DJ SomEMaN in finding the portal.

by EverlastingKnightmare

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Alternate Universe, Sad, Romance
Length: 16727

A young DJ brony finds himself in a bunch of trouble trying to help the main six

A young man by then name of Damian trots or 'DJ SomEMaN' finds himself in a world of trouble when the main six from My Little Pony burst from his computer screen and ask him for help to try and send them back but then Damian's past comes knocking and he has to defend himself and the ponys

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-22 20:59:52 UTC

Oh man/pony

The life of a DJ is hard if you think about it. Sure you get to go to sweet party’s and see people jam to your tunes but there are other DJ’s out there that could get jealous of your epic tunes. I dident know i was in for such a huge thing when i started, but thats not important right now. This story tells about how I and the main 6 from my little pony try and get them back. Sound simple right? Nope! Other then doing DJ stuff I wrote fanfic’s about the show being a brony and all.

So lets start from where I met them. I was sitting at my desk after doing a job with writers block. The music blasting in my ears threw my head phones as i thought. “Um........How about a portal opens and.......No that sucks bad notes.” I face palmed. I sat up and looked at my computer screen and started typing. “Ya dog we have a forth wall break!” I laughed typing the story faster then I could spin a record. “Let’s see....” I hit the enter button and a bright light shot out of the screen. “Not cool!” I fell back in the chair. “Wait.......I know where this is going!” I shot up and looked around to see six sleeping ponys laying around my computer. “Sweet magical music!” I cheered and got up. “Right now what do I do? I think waiting for them to get up would be smart.”

I moved them all onto my huge couch in the living room and went back to my computer. “Right then I need to find Lauren Faust and tell her whats going down.” Thinking that would work I started scanning the Internet for leads but sadly I found nothing. “Dang it!” I slammed my table and heard something jump in my living room. “Sweet they must be up!” I got up and shut down my computer before going into the living room. Twilight was looking around confused when I entered. When she saw me she jumped back and i put my hands up. “Easy baby-girl! Don’t zap me!” She looked confused but thankfully decided not shoot me. “W-who are you? What are you doing here?” I couldent help but giggle. “I could ask you the same thing but im not gunna. Found you past out with your friends out there.” I pointed behind me into the other room.

She seemed to calm down. “So we were passed out when you found us?” I nodded. “More like you found me, I was just sitting there writing a book when you six decided to jump threw my screen, gave me a scare too.” She smiled a small bit. “Anyway what about the others?” I shrugged. “Not sure when they gunna be waking up but if ya dont mind me askin what were you doin before you got here?” I took a seat next to a sleeping Pinky Pie when Twilight started. “Well i was testing out this new spell, something went wrong and it spread all over ponyville.” I tensed, being a brony and all i wouldent want that for the ponys. “And thats when ya all ended up here?” She nodded. “Now can you tell me what you are?” How I knew that was coming dident surprise me. “Well last I checked I was a human, my kind sorta dominates the world right now.” Twilight nodded looking like she was thinking about something. “Well how’s about I get you a drink? What’s your poison?” She shook her head. “Sorry i dont drink anymore, could you just get me some water?” I nodded and got up. I was around the corner to the kitchen when i heard another pony get up. “Argh my head....Where am I?” i kept going not wanting to spook her until Twilight explained everything. I cam back with two mugs of water and saw that Rainbow Dash. “So thats what you were talking about...” She flew over to me and hovered around. “Right then little miss i got ya both a drink.” i held out one mug and Dash got it on her way past and the other mug was levitated out of my hand and over to Twi. “You were right he is weird looking.” Dash looked over at Twi who had blushed. “I-I dident...” I laughed finding this funny. “Ya got me there.”

Dash laughed to and soon Twi started laughing. I heard another laugh and guessed only the inevitable had happened and Pinky woke up. “What are we laughing at?” She asked still giggling. “I suppose im the one being laughed at.” I turned to the hyper pink pony. “Oh hello! I havent seem you before!” I nodded and sat down in a chair. “Now who’s still asleep?” I looked at the couch and counted Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack. “Rocken.” I smiled and looked back up to see Pinky exploring my house. “Oh whats this?” She had found my turn-tables. “I use thous to make kicking music.” I got up and walked over to her. “I think you heard this music before.” The three of them nodded. “I think a pony by the name of DJ PON-3 used these. Are you a DJ?” She looked up at me with a exited smile. “yes i am.” Pinky bounced up and down. “Oh play something play something!” I laughed. “Maby when your friends wake up.” I looked over at the couch with a grin. “I know you awake.” silence for a few moments then a yawn. “No ya dont.” The voice of Applejack giggled. “I heard everythin.” I nodded. “What about the other two?” Fluttershy yawed. “Im up.” She muttered and I grinned. “Ok then i’ll play something then.” I took a seat at the other end of the turn-tables and reached for a record. “Hmm.” I slipped one out of its cover and placed it on the table. “Right, here we go.” I turned some nobs and flipped some switches.

When the music started it started slow then i sped things up and blared the sound as loud as it could go. I stopped everything when i heard a ‘EEEP!’. Well Rarity’s up.

I panic to much

We were all laughing as Rarity shot up with a startled look on her face. “What in the heavens was that!?” I by this time had fallen back in my chair giggling out of control. “Rarity calm down its ok.” Twi sighed still laughing a bit. “Our new friend was just showing us how good he was with music.” Rarity looked over to the turn-tables where I was trying to get up and failed and fell back to the ground. “Yes it was OH so funny.” She grumbled jumping off the couch. “Now where are we?” Twi started explaining while I failed to get up again. “So our new friend that so rudely woke me up is over there and cant get up?” She face hoofed. “S-sorry about that!” I put the chair back up and sat down. “So I think I could help y’all with the getting back home.” I looked around the pony’s as they all got interested looks on there faces. “Was about 7 to 8 years ago that some dude by the name of Dave somehow” I was cut of by Dash. “Wait Dave? He came from here?” I nodded. “So he did make it to your world... Sweet.” I clapped once then remembered something. “By the way my name is Damian Trots. Nice to me you all at last.” Twi gave me a confused look. “What do you mean ‘at last’?” I looked at all of then then got up. “Here let me show you.”

I walked over to my computer and turned it on. The girls followed after me and when they got there I already had the browser up. “In this world there is a show us humans watch called ‘My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic’. It’s actually about you guys going on wacky adventures and all that noise.” I turned to them to see shocked expression. “Im something known as a brony. A male fan of the show. You could imagen my excitement when i found you all passed out by my computer.” I laughed a bit then looked worried. “But i know you don’t want to stay here so i’ll do everything in my power to get you home.” They seemed to lighten up a bit. “So where is this portal Dave was testing?” That one caught me off guard. “W-well i think he worked at Area 51. I heard before he went missing they stopped all the alien experiments and jazz relating with that and started doing normal science stuff.” Applejack walked up to him. “So your saying we hav’ta go to this place ‘Area 51‘ and find the portal Dave was testing?” I nodded. “Sounds easy enough.” She turned and started walking towards the door when I flew over her and almost threw the door.

“No! You cant go out looking like yourselves! We would ether get swarmed by every brony within a hundred miles or taken by the man and tested on in a lab somewhere other then where we a going!” My sudden panic scared all of them. “So what do you suppose we do?” Fluttershy squeaked hiding behind Twi. I had to resist the urge to D’AAAAA. “Twi can you make everyone look like a human?” She nodded. “I’ll try.” And with that her horn glowed purple and a puff of smoke covered them all. “Well? did it work?” I looked at the smoke to see the outline of six human females. “Um quick do you girls have cloths on?” They looked around before saying. “No. Why?” I shot my hand up and over my eyes. “In the human world being naked is not ok unless you in your house and the windows are closed.” I turned to the door. “I dont have any cloths for girls here right now so i’ll go buy some real fast. Feel free to change back if you want.” I rushed out the door. “Oh man that was close.” I mumbled and pulled out my car keys.

I pressed a button and the garage door opened to reveal a silver Audi R8 decked out with nitro that could make the car lift off the road a few feet. I smiled with pried at the amazing car i owned. “Sweet magical notes.” I laughed as i opened the door and got in. The inside looked like a space ship with a hole bunch of knobs and flashing buttons that all had something to do with the radio. I put the keys in and turned it on the car made no noise but it vibrated a bit so I knew it was on. It dident take long for me to zoom down to the mall and find a parking spot.  I pulled some sunglasses from his wallet and put them on. “Just in case.” I laughed and got out. It wasint crowded at all on my way threw to the JC penny. When i got there absolutely no one was there except employees. It was starting to get spooky so i rushed around the store and found cloths that would fit the personality’s of the girls. When I got to the check out the lady behind the counter raised a eyebrow at me. “Um for someone else?” I nodded and sighed. “Please hurry up baby I need to jet.” As soon as i spoke she looked surprised.

“Your that DJ SomEMaN guy! Im a huge fan!” I smiled. I loved meeting fans, they were all so random and people you would never expect. “Ya that would be me. But im in a rush right now babe so if you don’t mind could you ring this up?” She seemed to blush a bit as she sorted all the cloths without asking why. “Right that will be $69.95.” I did the math and that was suppose to be around $80. “Well im sure i owe you more then” She covered my mouth with a ‘shh’ and winked at me. I could have paid what I owed but I was in a rush. “.....Ok fine.” I handed her the money and she put the cloths in bags. I almost started running thinking about a story I read this one time by a guy named Dark-Castle* where Pinky got arrested for being naked in public and calling the cops for some sorta prank.

