Well, I'll start you off with a little thing. THIS IS A WARNING. I mean, come on, this story is really sad, especially right now. If you're like, 6 or something, get out of here. This story has sadness and death in it.
But, who cares, children see things that aren't for children. They're way too curious. Hah, well, if you're a toddler and you didn't listen to my warning, then go ahead and start sobbing as I tell this story, starting...
NOW!
Well, I was a truly alive pegasus pony.
It really was an epic life. Well, starting with my death. You know death. It's when a person's life stops, bla bla bla... Enough with the jibberish kindergartener stuff.
It was the Winter Wrap Up, I was putting on a show for this wonderful celebration. I was performing near an ice pond for the most unimaginable thing I've ever performed......
... the DOUBLE RAINBOOM!!!!
Last time I did it and I got sent through this weird portal into the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, whatever. That's just boring neigh.
Negatory.
Anyways, so I got prepared and did it, but I couldn't control myself. Really, I was going so fast, I couldn't stop.
Dang it, I was so scared. My wings were forcing me down to the pond. All these thoughts went in my mind.
Why can't I stop? Am I going too fast? I'm sure to hurt myself. Who knows I'll drown in ten seconds flat.
At the same instant, I saw a huge gust of wind blowing even some ponies off their hooves. You know what, I've gone too far.
Way too far.
I saw my hind hooves starting to turn rainbow colored, then it got up to my neck. Now I was really afraid. Like, what's going to happen?
I tried slowing down, but nothing worked. Oh come on! I regret this.
Then I heard a huge BANG! Oh god, migraine. I've hit my head on the ice covering this freezing water.
Suddenly, I heard ice cracking. Yep. Near the end.
And then, it came. The ice gave way and as said before, in ten seconds flat, I was under the ice, underwater, floating, dead.
Twilight was calling my name. "Rainbow Dash? RAINBOW DASH! Where did you go?" She ran until she saw the pond I had just drowned in, and slowly, she stepped on it. That thing was slippery as peanuts.
Awkward. You know what, this dumb narrating thing is creeping me out. I mean, I didn't want to say hell, cuz that would have been a little offensive, but I didn't know what to say. So I clearly just burst out PEANUTS.
Anyways, Twi slowly kept on walking until she heard a sound. POP!
"Okay... what the heck was that?" she said to herself. She gently touched the freezing water in the hole that just cracked. She quickly thrust it out, then heard that bubble noise again.
POP!
"What in Equestria is that noise?!?" she screamed.
She noticed everypony staring at her, and flew away.
