Gilbert Gottfried is a man known by many names: Gilbert, the southern dandy, America's creepy uncle. But one thing he's not known for is pulling any punches. Nic Cage is a funky-fresh rapper from the west Bronx just trying to get by on his three-million dollar a month checks for being a good person. Together, they unite alongside a young political Evangelist named Twilight Sparkle to battl--who are we kidding here? It's a two chapter human in Equestria story staring a racist, loud-mouthed asshole.

But at least he's a funny one.

(Rated Mature for Language, scenes featuring Gilbert Gottfried, and chapter 2's rendition of the hit, fresh single, "The Aristocrats.")