Let's try this Again

by TheRevolution

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Main 6, Applejack, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Fluttershy, Sex
Length: 15583

2nd person fimfic, humanized

After reading a couple of fim fics that involved humanized ponies, staying at dorms and second person narrative, I've decided to make my own.

You have just been accepted into a prestigious college, Solar University, where you meet some new freinds and make new relationships.

Published 2013-04-18 21:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-08 04:56:02 UTC

Rude Awakening

"More lemonade sir?" asked the hot girl in the yellow bikini.

"Yes, please," you say while she fills your glass.

"If you need anything else just let me know."

"It looks like you need to put more sun tan lotion on," you exclaim.

"I guess you're right. Do you mind doing it for me?" she replies.

"Not at all!"

You then start to put the lotion all over her exposed body. Feeling all the curves, you massage her while you apply the sun tan lotion. This earns you an audible moan from the mouth of this hot girl.

"Mmmm that feels real good, but I think I'm going to play with my friend in the water now," she exclaims.

Not realizing that you were on a beach, an ocean appears out of nothingness. Looking out towards the horizon, you can see a girl playing in the water. You identify her as none other than Pinkie Pie, and she is also wearing a bikini. The hot girl runs and jumps into the water with Pinkie and they begin to splash each other.

"Wow this water is so cool and refreshing!" shouts Pinkie Pie,"but these bathing suits are sooooo uncomfy."

"Why don't we take them off?" responds the girl in the yellow bikini.

"Fantabulous idea!"

They both begin to untie the strings of their bikinis, but before they can finish you begin to fall through a dark hole. Just before you hit the ground, you wake up.

Looking at the ceiling, you become very upset at the fact that your wet dream just ended.Son of a... Your thoughts were interrupted by a soft thud on your chest. Looking down at your chest, you notice a white bunny sitting there.

"Hey there little guy, what is your name?" you say to the bunny. "Do you know that you stopped one of the best dreams of my life?" The bunny however doesn't respond, but just looks across to the other side of the room. You looks as well and notice that there is a carrot on top of a shelf.

"I bet you're hungry!" you exclaim. You reach up, grab the carrot, and then give it to the white bunny. While on the other side of the room, you start to examine your roommates stuff. There is a cage at the foot of the bed, where you assume the bunny goes when it's bed time. The bed itself catches you by surprise when you look at the sheets. They were a light green with a yellow and pink trim on them.Guess my roommate is just one of those guys. Then you look inside their closet area, but something is unusual about their clothes. They are clothes that a girl would wear. You move back over to your bed and begin to think.

Is my roommate a cross dresser? I suppose everyone is different, but this is something I'm not used to. Maybe I should go talk to Pinkie about this.........wait! If Pinkie is on this floor, then that means...

Before you could finish conclusion, the door creaks open and a girl walks in. It happens to be the same girl you ran into earlier today.

"Hello, my name is,"

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" she yells before you can finish your sentence. She then runs out of the door into the hall. "APPLEJACK, HELP ME!...... If that's ok with you." A tall girl with blonde hair and freckles steps out of her dorm with a bat and spots you in the hall.Oh Shit.

"Run," calmly says the tall girl.

"With pleasure," you respond. The chase begins.I better try to get to Pinkie's dorm. Never in your life had you ran this fast, but you were never the fastest person in high school. It wasn't long before the blonde catches up with you and tackles you.

"How dare ya try ta harm poor little Fluttershy!" That's her name.....probably should explain myself.

"I wasn't trying to..."

"Don't ya lie ta me ya pervert! Don't ya start ta try to lie with that silver tongue of yers!"

"But I...."

"Shut yer trap!" She snaps back. Although she scares you, you kind of like her sitting on your chest.She has some nice ti

"Applejack, what are you doing? Are you having a party without me?!"

"Pinkie, does it look like we're having a party?" Applejack responded.

"Hmmmmmmm.......I suppose not, but what are you doing to my new friend?"

"Friend? This friend of yers was in Fluttershy's dorm like a disgustin perv!" She snaps back.

"Well duh he was in Fluttershy's dorm, he is her new roommate," says the curly headed girl.

"Beg yer pardon?"

"Didn't he tell you?"

"I tried, but it didn't work out so well," you respond.

"But he's a boy sugar cube, Applejack responds "boys ain't allowed in these dorms."

"Celly told me to take him to Fluttershy's dorm," Pinkie replies.

"Hmmmm...... well I better get off em." Damn.

She gets off you and helps you to your feet.

"Name's Applejack, sorry bout that?"

"It's ok, I can see why you would want to take me down."

"Where's Fluttershy, Applejack?" says Pinkie.

"Sugar cube has locked herself in er room. Something tells me she's not goin ta open tha door fer a while."

Well this is a fine mess I've gotten into. But at least I know her name now. Fluttershy. Even her name sounds elegant. But my chances with her are slim I bet.

"Don't fret none sugar cube, we'll calm her down," Applejack reassures,"she's just scared is all. Just sit down, it might be a while."

Fine mess indeed

Author's Note

Early post! If you like these short chapters coming out frequently or like longer chapters done over the course of a week let me know

Viva la Revolucion!

Cleaning up the Mess

"Fluttershy darlin?"

"Yes, Applejack?" she says softly.

"You can come out now."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, sugar cube. This whole thang is just a misunderstandin." Fluttershy then steps out of her room. Her appearance took your breath away.Wow. That was all you can think. Words were not enough to describe her beauty.

"Fluttershy, ah would like ya to meet yer new roommate."

"Roommate?" she questioned.

"Yep, Celeste had Pinkie bring em to yer room. Ah know he's a guy, but you need to give em a chance."

"Ok."

"How bout ah leave you two alone, so you can get to know each other?"

"If you think it's best."

"Good." Fluttershy then walked back into her room. Applejack then turns to you and grabs you by the shirt. "Listen here, I saw how you were staring at my breasts while ah sat on yer chest! If you touch Shy without her permission, Ah will chop off yer most valuable asset! Are we clear?"

"Yes ma'am," you say like a terrified child.

"That's a good boy," she replied "and ya need ta know that she is extremely shy. It might be pretty difficult getting her to talk to ya. So be patient and kind and she will cooperate." Applejack then starts to walk back to her room.She's so assertive.......I kinda like it. without noticing it, your eyes get fixated on her ass. "Eyes up, lover boy!" shouted Applejack down the hall.

After being threatened by Applejack, you walk into your dorm. You find Fluttershy curled up on her bed, holding her rabbit.Let's try this again.

"My name is (reader's name), what's yours?"

"I'm Fluttershy."

"Nice to meet you, Fluttershy."

"Nice to meet you too."

"I'm sorry I scarred you earlier, I assumed I was in the boy's dorm."

"It's ok."

"Is this your rabbit?"

"Yep."

"What's its name?"

"Angel."I'm getting nowhere with these responses

"Listen, Fluttershy," you began "I'm going to need you to get comfortable around me. I'm not going to hurt or violate you in any way. I want us to be friends, not just roommates.". After a long pause, she finally responded.

With a smile she said,"Yes."Score one for me

"Good!" you exclaim. Suddenly, Fluttershy's phone starts to ring.

"Hello?" she answers."Oh my! Ok I'll take over for you tonight."

"What's wrong?"

"Carrot Top is sick and needs me to take care of her shift tonight."

"Where do you work?"

"The Veggie Burger. Anyway, I need your watch Angel while I'm gone....if that's ok with you."

"What are roommates for?"

"Thank you, thank you!" she proceeds to give you a peck on the cheek. "I'm so sorry, I didn't .."

"It's ok," you interrupt,"just get going."

"If he gets hungry, you have a carrot on the shelf you can give to him. Good bye!"

"Good bye." She leaves you alone with Angel and your thoughts.Awwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee yea. I've cleaned this mess up pretty well. Now where is Angel? You spend a couple of minutes looking him when you notice that the door is open. "Awwwwweeee shit!" you shout, "I'm starting to hate that bunny."

You exit the dorm and start your search. Starting on the top floor you look around every corner, but cannot find him.

"Lookin fer somethin lover boy?" shouts a familiar voice.

"Applejack, can you help me?" you respond.

"What have ya done this time?"

"I lost Angel."

"Sure I'll help ya, but ya owe me one."

"Thanks AJ."

"AJ? Really?"

"Cute name, right?"

"Eh..."

"It'll grow on you."

"Ha," she sarcastically laughs "I doubt it partner."

"Just come and help find Angel." You both start heading downstairs to look for Angel. While heading down there, you take the time to notice AJ. She's about as beautiful as Fluttershy is. Her eyes are a beautiful emerald green and she had a tall fit body. She was wearing a white tank top and orange short shorts that had three apples on the back right pocket. In her hair she wore red red ribbons that kept it in a messy pony tail. The most distinguishable part of her appearance is her brown cowboy hat.

"Mind somewhere else lover boy?"

"Real funny AJ," you say sarcastically.

"We're supposed ta be lookin fer Angel."

"I know, I know."

"Fluttershy doesn't want a man who loses her pet."

"Who says I like her?"

"Ah can tell, like how ah could tell that you've been checkin me out fer the past ten minutes." This is going to be a long night.

"Screw you!"

"Had better offers sugar cube."

Really long night

The Ultimate Sacrifice

"Better offers?" you reply.

"Bunch of drunk rednecks back home used to hit on me. So ah hit them in the balls," she exclaimed. After that there was a dead silence that was only broken by the sound of the two of you walking. This silence, however, let's you think for a moment.

Now that I start to think of it, Applejack is just as pretty as Fluttershy. The eyes on her, as well as other features, really stand out. I could stare into those eyes all day. That emerald green is simply beautiful. I bet she has a boyfriend though, probably a 300-pound football player. Ugh, I need to get focused. If I don't find Angel, I'm screwed.

