Plot Holes

by Sir Clopsolot

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Spike, Comedy, Rarity, Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 1666

Twalight Spakle runs around Pinyville filling everyones plot holes

twalight spalkle goes around filing eberyones plot holes

anyways this is not supposed to be read seriously and if you don't like vulgar humor then please pay attention to content ratings for your own sake and don't think anything labeled as such to be filled with sunshine and rainbows

Published 2012-02-07 20:01:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-07 20:01:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Everything wuz sonshine and rainbrows in ponyland but Twalight Spakle didnt care about the son ore the sine becuase she wuld spend all day in a tree makign cookies lul not rly she waz just doing wierd thangs with buuks becuase her head is an egg. She wuz readign abaout plots and holes and plot holes but not those kind of plot holes, she wuz raeding about pwnie plot holes in a medicle book fraom the 1900's that totally said that fillies wuld go histericle becuz their plots had big holes and if u fil up teh holes den day wil be moar happie.

So Twalight Spakle thunk 'wowsers i dudnt know that!' so she went and made a homade 'filly hystaria cureing aparatus' that she culd stik in the plot of all her freinds. 'but wait!' she thout outlaud to herself 'wut if it duznt work right! I shuld test it on something expandabel first. Spike!'

Twalight remambered that she left Spike starped down in the basment from her last exparaments. 'oh ya' and she run down to the smally basment to get spike. 'oh noes spikey wut happan to u!?' Spike wuz straped down into a tabel wath urine and excrement stains undar him and he wuz totally fat from nut eating amything for a weak. 'Twalight u used meh as test subject for ur drugs ramember?' and twalight was all like 'lulz o ya i forgot about dat. Anyway spake u luk hystiricle ur the perfect tast subject for my hystaria curing aparatus' and Twalight stuck the HCA (dats wut its called now, deal with it) into spikes plot hole. spake maoned and druuled all over himself as deh HCA stamulated his aenus which wuz also in his plot. 'huzzah it warks!' exclamed twalight spakle. 'eeeew its all darty nao, spike clane up the mess u made' and spike totally cleaned teh hystaria curing aparatus (im calling it teh laong name again) with his dragon tunge witch wuz totally groass. 'bery effective, but a little groass' twalight said (o my gawd a quoate from teh show dat means this is totally legit!)

so twalight wus happi that har hystaria cure wuz working like a charm, lul not really, it wuz working like a vibrator cus thats wut it totalyl was and she thaut to harself 'hmmm wut fraind shud i cure of histarya first? waell which of my frands are usully the most hystaricle. o i know Rariety, she is totally fraking out at eberything!'

so twalight went to rarieteys house which was also har boutique (oh my goodness gratuitous me i spelled butique right the farst time zoh meh gawdness that wuz awesome) and she knocked on teh door thr3 times so dat she culd know she wuz thare and answer the door for her cus thats wut ppl uzualy do when dey hear a knocking on teh door. 'oh twalight sao nice 2 c u' rareti said two twalight spakle. 'o u hav no idear hao nice it is to cee me! I r going to cure u of your hystiria'
'histiria?' rareity said 'but i dunt have hystiria'
'if u rly had histira would u know u had hysteria, dis is fur ur own good'

and twalight spakle pulled out a naedle but she had no saddlebags so rareity dudn't know ware she wuld be kaeping thad, she pulled it right our of her plot! (see wut i did ther? lul k) 'twalight wut r u doing get away fraom me!'
'see raritae? ur acticing histaricle let me help u!'
'o is dat wut thats for? k'

twalight injacted her cloptatic fraend with teh naedle and she wus onconscious. when she wake up she wuz in twalights basment next too spike. 'oh hai spaike how r u been?'
'oh not bad, iv bean tied up and starving in twalights basment for ovar a weak so iv been worse'
'dats nise, btw u know if twalight had hard time draging me hear.'
'oh noe she use magic remambar and she just told eberyone that she wuz takking u to a suprise slumbar party'
'slumbar party are nice, like dat one time i had slumbar party and tree crashed thru the windo, dat was fun'

