Bob and George- a MLPFIM crossover fic

by KaijinZero

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Original Character
Length: 9551

the BnG crew goes to equestria after drunk science for misadventures!

After aruging with the writer of this fic while trying to set the story, the cast of Bob and George get thrown into Equestria.

What happens to them!?
What will they do!?
Will they make it home!?
Is the Writer going to shamelessly insert himself!?

The answers are I dont know, they same thing they did for seven years but with ponies following the adventures of season 3 instead of the games, probably not, and oh most maliciously .

-This story happens during season 3, shortly after the return of the crystal kingdom. everything belongs to thier respective owners.-

Published 2013-04-20 16:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-02 01:32:01 UTC

Twilight says the F-word

After getting the things they would need for a 'Rescue' (Make sure that the heroes stay gone for good) plan, Bob, Wily, and Bass (who didn’t know that they were going to trap the good guys in the other universe) went with Nate to the light camp, meeting Ran and Mike on the way.

"Ok Nate, show us where the machine is." Bob told the yellow robot, who pointed at the fairly large machine sitting in the middle of the room.

"I find it hard to believe you’re going to help the guys." Mike said.

"I find it hard you made it into this fic." Wily said under his breath.

"I find it hard to believe I haven’t died in six yea-" at that very moment, a bird decided to poop at the very spot Ran was standing. "...we never speak of this. Ever."

"Well anyway, I find it gets boring without a challenge to my evil." bob said.

"It is?" Wily asked.

"And besides, what if Capcom calls us agai-"

Yeah they just cancelled an announcement about a game. You think they’re gonna call you guys anytime soon?

"...what the fu-"

"-ck my life..." The sighed in the pony dimension. "So let me get this straight...you guys are video game characters..." she pointed at Mega, Proto, Roll and Dr.Light.

"We are?" Mega asked.

"Shut up Rock. Adults are talking."

"And you two are comic characters from a daily online web strip from 6 years ago..."she pointed to George and Chadling.

"And famous ones at that."

"...that’s it. I finally cracked. It took me two years, but I finally went crazy with the rest of you."

"What about tha Smarty Pants incident?" the orange one asked.

"Whatever, just...just let me think for a moment."

Chuckling, the orange pony turned to our heroes. "Don’t mind her, Twilight's a 'if it doesn’t make sense, it shouldn’t exist' kind of pony. Ah'm Applejack by the way."

"Whoa whoa whoa back up! Your name is Applejack?" Mega asked.

"Uh...yeah. Has been for 19 years."

"...do you taste like cerea-" a slap from Protoman shut him up. "Don’t mind Megaman. He’s an idiot. No really. He was built to be an idiot."

"He never seemed like an idiot in the games." The rainbow maned one said, earning a few looks. "What? I used to like those games."

"Maybe we should all introduce ourselves." Roll said, getting tired of wondering what the ponies’ names were.

"Well, tha rainbow maned one there is Rainbow Dash.

"Sup"

"The prissy white one is Rarity, and the pink one next to her is Pinkie Pie.

"Hiya! I used to read your comic every day, but then it stopped so I decided to keep it alive for the fans and by the way is Dave with you guys?"

"Pinkie, you're frightening the purple one."

"His names C1-14D-L1N6." Pinkie told Rarity.
"I prefer Chadling."
"Right, anyway, that Pegasus hidin behind her mane is Fluttershy."
"Let me guess." Protoman deadpanned. "She's really shy."
"Deathly so, and the baby dragon is Spike."
"...really. Of all the names you could have...you get Spike?" Roll said, thoroughly unimpressed.
"Your name is a pun." Spike shot back.
"So is yours."
"Argue later, and tha purple Unicorn tryin to keep herself calm is Twilight Sparkle."

"OOOOH...that must be awkward when someone talking about the blood fairy book." Dr. Light said, genuinely sorry for the unicorn.

"They aren’t fairies! They’re Vampires" Rarity defended.

"Lady...Vampires don’t sparkle in the sunlight. Well, maybe a little, but then it’s usually followed by bursting into flames. So they're blood fairies."

Scoffing, she turned to roll. "So Roll...what’s with...your ensemble?"

"...you mean my armor? Well, we were supposed to be going to the real world to...persuade a few Capcom execs to finish a game."

"...um... I don’t think that’s very nice of you. I mean, you seemed so nice in the games..."

"I never really spoke."

"But in-"

Better cut you off there flutters, they only went up to shortly after MM7 in their world.

"...I know you all heard that." Twilight said in a strained voice, a few strands of hair poking up.

Sure did. Hi. Writer here. Just here to clear up a few things. And maybe change a few things as well.

"Oh *** no." Twilight said, the gasped at what she just said. "What the Fuck!? Why am I so at ease with Cursing all of a sudde-" she then got a bar of soap shoved up her mouth by Pinkie.

"Bad Twilight bad! We can’t be pottymouths, Little Girls are-"

Pinkie, it’s just a few bronies. No little kids here.

"Oh thank Celestia" She said, before grabbing a pack of cigarettes from nowhere, shocking the others. "What, you guys think I stay this cheery all the time?" she said to the audience (wave by the way, they totally notice everything you guys say and do...)

"Um...but what if..."

"Fluttershy, dear..."

"Oh yes Rarity?"

"Drop the act; if it’s just them then we can be ourselves."

"...it’s not an act."

Rarity it’s really not an act. Well, before shit gets outta hand, imma go check the others

George did a double take "Wait wha-"

So...made any progress with that machine Wily?

"...Writer...you realize you cut Bob off right?

Yeah so?

"You do know he's fuming right?

Eh, Ran's here, so he should be burning off his hate on-

"WRITER ILL KILL YOU!"

Nutbunnies. AND THEN BOB CALMED THE **** DOWN.

"...I hate fan fiction now." Bob, now completely calm, said.

Good for you, I’m just here to speed things up a bit so you guys can go join everyone else.

"Are you sure you should be tampering with your story so much Writer?" ran asked.

...yes. And then Ran got hit with lightning.

"...you’re a dick."

I know. And then Ran got hit by lightning again.

Meanwhile in the ponyverse....

"Soo...the persona you guys show on the screen are fake?"

"Well, fer most of us it is." Aj said. "Ah'm like this most of the time, as is Fluttershy and Spike, who are dating by the way. Rainbow and Rarity are flaming lesbians and Ah you'd be surprised who the pants are..."

"It’s not me..." Rainbow said quietly.

"And we aren’t against watching either..."

"WHOO HOO!" the trio of Idiocy and Dr. Light cheered, happy that there was a source of endless porn close to them now.