"You consider that a better offer?" you begin to break the silence.

"Ah suppose yer a improvement," she begins,"sure as hell better lookin."

"Flirting with me already,AJ?"

"In yer dreams, lover boy."

"At least buy me a drink first," you cooed.

"Pfft." Suddenly you both hear a rustling in the bush beside you. Then Angel pops out and begins to run towards the food court. I hate this bunny!

"Stop that bunny!" you shout.

"No shit!" Applejack responds. You both chase after him, but he is too fast for both of you. He started heading for a restaurant, as far as you could tell, but which one? Damn it! Angel was heading for the Veggie Burger.

"Applejack, I need you to distract Fluttershy for me!." you exclaim.

"Why don't you do it?" she responds.

"Because if she sees me, she'll know something is up and ask where Angel is. We need to hurry, he's tapping on the glass to try to get Fluttershy's attention."

"Fine, whatchya want me ta do?"

"Get in there and start talking to her, while I grab Angel."

"Flawless plan," she said sarcastically.

"Just do it!" you yell. Half-scared, she opens the door and walks in while you sneak up on Angel. Angel, you are lucky you have a hot owner.

Applejack waves to Fluttershy to get her attention. A confused Fluttershy walks up to her and begins to speak with her.

"Hey Applejack."

"Hey Shy, how ya doin?"

"Good, but what are you doing here....if you don't mind me asking?"

"Whatchya mean, sugar cube?"

"Well, you never come here."

"Maybe ah've had a change of heart."

"Then what would you like to eat?"

"Um......well," she begins nervously,"ah suppose ah'll have the 'Veggie Burger' with everything, a medium Pepsi, and ah order of fries."

"We'll bring it out shortly," Fluttershy said gleefully. Applejack sat down and began to gather her thoughts.This is just great. I'm goin to have to eat this crap while "lover boy" gets the easy part. He's lucky he's cute. He owes me fer my sacrifice.

"Here's your food Applejack, I hope you enjoy," instead of leaving though, Fluttershy wanted to see Applejack take her first bite of the"Veggie Burger." Applejack brought the burger to her face and took a bite.

"Hmm that's pretty good," she exclaimed.

"That's great, I'll bring you back your check when you're done.". Applejack was surprised that she actually was enjoying her meal. She had almost forgot why she was in there anyway.

You had managed to get Angel and began to walk to your dorm. You are more trouble than shark in a school of fish! At least I was able to catch you in time. I've got to make this up to AJ. I can only imagine the horrors that she is going through right now. As for you, you're going into your cage.

"Is that Angel?" says an unfamiliar voice.

"Who said that?" you respond.

"I did."

"Who are you?"

"I'm Rainbow Dash, and you must be Fluttershy's new roommate." This girl seemed a bit odd to you, she had rainbow-colored hair and had magenta eyes. She was kinda short, but was overall athletically fit.

"You know about that?" you respond.

"The entire school knows, besides I'm Pinkie's roommate, so I know just about everything that goes on in this school."

"That's just great." I suppose this was going to be news eventually. Better early on then later.

"What's wrong about the school knowing?"

"People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves. Everyone might get the wrong idea and start spreading rumors."

"Good point, so why do you have Angel outside with you?"

"He escaped from my dorm and started running around outside. If it wasn't for Applejack, I would've never caught this demon rabbit."

"Hahahahahahahaha, don't tell Fluttershy you called him that."

"I'll keep that in mind, well, I should head back to my dorm before Fluttershy returns. It was nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too." Rainbow Dash then took off and resumed her running exercise. Apparently, by the way she was jumping over things, she was a free runner. Awe, that is awesome!

You make your way back to your dorm and walk in. Putting Angel back in his cage, you fall into your bed and fall asleep. Your sleep was interrupted by the rattling in the cage.

"Damn it Angel, I'm trying to sleep," but the rattling did not stop. You decide to let him out of his cage and then fall right back into bed. Angel, being lonely, jumped up onto the bed and fell asleep on your chest. I guess you're not that bad.

Fluttershy finally gets done with her shift and makes her way back to the dorm. It was a long shift and it was nice that she would be able to lay down and get some rest. She might even write in her journal. When she entered the dorm, she was surprised to see you and Angel sleeping together.

"Awe, how cute," she whispered.

She sat down on her bed and took of her shoes, socks, and skirt. Reaching for her night stand she turned on her lamp, grabbed her journal, unlocked it, and began writing.

Author's Note

I treat you guys to well, I was able to find some time today and publish chapter 4. No guarantee if there will be a chapter tomorrow. As always, please check for any mistakes and

Viva la Revolucion

Not so Rude Awakening

Waking up in a dark room by yourself seemed strange. Where is Fluttershy? That thought echoed in your mind for quite some time. What was more strange, was the fact that all the furniture was gone. Then suddenly, a dim light started to show in the distance, but something wasn't right. There was a small figure standing in the light. You couldn't make who it was, but it's physical features suggested that it was female.

"Help!" she yelled,"Help me!" Without delay, you begin to run towards the light as fast as you can. You begin to see more details on the girl as you get closer. You get closer and closer, until you get to the light. Then you realize that person in the light was Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy, are you alright?" you ask in a horrified tone. You look into her eyes and they turn red. All she could do is cry tears of blood. You try to help her, but you are dragged into a dark abyss and are unable to help her.

Your nightmare causes you to thrash violently. Your thrashing wakes up your roommate who begins to watch you.

"Oh dear," Fluttershy whispers "I can't just let him thrash like this all night." At this point she decides that she sleep next to for the rest of the night. This is not enough, however to stop you from thrashing, so she brings her arm around your body and holds you by the chest. This calms you down quite a bit. He is nice and warm. I wonder what, could cause him to thrash like this. Luckily for him, it looks like Angel hopped back into his cage before these spasms occurred. I'm kinda glad that I get to room with this guy. I wonder how big.......No! Bad Fluttershy.

After about thirty minutes, you had completely calmed down and Fluttershy had fallen asleep. You both stayed in this position till morning.

"God, that was a terrible dream," you whispered to yourself, "at least it's over now." You could hear the sounds of people walking in the hallways outside the dorm. This lead you to believe that it was morning, and everyone is getting ready. Looks like everyone is up. Hmm....Angel must've gotten down and went back to his cage, but something doesn't feel right. Wait a minute, this isn't my arm.. Indeed it wasn't your arm but Fluttershy's. Why is she in my bed? Why am I complaining about it? Hot damn!

She begins to shuffle a little and you freeze in place. Fluttershy's hand begins to shift down towards your lower abdomen. She doesn't stop though and keeps going until there is a knock on the door. Noooooooooooooooo! This noise wakes Fluttershy up. Having heard the knock the second time, she gets up, puts on some yoga pants, and walks up to answer the door.

"Hello," she answers.

"Fluttershy darling!" announces an unfamiliar voice.

"Hey, Rarity."

"Oh Fluttershy, if I could look as good as you do when you wake up, I'd walk around naked the rest of the day. I wish Fluttershy would do that already.

"Oh my," she replies with a blush, "thank you. So what brings you here, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Applejack told me you had a new roommate, and I just wanted to meet them. I heard that it's a boy, so I became all the more interested."

"I do, he's right here."

"He looks cute when he sleeps."

"I think so too," Fluttershy mumbled.

"So, have you two...." Rarity's voice trailed off.

"No," Fluttershy said with a crimson red blush.

"Oh, I'm just teasing darling. Oh, I almost forgot, the girls and I are going to have dinner tonight, and we just wanted to invite you and your roommate to join along."

"We'll be there!" exclaimed Fluttershy, "I mean.....if he wants to."

"Alright then, ta-ta!" Rarity the left, leaving you and Fluttershy alone in the dorm. Fluttershy then walked over to your bed and shook you awake.

"Hey Fluttershy, what's up?" you ask.

"I just wanted to ask if you wanted to use the shower first."

You hop out of bed and begin walking to the bathroom, when you suddenly stop.

"Where are my manners?" you ask rhetorically "ladies first," you say with a bow.

This earns you a giggle from Fluttershy as she begins to make her way to the bathroom. You sit back onto your bed and begin to think. Why was Fluttershy in my bed this morning? She must have had a bad dream. Well, I suppose I shouldn't complain, considering every guy on campus would pay just about anything to walk in my shoes right now.........ok, maybe that's far fetched, but still. Maybe Fluttershy likes me. I guess I'll just have to figure that out myself.

After about ten minutes, the shower stops and Fluttershy walks out, but she had forgotten something in the bathroom. She forgot a towel.

"Um......Fluttershy," you say with a deep crimson red blush.

With that response, she looked down and realized her mistake. She runs back into the bathroom, and begins to apologize.

"I'm so very sorry," she began,"I've stayed by myself for so long, that I'm just used to walking out.......that way.

"It's ok," you reply,"I didn't see anything." I saw everything!" We'll forget this whole situation soon." I won't! "Everything is alright." I'm so fapping in the shower!

"Ok, that makes me feel better then."

"Good." Best. Morning. Ever!

Author's Note

You're welcome

Viva la Revolucion!

Strange Sounds

"Applejack, you're back," Rarity exclaimed, "what was wrong with your friend?"

"Haha, I don't think lover boy would appreciate it if I told ya," Applejack replied.

"I respect your discrepancy, but there is one thing I must know."

"Shoot."

"Do you like this boy?"

"Pfft, only in his fantasy."

"Applejack, darling, you are simply the worst liar," Rarity began, "besides, I'm your best friend and can tell."

"Then why do ya ask, if ya knew?"

