Equestrias Tale
1) Prologue and interdimensional traveling sucks
Load Full StoryOnce upon a time their was a happy family with a father and a pair of twins.Every morning the father would wake his beloved children up.
BANG!BANG!BANG!
"Amily wake the fuck up! It's already morning." Amilys stepfather sreamed while he bangs on the door,"Move your lazy ass in the kitchen and make a damn breakfast for us!"
"Ahh, shut up old geezer." Amily said her head hidden under her pillow,"One morning, just one damn morning I would like to wake up without the whole screaming."
Amily was a 15 years old girl. She has bock-long, blonde hair and somehow star-yellow eyes.
"And why the hell me. Noah is the better cook from us twins." the girl thought while she put on her favourite clothes.
In the meantime 2 doors to the right.
Noah was a slightly anxious guy, as he the "lovely" voice of his stepfather heard,he immediately jumped under his bed.
"Again, that old basterd should stop drinking whiskey the whole night." with that said the young man stood up, turning on his favourite song on his phone: DISCORD
"NOAH COME DOWN BREAKFAST IS READY AND TURN THAT CRAP OFF! IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS CRAP!" His father yelled.
The young boy bit his lib to keep from blasting expletives at the old man downstairs.
Noah was a 15 years old boy. He had original black hair but colored them in three kind of his favourite colour: blue
Downstairs:
"Good Morning ,Noah." his sister said placing to bowls of cornflakes on the table.
"Moning Sis," Noah said, looking around the dining room "where is 'He'."
"Convenient store, buying more whiskey" Amy sighed, sitting herself on a chair "We should hurry up too, school starts in Twenty minutes."
"Yes i know," the boy replaid, munching his cornflaks " if we are to late again then Mister Anderson kick our asses towards the Northpole."
They eat their breakfast,picked up their schoolbags and walked towards the school.
Meantime in a small parallel dimension:
Discord was a bored draconequess.He has lost two times against the elements of harmony and was banned into this dimension full of notthingness. In this world is a day like howl year and their were not a single thing were he can use his magic on. NOT.A.SINGLE. The only thing he could do is watch other universes fall apart. This year he made a game out of this: Guess which univers fall next.
"Boring.Boring.Boring. AAAHHHhh. Is there not a single world with chaos.The last ones were rather lame." He complais as he stalked the other universe.
"Hey! I don't stalk other, i observe them!" Discord screamed at the author.
Discord.Please don't do this.It is to early for 4th wall breaking.That will annoys the reader later if we start this now.
"Then don't call me a Stalker. I am the mighty Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony."
Ok,I get it.Discord 'OBSERVED' the other worlds as,as.....I forgot want i wanted to write.
"You wanted to show me this earth-planet."
Oh,rigth. Thanks Discord. As he looked for some chaotic universe he noticed a certain one.
"What! This is world is pefect; so much chaos and the being here, these humans are so,so....chaotic. I gonna use their chaos energy to break free from here and i take back the throne of equestria. HA.HA.HA.....but I give the ponies a small chance 'cause what game is funny where you can't lose. Then lets prepare this new game."
Back to reality:
Amily and Noah arrived just in time their school.
"Hi Noah, Hi Amy." they heard two voices said in unison.
"Sup Elisabeth, Hi Benjamin." they greeted their friends.
"Hey, Eli have you seen the episode yesterday?" asked Amily her classmate.
"Of course. This Discord-dude was literally like this guy from 'The mask' ."
"Well my favourite part was with anti-Pinkie. I was like 'Oh my god its cupcake time' " Noah interferd.
"Guys i can't believe you three are into this kids show." Benjamin sighted rocking on his chair.
"IT'S NOT A KIDS SHOW!" the three yelledat him.
"Yeah, whatever. Lets bring this day over so i came go home and play more Halo"
Some hours later:
After a hard day in school, the two twins reached their home. Amily was going to make dinner and Noah was doing his homework in the living room.
"Noah! Dinner is ready!" his sister yelled from the kitche.
"Ok, but fist i check my emails then i will eat!" Noah replied.
"Hey, Amy there is one." the boy said looking up from his laptop towars his sister.
"One what. An email?" his sister ask walking towards him.
"No, a timebomb," Noah joked "Of course an email, for bouth of us. Look." turning the laptop to his sister.
"What's 'Poniform Yourself'. Are you checking your spam?"
"It isn't spam," he exclaimed "it's from someone called 'ChaoticGod1'. Do you know him ,Sis?"
"No, Never heard that name. Do you?" Amy said
"Nope. Just gonna trash it."
"Stop!" she yelled "Don't trash it now, first open it."
"Ähm NO .It surly somekind of virus or an other crap, Idiot." Noah said to his sister.
"Or it's a prize and don't call me an idiot, i'm eleven minutes older so fuck you." she said smacking her brother on the head.
"Cunt."
"Asshole."
"Go to hell, you evil bitch."
Some insults later:
"Whatever, just open it ple-ase"
"Ok but i have something good." He said clicking on the email.
In a flash, Amily and Noah found themself sucked into a violet vortex that had appeared on the screen.The sheer force of the whirlwind pulled them into it, Some sekunds later were bouth twins blacked out through the gravitational force.