“One of the best story’s ever I must say.” I laughed as I threw the bag in the back and got in. “Right then...” I toke off the sunglasses and pulled out of the parking lot and sped down the street. “Good thing i don’t live to far away from this place.” I laughed pulling into the driveway. I got out and grabbed the bag. I turned and locked the door and saw that the house wasint on fire. “Wonderful thats one burden off my mind.” I sighed and walked up to the door. I had overwhelming sense of Pinkie tackle as I reached for the door handle. “Hey girls im home” Before I could finish I got tackled by Pinkie (I KNEW IT!) and she looked down at him. “Hi! Welcome back!” And of course she was naked witch was very good but very bad at the same time. “Um Pinkie can you get off me?” My face had turned red to the point of looking like a bad sunburn. She got up and I shut the door before anyone could look inside to see the naked pinkie. “Right then pick out the cloths the a party worthy of you and i’ll be upstairs.” He rushed up the stairs and into my room. I closed and locked my door then sighed. “Need to calm down...” I turned around and a basketball hit me in the stomach. “Hey! throw it back!” I looked up to see Rainbow Dash and Applejack on the small basketball court i had set up in my room. “....Excuse me one moment.” I fell over into unconsciousness.

* Dark-Castle is one of the best writers on here. go check out his work here

Bruce is not a real shark also Vinyl

I woke up from what I can tell about 2 hours later with a pounding headache. “Oh your awake!” I turned my head to Fluttershy who had gotten on her cloths. “Hey baby. Ya i’ll be fine just a bit shocked is all from seeing you friends naked. When im at party’s it don’t bug me to much but in my house it’s just plain creepy.” She nodded as if understanding. “I hope you feel better.” I sat up and smiled. “Like I sed i’ll be fine.” She smiled and got up off her knees. “Everypony else down stairs?” She nodded and walked towards the door. I stood there for a moment. ‘Its a brony’s dream come true! I have the main six in my house. Now i know how that Alex guy felt when he met them.’ I giggled like a fan should then followed Shy. I heard a car screech to a stop out front. “Wonderful. Shy go tell everyone to hid.” I ran past her and slid on the railing of the stairs and within a blink of a eye I was outside. A black car was parked down by the sidewalk with men in black suits getting out, and they were packing heat. AK-47‘s and silenced pistols, I couldent tell what kind of pistols they were cus I never really cared. “Welcome back boys. Ready to rock?” My headphones where blasting music. “You die today DJ, the boss demands it.” I giggled and made the rock on sign with both of my hands.

“We all know how this go’s down, I zap y’all brains to a crisp and stuff. Why not give up?” Some of them looked at eachother but the bigger one held up his AK. “Your a freak and shouldent be alive.” I sighed. This big guy was named Bruce. He and I go back to my first days DJ’ing. He was the one all the big shots sent out to kill me for being so awesome and stuff. Back then i had to hire body guards and stuff so he wouldent kill me. But then I read a story, the very same I have been referring  to this hole time. I just needed to find my zen and boom, unicorn powers, to be honest I thought I would have been a earth pony but this was a lot more helpful! Bruce growled. “Any last words freak?” My grin faded. “Ya, don’t call me a freak.” I held up my hands and before any of them could pull the trigger I sent a bolt of light blue electricity from in between my pointer fingers and my pinkie finger. Once the bolt his the car it exploded and sent the men in black (hehehe) flying every witch way. Bruce had rolled out of the way and opened fire. I did a cart-wheel out of the way of the storm of bullets and shot another bolt at him. He rolled but the bolt got his leg and he froze there screaming in pain and the electricity surged threw him. “Dammit Bruce just quit!” I yelled at him as he slowly got up. “You kidding? Im just getting started!” He charged me with a knife I diden’t see he had on him. “Oh bugger...” I ducked as he swung at my neck.

I quickly gave him a hard upper-cut witch sent him back a little. “We know how this ends! Just leave!” I ran up to him and jabbed my finger into his stomach blasting him with more electricity as if I was using a tazer. He fell over in pain clutching where I had just ‘tazed’ him. I waved my hand and it glowed light blue and he dissapered. “To the hospital with you old friend.” I laughed a bit and walked back into the house. The girls had come out of hiding with worried faces. “What was that all about?” Dash asked scratching her rainbow colored hair. “Just some lose ends that don’t liked to be tied.” I laughed a bit. Twilight gave me a look I couldent read. “You were using magic wernt you?” I nodded. “Ya dog I found this out 3 years ago. Best thing i ever found as a DJ.” Twilight kept giving me that look. “I thought only unicorns could use that kind of magic.” I shook my head. “There is a little bit of magic in all of us. A bit more in others.” I winked at them and clapped my hands. “Right we need to find Area 51 and a way to get you girls home!” I walked over to my computer and pulled up google earth. “Right so where is it...” I clicked on the map and the screen shot out another light. “Again!?” I jumped back as a light blue pony with a dark blue main with a light streak going threw it and a pair of purplish sunglasses. “V-vinyl? Vinyl Scratch?” Oh grate now my rival had shown up and even better was passed out on my floor. “What more could happen in this messed up day?” I face palmed and piked her up. I again had to stop myself from D’AWW’ing as i dropped her on my couch. “Wonderful. Now we have to wait for her to wake up.” The girls had walked into the living room and started sitting down in random places. “Maby you should stay away form that thing for a while.” Twi pointed at my computer. “Ya your right.” I sat down next to Vinyl. She looked adorable asleep and i smiled, Vinyl was my favorite pony even tho she dident show up much in the show. ‘Ok no bad thoughts are BAD!’ I was yelling at myself in my thoughts as some......unwanted thoughts appeared in my head.

I was slowly falling asleep myself. I looked around my living room to see the girls where getting sleepy too. Pinkie was already asleep but Twi looked like she was fighting it. “Why dont y’all go to sleep? I’ll think of something kicking we can do when ya wake up.” They all nodded and slowly went to sleep. Twi looked like she was still fighting sleep. “let me guess, you still wondering how i can use magic hmm?” She nodded lazily. “Well to me it’s all about finding a place of mind where i can think without being bugged. Thats when im listening to my tunes. It lets me relaxed and powers me up.” She smiled satisfied she knew now and went to sleep quickly. “Good night girls.” I mumbled and closed my eyes slipping into blissful sleep.

Best party ever!

Blissful dreams are blissful, but sadly they all must end sooner or later. I woke up to see darkness. My house has this thing where the windows get blocked off so no light can get threw, thats what i love about this place but i had a feeling I would never see it again. I felt a small poke on my side and looked down to see Vinyl poking me with her horn. “What is this thing?” She mumbled to herself as she kept jabbing me in the side. “.....boo?” She jumped off the couch in terror as I started laughing. “Don’t you know it ain’t nice to poke people or pony’s?” I giggled a little more before getting up. “Ok girls time to get up!” I clapped twice and the window blockades started opening letting sunshine poor in waking up everyone. “Vinyl before you start panicking i want you to know im a friend so i wont hurt you.....Unless you try and take my thorn.” I gave her a look then grinned. She gave me a confused look then looked at everyone else. “What is going on here?” I walked into the kitchen as Twi started explaining. I started making salads knowing non of them would eat meat, Fluttershy most of all. When i finished making all the food I walked back in to see a human Vinyl with cloths on (thank the gods). “So your a DJ too hmm?” She looked at me and grinned. “Yup. Here you go madam.” I handed her a bowl of salad and started passing out all the other bowls.

“So I think I know how to find Area 51, but its going to take about half a year or so cus its NOT a easy place to find.” I wiped out my awesome cell phone not noticing the looks of everyone and dialed the number of my buddy (Yet to be told). “Yo my brother in arms! I need to call in one of my favors........ Ya........ I need to find Area 51..... Ya i know its hidden from the public but we arnt the public!........Good. See ya.” I closed the  phone and put it back in my pocket. “Good news it might take 3 months instead of half the year!” Everyone got a happy face, Vinyl was eyeing my turn-tables. “Want me to play something.” She looked at me and grinned. “If your good enough.” Its on! “Right...” I jumped over the tables and sat down. “....No wait!” I looked up. “A party must be thrown for my most amazing songs!” She grinned. Pinkie jumped up and down. “Oh a party!” I laughed and hit a button on the bottom of the turn-tables and the living room floor started to open. I roes with the turn-tables on a platform, my head inches from the ceiling. A dance floor roes from the floor as the living room floor stopped. “Now all i need to do is put out the punch bowl and we can get started.” Pinkie looked at everything in amazement as if she just saw the birth of the first cupcake. “Wow! How did you do that!?” She looked up at me with a biggest grin she had ever formed. “Instant party starter. This thing comes in handy when I feel like partying in a instant.” I jumped down and landed in front of Vinyl. “Be right back everyone!” I rushed into the kitchen and pulled out a HUGE jug of punch. “Sweet musical notes.”

I Walked back into the living room with a punch bowl in one hand and the punch in the other. I placed it on the table and poured the punch into the bowl (hehehehe). “So we have a couple of minutes to wait before the crowd gets here. So get ready for pure party power!” I did a epic back-flip back up into the stand where the turn-tables where. “Wait you already invited everypony?” Twi looked up at me. “When i hit that button everyone i know was called and invited and they NEVER turn down one of my party’s.” I looked at Pinkie who was bouncing around like a mad man- er pony. “Be warned Pinkie, you have never truly been to a party unless you have been to one of mine!” We both laughed when i heard a knock on the door. “Right then.” I picked up a pair of light blur goggles. “This party begins now~!” I turned on the turn-tables and the door opened when the random people outside heard me say ‘now’. The window covers shut again as lights dropped from the ceiling blasting random colors everywhere. “Oh ya.” I muttered as the music started getting louder. “This is going to last a while!” I shouted over the music.