"Because I want you to say it."

"Fine," she sighed, "I suppose I do."

"Really?" she questioned, "I was just taking a shot in the dark, I didn't realize that you liked him until now."

"Damn it, Rarity!" she yelled, "sometimes I think yer a bigger troll than the dean herself."

"Oh, you know I jest, but I do have to say that was a bit rude."

"I'm sorry," she says with a sad tone.

"Applejack you never apologize this fast, is something wrong?"

"Well....he's really interested in Shy."

"Oh?"

"Yea, I've seen the way he looks at er, and I just don't think he'll ever look at me the same way."

"I can see why he would, Fluttershy is beautiful, but you are just as beautiful as she."

"Really?"

"Of course, but you have to let me help you."

"Ok, what do ya have in mind?"

"I'm glad you asked," Rarity exclaimed with a devious smile.

I don't think I like where this is goin.

"Damn it, Applejack," you say to yourself, "you're pretty good at this seduction thing. She's also pretty good at screwing up the mood. Still though, I wouldn't mind having that happen again. Well, I have several hours till dinner. I guess I'll stop by Pinkie's dorm to see if she wants to hang out, she seems like a fun person."

Putting on some clothes, you decide to exit the dorm and head towards Pinkie's room. On the way there you hear some strange noises coming from Applejack's room.

"Stop squirming Applejack!" shouted Rarity.

"But it hurts to much....oh!" replies Applejack.

I'm just going to forget I ever heard that and just keep walking. You did just that and kept walking till you got to Pinkie's room. Knocking three times, you waited until someone answered the door. What surprised you was who opened the door.

"Hey there," announced Rainbow Dash, "what are doing here?"

"Just wanted to see if Pinkie wanted to hang out," you reply, "Fluttershy left and Applejack and Rarity are.....preoccupied."

"She left to go pick up some baking supply, but you can come in if you want."

"Nah, I think I'll just go to the library."

"You sure?" she asked, "because I'm playing Borderlands 2."

"Well, I guess I could stay around."

"Awesome!" She opens the door a little more to let you in. Walking in, you could tell which side was which. On one side, you can see all these posters of bands like Daft Punk, Maroon 5, Linkin Park, Deadmau5, and Five Finger Death Punch. Her sheets were a cyan with a rainbow trim.

On the other side, everything looked edible and pink. Balloons and candies covered the shelves, and the bed sheets were a light pink with a frilly trim.

After taking time to look around, you see a picture on Dash's bed stand. In this picture, she is throwing a pie into some guy's face.

"Who's that?" you ask.

"Oh that? That's just me and my boyfriend Soarin."

"Cool!"

"Now are you going to admire the scenery, or are we going to play some mother trucking Borderlands?"

"Let's do this shit!"

"That's what I want to hear! Now what class do you want?"

"Hmmm," you began to think, "I'll take the Mechromancer."

"Alright, I'll take the Assassin class." You both begin to play the campaign. You've never liked games like Call of Duty, but Borderlands was one of your favorites. After about thirty minutes, you begin to speak again.

"Hey Dash? I can call you Dash right?"

"Sure, what's up?"

"Are Applejack and Rarity lesbian?"

Rainbow Dash pauses the game and begins to fall on the ground and laugh. "You serious? Hahahah, no they aren't, why you ask?"

"When I walked by their dorm, it sounded like they were having sex."

"Maybe they're bi."

" I guess so."

Earlier in Applejacks room:

"Stop squirming Applejack!" shouted Rarity.

"But it hurts to much....oh!" replies Applejack.

"Do you want to look good for that boy or not?!"

"Fine, jest get it over with."

Author's Note

You're welcome!

Viva la Revolucion!

The Twilight Zone

The Twilight Zone

"Aaaaaaannnd done. Alright Applejack, I am done fixing your hair," announced Rarity.

"Well, I have to admit, Rarity, my hair look pretty damn good."

"See, darling, that wasn't that bad. Now I need you to just sit there while I finish this boy's suit."

"But I have nothin ta do."

"Read a book, play on your phone, watch TV, I don't care, just don't mess your hair up.

"Can I go outside?"

"Heavens no, I want everyone to be surprised when they see you."

"Ugh!"

"Alright, Dash, I'm going to take a break," you announce.

"Yea, I'm pretty beat, probably going to take a power nap before dinner," she replies.

"Thanks for letting me stay and play games."

"No, prob!"

"See ya." With that, you open the door and begin to walk down the hall. I haven't had lunch yet. I guess I'll stop by my room see if Fluttershy is there. If she is, we'll go get some food somewhere. You head towards your room and open the door. You were happy to see that Fluttershy was there.

"Hey Fluttershy!" you announce.

"Hello, sorry I left, I was just out buying some bunny food."

"It's cool, want to grab some lunch?"

"That would be nice," she said with a smile, "but could we invite one of my friends?"

"Sure, who do you have in mind?"

"Her name is Twilight Sparkle."

"Cool, so where are we eating?"

"I was thinking about Chinese food, if that's ok."

"Sounds great!"

"I'll call Twilight, and I'll have her meet us there." She picks up her phone and begins to dial.

"Hey, Twi"

"Wanna come with me and my roommate for lunch?"

"Great, we're meeting at the Paper Dragon."

"Ok, bye!"

"You ready?" you ask.

"If you are?"

While opening the door for her, you take a low bow. "M'lady." Fluttershy giggles and then walks out the door. You follow her, and you both make your ways down the hall towards the building's exit. It was beautiful outside. The sun was shining, the light breeze kept you from getting to hot, and there wasn't even a single cloud in the sky. You didn't notice this, because your attention was focused on Fluttershy. The sunlight was glistening on her hair just right, she walked with such gentleness and grace, and her eyes looked so calm and peaceful.

It didn't take long for you two to reach the restaurant. Outside was a girl who appeared to be reading a book. Her hair was a dark purple with two strips being purple and pink. She wore a strapless shirt that had long sleeves. Its pattern was alternating horizontal stripes; thin grey stripes and thick navy blue ones. Her skirt was a dark purple with a six pointed, pink star at the bottom right.

"Hey Twilight," announced Fluttershy. Twilight then closed her book and looked up. She was reading "The Lord of the Flies," a book that you enjoyed, but never gave a second thought as to reading it again.

"Oh, hey Fluttershy," she replied with an enthusiastic tone, "how are you?"

"I'm good, thanks for asking," she began, "I would like you to meet my roommate."

"Nice to meet you. I'm Twilight Sparkle."

"Nice to meet you as well," you reply.

"So are you two ready to eat?" asked Twilight.

"Yes!" you both say in unison. This got all three of you laughing.

After you all were done ordering the food, you all decided to eat outside. The food was some of the best you've ever had. All the different flavors danced around your tongue, but it seems that you were not the only one who was enjoying their meal. Fluttershy gave and audible moan of satisfaction because of how much she liked her food. The only one who wasn't eating was Twilight.

"You not hungry?" you ask her.

"Oh, sorry, I was just somewhere else."

"Were you in the Twilight Zone?" you ask in a mocking tone.

"Haha, real funny. I was actually thinking about someone else at the moment."

"Is it that boy you've been talking to recently?" asked Fluttershy.

"Yea, he says that he might transfer to our school in the Spring."

"Maybe he'll get lucky and get placed in your dorm, assuming you don't have a roommate."

"Spike stays with me sometimes, so it might be a small problem."

"Spike?"

"He's my little brother."

"Cool, maybe I'll get to meet him sometime."

"He comes by the college a lot, even though he is a junior in high school, so it won't be too long before you get to meet him."

"That'd be pretty cool."

After you were done with the discussion, you go back to eating your food. It's like an orgasm in my mouth. I want to marry this food.. But, until that is legal, you'll stick to eating the food instead. You were pretty disappointed when you reached the bottom of your box. Our love.........just wasn't meant to be.

Eventually everyone finished their food, even Twilight. You and Fluttershy said your goodbyes and departed back to the dorm. On the way back, you took the time to view your surroundings. You notice that there was a park on campus that you completely missed.

Making your way back into the dorms, you head upstairs to your room. Being a little tired from last night, you fall straight into bed. It didn't take long for you to fall asleep. Fluttershy walked over and gave you a peck on the cheek. Even though you were still asleep, she felt a blush come onto her face. I'm glad he is my roommate.

Unlike last night, you began to have a pleasant dream.

Author's Note

Another chapter down. I have been thinking of adding a new story that branches off of this one. It will be about Twilight and her friend she has been speaking about. I won't be starting it anytime soon, but I would like to know what my fans think. As always.......

Viva la Revolucion!

Moonlight

Moonlight

Your nap didn't take long. After a couple of hours, you awaken from your slumber. Something was off though, because when you awoke, you noticed something was different about the room. On the back wall, hung a flat screen television. On the television was a game that you knew to well. The game was Skyrim.

Since when did we have a TV in here? Why is Fluttershy playing Skyrim? Why the hell am I complaining about either?

"Fluttershy?"

"EEEEPPP!" she screamed,"sorry, you startled me."

"It's cool, I just wanted to ask you something."

"Oh, what is it?"

"When did we get this TV?"

"I had it put into the wall, so it could be hidden, before you got here."

"I see," you reply,"Skyrim huh?"

"Oh," she says with a light blush,"yea, I like to play Skyrim."

"That's pretty cool."

"Really?"

"Hell yea it is," you exclaim.

"Good"

Looking on the screen, you noticed that she played as an assassin class. She chose the wood elf race and was wearing Shrouded Robes. The fact that she was playing as an assign surprised you. Such a sweet girl playing as a cut-throat killer is quite odd. It turned you on.

"What time is it?" you ask.