"And Twilight and Pinkie are actually pretty foul mouthed, ones the potty variety..."

"**** you, you know we aren’t like this, why are you playing al-." AND THEN TWILIGHT BECAME A MUTE WHO RARELY SPOKE BUT WHEN SHE DID IT USUALLY HAD AT LEAST ONE EXPLETIVE IN IT.

"The others a smoker."

"Eh...whatever. It’s not as bad as you think it is."

"Wait, but what about the thing for the story, you know, following Season 3 and all..." Spike called to everyone (and ponies) attention.

"Then we just do it but don’t go in character." Aj reasoned.

"Well, I’m just worried that Bob will..." George began to say before he looked outside." OH GOD THE BACKGROUND IS CHANGING TO RED! HE'S HERE! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! AHHHHHHH!!!"

After a few moments, Pinkie put out her cigarette. "I just realized that joke only got used once. And we don’t even have a background; it’s just a sunset..."

Back in Acapulco, the rest of the BnG cast was ready to go. Almost.

"You’re absolutely certain that if I die, I won’t be dead for good?" Ran asked.

If I did that...what do you think the audience would do to me?

"He has a good point Ran." Mike said.

Mike on the other hand....

"Oh come on! There’s at least one fan out there...right...guys..."

...no one’s answering Mike. I could do it right now and no one would care.

"Writer, I’m sure you can do so at anytime, but for now, how about getting us to the plot point?"

...every party needs a pooper that’s why we invited you...party pooper...party pooper...

"Writer..." Bob in an exasperated tone"...hurry up."

Hang on a moment, Bass isn’t-

"Done"

Oka, hit it Wily!

Wily then pressed a large red button on the console of the machine, causing it to spark to life. The middle of it began to coalesce energy, forming a wormhole to the dimension that they were sure the others went to.

"I swear to god, if this takes us back in time, someone’s dying." Bob said, echoed by everyone else.

Hey, I’m a dick, but I’m not that much of a dick. Just go on through. I'll see ya on the other side.

And so, the group left Acapulco for the last time...if only they knew that it would begin the weirdest part of their lives yet.

Too many Mega's PT1

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. The sun was shining, nothing was trying to destroy the town, and its newest residents had adjusted well.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO GET JOBS!?"

Save for the fact that Dr.Light was making them get jobs.

"You see how every pony has something they do right?"

"I thought they were just there to keep the town from looking empty?" Mega asked from within his tub of ice cream.

"It doesn’t matter. Twilight suggested I get you all to go get jobs, and Applejack has said she's willing to hire you."

"Great, we go from super fighting robots and human to farmhands. Can this day get any better?"

Then suddenly, a melodious tune filtered through the air.

My little pony, my little pony....

"What the-"

Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh

My little pony, I used to wonder what friendship could be-

"What the hell is going on?!" Roll cried

"George, I’m scared..." Chadling whimpered.

My little pony, until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure, Tons of fun,

A beautiful heart, faithful and strong,

Sharing kindness, it an easy feat, and magic makes it all complete you have my little pony

Did you know you’re all my very best friends...

After the song faded out, everyone came from their hiding spots.

As they did, Twilight came through the door.

"What was that Twilight?!" George asked the purple unicorn.

"A theme song f***tard. What you guys don’t have to sing one?"

"Er...no. we're video game characters. We don’t have to sing ours."Protoman told her.

"Wasn’t that word bleeped out when it was first written?"

"...those...ARRG. Look, just roll with today. Head over to sweet apple acres and help Aj." she said, before grabbing a book from her room. "I've got magic to study."

"The hell you do!" Light told his new assistant. "You're going to help me and roll clean the boy's rooms."

Twilight simply smirked before teleporting out to her usual outside study place.

"....roll, clean the boys rooms."

"Nutbunnies."

"Ok. Does anyone know how we get to Aj's farm?" Protoman asked his group.

"Not a clue."

"Great. We have to work at a place we can’t even find."

"I’ll take you there." Pinkie said, trotting up to them. "I have to help fix the barn anyway. So you guys are helping?"

"Yeah, thank Twilight for that." George fumed.

"I was just going to hang out with Rainbow Dash today." Protoman said, causing Pinkie to freeze up.

"Aw crap. I forgot about that, and I have to be at a 'tea party' with Fluttershy."

"What’s with the quotes around 'tea party’?" Chadling asked.

It’s not tea, that’s for certain.

"Yeah, Aj may have left out one detail about Fluttershy."

"You mean the Writer didn’t think of a quirk for her until now?"

Meh, same thing.

"Riiight. Anyway, we should probably go. We'll tell Applejack you had other engagements."

"Oh, but I really want to help Aj. But I can’t be there and with Fluttershy at the same-"

"Would you stop worrying and just do something!?" Protoman told the pink mare.

"Wait, you never rush in without a plan Proto! What’s up?"

"Well, plans are my shtick. She should stick to her own."

"...You haven’t seen Twilight when she wakes up I take it?" Pinkie asked.

"No, I usually get up and get out at about 12."

"Ok...that’s a bit late in the-"

"I meant in the morning."

"Weren’t we talking about Fluttershy's quirk?" Mega asked.

Uhhh...YOU READ NOTHING ABOUT A QUIRK.

"...did you just try a Jedi mind trick on the readers?"

....YOU DID NOT READ THAT LAST SENTENCE, THE CHAPTER IS OVER.

"You haven’t even made it close to 1000 words yet!"

Oh....carry on.

"Ok... anyway, what are you...Pinkie?"

"Hey, where’d Mega go?" Chadling asked

Looking around, Protoman noticed a note taped to a pole with his name on it.

"What does it say?" George asked.

"It says, scene was taking too long, went to ask Twilight for advice. Love Pinkie. p.s. - took Megaman with me. p.p.s. - he said he wanted to try our ice cream if anyone asked why. "he read.

"...why does it feel like something bad is going to happen today?"

"Let's not test fate...or the Writer." Protoman warned. "Let's just go to...WRITER YOU *******!"

Hey, you guys like the bleep machine I just-

"Just teleport us to applejacks barn so we can get this day over with!"

Alright...geez. I doubt Dave had to go through this stuff.

Sometime later, and one barn raising/ editing of all curse words to bleeps later, the gang was finally done working with Applejack.

"Glad y'all could help at least. Ah'm surprised you all are so strong.

"Well, we don’t have limitations on working. Except George." Protoman said proudly.

"For the love of god I just wanted to eat ice cream today..."

"Welp, ah guess y’all will be wantin' your-"

"ROBOT MASTERS!"

