Hell hath no fury...

by SomeAssembleRequired

Back to School

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" Aaah... "Scotaloo yawned. " Wake up. Time for school. "

The three fillies woke up, brushed their teeth and went to the kitchen. It was obvious, that they were hiding something. Hase noticed that, spun, turned to Loky and got a huge mashine out of nowhere:

" Be careful what you say, young fillies, it is a lie detector! "

" Celestia! " Sweetie was intimidated

" Just buzzin' " Loky shot the thing with his scepter. It dissapeared and he turned back to Hase.

" Hase? " Sweetie asked

" Yes? "

" Ya'll have to come to school today. " Applebloom told him.

" Oh, no, Dummy will care your backpacks, it's the one of the few things he's good at. "

" No, there is a " Parent Job day" at school, all of our parents are busy and our sisters are in Canterlot. " Sweetie replied to him

" I didn't know, that Scotaloo had a sister. "

" I don't, but Cherilee told us, that we must definitely bring somepony. " Scotaloo said him

" But... I've got work to do! " the stalion defended himself

" Ohh... " the Cutie Mark Crusaders made a very sad face.

" Fine. " Hase gave up

" Yay! " the three fillies jumped in the air

" And remember- 10 o'clock! " Sweetie told him as they entered the school

" Yes, yes, now enter! " Hase replied

" Bye, Hase! "

" Bye! "

The three fillies entered the school and the landicorn walked back to his house.

" Djarvis, prepare the Mark VII. We are going to give them a little show. " the stalion spoke as he entered the house

" ... and that was my dad, the banker! " Diamond Tiara finished speaking

Everypony clapped with hooves

" That was great, Diamond Tiara! " Cherillee told her

" Now I should go, sugarcube! " the obviously busy dad of Diamond Tiara went out of the room

" Next are... Scotaloo, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle! " Cherilee announced

" What is it this time?  Another old mare's tale from Granny Smith? A manual how to buck apples from Applejack? A horiible fashion show from Rarity? " Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon laughed at the Cutie Mark Crusaders .

Before they could defend theirselves, a blast of energy broke the window and something, that was coloured in gold yellow, silver and red fell through it. When it got up, the three fillies could recognize Hase's Iron Stalion suit, but complete panic was in the heads in everypony else. Everypony ducked for cover. Ony Snips and Snails were running in circle and yelled

" A robot! Save yourselves! "

"Hey! " Hase spoke.

Snips and Snails looked at each other for a second and then again ran in circle, this time yelling:

" A cyborg! Save yourselves! "

" It ain't no cyborg, it's Hase. Our foalsitter! " Applebloom told them

" Huh? " Snips and Snails looked at Applebloom, slammed in each other and fell on the ground.

" Your foalsitter? " Cherillee got up from behind the desk.

" Yes! Hase, nice to meet you! I'll fix the window, I swear! " Hase stretched his hoof to Cherilee, but she was still afraid.

" Oh. Djarvis? "

The helmet lifted and revealed Hase's face.

" Cherilee. " the teachmare got his hoof and shaked it.

The students also got out from under their desks.

" Aren't you that inventor, that came to live here soon? " Cherilee asked him

" The same. " the stalion replied

" Oh, Celestia! " Cherilee and all the students fell to the ground " Why didn't you say, that you are a prince? "

" He ain't no prince, he just got both wings and horn! " Applebloom told her

" She's right. " Hase supported her.

The confused ponies got up.

" But how do you have both wings and a horn and you aren't a prince? " Snips asked him

" DNA manipulation and other complicate things you wouldn't understand. " the landicorn replied

" Can you do other things but blow stuff up? " Snails asked him.

" Yes, but I need to get outside. "

The class followed the inventor. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were happy. And Diamond Tiara was angry, because she couldn't make a laugh out of them.

" And now... Djarvis? "

The helmet of the suit came down and the Iron Stalion came to action. He saw, that Diamond Tiara was going to pour a cup of lemonade on Scotaloo's head. He immeadietly shot a repulsor ray out of his front hoof and broke the cup. The whole lemonade instead poured on Diamond Tiara herself

" Demonstration number 1. " he spoke

Everypony laughed at the wet fancy earth pony.

" Ha- ha! " a bunch of seniors nearly hit Cherilee while riding on their scateboards. But Hase fired a strong unibeam from his chest through the wheels of the three scateboards and the bullies instead fell in front of Cherilee.

" You got yourself a detention! " the angry Cherilee sent the seniors inside.

" Demonstration number 2. " Hase noted

" Can you do anything else? " Snips asked him

" You haven't seen the half of it. Djarvis, I won't need the suit anymore."

The suit's back part dissasembled the same way it assembled in Hase's mansion and Hase got out of it.

" For the next trick I will need a bunch of old newspapers and a cup of water. " he told them

The young colts brought him the newspapers and the cup.

" Fire. " he spoke and sent a fireball with his hooves at the old newspapers, who immeadieetly turned to ashes.

" Celestia! Cherilee was amazed

" Not yet. Water! " he made the water rise from the cup and washed Diamond Tiara with it.

" So the wasps don't sting you! "he joked after the class finished laughing

" Ice!" he made the remaining water freeze

" Earth! " a rock got underneath his feet and lifted him 3 feet over the ground

" Light and darkness... " he sent a ball of dark mist and a ball of blinding light in the sky, where they exploded like fireworks

" ... and Wind! " he sent a tornado at the nearby apple tree. It returned and he got the only thing, that it ripped off the tree with his magic- an apple. "

Everypony but the angry Diamond Tiara clapped with their front hooves

Hase smiled, spun and turned to Loky. A second after that a big jack-out-of-the box appeared next to him.

" Go away! " he yelled at it

" Nope. " the toy replied with the voice of Big Mack

" Go away! "

" I prefer, that I don't leave the place, where I am. " this time it copied Rarity's voice

" Argh! " Loku shot a blue bolt with his scepter and the box dissapeared. In the moment Loky turned to Hase, he was struck by lightning.

" Hase! " Scotaloo was worried

" Nothing to worry about, young filly. " Thorse replied to her. As he lifted his Mjolnir at the sky, clouds started gathering. A lightning struck the hammer and from it it bounced at Diamond Tiara.

" And finally the drying service! " Thorse told the ponies, who laughed immeadietly.

" Oh, yeah! " Hase said as he turned back to normal. " Who bullies who now, Tiara? "

" Ah, Hase, Ah ain't think, ya should brag so much. " Applebloom told him

" Nonsence! To brag means to tell, yhat you are, what you aren't."

" But you ain't almighty as ya said!"

" Really? "

The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked at each other. It appeared, that the huge power, that Hase held, had made him a complete bragger. Even Tiara, who ran away in tears, didn't deserve that. They had this thought in their heads for the whole day.

' What are they worrying about so much? ' Hase wondered while he flew back home in the Mark VII.

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