I Made A Science!

by Greenfang Neverclear

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human
Length: 2776

Twilight thought it would be a normal day at the library. Boy, was she wrong about that!

Twilight thought it would be a normal day at the library. Boy, was she wrong about that! A strange bipedal creature appeared at her door one day. Randomness ensues.
(Please don't take this seriously. Except for the serious parts.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-16 04:20:07 UTC

Repercussions and Introductions

I Made A Science!

Chapter 1: Repercussions and Introductions

By: Greenfang Neverclear & Xylo Firetail

A/N: This chapter is in First Person, using the scientist as the person.

"Twilight!"

As I was reacting over what the hell just happened, a small, purple, bipedal lizard-thing ran over to the magenta equine. I was once more shocked by talking animals, and as it was, I still needed some info about this land. So, obviously, my first reaction was to squeak like a chew toy and hug the little thing to death.

"CUTE! Cutesy-wutesy super-cute lizard thingy! Where am I?! Also, I might have broken the equine girl thing!" I yelled while -maybe- crushing his lungs. I had him in such a big bear hug that he was inflating on both ends. Then he burped in my face and a scroll knocked me away from him. I was in pain, because being slapped in the face with a burning piece of paper is not pleasant, no matter what pyromaniacs say.

"MY FACE! AAAAHHHHH! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I HUG SOMETHING?!?!" I was in so much pain that I didn't even notice a pink blur speeding towards the house with a yellow one following it.

"HINEWTHING!WELCOMETOPONYVILLEOMIGOSHWHATAREYOUIHAVEN'TSEENANYTHINGLIKEYOUSINCETHATTIMEIBROKETHEFIFTHWALLANDBROKETWOFOURTHWALLSATTHESAMETIMECAUSINGAPARADOXTHENTHEDOCTORHADTOFIXITANDIALMOSTDIEDITWASSOMUCHFUNWHAT'SYOURNAME!?!?!?" The pink one had somehow blurted all that out in one breath, once again making my ears bleed due to someone yelling in my ear. Last time something like this happened, I was in my lab, minding my own business, then Barbara comes out of the CEILING for God's sake and starts yelling at me to do my work! Well Barbara, go to YOUR desk and do YOUR work! Don't pop out of the ceiling!

"Um, new thing? Who's Barbara?" The pink one asked again. I thought that I was thinking that, but I guess I said it out loud.

"Nope!" The pink thing yelled after my thoughts.... Again.

"WHAT ARE YOU AND HOW CAN YOU READ MINDS?!" I, the ultimately only sane thing in this town, yelled at it.

"Well I'm Pinkie Pie! And my Pinkie Sense did a floppy ears, wiggly tail, trippy hooves, face-hoof, so I knew there was something new at the library! Plus, the writer didn't want me to be all confused like those other stories!" (Shhh... They must not know of my existence, Pinkie! THE ALL-KNOWING CHANGELING COMMANDS IT!) "Okay Greenfang!" (*Sigh* Nevermind, Pinkie.)

"Oh Lord my brain. Do you hear that? My brain just DIED. It went and coughed up blood and died from the dumb. I cannot possibly brain today, for I have the dumb." I said. I had no idea what was happening, but before I could question any possible laws that this equine had broken against physics, a whimper came from behind me. I spun around, seeing a yellow equine with a bright pink mane and wings.

"Hi, new yellow equine! My name is-" I quickly thought up a name, as I could not remember one, "Mr. Brightside! What's yours?" I quickly asked. She whimpered again, then mumbled something through her mane.

"What was that again?" I asked. She finally mumbled loud enough that I could just barely hear it.

"I-I'm Fluttershy.... P-please don't hurt me... I-if you don't mind..." She said, just barely reaching audible levels.

"That just doesn't suit you.... I KNOW! I think I'll call you... Jude!" I said, already playing a beat in my head. Jude just looked at me like a scared bird with it's wings injured. She was just as confused as the small dragon, who I completely forgot about.

"Wait, what?" The dragon asked. I just gave this insanely huge grin as a familiar tune started playing in the background. The equines just looked around in confusion, not noticing the purple one start to recover.

"Hey Jude!~ Don't make it bad!~" I started singing. All four of my audience just stared at me like I was a zombie.

Take a sad song and make it better.

Remember to let her into your heart,

Then you can start to make it better.

Hey jude, don't be afraid.

You were made to go out and get her.

The minute you let her under your skin,

Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey jude, refrain,

Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.

For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool

By making his world a little colder.

Hey jude, don't let me down.

You have found her, now go and get her.

Remember to let her into your heart,

Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey jude, begin,

Youre waiting for someone to perform with.

And don't you know that it's just you, hey jude, you'll do,

The movement you need is on your shoulder.

Hey jude, don't make it bad.

Take a sad song and make it better.