"...Mega man what are you-" Protoman barely had time to dodge as a buster shot came dangerously close to his head. "What the... oh **** me."

"On the horizon were at least 40 Megaman's. each one was shouting random things relating to idiocy or destroying robot masters.

"Get back! Writer, explain what the hell happened!"

Do I have to?

"YES!" everyone on screen yelled.

Ugh, fine. Ya see what had happened was...

Too many Mega's PT2

As Protoman argued with the Writer, Pinkie decided to go join Fluttershy at her 'tea party'. Looking to get out of working, Mega followed the pink mare.

"I still can’t believe they didn’t notice us sneaking away." Pinkie said, lighting a cigarette.

"I can’t believe the Writer let me do this." Mega said

I can’t believe you walked out on me.

"Wait, aren’t you still-"

Pinkie...I’m an omnipotent silver zero recolor that’s writing this while involving myself heavily in this flashback. Do you really need to ask?

"We're in a flashback?" Mega asked.

"Huh. So you don’t do the little wavy thing or line break?" Pinkie asked.

It’s a new chapter. Why would I do that? Oh, and you forgot that you had to hang with dash today.

"AH! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!? I can’t just let two of my friends down!" Pinkie panicked.

"Why don’t you ask twilight about something magical that will-?"

"Oh right, the plot device pony. Why didn’t I think of that?"

"Because you didn’t?"

Mega that was a rhetorical question.

"I know, I was answering her."

...just go to the mirror pool Pinkie, I’m getting a headache, and I’m supposed to be getting a bleep machine soon so just go there to move the plot along

"...I think you’re deflecting us from Fluttershy's 'tea party'." Mega said.

And then Pinkie made her clones for the story, and well, you see all the Mega's running around so you can guess what happened there.

"He copied exactly what she did and made dozens of clones of himself." Protoman deadpanned. "Ugh, great. What about all those Pinkie clones?"

Well...

In a building in the middle of Ponyville, dozens of Pinkie pies were sitting, trying not to run for the pack of cigarettes in the middle of the room.

"Don’t you think this is a little extreme?" Fluttershy asked Rarity.

"Of course, but all that smoke would be horrible for us, no mare will want me if I look like a haggard old mare."

"You can’t be serious! There’s dozens of Pinkie Pies here! You know she'll do almost anything for a Cig! Imagine all the-"

"Up the shut **** please!" Twilight said, blasting a Pinkie that headed for the pack.

"Still, I feel kinda bad we left Aj out of this." Spike said.

"Aw she's a stick in the mud anyway." Rarity said, shielding herself as one Pinkie was blown up spectacularly trying to bribe twilight.

"So while that’s going on, what are we gonna do about all these Mega's?" Applejack asked.

"Well, we could go get Twilight so she can fix this me-WHOA!" Protoman barely dodged a charge shot aimed at him. Unfortunately, the barn was not so lucky.

"Writer, how does the mirror pool work?" George asked as the group of Mega's began shooting at the group.

Well, it makes a copy, but said copies pretty much work on the basest of desires.

"So what does that mean? Mega wants to shoot stuff all the time?" Aj asked, ducking under a shot.

"As Robots, we work under certain programming parameters. For Megaman, his primary function is to fight robot masters." Protoman explained, quickly seeing the problem.

"Ok, ah don’t see-"

"Technically speaking, I’m a robot master, and Chadling looks like one."

"OK, but you’re a lot smarter than him."

"That’s the problem. When he's acting on his primary function, he gets smarter."

"Oh. Well what are supposed to do!?"

"Simple. Chad, give me more cover in your devil form."

"What was that about a dev-" Chadling melted on the floor, then reformed into a giant purple blob monster about as large as the barn was."-il...huh. That’s handy."

"I know right?" Chadling said, stretching his arm to smash a few of the Mega-Clones, who began shooting faster...

"Ok, this won’t last long. While Chad and I lay down cover, you and George try to get to where the others are." Protoman said, charging his buster.

"And what if we meet some more of those Mega-clone thingies?" George asked.

"You tell me. You're the super hero."

"Oh yea, lightning powers."

"Lightnin' what now?"

"You'll see if we run into some clo-"

"Alright Robot Master and orange pony thingy! We have you surrounded!" a Clone said.

"You and what-"

George, there’s like a hundred here alone. That line is pretty useless.

"WHO SAID THAT!?" the clone said, looking around wildly.

"..Um the Writer. The guy who-"

"Talk later AJ! We gotta go!" George said, shocking the clone away. "BLITZ AND APPLEJACK TO THE RESCUE!"

"Ah'm not even doing anything!"

Meanwhile at the city hall building, the ponies were down to two Pinkie clones.

"...getting really bored here." Dash said after a few moments.

"I know what ya mean." Spike said, sitting upside down against the wall. "I wish something would happen soon."

"I know, but this is just some random fanfic, what happens in-"

CRASH!

"Hello?"

"Is there any ice cream in here?" A mega clone followed by three more asked.

"...WRITER!"

Hey don’t look at me, look at Pinkie. Oh and by the way, they got the smokes.

"What do you mean, we've be-WRITER YOU SON OF A *****, WE ALMOST HAD IT!" Twilight yelled as she saw them both light up.

"Oh well, you'll find a way to fix this. So what’s up Mega clones?" one Pinkie asked.

"We want ice cream, and Dr.Light won’t let us in the lab, so we decided to see if we could find some here.”

"Ok...twilight, you got any idea how to get all the mega clones here, becasue I dont think this is all of them." Dash asked.

"..."

Twilight, darling is something wrong?" Rarity asked.

"..."

"Um, Twi-"

"LET ME THINK!"

"What’s wrong with her?" the mega in the back asked.

"We were trying to fix this little clone issue, but since you also made clones of yourself, we have to figure something out to put your clones back." Spike explained.

"Awww, but its fun to have a bunch of guys like me. I am the original right?"

"And that’s why it’s going to be tough to solve this." Spike groaned.

I have an idea. Ice cream sucks.

"BLASPHEMY!" the Mega in the middle said.

There he is, and I was kidding Mega, Ice cream is the food of the gods.

"Oh, ok then." he said, walking towards the ponies.

"OK, that issue is solved, now what about the clones...and the wall?" Dash asked.

"Just leave it to-"

At that moment, Roll happened to come by. "Hey Mega, Dr.Light told me that if you leave the clones here, you can come in the-"

"ROBOT MASTER!"

"TIME TO KICK TAIL AND EAT ICE CREAM!"

"Alright, what's your power and why are you helping Wily?"

