And Not A Single Barn Was Rised That Day

by TrollestiaSubject

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random
Length: 1076

Apple Family Reunion, re-told from the original.

A graphic retold of Apple Family Reunion, with a diferent background setting.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-18 09:02:27 UTC

Apple Family Reunion, re-enacted by Trollestia subjects.

Hey, Big mac, I found you porn, Can I have now the burger that you promised me?

That's not big mac porn, that's me when I was young.

This apple has been here 60 years, but back then we used to smoke them.

Those were good old times indeed.

Oh, no, wait, I had forgoten of this family heirloom that marks the end of the days in Equestria. We have mayian roths, had I told you before?

Luckly we have been sending this "End of Equestria" pamphlets since Apple Bloom learned to write.

Apple bloom, the word going to end in... like.... Tomorrow!

Yay, I'm gonna stop doing slave's job

Ah, no, no, no, no, Apple Bloom. Like in the acient Egipt, you'll continue to be our slave even after death. We have egyptian roths, had I told you before?

Then I don't like the idea of the world ending.

Apple Bloom, how can you said that, we're earth ponies, and one of our duties is bring the end of the worlds.

End of the world my apples, I wanna try to get my cutie mark as "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS, PORN ACTRESS!!!"

So screw you guys, I'm Going Home.

Apple Bloom, but that's idiolitic! You're already always naked.

Alright, since we're totally a feminist society just because lesbian couples are fine, Big mac is going to do all Apple Bloom pamphlets job now.

Now that the world is going to end, all my black magic is gathering and all my dark power and youth is returning.

Hey, Big McIntosh, would not you totally hit on that, if she were like that all the time, I would

Eeyup.

How is it you would? I still cute and pretty, and I'm showing you by staying in my old pony form. I'm still younger than Celestia, and my pies are better, besides remember that this is not even my final form.

Ok, ok, but then inbreed relationships are fine?

Ah, that? That has been always the family way, I guess thats ok.

Ok then, if I help with the pamphlets, would you now return to your younger self form? Please.

I wanna see that cute green mare again.

You silly pony, I better call all the family for an old fashioned "goodbye to the world" pony inbreeding, besides I don't like orange mares with freckles.

Look, that's your aunt Saucy Cauldron, who attract young stallions from the road in the night, with promises of hot coffee.

And then witch form, and she ate them.

And those are my friends since I was a little filly.

So you got problems to find out your cutie mark too, Granny?

Of course not, Apple Bloom, you need to be product of too many inbreed relationships to not be able to figure your cutie mark at the age you start doing friends.

Ah, really? Ok, that's fine, I have totally figured out my cutie mark. It's... something, with apples.... blooming, yeah, that's it.

Something tells me you're kinda lying, Apple bloom.

Shut up, Applejack, you're a blondie! What do you know?

I still remember when you got that stupid idea of disguise as boy.

But the muzzle modification was making you starve.

Remember it was your cuteness what killed your parents, so shut up.

Granny, then if baby Applejack killed our fathers, that means I'm adopted? then I don't have the obligation of serving you in the afterlife?

No, Apple Bloom. Applejack was a baby a really long time.

She's buying it.

Oh, I remember when I scaped from prision.

Of course I had to free some other convicts too, to take the suspicions away from me.

Of course I was going to ate them all, when they realized that, it was too late for them.

But they bought their freedom doing Pies for me,

Hey Applejack, where are you going without your forth prostetic leg, it's a very interesting story, let me tell you the rest of it.

You said you know the rest of the story and wanna leave early to bed and think about the aesoup on it? Ok.

And you're not worthy of my elderly witchcraft knowledge, so good night.

Anyway, the world ended to the next day, and it was marvelous.

Big Mac bucked everything he wanted to his heart content.

Apple Bloom got her last day busy, beating her greatest enemy, Fluttershy.

Rarity designed the line of products she always wanted, but with which she would never be able to enter to the Canterlot's fashion elite.

Didn't beat Applejack playing that tought.

Pinkie shared her honey with everypony.

And got some for herself

Rainbow Dash let het wetness fall over ponyville, and she said it was rain.

But specially over this mare. who obviously doesn't seem to mind some sports in the water.

Catching thunders, best watersport since 2012.

Big mac tasting something hard, because the wolrd is going the end, and only for that.

This filly over here got a serious issue with ciertan, disturbing, fillia, that starts with Z, followed the first two words in James Bond codename.

But be glad, she did her dream come true before the end.

Cloudchaser was there after sacrifice her sister to prove her worty,

But proved only to be worthy as pegasus sacrifice for the hailbringers of the end, the earth ponies.

Bonbon was also there without Lyra, or hat. But after satiate those stomach rumblings, that only horns would satisfice.

One last letter for Celestia, that reads "I Didn't learn anything again, Ain't you getting tired of be wrong all the time?"

Ok, I'm done with this world, release the angry bats.

And, no, Spike didn't get love in the "End of the world" party.

At least not consensually.

And he wasn't the only one.

Apple Bloom got her cutie mark that last day, in being observed by fetichist ponies

Which got mixed reactions of surpise.

And everypony's bird got out everything it had.

And not a single pyramid was built that day.

Then the pony world started to end.

Octavia, without her fancy mud make up, or cello. How the good earth pony she is, helped to bring the ponycalipse, playing until the end.

And that's how Equestria was destroyed.

Now, you better leave a comment, or Applejack is going to convince Spike to give her a golden ticket to another world, and this time...

Will be ours...