'twalight waked into da rhoom and interrupted raritie' twalight said as she walked into the rhomm intarrupting raritie. 'oh hai rarity did u have a nice something something one-linar?' twalight was just luling with deh uther unicorne nao. she stoped her lathing and pout on a totally normal and not evil grin. 'nao its time to end dis ones and for alls!' (mua ha ha good ones hasbrohoof dat wuz totally a half life full life consequences quote! explanaing the joke makes moar funnies) wit her hystaria curing drilldo (its a drilldo noe btw). She amaired her fraends plot. when dey first met twalight thout dat rareitie had the flatest plot ever but after she learned moar about her twalight reelizied raritie plot wuz best plot and she had the smalled plot hole. like oh my god her plot hole was so tight u guys have no idea. thanking about rarities plot made twalight horny so she ramed teh drildo into her plot and remembered 'wait i dont have histaria im suposed to be curing raerity!' and she ramed teh drildo into raerities plot this time. She maoned im pleazure but she wuzing making teh same joke again so it waz rly rarity that moaned in plesure but twalight did too becaose she used har magic to maek it so she could fel rareities plasure in her plot too. it wuz totally awesome, deh hysteria drildo appature device wuz teh best thang ever. 'wow twalight thats great bro, this plot massaging hystaria curing drildo device feels totallie awesome in my plot hole but i r just wonder somethang.'
'wuts dat my plotastic fraend'
'hao did u mak a drildovibrator by urself?'
'...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

A/N: trollolol

Chapter 2

the cuntrysides was naice and the pleants was singing and the birds and teh son waz almost downs from the top of the sky??? (moar full life consequnces woooo!) and twalight spakle was on mission! she hads moare plot holes 2 fil and it wus uphil batle cus eberryday more and moar ponies had teh hystericle hystaria bug. everieponie wuz like oh meh horsie god twalight wut r u doing to my but!? but dey didnt get it, dey dudnt uunderstand dat teh only ways to be curing theire fillie histrea whaz to stick stuf up theyre plot. but twalight is getsing head of herself cus her frands came first (lulz get it?) so twalight weant to faind rainbrow dash next. twalight found rainbrow, who btw haz rainbow color ibrows nao so dats why i cal her rainbrow. so anyway twalight was like 'hey rainbrow i gots cupkake 4u' and she om nom nomed it and wuz like 'lul dis cupkake tasts like me baeing druged' and twalight was like 'lul ya dats cus it is'

so twalight like drugged rainbrow true town and all teh ponies where all like 'oh meh hrosie god again twalight wut r u doing again?' and twalight said 'i drag her to pinkie basment to mak cupcaks' and deh town wuz like 'oh whel meh thinks dat this polise ponie person can help' and teh polise ponie help drag rainbrow to dat sugar plaice whar pinkie nao live and as reward twalight said 'ty for halping officar i gives u histaria cure fray of charge' and twalight totally stuck her anti hystearia drildo into officer plot and officer wuz like 'thank you may i have sum more?'

ok enough of dat twalight now haz rainbrows (she made dem wit her magic) and rainbrow wake up tie down into tabel raght next 2 pinkie tied doun wit deh sickness, lul wut? rainbrow saw pinkie and wuz like 'oh hai pinkie dis is just lick dat 1 time u make cupkakes with me hauh?' and pinkie wuz like 'oh hai rainbrow my sex life sux a lot (lulz get it?) but dats y rainbrows spakle (dats twalights name nao) is hear to halp' or dats wut pinkie wuld be sighing if shea wuznt rly saysing 'partie partie partie' whiles partyz popers adn streemers wure shooting foam hare mouth. 'sry i dunt speak partie' said rainbrows spakle as she pull out har 12 inch COCK (which is acronhym fore hystiria curing drilling dildo apparature device now and totally not rly a real cock) and raimed it into pinkies plot to make her stop spaking partie.

Rainbrows Spakle's COCK penetrated deeply into Pinkie Pies tender plot, pleasure surging through her every fiber. She thrust it in and out slowly at first and gradually gaining speed. Pinkie had never felt such pleasure before and quickly climaxed. Rainbrows Sparkle's COCK could sense this and during the climax released special anti-hysteria formula into Pinkie's tight pony plot. The COCK slowly slid out, causing Pinkie's legs to tremor as it did so, small streams of anti-hysteria goo trickled down her leg.

'lul dat wuz hawt' said rainbrows spakle as she was suck ons teh COCK drildo, witch actully wuld saund more lik 'mughll daht wa'schh houth' since it iz kind ofs hard to spake with stuf in ur mouth. pinkie wuz drooghling on herselfs becuz of twalight spakles (she tuerned of her rainbrows now) awesome COCK. so pinkie wuz like 'oh meh horsie gawd twalight ur COCK is amahzing' but she wusnt saieing stuf in partie talk anymoar cus twalight keured her of dat and rainbow wus like 'huzzah u ceured pinkie of har partie talking, twalight ur neu invantion is cocktastic' 'lulz i noe' said twalight 'nao its ur teurn!' and it wuz

A/N: trollolol x2 ty guyz fur luving dis laike Applejacker luvs her cuzins (lulz get it cus she wares hat) all u pplz dat dun like dis but raed neways can suck rainbrows spakles COCK