I woke up later my head on the turn-tables. “Nice party.” I mumbled and sat up. Everyone had cleared out except for the girls, Who in turn passed out as well. I smiled and hit the button under the tables again, the room fixed itself and went back to the way it was. I saw Vinyl was passed out on the couch again so I got up and woke her up. “So Vinyl, how kicking was that?” She looked up at me with those red eyes, ‘0_0 I never saw her eyes before. thats....amazing...’ I thought keeping my face in a smug grin. “I got to say, that was pretty awesome.” She gave me a high-five. I looked around to see where everyone had passed out. Pinkie was over by the punch bowl passed out on top of Dash who at some point tryed to stop Pinkie from falling over but faild and fell asleep too, Twilight was on my amazingly comfy chair with a half empty cup of punch in her hand, Applejack and Rarity where in the kitchen on the floor, and finally Fluttershy was sleeping on the stairs. “I say, never knew I could get these six to all pass out in random places.” I giggled. “Hey you never told me you name.” Vinyl sat up and looked at me, I took a seat next to her and smiled. “Names Damian trots, also known as DJ SomEMaN.” She giggled. “Well ‘DJ’ I think you should get a award fro amazing me.” I looked at her and raised a eyebrow. “Oh? What could you possibly give-” I was cut off when she kissed me, warning: Fan mode is about to activate, this is not for the faint of heart. ‘OHMYGODSVINYLSCRATCHJUSTKISSEDMEANDISSTILLDOINGITONTHELIPSANDEVERYTHINGARGHHHHHHHHHHWHATDOIDONOWOHIKNOW!’ I returned the kiss. she wouldent let me in no matter how hard I tried but i still loved the shit out of it.

Mr.friendly

The kiss lasted a good and amazing 5 minutes before she had to stop for a breath. Of course I fell over forward landing on her leg. “Your adorable.” She giggled still panting. “Ya welf your the one to blame.” I sed in a muffled voice my face buried in her jeans left leg. “Oh don’t be such a baby.” She picked up my head and pushed me off the couch. “Oh you cheeky bugger.” I grinned and got up. “Now I just need some cold water to wake everyone up.” When I sed everyone shot up. “Don’t you dare!” Twilight glared at me. “Works every time.” Vinyl and I laughed as they got up. “So what do we do now?” Dash yawned. I looked back and forth for something then my eyes hit the calender. “Oh gods brony con!” Everyone looked at me like i was a nut-job. “Say what now?” Applejack walked over to me. “Ok I need to explain something to you all right now!” I turned to everyone and grinned.

*insert really long story about the my little pony show.*

“And thats about it. Brony con is where all the fans of the show go to talk and hang out.” I took a deep breath and sat back down next to Vinyl. “Oh... That sounds fun. We can meet all of ower fans!” Twi giggled. “Well you can meet them but I don’t think they would believe you if you sed you where the actual Twilight Sparkle.” She looked down dissapointed. “But don’t worry, it’s still all about you guys and of course Lauren Faust as I have already told you about.” I grinned and did a back-flip off the couch. “Brony con is two weeks away so I need to get the plain tickets and hotel rooms.” I walked out into my computer room and sat down. “This will be fun. Meh might as well invite CC and PC.” If your wondering those are my best buds, you know the guy I called up? That was CC. “Right then.” I started buying tickets for the plain and renting hotel rooms. This took me a good 20 minutes but I got it all done. “Now let’s go get some soda.”

I walked back into the living room to see Pinkie, Applejack, and Dash where gone. “Do I need to ask?” Vinyl giggled and pointed at the stairs. “Right...” I walked over to the stairs and heard the basketball in my room bouncing around. I snuck up and into the room without anyone seeing me and watched. Dash, AJ, And Pinkie where playing basketball horribly. Tripping every now and then and traveling. “Ok thats it.” All of them jumped. “Let me teach y’all how to play!” I got up and walked over to them. “Now you see you can’t just hold the ball you need to dribl it like so.” I began to dribl the ball. “Now you have to keep doing this while moving. You cant hold it and run.” I ran towards the hoop and did a slam dunk. “Now you try Dash.” I tossed it over to her. After a while of falling and almost nut-shots she got it. “Good. Now AJ.” I picked up the ball and tossed it over to her. “Alright. Here i go!”

The same thing happened with AJ and Pinkie. “I swear I need a cup or something...” I sat down sweating. Pinkie tilted her head at me. “Why? Do you need a drink.” I just stared at her and sighed. “Alright try a game. Who ever has more points by the end wins.” They nodded and went on to playing. “This should be a funny game.” He giggled. after about a half an hour the game ended and the girls where covered in sweat. “So.....who....won?” Dash looked at me with burning eyes. “ To tell the truth you did Dash. You where light on your feet and could jump and dunk.” She grinned wildly. AJ looked at me. “How do you know she won?” I faked looking like i was thinking. “Well she made more hoops, thats a start.” I grinned. She crossed her arms. “Well that ain’t fair. I played better.” I got up. “It dosint matter how well you play. You need to get the scores to win.” Everyone but AJ laughed. “Anyway thats game. Anyone need a shower its in there.” I pointed to the bathroom door. I walked back downstairs and saw Twilight trying to use her magic. “Um having trouble?” I walked over to her. “Its difficult to use magic with these.....Fingers.” She grumbled. I laughed. “Well it helps to poke small holes in your finger tips, trust me. Hold on.” I walked over to my desk and pulled out a lighter and needle. “Ok just wait a moment.” I lit the lighter and waited a moment. “Give me your hand.” Twi looked hesitant. “It wont hurt one bit.” I smiled. She looked at her hand then let me take it. I slowly poked holes in her finger tips, It dident help that she was shivering threw the whole thing. “All done! Was that so bad?” She looked at her fingers witch where bleeding. “N-no...” I took her hand back and put band-aids on her finger tips. “Ok now try something.” She looked around and levitated a lamp over into her hand. “See?” She smiled. “Thanks Damian.” I did a thumbs up. “No problem.”

I walked back into the living room. Vinyl was passed out on the couch and Shy was looking at my pictures. “You had a dog?” I nodded. “Big husky named killer. Don’t take the name the wrong way he was a big sweet-heart.” I sighed. “I miss him a lot. Poor guy died of a car crash saving my sorry ass.” Shy looked at me with huge sad eyes. “Thats so sad!” I nodded tearing up a bit. “The only close friend i had other the CC and PC.” I sighed. “Well at least i got that off my chest.” I looked at her. “Thanks for listening.” She nodded and kept looking at the  pictures. Rarity was looking threw one of the closets in the hall. “You don’t have any good looking cloths in here at all!” I giggled. “Not down here but in my room closet I have all my best cloths.” She perked up. “Can you show me?” I shook my head. “There is a awesome game of basketball going on up there right now so id rather wait to show you.” she looked dissapointed. “Dont worry there are a lot of things you could do while you wait.” I handed her a game-boy. “Try this. you’ll get the hang of it.” I turned and walked back to the living room. I sat down on the couch next to the sleeping Vinyl. She fell over and landed in my lap. “I dont think your asleep.” I Grinned as she smiled. “No im asleep.” I giggled. “You where planing this wernt you?” She nodded a bit falling asleep for real this time. I leaned down and kissed her head. “Sweet dreams.” I leaned back on the couch and closed my eyes.

*BANG*

Shenanigans part 1: The Race

Vinyl and I shot up at the large bang. “What in the world?” Twi was walking towards the door. “I got it Twi. I have a feeling who it is.” I laughed lightly and opened the door. I opened the door and walked outside to see a huge crater a few feet from the door. “You alright?” I walked over to the crater and looked down into it. A guy that looked to be in his 20s in a blue sweat-shirt and jeans. “Ug my head..... Ya im alright.” I reached my hand down to help him out but he had already jumped out and landed behind me. “You still got it.” I turned to him and gave him a bro-hoof. “Always have and always will.” He laughed. Now this man right here is the best friend you could ever have. This is Connor Cauchy, or as you all know him as CC. “So ya I found 51 for ya. Why did you need to find this place?” He scratched his head. I looked around and walked towards the house. “Here i’ll show ya.”

As I walked into the house Twi was right in my face. “What happened?” I jumped back a little bit and held my chest. “Don’t do that! Anyway my buddy is here.” I walked in a little and looked behind me, .....He wasint there. “Oh gods Connor!” I turned to the living room to see him sitting down on the couch with a Mountain Dew in his hand. “Hey don’t yell at me you invited me in.” He giggled and looked at Vinyl. “Sup?” He smiled then looked back at me. “Two at once? Your too much!” I gave him a look that made him shut up. “Don’t you start. Anyway let me introduce you to Twilight Sparkle,” I pointed at Twi. “and Vinyl Scratch.” They both sed hi. “Oh sweet you broke the forth wall or something?” Connor giggled and took a sip of his soda. “No need to explain I most likely already know.” I sighed, he was the smartest person I knew when it came down to this stuff so I dident argue. “Im guessing the rest are up stairs?” I shook my head. “Shy is in the kitchen looking at pics of Killer and Rarity is looking at all my cloths.” He laughed some more and by this time I was getting a bit pissed. “Ok, ok. Anyway im here to see if you were ready for brony-con.” I nodded. “Everything’s set up. PC going to be there?” Connor nodded. “He never missed one when he was able to go so why would he now?” I nodded and looked at the clock.

