Doctor Whooves & Scootaloo

"Okay, let's see. . . Ah, here we go!" Said the mysterious man.

By my calculations, I have a 34% chance of failing. If I go to any dimension that's really different, then my chances increase by 72% He thought let's see if I mess this up. Lets see. Willy button, shaky wakey lever, giggly switch, and pressing random keys just for fun! All right

"Toward Adventure!" He yelled.

*bling*

The machine then was making a weird noise. Going like this: Wooorm, weeerm, wroomomom, wromomomo. Or something like that.

"Hah! This is gonna be fun, sexy!" He said to the machine. "Oh, TARDIS this is gonna be- *Crash*"

The "TARDIS" tilted violently, and then started shaking. The man was being thrown and shaked.

"Oh no." He said.

BONG!

"Not that!" He said. "No, no, no, NO, NO, NO!" He continued in anger.

BONG!

Wiggly lever, rammy tammy button, code: 11; reduce anti matter by 7%!

*CRASH*

make that 8% he thought.

The TARDIS is falling apart. The TARDIS doesn't belong in the dimension the man is taking it. The universe is forcing it back, but the TARDIS is forcing itself into it.

it's like a ball bouncing between two sheets of Time & Space paper! I'll rip one or both! He thought.

BONG!

alright, just gotta pull the switch, remove a few W.I.M.P.S, aaaand!

BONG!

"NOW!" He said out loud.

The man was thrown back into the ground, the Bell stopped and the TARDIS was stable.

"Ow, well. that's interesting. System check, alright. Hm, what's the noise?" He said.

It was a humming but that was Autotune to high and low, and was very quiet. He looked around. Nothing, he could've find it.

Just as he as looking, a Liquidly white looking web-wall came from one side of the TARDIS to the other. The noise gradually increased, and pasted through the man.

"Ow!" He said.

It was a cold, wet, shocking, smooth feeling. The man felt greatly weaker.

"Ohhhh, oh, ow, ugh. What the Boli?" He said.

He felt a tingling sensation on his hands and face. Great fear struck him. He hoped, he begged it wasn't what he thought it was.

He looked at his hand, It was slightly gold. It was getting brighter and yellower.

"No." He said.

He looked at his other hand, It was the same.

No, please! Not yet! It's only been 71 years!!! He thought

He's hand were now spewing out golden rays, it would have been beautiful, if the meaning was different.

"No, please! I don't want to go! Not yet! PLEASE!" He yelled. He knew it was futile.

"I'm Sorry! I'm so sorry!" He yelled to no one.

His hands were glowing so brightly, he knew what will happen. Memories flooded his mind, his friend, family, Adventures, and lastly his wife.

"I guess everyone has to fail at some point," He said "Guess my calculations were wrong. . ."

Just then, he exploded with golden rays shooting out of his hands and head. He looked calm, then closed his eyes. The last thing that came from that face, was a golden tear drop. His body was then shrinking.

His face became bigger, his hands were gone. He no longer fit into his tuxedo, and his suit ripped then burned with golden flames. His hair became shorter, and so did his teeth. All that stayed were his eye, like they were there forever.

He was screaming in pain, the worst pain he could ever felt. He wanted to die, why couldn't he just die right there, alone like he has always been?

He stopped, then looked around. He was tired, so, so tired. Then he blackout.

                                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

warning: entering. . . Un. . . .phere.

"Uh, huh?" He said "What?"

He couldn't hear well, then he heard that warning.

Warning. . . Unkn. . . Atmo. . .re.

what, what happened? He thought.

WARNING: ENTERING UNKNOW ATMOSPHERE!

"What!" He yelled

The TARDIS then started spinning and shaking, the . . . Man was thrown everywhere, he was a rag doll in a falling box. Sparkles where flying everywhere, pillars were falling, and fire was everywhere, even on the toilet (don't ask).

"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!" He yelled

WARNING: ENTERING UNKNOWN ATMOSPHERE

"STOP! STOP! STOP!"

The TARDIS was out of control, the "man" was pressing buttons, pulling switches, and even banging the control console with the wrong side of his hammer.

"NO, NO, NO, NO. NO. NO. STOP!" He yelled

LANDING IN ONE MINUTE.

Fire was burning the "man's" "hands", he was sweating uncontrollably. He was thrown away from the controls into a wall.

"AH! STUPID GRAVITY!" He yelled.

He kicked himself back into the console, he couldn't see an inch in front of him but he knew the controls by heart. The TARDIS continued to shake & spin, he couldn't do anything!

if I just aim the TARDIS to the side of this planet, I might be able to survive! He thought.

He grabbed a long purple lever but was immediately thrown again, the stick was turned to the left.

that's not good

The temperature was beginning to rise, the TARDIS was on fire. The "man" couldn't reach the console, a pillar landed on him, pinning him down. There was no escape, the TARDIS continue to spin & shake uncontrolably and the "man" felt like he was gonna throw up. The ship was getting closer, the blue box was turning redder and hotter.

10 SECONDS

" THIS IS GONNA HHUUUUURRRT!" The "man" yelled.

8

7

6

He looked at the monitor, a town! He might be saved!

3

2

1

*BOOM* *CRASH*

                                                          ___________________________________________

"Uhh, ow meh head. . ." The "man" said " who hit me with a neutron star, aye?"

He looked at his TARDIS to see the damage, it was covered with smoke and fire. The TARDIS doors were above him, the control panel was on its side.

great! he thought sarcastily.

Next to him were ladders, quite long and apart.

good thing I set up those ladders. And Kevin said they were redundant. he thought.

He climbed up to the TARDIS doors, he was coughing from the smoke around him. He need air, clean air. He unlocked the TARDIS doors, and opened them with all his might. He was exhausted.

"*Cough* *cough* *cough*, Ugh, what the hay? Who did that!?" yelled someone

a person! Thank the stars!

"Ahhhh! Are you an alien! Please don't eat me! I tasted really, really bad!" said the female voice nervously.

"cactus," The man tried to say.

"W-w-what?" She asked.

"cactus. . ." He said.

"What?" Said the female.

"Do. . . You . . . Have. . . Any . . . Cactus?" He asked in a louder voice.

It sounded young, but he couldn't see well, it looked orange with purple hair. It was small, and sounded like a child

"Cactus?" She asked.

"Yea, I'm starving! I haven't eaten since. . . 3 hours ago!" He said.

"N-no, I don't have any cactus on me." She said nervously.

"Oh. . . Oi, I have to ask you something!" He said.

"W-w-what?" She said

"Am I ginger?"

"N-no."

"Blast!"

"U-u-u-uh, a-are you g-gonna e-e-eat me?" The female asked nervously.

"What? No, why?" He asked.

"Oh, g-good! My name is Scootaloo." She said.

"Hello there Scootaloo!" He said.

"Who. Are. You?" Scootaloo asked.

"Me?" He said with a grin. "I'm the Doctor!"

"Doctor Who?" Scootaloo asked.

God, I love it when they say that!

"Just, The Doctor!" The "Man" said