"It's.......4:33."

"When is dinner?"

"8:00"

"Cool, oh, do you have a nice dress to where?"

"Yes, why do I need one?"

"We're eating somewhere nice."

"Ok, I better get ready soon."

"Women," you say sarcastically.

It was 45 minutes till you had to meet everyone. Rarity had rented Limo for everyone to ride on the way to the restaurant.
The suit she made for you was very nice. It could put Calvin Klein to shame it was that nice. You waited outside with Fluttershy, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash. You were surprised at how stunning they all looked, especially Fluttershy. Her hair had been curled and she wore a light yellow dress, that kept one shoulder exposed.

After waiting for fifteen minutes, you spoke up.

"Where's Applejack and Rarity?"

"Good question," replied Twilight,"they shouldve been here by now."

"Rarity is probably still working on her hair," exclaimed Rainbow Dash.

"How rude!" exclaimed Rarity, she had just walked out the building and was standing by the door.

"Bout time Rares, where is Applejack?" asked a mildly annoyed Rainbow Dash.

"I'm glad you asked, darling," replied Rarity,"Applejack! You can come out now." Oh boy

Applejack slowly made her way out the door, or at least you thought it was Applejack. It was hard to tell, because of how beautiful she was. She had her hair braided and let it drape over her shoulder. Her dress was long was a scarlet red, so that it would compliment her emerald-green eyes. Wow. That was all you could think as her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you.

"Wow Applejack!" yelled Pinkie Pie,"you look super fantabulous today."

"Thank ya kindly,sugarcube."

You were at a loss of words. All you did was stand there with an open mouth.

"Done gawking yet, lover boy?" Applejack seductively whispered into your ear.

"Alright everyone," announced Rarity,"hop in and we will leave shortly."

It wasn't long until you all reached the restaurant. You exited the car first and held the door open for the ladies. Like a sir. You then tipped the Chauffeur 20 dollars, and walked into the restaurant.

The name of the restaurant was "Cesare's." It served Italian cuisine, as the name gave away. The smell emanating from it was intoxicating.

"Smells wonderful!" you exclaim.

"Tastes even better," Rarity assured you.

It wasn't long until you were shone to your seat. You allowed the ladies to take their seats before you did. After a couple of minutes, your waitress came by to take your order. She had blonde hair, and surprisingly, blonde eyes. The color of her eyes were amazing, but what caught your attention, was the fact that they move by themselves.

"Hi," she said with a peppy attitude,"my name is Ditzy, and I will be your waitress for tonight. What would y'all like to drink."

"Water," everyone said in unison. The Hell?

"Alright, that will be 7 waters, any appetizers?"

"Could you bring some calamari please?" you ask.

"Yes sir, will that be all."

"Yes." She then walks off to get the drinks. After a couple of minutes, your mind drifts off again.

Applejack looks absolutely amazing tonight. I suppose that is why I heard all the screaming that came from her room. It was totally worth it. I wonder why she decided to dress up this nice?

Your thoughts are interrupted, as you slowly watch a glass of water fall onto your crotch, in slow motion.

Well life, you can go screw yourself.

Author's Note

I apologize for the short chapter, but watch ya gonna do about it? So, Team Applejack or Team Fluttershy?

Viva la Revolucion!

Standing up and Opening up

"Oh my goodness sir....."

"It's perfectly fine," you interrupt, "accidents happen." Your lap was soaking wet. It looked like you had wet yourself, but you stood up to let some of the water drip down regardless. Noticing your soaked crotch, Applejack took the opportunity to poke fun at you.

"Looks like water just goes right through ya, sugar cube."

"Stop looking at my crotch Applejack," you say with a smug grin on your face. Everyone at the table laughs, not only at the joke, but at the situation. This causes Applejack to blush profusely. Game. Set. Match. Win.

"Here you go sir," Ditzy says as she hands you a rag.

"Derpy!" A man yells from near the kitchen,"come here now!" The waitress quickly makes her way to her superior. He was a tall skinny man with black hair. By the look on his face, you could tell he was outraged.

"Yes sir?" She asked in a scared tone.

"What the hell is wrong with you? All you ever do is make mistakes and piss people off! Nobody likes you or needs you!" Noticing that he was raising his hand, preparing to strike her. Without even thinking you walk up to the man and catch his hand in mid-swing.

"I've heard enough," you say in an angry tone, "lay a finger on her and I will beat the shit out of you. That is no way to treat any person, especially a fellow employee. Understand?" You both just stood there starring angrily at each other. What seemed to feel like an eternity was interrupted by a tall muscular man with blue hair and a monocle.

"What seems to be the problem sir?"

"Your employee was verbally assaulted Ditzy and was about to strike her!" you exclaim. By the looks of the man, you could tell he was owner of the restaurant. Even though you were unable to keep cool, this man was.

"Ditzy, is this true?" He asks. The tears rolling down her eyes were enough to answer his question. She did, however, answer him.

"Yes sir," she replied in a hush tone. Turning towards the male employee, the tall man began to speak to him in a calm but stern tone.

"I have had enough from you, " he began, "you're fired. Get out." The employee stormed out the front door. The tall man then turned to you."Thank you for standing up for my employee. I should have fired that man moths ago. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Frederic, but my friends call me Fancy Pants."

"Nice to meet you, sorry for making a scene."

"It is not a problem," he exclaimed, "in fact, I will allow you and your friends to eat for free tonight."

"Thank you so much."

The rest of everyone's dinner went without interruption. Ditzy was no longer your server, but was replaced by a short girl with blonde hair and brown eyes. Ditzy was still upset and was crying in the employee lounge.

"That was really good food," exclaims Twilight.

"Yea it was. What do you guys want to do now?"

"Let's go clubbing!" yelled Pinkie Pie.

"Oonce oonce oonce oonce," Dash announces. There was a collective laugh from everyone at the table.

"We'd have to change clothes first, darling," exclaimed Rarity.

"Let's head back to the dorms then," you say. You and your group then get up and begin to head for the door. Before exiting the building, you hear someone walk up behind you. You turn around and notice that it was your waitress, Ditzy.

"Hold up," she demands.

"What is it?"

"I never got to thank you for helping me out earlier. That was a very brave thing you did there."

"Wasn't a problem at all."

"There is something that I need to give to you."

"Oh, what would tha..." Your sentence was cut short as her soft lips met yours. For a good ten seconds, the two of you kissed right there in the restaurant. Nobody seemed to notice, except for one blonde headed girl that was going to give you hell.

"Thank....you," Ditzy said after your kiss.

"Any time," you say with a chuckle. You proceed to exit the building to catch up to your friends. They were all in the limo waiting for you.

"What took so long?" asked a somewhat frustrated Applejack.

"I almost forgot to leave a tip for both the waitresses."

"Better have left a good tip." What's up with her? Maybe it's just me imagining things, but I swear that she is mad at me. I didn't do anything wrong did I? Oh well, I'll ask her later........maybe.

The limo took off towards the dorms. During the trip you kept your eyes on the window. You hadn't taken time to look around the city yet, but what you had seen so far seemed magnificent. It was just a beautiful as the campus was. Eventually, the limo stopped at an intersection. Looking out the window, you notice a man walking down the street, past a cardboard box. On his face, you could see bitterness, sadness and loss. Having lost your parents, you recognized these emotions. What was strange about this situation was that the cardboard box rattled when the man passed it. The sad man turned his attention to the box and began to open it, but you didn't get to see what was inside. The light turned green and the limo took off.

Opening the box, the man found something in it that was going to change his life for the better.

Author's Note

Mega Author's Note Begin:

Sorry for the wait guys, been really busy lately.

I apologize to my editor, I'll make sure you review the next chapter.

I want to know if you guys would like my MLP X Skyrim fan fic to be pony in human world, pony in pony world, or human in human world.

Also, I have confessed to the girl that I fancy, that I have feelings for her. If you're wondering, no, I don't lust after her, I love her.

Bonus points, if you get the reference in this chapter.

As always

Viva la Revolucion!

Club Chaos

It wasn't long until you and your friends reached the dorms. It was now a little past 9:00, and everyone went to their rooms to change. Changing clothes was a blessing for you. All that formal attire made you very uncomfortable, but it did make you feel very classy. You changed into a black button up shirt and grey jeans. Instead of keeping the sleeves out, you rolled them up. It kept you looking nice and feeling comfortable.

Now that you were done, you waited for Fluttershy to finish changing clothes. She decided that, to save herself from embarrassment again, she would get dressed in the bathroom. She came out wearing a yellow short sleeve shirt that kept the shoulders exposed. She wore a hot pink Neff beanie. That hat makes her look freaking adorable. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about her cuteness level? It's over 9000! If that wasn't enough, she wore short pink shorts with a yellow belt and a butterfly belt buckle.

"Love the hat," you exclaim, "you should wear it more often."

"Aww, thanks."

"Ready to go? I bet the others are waiting for us."

"Yep, just let me get my phone."

She picked up her phone and headed out the door. You followed her out, closed the door, and locked it. Everyone except Rarity was waiting outside.

"Rarity!" Dash yelled, "get your fat ass out here, we don't have all night!"

"You can't rush beauty!" you hear from behind her door.

You took time to look at everyone's outfit, while waiting for Rarity.

Pinkie had on a white t-shirt that had a grey vest and dark and light pink tie printed on it. She also had on a pink skirt and wore a dark pink belt with a belt buckle that had three balloons. One yellow and two light blue.

Dash was wearing a cyan shirt and jeans. She wore a beanie, but it was cyan instead of pink. Around her hips she had a red belt with lightning bolt belt buckle. The lightning bolt had streaks of red, blue, and yellow on it.

