Lost on Land

-Celestia Times-

Strange Portal in Ponyville

Live from Monica Mare, Stallion Steve, and Philly Pansy

Confirmed: There has appeared a strange portal from nowhere in latest Summer Sun celebration location, Ponyville. Out of many, 16 ponies of other cities of Equestria have been reported missing; Green Thumb and Lil' Seed are few of the many. There have been disapearances in Equestria, and these curiousity crazy, insanity-loss, ######

Celestia Times was unreliable. Ponies Today was canceled. Every source was unreliable. History was haywire. All phillies, ponies, stallions, mares, pegasi, unicorns, Earth ponies, rulers, crystal ponies, and the latter came around, craning their necks for a good glimpse on the story. They wanted to see it. Unicorns tries erasing it; Earth Ponies tried to lasso and fork them to heart's contempt; Pegasi tried to storm a tornado and blast it off. Nothing worked There was a gossiping gala and rumoring rampage in the air. Quotings such as,"Queen Chrysalis transformed into a pony-eating portal to reduce the nation of Equestria's population! Discord invented and prepared this for ultimate chaos! Y'all are incorrect pussies! It was a warning of Nightmare Moon I tell yall. That's deemed unworthy. A mix of all three did this for rampaging, ultimate, utter chaos, loss, and warning!" "ENOUGH!" Twilight Sparkle made a bird screech louder and lousier than an Opera Pony. "Are these people off the hook and outta them minds? The ponies, phillies, stallions, mares in this town are crazy!" Twilight almost was bursting, an inch from public burning. She dug her hoof in the dirt. The portal was nonsense. There was an oh so luring voice repeating over and over from itself. Princess Celestia and younger sister Princess Luna came with a chock full of guards, Princess Cadance, Prince Blueblood, and Prince Shining Armor. They must've heard the voice also since they came. Princess Luna gasped, her mouth hung open in shock.

    "My dear sister, what ever is wrong with you? Surely it's not conflict with the sun and moon Lu!"

    "It's not 'Tia. The portal is what is wrong. A Princess never forgets. She never does, and never will,"

    "Discord? King Sombra? NightMare Moon? Queen Chrysalis? Clonepia? Fear-"

    "NO!" Luna boomed as she roared the air with a proud, royal voice. Equestria trembled in fear and cracked on pavement such. It deepened the surrounding water and sunk coral and seaweed. Fish, bird, and animal scattered away.

    "Rumorous. How dare he stole my excess instruction to the portal!"

    "Rumorous? Your old, faithful servant? He became a servant for silver and be rich- in the filthy and powerful way of course."

    Pinkie Pie ignored the Princesses.

    "Wheee! This is fun! It's a transparent picture! Wooh-" Pinkie's voice came to a halt and moaned. "Hyeelp.... miiieee....pweease.."

    "PINKIE!" the portal slowly shut and open like a mouth open and closed.

    "Yeehaw darlin! I'm going to save ya'll!" Applejack lassoed with 2 ropes. One hit Rarity by the mane.

    "Sweetie! This mane takes hours to curl, I tell you!" Rarity was yanked by the rope as they dissapeared from sight.

    "'Shys, we gotta get in!" Rainbow Dash picked her up and pushed her.

    "B-B-but I'm- IEEEEEEEEE!" Fluttershy tripped on a rock and jumped into the portal with Rainbow Dash.

    "FLUTTERSHY!" Twilight galloped into the portal with Spike. The portal started to flash like a camera rapidly taking pictures. Princess Luna and Celestia tried to get in, but then they bumped into a solid wall; The portal had indeed blocked way.

  In the portal, Twilight searched for her friends. There was a cabinet and rocking chair exactly in place. She soared through the portal. She started to sweat liquid pr- wait... sweat? She glanced at her hooves- they were turning five fingered and round! Just like anthros! Her feet were tan or apricot-ish, and so was her legs. She had purple sneakers with gold laces; She had white stockings layered below. She was wearing a schoolgirl outfit that was purple and black with white; Her flank lost the cutie mark, it was actually gone. Her hair flipped to the back, the end curled from her neck to her shoulders. Her cutie mark was pinned in the middle of her skirt and shirt. She was forced to flip up on her back as the portal acted like a slide, until.... CLUNK!

   "Twilight?"