"...Megaman's, you have one second to put your arms down before I put them down you throats."

Too many Mega's pt3

One messy beat down later, the three Mega Clones were out for the count, and everyone there had new respect/fear for the cleaning robot, who should have never been able to beat three Megaman's, even on a bad day.

"OK who's next!" The irate maid sai- "Now you’re just pushing it Writer!"

Ugh, you guys never let me have any fun narrating...

"Well Roll, let me just say that was fantastic, and if you were a mare, I would totally give you some." Rarity swooned.

"Uhh, thanks. I think."

"Well, now that they’re knocked out, you better send them back Twilight." Spike said to the purple mare, which nodded and used her spell to send the three Mega's back to the pool. "And now we just have to figure out which Pinkie is the real Pinkie."

"Easier said than done Spike." Rainbow groaned. "We don’t know how to tell em apart, and since those Mega's broke in, the plot of this episode just went down the gutter."

"We could always keep her." Mega said.

"But how will we tell them apart?" Fluttershy asked. Everyone on the set, including the two Pinkies looked up at the Writer's space.

....what? I don’t know which one is the real one either.

"Yes you do you lying bastard!" Twilight accused.

OK maybe I do, I'm not just gonna abuse my powers just because you ask guys.

"Pretty please?" Fluttershy asked in the most moe way.

UNH...fine. AND THEN TWILIGHT REMEMBERED A SPELL THAT MADE CLONES LOOK DIFFERENT FROM THE REAL DEAL.

"Huh, what do ya know? I do know a spell like that." Twilight said, casting it. "Guess you’re useful after all."

Don’t get cute; I used to kill stuff that looked cute on a daily basis.

"Wait a moment darling, so you’re telling us that we basically just killed dozens of what were essentially babies with no remorse whatsoever?" Rarity asked.

Mmmm...that’s the general consensus, yes.

"...WHAT!?"

"DUDE! THAT’S SO UNCOOL!"

"I know that this show has some slightly older audiences, but THIS **** IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS!"

"I really don’t see an issue here, it still looks like you turned them into magic and sent them back to the pool, and they won’t really know the repercussions of this stuff." Roll pointed out.

"Oh. Right. Well, now we have a new friend. What do we call her?"

The former Pinkie clone was now an off white Pegasus with bright yellow hair, and her cutie mark had become purple and yellow instead of baby blue and yellow.

"Hmmm, I like Surprise." the clone said.

"Well that settles it. We don’t die of asphyxiation and I get a new flying ****buddy!" Rainbow said happily.

Aren’t we forgetting something?

Pinkie looked up. "What are we-"

"ROBOT MASTER AND LACKEYS! COME OUT AND WE"LL SHOOT!"

"Oh... and don’t they mean or we'll shoot?"

"I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"

"I just realized we shout a lot." Mega noted.

"You think they'll come out 456?" a Mega clone asked the one standing next to him.

"I dunno, I was just here for ice cream, and then 321 found out a robot master was holding out here." the clones were preparing to charge in to take out the robot master that was holed up in the building. Not only that, but it seemed that it was a woman, a welcome change from the norm.

"Alright Mega's! Time is ice cream! ATTACK!" a Mega at the head of the crowd called.

"Wait!" a voice with a western accent called. Turning around, they saw an orange pony running towards them. "Mah friend needs ta talk to ya!"

"Oh, who is it?"

"Wham."

"Applejack, who's-"

WHAM.

"That’s Wham." Applejack

"Wham's not a nice person is he?" a clone asked groggily.

"If ya think Wham's mean, y’all should meet Krakoom."

"Who's Kra-?

KRAKOOM

As the Mega Clone was asking the question, a large bolt of lightning hit several Mega Clones a few feet away from them.

"Oh. I think Wham's nicer."

WHAM

"Wham appreciates the compliment, c’mon George!"

"Coming AJ!"

Back at the farm, Chadling and Protoman were running towards Dr. Light’s lab.

"Protoman, I don’t think we can keep this up for long out here..."

"I know, but we'll be at the lab soon." he said, shooting two Mega's down from a tree. "Of all the times he had to get smart, it has to be when he’s fighting..."

"I know right?" a clone said from behind them.

"...hey there's a female robot master over there!"

"THANK INAFUNE A GIRL!"

"Yoink!"

"...I probably should have seen that coming."

You really should have.

"Not helping random voice in my head!"

Back in town, Applejack and George had made it into the City Hall building.

"So how are we going to get out of this mess guys?" Pinkie asked George and Roll.

"I honestly have no clue; my first plan was to get to you guys."

"We could just shoot our way through with Twilights spell thingy." Roll suggested.

"And from there, we could get to the lab and end this once and for all!" Mega declared.

"Wait...why would you say that?" Spike asked the blue bomber.

"...there may be a few clones of mine still at the pool."

"...what." Twilight asked.

"Let me get this straight. There are still clones making more clones?"

"I was one of the last Pinkie clones, and there were like a dozen Mega's at the pool still." Surprise said cheerily.

"... I hate you. I hate you all from the bottom of my heart."

Eventually, after a rather lengthy chase scene where they met back up with Chadling and Protoman (Rainbow seemed to be drooling when she looked at the purple devil for some reason, I'm not gonna go there), the group made it back to Light labs, and were currently holed up on the roof.

"So, here we are...holed up on the roof while an army of robots try to kill us. Again." Protoman sighed. "Do any of you explode upon being thrown?"

"No, that’s retarded." Twilight deadpanned.

"Well I'm out of ideas."

"Now what? I just got a name...I don’t want to die so soon." Surprise whimpered.

"...I have an idea!" Megaman cheered.

"No, distracting them with ice cream won’t work."

"NO! I’m saying that we should upgrade one of the ponies to a cyborg fighting pony!"

"That would be great...if we were in a lab."

Hey! You guys used up your help points, you’re on your own.

"Do it for-"

NO!

"Nutbunnies."

"Well, we aren’t beating these things without some Deus ex Machina, so get to it writer!"

...I am a machine...and pretty much your god. Do you think I’m just gonna give it to you all just like that?

Twilight couldn’t take it anymore. "YES YOU (very very long line of curses and insults that I don’t feel like typing, I'm lazy, sue me.)AND FURTHER MORE-"

"Twilight," a melodic voice said calmly.

"NOT NOW CELESTIA, IM BERAoh ****."

Ha ha! That’s what you get for cursing me out.

Too many Mega's-Wrapping up

One 'Fix everything spell' (and paddling for a certain foul mouthed unicorn and mouth washing for a certain foul mouthed unicorn), the clones were taken care of and everything was peaceful again.