“We leave in a few days. You going to hang around till then?” He nodded and took another sip. “Hey Damian someone here?” Dash called down the stairs. “Ya just my buddy.” She......flew down the stairs. “Wow...” I mumbled as Connor spat up some of his soda. “Holy monkey toots!” He was suddenly right in my face. “You dident tell me other people could do this.” He was also flying. He looked over at Dash and smiled. “Greetings my name is Connor.” He held out his hand. “The name’s Rainbow Dash!” She shook his hand. I looked at the two and grinned. “So Connor you still the fastest?” Connor gave me the funniest look of all time. “Oh ya.” Dash was giving him a stair. “Not anymore!” Connor looked at her and grinned. “Oh? Wana prove that?” She gave him the same evil grin. “Sure.” They both shot out the door with me, Twi, Shy, Rarity, and Vinyl following. “Right so the first one around the town and back here wins.” Connor pointed north as I got out there. “Ok then.” They both got into a ready stance. “3.......2.....” They both tensed up. “.....1GO!” They both shot off. Shy looked at where they where. “Oh....” Connor crashed onto the ground doing a fancy roll then standing. “.....my.” Connor did his little victory dance. “Yes! HAHAHA! I am the best!” He laughed like a mad man. “By the gods Connor you get faster every time I see you!” I walked over and gave him a high-five. “You know it son!” He giggled and looked at the approaching rainbow. When Dahs landed she looked out of breath then turned and face the way she was coming from. “Ha! He’ll never catch up!” Connor walked up behind her and tapped her shoulder. “Boo?” She nearly shot up into the sky. “W-what the!?” She turned and looked at him. “B-but when did you?” He looked around. “Im the fastest flyer in the universe, what else did you expect?” Both he and I giggled. Everyone had a stunned look on there faces. “Hater’s guna hate?” He turned to me. “Hater’s guna hate.” Epic bro-hoof! “So lets get our minds back into ourselves and think about some awesome things.” Connor laughed.

Shenanigans part 3: Fluttershy's adventure

Shy was scared of my car witch I found funny. “Don’t worry Shy it won’t eat you.” I opened the passenger side door and gestured for her to get in. “You sed you wanted to go to the vet and help out right?” She nodded and with a determined look got in. I closed the door and walked over to the driver’s side and got in. “Right off we go to the vet!” I started the car and backed out. “W-what about the others?” I looked at her and smiled. “Don’t worry, Connor will keep a eye on them.” She calmed down a bit then looked out the window. “Wow we are going very fast...” I laughed. “It’s how I roll. Were here.” I parked in a empty spot and got out. “Come on you just pull that thing there and push.” She looked at the door handle and did just that. She found it amazing how the door opened up instead of out. “Ok come on I think I can pass you off as a student studying this stuff.” We walked in and she sat down in a chair. I approached the front desk. “Hey baby I need to-” She shot up. “Your DJ SomEMan!” I nodded laughing. “I sure am. Now can you help my friend over there? She’s a student studying vet stuff and would like to be a temp nurse here.” She nodded and walked out from behind the desk and over to Shy. “This way sweety.” She looked scared at first but got up and followed. “I’ll pick you up and 4 hours!” I called to her as she dissapered in the back.

When I got back to the house I sat on the couch next to Vinyl. “Everything go well?” She looked over at me and smiled. “Ya, I hope she fits in there. Look at me acting like a dad.” We both laughed. I waisted the day away playing basketball, thinking about new tunes, and of course listening to Shy’s story’s when I went to pick her up. To be honest life had gotten fun around this point. We had 4 days before we all left for California.

Shenanigans part 4: PC's overveiw

Everyone had gathered around Connor after making a plan to ask him about PC. “Oh gods is this some sorta intervention?” He looked like he was about to back-flip out the window. “No, we just wan’t to ask you about this PC guy.” Connor calmed down. “Oh him? You mean Peter my brother. Ya he’s a big huge guy but like killer he is a sweet-heart. He owns all the best apple orchers across the world.” Applejack took notice to this. “So he grows all kinds of apples?” Connor shook his head. “Not zap apples im sure.” Applejack nodded. “So anyway all the apples you see around here are most likely grown by him. He could just flick a apple tree and all the apples would fall off.” Connor laughed. “Like me and Damian over there,” He pointed at me leaning agents the wall. “He has powers too. But nothing that magical.” He shook his head. “He has earth pony powers, he can make himself strong enough to punch threw metal.” Everyone looked surprised and Applejack was turning a bit red.

“So right now he’s way up north planting some new trees in a greenhouse. He’ll make it to brony con so you guys will meet him there.” Connor stretched. “You’ll know when you see him.” Applejack kept asking a lot of questions. “So how long before this ‘brony con’?” Connor thought a moment. “4 days.” She nodded. “And how tall is he?” “6‘5“ “And he’s strong?” “eeyup.” Connor and I started to laugh like mad men as she got this pissed off look. “Oh real funny.” Connor sat back up and sighed. “He saved ower asses a few times. Damian over there lost his head phones and couldent do anything.” I put on huge puppy dog eyes. “So the jolly green giant had to help move the door. I say that cus he was wearing a green sweater that day.” I giggled. “Thats about it.” Connor sighed and leaned back. Almost time to leave....

Shenanigans part 5: Story time

I packed the rest of my bags and stood up stretching. Connor had left for brony con this morning and took Dash with him. Shy decided to stay behind with us for some reason but I welcomed the company. I walked down the stairs to see everyone getting ready. Strangly they dident have anything to take with them so they were just waiting by the door with bags full of the cloths I bought. “We all ready?” They nodded and I smiled. “Alright everyone follow me.” I opened the door and walked outside. At some point I fixed that huge crater in my lawn witch took a few hours, I turned and looked at everyone to make sure they were following me then turned to my garage. I pulled out my keys and hit a button that opened the door. “Right everyone pile in.” Before they could start walking the whole garage lifted off the ground to revel a jet black plain. Everyone looked at me with shocked looks. “.........What?”

While driving Twi would just NOT keep seated so I decided to have her sit up front with me. “So this is how you fly without wings or magic?” I nodded watching the sky’s. “Its amazing. The one who taught me how to drive this thing was Connor. He’s in the air force as one of the advisers. One of those big bosses.” Twi looked amazed. “So you three, Connor, you, and Peter are really famous?” I nodded remembering the good old days. “Oh these one thing about Peter Connor diden’t tell you.” She looked at me. “Way back when we went camping but I tell you now we dident have ower powers, anyway we were all out on a walk making fun of each other and everything when this freaky HUGE gray wolf walked out onto the path. Dam near shit myself. Anywya this thing was followed by a bigger pack of smaller wolves of different colors. His eyes where as gray as his oelt I tell ya. Peter threw Connor a knife and I picked up a stick. Somehow I knew we wernt walking away from this without a fight. The pack started to surround us.....”

---------------FLASHBACK---------------

Damian looked over and Connor and Peter with a feared look. “So what happens now?” He asked looking back over to the almost endless waves of wolves approaching. “Well we can’t just run. We have to fight.” Connor mumbled going into that state of combat. “Ya, we ether go out fighting or running, and to be honest I want a good fight before im out.” Peter laughed lightly. Damian sighed a smile on his face. The first wolf jumped at Connor. He ducked and grabbed its neck, thrusting the knife into its stomach. It fell to the ground dead. “And who sed video games where bad for you?” We all laughed. Another one came at Damian. “BATTER UP!” He made a almighty swing hitting the wolf in the jaw. The force from the hit broke its neck, it fell to the ground next to the first one. The next one went at Peter, It jumped at him so he couldent cut it. “SHIT!” He grabbed its bottom and upper jaw in his hands. the wolf struggled for a bit then a look of fear came into its eyes. “MOTHER!” Peter pulled with all his might to brack its jaw and neck at the same time. After a minute the satisfying crack sounded and the wolf dropped dead. “Whos next?!” Connor yelled at the hord of wolves. Some backed up but 5 charged trying to over take us. “Oh ya!” Peter giggled as he grabbed two by the neck under his armpits and tightened his grip until two more snaps sounded, he then dropped them. Connor dashed past one cutting up its side as he did then plunged the knife deep into the one behind its head. The first wolf fell over in pain. Damian broke the other ones neck with another almight swing to the head. This continued for a good 30 minutes until 17 corpses where piled up around them. “17 down.....*huff*.....3 to go.” Connor panted. They all had cuts and bites everywhere on themselves. “Good cus im getting tired.” Peter turned to Damian. “Go get help. Connor and I will take care of the rest.” Damian nodded and bolted off down the path. One of the smaller wolves started to chase him until Connor kicked it in the head knocking it out. “Bad dog....” He mumbled and turned to the last two. “So its just you and us hmm?” Peter called to the huge gray wolf and the last small one. “Mind if I call you Sif?” Connor called to the huge gray one. It looked over at Connor and seemed to nod. “Good, now how are we going to finish this?” Peter took a step forward. The smaller one back up a bit then ran off. “Well that was easy.” Connor high-fived Peter. Sif stood up and started walking towards us. “Here we go.” Connor mumbled. Peter struck a pose. “The final battle!” He grinned. Sif was suddinly behind us. “well then!” Connor spun around and jumped back. Peter turned to Sif and blocked the huge claw that had been swung at him. He went flying into a tree with a loud thud. “OW DAMMIT!” He yelled getting back up. “To bad you dident bring you swords!” Connor laughed and pointed at him. “Fuck you your a ass hole!” He got up and got the knife ready. Connor looked at Sif who had started walking towards Peter. “You got this right?” Connor giggled. “Shut up!” He dove to one side as Sif threw another claw at him. The tree bent to one side like it had been hit by a truck. Connor climbed up a tree and yelled. “Get him over here!” Peter nodded and ran over to the tree. “Your mom was a chiwawa!” This looked to have work judging on how Sif was growling now. He charged Peter with amazing speed and brought a claw down on his face. “OW AGAIN DAMMIT!” He fell over holding his face. Connor jumped out of the tree and onto Sifs back. “Bitch please!” He plunged the knife into his back making him howl in pain. Peter got up with the most pissed off face in the world. “ARGH!” He threw a punch that could make Chuck Norris shiver. Sif and Connor fell back. “HOLY SHIT DUDE!” Connor shot up and ran to the front of Sif. Sif got up slowly and looked at Peter. They both just stared at each other for a while until Peter passed out from blood loss. “Oh ya real awesome there Peter.” Connor mumbled. Sif turned to Connor and nodded then walked away. “Ok I was just bitch at by a wolf....I feel loved...” He leaned agents a tree panting. “Awww crap.” He too passed out.

