In which Twilight finally achieves her disgusting fetish

by Erebos

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1143

Twilight has a fetish a very shitty fetish

Twilight is a lover of fecal play

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-23 01:30:01 UTC

This chapter is full of shit

Spike had left the treehouse. At long last twilight had a chance to engage in her favorite sexual pastime fecal play. This is going to be so fun she thought to her self as she skipped happily up the stairs, and into the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the toilet a hellish sound left her anus shit began  pouring out of her but as though it were a bucket pouring water the stench in the room was unbearable, eventually the noise changed from squishy to a cacophony straight from hell one that would raise the dead if ever heard

After 25 minutes of this Twilight was still defecating she had no idea and couldn't do anything to stop the powerful brown volcano from erupting from her anal sphincter. She tried clenching her muscles to no avail.eventually she got up and went to leave but found herself still shitting unsure what to do she tried to run but the shit propelled her into the ground.

By now the shit was at least ankle deep when Twilight prayed to the great Raptor Jesus.

And down from the heavens he came and walked up to Twilight as he said." I will make love to you."

He then pushed twilight on her back and ripped of his robe reveling a 20in. Penis. He then began the love making moving as fast as possible to prevent the shit from rising up and swallowing them. However Twilight began to bleed as the intensity of the pounding increased she could feel her vagina tearing into pieces she tried to yell in pain but Raptor Jesus took his dick out and shoved down Twilights' esophagus  lacerating her voice box,  he continued to pound deep into her throat using her blood as lubricant along with the shit that was still spewing out of Twilight be it a much slower rate.

Raptor decided to make a new hole using a claw he makes a perfect cut and begins hammering a way at her liver. She attempts to scream but due to her throat damage she can't as Raptor Jesus continues the barrage of thrusts, the liver bursts open like a piñata on a birthday then Raptor flips her over pushes her down into the shirt and begins sodomizing her. Twilight attempts to breath and yelp at her destroyed anus but she couldn't as she let that final bubble she collapsed into the pool of shit.

But Raptor wasn't done using his god like strength he ripped the unicorn's head of and began fucking the skull he count inured until he had a release so grand a third of the treehouse was destroyed.

After seeing the carnage Raptor uttered a prayer summoning all the shit into a shit duplicate of Raptor Jesus

They began to make love.

It stated with mini kisses on the lips then Shit Jesus initiated the game of tonsil hockey as Raptor payed it down on the ground he began licking and stroking the shit phallus eventually he put it in his mouth and began bobbing his head up and down. Eventually Shit Jesus came close to cumming but Raptor turned him over and inserted his penis into the Shit Jesus' ass, and began pounding away.

Moving at speeds unknown to ponykind. Raptor Jesus was good as those within a 200 mile radius could hear the moans of Shit Jesus begging for it.

Eventually Shit Jesus had hit his limit as his shit prostate was about to burs. it did as Shit Jesus moaned a combination of shit and cum not seen before had exited his penis. Raptor knew he was close and shot his load with the intensity of 500 hoses.

While lying in the afterglow the shit had now turned back into shit so he uttered a prayer that revived Twilight

he looked at the shit Twilight and said. "Marry me, that shit was great but you are the best thing that has ever happens to me." She replied. " yes yes yes yes yes yes."

(1 year later)

Inside the Canterlot castle a weeding is taking place as the sTwilight Sparkle and Raptor Jesus were getting married today everyone was in an extremely happy mood.the priest began speaking. " Do you Twilight Sparkle take Raptor Jesus to be lawfully wedded husband." With a tear in her eye she replied. " I do." The priest looked at Raptor as he said " do you take Twilight Sparkle to be your lawfully wedded wife." Raptor was speechless for about 3 hours when the priest finally said." Well"

Raptor turned to him looked him dead in the eye and said." I do" Twilight leaped for joy into Raptor's dinosaur arms as they began the ceremonial act of eating face. As the festivities began a pony  from a table announced that he was the best colt and began to give his toast." Now when I met Raptor we were in college and he would always tell me. " Red don't bring chickens home." Now I was confused so naturally being the asshole that i am i bring a chicken home and the scaly bitch.." at this every one stopped no pony dared to move a muscle raptor jesus got up and said.

"What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Grifonia, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in changeling warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Equestrian Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me one the day of my wedding? Think again, bucker. You better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re bucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking dead, kiddo."