//-------------------------------------------------------// Bowser's Pony Adventure -by pvtjosh971- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// DON'T READ THIS! (I warned you!!!) //-------------------------------------------------------// DON'T READ THIS! (I warned you!!!) Bowser's Adventure One day Bowser was pondering a way to kill Mario and rape Peach when suddenly Dr. Robotnik's inter-dimensional atomic metallic swing pingas machine sudden ripped a hole in the space time continuum and pulled Bowser in. (This would make more since if you read the original story first!) After 1000000000000457645760346346874973e69000000pingas1323425 hours Bowser landed in Ponyville on his ass. He looked around an wondered where he was. Discord suddenly appeared out of nowhere and patched the rip in dimensional space-time. "Who are you?" asked Bowser while stroking his dick. "I am Discord, and I rape everybody and cause ChAOs!" "OOOOOOOOOOooohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" exclaimed Bowser happily. "I can tell your excited. Here, let me give you an ass to rape," smiled Discord. With the snap of his fingers Braeburn suddenly appeared. Bowser quickly shoved his massive dick into him before he exploded into grape juice. "wtf?" "Sorry, but I just had to" chuckled Discord. Then Celestia suddenly flew in out of nowhere and said... "Did I hear somebody having sex over here!? :D" Bowser happily straddled her and raped her to death. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS CRAP!?!?!? Then Fluttershy ran in and used her massive dick of justice to rip through Bowser which caused him to fly through space and die. "Ohohohohohohoh my ym mym ym myyyyyyy....." Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCtZYdKFxIg) I'M SORRY IF I KILLED YOU BUT I JUST HAD TO.... 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