Banned From Equestria: The Fanfic

by BigBadBronyBeast

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 1448

I played BFE, and I thought I'd write a fanfic. Sorry if someone already did, I never really searched. This DOES contain somewhat mature content. Enjoy!

I played BFE, and I thought I'd write a fanfic. Sorry if someone already did, I never really searched. This DOES contain somewhat mature content. Enjoy!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-18 20:30:55 UTC

Entering Ponyville

I dropped slowly into blackness. I had no idea where i was headed. But then I awoke to the sound of a voice. "Hey, wake up!"

"Who are you?" I asked. "I am The Great And Powerful Trixie!" she responded. I saw a blue unicorn mare in front of my eyes. I was strangely attracted to her. "I've cast a spell upon you to turn you into a pony. But beware, this spell lasts only three days! Make 'em count!"  I would. I just didn't know. I had no home, and i was a pony now. I walked around a bit. I saw a cottage, a forest, and a blue rubber ball. I picked it up and kept it with me. I eventually came across a tree that looked strangely like a house. i knocked on the door and a purple unicorn burst out.

"Who are you?" she asked. "Umm.. my name is... Red." I just said this because i happened to be a red pony. "Oh, what a nice name. I'm Twilight Sparkle." she responded. I was attracted to her, even more than I was to Trixie. I decided that if I was to be an official resident of this area, I would need to get to know at least one resident. She and I talked for a while, until she handed me a book. We read it together, until I had to leave. I had memorized some odd chants from the book. Twilight had said they were spells. I bumped into Trixie on the road. "Oh, just the guy I was looking for! I got my hooves on a transformation spell. No you can become a Unicorn or Pegasus!" she said.

I asked politely to be a Unicorn, so i could use the spells i read with Twilight. I took another walk after thanking Trixie, and bumped into a large rock. I figured it wouldn't hurt to try magic on it. And I did. It broke into millions of pieces, and a beautiful orange pony walked up to me. "Wow! You broke it!" she said. "I'm Applejack. You seem like a powerful young stallion. Care to buck some apples for me?" I had just met her, and didn't want to be rude. I spent about an hour bucking apples until i got my payment and Applejack asked me to go back to the barn with her. I pretty much blacked out after i got to Applejack's room. She and I talked, but not much, she decided she wanted to have some fun. She tied me in a lasso, grabbed my, ahem, rod, and we had some fun... who am I kidding, sex with a pony was heavenly! It was night when we finished, so i went and fell asleep under a tree, waiting to see what else could happen in Ponyville....

Twilightlicious! Err, I mean, Spike-licious!

Pinkie had a surprise for me. SHE WOULD NOT STOP TALKING! But still, the sex made up for it. Since i still had wings, and a lot of money, I did something odd. I remembered Twilight saying her assistant spike ran away. I bought a train ticket just in case, and flew around to find Spike. I saw him in the leaves of Twilight's house. He and I argued, until I gave up my train ticket and he said he would open Twilight's window for me that night. I didn't want to miss that! But at nightfall, I had other plans.

I had to convince Trixie to have sex with me and then go see if I could convince this other pony named Fluttershy I had heard about to do the same. I wanted to have the best time i could in Ponyville. So that night, I built up the courage to break Trixie's spell barrier. Then, she woke up. Oh, she was the best. First, she ran her tongue across my lips, than my chest, than my rod. She slowly wrapped her lips around it. My, ahem, "fluids" rushed down her throat. She sucked harder. then, she and I did so many unmentionable things that i forgot about my other ponies. As for Fluttershy, she had sex with a bunny before me, and I wasn;t all that pleased.

I flew to Spike, who opened Twilight's window. "Care for a bit of action?" asked Spike. I assumed he meant me and Twilight, but he meant a threesome. Twilight woke up as we pounced on her. She cast various spells on my rod, while Spike's rod entered me from behind. Twilight spread her legs, and we had lots of fun, but eventually she fell asleep again. Spike still wanted more. He and I had our fun until morning, and even past then. We switched who was banging who, and I realized males in this town were more satisfying than females, even though i wasn't exactly gay.I realized this was perverted, so after I spent my time on top of him, I left, trying hard to forget that. I went back to Applejack's farm on the third day. This was going to be great.

Rainbow Of Love

I woke up in the middle of the night to blasting dubstep music. I found the source: A cottage with a white unicorn at a turntable inside it. I eventually made it in, after finding the key. The pony didn't even speak, she just floated a pill into my mouth and I couldn't help myself. The pill must have done something. Because right now, she and I were banging to dubstep. It was even more heavenly than Applejack. She was in charge, giving me all she had. And I didn't even hesitate. After a while, it became painful, and I hopped out an open window. When day came,I asked Trixie to become a Pegasus, and she let me.

I flew into the clouds and saw a pony i seemed to know. I remembered her name: Rainbow Dash. It was weird. But I walked up to her and she recognized me. "Red! You got wings! Wanna race?"  I agreed, because she seemed like she really wanted it. But she had more to add. "Loser becomes the winner's slave! I've got some work for you when I win..." I was in now. This whole sex stuff was amazing. And the ponies were becoming more and more attractive. Best of all, I actually won the race! I don't even need to tell you the conversation. You know what I made her do.

"OH HELL YEAH!" she screamed.

needless to say, she loved it.

It wasn't even night, so I went to a bakery called Sugarcube Corner. The owner saw me with the blue ball I had picked up and said Pinkie Pie, a girl who lived with her, would love it. She wrapped it and took it to Pinkie's room. "Pinkie would like to see you!" yelled the owner.

Mac Makes It The Best Part

Remember how I said males in Ponyville were more satisfying during sex? That ran through my head so much. The Spike Threesome was a moment i wanted to last forever, even though it was perverted and somewhat gay. But I didn't care who would call me gay, or if I really was. I approached Big Mac, Applejack's brother. "Hey Mac, want something better than apples?" I said. "It's called sex" I whispered to him. "Eeyup." He said, after a long line of saying "Nope."

He lunged forward, his tongue and lips giving my rod the best experience I had ever had. Not only that, but he was sweating like a dog, and his body was above me as he gave me this experience. His rod was right there, making contact with my lips. He didn't expect it, but i captured it in my mouth. It felt good. He was happy too, or at least i thought so. His eyes were closed and he was just heavenly to be doing this with. Then, we both stopped. I laid on top of him as my rod entered his sweat-covered backside. Inward and outward, banging it in while ferociously flapping my wings so it would go faster. He returned the favor, but he did it forever. and I mean FOREVER.

I realized we had done it overnight, until the morning of the fourth day, but I wasn't human. I heard Trixie's voice saying "I thought about it, and you can stay..." softly. It was odd, since she wan't there. But I didn't care. I was there forever.

And THAT is why it was the best part.

My story ends here.

Ponyville was my home. Plenty of time for more fun with ponies!