Lost on Land

by MaddiCare

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1201

When Mane 6 wakes up on Earth as humans, they must find a way to get back into Equestria and transform into ponies again.

A portal lands in Equestria leading to another dimension. After Pinkie Pie jumps in randomly, the other five- and Spike - jump in after her, ending up in the portal shutting and Mane 6 transforming into - humans? They land up on Earth. Mane 6 must find a way to return in Equestria! Question is, how will they ever get back?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-24 19:40:02 UTC

The Portal

On a night darker than ebony itself, with white holes in the paper, the missing element finally returned. It had been 3 years ever since the Elements of Harmony were together. A golden carraige came like a sweet, soft blur in the sky. There were night-owl philies and ponies and stallion or mare, but 5 ponies seemed to jump for joy at the sight of a pony. It was a lavender- no, deep purple pony with darkish purple or black hair and pink higlights. She wore a gold crown with a six point sparkle matching her mark. There was gold glittering on her hooves, she sparkled in the sun, and wore a fancy gold gown with tiny gems on the collar. Her hair was arranged to resemble another's hair from the Crystal Empire, when King Sombra vanished of sight. Of course, it was Princess Twilight Sparkle. The white stallions in armor streaked down and came to a halt, then a sound rushed past them, followed by rainbows dashing around the carraige. Ziiiiiip! "Twilight!" an athletic voice screamed as she flew over and hugged Twilight as she was clinged next to the door of Sugarcube Corner. "Rainbow! How is it in Ponyville?" A high pitched voice interrupted Rainbow Dash. "It's rainbow-riffic funnerific rare applelicious delighted rejoicy awesome!" Pinkamena Pie exclaimed, jump-walking. "Darling, you look dazzling. And the hair!" Rarity seemed to dawn on the hair from the Crystal Empire. "Hey ya'll! Twi! Missed Ya so much since 3 years deary!" Applejack seemed to pop up from nowhere carrying two buckets of apples. "Where's dearest darling Spikey-Wikey?" Rarity inquired, just too happy. "I'm here!" Spike replied in a mustache and formal tuxedo. No shoes. "Spikey-Wikey! Oh, please not the mustache! Your tuxedo is so cute!" Rarity was so happy, Spike seemed to blush. "Why ya in here Twilight?" Applejack questioned her friend. "I'm moving back at the Golden Oak Library for 6 months. I bought a few regular clothes, but I have some formal attire already. Well, I guess I'll see you in the morning!" Twilight happily trotted back to her old home.

The next morning, Twilight sprung from bed and loosened the lavender nightgown from Canterlot. She trotted off- and noticed nobody was stirring- not even Zecora. A huge, thin circle thing was a deep red. If you gazed into it, you could hear the sounds of many chattering off, even see a blue sphere with green formations layered on top. "Hey Twilight- Sweet Celestia! What in tarnation is that?" Applejack's hat slid of her head and laid on her back. The other 5 else came back, then were skeptical about it, like,"Sweet Celestia!", "In the name of Ponyville/Celestia!", "What the hay is that?", and "Is this another poison joke?". Everyone seemed like they had either lost their insanity or their jaws wide and open.

The Transformation

-Celestia Times-

Strange Portal in Ponyville

Live from Monica Mare, Stallion Steve, and Philly Pansy

Confirmed: There has appeared a strange portal from nowhere in latest Summer Sun celebration location, Ponyville. Out of many, 16 ponies of other cities of Equestria have been reported missing; Green Thumb and Lil' Seed are few of the many. There have been disapearances in Equestria, and these curiousity crazy, insanity-loss, ######

Celestia Times was unreliable. Ponies Today was canceled. Every source was unreliable. History was haywire. All phillies, ponies, stallions, mares, pegasi, unicorns, Earth ponies, rulers, crystal ponies, and the latter came around, craning their necks for a good glimpse on the story. They wanted to see it. Unicorns tries erasing it; Earth Ponies tried to lasso and fork them to heart's contempt; Pegasi tried to storm a tornado and blast it off. Nothing worked There was a gossiping gala and rumoring rampage in the air. Quotings such as,"Queen Chrysalis transformed into a pony-eating portal to reduce the nation of Equestria's population! Discord invented and prepared this for ultimate chaos! Y'all are incorrect pussies! It was a warning of Nightmare Moon I tell yall. That's deemed unworthy. A mix of all three did this for rampaging, ultimate, utter chaos, loss, and warning!" "ENOUGH!" Twilight Sparkle made a bird screech louder and lousier than an Opera Pony. "Are these people off the hook and outta them minds? The ponies, phillies, stallions, mares in this town are crazy!" Twilight almost was bursting, an inch from public burning. She dug her hoof in the dirt. The portal was nonsense. There was an oh so luring voice repeating over and over from itself. Princess Celestia and younger sister Princess Luna came with a chock full of guards, Princess Cadance, Prince Blueblood, and Prince Shining Armor. They must've heard the voice also since they came. Princess Luna gasped, her mouth hung open in shock.

    "My dear sister, what ever is wrong with you? Surely it's not conflict with the sun and moon Lu!"

    "It's not 'Tia. The portal is what is wrong. A Princess never forgets. She never does, and never will,"

    "Discord? King Sombra? NightMare Moon? Queen Chrysalis? Clonepia? Fear-"

    "NO!" Luna boomed as she roared the air with a proud, royal voice. Equestria trembled in fear and cracked on pavement such. It deepened the surrounding water and sunk coral and seaweed. Fish, bird, and animal scattered away.

    "Rumorous. How dare he stole my excess instruction to the portal!"

    "Rumorous? Your old, faithful servant? He became a servant for silver and be rich- in the filthy and powerful way of course."

    Pinkie Pie ignored the Princesses.

    "Wheee! This is fun! It's a transparent picture! Wooh-" Pinkie's voice came to a halt and moaned. "Hyeelp.... miiieee....pweease.."

    "PINKIE!" the portal slowly shut and open like a mouth open and closed.

    "Yeehaw darlin! I'm going to save ya'll!" Applejack lassoed with 2 ropes. One hit Rarity by the mane.

    "Sweetie! This mane takes hours to curl, I tell you!" Rarity was yanked by the rope as they dissapeared from sight.

    "'Shys, we gotta get in!" Rainbow Dash picked her up and pushed her.

    "B-B-but I'm- IEEEEEEEEE!" Fluttershy tripped on a rock and jumped into the portal with Rainbow Dash.

    "FLUTTERSHY!" Twilight galloped into the portal with Spike. The portal started to flash like a camera rapidly taking pictures. Princess Luna and Celestia tried to get in, but then they bumped into a solid wall; The portal had indeed blocked way.

  In the portal, Twilight searched for her friends. There was a cabinet and rocking chair exactly in place. She soared through the portal. She started to sweat liquid pr- wait... sweat? She glanced at her hooves- they were turning five fingered and round! Just like anthros! Her feet were tan or apricot-ish, and so was her legs. She had purple sneakers with gold laces; She had white stockings layered below. She was wearing a schoolgirl outfit that was purple and black with white; Her flank lost the cutie mark, it was actually gone. Her hair flipped to the back, the end curled from her neck to her shoulders. Her cutie mark was pinned in the middle of her skirt and shirt. She was forced to flip up on her back as the portal acted like a slide, until.... CLUNK!

   "Twilight?"