"So is there a reason why nopony told me about our guests and why they are here?"

Well...almost.

"We really wanted to princess, but the writer told us it may be a bad idea."

"Yeah, something about him wanting you to find out on your own." Protoman nodded.

"And who is this Writer?" Celestia asked, raising an eyebrow in amusement.

"He's this guy who lives in another dimension writing about what’s going on here and changing things on the fly if he needs to or we ask nicely." Surprise giggled. "You don’t hear him narrating?"

"No, I do not. You make it seem as if he is some kind of mad god or something."

Hey! I'm no Oryk!

"See! He just said something!" Rainbow said.

"Um...my subjects and otherworldly visitors, I don’t hear anything."

"YOU HAVE TO BE ****ING KIDDING ME! HE JUST SAID 'HEY, I'M NO ORYK' AFTER YOU CALLED THAT F*****T WHAT HE WAS! WRITER, POOF YOUSELF IN THIS IN-mpfhargle" twilight yelled, only to get a bar of soap shoved up her mouth by the princess.

"Twilight...what have I told you about cursing?"

"Ptooie! Never speak if I spend every other word cursing..."

"Good, now go to your room."

Twilight grumbled something about being a big mare and not needing to be grounded for using bad words as she sullenly marched to her room, ignoring the calls of oohs, and you’re in troubles from the less mature members of the cast.

"So, you can’t hear the writer, your highness?" Dr.Light, luckily sobered up, asked.

"Honestly, no.'

"What are you drinking and where can I buy it?"

"Er, what he’s trying to say, your majesty, is that we were afraid of what would happen to us if you found out." Protoman lied,

"No we-"

"Shut up!"

"Well, I can see that you all are fairly responsible," Celestia began.

"So who wants to do something stupid?" Mega asked the less intelligent members of the cast.

"I’m game."

"Same here!"

"Yay! My first stupidity moment!"

"Well as long as I get a cig, I’m in."

"...most of you are fairly responsible," she corrected as Mega, George, Chadling, Surprise and Pinkie walked off to do something stupid. "In any case, I see no issue with you all staying here. Is there anything else I should know before I head back to Canterlot?"

"Um yeah, we may have a few more people coming, but I’m pretty sure two of them may try taking over the world, but we got it." Roll said.

"Strangely foreboding, I’ll be sure to have guards on standby just in case." as she was about to leave, she turned back. "Oh, and Twilight is to stay in her room until she writes 'I will not use foul language because it’s beneath me' 1000 times, can you tell her that for me Doctor?"

"Sure. Can you add she is to be a lab helper, I’m sure that will add some character as well."

"Very well then. farewell." with that, the princess teleported back to Canterlot, leaving our heroes glad she took it so well.

That was weird...why couldn’t she hear me?

"I have no clue Writer, but for now, I have a purple unicorn to boss around." Light grinned.

"And I have a party to make..."Pinkie nodded as she walked back into the room.”By the way, how’s the other one doing?"

Don’t ask Pinkie.

"Well...I guess that’s everything then, crisis solved." Protoman said.

"And I learned that-"

Yeaaaah not doing the whole letter to Celestia thing...

"Why would you guys write a letter to the princess?" Roll asked.

Dash shrugged. "It's because the potty mouth had to learn about-"

CUE CREDITS!

For a while the cast was silent.

"Why is Spikes VA a woman?" Mega asked.

"And Why does Hasbro have an animation studio?"

Thanksgiving surprise

It's chilly day in Ponyville As we join our...Heroes for a thanksgiving dinner party held in the lab.

And George was bothering Twilight with the details of how this thanks giving would be different from the rest.

"So let me get this straight. There's no turkey?"

"No George."

"No Ham?"

"Nope."

"...Anything related to meat?"

"George, we're herbivores. Granted we could eat meat if we wanted, it’s just not done." Twilight explained to the blonde.

"But...we always had at least a few things Turkey related at thanksgiving...why not get one for us?"

"Because it’s expensive."

"So why not ask for any turkeys Fluttershy has?"

"YOU JUST TRY IT! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!"

"Okay...then could you at least buy one for us? You're the Princesses student, so that has to come with some money perks."

Rolling her eyes, Twilight went back to reading her book.

"It’s not all bad. At least you humans pretty much get to eat dessert the entire time."

"Yeah, yeah, it’s all fun and games until you get cavities."

"You know you don’t have to eat anything..."

Sticking his tongue out at the purple mare, George walked out of the room to go walk a bit in the town.

"George! Dinner will be ready in 40 minutes!" Mega man called out to his friend.

"Could you get some frosting from Sugarcube Corner?" Pinkie asked before he rounded the corner. "There’s going to be more guests!"

"Really? I mean, Aside from the Writer, who else is coming?" George asked.

"I don’t know. I just got flippy ears so I knew that there were going to be more Guests. That or I need a new pack..."

"..Not the weirdest thing I’ve heard while we've been here, but I guess I'll take your word for it." George said as he walked off.

MEANWHILE, IN THE CRUSADER CAVE

The Cutie Mark Crusaders were busy working on plans to get cutie marks in working with Robots.

That translates to 'They're going to try and take the robots at lights lab apart'.

"So, you guys know the plan?" Scootaloo asked in a conspiratorial whisper.

"Yeah, we trick Mr. Mega Man into letting us fix his Stupidity for ice cream, we fix said stupidity, and we get Cutie Marks."

"Yeah, Sweetie agreed.”...What’s the plan again?"

The other two crusaders facehooved. "Dammit Sweetie, this is the 20th time we've had to explain it to you!" Applebloom sighed.

"I think we need to use the puppets again."

"Ooh! I love the puppets!" Sweetie cheerfully stated.

"See, this is why Applejack told us not ta trust the Writer..."

"Hey, you guys knew what I did, its Sweeties fault for believing that I could just give her a cutie mark."

"Cant you?"

"...maybe."

As the other two Crusaders argued with the Writer, Sweetie decided to look out the window. Across the field, she noticed that a bright light was coming from the Everfree forest.

"He guys, what’s that bright light coming from the Everfree?"

"Oh, that must be them. Why don’t you guys go get them and meet us back at the party?"

"Well, if the Writer says it’s okay, then okay! Let’s go guys, CUTIE MARK CRUSADER BRIGHT LIGHT INVESTIGATOR!" sweetie cheered as she ran towards the forest.

"...Ah hate you Writer." Applebloom glared.

"Yeah I know, I’m a dick, you guys actually want marks or what?"

Later at the Thanksgiving party

"And that’s how Equestria was made." twilight concluded her 'small' history lesson. "So any questions?"

