Creative Thought

Creative Thought

By Awesomedude17

"YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

As the final set ended, the mau5 waved dopely at the crowd, seemingly acting stupid.

It was exactly what Envision was expecting from the stallion. The dude was very crazy indeed.

"Well then, Trixie will take her pay now." Trixie said in a stuck-up tone.

"We'll get our paycheck yet, but for now, ya better get backstage." Envision said.

"Very well then Red Flag, The Talented and Illusionary Trixie will go backstage then."

"Yeah yeah, and cut out dat third-pony crud, it's dull and kinda douchey."

"Wha... how..."

"He's kinda right Trixie, not that I'd say those exact words." Twilight nodded, eyes closed.

"...Fine, I'll be backstage." Trixie went to a nearby ladder and began to climb down.

"Let's go, we got an afterparty, and dere is bound to be some girls backstage dat want a piece of everypony who played, and a few guys too." Envision opened the door out of the room.

"Guysh..." Rainbow slurred.

"Gotta account for da coltcuddlers too."

"Makes perfect sense. It was very nice to see you again Twilight Sparkle."

"Very nice to see you too, Princess."

The two laughed a bit and they went their separate ways.

"Ah never knew the princess was into this kinda music." Applejack said.

"Ya know, when ya live as long as her, ya probably want tah change a few things in ya life tah make things... less dull." Vinyl said.

"Totally." Envision replied.

Applejack nodded. "Huh, guess that make lotta sense."

"Just like her face."

"Bug off, horseface!" Vinyl yelled, making Envision smirk.

Several minutes later, everyone was backstage. Trixie and Chip were chatting a bit. Not wanting to listen in, Envision just went to the minibar to grab a soda.

"Well, I must say, he was actually very good." Rarity said.

"Buck yeah, I am!" Chip Tune yelled out. Rarity cringed at the language, and looked at Envision.

"What can I say, he's a vulgar SOB."

"...Fine then. Wait, don't you..."

"Listen to music after our shows? Ya kiddin', right?"

"First off, it is rude to interrupt a lady."

"Duly noted."

"Second, why not?"

"Simply sayin', we kinda sick of listenin' to house and hip-hop and dubstep and all dat. We need a break. We're done with de tours." Envision took a long drag of soda and sighed in content.

"Makes... quite a bit of sense actually."

"Yeah, yeah." Envision caught something in the corner of his, turned his head and smirked.

"Look look, Vin's totally checkin' out ya friend's flank."

"Excuse me?" Rarity turned her head to see Vinyl, staring at Pinkie Pie's flank, clear as day.

"So she is... I'm a fashion designer, so I don't follow the music industry much. I wouldn't have guess she would've been..."

"Is it, how ya say, 'fancyin' the same sex?'"

"Yes, exactly."

"Ya know, I was one of da first to know dat."

"Really? How?" Rarity moved a bit closer to hear what he was going to say.

"Family secret." Envision said with a smug look, until he realized what he just said.

"Family secret? Not so secret now, isn't it?" Rarity replied smugly.

Envision moved his head closer to the white mare and spoke in a low, serious tone, through gritted teeth.

"Not. One. Word. Got it."

Rarity pouted, but then nodded with a manure-eating smile.

"Very well, she has to be your sister then." Rarity whispered.

"Yeah. Not. Another. Word." Envision continued.

"Very well, your secret's safe with me."

"Oh, hey guys, did you all know that Vinyl's Envision's sister!"

"Of for the love of... CHIP!"

"Dammit Chip."

Chip laughed, giving the most annoying look he could muster.

Bucking dick. Envision thought to himself.

"Wait, what! I never knew that!" Pinkie hopped moved to Envision. "You are..." Pinkie moved almost instantly to Vinyl's side. "...this mare's brother! That is so exciting, areyouexcited,becauseI'mexcitedandthey'resiblings. Thiscallsforapartywithcakeandstreamersandpunchandchimicherrychangas!"

As Pinkie babbled on, Envision and Vinyl turned towards the mau5.

"We're not friends anymore." Vinyl simply said.

"Whatever, I got what I wanted." Chip laid himself back, putting his hooves behind his head.

"Time for revenge."

"What are you talking about, Envision?"

"Hey guys, ever heard about the time he went for several days without food, and passed out in the middle of the..."

Chip tackled the DJ and snarled at him.

"YOU BUCKING..."

Envision kicked off the rabid producer and used his magic to produce a pool cue. Chip grabbed the nearest beer bottle with his mouth and smashed it on the counter. The two soon dashed at each other and the rest is history.

"Okay, Mister Chip Tune and Mister Envision Creativity, you are both out on bail."

Envision had a black eye, several cuts along his body, many bruises, and a swollen front hoof, which had an ice pack on. Chip had a red mark in between the eyes, a bloodied nose, and a twisted ankle. The two looked to see two mares. One was Rarity, the other was a peach colored unicorn mare with a raven black mane and green eyes, and a tattoo kit cutie mark, with several tattoos all over her body. Both were clearly unhappy.

"Oh, hey honey..." Chip said meekly.

"Hey honey? That's all you have to say? Do you realize what you just did?"

"Hey, he pissed me off!"

"DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID, DO YOU WANT TO GET DEPORTED TO CLOPTARIO BEFORE OUR WEDDING!"

"Tattoo Kit, I can tell you're angry..."

"Angry. Oh, angry doesn't EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!" The mare used her magic to grab Chip's ear and began to pull him out of the station.

"Oh, ow owowow!"

"You should have known better, you moron! Do you realize how much bail was? You're lucky you didn't kill somepony! I can't believe you just..." The voice faded as the two left the station. Envision looked to see Rarity, with a look of annoynce, rather than hate. She opened her mouth to speak.

"I know you didn't mean to anger that... ruffian, but you should have known better."

"Yeah, I should have." Envision rubbed the back of his head. "Danks for bailin' me out."

"Not a problem darling, it was the generous thing to do."

"So, how much?"

"175 bits."

"I'll pay ya back, I promise." Envision said in a calm tone.

"Really now? And why?"

"My mess, ya cleaned it up a bit. I could repay ya. It's easy for me."

"I'd assume so."

"Yeah. Hey, where do ya live?"

"Oh, I live in Ponyville."

"Ponyville? Wow, I actually have a summer home there, and guess what..."

"The Summer Sun celebration is just around the corner." Rarity said in a somewhat confused tone.

"Yeah, and after I'm done payin' the fines, I'm gonna be in Ponyville for the summer, chillin'!"

"How... wonderful..."

"Yep, gonna see ya a lot dis summer. Dat's in..."

"One week."

The two were soon outside the building after signing some paperwork.

"Court's in two days. Gonna see ya for da summer."

"Alright then, but you're still rather unruly."

"And you need to learn how to relax." Envision emphasised the sentence with swaying forelegs.

"I'll relax with the spa, thank you."

"Whatever floats ya boat, Rarity. I'll be seein' ya."

"As will I. Good luck."

"Later." The two separated, and went their separate ways. Not many ponies recognized the beat up stallion, but considering how he was just beat up to a pulp, he got off easy actually.

He had a summer to relax, and enjoy himself.