! Perfect timing. We were just talking about your proposal.’

Twilight snaps out of her daze. Sunset Shimmer?!

A light blue pegasus with a pink mane trots up. Sunset bows. ‘It is a pleasure to meet you. I hope we can preserve my library together.’

R-r-right, Twilight stammers. Nice to meet you too, Sunset Shimmer.

The four ponies begin discussing details of the file transfers and the crossing.

The four princesses and James meet to share their preparation news.

‘Thanks to Alba’s visit, her knowledge of our castle allows them to make pretty precise targeting with their crossing spells,’ Luna reports. ‘Prince Helios was very specific for potential crossing points for their final portal.’

‘What has he proposed?’ Celestia asks.

‘We agreed that the main ballroom would be the ideal spot. It is large enough to accommodate hundreds of ponies along with the portal and any stations we might need. Plus, it has easy access to the courtyard, exits and other facilities that might be needed.’

‘That sounds good. I hope it works out.’

‘Alba’s knowledge is helping us as well,’ Twilight adds. ‘Queen Luna and Alba are going to use their magic to transfer as many books they can from Sunset Shimmer’s library.’

Celestia gasps, ‘Sunset...’

Twilight shakes her head. ‘She is not the same pony. She is a pegasus, and their royal librarian.’

‘That is both relieving and disappointing...’

‘We’re sorry for monopolizing the other link, but Sunset has a lot of data to transfer,’ James says. ‘I hate using my title, but I did have to order the guards to get me more hard drives to store it all.’

‘It is going to be quite the task going through it all, but I am sure Sunset will be willing to help me,’ Twilight agrees.

‘Twilight and Sunset, librarians at large. Quite the combo,’ her husband jokes.

The others laugh.

Celestia calms herself. ‘As for Cadance and I, we have been making arrangements with cities across Equestria for housing for the new arrivals.’

‘It should be a few days until every city has made the arrangements needed for the new residents,’ Cadance points out.

‘That is fine,’ Luna concurs. ‘They require a few more days for the final set of refugees to arrive in Canterlot so they can begin the transfers.’

‘Not to mention, it gives Pinkie more time to get their welcome party ready,’ Twilight adds.

‘A party for an entire universe. Is her body ready?’ James quips.

Everypony laughs again.

‘I do have one concern,’ Cadance worries. ‘The prince and princess are crossing, are they not? What are we doing about their titles?’

‘You have nothing to worry about with Helios,’ Luna states. ‘He is quite willing to become a normal pony. He mentioned it often...’

‘And Alba is fine with it too,’ Twilight adds. ‘When she found out that I worked my way up to becoming a princess, she was very excited to give it her all to earn the title again.’

‘I guess I’m not the only one who worships my wife,’ James says.

Twilight laughs, and they kiss.

Celestia stands. ‘Now we wait until they are ready to begin crossing. I hope everything goes well.’

‘Do not worry, sister,’ Luna replies. ‘Everything is going to be fine.’

Helios and Alba finish telling their parents about the arrangements with the other universe.

‘It seems my counterpart has everything under control,’ Luna notes.

‘As does mine,’ James agrees. ‘Both of me...’

‘I know! Isn’t Twilight Sparkle amazing!’ Alba cheers.

‘Calm down, sis,’ Helios sighs.

‘Well, it seems everything is in order,’ Luna states. ‘You two should take some time off before your conversion. The rail and airways are going to be clogged with arrivals so you will need your extra magic for teleportation.’

‘Where do you think we would want to go?’ Helios asks.

Luna shakes her head. ‘We know there are some ponies you wish to see before you can see them no more.’

‘Just don’t take too long,’ James adds. ‘You don’t want to miss Pinkie and Rainbow’s going-away party they are throwing for everypony.’

Alba looks away. ‘She’s coming too still, right?’

‘Rainbow is very excited to be seeing the other universe. She’ll be there.’

‘But Ra...’

‘Go see her. It will put your mind at ease.’

Alba nods. ‘Right. I’ll be back as soon as I can.’

The princess teleports away. Helios starts charging a spell.

‘Helios,’ James interrupts. ‘Give your brother a hug for me, okay?’

‘Yes, sir.’

Helios teleports away. James sits back on his throne and wipes his tears.

Luna nuzzles his cheek. ‘Do not worry, my husband. Everything is going to be fine.’

Author's Note

These are the last chapters of Rebirth of Harmony. Hope you enjoyed the ride.

RoH Timeline: The universe is near collapse due to Discord ripping causality a new one about 27-28 years ago (though the consequences have been felt for centuries beforehand). Alba uses the inter-dimensional travel spell she found with Starlight to prepare an evacuation.

SCS Timeline: Equestria and the world prepare for taking in refugees from the dying universe.

Story Note: If you think I had fun writing SCS James vs RoH James, you haven't seen anything yet.