Everyone jolted awake.

"I wasn’t sleeping, I just blinked!" Roll shouted.

"Um...that was an interesting story twilight." Light complimented. I liked the part with the...erm, blizzard?"

"You went to sleep didn’t you all?"

"...Yes."

Twilight banged her head on the table repeatedly. "She'll stop in a few minutes, but until then, who’s hungry?" Spike asked.

"Not yet Spike, the Crusaders aren’t here yet." Fluttershy said.

"Ugh, where are they?" Mega Man groaned. "I'm wasting valuable Ice cream eating time here..."

"We're here!"

"And we bought a surprise!"

"But we didn’t get marks for it..."

"Sup losers." Bob said.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Ah family. This totally makes up for not updating in over a month." he said from near the table as the missing BnG cast members finally came in.

Bab Seed-pt 1

We join our...I don’t think heroes is quite the right word, is it?

"Oh for Helix's sake, not you all again..." Applejack muttered. "As if sitting here waiting for the damn train with three excitable fillies and a flaming psychopath isn’t bad enough."

"You know, if the Writer hadn’t muzzled my powers for trying to kill him, you'd be dead..."

The mare and villain was busy waiting with the Cutie mark Crusaders for a train coming from Manehatten...well, you read the title, you know who's on the way.

"No, I don't Writer." Bob growled. "Why am I here again?"

Because I don’t do enough with you and I needed one of the BnG cast members here for this.

"Why not use Ran?" Applebloom asked as she looked down the track for the Manehatten train.

Because who wouldn’t use Ran for this? It’s predictable. As Applebloom prepared her comeback, the train finally came in.

"God...I feel my Masculinity fading every second I'm in the hell hole...and I know hell holes well." Bob groaned as the unbelievably girly train pulled in.

By the way, AJ, what do you think the Crystal Empires train looks like?

"Uh...I rightly have no idea, probably all lovey dovey or something" the Cowgirl- "Do I look like a Cow to you?" THE COWGIRL SHRUGGED.

"Found her! Over here Babs!" Applebloom called to an orange earth pony filly with a short pinkish red mane and tail.

The young pony slowly walked up to the group. "h-Hey, what’s up Cuz’s?"

"Oh god I can feel the Brooklyn rage jokes coming..."

"Quiet you!" Applejack shushed the grey inferno.

"Nice nickname."

Thanks, I've been taking classes.

"Anyway," Applebloom butted in, “can’t wait to show ya something, come on!" with that, the crusader began dragging a thoroughly confused Babs with her.

"Hey! Who’s gonna help me carry her bags!?"

Bob is.

"WHAT!?'

In the lab, Protoman and Twilight were busy doing work. And by work, I mean killing Ran.

"STOP KILLING ME YOU CAPITALIST PIGS!"

"Technically, the way Celestia rules this place would make Twi a Commie." Protoman corrected the commiebot as Twilight dropped a feather on him.

"Whatever! Stop killing me!" Ran yelled as soon as he came back.

"Ran, we thought you would perma die if you died here, we're just making up for lost time." After the rest of the cast came back, everyone tried to keep Ran from dying, as the regenerator system that sent in new Ran's was in a different universe. Luckily, an incident involving copious amounts of noodles and muffins fixed that issue, as Ran came back like normal.

As they continued with their fun, Scootaloo ran in...Wait why is Scootaloo here?

"Hey Dad, where's my cape? I need it for crusading business."

Wait...DAD?

"You left it in the hall. Roll put it on the table." Ran informed her before getting tapped...wait, why would Scootaloo have her cape here?

"Found it! Thanks Ran!"

...No, seriously, what the hell is going on? Someone had better answer or I'm throwing hammers!

"Alright, stay safe Scoots." Proto said as he...what.

*Poof*

"Ok, what the hell happened to make Scootaloo call Protoman dad? Because I did NOT plan that!" The Writers Avatar asked.

Ran frowned "You don’t remember? It was on your birthday...You had a few drinks..."

"Not ringing any bells..."

"You shouted 'DRUNK WRITING' and through an amazingly badly written saga had Bob of all folks kill off Scoots parents after making them incredibly abusive to the poor filly..." Twilight spoke up.

"By the way, I still hate you." Scootaloo directed at me.

"Anyway, I felt kinda bad, so you made it where I could adopt her..." Protoman finished.

"So essentially almost every Scootabuse/adopt fic where her parents were killed in front of her, but with Protoman?"

"Well, Yeah. Pretty much."

"And this happened two months ago?"

"Uh huh."

"...Did I publish it?"

"No, you then shouted 'I will now continue Ponymon Adventure' and then fainted in your vomit" Protoman deadpanned. "Brought back some fun memories."

"...Well okay then. As long as I don’t go sappy in this fic, I'm good." with that, the Writer Avatar poofed out of the story.

"Well...that aside, what are you up to anyway?"

"...You didn’t hear the theme song? We have to do a Very Special Episode today."

"Death subject?"

"Bullying."

"Ah. Diamond Tiara?"

"Uh huh. Applebloom's cousin is supposed to join their-"

STOP SPOILING THE STORY!

"What does it matter, almost everyone reading this has had to have seen this ep a few times, just for our song."

"Wait...What song? There’s singing in this show?"

"Yeah, me and the crusaders are supposed to do a pretty cool music number. Are you gonna watch?"

Ugh, I'm gonna transition before I lose my lunch...

At the Crusader Base, aka the Clubhouse, our filly heroes were busy showing Babs around.

"This is where we figure out how we're gonna get our cutie marks!" Bloom happily stated. "Over there is our good idea spot!"

"We get really good ideas here!" Scootaloo noted.

"Over here," Applebloom pointed, "is where we get our snacks."

Getting the hint, the other two crusaders moved to the aforementioned area, where Sweetie belle mimed eating food. And then began choking on said imaginary food.

"Heh heh, nice joke, "Applebloom giggled, "but we have more to show her."

Sweetie did not stop choking.

"...Ya can't be that stupid..."

"Hey guys," Mega greeted the fillies. "What’s going on her-OOH AIR!" rushing forward to the imaginary and began trying to scarf it down. Before long, he began choking too.

"Mega Man! You don’t even need to breath, how are you choking!?"

"Does...this happen often?" Babs asked her cousin.

"...Yes."

"Well, it’s a step up from playing a fillies trading card game to save the world." Babs shrugged. "Anywho's, why'd ya bring me here?"

"Oh right! We want to induct you as a Member!"

Babs face told a thousand stories. Many involving horrendous incidents started by that same sentence. Unfortunately, we don’t have time for those stories, so let’s just ignore them.

