Thomas the tank engine finds his way to Equestria, and the first thing he notices is how sexy the girls are.

If you are reading this... I don't... I don't even... just why? WHY are you reading this? There's obviously nothing legitimate in here! I just noticed that there are no clops involving Thomas the tank engine and I did this for a dare.

OK, fine, if you're gonna read the story, don't say I didn't warn you. (If any of you get a boner from reading this, I will find where you live and slap you in the face)

Thumbs up to Mister Shooper for the amazing picture.