------------END OF FLASHBACK-------------

“And when I got back all the wolves where dead and CC and PC where out cold.” I took a deep breath. “That wolf they call Sif is still alive ya know...” I looked at Twi who had the look of pure awe on her face. “Wow...” Was all she could manege. “Ya we where awesome and still are.” He laughed as he landed the plain. “Alright were here. Get your stuff and lets head to the hotel.” I got up and walked out the door. I dident notice at first but Applejack had been listening the whole time.

Brony-con also Dark-Castle

As we got of the plain we where greeted by hotel staff. “Greeting Mr.Damian. Shall we take your bags?” I nodded. “Alright girls hand them your bags and we can get to ower rooms.” They nodded and handed them their bags. “Alright. Let’s go.” I turned and started walking towards the large hotel. Every year I got the same room but in this case I had to rent more rooms then I normally did. “Alright go pick your rooms and order dinner.” I had the whole forth floor booked out so Pinkie wouldent piss anyone off if she decided to make a random party happen out of nowhere. They all nodded and went to pick out rooms. I walked into mine and sat on the huge water bed. “This is going to be one hell of a brony con.” I mumbled and leaned back. “Knock knock.” I looked up to see Vinyl standing over me. “This room taken.” She grinned. “That depends.” She lied down next to me with a grin. “Long day?” I nodded with a sigh. “Well at least we’ll have fun tomorrow.” She rolled on top of me with a grin. “Speaking of fun...” I went wide eyed. “Oh wow...” With a sudden burst of magic I shut the door and locked it. “I hope to the gods Pinkie dident sneak in here....” I mumbled to myself as Vinyl lowered herself and kissed me.

---------THE NEXT DAY!---------

I woke up with the look of pure epic on my face. “That.......just happened.” I giggled getting out of the huge water witch by the way felt AMAZING during the ‘fun’ Vinyl and I had last night. She was still asleep but I couldent blame her, she most likely needed a hour to recover before she could get up. “I love life!” I laughed and put my pants on before anything weird happened and I was caught with my pants down. “Right let’s check on the others........I need to stop talking to myself.” I opened the door and checked every room to find the girls. It seems that they all picked the same room in fear of being alone. When I saw them all huddled together like that under the huge blanket I couldent hold it anymore. “D’AWWWWW” I made it as quiet as I could witch seemed to work cus they only moved a little in there sleep. “Oh gods thats too cute....” I mumbled and walked in. “Hey girls come on! We need to get a move on!” They all woke up one at a time and got dressed. “So where is the being held dear?” I pointed out the window. “Just down the street. Come on now we need to get moving!” I Walked out the door and back into my room to see Vinyl done getting dressed. “Hey there sleepy head.” I grinned. “Ya ya.” She shot me the same grin. “Ready to go?” She nodded nad walked over to me. “Ya know....... That was a ‘interesting’ time we had last night.” She gave me a quick kiss witch made me blush a bit. “It sure was.” She walked past me. I turned and walked out and to my surprise saw Rainbow Dash. “Oh hey Damian!” She flew over to me. “Hey Dash. Wheres Connor?” She looked behind her. “He went to brony con to meet up with Peter.” I nodded and turned to the girls room. They started piling out of the room with wonder in their eyes. “Ok everyone! Ready to go?” They all nodded. “Right!” I turned. “Let’s go! TO BRONY CON!” Every cheered as I bolted down the hall.

The bus took us right out front of the huge building. Crowds of people had gathered around the building, some waiting to get in and some just wanting to talk. “Alright girls we need to find CC and PC!” They all nodded and followed me out of the bus. I took a quick look around to see if I could spot mister huge. “Must be up front...” I mumbled and looked behind me. “Stay together girls. Its easy to get lost here.” Twi sed something but I couldent hear her over the crowd. As we made ower way threw the crowd people started to find out who I was. We had to stop a few times to sign autographs and take pics. Soon we made to the doors and there I saw mister god of apples, the one and only Peter was selling apples right up front. “Over here girls!” I Walked over to Peter. “Hey dude whats up!” I looked up at him. “Nothing much man, how have you been?” He grinned at me. “Aw nothing much, the main 6 fell threw my computer and well here we are!” He looked behind me at all of them who where in shocked silence as to how huge he was. “What they break the forth wall or something?” I shrugged. “Something to do with a spell.” We both nodded. “Don’t forget me!” Connor was suddenly on Peters shoulder just sitting there. “Sup?” He looked over at Peter. “Sup bro?” Connor looked down at me. “Sup?” I shrugged. “Not much.” He looked over at Dash and winked. I turned to her to see her blush like she was born red. “Do I need to ask?” I turned back to Connor. He was grinning at me. “Hey I was just getting a little ‘rainbow’ in my diet.” All three of us laughed like mad men. Dash was now hiding behind her hands redder then Peters apples. “So Peter trying to make some coin?” He nodded and picked up a apple. “New brand. Almost as big as my head.” Applejack eyed the apple with amazement. “How did y’all do that?” Peter looked at her and winked. “Secret.” She turned almost as red as Dash.

“So how was the north?” Peter sighed. “Colder the a witches tit in a brass bra.” Again all three of us laughed like mad men. Twi walked up to Peter and poked his arm. “Excuse me but I dident know humans could get that......large.” Peter smiled and looked down at her. “Magic. Thats all I have to say.” She stared at him wide eyed and nodded. “Right then, let’s get on inside and find something to destroy.” I laughed sarcasticly. “But before that.” Peter reached down and grabbed a few apples. “Free apples.” He handed one of those god-like apples to everyone. Apple jack looked at hers like it was a gift from god. This made me laugh. I took a bite from mine and started walking in. “Whoa!” I looked at the door. “What?” Connor jumped down next to me. “It Dark-motherfucking-Castle!”

Hanging with Dark-Castle

“Dude, breath.” Connor tapped my shoulder trying to get me out of my train of thought witch failed horribly. I kept staring in amazement at who I called my mentor. Peter and Connor could say the same for if it wasint for his story ‘What You Wish For’ Peter, Connor, and I would have never found ower powers and well got to where we are today. If only I could muster up enough courage to talk to him but doing that is like talking to god, and in this case I was.

“Dude come on not cool.” I flinched when Peter poked me witch of coures set me falling forward. “Aw crud dude sorry.” He was cracking up.

“Naw I needed that.” I got up and dusted myself off still looking at Dark-Castle. “Now how do we get him to notice us?” I thought out loud. It wasint long before before he moved inside the building.

“So who was that?” Dash walked up beside me with a grin on her face.

“That was Dark-Castle. He is the reason Connor, Peter, and I have powers. He wrote a story that gave us the idea of how we could get our powers.” I looked at her and grinned. “So about you and Connor...” She blushed like she had before and walked back over to the girls.

“So what do you suppose we do? Go meet him and go all like ‘Hey! we read your story’s and from that we have powers now!’? It seems a bit out of it...” Peter walked over beside me and Connor.

“Well what else do we do? We have nothing better to do other then sign autographs, sell apples, and fool people that into thinking our magic is a trick if we slip up. That reminds me,” I turned to Dash and pointed my finger at her. “No flying in public.” She looked dissapointed. “Now then lets go track down Dark-Castle and be annoying fans.” All three of us laughed as we walked into the building. I looked around and saw meany things. The two things I noticed most of all in my vision was Lauren Faust answering questions and Dark-Castle talking with some fans.

“He’s over there.” Peter pointed but sadly his voice was heard and remembered by a LOT of Applejack fans and was soon swarmed, paper and pens being swung at him.

“Ya, have fun with that!” Connor and I bolted as the fans also started remembering me!

“Grate! Now their after me!” I yelled at Connor as we ran. The girl’s where right behind us except for Applejack who tryed helping Peter out of the mass of fans. I stopped and turned to the fans. “Not right now! Im sorry but im looking for someone!” They all stopped and gave me looks, some mad I dident sign their stuff and/or faces and some confused. “Im looking to hang with Dark-Castle!”

“Yo!” I turned and looked into the hole that showed a bit of Dark-Castles face threw his mask. “You wanted to hang out with me?” I nodded speechless. Now If I havent said this before I will say it now, Dark-Castle is like god to the dude’s and I.

“H-hey im Damian Trots and these are my friends Peter and Connor.” They both did a little bow. “So ya you may have guessed it by now but-” I was cut out.

“Ya I know who you guys are, your DJ SomEMaN,” He pointed at Peter and continued, “Your the head of apple development for....well the world!” Peter nodded. “Never thought you where that.....Large.” We laughed then he pointed at Connor. “And you are in charge of the air force.” He nodded and gave DC (Sorry to lazy to spell it :P ) A brohoof.

“Good to know we are all well known by our hero.” Connor laughed. I gave him a death glare as DC stared at us with what I can tell confusion.

“Wait, Im your guys hero?” I sighed and nodded.

“Too be honest we wouldent be here today if we dident read your story ‘What You Wish For’.” I looked around. “We can show you what I mean if we go out back or something.” He gave us another confused look before nodding. “Alright. Let’s go!” I pointed to the other side of the building at a exit door. It took us a half hour (Being famous do’s NOT help time.). When we finally got out there I turned to DC. “Alright. watch.” I made the rock on sign with my hands and electricity sparked out form in between my fingers.