Twilight had on a purple v-neck and black gloves that kept her fingers exposed and covered her forearm. She had on a black skirt that had a pink six sided star on the bottom right.

As for Applejack, she had on a red and black plaid shirt and jeans. She kept her hair curled, which made her look beautiful. On the back left pocket of her jeans were stitched three red apples.

"Rarity, hurry up!" yelled an upset Dash.

"I'm coming!"

She stepped out of her room wearing a very nice long sleeved white shirt and a dark purple skirt. She had on a silver necklace with three blue diamonds hanging from it.

"Alright, I'm ready to go!" announced Rarity. Together, everyone exits the dorm and heads to the limo.

Since you were new to this city, you were unsure of where you were headed. It took about ten minutes to get there, so it wasn't too far away.

The sign outside of the building was glowing blue. It simply said "Chaos." It was an unusual name, but you liked it anyway.

"Chaos?" you say in a questioning tone.

"If you knew the owner, you would understand," replied Pinkie Pie, "his name is David but everyone calls him Discord."

"Discord?"

"Yeperroni!" she said gleefully.

Chaos was a pretty cool club. Electronic music was blaring through the speakers. You've always liked electronic music, even though it was repetitive.

The DJ was a girl. Her hair was electrifying, with streaks of dark and light blue in it. She had on a pair of white Beats and purple sunglasses. On her table was printed her stage name, Dj-Pon3.

It had been an hour since you had arrived at the club. All your friends had gone off to talk to others and do their own things. Looking around, you notice that Applejack was at the bar by herself. You decided to join her.

"This seat taken?" you ask her.

"Sure isn't, lover boy."

"Whatcha drinking there?"

"Apple cider."

"Cool, so why aren't you with your friends?"

"Never liked this kinda music, gotta drink the sound out."

"How much have you had?"

"Five mugs," she said flatly.

"Don't drink too much, don't want to carry you back to your dorm."

"Heh, don't worry too much, sugar cube."

"Something wrong?"

"Pardon?"

"You seem upset."

"I'm fine," she said in a slightly sad tone.

"Yea, and the Pope is Baptist," you say sarcastically.

"I've had enough to drink, I'm goin’ to get some air," Applejack said sternly.

Author's Note

New chapter!

Thanks to Sergiovan, my editor.

Another reference.

Viva la Revolucion!

The Good, The Bad, and The Applejack

"Looks like you're having lady problems," said an unfamiliar voice.

"Excuse me?"

"I just saw what happened and.............eeeeeeeesh."

"I'm not having any...."

"Shhhhhhhh," he interrupted, "yes you are."

"Who are you?"

"Oh, where are my manners? The name is Discord, Prince of Chaos," he says with a bow. He wore a brown suit with a top hat and red bow tie.

"Nice to meet you, I suppose, but what do you mean?"

"You made your girlfriend leave my club, that's not good for business."

"She's not my girlfriend!" you exclaim.

"Right, and I live in a world full of colorful talking equines," he says sarcastically.

"She's not!"

"Well, I'm no expert, but you seem to have screwed up quite a bit."

"I haven't done anything though."

"Doesn't matter, you have to fix it."

"I guess you're right."

"Of course I'm right," he said arrogantly, "with her gone, I lose money."

-

Applejack went for a walk down the street. She was very upset for what had happened at the restaurant, but at least she could gather her thoughts.

What's the nerve of that boy? Kissin girls when he just met em. I can't believe I got all gussied up for that asshole........maybe I'm overreacting a bit. I suppose I just met em too. I might of [c]just came in at the wrong time er somethin. Heh, I must really like this boy. Better head back, I suppose.

Applejack stops walking and turns around to head back to the club. It was new moon out that night, so the only light came from street lights. If Applejack whadn’t been so deep into thought, she might have noticed that she was being followed.

She reached an area were one of the lights had gone out. Her stalker took this opportunity to attack. He grabbed her from behind, one hand over her mouth and one around her arms. He then took her to an adjacent alleyway, threw her into the wall, and pulled out a knife.

"Alright, you little bitch, give me your money and take off your clothes," the mysterious man said sternly. He wore a dark hoodie and a black bandana.

Applejack then took out her money and gave it to the stalker. He then motioned with his knife for her to take off her clothes. She started to unbutton her shirt when all of a sudden, a mysterious figure came up behind the man and kicked him in the balls.

"Son of a bitch!" he yelled while clutching his groin. Applejack looked behind the attacker to see something that surprised her.

"Applejack, are you alright?" you ask in a frantic tone. Instead of saying anything, she just stood there for a minute. Applejack runs up to you and embraces you.

"Thank you, lover boy!"

You held each other for a couple of minutes. You could feel her heart racing from what just happened.

"Will you tell me what's wrong now?" you ask.

"No," she said in a perky tone.

"Let's head back to the club."

"Shouldn't we call the police?"

"I've got a better idea." You walk up to the man and take of his shoes. You then remove the shoe laces and use them to bind his arms and legs.

"Where did ya learn to hogtie?" Applejack asked.

"Red Dead Redemption!"

"Haha, nice."

"Alright, let's go!"

-

You both head back to Club Chaos. It was quiet since she kept quiet the entire time.[d] The silence was annoying, so you decide to spark a conversation.

"Are you sure you're ok, Applejack?" you ask

"I'm fine, thanks fer askin."

"I'm not buying it," you say flatly.

"I'm tellin the truth!"

"Did he touch you?"

"Why?" she asked, "gettin jealous?"

"There's Applejack."

"I never fail to please," she said arrogantly.

"I bet your ex-boyfriends disagree."

"And there's loverboy."

After your conversation was over, you and Applejack make it to the club. The rest of your party was waiting outside to greet you.

"Hey guys!" Pinkie Pie shouted, "where have you been?"

"Applejack needed to get some fresh air, so we went for a walk," you said. You thought that it would be best to not get the others involved.

"They banged!" announced Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow Dash!" yelled Applejack.

"I'm just kidding."

"If we are done, I think we should be off," announced Twilight.

"Twilight is right guys, we need to head back to the dorms before we get in trouble," said Rarity.

"Let's get out of here then," you say.

You and your group hopped into the limo and drove off. Looking out the window, you can see a man who is tied up with his own shoe laces. You couldn't help but giggle at him.

Hehehe, and people say video games wouldn't get me anywhere.

It wasn't long until the limo reached the campus. Everyone got out, said their goodbyes, and left.

You and Fluttershy walk back to your dorm and change into night clothes.

"Goodnight, Shy."

"Goodnight," she replied with watery eyes.

Author's Note

Sorry for the delay guys, been doing a lot of lolly-gagging.

Thanks to Sergiovan for editing.

Thanks to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

Viva la Revolucion!

Let me Guess

Let me Guess

After a good night's sleep, you awake feeling well rested. It almost seemed as of you had no dreams that night. You slept on your side, facing the wall. The wall was void of any posters, because you haven't put any up. Deciding that you were uninterested in the wall, you roll around to face your roommate, Fluttershy.

She was laying on her back, still asleep. Her breath was light and angelic and she seemed so cute when she slept. She had on a light yellow shirt and light pink shorts. Judging by the way she slept, you concluded that she had gotten hot last night. What struck you as odd, was the fact that she had tear stains on her cheeks. Must've had a bad dream.

"Fluttershy?" you say in a questioning tone. She didn't respond though, so you decided to let her stay that way. Feeling hungry, you decide to get dressed so you can head down to get some food. You walk past Fluttershy's bed, bend over, and give her a light kiss on the cheek. You open the door quietly and walk out. Fluttershy then opens her eyes slightly and smiles.

You walked down the wall quietly so that you didn't disturb anyone. On the first floor was a vending machine that had just about everything in it. That was where you were headed. Since it wasn't very far, you decided to take the stairs down. You passed a couple cute girls on the way down. One of the girls gave a look of confusion. Her and her friend decided to turn around to talk to you.

"Are you lost?" one of them asked. She had mint green hair with a light green stripe going through it.

"No," you began, "I actually live in this dorm."

"I've heard about you!" exclaimed her friend, "you're Fluttershy's roommate!" This girl had alternating pink and dark blue strands of hair.

"Yea, I was just heading down to get some food."

"Cool," exclaimed the green haired girl, "which reminds, are you going to festival this afternoon?"

"Don't see why not."

"Great! Can't wait to see you there!"

"May I have your name, ladies?"

"I'm Lyra and this is Bon-Bon."

"It was a pleasure meeting you two, but I'll have to be on my way. I'll see you later."

"Goodbye," the two girls said in unison. They then began to walk upstairs while you headed downstairs to the vending machine. It wasn't long until you found it. The only thing that separated you from the glorious snacks was some glass and a dollar fifty. You pull two dollars from your wallet and put it in the machine. There were a wide variety of snacks to choose from, but one of them caught your eye.

"Is that a sweet roll in a plastic bag?" you ask yourself. Indeed it was. It was a "No Lollygaggin" brand sweet roll, and there was only one left. In your mind, you could imagine an angelic chorus singing while a heavenly light shone upon it. It didn't take you long to put in the code that made the snack fall down, but there seemed to be a problem. It was stuck.

"Son-of-a-bitch!" you yelled. The delicious pastry was so close but so far away. This frustrated you to no end, so you decided to try to shake it down. It still wouldn't budge, so you tried again. Nothing. You slid down the wall next to you in frustration. I could've had it all. Rolling in the de.. Your thought was interrupted by the sound of a loud thud. To your joy, the sweet roll fell down.

"Yer welcome, loverboy," announced Applejack.

"Thank you so much!" you squealed while you bear hugged her. Hmmm, squishy yet firm.

"Is this yer feminine side?" she asked sarcastically.