Remember to let her under your skin,

Then you'll begin to make it

Better better better better better better, oh.

All of a sudden, a bipedal creature with mismatched limbs popped up next to me and started singing with me.

"Na na na na na ,na na na, hey jude..." We sung together, sharing a high five when it was done. I looked back at the group, and the purple one just had wide eyes and her mouth was open. She was staring at my new friend in disbelief, finally gaining the strength to stumble over some words.

"D-DISCORD?!" She yelled. Discord looked at me and said:

"We'll meet again soon..." And then he was gone.

Science Extraordinaire!

I Made A Science!

Chapter 2: Science Extraordinaire!

Written By: Greenfang Neverclear

"Well that was fun!" I said, looking over at the group again. I looked at the purple one, seeing that her hair was starting to stick out in some places. "Errr.... You! Purple! ... Twilight, was it? Anyway, where the heck am I, and why is my robot army not behind me shooting lasers everywhere?" I asked, making them even more confused than before.

Right when Twilight opened her mouth, a rainbow-hued streak slammed into me, knocking off my glasses and getting dirt on my lab coat. I flail around in agony for a moment, kicking up a cloud of dust with my spasms. After a little while, I stop freaking out and get up to see what attacked me. Imagine my surprise when another of those winged equine creatures is glaring at me!

The cyan mare looks at Twilight and says, "Alright, Twi! Let's get this obviously bloodthirsty creature out of our town! You hold him down with magic, and I'll beat the snot out of him! I ain't called the 'fastest flier' in Equestria for nothing, you know!" She said, turning around to glare at me again when she was finished.

"I have no idea what's happening, but I like it. Keep going, I need to fiddle with this dimensional trans-" I take my transporter out of my pocket, seeing that it was smashed from when I was tackled. "-port...er.... Welp, I'm stuck here for good now! Toodaloo, off to build a robot and have it kill me!" I say, turning around and strolling towards the piles of metal I saw at a construction site on the way to the tree. The group quickly gasped, except for the cyan one, and tried to stop me.

"Wait, Mr. New Guy!" The pink one said. "I still need to throw you a 'Welcome To Ponyville, New Creature Thingy!' party!" She screamed, again using only one breath. I just pick her up and poke her nose, watching as it turns into rubber when my finger makes contact. I then put her down, turn around, walk to the nearest door (Which happens to be the library), open the door, get on the floor, and do the mentally-retarded dinosaur.

"Ummm..... What?" Twilight asks. I just respond by getting up and making my robot hand levitate out of it's socket, making all of the ponies except for -bleh.... - Pinkie, faint on the spot. I then punch myself in the face, and give it an alarm for when it needs to wake me up.

Robots!

AN: HEY GUYS. Guess what? Robots! Also, I'll put a symbol for when it switches to 1st or 3rd person. Hmmm.... Maybe a sentence? Ah, never mind. HAVE FUN, PONIES.

The next morning, the ponies of Ponyville were woken up by what sounded like a heavy construction job. They all assumed it was the worker ponies continuing their construction of the new Ponyville Bank. When the sounds reached Twilight and her friends, they knew that Brightside had something to do with it. The fact that robotic music was playing just made them even more certain it was him.

They ran off to investigate it, when they saw a thing made out of metal walking towards the edge of town. The creature started to open it's mouth as they followed it.

"Work it. Make it. Do it. Makes us." The creature belted out in a mechanical tone. They galloped towards it, where they saw more of the machines. They started to belt out more words while they were building each other.

"Harder."

"Better."

"Faster."

"Stronger."

The other machines started belting out the words even faster, adjusting it to the speed of the beats. Ponyville's resident DJ, Vinyl Scratch, was over in the middle of the machines, writing down notes about the song and the machines extremely fast.

Soon after they arrived, Brightside appeared in a swirling column of energy, moving his limbs to the beat and still being able to control his creations to the point where nopony even saw his fingers moving. He then spotted them and put on a painful-looking smile. Twilight noticed that the right side of his face had gauze that appeared to be slapped randomly on there, and she wondered what he had done in under twenty-four hours that caused him to be injured so quickly.

"Hi guys!" He said as he slowly made his way over. The others gasped as they noticed his face was bandaged.

"Oh my goodness, are you alright, Brightside? What happened?!" Fluttershy said as she flew up to his face to check his injury and make sure it was cleaned.

"Woah there, Jude. Back off a bit, would ya? I just had an accident while experimenting with the conductivity and malleability of those metals that my robots are made of. I may have.... possibly put 2.1 million kilowatts into an extremely condensed explosive substance that was not clearly marked and may have possibly disintegrated a four-headed lizard in the process. That friggin' explosion nearly got my coat! I cannot lose this thing. IT IS MY LIFE." He said.