“Wow...” You looked at my hands with amazement. I stopped and pointed up at Connor who was flouting the whole time we where out here. “Cool...” I stared at Connor.

“Peter is pretty self explanatory.” I pointed at Peter as he did a pose moving his robe and showing off his muscles. He then picked up a trash can with his hand and crushed it with little difficulty.

“So you guys are able to do this stuff.....Because of what I wrote?” We all nodded.

“Oh and these are the mine six who’s names should be known to you. We are trying to get them home.” They all said hi. “So I was thinking we could all hang out for brony-con while we can.” I looked back at DC and smiled. “If of course you don’t mind.” He looked as tho he grinned.

“Of course!” Connor, Peter, and I cheered.

“Right now lets go have a blast!” This time everyone cheered as we stormed back into the building.

We had a blast! We had Lauren Faust answer questions, we had awesome apple pie for lunch (thank Peter) and Connor had some guys down at the airforce fly down and do a show! It was awesome while it lasted but it was time to go sadly. “Hey sorry we have to go Oscar. We had a blast! (I am going to say that no more!) But we have to get these girls home.” We said our good-byes and left.

“So what was he?” Connor whispered to me as we left.

“Alicorn. I had a hunch he was tho.” Connor nodded.

“Why do I have a bad feeling that we are going to run into one of those later?”

Peter bent down over us. “Knowing our luck we will.” We all sighed at the same time.

“But it will be fun to deal with...”

“Hey!”

I turned and saw DC running up to us. “Oh hey, whats up?”

“Why dosint he have wings?” He pointed at Connor panting a bit.

“Its a spell I casted on him a while ago. Right when we found out about our powers.” Connor nodded agreeing.

“Alright. I just needed to know.” He turned and started walking. “See ya guys!” He called back.

“Have a awesome time! We hope to see you again!” I called with a smile. “Well this was a fun day. Hope we can do it again next year!” we all agreed then started walking to the hotel.

“So wait how are we going to get there?” Dash said before Twi witch surprised us all.

“I have a limo waiting for us when we get back to the hotel.” Connor looked excited.

“Oh a limo! Is it full of booze?!” Everyone looked at him then lost it. Everyone was just on the ground laughing.

“Y-yes it is Connor! So calm down!” I was recovering slowly getting up.

“Yes! WOO!” He dissapered ahead of us.

“Well he’s excited.” Peter muttered still laughing.

“Oh well. ADVENTUR!” I yelled and charged forward

the begining of the end Pt 1 : The night before

As we approached the limo Connor was already hammered and sitting on the roof. The hotel staff looked as tho they have been threw all this before and dident pay any mind. “Are you ready to depart sir?” The one by the driver side called over the ramblings of the drunk Connor.

“Yes! Onward to adventure!” We all cheered and got in. Peter being the colossus he is had to sit in the middled and stick his head out the skylight. He also had to watch Connor cus we couldent get him off the roof. The limo started moving and we began talking.

“So Applejack....” I grinned devilishly at her, so did Dash. “You have some feelings for Peter?” She leapt at me and covered my mouth.

“Be quiet! He might hear y’all!” Everyone started laughing except Fluttershy but she was grinning.

“Oh calm down he can’t hear anything we say if he’s up there was Connor drunk!” I laughed and sat up. “So answer me.” I grinned devilishly again. She blushed wildly.

“Um.....uh.....Yes...” She whispered. “I mean who couldent like someone like him? Ah mean come on! He’s a apple farmer!” When she said that I opened the awesome mini-fridge and pulled out a huge apple. “How dos he do that?” I shrugged.

“He never tells anyone. Not even me or Connor.” I sighed as my cellphone rang. “Yo.......That late already? Alright find the nearest motel and pull over.” I shut the phone and put it back in my pocket then I handed the apple to AJ. The car soon came to a stop and like always I had to help Peter get out of the car and somehow sober up Connor. All said and done we walked into the motel main lobby and surprisingly no one was there except the owner.

“Can I help you?” He looked at us with a bored look.

“Uh yes can I rent a few rooms?” He nodded and opened his book.

“Sign here.” I nodded and sighed all of our names (Fake ones for the girls of course.) And then I learnd that we had to share rooms cus there waisnt enough.

“Alright everyone pick a room mate and head on to bed!” Vinyl was right next to me with a sly grin as the others started pairing up. Applejack was with Peter (hwa), Twilight was with Fluttershy, Dash was with Connor (Was there any other choice? I think not.), Pinkie was with Rarity.

“This will be a interesting night.” Vinyl giggled as we headed for our room. It would indeed. We entered the room to see a living room and a small bathroom. This place was in good shape for a crappy motel. “So.......should we go to bed?” She gave me a sexy look.

“Oh ya!” I laughed as she kissed me deeply.

A/N: This will be split up into a few other parts. all describing the night of everyone. I will not go into detail about how EVERYTHING gos so dont get you hopes up.

The game of 'Sorry'

I was laying in bed with Vinyl when I heard a knock at the door. “Hold on!” I got up and got dressed. When I went to answer the door I already saw Peter closing it. “Um hi?” I looked at him. He sat down on the couch and looked at me.

“Applejack has a crush on me dosint she?” I looked at him for a moment then nodded.

“Eeyup. What gave it away?” He put up his hands.

“Well for one she stares at me and my apples as if im god, two she blushes like a mad woman every time I talk, and three she was feeling up my leg in the car.” He glared at me.

“Hehehehe and you think I knew that was going on?” He nodded and poked me in the chest (FUCKING OW).

“I know damn well you knew.” He growled. “Do you know how much it took out of me to not get excited? Connor was making fun of me the whole way!” He baled his fist and raised it. I got a evil look on my face and held up my hand with the rock on pose.

“Don’t start.” I mumbled. He stared at me for a moment then sighed putting his fist down.

“What am I going to do?” I looked at him as  if he where the biggest idiot on the face of the world.

“Really?” I raised a eyebrow at him. “You get some! Your a farmer, she’s a farmer and of course you both love apples! What else do you do?” He looked at me then started thinking.

“Hmm your right.” I nodded face-palming.

“Its what Connor did with Dash.” Vinyl walked out of the bedroom dressed. “So why not?” It was there we all agreed.

“Right then! Go get your girl Peter!” He nodded and left. Vinyl leaned agents me.

“They grow up so fast.” We both laughed. “Now where were we?” She grabbed the collier of my shirt and dragged me into the bedroom.

“You are a very active you know that?” I grinned as we fell back into bed.

(Third person view.)

Peter walked up to the door of his room a bit uncomfortable about what he was about to do, he opened the door and ducked down so he could fit into the room. “Well hey there sugarcube. What took ya?” Applejack was sitting on the bed trying to find out how to set up ‘Sorry’.

“Sorry had to talk with Damien about something, um you need a hand there?” He walked over to the bed and took a knee.

“That would be helpful, thank ya kindly.” Peter started setting up the game the right way.

“What color do you want to be?” Peter looked up at her putting the blue ones on his side.

“Im thinkin I want to be red!” She grabbed the red pieces and placed them on the board the same way Peter did when he set his up. He picked up a card that had a 5 on it.

“Your turn.” He set the card down and looked at Applejack.

“But arnt ya supposta move one of your pieces?”

Peter shook his head. “You need a one or two to move. If you get a 2 you get to go again.” She nodded and picked up a card. She grinned and held it out to Peter. “A two, nice job.” He smiled at her. She turned red and put the card down and moved her piece two spots then picked up another card.

“A one. So I move my piece another space?”

Peter shook his head. “The best plan would to take a piece out and put it behind you other piece, you need a plan when you use these cards.” She nodded and moved one of her pieces onto the field. “Now its my turn.” He picked up a card that had a sorry on it. He grinned and picked up one of his pawns and put it next to the one by her color’s start and put her’s back in its start.

“What the hay was that for!?” She turned red but this time in anger.

“Its what the sorry card dos, you can take one of your pawns and replace it with one of the other players pawns sending them back to start.” He grinned, she looked like she was about to pop with rage.

“That isent fair! This game is stupid! I mean what kinda pony makes a game where that could hap-” She was intrupted by a kiss from Peter, She changed to a different kind of red that burned a bit brighter. The kiss lasted 5 seconds before he broke away, his face almost as red as hers.

“Better?” He whispered. She nodded and the game went on. Applejack was one pawn away from winning when Peter got another sorry card and grinned. “ Sorry Applejack.” He took her pawn closest to her home and put his down then placed hers in her starting zone.

“WHAT THE HAY!? THAT AINT FAIR!” She kept raging for about 2 minutes until Peter sighed and grabbed her shoulder. “WHAT!?” She turned to him and again was kissed by Peter. This lasted longer and he was more into it. He soon stopped and looked at her.

“Want to play a different game?”

“Only if this ‘game’ involves you taking your shirt off.” She winked at him, he grinned and took off his sweater reviling the large scar on his chest. “Is that from...?” He nodded seeing the shocked look on her face.

“The Grate Gray Wolf Sif. Im assuming Damien told you the story?” She nodded. “Well let’s not let this old thing keep us from our ‘game’. To be honest I look bad-ass with this thing.” She giggled and stood up and kissed him. They fell back into the bed, knocking the game of ‘Sorry’ on the floor.

Another Flashback Story

The girls were having fun telling story’s and of course Twi was reading books. “Twilight dear you must put that book down and join us! You must have some exciting stories from when you were in Canterlot!” Rarity spoke up, Twi sighed and walked over to the bed putting the book down.

What? Too short? Ok lets go see Rainbow Dash and Connor.

A pillow shot accrose the room as Connor fell out of the bed. “Crap!” He back filped dodging another pillow.

