Friendship Is Thicker Than Blood

''While we were waiting for the princess to show up i was sitting in the corner and joggling my knife outta boredom'

You know you shouldn't play with that knife.'Twilight said sounding like my mother'

Whats the worst that can happen? 'I Said with an arrogant smile'

You could hurt yourself.'She said in a nagging voice'

Oh, You mean like this? ''I let the knife fall down on me and the sharp end of the knife hit my right arm and it caused it to barley bleed Which sent Twilight into shock'

Anthony we have to bandage that Immediately.Twilight said in a worried tone.

Jesus fucking Christ, Calm down i didn't even feel that. You act as if you've never gotten a single cut in your life.

I will have you know I've had a paper cut in my face.'She said with a tone that was trying to make her look tough'

Watch out we got a bad ass over here 'I said with my hands up in the air'

You don't have to be scared off me. 'Twilight responded to my comment'

'I let out a giant facepalm' I was being sarcastic..God a newborn infant can take a paper cut to the face and not even notice it. This world is sooo...Girly and squeamish. Honestly i kinda miss being shot at by talibans.By the way when is this Princess here. we've been waiting for an hour now. 'I said with a annoyed voice'

Hmmm..It's unusual for the Princess to take this much time to get here. I'm gonna head back home and send another letter asking where she is, something might have happened. Anthony will you be alright staying here alone for a moment,

You talk to me like i'm a child, I'l be fine 'I responded with a nod' .Twilight then left the apartment and closed the door behind her. Guess i can listen to some music in the meanwhile.'I took out my iphone and earplugs from my pocket and started listening to Some AC/DC while I kept throwing my knife in the air again.

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Back in black

I hit the sack

I've been too long I'm glad to be back

Yes I'm, let loose

From the noose

That's kept me hanging about

I keep looking at the sky

'Cause it's gettin' me high

Forget the herse 'cause I'll never die

I got nine lives

Cat's eyes

Usin' every one of them and running wild

'Cause I'm back

Yes, I'm back

Well, I'm back

Yes, I'm back

Well, I'm back, back

(Well) I'm back in black

Yes, I'm back in black

Back in the back

Of a Cadillac

Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack

Yes, I'm in a bang

With a gang

They've got to catch me if they want me to hang

Cause I'm back on the track

And I'm leadin' the pack

Nobody's gonna get me on another rap

So look at me now

I'm just makin' my play

Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way

'Cause I'm back

Yes, I'm back

Well, I'm back

Yes, I'm back

Well, I'm back, back

(Well) I'm back in black

Yes, I'm back in black

Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back

Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back

Well, I'm back, back

Well I'm back in black

Yes I'm back in black

Hooo yeah

Ohh yeah

Yes I am

Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah

Back in now

Well I'm back, I'm back

Back, I'm back

Back, I'm back

Back, I'm back

Back, I'm back

Back

Back in black

Yes I'm back in black

Outta sight

***

''After listening to Back in black I could here a childish voice at the door''.

Sweetie belle are you sure that the "Monster" is here? Why would he be at your sisters house, I mean the sight of it would send your sister to a coma.

Guess we just have to find out'.

As the Door opened up, and the three fillies saw me. sitting in the kitchen corner with my back against the wall.

they all stood there in shock,

Oh..Hello again, you are those fillies I saved aren't you?

.......

Hello?

THE MONSTER CAN TALK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!. 'The orange pegasus yelled out'. Calm down Scootaloo, If he wanted to eat us he would have done it by now. I'm sorry mister, Scootaloo is a bit of a chicken. I'm Applebloom, and i'm sweetie belle the white unicorn said with a squeak in her voice.

Did you want anything? 'I asked the trio'

We heard from the town's folks that there was a monster that went into rarity's house. We guessed that it was you and we wanted to see for ourselves that if it was true.

Alright then...What now? I asked the three fillies

We wanted to ask you if you have a cutie mark. 'The fillies stared at me with anticipation awaiting my answer'

Cutie mark? I asked in complete confusion'. I've never heard of something called a cutie mark.

Are you saying you don't have your cutie mark? 'asked the squeaky unicorn'. That means you can join the Cutie Mark Crusaders. 'Applebloom said with a overjoyed voice'

*Crusader? Oh shit I better stay out of this* 'I thought to myself'' Sorry not interested. 'I said to the trio of fillies.' By the way. What is a cutie mark? I asked the southern filly

You don't know what a cutie mark is? have you been living under a rock. 'The orange pegasus filly asked me with a disrespectful tone in her voice. Everyone knows that a cutie mark magically appears on a ponies flank when he or she discover what their special talent is.

Oooh, so that's what those butt tattoos are. Anyways Humans don't have cutie marks.

But how do you know what your special talent is? Sweetie belle asked with a squeak in the sentence

Well, Its complicated we humans are all Different. We have different beliefs, perspectives, and experiences from one and other. I for example I wasn't born a soldier I was shaped into one, by vigorous physical and mental training. But lets say if someone wants to become a doctor because he really wants to help people then he will have to go to college and university before he can get a internship.

The three fillies looked at me with disappointment like they were expecting something more "Awesome".

Enough with the questions now, thats all I've done today. 'I said with a tired look on my face'

Could we ask you for a favor. 'The three fillies looked at me with their puppy dog eye's

'I let out a deep breath in submission' What is it.

