The Story That Pinkie Wrote
A chocolate coated sugar pony walked through the dark woods. He felt unnerved...like he was being watched. And he was because at that moment a giant dragon swooped down and attempted to grab the pony by the head. I ran into the story and fired my party cannon at the big, mean, nasty dragon. Then I pounced onto the sugar pony and ate him. I licked my lips as I stood back up. Man, that pony tasted good! Anyway I decided to go for a walk. Some stuff happened. Discord came back we both got glasses of chocolate milk but everypony knows that glass tastes better! I said goodbye to him and walked across a candy cane field. I saw Discord pick a giant one up and use it as a cane. I saw some apple pies fly upwards and Soarin' chasing after them. Twilight was hiding in her book fort trying to get knowledge to protect her from the book demons. It was a fun time. Eventually I left and went back to save and publish the story. Then I went back into Equestria and hid while I watched the human walk up to the computer and read my story.
The End!
Authors Notes: Three things. Yes, it is meant to be bad, Yes, it is meant to be short and Yes I may write a sequel. Hope you enjoyed it!
Pinkie get out of the description!
"But why?"
I'm trying to write something!
"What're you writing!?"
Something!
"Can I help?"
No!
"Please!"
No!
"Pretty please!"
NO!
"Pretty please with a cupcake on top?"
I said NO!
"Fine! I'll just smash this invisible wall!"
Wait? NO! NOT THE FOURTH WALL!
"Hi! Woah! This is what an alien planet looks like!"
Pinkie! Get back in the fourth wall!
"Why should I?"
Because I told you to!
"No!"
Then I'll write you back into it! Pinkie Pie then gave up her constant attempts to annoy the author and went back into thajasjasghvdbhgshdbn. Pinkie!
"I'm not going back in!"
That's it! The author then grabs Pinkie by the mane and Pinkie attacks him using ninja kung fu skills. Dammit, Pinkie! Stop messing around and get back into the fourth wall before I make you!
"No!"
Oh really?
"Yes, really!"
The author then gets angry and pushes Pinkie back in. But then Pinkie springs back out and does a kung fu flip over the authors head. PINKIE!
"What? I'm only having a bit of fun!"
The author gets out of his chair and picks Pinkie up. He then gives her a lecture which is booooooooriiiiiing! Pinkie doesn't listen she just hums a song about cupcakes. Oh come on! Really!?
"Yes."
Fine! You can help me write the story!
"Yay!"
A lone figure walked across the field when suddenly a giant cupcake fell out of the sky and almost crushed him with its sugarry goodness. Pinkie! Stop it!
"Sorry."
He stopped to rest under a lone tree.
"Why is he resting under Fluttershy?"
Really, Pinkie? You're gonna make that joke?
"Why not?"
It's overused!
"Sorry. Lets just continue the story."
He watched the sun as it dipped below the horizon then it exploded and-- PINKIE!
"What?"
Stop it! Let me write!
"No!"
jdsgdyusjiduyaghdj Pinkie! Stop it!
"NO!"
sfsyhsdjusdijhsdusdiksd I give up!
"Wait where are you going?"
I'm letting you write the story any way you want!
"Really!?"
Yes. I'm tired of trying to reson with you!
"Okey dokey lokey! See you later!"
But if I get back and you aren't back in the fourth wall you're in trouble! The author then walked off and left Pinkie to write the story!
PINKIE! WHAT SORT OF STORY IS THIS!?
The End?
