They say that things like Friendship and Love know no boundries. For Pinkie Pie, this became literal, when, after noticing me through a rift in Equestria, she seizes the chance to pass through that fabled Fourth Wall to come see me. Now, I have to endure not only the rigors of returning to my normal Status Quo, but now also the stress that comes from attempting to hide the existence of one hyperactive, sugar-driven, magenta-colored mare!

Dear God, what has science done?!