We have Show and Tell tomorrow in school and it would be great if we could have you as our Show and Tell.

Fine 'I said with a annoyed tired voice'.

YAY CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SHOW AND TELLERS!!!!!!!

'The three fillies screamed so loud that my ear drums burst.' Alright then, run along now.

The three fillies left the house in a moments notice.

***

I've been waiting on rarity and twilight for about an hour now. You know what, Fuck this i'm going to out for a walk.

I need to stretch my legs anyways.

RUN!!! MONSTER!! everybody screamed out in terror,I ignored them and just went on with my business and went to take a  stroll through the park, and more screaming of course, But something else happened this time i saw off in the distance was a group of stallion running towards me all clad in golden armor.

Halt in the name of her majesty!

Look guys i'm not looking for any trouble i'm just taking a stroll through the park.

I saw through their pokerface that they where surprised that i could talk' We have been ordered by captain shining armor to take you into custody.

WAIT, WHAT?!!

Don't resist! 'One of the guards used some sort of spell but when it touched my body it dissipated.

Impossible! 'The unicorn was shocked what had happened to his spell' Last chance to follow us to the station. or you will be slain monster!

Try it mother fucker 'I said with my teeth clenching and my eye's narrowed and drew my knife' I will warn you if you draw an attack i will not show mercy! You do what you have to but nobody except a superior officer talks to me like that.

The calm before the shitstorm..Everyone was waiting for a move to be made until one of the nervus soldiers used his spear on me and cut me on the face'

I took the spear of the soldier who had cut me and used it to parry of the rest of the guards who where trying to impale me. But without hands i had a huge advantage and i however instead using the sharp end went for more hitting the ponies in the head with the other end of the stick.

'I walked over to the guard who threatened me' Give me one reason why i shouldn't cut off your head and make it into a trophy. But i was interrupted of the sound of me being surrounded by more guards but these were pegasus and two who were carrying a unicorn on a chariot.

Captain Shining Armor i presume? 'I said to the unicorn clad in purple and golden armor'

You can talk? said the shocked Captain.

Yes and I can ask questions like WHY DID YOU SEND YOUR SOLDIERS TO ARREST OR KILL ME! 'I said in a yelling voice which scared every pegasus in the area'.

One of my scouts told me you were attacking the towns folk! And It shows he was right, Now put down the spear or we will take you down with lethal force if we have to.

Make me dick head! *Unicorn horn joke*

'The captain shot a bolt of magic energy at me which dissipated but it burned the ground around me' How did you?...Nevermind, Guards seize him!

There were about twenty guards who all tried to poke me with their spears, I broke the sharp part of one of them with a punch when it missed me and took the stick from him to go all jackie chan on their asses. 'Who knew that my training in martial arts weapon would come in handy one day I thought to myself' I kept dodging and dancing in the wind to dodge the spears attempts to jab me. I kept using the stick as a non lethal weapon. I dodge 1 hit only to hit two guards in the head knocking their helmets off.

After a while the pegasus started dropping their weapons and charging me with hoof combat. ***Big mistake alert***

As i started kicking and punching the stallions that were half my size. Breaking some wings and arms to make sure they don't get up again. When the dust had settled  I felt an agonizing stinging pain Through my right side of my back a spear head cut just through my arm pit and opened up a bloody wound.

***Big mistake alert OVER 9000**

I turned around to see it was the lonely Captain that had thrown the spear with the help of his magic. he drew his sword and i just narrowed my eyes for the gruesome kill that was about to happen.  the stallion charged towards me and I grabbed the sword in mid air of swing which cut open my hand a little bit but worth it for what was coming next.

I could see the fear in his eyes at that moment. His rank meant nothing and he was all alone against someone eight times stronger then him. I kicked his right leg snapping it to the side. He fell to the ground outa a loss of balance. I then Unrelentlessly started punching him in the face  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30. I finally relented. I took out my knife and put it up against the alive but unconscious captain's throat then i heard a loud feminine voice crying STOP IT,Please STOP IT.

'I turned my head to see a medium sized mare with wings and a horn. She had a pink coat and a striped mane from pink dark pink and yellow'

Who are you? i asked the unicorn pegasus'

I am princess cadance. 'The pink unicorn pegasus replied with tears running down her cheeks'

Then tell me princess. Why shouldn't I kill this stallion who just sent 25 soldiers to kill me.

Please...spare my husband...I came here to tell him of the news. 'The pink pony continued crying'

What news? 'I said with a curious yet serious look on my face'

He...He is going to be a father...Please don't kill him.

'I glanced at the pink pony and turned towards the unconscious captain. My rage had been tempered but i still wanted to make a trophy of his head.' But I felt an old feeling that i remember the time i got those news before..., I wouldn't do that to anyone. Sure he may have sent to arrest me and even tried to kill me but it was for fair reasons...I was kinda scary looking and he thought i had assaulted the ponies that came before the pegasus group'.

I stood up and turned towards the pink pony. Make sure he doesn't take this second chance at life for granted. 'I saw the unicorn pegasus nod with tears falling down her cheeks.

A massive white thunderbolt hit me but i didn't feel any of it

MONSTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GUARDS!

I turned around to see another unicorn pegasus surrounded by close to 50 guards both unicorn and pegasus combination

Oh this day just keeps getting better and better.'I thought to myself'