“Give up?” Dash yelled with a a huge grin on her face. Connor got up duel wielding the pillows.

“Not a chance!” He chucked one of the pillows at her hitting her right in the face.

“ACK!” She yelled as the other pillow hit her in the stomach making her hit the wall lightly. “Why you little!” She took the pillow off her face.

“Hey! I am not little and you know that!” She blushed and Connor laughed. “As a matter of fact we should meet under the covers and get to know each other a bit more.” He winked at her and she blushed a deeper red.

“F-fine, if it keeps you from talking like that...” She flouted over to the bed, Connor grinned and took off his shirt. A scar like Peters was on his chest.

“I’ll never get use to that...” Dash shivered.

“I keep forgetting about that. I remember when I got this,” He sighed at the memory’s. Dash looked at him for a moment.

“You never told me the story....About how you got it.” She pointed at the scar. Connor sighed and sat down next to her on the bed.

“It was about three years ago, a year after we fought Sif,”

------------------Flashback---------------

Damian sat on the bench in the park reading a book waiting for Peter and Connor. He heard a click and looked up to see a pistol pointed at his head. “Sup Bruce?” He said trying to stay calm as Bruce looked down at him the hatred.

“Your going to die today DJ, I’m sure of this.”

“You say that every time we meet. I told you you need to buy me dinner first!” He giggled and two other’s giggled.

“Ya and a fancy hotel room!” Connor laughed and looked at Peter.

“I would need a huge steak with a Pepsi.” They all laughed and Bruce let out a very small girn before getting back his look of hate.

“Dude we totally got you! Put the gun down and let’s go out drinking!” He was thinking about it then shook his head looking back to Damian.

“Goodnight DJ.” As he was about to pull the trigger Connor drop kicked him in the head and grabbed the gun.

“No! Bad!” He laughed and pointed the gun at Bruce. “Get the hell out of here.” Bruce looked at everyone then ran. “Too easy.” Connor giggled then turned to Damian. “You owe me one.” He nodded and we all laughed.

“Wow, your a DJ for a few months and someone already wants you dead. *Sniff* I’m so proud!” Peter wiped away a fake tear and again we all laughed.

“So how are you guys doing on finding your powers? I havent gotten mine yet...” Damian sighed. Connor looked at him his face had no humor on it.

“Dude we don’t even know if this is real. I don’t care if you say hope is all we need, I need prof before I try my hardest.” They stared at each other for a few moments before Damian looked at Peter.

“Anything for you?” He shook his head. “Oh well, ready for another mission?” They both nodded. “Ok, we need to get a stolen tiger back for some rich dude. It was last seen in a heavily guarded where-house with a lot of camras.”

“So we just storm in there like madmen and shoot everything in sight?” Damian nodded with a grin at Connor. “Wonderful!” They all cheered.

---A Few Days Later In The Middle Of The Job---

“SHIT!” Connor yelled pushing up a metal wall to keep from getting shot. “First we find out the rich guy just wanted slaves and had us in mind and now we are in the middle of a gun fight! WONDER-FUCKING-FULL!” Damian and Peter were trying to get the locked ass door open with kicks and punches as Connor shot at the goon’s. Soon a large metal rod shot threw the wall and went into Connor’s chest. “WHAT THE HELARGH!” He threw up blood. Peter looked at him with fear and rage.

“CONNOR! Damian take care of the door!” He nodded shivering. Peter ran over to him and picked him up slightly. “Connor!? Come on bro stay with me! Come on you can’t die like this! Please!” Connor looked at him with silent pain and held out his shaking fist.

“N-n-never t-t-thought it w-would e-end like this ha! Being impaled by a m-metal rod. To tell ya I am scared and very hurt and I-I can’t take it......Bro-hoof?” Peter stared at him then put his fist on Connor’s.

“Bro-hoof...” Connor’s hand fell. Peter stood up and glared at the men who had stop shooting to give them the moment. “YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AND GOING TO FUCKING PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID! HE WAS THE LAST OF MY FAMILY AND NOW HE’S GONE! YOUR ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!” He started to grow in size, muscle and shape.

“Peter! Your a earth pony! You now have almost limitless strength and are bullet proof!” Peter nodded and charged. After a few minutes all the men were dead and Peter was running back over to Damian.

“Can we save him?” He nodded.

“We just need to get the hell out of here!” Peter nodded and Sparta kicked the wall out. “That works! Get Connor!” Peter nodded again and picked Connor up, then rushed out the hole in the wall.

____________END FLASHBACK____________

“When we got to the hospital the doctors had the pull to one side and rip out the pipe in order to get it out, now I have heart problems. But I never let it get me down, I was dead for about 10 minutes when I got there. They were surprised I diden’t have any brain damage.” Connor laughed lightly and clutched his chest. “Every time I tell that story I go back to that day, but it dosint bother me none, so what do you think of my story telling skills?” He looked at her to see her on the verge of tears, she hugged him.

“I-I’m sorry I asked if it hurts to talk about it.” He hugged her back.

“Naw it helps every time I talk about it so It’s ok.” They stayed there for a while until Dash let go.

“You know, we havent gotten ‘under the covers’ yet. You leaving me hanging?” She grinned along with Connor.

“You just let me forget.” He tackled her and grabbed the blanket.

the begining of the end Pt 2 : never saw that coming.

The sun started to come up slowly and I was about to shoot an ice beam at it. I got out of bed and wondered around the hotel room like a zombie I was so tired. Vinyl was laughing so hard at this it almost woke me up, ALMOST. I tripped on the same book about 5 times only increasing the laughter from Vinyl, I was pissed to say the least. “Yeah, laugh it up.” I muttered putting on my clothes. “Get dressed, we have to go.” She nodded and it was my turn to laugh, well giggle actually.

“Oh shut up.” She rolled her eyes at me as she got dressed. I walked outside to see Peter and Connor standing by the limo talking.

“Sup guys?” They turned to me and Connor had a trollface on.

“Oh nothing, just that Peter had his first time last night.” He and I exploded into laughter.

“You guys know that wasn’t my first time.” Connor looked at him and grinned.

“Yeah that was funnier!” Again we exploded into laughter. Connor coughed a bit and I stopped laughing.

“You ok dude?” I looked at him and he nodded.

“A bit too funny. Heh.” He smiled. We all looked up at the sky.

Damian: “By blessed dreams,”

Connor: “We find hope,”

Peter: “In the shadows of doubt,”

Connor: “In the lights of justice,”

Damian: “And in the forest of sight,”

All: “We find hope,”

We sighed and looked to see the girls walking up to us. “We’re ready to go, what were you guys just doing?” Twilight looked at us confused.

“It’s a spell,” I spoke first.

“It brings its casters luck in times to come.” Peter then spoke.

“It brings us the hope we need to get through the challenges of life.” Connor spoke last. Twilight looked at us in amazement. Vinyl walked up to me and kissed my cheek.

“I know you guys will get through everything that happens. And I just want to say thanks, for going through all this trouble just to get us home.” We fell silent for a moment.

“Hey, it’s what we do!” Connor spoke up. “We help those in need, no matter how small the problem!” Everyone smiled.

“You guys sound like heroes from story books.” I laughed.

“You could say we fell into that just by reading stories. Alright let’s get going. You girls have families to get back to!” I clapped my hands together. I opened the door and let the girls into the half destroyed limo. Peter got in without problems now and Connor said he would just fly next to us. As the driver drove we talked about the portal.

“So how stable is this thing?” Twi asked me with interest.

“Well from what I gather the portal exploded with energy and sucked in Dave. He was rumored dead and well there was a huge party celebrating such. You all most likely know why.” They looked down. Connor looked at us.

“No more sadness. We’re here.” The limo stopped and we all piled out. I looked around and saw nothing but dessert.

“Where is it?” Connor pointed and muttered something, I heard a spark and a building appeared a ways down a metal path that had showed up. “Well that’s a good hiding place. Let’s go!” We all started walking towards the building. Applejack was riding on Peter’s shoulders. We got to what looked like the front door and Connor pressed a button.

“Alright now it should be on the second floor. We should get a move o-” A large black lightning bolt struck between us and the door. “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!” Connor jumped back as the ground caught fire.

“DJJJJJJ!” .......OH FUCK! Bruce landed right in front of us in the fire making him look like a badass. “I am here to finally kill you! And you friends too! All you little freaks are going to fucking die!” He extended his black wings and glared at us.

“GODDAMIT DAMIAN YOU NEVER TOLD US HE WAS A ALICORN!” Peter yelled at me.

“HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW TO CHECK!?”

“DUCK!” Connor yelled as another bolt of black lightning shot at us. I turned on my ipod and made the rock on sign.

“YOU ASS!” I yelled as I shot a blue bolt at him. It just bounced off his chest harmlessly. “DAMMIT!” I dove to one side as he shot another bolt at us. Peter clapped his hands together (which got bigger.) And sent Bruce flying into the door.

“After him!” Connor yelled as he flew into the building.

“You girls stay here we’ll take care of it.” Peter told them when I ran in. I saw the room we were in was HUGE! Connor was zipping back and forth, the spell on his wings was broken and showed them, they were long green wings with blades attached to the tops of them. As he flew past Bruce he cut him but the wound shut up quick. I zapped him and he glared at me but before he could do anything Connor zipped past him again knocking him off balance. Peter did a flip over my head and brought his foot down on Bruce’s chest making the ground around him shatter and throw up dust. Peter jumped back over and beside me, Connor landed on my other side.

The dust cleared to show Bruce untouched. “Is that all you got?” He grinned and was suddenly right in front of me. He brought his fist back and punched me right in the face, I went flying back and into the wall. My head stuck out the other end and some of the girls screamed.

