Discord's Revenge.

by IrishAurum

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Dark
Length: 733

Discord is sick of being nice to ponies so he devises a plan to end the ponies who did this to him...

Discord is sick of being nice to ponies so he devises a plan to end the ponies who did this to him.By ending the ponies who hold the elements of harmony, AppleJack,PinkiePie,FlutterShy,RainbowDash,Rairty,And that god awful TwilightSparkle. No one can stop him from taking his kingdom back from….

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-20 23:02:16 UTC

The plan!

Discord's Revenge

Chapter One

'Damn being friendly is so disgusting' I thought to myself. Now that I, the lord of chaos,Discord lives in Canterlot things have gone down hill... At first all the ponies were all like "oh no Discord is back!" As they ran off in opposite direction of me. Not like I wanted to be friends anyway... After A while they kept asking me for favors like "Discord can you do this?" "Can you do that?" or my favorite. *cough cough* "Discord can you water my flowers." I'm sick of it! One of these days I will get my revenge on all of those damn mares and take back my throne that I rightfully Deserve!

I could destroy them I tell you! I could! Those smiling ponies with their brightly colored buildings,delicious pastries,their silly ol' magic tricks... Why I ought to seriously do something about it,but with this nice friendly disguise I've got going on I can't do much,but it's a small price to pay so I can stay out of that dreadful statue form. I can't do much,but it's a small price to pay so I can stay out of that dreadful statue form. I can't do any of that dreadful statue form. I can't do any open torture now can I?... No I really can't. Doesn't anypony want chocolate rain,cotton candy clouds, and an evil tyrant to rule them all?!?! Well no, of course not with that Princess Celestia running around with her niceness and I can't forget Luna! Also that other princess what was her name again... Oh yes! Princess Cadence, the one who spreads love and other things like that,as well as being a sister-in-law to that Twilight Sparkle that I hate with a burning Passion! I've decided it... I will get my kingdom back,or truly die trying!

Now I can't exactly plan this in the middle of the street can I? No the streets are too clean here in this area of the city,lights dimmed,shops closed,and overall just cleanliness. Wait,who I am kidding I'm king of chaos I can do whatever the buck I want to! Yet I should plan from what prying eyes can see me. I need to go somewhere more secluded where I can think... Yes! My so called "house" here in this abomination of a city that's where I'll plan my future onslaught to kill them.Oooo this is going to be so much fun! Way more then my first reign! Now off to my "house" which is really just a damn cave with a door...

Well regardless of it being a comfortable creepy old cave I could careless about it now. Since I've got something to do here now. Especially since I can actually use it to plan the death of eight very important ponies! Being the lord of chaos is a busy job you really don't have time for other recreational things. Now how exactly do I want to handle them,this threat of mine to get my throne back.Hmmm... I'd prefer to take them out one by one instead of the whole group... Yes! More fun you know! Let the last pony go mad because the rest of her friends would be gone! Perfect but which one do I start with? This might be a problem... I can't take the royalty out first, it just doesn't feel right. Well that leaves six ponies to eliminate first of those main six like that pesky Twilight Sparkle,or that... wait I know I'll get rid of that Rainbow Dash. Yes Rainbow Dash, the mare who holds the element of loyalty. The Pegasus who lives in a cloud mansion,who can preform a sonic rainboom. how will I kill her... OH YES!! I know how! Guess ol' Discord will be busy taking a vist to his little dashie won't he? Well before I begin excuting this plan I should really put my plan all the way though shouldn't I? Yes I should but who next?

Well I have 8 mares to choose from. Let's see hmm. I have Apple Jack, Owner of Sweet apple acres or,Rairty,famed dress maker of ponyvile, or maybe just maybe the element of laughther a personal favorite of mine,Pinkie Pie. Yes,YES! It's perfect! Oh how I love laughter, it's my favorite of those aweful elements after all! Pinkie Pie deserves the right to be second,besides isn't second best anyway?