"Real funny, Applejack."

"Ah thought so."

"So, what brings you down here?"

"Got hungry and wanted a sweet roll." Remebering that you had the last one, you decided to split it with Applejack.

"Here," you said while handing her a piece of the delicious pastry.

"Thanks, sugar cube."

"What are friends for?"

"You goin to the Solar Festival this afternoon?"

"Sure am!" you announced, "want to join me?"

"Ah don't see why not."

"Cool, just come by my dorm around twelve."

"Alright, so you goin back to yer dorm right now?"

"I was, unless you wanted to go do something real quick."

"Wanna go for a walk?"

"Sure!" you say enthusiastically. With that being said, you and Applejack made your ways outside. It was nice warm morning, with not a cloud in the sky. It was quite peaceful outside, with only the occasional bird chirp to break the silence. It didn't take long for Applejack to begin to speak again, not that it bothered you. You found her accent cute with its southern drawl.

"I didn't get to thank ya enough fer last night."

"No thanks are needed," you began, "I just did what any other person would do."

"Ah wish the guys back home would act like you."

"What can I say, I'm just that great."

"Now don't get a big head."

"Bow chicka bow wow."

"Not that one!" Applejack exclaimed while laughing.

"Should've been specific, AJ." You both continued to laugh for a couple of seconds. When you two stopped, you both began to look into each others eyes. Both of you being mesmerized by the other. You two stayed that way for what seemed hours until Applejack did something that was very much unexpected.

"Awe, ta hell with it!" she yelled. In a flash, she grabbed your shirt, pulled you close, and kissed you passionately. Her soft lips were pressed against yours and her tongue found its way into your mouth. You and Applejack stayed that way for a minute, until she broke off.

"Well?"

"Tasted like a sweet roll to me," you responded.

Author's Note

If you want to find the clop version of this chapter, go to meatspin.com for more details.

I apologize to my editor for not letting him review this chapter.

Bonus points if you can get all the references.

As always, Viva la Revolution!

Good

"Are you kidding me!?" Applejack yelled.

"I suppose that wasn't the best response," you refuted.

"Ya think?"

"How was I suppose to respond to that? You caught me off guard."

"Anything but that," she said while gesturing with her hand.

"I didn't ask for you to kiss me," you argued.

"Didn't resist either," she said with a wink. You wanted to argue, but you couldn't. Her kiss was strong and sweet. You liked how she was dominate, but there was this nagging feeling you had. It didn't seem like it was the appropriate time to start something with Applejack. The two of you have only known each other for a short period of time.

However, you still had a desire for Applejack. In her own way, she was a nice girl. Another plus about her was that she was strong and physically attractive. The eyes are one her best features, among other things. The freckles on her face made her look cuter than she already was.

Ultimately, you decided that it was not the right time to begin a relationship with her. So you decided to speak up.

"I like you Applejack, but I don't think now is right time to start anything."

"Ah suppose you might be right," she said looking down at the ground, "do ya think we'll be able to start again?"

"I would like to think so."

"When?"

"I'm not sure." That being said you come closer and give her a hug and a peck on the cheek. This causes her to lightly blush which only made her cuter.

"Now I haven't taken a shower yet, so how bout I go take one and I'll come by around noon so we can get some lunch?" you ask

"That sounds like a good idea."

"Good."

Making it back to your room, you made sure to quietly walk in so you wouldn't wake Fluttershy. Luckily for you, she was awake and happy to see you. She was still in her bed and was snuggled up by her covers. You were surprised that you hadn't died from the cuteness overload.

"Morning, sleepy head," you say quietly.

"Morning," she responded.

"Wanna take the first shower?" you ask.

"Sure!"

"Try to walk out with a towel or clothes this time," you say with a wink. This causes her to blush slightly and giggle. She grabbed some clothes and walked into the bathroom.

Since it could be a while till she comes out of the bathroom, you decide to sit in your bed and watch some television. There wasn't much on. Some of it being news, some being ridiculous children's cartoons. You eventually stop on the Hub network.

"My little pony, my little pony, ahhh ahhh ahhh.." the TV sang before you promptly change the channel.

"How do people like that shit?" you ask yourself. Concluding that there was nothing good on TV, you turn it off. You are left with yourself, your thoughts, and the light sound of the shower being used. Fluttershy was still in the shower. It seemed that she was taking longer than she usually does. You would have sworn that you heard a light moaning sound coming from the bathroom, but you just shrugged it off.

With the television off, you just sat there waiting for the shower to be free. Something, however, caught your attention out of the corner of your eye. You couldn't make out what it was exactly, because it was balled up. All you could tell was that it was fabric and that it was black. Curiosity got the better of you, so you walked towards the strange object to get a closer inspection. Picking it up was a mistake, because you immediately knew what it was.

"A thong huh?" you say to yourself. Fluttershy must've dropped them before she got into the bathroom.

"Fluttershy," you say while knocking on the bathroom door. You hear her step out of the shower and walk towards the door.

"Yes?" she says. She then sticks her head outside the door.

"I believe these are yours," you respond while showing her the article of clothing. Blushing a deep crimson, Fluttershy takes it and goes back inside the bathroom.

"I'm sorry you had to see that," she quietly said to you.

"It's fine, Shy, lots of girls wear these. Besides, I've seen more embarrassing things before." She didn't respond though.

"Listen. Why don't you come with me and Applejack to the Solar Festival?"

"I'd like that."

"Good."

"You did what?!" exclaimed Rarity.

"Ya heard what ah said," responded Applejack.

"How was it?"

"He tasted really good."

"Slip the tongue? You're a naughty girl Applejack."

"Screw you, Rarity!"

"Save it for your lover boy."

"We ain't a couple, Rarity," Applejack said flatly.

"Maybe I could change that," proposed Rarity.

"Ah'm listening."

"Good,"

Author's Note

I felt bad about that whole meatspin thing, so the Clop version of last chapter is at
Next chapter will be reviewed by my editor.
I'm about to start my work on the Skyrim fic.

Viva la Revolucion!

Dress to Impress

Dear Twilight,

It was originally planned that I was supposed to register for classes in the spring semester. These plans have changed. I have had a long conversation with the Dean of Students, and it was decided that I could transfer to Solar University in the fall semester. It was a long discussion, but I have used my charming personality, with a side of brown-nosing, to convince Celestia for me to join. I can't wait to finally meet you and all your friends, especially this so called "lover boy," whose story has inspired me to write a fan fiction based on his predicament.

You don't have to worry about picking me up at the airport, I'll just take a cab. By the time you read this letter, I'll probably be a mile in the sky. I have all the things I need for my dorm coming with me. I haven't been assigned a dorm yet, but hopefully it will be close to yours. Like I said before, I can't wait to finally meet you in person.

Sincerely, Jared

P.S. I'll be at the Solar Festival on August the sixteenth.

Twilight could not contain the excitement she was feeling at that moment. She felt as if she was about to explode with happiness. To be able to finally meet her penpal, whom she had been talking to for almost a year, was as valuable to her as gold or even a good book. So many questions were flying through her head right now.

I can't believe after all this time I'll get to meet him. I wonder what he will look like, or what he likes to wear. What will he think of me? Can I impress? I better pay Rarity a visit before he gets here.

Her thoughts were interrupted by a knock on her door.

"Coming!" she yelled. She then opened the door to find her brother Spike standing in the hall.

"Spike! Come in I have some good news." Twilight opened the door wider, to let Spike walk in. Spike was about average for his height. Like Applejack, his eyes were an emerald green and his hair was the same color. He kept his hair a disheveled mess and wore a purple hoodie with a green trim.

"What's up, Twi?" Spike asked his older sibling.

"You know that boy I've been talking to for the past year?" Twilight asked.

"Of course. He's the guy who will enroll in the spring, right?"

"Yes, but I just got a letter from him, and look what it says." Twilight hands Spike her letter, and he reads over it.

"He was able to get enrolled for the fall?"

"I know! I can hardly believe it."

"Cool, can't wait to meet him."

"Anyway, what brings you here?"

"I was just hanging with Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle, when I decided that I would pay my sister a visit while they got ready for the festival."

"You four are inseparable."

"Heh, you might be right."

"Well, I was just about to head to Rarity's dorm, to get my hair done. Wanna..."

"Yes!" Spike interrupted. Spike has always had feelings for Rarity since he was young, so he tried to spend as much time with her as he possibly could.

Rarity on the other hand, doesn't quite feel the same for him as he does for her. She knows how he feels for her but for some reason doesn't tell him that she is not interested in a serious relationship.

"Then let's head over there then," exclaimed Twilight.

"So he and you are both going to the Solar Festival together?" asked Rarity.

"Yep, but Ah reckon that he'll invite Shy if he hasn't already. So probably no alone time with em."

"I see," Rarity responded while touching her chin, "now Applejack, I'm going to need you to promise me something."

"What's that?"

"I don't want you to have any hard feelings towards Fluttershy."

"Ah won't."

"This doesn't mean I won't help you." There was then a knock at the door, so Rarity gets up and answers it.

"Hello Twilight, it's good to see you here," Rarity says ecstatically, "what brings you by my humble abode?"

"I was wondering if you could do something with my hair."

"Hmmm. I think that I will curl it to look like mine. How does that sound?"

"Sounds like a great idea," she says with enthusiasm, "I was also wondering if you could let Spike come in."

"Applejack, can Spike and Twilight come in?"

"Ah don't see why not," Applejack responded."

"You may come in then." Rarity then pushes the door open more, so they can come in.

"Just take a seat in that chair over there, darling," Rarity said while pointing to the desk with a large, ovel-shaped mirror, "Spike, you can sit wherever you want."