C&D'd

Well Readers, its been fun. but sadly, we cant go on. Capcom has sent me a C&D order, so we must stop our tale.

Before we go, our cast has many things to say.

Ran POV
Well, i didnt die much, and i only just came back, but it was fun while this thing lasted. Hopefully, i wont be forgotten again, and even though you are all a bunch of sick comunist ponly loving pigs, I'm going to miss you all.

Pinkie POV
This is kinda upsetting...you know what, **** it. its april 1st, you guys know this is an April fools Day chapter, We know it! hell, the Writerwhy are you pulling out a gun?

GOD DAMMIT PINKIE! I HAD THIS WHOLE THING PLANNED OUT!

"Youre writing this at 8 in the evening...you had nothing planned so you just decided to post a lazy chapter..."

STILL! I HAD SOMETHING PLANNED!

"Yeah...I'm gonna go now..."

"WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS! SORRY IF I BROUGHT CHOCOLATE RAIN TO YOUR PARADE! MAYBE I'LL GO WORK FOR SOME OTHER WRTITER!"

FINE! SEE IF I CARE! I COULD HIRE A BILLION OTHER PINKIES WHO ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOU!

"FINE!"

FINE!

"I love you..."

...God dammit, i love you too.
...
...
...
...

Platonically of course.

"Right! Platonically! Because Human x Pony is wierd..."

Plus you're not even my type.

"OH **** YOU!"

Aw nutbunnies.

In the year 2001...a webcomic called Bob and George posted its first comic.

It was supposed to be a filler until the author was ready to post his (admittedly) badly drawn comic to the world.

To save himself time, he decided to get a certain video game character to cover for his laziness. And thus, Megaman and his friends began their 7 year long sprite comic run.

He did eventually get around to posting his original idea, but after seeing it was less popular then Mega and Friends, he went back to them, bringing the title characters with him. Much to their anno-

"Hey! What the hell is going on?"

"Oh god everything's black! OH ****, I can’t see my body! THE AUDIENCE IS BACK!!! AUTHOR HELP US! AHHHHHHHH"

"WHERES MY BEER! MY DRUNK SCIENCE ISNT DONE YET!"

.....or maybe I should just skip ahead to the actual story instead of draw out this intro.

"ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU CAPITALIST PIGS DID TH-*"

Bob and George
a MLPFiMfic

We join our heroes’ right where Dave left them, the island of Alcupuco. During our time away from them, Wily and Light had formed their own camps, named after them. This misadventure starts at the Light camp.

"Yay! Lights back on!" Megaman exclaimed, happy to be able to see again. At least, as much as he could in a fanfic.

"Does this mean we can get back to our important business?" Chadling, a purple recolor of Slashman asked.

"What do you think?" George, a human who looked like a blonde helmetless Megaman with hard fist coloring...” HEY VOICE! MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE KNOW WHO WE ARE ALREADY!"

George...let me narrate or I’ll just skip to the part where you get-

Ya know what? No. Forget it. Meanwhile, in the other room of the lab, Dr.Light was trying to-

"DRUNK SCIENCE PREVAILS BITCHES!"

Never mind, Dr.Light had just finished doing Drunk Science.

"Good for you doc, but does this mean we get to go get them?" Roll asked Dr.Light, readying her arm cannon.

"Yeah, Acapulco is nice and all, but I want to shoot stuff again." Protoman told the highly inebriated doctor.

"Huh? Wha...why is there a machine here? Was I doing drunk science?" the Dr. asked his creations.

A yellow robot with glasses got out a sign, and then hastily wrote 'You just built it so we can do operation stop forgetting us.'

"Ah, thank you... what’s your name?"

"Dr.Light, its....it’s...the Writer doesn’t remember apparently."

Know what? I was going to just let you all go peacefully, but guess what! Dr.Light's machine began to sputter, throwing out temporal waves.

"Aw crap we're about to time travel aren’t we?" George said, remembering how badly time traveling worked for them.

No! I hate it as much as you guys. No, let’s just say it’s about to get friendly in here....

"...I need an adult?" Megaman said uneasily.

Meanwhile, in Canterlot, a small group of friends were celebrating a successful mission and the return of the Crystal Kingdom.

Of course, it was also a musical number.

'Turns out you were...'

'Turns out I was...'

'Turns out you were...'

Turns out I was...'

'Yes you were sure prepared, for-'

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"

At that time, a certain blue robot and his friends came barreling through the windows of the train, catching the ponies off guard and thankfully ending the musical number..

"Okay...don’t piss off the writer. Or he'll send you through a rift in spacetime." Protoman deadpanned.

"My butt hurts....in a bad way." Megaman complained.

"And that’s why you don’t go near Cthullu." George said in a matter of fact tone.

"Alright which one of you deadbeats spiked my beer?"

"Uh...hi?"

At that point, the...wait where’s whatshisname?

Meanwhile in Alcupuaco

A lone yellow robot looked around. No one from the Light camp was around. He was the only one left behind. Worse yet, his sign had inexplicably gone missing. He didn’t like what he was about to do. He had to go to the wily camp, and pantomime the situation. And no one ever understood his pantomimes’.

As I was saying, the others looked at what Roll said hi to. There, sitting with wide eyed looks, were six ponies and a baby dragon with varying looks of fear, wtf faces, and disgust in the case of the white unicorn.

"Oh my god we're in a little girls dream." Protoman said, eye twitching behind his shades.

"I take offense." Roll said.

"Point meant."

"Okay, now I know someone spiked my beer. Ponies should not be those colors....or have wings...or horns...and dragons don’t exist." Dr. Light grumbled.

One of the ponies, a light blue winged one with rainbow colored hair took offense immediately.

"Oh yeah?! Well you tailless monkey things shouldn’t be real either."

And that’s when things went nutbunnies...

"HOLY CRAP THAT PONY TALKED!"

"SHOOT IT! IT’S POSSESED BY THE DEVIL!"

"I'M YELLING BECASUE THOSE THINGS ARE YELLING!" The pink one joined in, thinking it was a game.

"I want ice cream now..."

Ah here it is! The yellow guy's name was Nate!

"SHUT UP WRITER!"

As the others were arguing with the ponies, Nate finally made it to Camp Wily is so much better that Light can suck it. Luckily for him, Bob happened to be barbecuing.

"Hey Nate, here for the baby back ribs? They're made of babies just so you know." Bob said.

Furiously shaking his head, Nate began to regale the tale of what happened at Light Camp.