“OW! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!! A LITTLE HELP PLEASE!?” Applejack and Dash rushed over and started pushing my head. On the other side Peter broke threw the wall and landed on his back. “HURRY!” At the AJ Sparta kicked my head and sent me back into the building. I saw Bruce vanish and the girls started coming in followed by Peter.

“CONNOR!” Dash yelled and Connor looked over at us. At the Bruce appeared behind him and punched his back knocking him on his stomach.

“What the?” Bruce then planted his foot on Connor’s back and grabbed the base of his wings.

“I’m taking these.” He pulled and.............Ripped his wings out of his back. Everything went into slow mode, everyone had gone wide eye’d and Dash had small tears coming out of the sides of her eyes, Peter got that look in his eyes and so did AJ.

“AhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” Time started moving again as Connor’s yell of pure pain shot through the building. His wings had faded out of Bruce’s hands and he fell forward, passed out.

Peter shot forward in a burst of speed and punched Bruce right into the air. AJ then jumped onto his back and did a flip forward sending her heel right into Bruce’s chin. He fell to the ground and growled as if he felt it. Peter turned to us and threw Connor at me, I caught him with my magic then Peter threw a blue apple, caught by Twilight. “When he wakes up feed him this! I was breeding that apple for years!” I nodded slowly and looked at the girls.

“Come on! We can’t let him hurt you and you need to get home! Let’s go!” I charged towards the stairs with the girls following close behind.

---------Third Person View--------

Peter didn’t expect AJ’s help but welcomed it. He looked on as Bruce got up slowly with a scowl on his face. “You think you can honestly win? You shouldn’t lie to yourself like that.” AJ kicked him in the head again.

“Ah know when someone or something is lyin’ and no one here is lyin’ except YOU!” She flipped back when a dark hand reached up and tried to grab at her. Peter stomped on it.

“At least we’re not trying to kill innocents. LIKE YOU!” Peter did a soccer kick and sent Bruce flying into a wall. He growled and shot back at him only to be cloths lined by AJ. “We make an awesome team.” Peter laughed and hugged AJ.

“You’re not to bad yerself partner.” She laughed then pushed him out of the way of another bolt of energy.

“HOLD STILL!” Bruce yelled and punched Peter into a wall on the other side of the room. AJ flipped again kicking Bruce in the chin at the same time. He howled in rage and when he went to grab her Peter Sparta kicked him in the chest sending him outside.

“Thank ya.”

“No problem.” They charged outside in into a building storm. “There be a shit storm a’brewen.” Peter muttered in a Irish accent. Bruce slowly got up a look of cold hate on his face. “Awww crap....” Peter charged at him and threw a punch but it was caught lightly by Bruce. He tossed Peter to the side as if he were a pillow.

“Now you shall see.....THE TRUE POWER OF BRUCE!” Just then a voice louder than his boomed.

“FIRING ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANON!” A HUGE ASS rainbow shot out of the dark clouds and hit Bruce dead on. After about 10 minutes of friendship the beam stopped and from the clouds none other than Dark-Castle flew down and landed next to Bruce.

“W-why can’t I move?” Dark-Castle glared down at him.

“Oh nothing. Hey look at this.” He pointed his finger at Bruce’s forehead and from his finger shot out a ray of what looked like a reddish light, it covered Bruce and after about 10 seconds the light cleared and Bruce was gone. Peter stood up and walked over to him.

“Thanks for the save. I wish it didn’t have to end like that...” They both sighed. AJ walked over to Peter and gave him a hug.

“Come on. We need to meet up with the others.”

--------Meanwhile------

I can’t believe we got lost! This whole time we have been looking for the room with the portal and we were LOST! I heard a lot of explosions up there but still couldn’t find the GODDAMN ROOM! “Damian....Can we see if Connor’s alright?” Dash spoke and I nodded with a sigh. I set him on the floor, I stopped the two wounds on his back from bleeding but they wouldn’t help for long.

“I’m going to see if I can wake him up.” I put my hand over his face and it glowed. Connor slowly opened his eyes and looked at us.

“......I look like shit don’t I?” I laughed and nodded.

“Twi, the apple please.” I lifted my hand up and the large blue apple landed in it. “Thank you. Here.” I handed him the apple. “Peter said he was working on this for years.” He nodded and took it.

“Hope this won’t kill me any faster, if it does I’m killing Peter.” I laughed as he took a bite of the apple. “Oh wow all the pain is gone.” He got up slowly. “Still feels funny though.” He giggled.

“Alright everypony let’s find that portal!” We cheered.

“Not without us!” I turned to see Peter and Applejack running down the hall towards us.

“What about Bruce?” Peter looked at me.

“Oscar took care of him, he’s watching the exit. Let’s go!” I was stunned for a moment then nodded. We ran around for an hour or so before we found the right room.

“FINALLY! We have been lost for an hour now!” I had Peter Sparta kick the door down. We went in and saw the device that was the portal. “Hmm, looks like something from Star-Gate.” I giggled and high fived Connor and he went to work getting it working. Soon we heard a humming sound and a light filled in the opening in the portal.

“Ok girls, say your good-byes.” Connor sighed and walked into the grope. The girls hugged all of us, Vinyl, Applejack, and Dash were crying and holding onto us telling us to come with them.

“Come on......You know we can’t go.... I wish we could...” I sighed

“Then do it!” Vinyl yelled at me still holding on for dear life. “IT’s your choice! please...” I hugged onto her about to start crying myself.

“I wish there was some way to compromise Dash but I have a job to do here...”

“I don’t even know what that word means...” She sniffed and they both giggled a bit.

“Yeah, neither do I.”

“Peter....” Applejack finally said.

“I’m sorry AJ, we really can’t go.” He broke the hug and handed her a biggest apple I have ever seen. “Remember me?” She took the apple which needed both arms with a smile. The portal started making a funny sound.

“Time to go girls...” Connor broke his hug with Dash and I broke mine with Vinyl. I snapped my fingers and the girls returned to their pony forms.

“Don’t worry, we’ll see each other again, some day.” They walked into the portal one by one. Dash, Applejack, and Vinyl stopped and turned towards us with tear filled eyes then entered the portal. When they did it made a huge flash of light and there stood a light gray alicorn with crystal blue eyes and a black star as a cutie mark.

“You must be the ones who helped my friends.” He spoke with a smile. I nodded along with Peter and Connor. “I thank you then.”

“And who are you?” I asked.

“I’m Dave. I’m here to tell you this world doesn’t really need your help anymore. But my world does.” We looked at each other and grinned. “I take it you’re all happy about this?”

“Happy doesn’t even describe it.” Peter laughed.

“Alright, just step through the portal.” He stood out of the way.

I turned to Peter and Connor with a grin. “Let’s go save another world!” We all yelled ‘hoorah!’ and jumped through the portal.

Shenanigans part 2: Awesome cloths

Some shenanigans will be very short so don't worry your not missing anything.

After all that Dash seemed to have taken a liking to Connor. Not much else went on except for a day later Rarity asked for my help. “Um ok sure. Whats up?” She looked at me excitedly. “I think i got the hang of this worlds fashion! I need you to try a few things on!” She grabbed my hand before I could abject and dragged me up into my room. “Try these on!” She threw a large stack of cloths at me. “Um ok?” I turned and walked into the bathroom. I came back out with a golden tux lined with what looked like a platinum colored cloth. “Wow Rarity, this looks sweet.” I laughed. She looked at me a minute then smiled. “Go put the black one on.” I shrugged and went back into the bathroom. After about a minute I walked back out with a pitch black suit on that seemed to have moving stars on them. “Holy moly how did you get this fabric?” She smiled. “Oh I have my ways dear now go try the silver one on.” I nodded and went back into the bathroom

I came back out with a silver tux this time, it looked as tho the silver was moving like water. “You’v out-done yourself Rarity. I don’t know how you do it!” She giggled. “Thank you dear. You can go now.” I nodded and walked down stairs. When I got down I went to the living room and sat next to Connor. “Sweet suit. Rarity make it?” I nodded. “I look awesome don’t I?” We both nodded then laughed.

pep-talk

I was laying in bed with Vinyl when I heard a knock at the door. “Hold on!” I got up and got dressed. When I went to answer the door I already saw Peter closing it. “Um hi?” I looked at him. He sat down on the couch and looked at me.

“Applejack has a crush on me dosint she?” I looked at him for a moment then nodded.

“Eeyup. What gave it away?” He put up his hands.

“Well for one she stares at me and my apples as if im god, two she blushes like a mad woman every time I talk, and three she was feeling up my leg in the car.” He glared at me.

“Hehehehe and you think I knew that was going on?” He nodded and poked me in the chest (FUCKING OW).

“I know damn well you knew.” He growled. “Do you know how much it took out of me to not get excited? Connor was making fun of me the whole way!” He baled his fist and raised it. I got a evil look on my face and held up my hand with the rock on pose.

“Don’t start.” I mumbled. He stared at me for a moment then sighed putting his fist down.

“What am I going to do?” I looked at him as  if he where the biggest idiot on the face of the world.

“Really?” I raised a eyebrow at him. “You get some! Your a farmer, she’s a farmer and of course you both love apples! What else do you do?” He looked at me then started thinking.

“Hmm your right.” I nodded face-palming.

“Its what Connor did with Dash.” Vinyl walked out of the bedroom dressed. “So why not?” It was there we all agreed.

“Right then! Go get your girl Peter!” He nodded and left. Vinyl leaned agents me.

“They grow up so fast.” We both laughed. “Now where were we?” She grabbed the collier of my shirt and dragged me into the bedroom.

“You are a very active you know that?” I grinned as we fell back into bed.

A/N: short I know but hey im tired and being rushed by my brother.