Careful What You Wish For

by JawsOnYou67

Rating: mature
Tags: Sad, Anthro, Romance, Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 1217

Some Times the best choices, are made for the wrong reason.

SO ya….first self inserted fic I have tried….so if any of you have any pointers on how this would improve, feel free to point them out.

Some Times you make a choice. It can be for many reasons, good, bad, or just for shits and giggles. Mine was the second of the 3 and made at a time when most people would be shitting themselves from sheer terror from what I was going through, but hell, I got one hell of a story out of my wrong decision, even if nothing worked out in the end. My Name is Teddy Votteler, and welcome to Hell!

Crossovers.
Mlp is owned by Hasbro
Godzilla, Space Godzilla, and Zila are owned by Toho Studios.
Armored Core is owned by [Insert name of owner]
Brutal Legend is owned by Double Fine and Jack Black for being a bad ass.
Halo is owned by Bungie.
Alien is owned by their respective producers.
Digimon is owned by their respective owners and producers.
World of Warcraft is owned by Blizzard.
Kingdom Hearts is owned by Disney and Square Enix.

Music: All songs go to their respective owners. I own no song used in this fic. I only use them cause I like to sing while I work.

Would have done anthro also but I have small parts at the moment. Any way enjoy.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-21 16:10:14 UTC

Answering your Questions!

"Alright my good mares, we already have our first comment and question. This one is from "DanteVael" which reads.

"What is the limit of Teddys shape shifting power? Are the ponies quadrupeds or anthro bipeds, and if anthro, why?"

"Well I haven't actually taken the time to truly test my powers and see how long they can truly last. I hope to maybe take time after this war is over to test out my abilities to their full potential. Well anthro of course, alright, well Pony in these kinds of things, intermissions and all, but actual story they are anthro. Now don't get me wrong. I have nothing against Ponies in general. I actually rp as one on Steam and have a few relationships between Rp Characters with Ponies on Steam as well. But, the whole Human X Pony relationships, yes they are adorable, but kind of creepy when you get all, R34 on us. Now, any other species, I say enjoy to your hearts content, but there are some lines I won't cross. Now the main reason behind me changing it from ponies to anthro, is that I have a very over active imagination. Think of it like this, all Clop scenes, are physically playing over in my mind as I write them. So I am subjected to mental images of character positions, diagonal as well as "Climaxes" now normally this isn't a bad thing, but when you reread the same posts over and over it can get tedious. I'm all for those kinds of things for romantic, slow romps, but I'll save those for actual Pony based stories, like one of the ones I am working on, though none of it is on paper as of yet. Breaths out as he smiles and holds out the letter, allowing Vinyl to take it before reaching in for another comment to read from.

"Here is the next question Teddy." smiles as her horn flares, encasing a strip of paper and handing it to him. Upon grabbing it he blinks several times and looks down at it.

"Are we sure we can use this?" he asked with mild confusion as he looked over the question.

"Well you begged him for it." the Wubs Pony stated with a broad smirk.

"I did not....well fine. I'll read the damn question. "Uberdeathninja" askes.

"What's your favorite sandwich?"

"Well that is a tough one. Really it depends on what I am craving. But if I had to say, it would be a triple decker B.L.T. with the bread having spent at least two to three minutes on a stove top to get it firm and crisp. Ok next question." Asked with a firm tone as he handed the current question over to Lyra.

"Alright, this question appears to be multiple questions. So lets get on that shall we? " nachoguyv2" asks."

"why Lucifer?"

"Yes I know that its kind of a cliche to use the Devil. Though I have not read another fic that involves making a deal with him. One or two involving death or some other god, but never Beelzebub. And I always did find it interesting how if one were to be offered the opportunity to make a deal with the Devil. Would he and what would he do. Originally before I was sent her I had planned to go..." trails off as he looks to the two mares beside him. "That's actually not important, cause it doesn't matter what I would have done, the past is the past, I have two lovely mares I care for so I can't dwell on it." This receives a few Squees of joy as I find myself hugged from both sides by Lyra and Vinyl.

"nachoguyv2 asks once more" Vinyl reads it out loud a moment later.

"also, do you like bananas?"

"A simple answer. Yes, yes I very much do. I am a chef by nature, so the Banana is a prime ingredient in many a dish. From Banana split to Banana bread to Banana pound Cake. So many ways to craft delicious foods with such a simple item." States our protagonist as he looks to the last question.

"nachoguyv2's final question is now revealed." Lyra pauses before reading it.

"ONE MORE THING, Mega man wants his powers back."

"That isn't a question Vinyl. Its a statement, though I know next to nothing about Mega man I will admit." with that the sheet of questions and one statement is thrown away as he waits for the next one to come to him.

"And that's it for this intermission. I am a tad bit disappointed that not as many of those who follow this story didn't show up. I honestly expected people to be asking why I chose the transformations that I did but o well. Till the next chapter is out. I do hope you enjoyed this little session." Takes a bow as the two mares walk up behind him before jumping on him and beginning to drag him off and around the corner.

To all those still following! Good news!

Fear not. For I have not left here just yet! I am in the middle of growing accustomed to a new job so I have had no time to work on any stories. Much. But I have done some work on "Careful what you Wish For" which is going to become much different then it once was. I will be adding in a lot of darker themes, gone will be the randomness and idiocy of Teddy. Well blatant. I'm going with a slightly more serious themes as well as a more mature tone for the story over all.

What you can expect.

Amazonian sized mares. With Celly exceeding thirteen feet.

Teddies powers reduced to situational and emotional ties.

Harem still prevalent but it's going to be much much harder for our hero to woo mares or females.

A missing Moon Butt? Her dark story and how it changed Celly into how she is now.

A note to readers!

So first off. I would like to apologise for the all the time I've been away. Recently found a job but that was no excuse for not updating this story. I seem to have lost interest in it for a time. But with the re-reading of one of my favorite stories The Scent: Lust of Mares. By Distorted Flare and another new series called XY Chromosome. Both of which I have to say are well worth the read. The thing is that they both deal with darker themes then my own and I have always felt something was truly missing. So I will begin a re-write post immediately. Besides anthros changes to the nation of Equestria, certain key events in Equestria history will be changed and a major aspect of Pony life will be forever altered. I'll be turning the ponies into an Amazonian society. Still its Egalotarian as was before, but without Stallions and Colts. I will delve into this later on but Teddy won't change, so no worries. This being said, I want to thank all the readers whom have stuck with me and I hope you all will come to enjoy the rewrite as it comes to fruition.