"Aw crap...Bass! We need you over here!" Bob said when he realized that Nate was pantomiming.

"Hey Nate! What’s wrong? Did Mega get stuck down a well without me again?"

Facepalming at the situation that had happened yesterday, and that it was the wrong answer, Nate began to pantomime more frantically.

"George went swimming and got eaten by a shark?" Bob asked. "Please say yes..."

Facepalming even harder at that statement, Nate remembered that he could just write out what he wanted to say on his other body. Forming into a ball of slime, Nate went from his humanoid form to his devil form, forming the words "Writer sent them to different dimension" on his massive body.

"Oh... I was going to say that next." Bob said.

"Bass come here, I need you t- I want even doing anything evil I swear!" an old man said, walking through the door to his 'Totally not planning to take over the world again' lab., hiding a blueprint that had a sheep on it.

"He's not here to attack us Wily, he's just telling us that everyone in Light camp went dimension hopping."

"What? Really?" Wily said in a surprised tone. Turning around, he then said, "That means we can totally take over the world and not be stopped by annoying heroes! For once I will be victorious, not that meddling blue moron and his friends!"

"Uh doc? Nate's still here..." Bob told the old man.

"I know," he said, noticeably slumping in defeat "but if we don’t do this joke at least once, everyone reading will probably kick the Writers butt."

Welcome to Ponyvile

After getting George to calm down (tie him up), our...friends finally arrive to Ponyville.

"So your town is really called Ponyville?" Protoman asked.

"Yeah...Celestia loved puns way back when, and of course nopony was mad enough to ask her to change the name. Cept for Mad Dog."

"What happened to him?" mega asked.

"You ever see a pony get sent to the sun?"

"...what."

"Yep. Poor soul got sent to the sun. And that’s why nopony questions Celestia. NOPONY."

"Well, since you guys are gonna be here for a while; why not get a place to stay." Pinkie suggested. "I know this guy who-"

Actually, I got this. WRITER POWERS ACTIVATE!

Dash looked up at the sky"...dude what are yo- HOLY CRAP!" A building rose from the earth a few feet away from the group, sending one unlucky pony flying through the air. Luckily, he was a Pegasus and straightened out before he could see what it was like to be a rocket taking off for space.

"Are you really that Irresponsible you fucking dumbass!?" Twilight yelled.

Hey, it’s funnier if someone gets sent flying.

"And what if he hit the ground? What then asshole?"

...

"What, can’t think of anything-"

BAWOOP

"Ok, if you have something against what I’m doing, say it now while I’m here." a silver recolor of Zero asked the now somewhat frightened group.

"....you have boobies." Megaman unhelpfully said after a few moments.

"And you don’t have an arm." And Megaman's arm disappeared.

"Whoa. Now say that I'm in the Wonderbolts!" Rainbow said.

"Doesn’t work like that dash." the recolor said.

"Wait. Are you the writer?" Proto asked.

"Yea, what did you expect?"

"I don’t know something less normal than what you look like."

"I get it. Not very awe inspiring, sue me."

Rarity blinked."So let me get this straight. You’re a tra-"

"THEY ARENT BOOBS, THEY'RE DUAL NUCLEAR REACTORS!"

"Oops, my bad. Anyway, you’re the writer?"

"Fascinating." Dr.Light said, starting to get into scientist mode. "And you don’t suffer any problems from either reactor failing?"

"No."

"Pft. lucky bastard." Proto scoffed.

"Anyway, as I was going to say before you made me come down here, I created a copy of Lights old lab, but this time, it has a few more rooms. And no, the girls won’t be staying with you guys...Mega what the hell are you doing?"

"What? An arms like a stick right?"

"...Well, I guess you aren’t as much of a dick as we though-"

"Also, I may have accidentally let a pet of mine in your house Twilight."

"...Never mind. You’re retarded-"

"Wait, aren’t you supposed to be mute?" Roll asked.

Twilight began to open her mouth to say something, but couldn’t find anything to say to that. Annoyed, she took a turn away from the group and headed for her library, eager to put the day’s events behind her.

"Well, Ah reckon we all should head for our homes." AJ said. "Ah've got a full day on the farm tomorrow, but ah should be ready for the party Pinkie throws for y'all."

"Just don’t expect pin the tail on the pony."

"I for one am glad to be able to go to my own bed." Rarity chimed in.

"Same here. Later guys!" with that, Rainbow flew off for her cloud house, while Rarity headed for the boutique.

"...wait I thought-"

"I was jerking y'all the readers chains Chadling." AJ told the purple devi- "wait, did you just write purple devil?" AJ asked.

"Uh...crap. bye." and with that, the writer returned to the space writers go to...well, write.

"Well, I am a-" before Chadling could finish his sentence, AJ began to splash him with water from a vial.

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST-"

Not that kind of devil AJ, it’s just part of the name.

"Oh. Well sorry Chad. Let me make it up for ya, Ah'll buy you guys whatever you want from my applecart on your tour of Ponyville tomorrow."

"...there’d better be an ice cream..."

"Deal." Protoman said, cutting off the annoyed purple devil.

About 3 hours later, someone began knocking on the door to Lights Lab.

"I swear to god if it's a Jehovah’s Witness or whatever, I’m going to sic circus on them." Dr. Light, now dressed in his bunny pjs and carrying a can of wily beer, grumbled.

Opening the door, he was surprised to see a very irritated looking Twilight with a wagon full of slightly singed items.

"..."

"..."

"..."
"...oh alright. There’s a spare room in the back."

With an irritated mix between a sigh and growl, Twilight went inside to lab. Closing the door, he was surprised to hear a can opening. Turning around he saw Twilight levitating a can of beer from his cooler. "I need this after today..." she said.

"Well get used to it. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a while." Light said.

"Oh, and by the way...nice jammies."

"I could send you right back out to be homeless."

"..."

"Good. Your shift starts at 8"

"SPFFT! Why the fuck do I have to help you!?"

"Hey, someone has to help me build Mega a new arm, and since he only has one, and everyone else is going to be doing their own thing. That and no one stay for free here."

An exasperated growl was all he got from her after that, as she headed for the guest room of the lab.

"Now...back to my sleep."

Hey light, you do know I can make Mega a new arm just like that.

"I know, but I have a feeling you're going to want to screw around with her, and it’s funnier that way as well. By the way, where's everyone else?"

Well....

Somewhere else....

Ran bodies were being thrown off the top of the building as thousands of zombies were surrounding it.

"I swear if I see the Writer, he's going to burn." Bob said, setting a few zombies on fire.

They’re ok.

"You don’t sound convinced."

They're fine.