Nigel Burke is a prescription drug addicted amateur surgeon, using surgeon in the loosest possible definition. Nigel lost the ability to move the right side of his body after a stroke, and his left side is scrambled at best. After ripping the heart out of a man in space and smacking a new one in as it floated away, Nigel returned to his boring desk job where he divided his time between throwing floppy disks at his co-workers, and playing Deep Dungeons of Doom.

However, that is soon about to change as Nigel finds a rainbow floppy disk at his desk. After managing to pick it up and insert it, he found a message from someone who called themselves, "Princess Celestia". This, Princess Celestia, told him that he was to be transported to the land of Equestria, where he would preform a kidney surgery on one, Prince Blueblood.

After popping a few downers, Nigel was transported to a world filled with magical talking ponies, although this wasn't all that uncommon for him. Now, Nigel must save the life of the Princess's nephew.

What have I done?