Rainbow Dash just looked at him in disbelief. The way she was staring at Brightside made him uncomfortable, and right when he was about to walk away, she squealed, "That. Is. So. AWESOME!" before tackling him again and giving him a hoof-to-fist bump. "I'm sorry 'bout that whole 'monster' business that I said yesterday! I just thought you were gonna hurt my friends. Heheeeeehh...."

"Um... Rainbow, Darling. That certainly is nice and all, but could you please get off our new resident, please." Said a marshmallow colored pony as she walked up to the group. Rainbow 'meep'ed and flew off me with a blush.

"Sorry, Rares. I just got a little, heh, carried away." Rainbow said as she landed again.

Then, out of nowhere, a blue stallion comes running up to the group and starts talking to Rainbow Dash.

"Heh, well *pant* you sure do *pant* like to get carried away *pant* with guys, huh, Dashie? Bow-Chika Bow-Wow!" He says before running off again like an idiot, before he stumbles and passes out on the ground. Brightside laughs at the random stallion, then starts to walk over to help him up.

"You know, guy, you remind me a lot of this one dude named-" A small hole in the ground opens up beneath Brightside, leaving only his echoing voice, "TUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Also, there was darkness and lots of clanging and crashing sounds coming up. Yeah, he's not getting out of there soon! Hehehe!

PINKAMENA DIANE PIE! GO BACK INTO THE STORY!

Sor-

NOW!

Eep!

Wake up, Mr.....

AN: Alright guys, to celebrate me getting followers on Tumblr even though I didn't post any pictures and I am the most boring F***er on Earth, I will be releasing this chapter now! Also, SUPER SPECIAL SURPRISE GUEST! He has a reference in the title, figure it out. Anyway, I also have a surprise at the end of the chapter for you.... So, Ta-ta for now!

EDIT: Also, First Person again! Yaaaaay!

"Oh Lord, why hast thou cast thine own loyal subject into this pit of agonizing darkne-" A hard bonk on the head stopped my nonsensible rambling, followed by someone removing a towel from my eyes.

"Oh.... Thanks..." I said, looking up at a pony who had an orange suit, holding a crowbar in his left hoof. He wore an annoying smirk, looking at me like he just wanted to laugh his ass off at my misery. I looked back at the crowbar, noticing that it had a tiny bit of blood on it.

"Did... Did you just smack me with a CROWBAR?! What is wrong with you?!" I yelled, watching as his smirk immediately switched to him letting out silent guffaws of laughter. He continued to silently chuckle, pointing at a nearby chalkboard which held a message on it.

Hey pal, I'm Gordon. Sorry I can't exactly speak to you, but my vocal cords were torn in an accident during one of my experiments. You fell down here about five hours ago, and your head was bleeding pretty bad. You're lucky I found you before the dogs... They wouldn't have wasted a second to eat you. So, enough about that, what's your name?

"Oh, I'm Brightside. So, 'experiments?' Are you a scientist, too?" I asked. He nodded, and wrote a new message on the board.

Yeah, I'm a Quantum Physicist. So, want to head up and tell those annoying 'search parties' that you're alright? I don't want them to find the lab. He pointed at his equipment as he finished writing. I looked over and noticed a particle accelerator set up that nearly took up the entire space. I looked back at him and nodded.

"Yeah, let's get out of here. Make sure you shut off the accelerator first, don't want any explosions while we're gone. You and me, we're gonna go far, kid! I might even be able to fix your vocal cords. Wouldn't that be something?" He shook himself out of my grip and trotted over to the chalkboard.

I'm not a goat, much less a kid. He looked over and smirked, obviously knowing what I meant. I laughed and started walking out.

"We're gonna get along just fine, pal. Alright let's get going. Don't wanna worry them." I said as Gordon locked up the lab behind us, and we started walking up the rocky staircase.

Prolouge

A Pony of Old

Chapter 0: Prolouge

It was a bright and shiny day in the town of Ponyville. The librarian, an overachieving purple mare, had just finished another of her books. Again. For the 13th time. She was getting anxious, as she had not seen anypony come in the library all day. Now, the library wasn't used that much, mind you. Though it always seemed at least one pony made it in before lunchtime.

"Spike!" she called to her number one assistant. "What do you think is happening? Usually we see at least one pony by this ti-"

Right before she could finish her sentence, there was a knock on the door. "Nevermind, Spike!" she called, eager to see the visitor in before the library closed.

She reached the door a minute after she heard the knock. The mare put on a smile as she opened the door, and said "Welcome to the Golden Oak Library! I'm sorry, but the library will close in half an hour. Please be sure to ask if you need anything!"

With that done, she opened her eyes..... and saw what looked like a hairless diamond dog wearing a lab coat. It was looking down at her, seeming to have an analyzing look in it's eyes. Just as the lavender mare was about to scream, the creature smiled and said:

"My oh my... You are a beautiful specimen!"

And then the world went black.