"Thanks, Rarity," Spike said in a happy tone. Being around her made him happy.

"So Spike, where is Sweetie and her friends?" Rarity asked.

"They wanted to make sure they looked good for the Solar Festival, so they headed to Sweetie's house to change and put make up on."

"That's good," Rarity said happily, "but the better question is, why has Twilight come to get her hair done?"

"Well," Twilight began, "remember my friend that I have been talking to for the past year?"

"Yes, the one who is coming in the spring?"

"He's somehow managed to register for classes in the fall, so he'll be coming early."

"That's great!"

"I know! He said that he would be here on the sixteenth, so he could attend the Solar Festival."

"So you want to impress this boy? Looks like I'm adding another to the list."

"Another?"

"I'm helping Applejack impress another boy as well."

"I see. Anyway, I really want to impress this boy, so could you make my hair look really good?"

"I'll do better than that, darling," she said while pulling out her make up kit.

"Oh dear."

Author's Note

Screw you Hasbro! I ship Twilight with whoever I damn well please.

America!

No "you" in this chapter.

I have decided to name the character after yours truly.

I think I might take a break from this story to work on my Skyrim fic, but I need your input people. Should I or should I not?

Viva la Revolucion!

Fluttershy's Roommmate

"Twilight," Rarity says with an annoyed tone, "I'm going to say this one last time. Stop moving, or I will kill you!"

"I just wanted you to do my hair, not give me a complete makeover!" yelled Twilight.

"Darling, just let me so my work in peace. Besides, I'm almost done." Rarity then got back to work. She enjoyed doing this work often, but Twilight was being very difficult. Rarity had to admit that Twilight looked really good. Turning her attention to Spike, Rarity spoke up.

"Spike, how is my sister doing? I haven't seen her in a while."

"She's fine, although there seems to be something upsetting her lately," replied Spike.

"Oh, do you have any idea what it could be? I hope it isn't because of me not spending enough time with her."

"No, I don't think that's the problem."

"What's your opinion then?"

"Well, I've noticed that she's been kinda clingy since Featherweight broke up with her."

"I bet it's because he asked for some.... improper photos from her, and she never let him take any." Rarity began to get very angry and ball her hand into a fist.

"You're probably right, but I don't feel comfortable asking her."

"Maybe if you two went to the festival together, you could ask her what is bothering her."

"Without Scoots and Bloom?" Spike asked.

"Preferably so."

"I don't know," Spike said while scratching the back of his neck.

"For me, Spike?" Rarity asked Spike. She stuck her bottom lip out and gave him puppy dog eyes, to add effect.

"Fine, I'll see what I can do."

"Oh thank you, my Spikey-Wikey!"

You step out of the shower, feeling refreshed and renewed.

This shower is like the water from Final Fantasy. It will go on the list of things I want to marry. Above the Chinese food I ate earlier this week, but below Scarlett Johansson.

You reach for the blue towel next to the stall and begin to dry off your body. It was half-past eleven, so you dressed quickly. The festivities begin at noon, so you wanted to get to the courtyard as soon as possible.

Rushing to get dressed, you almost forgot about Applejack. You and her were going to festival together, along with Fluttershy now. The only thing you could do was hope that Applejack wouldn't be upset, especially considering what happened this morning.

What the hell am I going to do with my whole situation with Applejack? She seems like a nice enough girl, but I also like Fluttershy. Well, at least I know that Applejack likes me. I'm not even sure what Fluttershy thinks.

Your thoughts were interrupted by a knock at the door.

"Yes?"

"I just wanted to tell you that I'll be next door," said a quiet voice.

"Alright, I'll be done soon."

"Ok!"

You already had on some pants, and were looking for a shirt to put on. The Walking Dead being your favorite show, you put on a shirt that has printed, in white blood-splattered letters "Fight the Dead, Fear the Living."

Stepping out of the bathroom was such a relief. The air inside the doorm cooled off your body, causing you to relax. Wanting to do nothing more than take a nap, you remember that you are wanted elsewhere. You head for the door, twist the knob, open it, and walk out.

You knock on Applejack's door, and wait for it to be answered. What caught you by surprise, was that it was open by some boy you have never met. He had emerald green hair, and stood only a couple of inches below you.

"You must be Fluttershy's roommate," the young male said. Am I going to be forever remebered as "Fluttershy's Roommate?"

"Yes I am, and who might you be?" you ask.

"I'm Twilight's brother, Spike."

"She mentioned that I would be seeing sometime soon. It's nice to finally meet you, but what are you doing in this dorm?"

"Just hangin out."

"Fair enough. May I come in?"

Spike pulled the door open a little bit more, to give you room to walk in. The room was a bit more crowded than usual.

"Having a party, Rarity?" you asked sarcastically.

"Not without Pinkie. I don't have a death wish."

"So what is going on?"

"Just giving Twi a makeover."

"That's cool, but she seems pretty as she is."

"Awe," Twilight began, "that's sweet, but I want to look exceptionally good before Jared gets here."

"Who's he?" you asked.

"It's my penpal that I've been writing to for over a year."

"Cool, well I just came over to pick up AJ and Shy, so we can get to the Solar Festival."

"Don't worry, darling, me and Twilight will finish up soon. You three can go on ahead without us," exclaimed Rarity.

"Alright then, see you guys at the festivities." you said while you, Applejack, and Fluttershy walked out the door.

Author's Note

I apologize for how long it took for this chapter to come out. I've been doing a lot of lollygaggin.
I request a picture of a Skyrim guard saying, "No lollygaggin."
I also want a picture of, "Son, I am disappoint."
Since I've gotten a job, it has become harder to get these chapters written.
I also blame "The Last of Us," because of its pure awesomeness.

As always, Viva la Revolucion!

No Peeking

"You two ready for the Solar Festival?" you asked Applejack and Fluttershy.

"Of course," Applejack exclaimed, "the festival this year has been planned by Pinkie."

"Really?" you asked.

"Yep," Fluttershy replied, "Pinkie has been throwing great parties since high school."

"Makes sense. She did shoot confetti in my face when we first met." The three of you began to laugh in unison. You were glad that Applejack wasn't sad for what happened that morning. You were thinking about that moment a lot, since then. Maybe trying to start a relationship with Applejack would work, but you still had feelings for Fluttershy that couldn't go unnoticed.

This is getting complicated enough as it is. I need to stop thinking about this and start focusing on having fun.

The three of you made it outside the dorm and headed towards the main courtyard. You could see that a lot of time and money had been spent on all the attractions. There were many booths, with all types of food to eat. The aroma stimulated your senses, causing your mouth to water.

Screw it! I'm getting fat!

"Hey guys!" yelled a familiar voice

"Hey Pinkie," said the three of you together.

"Are you three ready to..........PAR-TAY?!"

"You bet, sugarcude," Applejack replied.

"Alrighty then! The student entrance is right over there," Pinkie said while gesturing with her hand.

"Thanks, Pinkie," you said while heading to the entrance.

Spike was tired of waiting for Sweetie Bell and her friends, so he decided that he would head over to Sweetie's house.

"Hey guys," Spike said to Twilight and Rarity, "I'm going to head to Sweetie's house, I'll see you two at the festival."

"Alright, darling, we'll see you later," replied Rarity.

Spike left the room and headed downstairs. Luckily for him, her house was within walking distance of the university. Knowing this, Spike had always wondered why Rarity didn't just stay at home instead of moving to the dorms. He always believed that she wanted more freedom as an adult, so decided to move out. He never did ask her why she did leave home.

Remembering that he had brought his skateboard, Spike detached it from his backpack and rolled off. On sidewalks and smooth pavement, Spike was incredibly fast. He didn't know very many tricks, but he could keep his board under control. At his speed, it wasn't long before he made it to Sweetie's house.

Spike hopped off his skateboard and reattached it to his backpack. He knocked on the door and waited for someone to answer it.

"I'm coming! Jeez!" yelled a familiar voice. The door swung open, revealing the identity of the person who answered. It was a short girl with purple eyes and hair. She kept her hair in a messy fashion and wore an orange v-neck and jeans.

"Oh hey, Spike."

"Hi, Scootaloo. May I come in?"

"I don't see why not." Scootaloo opened the door and let Spike come in.

"Thank you."

"So why are you here and not with Twi or Rarity?" she asked.

"I got bored," he said flatly. The two walked into the living room and took a seat on the couch.

"Hey, Scoots," said a voice from the kitchen, "who was at the......" She cut her sentence short.

"Hey, Spike. What ya doin here?" asked the red-headed girl. She had on a yellow shirt and short, denim shorts.

"I got bored hanging 'round the school, so I thought I'd just head here," he replied.

"Cool, but ya might be waitin here a while," said the red-headed girl.

"Why is that, Applebloom?" Spike asked.

"Sweetie has just gotten into the shower," Applebloom replied.

"Well, shit. I suppose that isn't so bad."

"Oh, why is that?" Scootaloo asked with a sinister look on her face, "me and Bloom won't stop you from peeking."

"Scootaloo!" yelled a slightly embarrassed Applebloom.

"That's not why. I just need to talk to you both privately."

"What is it, Spike?"

"Since Sweetie has just broken up with Featherweight, Rarity wanted me to talk to her about it."

"She'll be out of the shower anytime now," Scootaloo replied.

"Alone."

"Oh, I see."

"So if you two could go to festival while she is still in the shower, that'd be great."

"No problem, Spike," said Applebloom, "come on Scoots, let's go."

The two of them walked outside, and began to head towards the school.

"You know those two will probably bang while we are out?" asked Scootaloo.

"Ya think?"

"Maybe they won't be the only ones," Scootaloo said with a sultry voice. Applebloom began to blush a deep crimson.

