One day alex blaze who was spitfires brother was an office doing papr when a papr materilized and it said help momsters and demins are atacking my place from spitfire. So alex went on his flaming chareet and did backflips and landed on a road. alexes chareet flew into the up sky and blowed wind pushed. Alex fownd himsealf in a place bad when a zombie papr. alex said "zombie papr leave" and the zombie papr said "no i will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" alex laughed and fired a rocket at the zombie papr.
Then thosand zombie papr ate alex but alex wasn't ate alex ate zombie papr. Alex herd screem sounded pitfire and walked fast really. Alex summon chareet and did backflips and landed ground on. Blood was everywhere and pants were dead. Alex herd more scream. Alex said "I need fast move and chareet to slow" so alex wing spread and off fly screem toward. Thosand zombie papr went alex but it was ok becuase alex fire breath and papr dead. Alex herd moar scream and ran into place bad and sawed spitfire fighting giant papr. Spitfire sawed alex and said "arrg alex ovr hear mate" so alex shot a rocket out of mouth his at the papr and the papr dead. Alex and spitfire laughed when a even gianter papr spitfire crushed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alex fast walk away papr from to home and got emergency tank from small garage. Alex said "fuk dis" and grabbed a lazer wepon and off flew leaving behind tank. Alex went too place bad where der was hundread zombie papr. "zombie papr i killed brothers your now leev" said alex. "No we will kill you!!!!!" said the zombie papr. Alex fired wepon lazerr at zombie papr and papr died. Alex walk fast real to the place bad were sptifire dead. Alex saw gianter papr and the gianter papr laughed and said "ha pony crushed is now I will you crush" then alex said "DAT IZ MAH SISTER UR TALKIN' BOUT" and summoned a chareet and papr dead because that was his one weaknenes. Seeing papr make dead happy alex.
Alex walk to up spitfire and grabed her hand and said "sister you are dead and i killed teh evil papr" and then spifire exploded.
Alex went to bar and had secks with mary sue but mary sue was better den him at secks and no one can be better at secks then alex so mary sue didnt exist and alex was sad becuase she didnt exist and he didnt have anyone to have secks to.
"i will secks everyponey" and den alex secks everyponey.
Den when alex walk street, evil villain appears.
"I am teh new villian!!1" said teh new villain.
"DEN I WILL FITE YOU" said alex.
Alex grabed rock and transformed rock into chareet. Alex threw chareet at evil villain. Evil villain said "whales" and chareet turned into whales.
"WUT ARE YOU" said alex.
"Alex I AM YOUR FATHER" and teh evil villain transformed into spongebob.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIS IS MADNESS!" said alex.
"Madness? *looks at patrick behind him* *looks back at alex*"
"DIS. IS. BIKINI BOTTUM" and spongebob kick alex into pit of death.
Alex backflip when fall becuase hes fucking awesome and landed on floor on hoovs. Alex went to teh elevatorrr inside teh pit of death and went up to teh surface with teh elevatorrr.
"Wut how did yuo com out of teh pit of death"
"Because I am teh awsome." And alex fire breathe. spongebob dodge fire breathe.
"HAH U TINK YOU CAN DEFEET ME WIT DA FIRE BREATHE WEL TINK AGAN BECUASE I AM FIRE BREATHE PROOF" said spongebob. And den spongebob died of suffocation.
Den alex said "Were are all des villains coming from." and den teh lorax came owt of a trash can and said "We dont no but we doo no dat our only purpose in life is to kill you four some reeson" and teh lorax threw ten tousand knife at alex but alex doesnt believe in knifes so knifes didnt exist. Den Herobrine broke threw teh window and throw diamond pickaxe at alex. Alex fires rocket at pickaxe and pickaxe explodes. Den herobrine and lorax fusion and form a giant loraxbrine.
"Alex, your fate has been sealed." bellowed the great green behemoth. Alex felt the fabric of space and time ripple and change. Alex felt... different. Everything looked the same, but something didn't feel right. Alex put the thought to the side and directed his focus to the oncoming battle. He felt the energy coursing threw his body, gathering at his horn preparing to cast a teleportation spell in case his opponent decided to make the first move.
As expected, the Loraxbrine brought down his massive furry fists in the direction of the dark alicorn. Instead of teleporting, Alex threw himself to the side avoiding the fists and used the energy stored in his horn to launch a massive fireball in the direction of the Loraxbrine's head. It impacted.
The giant screamed in agony, and fell to the floor, crushing some unneeded walls that were in the way before landing.
Alex saw a tomahawk fly past him. He turned around and was greeted by Batman and Robin throwing tomahawks at him. Alex stretched his mouth to an impossible size, and swallowed all the tomahawks. Then, with all the strength he could muster, spit them out at an impossible speed straight back at Batman and Robin, impaling them in the head.
Alex found himself standing still, suddenly realizing he had no idea what to do next. He pulled out a scroll from his non-existent pocket and began reading. His pupils dilated when he found the reason behind the strange feeling he had been experiencing. The author had began to include correct punctuation, grammar, and spelling! What a horrendous crime! This author deserved a death sentence! (See what I did there?)
And there Alex stood, plotting out his revenge on the criminal author that had caused this disaster to occur.
