Roseluck in the sky with Angels

by SuperUltimateBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Roseluck, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Philomena, Comedy, Angel, Sex
Length: 1366

More arbitrary nonsense.

This story involves Angel, Roseluck, and Philomena. That's it really. It's utter crap. Don't read it. I warned you.

Published 2013-04-20 08:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-20 08:10:02 UTC

Everything Transpires

Angel Bunny awoke. The air on the inside of the cottage was hot, humid, and stifling. The weather outside was heavily clouded, and rain seemed imminent.

He rubbed his eyes with his paws, and went in to the kitchen, as he did every morning.

Fluttershy was always in the kitchen, making Angel and the rest of the critters breakfast, everyday. However, upon arriving, Angel did not see Fluttershy anywhere. Angel didn’t take too kindly to this.

“Fluttershy!” exclaimed Angel. “Get your virgin, meek, yellow bellied, pussy ass out in this kitchen, and make me my fucking breakfast, you jew!”

He waited for a few moments.

Nothing.

Shrugging, Angel left the kitchen. It didn’t matter if Fluttershy had prepared breakfast anyway, as he always received something from Philomena.

Philomena was Angels bitch after all. The day that Fluttershy took him to her cottage to get better, was the day Angel marked his territory. Angel had to make sure that they weren’t seen, though.

And what a joy it was! If Philomena was on fire, then Angel was a nuclear bomb! This bliss that he felt, was pure ecstasy!

Angel did everything that he could to Philomena. He wanted to make sure that Philomena always knew his place. Angel was the pimp, and Philomena was his dirty slut.

Angel always met Philomena at 10:AM. He shot a quick glance at the clock, and found it to be 9:40.

Angel sighed. He was glad that he had a bit of time to spare, and he knew exactly what to do to prepare for what was to come.

Angel lay on the floor, and took his tiny dick in his paws. He stroked it furiously as he imagined Philomena sucking it with her perfectly shaped beak. He continued, and envisioned his dick shoved in Philomena’s ass.

Angel let out a loud moan, and there was jizz everwhere! The ceiling, the carpet, the walls, the plates, the tupperware, and the television were all coated with a thick gooey slime.

Satisfied, Angel retracted his hands from his dick, took all the jizz he could on his hands, and moisturized it like lotion. He heard a voice, and looked up.

“Oh! Good morning, Angel,” said Fluttershy, cheerfully. “Did you have an enjoyable sleep?”

Angel blinked, smirked, and then motioned with his arms that he wanted to be lifted. Fluttershy smiled, and understood. She lifted him, and then brought him to her chest in a tight embrace.

“Oh Angel, I love how much you love to give hugs,” said Fluttershy, happily. “Oh, you want to tell me something?”

Fluttershy brought Angel up to her ears, and wondered what he wanted to tell her.

“TAKE THIS BITCH,” yelled Angel, before smacking Fluttershy in the face with his cum infested hands.

He jumped down and ran outside, eager to find Philomena, and have a little fun. Out of all the ass that this boss rabbit had, Philomena’s was the best, in his opinion.

However, while he was running, he ran into Roseluck, who was watering daises, chrysanthemums, and lilacs.

“Oh! Exclaimed Roseluck,” after feeling something crash into her.

“Why hello, Angel,” said Roseluck, cheerfully. “Are you lost?” “Where is Fluttershy?”

Angel looked around to see if anypony was nearby. To his relief, he and Roseluck were the only two on the street. Angel decided to have a bit of more fun.

Angel bit down forcefully on both of Roseluck’s knees. Then, his attention was drawn to Roseluck’s neck. He bit that so hard, that she bled, and was unconscious in less than two minutes.

“Perfect,” said Angel to himself while rubbing his soft paws together. “This is going to be a grand old time, and I can’t wait to rape my first pony.”

Angel stared over his victim, wondering what to do first. Feeling like humiliating the pony, he took out his dick, opened Roseluck’s mouth, and gave the bitch a golden shower.

Once his dick was dry, he shaked his dick on Roselucks face, to get the last drops on her. He wanted her to smell like his urine, and to be marked.

Because she was unconscious, Angel needed to assist Roseluck into swallowing his urine. Angel took a running start, and jump kicked the pony right in her throat, which made her reflexive muscles instantly swallow.

Cackling at what he had done, he then went over to Roseluck’s pussy. Her vulva glistened, and he could see a bit of juices that were sticking to the labia.

He stooped down, and sniffed. Her pussy smelt like fish, but Angel was curious. Wondering what they tasted like, Angel declined his head in order to lap at the juices.

Almost immediately at getting some on his tongue, and in his mouth, Angel spat it back in Roseluck’s face. It was the worst thing that he had ever tasted.

The feeling of water on her face, made her awaken.

Upon awakening, she opened her mouth, perhaps to scream, but it was stifled out by Angel’s dick in her mouth.

“Before I continue this, let me ask you,” said Angel Bunny, bitterly. “Do you have any idea what the fuck that tastes like?” “It was as if drinking a gallon of senior citizen breast milk, mixed with the perspiration of every pony in Ponyville,” said Angel, crossly.

Roseluck said nothing. She was scared for what would happen next. Sure, she knew that she could take down Angel, but she could never hurt an animal. So she laid in the dirt, like the whore that she was, with a furry bunny dick in her mouth.

Roseluck, hoping to score brownie points, began to lap at the slit of Angel’s dick.

Angel, feeling it, smacked her in the face, forcefully.

“Listen here, bitch. You do not do anything to me, without me telling you what to do. You are my bitch, and I control everything you do. You will obey me.” Angel said.

“First, I want you to lick my nuts. You will fucking go to town on them. Lick them, kiss them, suck them, WORSHIP THEM.
These are the testes of a god, do you hear me? It’s only fair that they are treated with the upmost respect", hissed Angel.

Roseluck obeyed, doing everything that Angel ordered her to. She began licking the nuts, which were hairy, and full of sweat. But, gingerly, she lapped at it, and cleaned the sweat with her tongue.

Roseluck then began sucking his balls like old people do with chocolate covered peanuts. She preferred this to licking, because there was no taste.

“Enough!” screamed Angel. “I’m now going to fuck your pussy, so you better lay down and spread your legs like the filthy slut you are.”

Once Roseluck obeyed, Angel flung his pingas right into her.

BULLSEYE!

Angel’s cock was inside Roseluck, and she was shifting all around to get as much of it, as she could, in as many places as she could. She found that the furry pingas actually tickled her, and made her want more.

A few moments later, Angel cummed deep in her cunt. He unleashed a moan that was so loud, that he was sure the rest of PonyVille would be awake and about any minute.

Angel realized that there was only one thing to do. He quickly took his dick out of Roseluck, and went over to her.

“You did good, bitch, so close your eyes for a reward,” said Angel.

Roseluck obeyed, and Angel went over to where the roses were. He picked a few, and went back to where Roseluck lay.

“Alright fucker, here you go. Just relax and don’t peek,” said Angel.

Angel quickly stabbed her with the thorns of the needle. Roseluck almost yelped in pain, but Angel used a rose and cut her tongue out. He then took one last rose, and slit her throat.

Before leaving to find Philomena, he took a shit on Roseluck’s face.

Angel pronked away, and after a few minutes, heard the familiar squawk.

He looked over, and Philomena was sitting near him.

“Are you ready?” said Philomena, sweetly.

“Fucker I was born ready,” responded Angel, harshly.

Then Angel and Philomena had awesome sex.