Author's Note

It's been a while, I know.
Sorry
Final Fantasy 13 has taken all my time.
So has work.
And The Last of Us.
And Soul Calibur.
And Laziness.

Also, Vanille is my new favorite Final Fantasy character and Hope can go suck a butthole.
Incoming waves of hate.

I'll try to get a new chapter out spoon.

As always......

Viva la Revolucion!

Man that felt good

Giggity

Introduction

The first day of college. You find it to be kinda of scary. Knowing none of the people around you, and being met by unfamiliar scenery gives you a feeling of insecurity. You do admit that the university is absolutely gorgeous. The buildings had a Italian architecture and roses have been planted all around the campus. Palm trees are seen all around, giving the university a tropical feel.

Looking around the campus, you can see people of several backgrounds. Chinese, Japanese, English, Irish, American, Italian, Nigerian, French, German, you name it. You also notice that many people have dyed their hair and are garbed in exoctic clothes. There were others that looked normal, by your standards, but you didn't pay much mind to them.

Solar University is the name of this college. Feeling privilleged to be attending this school, your thoughts drift off and you begin to think of your parents. Both loved you dearly and wanted best for you. You didn't think about how much they loved you until they were gone. When they died they gave you a very wealthy inheritance. This money is what is helping you pay for this college, but it doesn't matter as much to you as it would to others.

Without realizing it, you accidentally run into someone. The person you run into happens to be a very cute girl that had this innocent look to her. Noticing that she had dropped her stuff, you help pick them up.

"I am very sorry, my thoughts were somewhere else."

"It's ok," she whispers.

Looking at her, you are taken back at her beauty. She wore a yellow shirt that kept her shoulders exposed and a light pink skirt with a yellow trim. On her shirt there are three butterflies on the bottom left. Her hair was a soft pink and had one large curve, her eyes were a bluish green. She was almost as tall as you and had a elegant body.

She then precedes to walk away in a rush to the dorms, leaving you to wonder who she was and if you would ever get to see her again.

You walk away to the dean's office to be introduced to the head of the school. Her name was Dr. Celestia and she personally sent the letter of acceptance. She heard about your parents and was moved, but this doesn't mean your grades were overlooked. Dr. Celestia was impressed by your GPA and wanted to send the letter of acceptance to you.

"Hello there," she says.

She was a very tall individual that had blue, green, and pink hair. She spoke with a motherly voice.

"Hello Dr. Celestia," you respond.

"Please, just call me Celeste. I believe you will find this school to be to your liking. We are considered to be laid back, but we do have some rules that you should be aware of. First you must know that we have a zero-tolerance for bullying. Second, no drugs are allowed on campus, and no alcohol inside the dorms. Finally, no stealing."

"Understood, docto... I mean Celeste," you reply.

"Good, but I want you to have fun above all things. I will now let Pinkie Pie, which has been a concurrent student for two years and is now a freshman, show you to your dorm."

"Thank you."

You then exit her office, and are introduced to a wall of confetti.

"Hey I'mPinkiewhatsyournameyou'renewheresoamI,areyouexcitedbecauseIam," said the short girl with pink curly hair. She was pretty cute and had a bubbly personality.

"Nice to meet you Pinkie," you reply she seems kinda crazy, but she probably is lots of fun.

"You ready to see the school?"

"Yep!"

"Let's go then!" she replies. You both exit the building and preced to tour the campus. She points out all the eating places and tells you what they serve. You were astonished by how many restaurants were on campus. Not only were there so many places to eat, but each restaurant severed different kinds of food. Only a few had the same exact meals. While Pinkie goes on about all these restaurants, your mind drifts off again. This time was different, instead of thinking about your parents, you think about the girl you had ran into.

I wish I would have gotten that girl's name. She seemed to be perfect in every way. I wonder if she would.......who am I kidding here? She would never date a guy like me. It is probably best if I just stop thinking about her.

Without realizing it, Pinkie had stopped and you ran into her. You the fall to the ground and land on your back. Pinkie turns around to help you to your feet.

"Thanks, I was just daydreaming," you exclaim.

"Haha, it's ok silly. I do that same thing all the time, like when I think about parties or cake, oooooh I love cake."

"Maybe you can bake for me sometime."

"Gasp, you are so right! Maybe some other time, but right now, I have to show you to your dorm."

She kept a pace head of yours, giving you the opportunity to check her out. She wore a pink under shirts and pink shorts. These shorts accentuated her curves, making her ass look really good. damn . After staying behind for a good two minutes, you decide to match her pace.

It didn't take long for you two to reach your dorm.

"Aaaaaannnd here is your room, 3A. If you ever need help from the Pinkster, my dorm is just down the hall in room 3F."

"Thank you Pinkie, I hope to see you again soon," you reply.

Pinkie then decides to give you a big bear hug and then walks off. You walk into your room and immediately fall into your bed, to take a nap.

Author's Note

If you liked this then give it a thumbs up. I believe that I will be updating weekly, if you see any mistakes in grammar or spelling, then feel free to point it out. Enjoy!

Viva la Revolucion!

Avoiding the Awkward

Avoiding the Awkward

Long showers were always your favorite, but no shower was quite like this. The water was very warm running down your body. Being in the shower lets you stop and think. God this shower feels like a unicorn is pissing on me! Your thoughts haven't always been the most appropriate. I want to marry this shower. As the shower continued, so did your thoughts. Well that was an awkward encounter earlier. As hot as she was, I hope this doesn't make things between us too weird. Still though, it was really nice. I wonder if I could rub one.. Your thoughts are interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Yes, Fluttershy?" you respond.

"Sorry, maybe this is a bad time," she says.

"It's ok, what's up?"

"My friends wanted to eat supper tonight, and they have invited us.....so.....I was just wondering?"

"Yes, I'll be your sexy date." you interrupt.

"Oh my...I didn't."

"I'm just messing with you," you interrupt again,"I'll go with you to dinner."

"Thank you," she replies. You finish up your shower and step out. The cool breeze coming from the air vent gives you goosebumps. You grab a towel and dry yourself off, but you forgot to bring a change of clothes.

"Shy, could you bring me some clothes?" you ask, But there was no response. Must've left. You decide to exit the bathroom to get your clothes. With towel wrapped around your waist, you look through your closet for some clothes. The door to the room begins to creek, when one of Fluttershy's friends enters.

"Fluttershy darling, I forgot to....oh," she stops.

"Um..... Fluttershy isn't here right now," you respond with red blush on your face.

"That's quite alright, I'll just give the message to you.". This girl before you had purple curly hair and blue eyes. She was a little shorter than Fluttershy, but had the same body shape. Even in her tank top and yoga pants, she seemed to be very classy.

"Ok, what is it?"

"We'll be going to a fancy restaurant, and I just wanted to let you both know that you need to dress appropriately. Oh, where are my manners? I'm Rarity."

"Nice to meet you Rarity," you reply,"thank you for that information, but where am I supposed to get a suit?"

"I will make you one!" she exclaims.

"Really?"

"Of course!" she grabs you by the hand and drags you to her room. Inside her room, you see Applejack sitting on the bed on the opposite side of the room.

"Hey there, lover boy," began Applejack.

"Applejack darling, do you know this boy?" asks Rarity.

"Sure do, what's he doin here?"

"I'm fitting him for a suit."

"Ah see." With that, Rarity begins to measure you. Is almost seems that everyone in the room is oblivious to the fact that you are wearing nothing but a towel. Guess this isn't too much of a problem, as long as I don't get excited. As if on cue, Rarity drops some fabric on the floor that rolls under the cabinet next to you.

"Clumsy me!" she exclaims as she bends over to pick it up. You've got to be joking! The one time! "Applejack darling, you have longer arms than I do, could you get this roll of fabric that fell under the cabinet?"

"Sure can," she gleefully responds. You now took the time to notice that Applejack was wearing no pants, only panties and a white t-shirt. She bends over and begins to reach for the it. Sure! Why the hell not!? this was to much for you to handle, so you rush back to your room.

"Hmmm, I guess he left," exclaims Rarity,"doesn't matter, because I have his measurements."

"Can't imagine why he run off like that," replies Applejack.

"Ugh, put some pants on Applejack, this isn't a barn."

"Oh shit, Rarity, hand me those jeans o'er there. I have to go talk to him fer a minute."

"If you insist," she says as she hands Applejack her pants. Applejack then puts them on and walks towards your dorm.

"Darlin, sorry bout that. May I come in?"

"Can you give me a minute, I'm waiting for......certain things to cool down."

"Heh, guess that was my fault huh?" she questioned.

"Screw you!"

"Sounds like ya want ta."

"Why do you hate me so?"

"Let me count tha ways."

"Alright, you can come in now," you reply. Applejack walks in and sits on Fluttershy's bed.

"You enjoy stayin with Shy?"

"Yep." you exclaim. You have no idea.

"Glad at hear that lover boy. Y'all better not be messin around in here durin tha nights."

"Gettin jealous?" you coo.

"Says the guy who just got an erection so bad he had ta run back to his dorm."

"Just trying to avoid the awkward."

"You know, me and Rarity could've...fixed your little problem," she says seductively as she crawls closer to you.

"Oh yeah?"you ask in a nervous tone.

"Mhm," she responds while licking her lips. Applejack keeps crawling closer until her lips meet you ear. Hell yea, this is happening! "We'd just,"she began to seductively whisper into your ear, "kick your balls really hard." You just love killing the mood and destroying my fantasies, don't ya?"

"See ya later, lover boy!" she yells as she leaves the room.

"See you later AJ."

Author's Note

Got it done early. Disregard Lori, acquire new chapter.

Viva la Revolucion!